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ATLANTA BARB-Page 5 The Amazing Adventures Of Super Fag By Zelda Zorch Vol. I - Introduction: Out of the oppression of down trodden gays, from the timeless underground annals of night erasing history, come the Amaz ing Adventures of SUFER FAG, whose tire 1 ess, though often bungling ef forts, have endeared him to the hearts of countless admirers, while giving to America her first Gay Folk Hero. This Elegant Emancipator of Gaydom has followed the call of oppressed gays from rest room to legislature, ship to shore, bar to boon- dock, all over this great land. This Passionate Pa triot of the Oversexed has been illustriously instru mental in battling the bur den of bigoted straights, as well as in alleviating the temporary distress of lonely men of the Armed Forces. Moving from place to place, he affects his daytime disguise in the mode of the deceptively mild mannered, shy, re tiring, frail and bespec tacled Limont: Frobis- cher, sometime window dresser and restroom at tendant. But, let duty call, and he immediately trans forms himself into the flaming costume of SUPER FAG which consists of-- a lemon chiffon sheath, a purple cloche, peacock feathered wedgies, and, in hand, his mighty wea pon of Gay Righteousness, the famous gold plated, lead lined douche bag! This Dauntless Doer of Gay Jus tice (and occasional quick- ies)has written his name in lavender . upon the throb bing hearts of innumerable gratified gays and satisfied service men all over the world. Join us in the Amazing Adventures of Super Fag! The Amazing Adventures Of Super Fag I * 6 Volume I, Episide I - The Big Gangbang Caper! Driving home from work on the bus past the Brook lyn Navy Yard, extreme ly mild mannered, shy and retiring Limont Frobis- cher, who in reality is SUPER FAG, The Fear less Fighter For Fagdom, is startled to hear a blood curdling cry. Quickly pull ing the emergency stop cord, he jumps off the bus, and rushes into an alley way in order to change into his famous costume which he carries concealed in his little fringed bowler hat. The screams con tinue to lascerate the sultry cry. Quickly chang ing into his lemon chiffon sheath, the purple cloche, and the peacock feather ed wedgies, the Elegant' Emancipator of Gaydom turns to rush after the screams. Suddenly he no tices that a tall drunken sailor has been standing nearby relieving him self In stunned amaze ment the sailor stands there holding himself, his mouth hanging open in shock, and groggily growls: “What are you some kind of a f— nut, or am I dreaming!” The Dauntless Darling of Gaydom, only tempo rarily taken aback, sizes up the hulking form of na val pulchritude, and re plies: “Yes, you hand some brute, this is a dream! But years from now, when you talk of this, be kind!” The blood curdling 'screams continue to cut through the sultry even ing. Torn between the duty to investigate, and his im mediate patritic duty, the Cherished Cheerer of Lonely Servicemen quick ly does his patriotic duty with his famous finesse, and leaving the still stun ned sailor behind, rushes off in the direction of the curdling screams. On a side street, ten young toughs had ganged up on one poor frail queen. The Fearless Fighter For Fagdom, incensed at the, outrage occurring before the eyes, jumps into the middle of them and shouts boldly: “Unhand that queen, you big bad brutes! Shame on you, and FIE!” He clobbers the nearest tough with his gold plat ed, lead lined douchbag. Shocked by the sudden fla ming appearance of the Fighting Fag, the leader of the gang shouts to the others: “Hey, dis is some kind of a weirdo! Let’s scram!” They all run off. The Elegant Emanci pator of the Oppressed turns to the poor pros trate queen. He bends down to help her, when sudden ly the frail queen jumps up with a murderous gleam in her eye, and begins banging the Fear less Fag over the head Your Gay Attitude By Jose Gaye Exciting things happen to people who try things! Be come a doer, a tryer. Start doing things, start being busy. If you fail, start over gain. Without failure you cannot grow. Without experiencing failure you will never know success. I can’t begin to tell you of the various failures and disappointments I had be fore finding success and fulfillment. Each time I ( was beaten down I came right back because I ' de veloped and “I will not be denied” attitude toward life. So can you. The most important factor in deter mining the kind of life you are going to live is your attitude. You can live a happy life or you can live an unhappy one. You can live a lonely life or a full, robust life filled with friends and loved ones. You can live a dull, tired life or an exciting, vigo rous life. The decision is yours. If you want to change, get out of your rut and try something new. If you fail, try again and keep on try ing until you succeed. That’s what I’am all about, I think, talk, act and live success, without apology. I believe there is only one way to live and that is ‘ ‘successfully. ’ ’ I believe that every person can be happy and successful. You can do it too. with her beaded bag. “You son of a b- —!” she roars, “I was just start ing to enjoy it?” Taken aback, beaten al most senseless, Super Fag watches the irate queen stalking off, waving her bag and shouting: “Yoohoo! Boys! It’s all right! COME BACK!” Bruised and dazed, the humbled Heroic Hummer of the Forces of Fagdom stands there wondering at the grotesque ingra titude and finicky fick leness of certain queens, when suddenly he hears the siren signal of the Silver Phallic Whistle, the call for help from his sometime sister fighter for the Forces of Gaydom, Wonder Lez! 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