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ELLIJAY COURIER
PUBLISHED WEEKLY,
ELLIJAY. GA.
What has the ice man to say of
weather?
Be sure you know how deep the wa¬
ter is before you dive.
Boating accidents are now the or¬
der the day at the summer resorts.
An enthusiastic young woman in At¬
lantic City turkey trotted herself to
death.
Kissing may be a disease, as eastern
savants say—but if it is, it is the most
prevalent.
Italy is trying to end her war with
Turkey. It has never been over pop¬
ular even in Turkey.
Keep cool and make it hot for the
weather man, even though he is not
considerate of your feelings.
Dr. Wiley declines to become chief
of Boston’s health department, but not
because he dc sn’t know beans.
What the women wear at conven¬
tions is thought by many to be as im¬
portant as what the men do there.
The first aerial head-on collision
demonstrated that it was just as im¬
possible in the air as on a single
track.
Only five per cent, of the people of
this country buy books, but the trou¬
ble is not with the people—it is with
the books.
Automobiles in. New York have
fallen off to the extent of $15,000, and
no one seems to know where they
have gone.
A Pittsburgh couple after frequent
prayers for a baby found one on their
front parch. This is an easy solution
to an old problem.
Someone has estimated that $6,000,
000 is spent for golf balls every year.
And the purpose of the game is not
to lose them, either.
In Boston's new appendicitis hos¬
pital ward patients will be charged
but $10 a week. This is an encroach¬
ment on the rights of the rich.
Some day a great American genius
will produce a typewriter ribbon that
an amateur can put on without soiling
his fingers or his language.
An Italian slayer was sentenced to
life imprisonment to begin with ten
years in solitary confinement. There
won’t be much l.fe after that.
fold. Size dTiesifT count it you~
choose your own fighting ground.
A scientist says that a baby is not
talking when the sound “mamma” is¬
sues. He ba3 a terrific task ahead
if he wi-hes to convince young moth¬
ers.
The strawberry crop has set a good
mark for the rotato fields, but this
may be a year when nature is more
considerate of luxuries than of neces¬
saries.
A supreme court somewhere has de¬
cided that a woman who gets off a
street car backward has no claim for
damages. And yet they will continue
to do it
A woman physician of Worcester,
Mass., has been writing of the cat as
a transmitter of disease in a manner
likely to put Tabby into the category
of the typhoid fly.
The aeroplane of the future, we are
told, will carry 1,000 passengers. This
information will be received with dig¬
nified but nevertheless enthusiastic Joy
by the undertakers.
A Massachusetts woman died by
her own hand because her son would
not permit her to work in his wood
yard. And yet they say that there is
nothing new under the sun!
A prominent cancer specialist in
England has sued the British Medi¬
cal Journal for calling him a quack.
If he can produce a real cure for can¬
cer he can disprove the charge.
A man of 70 writes to the New York
Times to complain because a reporter
referred to a man of 60 as “aged.” To
the cub reporter it seems all right to
refer to a man of 50 as “venerable.”
It'is retorted that western farmers
are objecting to college students- as
harvest hands. They do not have to
hire them. The objection may be
based on the fact that college students
are not fond of 15 hours a day work
and sleeping in the barn.
Two actresses in New York put out
in a launch and saved thirteen drown¬
ing men. thereby breiking two prece¬
dents. No press agert was in charge
of the rescue, and it vas a lucky num¬
ber—for the men saved.
The last horsecar, or, to be exact,
the last horse omnibin, has disappear¬
ed from the streets of Paris and motor
buses and electric :rams now hold un¬
disputed sway. If Paris has another
siege, the inhabitants won’t be able
to get much nourishnent out of rub¬
ber tires.
Prince Henry jf Beuss says that
American girls are the prettiest in the
world. When he gets home he may
have a busy time explaining to :.n
enraged feminine poptface that he
never said it.
The orator at a recent college com¬
mencement warned the graduates
against despair. That wes rather an
unnecessary warning. If the gradu¬
ates could only take for their future
lives one-lalf of their present assur¬
ance and self-confidence, the world
would bea much more energetic place.
WHO IS
THIS?
By Rev. Parley E. Zartmann, D. D.,
Scoctur of Exteocoo Department Moody Bible
lnadtute, Chicago
TEXT—And when he was come into
Jerusalem, all the city was stirred, say¬
ing, Who is this?—Matt. 21:10.
Jesus Christ had not been long at
his work on earth until people began
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the way; others cut down branches
from the trees and strewed them in
the way; and the multitudes that went
before and that followed cried, say¬
ing, Hosanna to the son of David;
blessed is he that cometh in the name
of the Lord; Hosanna in the highest.
The throng moved near the city gates
and passed into the city. This caused
great excitement and all the city was
moved, saying, "Who is this?”
In the days of his flesh Christ caus¬
ed people to think and talk about him.
and his influence is ever the same. It
is still true that he cannot be hid and
the question of the first Palm Sunday
is an everlasting question, and there
is a profound sense in which you and
I are called upon to study Jesus, to
understand his works, to interpret
his life and to decide for ourselves
who he is.
There are some interesting answers
to the question. Some call him the
great ttacher and refer to the sermon
on the mount, the parables, and the
extracts of some of his public ad¬
dresses. Some say he was a marvel¬
ous miraile worker; and that is true.
He openec, blind eyes, unstopped deaf
ears, heal/ d withered hands, allayed
burning f^ era, and brought the dead
back to Ilf ; and all of these are para¬
bles of thi power with which he works
in the spij itual world. Some call him
the sympti hetic friend, and we remem¬
ber his te der dealing with the wom¬
an taken';/ ^ her sin, his solicitude and
helpfulnej * J m hi the affection case of the widow
-’- iiio s (iucluuu for iur the
like the him
the matcjieless man, referring to the
beauty of his character, thc-'purity of
his life, th e universal character of his
teaching and his world-wide outlook.
Some speiik of him as the mighty Sav¬
ior, and t<jll, with glowing heart, of his
to save; and still he is able to
save unto the uttermost. Some recall
the prophecy i”'the spoken by Isaiah and
say he wonderful, and that this
characteristic applies to all the other
names
In the first and second chapters of
the Epistle to the Hebrews Christ is
set forth arf the perfect son of God
and the perfect man and there is given
a sevenfold proof of each. In chapter
one we find that God hath in these
last days spoken unto us by his son,
he has become heir to all things, he
made all things, he is the effulgence
of God’s glory, the express image of
his person, he upholds all things by
the word of his power, and when he
had by himself purged our sins he sat
down on the right hand of the majesty
on high. In chapter two we find that
he is a perfect man, but was made a
little lower than the angels, he took
man’s nature, he endured man’s temp¬
tation, he tasted man’s death, he met
man’s foe and destroyed him, he
wrought out man’s salvation, and
achieved man’s victory. Without doubt
he is the one pe-fect man.
“No mortal can v/th him compare,
Among the sons 0 f men;
Fairer is he than iij the fair
Who fill the heavenly train.”
And let us not forge, that all that
may be said of him, am all that is
true of him as a man is hut a faint
gleam of the glory which is fits as the
divine son of God.
The world’s greatest mountain is
Calvary, the little hill outside the city
gates where Christ was crucified to
save us all. Here we can see God’s
love for the sinner and the sinner’s
opportunity. Let that cross be the
great answer to the question of the
text.
Who is this? This is Jesus of
Nazareth. You have seen him; you
have heard him; you know the re¬
demption which he wrought. What
will you do with Jesus? Your joy for
time and your destiny for eternity de¬
pend on your answer. I plead with
you to make your eternal decision
now; to join the innumerable throng
which acclaims him as Lord of the
heart, and king of the life, and which
says:
“I could not do without Thee,
\ O Savior of the lost;
Whose precious blood redeems me.
At such tremendous cost.”
Prayer That Prevails.
The prayer that brings power is
real communion with God; it is plead¬
ing with God, it is wrestling with God.
It is not merely meditation or lan¬
guid desire, it is the loftiest exertion
of our spiritual being. We have lim¬
ited vision of the divine because we
have not earnest intercourse with
God. The soul that really prays
knows the living God, and is strength¬
ened with a mighty and prevailing en¬
thusiasm. We are too often satisfied
with a gleam of the divine glory, in¬
stead of opening our whole nqture to
be filled with It. We have not, be
cause we ask not. “All things are pos¬
sible to him that believeth.” “I will
not let thee go, except thou bless me.”
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about him and
that of the text
occurred in the
midst of a great
scene. It was ask¬
ed amid the en¬
thusiasm, excite¬
ment, and intensi¬
ties of ttie first
Palm Sunday
when Jesus and a
number of those
who believed on
him were coming
to Jerusalem for
the fe'ast. The
multitudes spread
their in
iells jnum
Student Describes Life of Girls
in Her Country.
Women Not Desired by Universities,
as Professor Asserts Education Is
Wasted When They Marry—Men
Outnumber Them Six to Two.
London.—“We are all trying to be
as English as possible in Poland just
now; it Is the fashion,” said Miss Ilia
de Illakowick, who came to London
recently. This young student from
Cracow university published a suc¬
cessful book ot poetry in the spring.
Accompanied by the daughter of the
author, Sienclewicz, * she has been
spending some time in Paris and in
other towns on the continent, and her
comparisons prove her powers of ob¬
servation.
“In Poland we wear English tailor
made clothes,” she continued, “be¬
cause we think they are much more
distinguished looking than any other.
English is, of course, spoken, for you
know that we learn languages, French,
German, Russian, dialects of our own
tongue, from childhood. At the uni¬
versities, of course, we study Greek
and Latin. But English just now is
the correct thing, and we are all speak¬
ing it. It is the thing in Poland
now to put babies into nurseries fur¬
nished a I’Anglaise, and they are kept
there. Polish babies, like the French
ones, had to be always with the grown¬
up people; a great deal of attention
had to be paid to them. Now they
are in their own rooms, fed and dress¬
ed like English infants, and I dare
say the mothers of the present genera¬
tion find more time for interests out¬
side of the house.
"Oh, no,” she exclaimed in reply j
to a question. “You must not sup¬
pose that all Polish girls go to the
universities, and you must not make
the mistake of mixing us up with Rus¬
sians—we are quite different! In the
Polish families of the nobility par¬
ents still cherish the ideal of home j
life familf for their girls. No girl of good |
goes out without a chaperone.
She interests herself more in house¬
hold duties even than English peo¬
ple do. |
“Our whole system is different fro*
the English. We have no colleges at
all as you have for women, and we
haye no university halls where girls
may live. A Polish girl may inscribe
her name for lectures when she is 16.
There are many middle-class parents
Facade of Cracow University.
who set their faces ig ainst this , d
and so they will not af ow their daugh¬
ters any income for thv 4 r v
study. What happens? -vhy th ®
girls simply run away from ho. ^
Cracow there is a convent where’ ..
can live for about £2 a month. Of to.
a girl of 16 has to commence by work¬
ing very hard to earn her living while
she attends the university. The con¬
dition of students, both men and wom¬
en, at the Polish universities, has
been a good deal talked about, and I
am one of many students, who are try¬
ing to raise a fund to establish wom¬
en’s residences like those you have
in England.
“The proportion of girl students is
something like 500 to 3,000 men. They
attend the same lectures as the men,
and often live in the same poor lodg¬
ing houses as they do. I suppose it is
for that reason that the parents have
not learned to like the position of
their daughters at the universities.
The professors approve of girls at
their lectures? No, the majority of
them do not. They declare that girls
usually get married, and then all
their university training is wasted.
They make things as hard for the
girls as they can by constantly indulg¬
ing in wi^at we call ‘chicane,’ that is,
teasing and small jokes leveled at the
women students.”
WEASELS CLAW HIS FA
Then Scared Little Beasts From
Nest Find Victim’s Coop and
Slay 18 Chickens,
Lewistown, Pa.—James Stinetarg
better known as “Dynamite” on ti
state road operations where he is ei
ployed, has a badly lacerated face a', -
says he hates to tell people how
got it. j,
Those who were working with i
namite,” however, aver it was
much weasel. They say Stinebs -
was stooped over, taking out ri •*' ^
stones, when a little ball of red
white fur leaped from a hole in
bank, landing squarely in his iy'-..
and scurried away as rapidly as
sible. This one was followed in r
succession by others, and each s
ed to give him a dig in the face i
all four feet. s
A strange coincidence was tha „
following night 18 of Stinebarger
vorite chickens were killed in
coop by weasels.
Flood Takes Five in Sleep.
Winnipeg, Man.—President ,
Corcoran, head of a construction
pany, and four members of his
were drowned in a flood which
over their camp west of High
Alberta, where hundr^do or wc
lay sleeping. The valley, twr
wide, was flooded.
Fought a Due! With Pols i
St. Joseph, Mo.—Philip Scb< «'/md {j
Henry Ellrcera, two young i are
dead, having daring swallowed each other stryci ( ^ U in
beer, after A so.
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RHEUMATISM IS JUST UK?
ANY OTHER DISEASE
RESULTS FROM CONDITIONS
THAT CAN BE REMEDIED
Whether You Have Suffered for Years
or Have But a First Twinge or
Two, Applications on the Skin Can¬
not Get at the Cause of the Pain.
Probably just a bilious attack and
a slight deposit of uric acid that was
not promptly expelled. Calomel and
similar mercurial purgatives do not
dissolve and expel the uric acid sedi¬
ment that forms from undigested, fer¬
menting foods, and when this poison¬
ous acid gets in the blood stream t it
spreads through the system. It accu¬
mulates quickly, thickens the musclles, bloipd,
and settles in joints and
which then stiffen with rheumatism.
An attempt to cure this rheumatism
must be directed to removing the ylric
acid from blood and tissues, prev jent
ing the deposit of crystalline ur; ites
and breaking up those already fort bed.
There have been many so-ceMled
uric acid solvents. They dissolve iuric
acid in the test tube, but when
reach the stomach the hydroch loric
acid present changes their chem Istry
completely and renders them in
tual. JACOBS’ LIVER SALT]
solves uric acid out of the
holds it in solution and expels
MmWKJIiAL
Lesson
E. O. SELLERS. Director of Eve¬
ning Department, The Moody Bible
Institute of Chicago.)
LESSON FOR JULY 28
THE WHEAT AND THE TARES,
LESSON TEXT-Matthew 13:24 up^ '“1 ^
GOLDEN TEXT-"Gather £
tares, and bind‘ then J in into my
them; but gather the t
barn.” Matt. 13:20.
thirteenth chapt er of Mat
The the great kingdom
thew’s gospel is parables
chapter of the Bible, Seven
in this chapter give us each of seven
.
aspects or applications of the prmck
of the kingdom. In this ' eSB °n
Dies mixed ch«act« of
we are taught the ult mate
the kingdom and also of the
separation composed. -of two “A classes nmn of v. JWMt 24, goes
is seed his field. This
out to sow good m
man we are told in v. 3 , 13
that the fie
JACOBS’ LIVER SALT is
ably successful in the treating of
rheumatism. It thoroughly
the system of all fermentatio:
uric acid sediment, purifies the ;
and gives prompt relief.
If you are suffering with ,euma
tism, try JACOBS’ LIVER SA| lT im
mediately. It will relieve yo more
.promptly and surely than a| hing
else. Effervescent and agrc in
taste. Don’t take an Inferic ubsti
tute. Some preparations ver; losely
imitate the name, but their on Is
very different to the genuine j| COBS’
LIVER SALT. 1-2-lb. jar, 25c It drug
gists /by mail, postage 16c extra),
Jacobs’ Pharmacy, Atlanta. Lr ge free
sample and booklet for 2c st. mp.
WRONG DIAGNOSIS.
Doctor—What is thi! 4 ”''
Blower—I call it “ ; ,tansas uy*
clone.” fy j]
Doctor—Oh! Ah! I ..stook
it for an attack of pa ’ if 1} colic. *
Laying - —k in.
a Fou jiest)—Mrs.
Little Bobby (tl , ( goin’
Skimper, when I her Pt y : iwere I Start
to have dinner at yi i S e
ed right in trainin’ . .. A
Mrs. Skimper (the 1 ess. ^- By sav
ing ft? ;
up your appet-' 1 ibbi r
Little Bobby—N bjj By ii eatin’
'quare meal first, i
At Let’s Be Tha •Ststfo H>es " ! i nax. haven
a fl y ra to a wo T v h( '
ton reac *ied the pr - they
the back.
Many rT7^ M ’n’rihft* before
has had a mer.
jM
vs
r , PEROT ION
i b[
How I* ;. *<eed of Peoi m. ^ HL,
, 1 .aped The Suit
geon’s Knife. h
. j?a, 111.-“I wish to let e4• ,y e ry one
k* '■*> rwhatLydiaE.Pinkham’sVV’ Wetable T__
: i iti l .., . ■ . Compound Compound If fc' A fl \as done
forme. Fort; wo years
I suffered. T- £he doc
£ tor said I had' ' a tumor
remedy
knife. My b rgeon’s
£■ ^another
bought me \ydia Vegeta- E.
Pinkham’s \c
ble Compound I id” and
today am a vS t Welland
healthy womS/ si, .; , n> For
months I , , u ff e red
from Wash inflammation, and I your glad Si* it janative ____
relieved me. am to tell
anyone what your medicines havi \, e dor ’ ^
for me. You can use my testimolus
any way you wish, and I will br.?; istwa
to answer letters.”—Mrs. Chr...
Reed, 105 Mound St, Peoria, 111. - r
Mrs. Lynch Also Avoid* : a:
Operation. v • ,is 0 f my
Jessup, Pa. — “After the birth' ’’ 4 nflam
fourth child, I had severe organic i‘ ,* pains
mation. I would have such terriblt ’■ k could
that it did not seem as though ^ a long
months, stand it until This kept doctors up for decide thret *" ^.;% ' that
two
an operation was needed. nended
“Then one of my friends i Com
Lydia pound E. Pinkham’s Vegetabl*! I f months
and after taking it for two j l A.
I was a well woman.”—Mrs. Jo$
Lynch, Women Jessup, who suffer Pa. i J tie ills
from fe 7 egeta
should ble Compound, try Lydia E. Pinkham’sj J success
one of the mo ■ known,
fu] remedies the world has eve* opera
before submitting to a surgiq
tion.
gTm cIhger be cured? IT GAN I
■thout . parallel
The irecord °f the Kellam Hospital is wl . I lay permanently,
in history, having cured to Slav curecw* over UO
withouttho use of the knife of X-E |t Frs from
cent, of the many hundreds of suffen tlfteen vears
has treated during the ra'i ate and
YVe have been endorsed bv the Ben , Our
■atare of Y'irjrinia. We Gufirantel [tal
KELLAM Phy~folo..s i,‘aaieti A
W. f.fairs HOSPi „ Vaef,
Street, RSchr, r,
It’s hard to lose some friends—and
impossible to lose others.
job was a patient man, but he
found the cat asleep on the
just after he had varnished it.
Mrs Winslow’s Soothing syrup for Children
•eethinc. softens the gums, reduces inflamma¬
tion, shays pain, cures wind colic. 25c a bottle.
Women waste a lot of powder when
the enemy isn’t in sight.
For gniXER HEADACHES
Hicks- CAPL'DIXE is the best remedy—no j
matter wliat causes them—whether from the ■
heat, sitting in draughts, feverish
etc. 10c., 25c. and 50c. per bottle at medicine j
stores.
According to an old bachelor, real
luck in love consists in being able to
avoid facing the person.
TO DBIYE Wd^StantoM^HOVK OFT JAVn^pTHE TASTELKSS SYSTEM
Take the S taking.
CllLLL TONIC You know what you are
Sira, and « he 5.6sT effectual fonu. For grown
people and children* 50 cents. ■
An Epigram. make
It Isn’t every woman who will
you a good wife who will make you a
good husband!—Satire.
the world, the of me-Then
followed the propagating stage, that
which man has uo con
period trol* UU over this period while men
During
of ^eAs 0 souls came which and sowed so closely tares,
the common darnel stages.
resembles wheat in its earliest
this propagating period d
After and hi. servants wen
passed the man their field evi
out one day to find in
a»c, another hah »>■»
The test of every life is the
seed During these earlier
fruit produced. had looked so nea
stages S“ the tares ,“dllr
. .heat a, not to “
distinguished, but now that the h .
vest time approaches the differe
evident. It is significant from
all too blame is la ^
this parable that no
upon the servants that they s ou
allowed the two to grow up dur¬
have Surprise, ange
ing this first stage.
a of d thfdiscovered
the King James version has
enemy, as. but the
it. Satan is ubiquitous, I. Peter
of God is greater than he, see
3:22.
parables He Taught.
the servants had sought to up¬
If would in all likely
root the tares they
hood have done more
good, though this does not imply a y
conflict with Jesus’ 30. words The seed abound had the in
Matthew 5:29, in Gods good
same environment and
time the separation should t fc% .e p
both grow together untit both
so “let
the * reapers, gather first th*
and hum them but gather tve did
barn. Notice th*. tares
into my wheat. Like begets
not evolve Into «»-»> bundle — , g
into 3
command. If sin toget ■>. ^ -heat
we A
expect to suffer together. 0 i e ssing
was ripe for full usefulnes“ salvation^.^ the
and a further gtruction
tares were ripe only fo’ parableSi 0 f
After teaching tt*' j eSUS sent the
which this is bi>‘ ’ ore fully and
multitude away disciples the
completely taug t his parable. The
meaning jl ask we
inner the°hea i£ W e
t hen for our inherit¬
ance have uttermost Part of the
and the The
world as a possession (P*■ king
sLs the
g0 °d am the (chil-
the ev 1 one Both the sons
dren) or tne e> * h bad
„ tb. good ana ot ieeJl
grow from, an <1 the
o^tlm ^ om from
the sons ^ us that
good seed. James t • thut lie
our essential ie nature h b 8^ q{ truth;
b nS tlat kind of first fruit
and nd that we ^ a re a
creation. ^ however>
of his the _1 J^paved (John
with the sons of *' for
44 l' tor'tte “devil 1
8: II nd his ansels
TCI «). H«c. tte tore,. Cil
(Matt. » lo. ) evil one one. are cas t
of ^ ^ the _
dren or sons
the 1 question of future reac¬ puni^ hila .
We do not, therefore,
tion into this lesson. three les
remember jying. ^ The
We must
sons we have been 0 f the seed
firs t concerned the .bond deals with
and the soil; the gr0 wth and devel
the mystery of.ngdom. whereas this
opment of tlj& with the mixed char
lesson has 'kingdom due to the ad
acter of. other seed. This is a les
mixturfte subtlety and maliciousness
sons enemy, rather than any teach
ofupon the nature of future punish
Unt. The fact, however, is patent
separation time is coming, a
a that offend,
when all things thing*
that cause stumbling,
doiniX in tbfkSrnCS
tian worker to remember.
World the Field.
the Psalmist puts it (1:5), "The
As stand the judg¬
ungodly shall not in
ment, has no standing, nor s.n
e. g., ™^ 10 “
ners (abide) in the cong
the righteous.” It is not °^ p
gather the tares into bundles. God
to ( 30) an ^
will send forth reapers v -
are the angels (v. 39). The
reapers here warned again
fact is we are activity Ours is
useless or profitless and then s-and
lack to sow the right seed nut
and let God work. We a*
responsible for any prr^ess of
even even re God wiU talf3 care of
separation, for time will
his own and in his orvr
forth his his reapers reapers who will do
send make sorry work
what we would How often
to dc
separation process daring period, tie only prop.- to
gating and developing the darnel.
uproot the wheat with
COR Luncheon—or equals picnic
1 sandwiches, nothing
Veal Loaf
—'Or, serve it cold with crisp new lettuce.
It is a tasty treat and economical as well.
At Alt Grocers
Libby, McNeill & Libby
Chicago
A vanished thirst—a cool body and a refreshed one; the
sure way—the only way is via a glass or bottle ot
delicious—pure purity—crisp and sparkling as frost.
Ideally as
Whenever
you see an
jj.j Demxnd the Genuine as made by Arrow think
THE COCA-COLA CO., Atlanta, ca. of Coca-Cola.
EVERY CHILD SHOULD HAVE THE
Faultless Starch Twin Dolls
E’i*« Lilly Wkita and MU» Pkoebe Priam.
rent'lronLor two 5 cent fronts.
starch c**’ Kansas City, Mo.
faultless
TEXT WAS NEW TO HEAF RS
Struggle With ‘-f e^e-' English
German’s °
Language Praiseworthy provoking
what Mirth
Trince A;‘ -Jlfeuss, v “”~ ’ v’iio d-natured- spe^tfl
r'f.STin SfJAor*. g00
Term,, ora
officer, .1 «>.
man fleet. „ said the
“One of our chaplains, preach
prince ‘‘had the hardihood to
fn English at one of your He astonish Luthera j
chapels the other day. he
congregation by saYing, as ro.
his for his text
that he would choose
words: shirt. ,
“ ‘And he tore his und.
“A quite audible snicker went
chaplain noticed it, fluslm and
i The louder voice:
repeated the text in a
“ ‘And he tore hi? shirt.
“The snicker became a l/u B n, anu
the pastor rose and said: pioting, cf
“ ‘Our good brother is/
course, the familiar won'
“ ‘And the door is shy-
“Whats , Pittsb going “ r of ® fc” y demanded
he 9 on two little boys
a man as cam nt Jot on the sou th
huttlir-g in a va on top was
wag
der one. ^ aid the man, grabbing tie
“Stop lt ih neck and pulling
victor ^. e
ha( . in the world are you
away. (Q do tQ hig {ace with <-hose
trying*. <ront of
w %,? why, he swore in smart
fine girls, and I rubbed so-' e
weed in his eyes to heco-e a great
man like Abraham Lin«>»n. —Pitts¬
burg Sun.
Voice of Conscience.
western KentuC-y negro 441
A st ea ' lnS
awaiting trial or
wife called ° see , him ’ 0n her
out the je*er, whose name was
G, 4a'» y!" e e
d »« >»r 1 y a ’ " h,v ’ yr “
g0 .! N ? o ‘“3!" "Ef right
’aty I’d git him a lawyer guilty,
but he tells me he ain’t
aad so* of co’se, I ain’t aimin’ to hire
ie ”
““Mr. Grady,” came a dat voice nigger from wom¬ the
cells above, “you tell lawyer—and
an down thar to git a
git a dam’ good one, too!” Saturday
Evening Post.
Only in a Business Way.
“So Clara rejected the plumber.
“Do you know why?” careful
"Somebody told her to- he
about encouraging him, as he hit the
pipe.'
Old Michigan’s wonderful batter
Eats Toasties, ’tis said, once a day,
For he knows they are healthful and wholepme
And furnish him strength for the fray.
His rivals have wondered and marvelled j
To see him so much on the job,
Not knowing his strength and endurance
Is due to the the mm com m TY COdd.
Wri *h7 RiversWis.
‘r^d iSM Postnm Co.,
Battle^Cree^: Sfc t' 3 I
PATHOS IN CHILDS’
Fortitude Shown by Little Sufferer Ift
Hospital Touched Lady Henry
Somerset.
' Ulttry-" rirm? „Ul!«liUOl| children of “Wirirrm^ the London *’**'•' **** -
ill behalf of the tells
elums are constant and earnest,
this affecting story of the way in
which her interest In these little ones
1 was moved in that direction by
rare patience and imagination of one
little hoy. His example convinced me
that patience was one of the qualities
I needed most, and in seeking it I grew
into that work.
I was in a hospital on visiting day,
ivhile the doctors were changing a
plaster cast which held the crippled
hoy’s limb. The operation was ex¬
ceedingly painful, I jvas told. To my
surprise, the little sufferer neither
stirred nor winced, but made a curi¬
ous buzzing sound with his mouth.
After the doctors left possibly I said stand to him.^ it?
“How could you answered.
‘That’s nothing,” he that bee
“Why, I just made believe a
jvas stingin’ me. And I kept buzzin
ipecause 1 was afraid I’d forget about
!its being a bee if I didn’t.”—Youths
Companion.
SUITABLE FINISH.
It"
S Agoing tonight? I
U d>wn the
see so so many many frogs frogs
road. the Greenback
Grasshopper—Why, give entertain¬
Social Is going to at
ment and hop.
___
The Cheerful Color.
Ga£)€ _Do you ever get the blues.
Stove—Not if I have the loig green.
born—and mos of the
Poets are dead.
• great ones are