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RELIGION The Amazing Adventures by Zelda Zorch ATLANTA BARB-Page 11 Of Super Fag Stop Hiding BY Rev. Troy Perry. Holy Week, traditionally, in the Christian community is a time when most people stop to remember that almost two thousand years ago a man called Jesus shared a last meal with His friends, was tried for crimes He was not guilty of, and sentenced to death. He died, but on the third day after His death He arose from the grave victorious, alive! The Scriptures tell us that “early in the morning certain women came to the tomb. The stone was rolled Ask The Doctor Q. Are homosexuals born, or do they just develop that way? A. I feel that homosex uals are not born this way, but because of externa! fac tors, become homosexuals. Q. Are Homosexuals real ly more neurotic than the average heterosexual? * A. I would say that homo sexuals are probably not anymore .neurotic' than the general population. Q. Are hermaphrodites really freaks of nature? A. While there is a very small percentage of people born hermaphrodites, a very smail percentage of’ them are homosexuals. So practically speaking, her maphrodites are not “Freaks of nature.” Please send all questions to: Ask the Doctor c/o AtlantaBarb F.O., Box 82543 Atlanta, Ga. 30354. Start Living away. They entered and met an angel who said, “He is not here, He is risen.” It is possible in 1974 to have yet another resurrec tion. It is time for we who are Gay to help roll the stone of ignorance and pre judice away from the cavern which holds Truth in bondage so that it might “spring forth as the noon day sun with Justice and Equality.” No more will we watch as Brothers and Sisters are placed in institutions when the only crime is loving. We no more will watch as children are taken away from their mothers, be cause their mothers happen to be Lesbians. Police br utality and harrassment must stop! Entrapment must end! It is time to stop hiding and start living! During this month as we celebrate Holy Week and Spiritual Renewal this new Resurrection of Truth will start! Join us! As you remember dear readers in the last episode of Super Fag, our hero hq^l just heard the siren signal of the Silver Phal lic Whistle, the call for help from his sometime sister fighter for the Forces of Gaydom, Wonder Lez. We join Super Fag now in one of his Amazing Adventures “The Big Jockstrap Con spiracy.” Volume I, Episode 2, Part l-“The Big Jock-' strap Conspiracy!” Harkening to the siren sound of the Silver Phal lic Whistle, the call for help from his sometime sister Fearless Fighter For Gaydom, Wonder Lez, Su per Fag flips open the top of his rhinestone cocktail ring, and notqs on the hid den direction finder, a min iature cock' the precise location from where the call is emunating. He rush es to Brooklyn’s Prospect Park. It is not difficult for the Heroic Hummer to spot Wonder Lez. He knows her unique disguise. Her costume consists of long red woolen knitted tights and a flat metal breatplate inscribed with: “Sappho Says, Up Yours, Buster!” In addition to this, she wears heavy patent leather combat boots, and a long fur-edged, flesh col ored leather cloak, which as she now has it wrapped about her, affords her the striking disguise of a huge throbbing pussy, in the shaddow of a large tree. Super Fag knows that this is something big! It isn’t very often that Won der Lez discards her day time image of a sometime transvetite executive in a doughnut factory and part- time truck driver. Boldly steping up to the disguise Dauntless Bull- dagger, Super Fag ex- laims: “Okay, sweetie, you gonna stand around throb bing all night, or are we gonna get down to business From out of the fur ed ged, throbbing mass, a solid fist slams into his nose causing him to fall over backwards. “Lady, Please!!!” he shouts as he dexterously dodges a sud den kick. “Who you calling a F--- lady?” the Laudable Les bian mutters murderously as she throws back her leather clock. “Wait! It’s me-Super Fag!” The Heroic Hummer shouts to her. “Well, if it ain’t the Brilliant B.J. Artist her self! How many times do I have to tell you to use the password!” The Daun tless Dyke says as she helps' Super Fag to his feet. “Oh, yes, stud clit, I’m so absent minded. Suck a Nose!” exclaims the Fearless Fag. “That’s better,” says Wonder Lez, lighting up a large black cigar and spit ting once to the side. “All right,” she continues, “we got big trouble to clear up. Our ceaselessly, in* iquitousi; enemy, Dr. Big- otley Gayhater, is at work again! ’ ’ ‘ ‘ Gayhater! ’ ’ sputters the Fearless Fighter, half chocking on the Laudable Lesbian ’s cigar smoke, “Great balls of flesh! What’s up then?” “He’s in the process of cornering the jockstrap market with the Navy, and if he succeeds he’ll make a fortune which he’ll use to further his endless, in sidious oppression of downtrodden gays!” ex plains the Prestigious Puss. “But what can we do?” the Angered Warrior of Gaydom asks, momentar ily stunned by the outrag eous news. “My girl friend, Hairy Hotlips, succeeded in find ing out that his whole plan is based on the success ful tryout of his model order of jockstraps on the USS Bloomer snatcher, ’ ’ explains Wonder Lez. “The crew of that ship is to test the Insidious Gayhat- er’s model, and if they like them, Gayhater gets the Navy’s order.” “I see!” ponders Super Fag, “Then all we have to do is to sabotage that shipment of j ockstraps! ” “Right,” agrees the Dau ntless Dyke. “But our sabotage can’t be obvious.” “Maybe we could sew the straps together?” the Heroic Hummer thinks out loud. “Hell no!” counters the Laudable Lesbian. “I ain’t no way gonna sew no man’s jockstrap!” “Okay, I got it!” shouts the Fearless Fag. “Itching power! 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