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Page 2 September 13, 1993 The Panther Welcome Back To One Exceptional University?! Once again it's that time To stand in those long *@# registration lines To sit and wait, wait and sit. Did you really pay for this s*#@? Struggling to get past financial aid, you meet an old friend they're giving him the run around again. Patiently you explode on the first instructed soul, who happens to tell you what you don't want to hear: "your name isn't on file, you 'll have to sit out this year." So finally you clear up that mess only to discover they have your name mixed up with another. Then, you learn all the classes you thought you pre-registered for are filled. Which means you'll have to chase down snooty Dr. Snive get a slip and haul it back up James P. Brawley Drive. Thinking about the strenuous Jane Fonda Workout, you turn to leave To Hell with this, I'm spending my money on someone important- me. Then you see a group of Freshmen looking lost and confused. Smiling, you consider they have four years to be abused and you have one. Justice, you realize, has been done. -Author Still Standing In Line