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Friday, October 15, 1965
THE
SOUTHERN ISRAELITE
Hits - Splits - Bowling Bits
By EDDIE HILVKRBOARD
AJCC Mens’ league
This part of the column has
absolutely nothing to do with
bowling, and I’ll tell you why
. . Something happened last
week that I’m sure will interest
at least 90 per cent of you
readers, so I’m offering the fol
lowing as a public service . . .
Our telephone at home went on
the blink, and Diane called the
phone company to report it . . .
Before she thought about calling
the maid at home to tell her to
hide the two extra phones we
somehow acquired, the repair
men were already there . . . The
following conversation took place
three days later: “Mr. Silver-
board, this is Stan Ketchum with
the Telephone Company.”
“Yes, Stan baby, I’ve been
waiting to hear from you.”
“Mr. Silverboard, our repair
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service reported to us that you
have two phones in your home
that we have no record of here
at the office.”
'Well, Stan baby, I didn’t know
you cared.”
“Yes, Mr. Silverboard, we do
care to the extent of two-fifty
per month.”
“Well, Stan, I can always take
m.v business somewhere else, you
know.”
“And besides the monthly
charge, we understand that one
of the phones is a colored phone,
which will cost you seven-fifty,
only one charge, however.”
“Now wait a minute, Stan
baby—that’s not a colored phone
that’s a cover I bought and put
on myself’.”
“Well, Mr. Silverboard, the re
pair man stated that—
“Look, Stan, you can come out
here right now and look for your
self.”
“Mr. Silverbard, that’s impos
sible—I’ve got about twenty more
calls like this to make today.”
‘‘Well, I’m not paying for a
colored phone, that’s for sure.”
“Okay. Mr. Silverboard, we’ll
forget about that—however, you
have an extra-long extension cord
On that phone that’ll cost you
three-fifty.”
“Now wait, Stan—that cord is
just about worn out already—
it doesn’t spring back like it used
to.”
“Okay, we’ll forget about the
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cord, Mr. Silverboard, but you’ll
have to pay for those two extra
phones.”
“Stan, I’ve already paid for
them — fifty-nine fifty, to be
exact.”
“How’s that, Mr. Silverboard?”
“You see, Stan, I have a duplex
I rent out over on Atlanta Ave.,
and I was beat out of a month’s
rent, plus a couple of gas floor
heaters—in fact, all that was left
was these two telephones, so—”
“Mr. Silverboard, will you just
keep the phones and pay an extra
two-fifty per month?”
“Alright, Stan, after all, what
other phone company can I
switch to?”
“Thank you, Mr. Silverboard,
we’ll bill you accordingly.”
“OK, Stan, and by the way—
tell your repair men we don’t ap
preciate their fast service, will
you?”
Well, we hope this will help
all you readers when the time
Search for Top
Nurse Points Up
R. N. Scarsity
The search for Georgia’s nurse
of the year has begun.
During nurse week the Four
teen District Nurse Associations
scrutinized and screened their
membership for the perfect
nurse. What did they look for
in this many faceted career call
ed Nursing? Devotion, dedication,
scientific and sociological know
ledge and performance were only
a few of the criteria set up by
the selection committee. These
nurses have received recognition
in their homes, hos p i t a 1 s ,
churches and communities.
The search for The Nurse of
1965 is being conducted by Geor
gia State Nurses Association with
an announcement to be made at
a special session of their annual
convention in Savannah Novem
ber 3-6.
The purpose of the program
beside that of recognizing a par
ticular nurse who represents all
nurses, is to develop interest in
the nursing profession as an im
portant career and recognize
those who have served so well.
If the expanded health needs
of the populace are to be met,
graduations from schools of pro
fessional nursing must increase
by 75 percent to a total of 53,000
per year to meet minimum goals
for 1970. This means that six
percent of girl high school grad
uates must enter schools of pro
fessional nursing, compared to
the present five percent. In ad
dition, more men must enter pro
fessional nursing and large num
bers of inactive nurses must re
turn to the labor force.
Atlanta Federal
Pans Dividend
Atlanta Federal Savings &
Loan Association paid a 4V4% a
year dividend September 30,
amounting to over 2,800,000 dol
lars, and the Board of Directors
has also declared a 4'&% a year
dividend to be paid in Decem
ber.
"It is a privilege to pay our
Thousandaire savers top returns,”
Bill Wainwright, executive vice-
president, said. “Certainly Atlan
ta Federal’s unbroken record of
liberal dividends has won us
many loyal customers and
friends.”
comes—hide ’em, man, hide ’em!
As for scores, Dave Eisenberg
rang up a 246-590 toll . . . Frank
Alexander dialed the right num
ber with a 200-588 . . . And Abe
Levinson got thru for a long dis
tance 227-565 . . . Bernard (Ba
ruch) Halpem, who does his own
urban renewal progxamm 1 n g ,
didn’t bowl — he was too busy
getting ready for his son Owen’s
Bar Mitzvah, which was letter-
perfect—congrats to all the fam
ily on a job well done!
Time to ring off—see you in
the alley next week.
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