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ATLANTA BARB-Page 8 The Gay Days We Reaieaiber Peaches Back Door The Amazing Adventures Of Super fag By Laceus Liber Vol.l, Episode 2, Part 2 of Conspirac y” By Liddia Lipshits In D ecember of 1971. Peach es Back Door Came over the horizon as another “Gay” bar in the big A. Peaches opened with Diamond Lil on the stages Diamond opened another great bar with a terrific show as usual Peaches Back Door was done hi different shades of red], making it a cozy place to corn gregate. In the days thatPeachi- es remained, it was located b& hinjd Funnochio’s off Peachtree St*-John McBride was the own er of this place, and as he is now, was known as a Gay Cru sader for the Hornophile com munity. He always greeted people with a smile and a “hel lo Mary,” if by chance,* you happened to meet himi The Grand Opening featured in ad dition to lil, a buffetfrom noon til eight p.m. Over 1,000 people from 3 states showed up for the event Lil made a big comeback that night, doing a performance after several years of being in active in show business. In cluded with her show was a special show from Greenville S.C. Among the many perform ers that appeared at Peaches Back Door were Wendy, Alli son, Rachel Wells, the Grease Sisters (this is where they first performed), the Gay D eceivers from New York, Sandy How ard, KrnestinedJrown, La Vita Allen, Peral Bailee and many many more.. Peaches became so crowded that a larger facil ity was needed to continue do ing business. Peaches Back Door was closed in September of 1972. John McBride is now the proud parent of My Houst Lounge located on West Peach tree St Next month; A Gay Par ade. . .1972 and activities that followed. "The Big Jockstrap When we left our two Fear less Foes of the Maliciously Maniacal Dr. Bigotley Gay- hater, they rushed from the park to the secret hiding place of their all purpose phallic pink and lavender Gaymobile. The, Terrific Twosome jumped into it, and Super Fag sets the auto matic co ntrol which has a pecu liar sensing device that can home in to the unique odor of any sexual object in the world. They take off for the location of the USS Bloom- ersnatcher, which happens to be in San Diego. Then they rest in preparation for the prodigi ous task in the service of Op pressed Gaydom before them It is early morning when they spot the USSBlpomersnatcher. The Fearless Faggot and The Laudable Lesbian deftly land the Gaymobilebehind the ship’s fantail. Most of the crew is at morn ing chow call as the two Ele gant Emancipators of Gaydom sneak quietly aboard. In order to size up the situation, the Dauntless Dyke covers both herself and the; Heroic Hum mer in her fur-edged,flesh colored cloak, so that they lie throbbing in disguise in a,dark corner of the poop deck Wonder Lez peeks out and whispers to Super Fag: “Hey, there’s Dr. Gayhater talking to an officer on the bridge. And there’s the big box of jock straps being lowered to the deck below!” In order to overhear the In sidious Enemy’s conversation, the Laudable Lesbian and the Fearless Fagot slowly throb along the deck to a point close .under the bridge. The Intractable Oppressor of Gays is givingtheofficerahard sell on die various benefits of his own model of jockstraps He goes on seemingly endless ly, when he suddenly breaks “Great Onerous Ovaries," whispers the Laudable Lesbian to Super Fag, “Gayhater has spotted us!” Th ey hear Gayhater abrupdy remark to the oiiicer: "i think you got some queers on board!” “What, ” roars the officer, his tace turning red with rage, “are you knocking this crew--indeed, the Navy?” “Oh, no, no, no. . .” Gay- hates siuuerS' attempting to pla cate the aroused prospective customer. “Certainly not,Iwas only joking! Ha! Ha! Would you excuse me for a while, I’d like to go to the head. ” The officer agrees, but in the meantime the Dauntless Duo of Glorious Gaydom succeed in slipping below deck. They de cide to part, splitting the Con centrating Crotch Irritant be tween them, in order to double their chance of success. They know that the Evil Gayhater is after them and will stop at nothing to thwart them The Heroic Hummer sets out along the shadows of the gray bulkhead, deftly concealing his famous form, clothed in the lemon chiffon sheath, the pur ple cloche, and (he peacock feathered wedgies. “If only they Did You Know? The Atlanta Barb is intro ducing a new column for our readers. This column will con sist of informative facts that most people do not know. We hope that these bits of infor mation will benefit our read ers.,.,;,'./; ; 1 . How many of oui readers have been “bumped” from an Airline flight because of over booking? Did you know that the Civil Aeronautics Board regulations (49 C.F.R. Part 250) require the Airline to get you on another flight scheduled to arrive no more than 2 hours after your original flight was due (4 hours for International flights). If f hey cannot do that, they must immediately pay you a penalty of up to $200.00, depending on the value ofyour i ticket,^ known as “denied boarding compensation.” This is generally given in the form of a check, va»id for 30 days. The Airline must also give you a printed statement which des cribes your rights. This informatio- was taken from The Consumer Gazette For further info., write to: Av iation Consumer Action Pro ject, P.O.B. 19029, Washing ton, D.C. 20036. . . had been used jockstraps,” the Elegant Emancipator thinks to himseE “Then I’d really have no trouble in finding them!” He comes upon a strange door, and opening it, bends in and finds a long dark chute. Suddenly, he hears a low, in sidious laugh, and feels a sud den forceful push from behind him. Down, down thelongdark chute, the Heroic Hummer plummets toward a rapidly ap proaching circle of white light at the bottom. The Ever-Ready Quintessential Queen uses the famous peacock wedgies as a brake, while allowing the full chiffon skirt to billow out like a parachute. The white mass at the bottom still is approach ing rapidly, when suddenly the Heroic Hummer, with a dull thud, feels himself being buried in something very soft and strangely odorous. It turns out that he has been thrust down the laundry chute. Stunned, he finds himself buried to his neck in a huge pile of dirty skivies. “Mercy!” mutters the Heroic Hummer, breathing deeply in relief. “So this is Heaven! And . I thought it was made or clouds!” Nect: Vol. 1, Episode 2, Part 3 of “The Big Jockstrap Con spiracy!” (Wonder Lez to the Rescue) iVOUR LIFE INSURANCE Prepared by the American S o c i e t y of Chartered Life Unde rwriters, the national society of life insurance, pro fessio nals who have earned the C.L. U. designation by meeting high educational, ethical and e x p er ience requirements. , Q. 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