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I**l» Tea
Friday, Nov. 29, 1963
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Atlanta
Hits - Splits
Bowling Bits
by EDDIE SILVERBOARD
IODTBIIN I8IAILIII
AJCC Mens’ league
If any of you readers happen
to be accountants looking for a
n*ce guy to work for, I think that
by the time this column comes
out (which could be two to four
weeks from the day it’s written
—(depends on Adolph’s ink sup
ply and your payments of sub
scriptions and the ten cents it
coats him when you move and
forget to tell him and various
other things which hold up print
ing—anyway, by that time I’m
sure that Howard (Numbers)
Aronin will have openings for
you, cause 1 from the publicity he
gets from this here column, he
should be inundated with new ac
counts, and this week he made
sure of his name being mention
ed by adding up a 211 single and
two other pretty good games
which altogether totaled up to a
gross 598 figure—now be sure, if
you apply for employment to him,
to tell him your bowling average
is at least 170, or you won’t even
get by the receptionist—she car
ries a 155 herself . . .
Ia second place, Mark (Bab
bling) Brooks, the voice of
“quicksie in Dixie,” was Whistling
a happy tune (Yankee Doodle
Dandy—he’s from up nawth) aft
er a newsy 208-587 broadcasting
. . . Third high was Alan Gott
lieb, who gott himself a nice 210-
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573 set . . . In other big games
the nite’s surprise was ofiered by
none other than Stan Firestone,
who does a lot better as a broker
of stocks than as a breaker of
pins, but who did manage to hit
his highest point of the season
(why can’t his stocks do that?
by holding on to a 198 single
issue and ending up the day with
a closing price of 510 (and he’s
celebrating by giving his clients
one whole share each of AT&T
•—ain’t that nice?) ... Or did he
say he was given each of them a
call on the telephone—now I’ve
forgotten which, but knowing
him—listen for a ring
Strangely enough, one of the
league’s worst bowlers had the
highest game for the nite, a 227
by Art Siegel — sure, the truth
hurts, but you want your name
in the paper, don’t you? . Lou
Silver pounded out a big 210
single game, but tor those other
two he should have stayed home
and enjoyed that beautiful new
house he just moved into, for
which congrats . . . One other ex
ceptionally good game was rolled
by Handsome Gordon, who har
ried the pins for a great 201—
Harry could double for movie
actor Helmut Dantine, I think—
well, anyway, they both have
heavy beards . . . Harry’s instruc
tor, by the way, is the fellow who
is now referred to as the Judge
Crater of Bowling — none other
than Hank Clayman, who has
been missing from this column
for many weeks—has a bad
shoulder and arm—he claims it’s
from carrying guys like Richard
Carl and Numbers Aronin as part
ners in those friendly jackpot
games .... And speaking of
games brings us to Mama hasn’t
been sleeping too good lately, and
we finally found out why—seems
like she and Paul Sifen have been
betting each other on football
games, but instead of money they
bet sleeping pills, and Mama had
a few bad losers last week—ain’t
she the greatest! . . .
Mr. and Mrs, League
Quite a few good scores from
this mixed up bunch of bowlers
last week, I’m sorry to say (that’s
right, none of my clan was in-
“Cracker Crumbles”
Postponed by GPA
Political Satire,
The Georgia Press Associa
tion has announced postpone
ment of The Cracker Crumble,
scholarship fund-raising event,
scheduled for Dec. 6 in Atlan
ta, because of the death of the
President.
The event, a satire on pol
itics, may be re-scheduled at a
later date, GPA announced.
eluded) and high man for the
nite was the guy who was just
named chairman of the movement
to Help Stamp Out Foul Lights,
none other than Toe Cohen, who
kicked his way to a winning score
of 214-573-3 . . . That 3 is the
number of foul lights he put out
of commission . Right behind
Toe Cohen was Irv Appleson
(would that he had been in front
of Toe Cohen when said Toe
Cohen took a kick at those lights)
as the Toy Bulldog growled out a
big hunk of pins with a toothy
236-572-14 That 14 is the
number of lucky strikes Irv
had .
The gals did very well also, led
by Charlotte Rosenberg with a
rosy 189-492 set . . . Sweet Sylvia
Born eame alive with her best
in many a moon with a glowing
162-464 report . . . Graceful Grace
Baumrind peeled off a gracious
179 And the Good Humor Gal,
Myra Medintz, got serious with a
189 single . . . Surprise of the
nite was the series of Abe Gep-
ner, who only carries a 115 aver
age (and that’s sort of heavy)
but knitted a set pf games as pret
ty as those sweaters he sells and
wound up with a bulky 485 cre
ation . . .
And speaking of sweaters re
minds me of football which re
minds me of these all-star teams
all the columnists pick this time
of the year so why shouldn’t I
do the same which I will and
nominate the all-star high school
honors my hero Ivan Sisselman
of Grady who intercepted a pass
to save the game for Grady when
they were ahead 'in the fourth
quarter by the scant margin of
42-7 and what makes this most
exceptional is that the Dyno-mite
is a lineman and this was his first
interception of the year because
how many times does a back
throw a pass that low anyway
great going, Ivan!
That’s the tenth frame — see
you in the alleys next week —
(well, TRV to take a nap, any
way, Mama, and for cryln’ out
loud, next time get the line from
a bookie!)
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