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WEST, Monoger [18] BURNS AND ALLEN BACK- STAGE (Continued from page 7) “Why don’t you go out and have two lamb chops for dinner? Why don’t you?” Jack Benny was playing Milwaukee and George Burns was playing Chicago. Jack wired George, “Meet me at the train Sunday, 1 p. m.” George wired Jack, “I know the town, but what time?” Jack wired George, “One p. m.” George wired back, “Yes, I know, but what time?” Blossom Seeley wired George from Los Angeles, “Jack Benny arriving Chicago, Sunday, 1 p. m.” The Easy Aces act wired from Kansas City, “Jack Benny due Chi cago Sunday, 1 p. in.’’ Jay C. Flippen wired George, “Jack Benny reaching Chi cago, Sunday. Meet him at train 1 p. m.” Jack Benny walked into George Burns’ hotel room in Chicago Sunday at 2 p. m. “Why didn’t you meet me?” he demanded. “Meet you?” Burns anewered. “How could I know what time you’d get in?” The telegraph company made $150 on that act. I,ou Holtz received a wire: “Think you are greatest comedian on American stage. Great work. Keep it up. Signed, Lou Holtz.” Holtz put out a reward for the identification of the sender. “It's the White Owl Cigar program,” said Gracie. “What is?” I inquired, finally finding voice. “That my brother is lost from,” Gracie explained. “You know, Guy Lombardo is on that program, and he doesn’t know where my brother is, either.” "'Hiat’s too bad,” I sympathized. "Yes,” mused George, “I have lots of fun. You know, Liebert Lombardo weighs two hundred pounds and he blows a trumpet like Camera punches. I sent him a telegram, ‘Heard you sing MY MOM and will be out front tonight to hear you again.’ Next day I sent another telegram. ‘Was out front—don’t do it again.’ I signed a girl’s name. My life is a gag.” “George and Jack Benny have a great palship,” observed (trace seriously. “What did you buy those three little pink tablets for in the drug store?” George demanded seriously. "To go with my little blue hat,” Grace snapped back defiantly. “Oh,” he responded, mollified. “I thought you wanted to write some let- ers.” Would they, I suggested, excuse me? I had enough material for several inter views. They had been very gracious, very helpful. A peddler burst into the room. He used to be an actor. He rep resented Vanity Fair. “What is this, an advertising contract?” asked George. “Oh, no, this is an opportunity to get Vanity' Fair or Vogue for a year at greatly reduced prices.” “What magazine do you read, Grace?” (Jeorge inquired. ”1 buy Vogue.” “All right, go see my brother. I’ll call him up. He’ll give you an order.” George has a brother who isn’t lost. "Don’t you want Vanity Fair?” the peddler wheedled. “Of course not,” Grace answered. “I only read Vanity Fair.” Out on Times Square again, the peddler looked at me and 1 looked at the peddler. We walked off in opposite directions, bumping into people. Could it have been, I wondered, that I had interviewed Burns and Allen off-stage? ^ 1 I finishing Our Man Friends A HAPPY and PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR Old Heidelberg Inn Opening Oct. 1, 1933 MRS. WILLIS G. WISE AUGUSTA, GA. * THE SOUTHERN ISRAEI ITH