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THE WEST GEORGIAN, WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 21,1981
Opinion
Stay This Weekend
No, there won’t be a real Homecom
ing celebration this weekend with
floats, the crowning of anew Queen, or
any other such festivities.
That will come next quarter during
the basketball season.
But, this week 'a game with Randolph-
Macon will be something special. Many
former West Georgia football players,
other alumni, and families will be
traveling to Carrollton to see for
themselves just how good their alma
mater’s new football team really is.
The College Program Board Ls bring
Business Accreditation
Following suit to improve West
Georgia's image is the School of
Business, which is seeking national ac
creditahon for it’s programs It's about
time. West Georgia made their first at
tempt for the sanctioning in 1976 -but
was turned down. We feel the school
may have been slighted then. Perhaps
asking for approval on both the bac
caluareate and graduate levels was
asking a bit much This time, we are
seeking approval solely on the
undergraduate level. There’s no ear
thly reason why we shouldn’t be
granted our wish this time.
However, it could be Spring 1983
before we ever see the business school
certified. We wonder why the school of
business administration didn’t try
again sooner. Nevertheless, it’s a deci
Visitation Rules
Visitmg hours in dorms are there for
a reason: so that people may visit their
friends, but not overstay their visit. A
person with an eight o’clock class needs
to la* in tied by midnight which is the
weekday hour for visitors to leave.
But there are people who use visiting
hours to simply go erasin', to prowl the
halls of dornus whether they are visiting
anyone or not
Male students who hang around in the
halls of girls' dormitories who are not
visiting anyone in particular and who,
as often happens, stay past midnight
talking loudly are, at best, thoughtless
Their presence and aimless socializing
is not only a distraction to students who
are trying to study or visit with friends,
but, as the hour grows late, it becomes
a very crude invasion of privacy.
Some coeds have complained that
they have stumbled out of sleep in the
wee hours of the night, made their way
THE WEST GEORGIAN
EDITOR Mark McCloud
MANAGING EDITOR DebbieGodbee
NEWS EDITOR Ellen Wilson
ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Hal Partridge
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ART EDITOR Alan Kuykendall
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ing The Producers for a concert that
evening following the game.
If West Georgia's football program
continues in its successful course this
year, it’s very possible that there will
be two annual Homecoming Weekends
or that the present one will be moved
from basketball season to football.
Whatever the decision is, we en
courage students to stay on campus this
weekend and plan their own homecom
ing celebrations this year. It may be the
rebirth of another tradition for West
Georgia.
sion that’s long overdue and we are
glad to see them trying for it again.
With the increased emphasis on
graduates with business degrees, it can
only work to our advantage. Coasider
ing the fact that only 10 percent of the
nation’s colleges/universities are ap
proved by thus organization, thus should
look good on West Georgia’s record. We
feel the School of Business has a quality
program and a quality staff to comple
ment it.
The accreditation us a measure of
quality and it separates schools that
don’t quite meet that standard with
those that do. This separation of quality
could mean the difference when West
Georgia grads are seeking jobs. Seek
ing jobs’ 7
Isn’t that what college Ls all about?
down the hall wearing nothing more
than a night shirt and the strands of the
dreams they have just broken, assum
ing they were alone Then, suddenly,
they are startled to find themselves
confronted by male “visitors" who are
treating the place and hour as if it were
a Friday night lieer bust.
Director of Residence Life Tom Mar
tin has expressed serious concern over
these violatioas of visiting hours He
means to take action to enforce the
visiting hour rules
We agree that this us important to lie
done Any visitor friend or stranger
who is not sensitive enough to leave
when a person being visited says, "I
have an eight o’clock class tomorrow,"
should know that the visiting hour rule
is going to be enforced. It is there as a
substitute for their temporary lack of
manners
It is there for a purpose
The Difference Is Worth Knowing'—
By Mark McCloud, Editor
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When I was a boy of 14, my father
was so ignorant. I could hardly
stand to have the man around.
But, when I got to be 21,1 was as
tounded at how much the old man
learned in seven years. Mark
Twain.
That little passage has been hanging
around my house for a long time and
although I understood the humor of it,
since I'm 21 this month, it caught my
eye as well as my imagination Reflec
ting over my youth, now that I realize
tis over, f can recall the many stages of
misinformation that I've lived through
I'm sure we can all remember periods
in our life when we thought we knew all
there was to know and then the dawn
suddenly lit on anew ly discovered slice
of life
Shortly after learning the "facts of
life” and I felt goyishly confident that I
had the full story about where babies
came from, my family moved down
South where I first discovered that
there were actually people who were
"t>orn again " Damned if I could figure
out how they managed that.
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By Jeff Styles
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Through the smoggy skies of subur
ban Ixis Angeles, to the poverty
stricken slums of Boston, one lone
figure stands out. shining as a symbol
of hope to upper class America, the
symbol of affluency and conservatism.
Right Man has become the nation's
number one super-hero in the fight
against liberal ignorance.
Right Man who leaps to the sky with a
hearty cry of "Hi Ho Stockman" is the
only thing standing between the op
pressed and bewildered silent majority
and the hordes of bleeding-heart
humanists who threaten to take over
the world. With his nifty uniform of
gray tweed and his sparkling
eyeglasses of gold, Right Man strikes
fear into the heart of even the most
outspoken liberal.
When leaders of the country find that
their plans are being foiled by the petty
complaints of environmental ex
tremists, or even worse, civil rights
workers, thev send out a signal for help,
sos sos and Right Man comes
streaking to their aid. Faster than a
cruise missile, more powerful than the
NRA gun lobby. Right Man will always
answer the call.
We find Right Man disguised as his
alter ego, mild mannered James Watt,
quiet yet hard working Secretary of the
Interior for President Reagan
Letters
Frustrations
The Editor:
My complaints with this college don’t
concern themselves with any lofty in
justices. There are no peat wrongs to
set right: there are no intolerances to
conquer.
My complaints center around the
minor frustration and petty defeats that
fill West Georgia.
For instance who is responsible for
covering over the Duck Pond (in Love
Valley)? With that gone, the most
Keep Your Chin Up
While I realize 1 wasn’t wandering
alone along the path of misinformation
I’m sure most of us can recall with a
smile of chagrin some whimsical view
held about the working of the adult
world
My sister had a cat misnamed
Tinkerbell she turned out to be a tom
cat. Undaunted, my sister patiently
waited for the day that Tinkerbeil
would have kittens She finally decided
to take matters into her own hands and
gave the cat a push in the right direc
tion We woke up one morning to find
her holding that damn tom-cat on top of
two eggs hoping they 'd hatch into kit
tens of course
Then, there were all those things my
parents always told me, but I had to
find out about them for myself Those
included the mythical figures of Santa
Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth
fairy, and the green monster with the
hairy hands who lived under my bed
Other things my parents told me:
Keep your chin up
Smile, it takes less muscles to smile
New Hero
“Jim," we hear the president call,
“how are the plans going for turning
Yellowstone over to the Exxon Com
pany'’ They have assured me that there
is plenty of uranium hidden under all
those pesky trees and we don't need to
keep them waiting. They get so angry
sometimes."
Peeking out from under an enormous
pile of signatures demanding his im
mediate resignation, "Damned Sierra
Club’ ’he mutters to himself; he replies,
“Coming along nicely sir. Just give me
a few more days and I’m sure that we
can have the park, I mean “area”, in
the rights hands. The mountains will
simply be alive with the sound of
bulldozers."
“Good. Good." The President replies
as he drifts into his fourth nap of the
day.
Suddenly, the "hot Line" rings
Somewhere big business is in trouble.
Leaping over the bound body of a
Washington democrat. Watt snatches
the phone. The voice on the other end in
forms him that an army of obviously in
sane environmental extremists had
surrounded the construction site of the
Diablo Canyon Nuclear Plant. They had
some big names with them. A couple of
rock stars and a few movie celebrities;
it could get nasty.
His duty clear, Watt slams down the
romantic place left on campus is Z-6.
Have you ever tasted the coffee from
the machines in the Education Center?
That one taste more than any other
single item is responsible for more
suicides on campus than any other
single factor.
As I’ve said these are minor offenses
They do not matter much to the educa
tional process. I would however, look
back in a more favorable light on my
college newspaper were I to forget that
its slogan was “A Sack O’ Hell
newspaper".
than it does to frown
Learn from the experiences of others
you don’t have to make every
mistake in the book yourself
If you can t make a point using plain
English, maybe you don't have a point
In order to make someone else happy,
you must first be happy yourself
If it is worth doing, it’s worth doing,
right
Winning is not always good for you
You have to learn how to lose
If you're driving too fast and you hear
the back door close St. Christopher
just got out
Choose your friends carefully, and
don't hang out with creeps
It's easier to admit a mistake than to
have to continually cover up for one
Telling lies will give you pimples on
your tongue
Paying someone a compliment
makes two people happy Paying so
meone a criticism makes one of them
bitter
It ’s better to give than receive
Eagles soar, pigeons flock (Turkeys
do tool
phone and races into the closet. Being
careful not to let any of the homesex
uals out, he dons his uniform and takes
to the sky. Right Man to the rescue.
Arriving on the scene, the first thing
that catches Right Man's eye is the
fallen body of one of the protestors.
Standing over the body is a large con
struction worker with a smoking pistol
in his hand.
"My God” Right Man exclaims,
noticing the long hair of the fallen pro
testor and the marijuana leaf on his T
shirt, “I hope you’ve got a permit to
carry that pistol. Otherwise it could fuel
the protests of those bothersome gun
control organizations.' ’
“Of course I have,” comments the
worker as he proudly displays his chest
tattoo stating “If guns are outlawed, on
ly outlaws will have guns”.
“Good then.” Right Man responds,
“And by the way, loveyourtattoo lt’s so
original.’’
Gingerly stepping over the body he
strides to one of the plant's massive
cooling towers and demands the atten
tion of the crowd.
“Good people.” Right Man bellows,
using his super voice control, “You are
being misled. I know that you think you
are doing the right thing, but you are
making a mistake. Hus plant will be us
ed to provide our great country with the
power that it needs to see us through the
These minor frustrations must be
dealt with because change will not
come quickly. Many of these problems
have good, solid reasons. I can
understand why physical education is
required, but must I don a jock strap
and run for six quarters?
All of these annoyances from the fact
that campus security officers drive
through the college like komakazi pilots
to the lack of sexually aggressive
women pale in significance when com
pared to the fact that you can’t find a
parking space at 9:30 in the morning.
Michael Wilson
Be different Life would be miserable
if everyone was the same.
Be yourself
Don't dnnk and drive it can only
lead to trouble
There’s one way to do every thing, it's
figuring out how that's hard
Never argue with a policeman
A squeaky wheel will get the oil
I realize now that I’ve probably wish
ed half of my life away trying to get
to the next age bracket When I got to be
15,1 could hardly wait to be 16 so 1 could
dnve a car Next, I was wishing to be 18
so I could legally enjoy a beer For the
last 3 years I thought being 21 would
really make the difference Not only
would I be legal in all fifty states, it
seemed to me that I would have at last
truly reached adulthood But then, on
second thought, I just realized
something else That’s the end of
“wishing for age" that 1 thought would
automatically produce wisdom I
may be a little smarter than when I
first started out, but nobody wishes to
be 30 Do they?
1980's. It will heat our homes, power our
T.V. sets, and provide jobs for
thousands."
“What about the fact that the plant is
built on an earthquake fault and is
liable to ex.umph One protester
manages to get out before Right Man
can signal to his henchmen in the
crowds
“Nuclear Power is good," he con
tinues. “It is good, clean, safe way to
provide energy to the people of
America. If one site is built on an earth
quake zone. Hey, that’s the breaks.
You’ve just got to learn to trust the
scientists who deal with nuclear power
every day.”
Obviously moved by this display of
patriotism and faith in American know
how, the crowd begins to hum
“America the Beautiful" as they put
down their signs of protest and accept
the GOP lapel buttons being passed out
by Right Man’s assistants in the crowd.
And seeing that his job is done, Right
Man turns to the setting sun, slightly
steps over the growing crack in the wall
of the cooling tower, and thinks to
himself as a tear of happiness rolls
down his cheek, “Screwed ’em again.
This is getting easy.’’
And with a mighty leap, he takes off,
into the sunset, looking for anew adven
ture.
Corrections
In last week’s edition, we in
advertently reported that the SGA
was organizing and planning
Government day. Well, that wasn’t
quite right. The SGA is helping with
the plans, however, the Placement
Office is directly sponsoring the
event.
The West Georgian also erred in
the photo identification of SGA can
didate, Bobby Curtis Smith Jr. He
was identified just as Bobby Curtis.
The West Georgian apologizes for
any inconveniences the errors may
have caused.