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November, 1922 THE ATLANTIAN 21 A PSALM OF GOLF. By W. A. Thompson. I broke a hundred, John, my son— I did, so help me Jonah! I dropped a putt for ninety-one, So smoke this large Corona! For forty years I toiled away My poor old score to shorten; I worked till I was grim and gray With clubs purloined and boughten. And by and by, I says, says I, “I’ll never live to make it; But I shall die a fighting guy Endeavoring to break it.” And now I’ve landed my desire I do some high-powered thinking, “Shall I quit golf and so retire To peaceful sports like drinking?" “Not on. your life!” I gayly peal, “I’ll start again tomorrow With clubs I find and clubs I steal And all that I can borrow.” “And when the Final Trump shall sound Its summons loud and weighty, I’ll merely say “One moment, Bo, This putt will give me eighty!” THE GIDDY WHIRL. Hostess: “But, my dears, why are you leaving so early?” Little Girl: “We’re awfully sorry, but we have to go to another party an' we want to get there before the ice cream’s all gone. GILT-EDGED MODESTY. They say that Ford is so democratic that he is not ashamed to ride in one of his own cars. It recalls the story of the hard-boiled captain of industry to whom a friend was introducing a young man just out of college and seeking a job. “He is a fine, modest young man,” said the friend. "Modest?” snorted the big man. “What in thunder has he ever done to become modest about?”—Norfolk Virginian-Pilot. CRUDE STUFF. Dear Mrs. McGowan, across the hall, was speaking of the trouble she’s been having with her car. “But everybody has trouble lately,” she said; “and it’s nothing in the world but them using these raw ma terials at the factories.”—Motor Life. LET “PAT DO IT” 510 Courtland St. EPITAPH. Peacefully sleeping, Lieth Bill Lane. In his Ford he tried To derail a train. Dad (seriously)—My boy, don’t you think it’s about time for you to stand alone ? Son (cheerfully)—Sure, dad. I can stand a loan any time. Suggestion to irresponsible Ford drivers: FIJvy and let flivv. MAY BROS. inc. JEWELERS AND BANKERS 19 PEACHTREE ST. ATLANTA, - GEORGIA BELL PHONE MAIN 1584 :llllllllllllllllllMllllllllillllllllnillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!llllllllllllllllllll , ££ FLOWERS LIEBMAN FRESH AND NEW For All Occasions Real Estate, Renting Loans, Insurance 53 North Forsyth Street HEALEY BUILDING Phones Ivy 2233-2234 Lawrence | THE FLORIST | 1 131N. Pryor Street Atlanta, Georgia | ^iiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiMiiiiiiimimiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiL We cordially invite you to give us an opportunity to serve you in any of the Four above mentioned lines.