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Page Thirty-six THE MAROON TIGER Cream O’ 'Wii J. M. T. Reynolds, ’27 Arsenal Employee: “Why isn’t smoking allowed here?” Mate: “The president has not the habit?” \ 1st Stude: “Let’s put on an Ugly Contest for the benefit of the Endowment Fund.” 2nd Ditto: "Nope. There are too many who may enter.” Prof: “Who is the most versatile person in the world.” Student, who is passing thru Work Week: “A Frat Pledgee.” ! Oh, what a fool is woman, Oh, what a fool is she! And if you’re a man, you’re human And she’ll make a fool of thee. Inquisitive Neighbor: “So you’re home for the holi days?” Returned Student: “Oh no, our school is moving to this town in a few days and I’m the first to come down.” He; My people live to ripe old ages. My grandpa died at 108— She: (interested) “Yes?” He: “State Street.” S. S. Teacher: “Just think, Moses prepared eighty years for only forty years of service.” M. S. S. S. Student: “That’s light, I prepared two hours yesterday for a twenty minute call at Spellman Surprised Visitor: “And you say you don’t have any recess period between breakfast and dinner?” Student (hastily): “But you see we have chapel.” Co: “He’s a peculiar bird. He even likes to go to chapel.” Ed “He should be watched. He’s dangerous She: “What’s the matter with Morehouse this year? He:“A brand new coach, a brand new teanij a brand new gym—-“gotta limber up a little bit.” Dumb Dora: “Why don’t you all dance in the new gym.” Flame:“We haven’t a piano over there.” Worried Stude in Biology Class: “Now look here, prof, where does God come in on this Chromosome Theory?” Prof: “But I’ve never seen God." Stude: “And I’ve never seen a chromosome.” Headline: “What are college students thinking?" Is this much admitted. Millions died for a single purpose. What purpose? Turkey Dinners. Matron: “This room is very untidy. Whose morn ing is it to clean up in here?” Roomer “It’s John’s.” Matron: “But he just moved in here yesterday.” Roomer: “Dormitory courtesy, ma’am.” Co Ed: “You’re missing a great deal of real col lege life by going to that seminary.” M. C. Guy, (eyeing her very closely): Oh rjo, l hardly think so.” Co Ed: “There is no gain for which there is no loss.” M. C. G.: “Well, that accounts for the creation of woman.” Dumb: How many flunks have you for last month ?” Bell: “Let’s see—- ? — how many subjects am I taking.” She: “Why, you couldn’t be on my mind if you would step on my head!” He: “Naw! Yer skull’s too thick. Inmate of Robert Hall: “Say, Cook, that water heater is practically new isn’t it?” Cook: “Naw. Why do you ask that?” Inmate: “It’s never used.” Cook: “What is the height of optimism?” Inmate: “Preparing to take a bath without first feeling the water.” Dad: “A school newspaper should be a regular daily. Son: “Yup, but what about the social editor and freedom of the press.” Prep: “What do they ring that bell every morn ing in the middle of the chapel services for?” Collegian: “Why you big sap, that’s the bell for dismissal. ADVERTISE in the MAROON TIGER