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IN THE WIND
With IKE, MIKE, and IZZY
As this is the beginning of the
eventful (we hope) career of Ike,
Mike and Izzy, we wish to dedi
cate to the student body, faculty,
and alumni this lovely little ditty—
My heart is simply aching
My head is filled with pain
Just thinking of my daughters,
Wearing CELOPHANE.
We Mean Business!
The last six seats in the balcony
are to be and must be reserved
for the “3 SHEETS IN THE
WIND."
Rats “Halfwit” Knox, “Dumb
Bunnie” Floyd, and “Cracked-brain
ed" Cooper were lead to believe that
Starr Miller. OUR STAR, was the
best all around man on the basket
ball team last year and the cham
pion lollywogger of WGC. He was
the only man who could get a date
with the most beautiful girl on the
campus last year—name (censored)
—so the Dumb Rats were led to be
lieve. Maybe they’ll learn. No
cracks Starr.
INFORMATION Any sopho
more, black or white, idiotic, or
moronic half-wit, can easily be
taught the art pf pooularity or
unpopularity. If time will permit
the instructor (Miss C. J.) you can
also be taught how to make or
break anyone you so desire. Boy’s,
don’t jump at this chance—she did.
Jane, didn’t that last letter from
Jody kinder hurt? Don’t worry he
wasn’t pretty and anyway we loves
ya.
“Mug Rabbi” Mugridge, the Sale
City has through SPON
TANEOUS COMBUSTION, old
debts, and the heflp of a good sama.
ritarian, acquired Pour Packs of
Cigarettes. ’Tis a shame that he
sold them in order to keep fellow
bums from bumming him.
Public opinion has now something
to think about. The question Is,
just what do you think about a
W. G. C. gal who would go home
immediately after a midnight show
with one of our beloved alumni,
“Poss” Wiggins. That is news.
Wow! It’s BONDed without tax.
Silence gives consent—Stare,
stare, glare, glare, and then say
"boa” It can be none other than
J. Murphy and R. Richardson un
derneath the spreading sycamore
tree. Can this be love, marriage,
or a hangover. You tell us—We
knoweth not.
Attention all *T” model owners
with bad tires, no low gear, no
brakes, no reverse, no insurance and
a good driver. Don’t attempt to
climb the hills and take the de
tours of Paulding county. We can
now see how Mr. Roberts is such a
learned man. It takes a smart
man to get out of those roads and
hills and still be able to talk and
brag about Paulding county.
The ”3 SHEETS IN THE WIND"
must blow.
FROSH ARE BRIGHT
AS PLACEMENT
TESTS REVEAL
The results of the Freshman
Placement tests which were given
September 22-23, have been an
nounced by Dean R. M. Strozier.
The grades made on these tests
were very satisfactory. The names
of the tests and those people who
made highest averages are as fol
lows:
English: Only one Freshman
was exempt from English 1 because
of a high average on the English
test. That person was Johnnie
Brownlee, Calhoun. Others who
made good averages in English
were Kenneth Mosely, McDonough:
Mary Clonts, Hiram; and Mar
garet Burnett, Winston.
Social Problems and Prospectus:
In the Social Problems and Pros
pectus test John Lupo, Carrollton,
was fist. Eula Mae Morgan,
Woodbury; Harriet Fincher, La-
Grange; Betty Kilgore, Douglas
ville; and Gordon Hill, Chicka
mauga, also made high grades on
this test.
Study Skills and Literary Ap
preciation: Leon Storms, White
Plains, N. Y., took first honors in
the Study Skills test, followed by
Mehl Renner, Cedartown; Johnnie
Brownlee, Calhoun; and Joan Shef.
field, Cedartown, while in the Lit
erary Appreciation test Glynn Na
tions, Calhoun was first with Fran
ces Donehoo, Roswell, Leon Storms
and Margaret Burnett, Winston,
also high.
Mathematics and General Science:
Frederick E. White, Dalton, took
the laurels in the Mathematics divi
sion with Mehl Renner, Leroy
Strain, Rome; and David Andrews,
Rome, also receiving high ranking
Kenneth Mosely made highest in
General Science, followed by Eula
Mae Morgan, Mehl Renner, and
William Cleghorn, Summerville.
Sophomore Vacancies
Filled As New Heads
Are Elected
Following a student election
held early this month the follow
ing people were chosen for various
offices in the Sophomore class.
Paul Hurt, Rockmart, was elect
ed associate editor of the Chieftain;
Toney Bryant, Fairmount, vice
president of the sophomore class;
Sonny Bass, Carrollton, s alumni
representative and William Mitch
ell, day student alumni represen
tative.
The Temple University school of
medicine had 2,000 applications for
110 vacancies in its freshman class.
Los Angeles City College stu
dents drank 1,500 bottles of pop
daily during the recent California
heat wave.
Oonzaga University's atheltic
coaching staff is composed entire
ly of graduates of the school.
Indiana University social organ
izations have just spent $60,000 for
repairs to their dwellings.
ALWAYS
A Welcome To
W. G. C. Students
BEN FRANKLIN
STORE
Fresh Candies, Ladies’ Cosme
ics, Greeting Cards and
Shoe Polishes
Hallowe’en Masks, etc.
THE WEST GEORGIAN
Program Series To
Be Given At Vespers
The council of the Voluntary Re
ligious Association, a non-denomin
ational Christian organization has
made plan for a series of programs
revolving around the central
theme, “Making Vital our Religious
Experiences,” and taking up dif
ferent phases of this subject.
Carrying emt this i<fea, two ves.
per services have been conducted
in which the speakers considered
“Obstacles in the way of Religioos
Experiences,” and “Conversion.”
At vesper services October 22,
Joan Sheffield and Dan Brewster
will take up the topic of “Worship”
while the series of discussions fol
lowing this will deal with “Enlist
ment anl Service” and “Commit
ment.”
Tentative plans have been made
by the V. R. A. for the presentation
of a Thanksgiving pageant Nov. 19.
The council has extended an in
vitation to the student body to at
tend all V. R. A. services.
Patronize Our Advertisers
Yok/an . opens Doors to Fields
where People Live, Wfork & Achieve
Today there are about 1,000,000
cigar stores, drug stores, country and grocery stores where
you can buy cigarettes in the United States. These re
tailers, and the jobbers who serve them, have built up a
service of courtesy and convenience unmatched by any other
industry catering to the American public’s pleasure.
There are another million people who
are engaged directly or indirectly in the transportation
of cigarettes to every town, hamlet and crossroads.
It IS ESTIMATED that there are 1,602,000
tobacco farmers raising tobacco in 20 out of the
48 states. Good tobacco is one of the hardest crops
to raise and bring to market, requiring great skill
and patience from seed-bed planting to harvesting
and curing. The modem tobacco farmer has done
well the job of constantly improving the quality of
his product.
The AVERAGE LENGTH of service pf the 13,230
people working in the Chesterfield factories, storage
houses, leaf-handling and redrying plants is over 10
years. This means that every step in the making of
Chesterfields, regardless of how small, is handled by
people who have had 10 years of experience and abil
ity in knowing their jobs.
Truly tobacco opens doors to fields
where people live, work and achieve, and Chesterfield
takes pride in its ever increasing part in this great in
dustry that is devoted entirely to the pleasure of the
American public.
To SMOKERS, Chesterfield Cigarettes have
always said, and now repeat, that in no other
cigarette made can you find the same degree of
real mildness and good taste, or the same high
quality of properly cured and aged tobaccos.
Chesterfield Cigarettes are made with one purpose
only... to give smokers everywhere the MILDER,
BETTER-TASTING SMOKING PLEASURE
they want. You can *t buy a better cigarette.
MAKE YOUR NEXT CHESTERFIELD
CwV l tmmr a Uvaa Tomooo* Cos.
FLASH! FLASH!
It was learned through a re
liable source that President In
gram permitted the student body
to sing “Loch Lomond." .Nume -
ous sophomores had to be revived
when the chapel audience was in
formed that Mr. Ingram had
given his consent for humming
the third verse. All further details
will be found in your local waste
paper baskets ....
There are now 656 junior colleges
in the United States.
Students-
YOU’REi ALWAYS
WELCOME AT
THEH.&T.
COFFEE SHOP
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1939
CARROILI IRA IRE
MON.-TUES. Oct. 23-24
‘‘IN NAME ONLY”
With Carole Lombard, Carev
Grant and Kay Frances
WEDNESDAY. Oct. 25
“IND. SPEEDWAY”
With Ann Sheridan and Pot
O'Brien
THURSDAY, Oct. 26
‘‘Hotel For Women”
With Ann Sheridan and Pat
James Ellison
FRIDAY, Oct 27
‘‘NIGHT WORK”
With Charles Ruggles and
Mary Boland; Gang Comedy
“5 TIMES 5”
Latest Quintuplet Picture
SATURDAY, Oct. 28
‘Frontier Pony Express’
with Roy Rogers. .Late Show
10:30 p. m. “ZERO HOUR"
SUNDAY, Oct. 29
‘‘HER JUNGLE LOVE”
With Dorothy Lamour and
Ray Milland.