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Friday, March 27, 1936
Campus Slang
Courses ala Student —slanguage:
Sharkology—Zoology 1.
Inhumanity —Humanities 1 and
2.
Social Sorrow —Social Science 1,
2,3, 4.
Human Croak-ology—Human Bi
ology 1,2,
Contemptible Georgia—Contem
porary Georgia.
Crazi-logy—Psychology, 1, 54.
Child illiterature —English 51.
Disfunctional Mythmatics
Math 20.
Calculations —Calculus.
Un-natural Study—Biology 50
(Nature Study).
Rugged Sociology—Rural Soci
ology.
Ego-nomics—Economics 55.
Sub-physical Sceance Physical
Science, 2.
Igno-cation —Education 1,4, 11.
Impractical teaching Practice
teaching.
Freshman—one who knows not
and knows not that he knows not.
Sophomore —one who knows not
and knows that he knows not.
Junior —one who knows and
knows not that he knows.
Senior—one who knows and
knows that he knows.
A committee of three never
functions unless one is sick and
another does not come to the
meeting.
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The Men’s Glee Club under the direction of Prof. Gordon Watson
will sing at the Banquet to be given in honor of the special guests
here tonight.
Easter
Is Just Around the Corner!
COSMETICS and CANDIES
CARROLLTON DRUG CO.
Furniture Dealers Funeral Directors
KYTLE - AYCOCK
“A Good Place To Buy Furniture’’
IMPROVED CAMPUS GREETS VISITORS
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VIEW OF IMPROVED WEST GEORGIA CAMPUS TO GREET THE EYES OF VISITORS WHO
ARE ATTENDING THE FIRST PUBLIC FORUM.
We prophesy Triangle Trouble
for the following incurables:
Bob and Esther Portwood’s
considered the evil-doer in this
case.
Jane and Tom—(can you be
lieve it?) Barrett up to his old
tricks.
The West Georgian
Did you know that?
That Owen Malcoms greatest
admirer is himself —“Boo! you Cute
Little Devil, you.”
That Dot Holmes is picking ’em
young—She now has “Rhythm In
Her Nursery Rhymes”.
That West Georgia’s Cassinova
has turned out to be Harold
Plunket.
That Fred Hansard pulls the
nudist act in the boy’s dorm— why
there were even girl’s in the Dor
mitory that day.
That Miss Weaver has finished
a green sweater and is now knit
ing the skirt?
That Beth Almand makes ex
cellent Chocolate Fudge? Litton
also likes to eat it.
That Andy Floyd is a dutch
man.
That Ruth Chapman is an au
thority on bed-time stories? Ask
“Sweet Pea”.
That Miss Paris likes to sing?
Where do you spend your Sun
days Trummie.
That cows give milk after mid
night and if you don’t believe it
ask some of the boys.
That Ethel Lee McLarin would
ever stoop to the lowly pastime
of holding hands in the School
store and with Taylor of all peo
ple.
That Cecil Stanley has at last
found a gal who will make the
rounds with him Now Grace
don’t y’all fall too hard.
That cold drinks and hamburg
ers are served in the Girl’s Dor
mitory every night between nine
and nine-fifteen.
Still a SENSATION
in the
HUB’S MARCH
SALE!
THE HUB
“Choice Gifts for all Occasions”
Com. From Board
Of Regents Visit
This College Wed.
Dr. S. V. Sanford, Chancellor of
the University System of Georgia;
W. Wilson Noyes, Treasurer; Reg
ent Cason J. Callaway, LaGrange;
Regent Charles M. Milam, Carters
ville visited West Georgia College
on Wednesday, March 25th. They
spent the entire afternoon looking
over the college plant.
These members of the Board of
Regents with our local visitors,
Mayor T. R. Luck and Mr. Apple
ton Mandeville; and the hosts,
President I. S. Ingram and Dean
W. Fred Gunn, were entertained at
a luncheon given by Miss Ruby
Jenkins and her Home Economics
Class in the log cabin on the col
lege campus.
Get Real . . SANDWICHES . . Also Fount
Service and Regular Meals at the . , •
H and T COFFEE SHOP
PHONE 69
Compliments of
CLIFTON HOTEL
W. S. CAMPBELL
PLUMBING and HEATING
Phone 112 11 Carrollton, Ga.
Ten Members of
Varsity Squad to
Receive Letters
Then members of the West Geor
gia College basketball squad will
receive varsity letters in recogni
tion of theri services during the
193 G season, according to Coach
Bonner. In addition, a letter will
be awarded to Manager Douglas
Bishop. The ten athletes who will
be awarded letters at a near date
are Travis Eidson, Bob Webb,
Withers Jackson, and Elmer Hug
gins, guards; Grady Cook, Glenn
Shumake, Ralph Williams and Mor
ris King, forwards; Mondell Driv
er and Fred Hansard, centers.
Varsity Basketball
Closes A Very
Fine Season
With the Junior College tourna
ment at Milledgeville the Braves
closed a very successful season,
having won the majority of their
games. The schedule was a severe
one and the squad were ne\y and
inexperienced in college basket
ball. Three games lost were by
less than four points. With the
same squad back next year with a
few additions to give it much need
ed reserve strength, the team
should become of the best in the
state.
“/ Prefer the —-
Economy
Cleaners
FOR PRESSING, CLEANING
AND ALTERING.”
On the Level Because Its
“ON THE SQUARE”
See-TOM SMITH
—College Agent
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