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34 THE ATLANTIAN September, 1922 Visit the PEACHTREE CAFE For Something Really GOOD TO EAT Our Watchword is Service OUR MEATS AND VEGETABLES ARE THE BEST WE CAN BUY DELICIOUS SALADS AND DESSERTS Courtesy to All We Are Here to Stay Cleanest and Most Sanitary Place in the South 111 Peachtree Street Two golfers, finishing their first round, met under the showers in the club room. Both were enthusiastic over the game and were questioning each other on their respective scores. “How did it go for the first time?” asked the first golfer. “Pine,” answered the second, “and what did you do it in?” “Two hours and a half,” came back the unusual retort. Father—Why can’t you do some thing? If I should die you’d have to beg for money. Son—Well, I ought to be able to do that. I’ve had practice enough around here.—Boston Beanpot. Kind Old Gentleman—How do you like school, my little man? Little Man—I like it closed, sir. “I sleep like a log.” “Yes, with a saw going through you.” LET “PAT DO IT” 510 Courtland St. Crabshaw—The portrait you paint ed of the young flapper is startling in its realism. Smere—It should be. In order to get the right tints I had her mix the colors herself. Perhaps it would help some if mon key glands were grafted on the Re publican elephant. “Why, Bob, you have a terrible black eye, did you meet with an accident?” “I wouldn’t exactly call her that.”— Harvard Lampoon. It was at the Van Brewster’s recep tion, heralded far and wide as the so cial event of the season. Mr. and Mrs. Jones arrived late, a little flustered by the magnificence of the reception hall. Jones, in his embarrassment, handed the butler a laundry check. “Pardon me, sir,” said the offended official, “but what is this for?” Jones, however, was equal to the occasion. “Two callers!" he replied, without hesitation.—Toronto Goblin. Professor—Aren’t you Mr. .Smith? Stude—No, sir, I’m Mr. Smith’s twin brother. “Ah, I see; what name, please?”— Notre Dame Juggler. Harry—Did you feel the earthquake last night? Carrie—No, I was shimmying.— Washington Dirge. King—What ho, sirruh, call the guard. Prime Minister—Sire, it is raining, and the guard has lost his umbrella. “Then by all means what ho the mudguard.”—Stanford Chaparral. When the truth comes out, it will doubtless be shown that Man Friday was Robinson Crusoe’s bootlegger. Mrs. Crawford—We’re getting up a club to study auto-suggestion. You must join. Mrs. Crabshaw—Auto-suggestion ? If it’s a new scheme to get your hus band to buy a car you can count me in. AT BEAUTY’S SHRINE. By Thomas J. Murray. A Dresden China loveliness she wears, I e’en might say she’s fairer than the day, Perchance you’ll wonder if the gay street stares— Well, I should say. I know a sweet flapper named Pick ering Who sets all the neighbors to snick ering, Because when she struts In her knickers and “putts,” She looks like a model (from Chick- ering)! Jones—I hear Smith made 72 yes terday. Brown—I’m sorry to hear that! Jones—Sorry? Why that’s par for the course? Brown—I know that. I’m sorry be cause Smith will be off his game the rest of his life. DR. B. E. HALL Dentist 35 V 2 WHITEHALL ST. Phone M. 5351 EXTRA GOOD DENTAL WORK AT REASONABLE PRICES To praise her beauty words I’ll never spare, I keep the pharmacy across the way, And do I sell the goods that make her fair? Well, I should say! Newbride—Did you get seats for the theater, dearie? Him—Yes, love, I got the forty- third row. “Oh, I’m so glad. The show won’t bother us a bit back there.”—Wash ington Dirge. Even if skirts are getting longer, we’re not sure that it proves any thing. If long skirts meant modesty and stanch morals, the women of the Court of Louis XV would have been as modest and as moral as an Epworth League social. Love may be blind, but a poor man is never sued for breach of promise. Irate Professor—Young man, do you know anything about this course ? Young Man—A little, sir. What would you like to know?—Standford Chaparral. •Smith—Where did you get that um brella, Jones? Jones—Why—is it yours ? Once upon a time there was a small boy who always came to the table with dirty hands and had to be sent away to wash them. “Why don’t you wash your hands before you sit down ?” said his mother. “You know perfectly well I shall send you upstairs to do it.” “Well, once you forgot,” said he. II Crown Bridge Work, Plates, Fillings, Extractions, Treating Teeth, Abscesses and Pyorrhea 15 Years in Atlanta—Come to See Us READ THIS—WE WILL SAVE YOU MONEY Decayed teeth and ulcerated gums cause bad health and bad breath. By having your teeth put in good condition you will improve your health in general, look better, feel better, live longer and be much hap pier. Save doctor bills and save money by having your Dental Work done by a good Dentist.