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Friday, Sept 13, 1M3
THE SOUTHERN ISRAELITE
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May The New Year
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Atlanta, Ga.
T. Ralph Grimes
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Hits - Splits
Howling Bits
by EDDIE SILVERBOARD
to snitch THE light bulb!
That's the last straw—see jm
In the alley next week! (And
here’s wishing all •i yes a
healthy sad happy New Tear
with lots of smiles, and year Wr
iest worry should be mlertns the
ten pin!)
Sincere
Wishes For
Hello, once again, you lucky
readers—you’re finally going to
get your money’s worth out of
this paper for the next few
months, but you may not recog
nize this column as being the
same as last year. You see, after
hearing the amount the Post was
smacked for, this author and the
editor had a fast conference in
his broom closet (he claims he
can’t afford an office) and de
cided that we would have to be
very careful about stepping on
somebody’s toes and being sued
for libel. (In fact, Adolph was hit
with a suit about three years ago,
and he’s still mowing the plain
tiff’s grass once a week, besides
giving the guy a lifetime sub
scription to TSI—the plaintiff got
the worst of it after all, come to
think of it) . . .
Anyway, I have two or three
alternatives—I can write a la Kil-
gallen and say “a certain auto
parts dealer in northwest Atlanta
had a 101 game last nite—he’d
do better throwing a hub cap in
stead of a bowling ball,” but I
just can’t get a kick out of
that . . .
Or I can be real sweet and say
"Alvin Greenberg, after rolling
an 87 game, finally broke loose
and whacked out a big 101 to
help his team stay in last place,”
which is a little better . . .
Or I can use the needle same
as last year with "A1 (Pancake)
Greenberg has a ball so flat he
uses a spatula to pick it up from
the ball return,” and then just
add that I’m kidding, of course,
which will m-ke it all legal and
clear everybody. (The reason I’m
using Alvin’s name as an exam
ple, by the way, is because he
can’t read). Smart, eh?
The Men’s AJCC League opened
last Thursday nite, and will have
the news of that event in next
week’s column — the editor still
keeps the news about two weeks
behind, but the ads are right up
to date—figure that out . . . The
opening nite festivities was, or
were (take your pick — I was
lousy in English), to be started
with President Moe Silver rolling
the first ball, but after thinking it
over, the committee decided that
this would take much too long (if
you’ve seen him bowling you’ll
understand why) and in place of
Moe they voted to have Mama
(Fastball) Silverboard to do the
honors (hey, Ma, you didn’t think
the best of luck there, and want
him to know we’ll all miss his
head this season . . . Also Bobby
Ney, who used to come in every
week from Sandy Springs, but
whose visa was cancelled for
some kind of violation . . . How
ever, the Prince and the Pauper
of bowling, namely Hank (Alley
Con) dayman and A1 (Sourball)
Mizell will return, for which all
of the weaker bowlers will be
thankful and I’m just kidding,
Big A1 (thought he had me for
a second there, didn’t he?) . . .
Well, that about does it for now
just talked to Adolph and he
asked me to be brief this issue
since he has a chance to make a
little pocket change on the ads
the next couple of weeks—hope
he makes enough to buy a chair
and desk—man, it’s dark in that
broom closet! I talked for about
10 minutes to the mop before I
realized that Adolph had gone out
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JOE WEISS
JACK SHENK
HARRY BEVERLY
SAM FENSO
HERMAN ROTHSTEIN
HOAGY CARMICHAEL
BILL RENNA
BOBBY RINZLER
SAM MARTIN
FRED WEIGAND
DOT WILSON
NANCY COHEN
SAM ABRAHAMS
SYLVIA SIEGEL
AARON A. SINKOE
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QUINTON B. PERRY
MINNIE STEINBERG
HENRY LEFF
B. D. COHEN
ELIZABETH FINE
MRS. WALTER P. MOORE
I’d leave you out, did you?) . . .
Most of the same bunch will be
back from last year in the Men’s
league, with a few exceptions,
notably Arnold (Mr. Clean) Hoff
man, who is in New York in a
new position, and we wish him
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