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“The ferment of a tVee, is preferable to the torpor of a despotic, CJovernnient.”
VOL* I*
ATHENS, GEORGIA, JANUARY 2«, 1833.
WO. 4*5.
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ed thill ilny’ previous to the day el sale.
The snlu of Porsoual Property, in liku manner, must
l,e published/irly dayt i.rcvion i to t he day nfsale.
police l*» debtors and creditors of uii estate rnuet be
published/arty days. . . ,, . .
Notice that Application will be inane to the Court ol
Ordinary for l.eavn to sell Ltild hr Negroes, must be
published f ur months.
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AGENTS.
Thomas 11. Conpt-.n, Esq. Clarkesville, Habersham Co.
tlroRcr. Hawse, Ks«. Gainesville, Ihtt Co
tVit.fiAM Cowan, Esq f-tf -Aim Jarhson Co.
Wit. iam MvansKT, Esq. DanieUvtUe. Jllaihson Co.
Mat.-t. ii.liahs. Esq. Ijuerencevilte. (JwinneU Co.
Co-Partnership.
T I1F. iindcrsfianed respectfully nnnouncua to the
public, that lie hasns*ociot«*il Mr. WI1.L1AM J.
MlTCllKLL with bi o in lit? misincss, and solicits tor
the new firm the sauu* liberal patronage winch has
lierututbrc bccn'rxtcntled to liiinscirindividunlly.
1.1.Y K. CLARK.
Carriage Maldiiff.
C TI.MIIs St MITCIET.T. have the pleasure nl in-
y firming their friends and riist-me s, that they
continue themanufacture ufCr'Schi"', It i- UL'he-, l.iga.
Sulkies, Wagon*. ite. at -the shop t -rmerly .ap-tipied l>v
E. K. Cl,AUK. where nil order- in their line, will be
pronrillv and faithfully excr nt-ul.
:t r* Uep iiriu" of lill kinds, done in the best manner,
and on Idterat terms,
dau. li id If.
jB . HI. £ O ffP ,
TJ fT SS the p!n««iire of inform-
** m i t! •••'* riMlomors and the
public, that lie has rccrnily rc*-
F'* Jtirwil from h>w-Y«»rk, and ha«
r, V iW/A oiK'iicd on extensive ns^ortnicnt
Vu l of WATCHES, JBWK1 UY, &c
lm ■' i-fhM i.d viiil. ctt.f.vHH,
^ MO will dispo-r of on Ilf n.oat lib
eral t**r»os. A'ioioo !jis purchusi s he would nicntion
tin tolh.vvinif article-*:
Cfitld itnd Stiver L*»ver WATCHES,
Gold line! Silver l/Kpiue d»».
Couittnoii Knglisli, French and do.
Eru».-i CLOCKS,and Mantel Time-Pieces.
.Jewelry.
Ladies* Hold N'rck a?«•> » »».*•• c haitif,
L-nlitV nod Geii»lemeii , H Cold a .*i PluTtl Srrds «$• Keys
<.Vr«'|.-iiieii*n G hi and Hated Snl*-*\ and Watch Chains,
1'HI-KaI’PA and l»K.'l STIir.MAN ICf.th,
Gold and IMijicd JWci/a'lions, und JStiiuture I ockels,
I.adie*’ and ijontleoo n’- Cuneo, Din* , nd, !" p*
Tiifqnoij. Khnvor \p.le, Garnet Co.nl, £ .«
Tnpajt, Psiiorald, Xmeihv*:, Enamelled. | hI 2 ?
Sai»H Painted F.m.nmlh .1, R.ihv, J* t, f 5 * t
Mo«aic, Pearl, Pa-Ht. KilUpr. e, nod plain ' “ e
Gold J ~ iZ'
LadicV Ear.Rings, and Gentleoici.** Shirt-Studs, «»l
n-arh *«ll li e Mho*** varieties
Musical Iiistriimciits.
Common, Coco-wood Lined, Tipped und Silver-keyed
KLUTKS,
Main mid t ipprd Sinple and Douhle FLAGK.OI.ETS,
Wood, Tin and Shell MUSIC BOXES.
Flageoh-i, Donfde Klaceol#»t nn«! Fhitt* Tutors.
Misccllaiieous.
Gold, Silver, Steel and Stool Spectaclts,
Gol.l and Silver Vtncil fairs,
Superior PereuMlon Pocket PisUts, Bra^s, Steel and
Silver Mounted,
Gobi, Silver, Steel nod Roue* ThMIn,
Flaw'd nod Rrn*n Candlesticks, Snvtfern nod Trays,
Siwv. Sp'.O'is, Stiver and Mated Butter-Kniets,
B l»a•0.1,1 C'df.-e and Ten .Sett?,
Plated Fruit-Baskets and Castors,
White, Artemtodan, (iarnet, Black, 1
Opal, Lemon, AUhniner, Yellow, > CUT BE.1DS,
Sky Blue, Green and Gilt \
Paste, Buamelled, Silv.-r and Fine Gilt Belt Buckles.
— ALSO—
A spb ndid assortment of Razors and Penknirts, with
It 'Zor-Strnps, Hones, Siiaving-Bo.u-and Buirihcs,
Scissors and S.iull-Bnxes,
Ladien* Work nnd Funcy Boxes,
Children^ Du ob \Vatchrnaod Silver WlustUs,
Cloth. Ilaif a» d Tooth Broshes, &c. &c.
JCPThe aimve articles rompri-e only a part rf the
Sleek offered for Kih—any and every article in his line
of business, not alieady on hand, will be fumist.ed at
the shortest notice.
Clock and Watcli Repairing
Carried on as usual ir. nil its branches. Good workmen
ui;t be employed, and all orders punctually and tailh-
fallv attended to.
Athens, D*c. 29.—41—if.
The fidlowmg genuine poeiry is tin* cniposit*. •• •
Miss Gould, an Aiunitan Lady. In our •■pinion it i
equal jo any thing which has been produced in oi
language on thv subject.—Liverpool Menury.
THE WINDS.
We come, we come ! and ye feel our might,
A* we’re hastening on in our boundless flight,
'\n< >\ »-i the rriciiutains. and over the deep,
Our broad invisible pim- i.s -weep.
Like the spirit of Liberty, wild and free»
And ye look on our works, and own ’»ja we ;
Ye call us the Winds, hul coo ye tell
Whiilier wo go, or where we dwell /
Ye mark, as we vary our forms of power,
And fell the forest, or fan the fb.wer.
When tile hare-bell moves, ttnil the rush is bent,
W hen the tower’s oVrihrown, nod the oak is rent,
As we woft the biti k <»’« r the (•lumbering wave,
Or hurry ith crew to a wntery giuve;
Atid ye sav it is we ! hot can ye trace
The wandering winds to their secret place?
And whether our breath be loud and high,
Or come in o soft and balmy pigb,
Our threatening* fill the soul with fenr,
Our gentle whisperings woo the car
W ith music aerial, still Mis wc !
And ye list, and ye look, hut what do you see ?
Can ye hush one sound of our voice to peace,
Or 7/wkcrj one note when our numbers cease ?
Onr dwelling is in the Alrniploy’s hand,-
Wccmne und wego at his command.
Though joy or sorrow may mark our track,
His will is our guide, and wc look not hack ;
A.id if in our wrath, ye would turn us away,
Or w in us in gentlest*nir to play,
T!o*n lift up vnnr hearts to him w ho hinds,
Or frees, as he will, th** obedient Winds.
ifUtorrUnrun.
WANTED
B Vthn .nb*i:tibrr, ,i-a*.. ur rifibl c n o*l NEGRO
CARKEN rElt'>, b. luecn I lb. fir.t of
March next, for hTiiau lib- rat wace. u ill be n.
JOHN T. DUNN.
Albrn*. Dec. J!>—Jl — tf.
C AN A I. TR AVELI.I NG.-ROCII ESTER.
With tome account of Sam Patch's last leap.
. BY AN ENHUSII TRAVELLER.
On tlie morning of thn day Sam ncrood lo
jump down lli« porponHimliir rocU ofthi- Gi-n-
ent:i* FnlU (exactly where (Jail malton IIua-
kin’s “ Skew” topple over, himself nnd Tod
clmeins lo the Inancli). Then* was not a
hotel liar in all ihe town hul witnessed n dou
bt.' activity m nervin > th« out julep sliny, tod
dy, nnd tit |>us ; pit a wo. tie i oi! of ictunp
□ml dispitlinff whether lie would do il or not.
The rork i. r. rumdv front 90 to 100 feet hiiih ;
anu nt this spot lu tween the {{renter nnd les
ser I.raru li of tho • olarnrl. it is covered w ith
a irreen carpet, nnd shadowed almost lo the
verpe liv very ptcliircsqiln nod picltv tree;
the few left of Ihe indentieal old foresters of
“ Zerohalu l's” days of explorntinti. On this
very vert’o the kunwinj; ones hud erected a
senfT'Idiiiif of Hi hast twenty feel liijjh, ns
Sam ettid n O-w feel nnue or l--ss in the lenu
dow n was “ on odd-.” Sam was poor, nod
ennld’nl muster nt tty dollars to ri-li on his
own liend ; hnl u few lie did mos'rr—borrow
ed : for all hi- own had lunii made purl of the
pelf of the various tavern-keepers nil alono
that line, from the great Mohawk Falls lo Ihe
Rig Niagara ; in short, Sam was given to
drinking, mid led a sort nf vagabond life, s - h
i|. one in.iv well imagine a young fellow would
fall into who gni his living through the sum-
iiiei, (living inlo the various guK- noil rapids
for the nmo.einen 1 of the (on-hunting ladies
nnd gemnien oftlo vnnoue port, of the Union.
I nn iitioin d in rov last, thut ’-om’s greatest
feat was j- mping off n sniffolding jn»l helow-
Goat Island, at Niagara some 120 feet into
the foaming eddy below, the summer before
(IS29). Sam, had he stuck to his axe nnd
pintigh, was to have married a neighbor's
daughte--; and on this day tie hnd «ome rmi-
versnfon with liis brother nhiiiil it. Giving
Inin n iiiidg" at 'to- bar, ihev walked out under
the stoop (piazza) to suv n word or two in tbe
ease—Sum fell queor; lie whs out of order ;
he was mil so sanguine ns he alwnvs had been.
To remedy this, he had already drank so ilia
ny drams among those who harked him. that
he un> liv lids lime in n staggering poiidhinn,
mid his brother, who appears to have been
mine consider ;le, begged Inm In fnifeil, us lie
was in mi condition to jump that dnv ; hul that
ambition which swnvs us just ss nv>eh in little
ns great things, lo ev'l oi to good, ninde ibis
ill-lated fellow nlistiontu ns a mule ; jump he
would ; nnd ufier giving his wn>< h lo his bro
ther, to hold, or lo keep if he should rise no
inure, bnek they went to the hnr; nnd just
'Ill'll the grand processions of nil the town,
man, woman, nnd elidd, headed by tin- more
noisy *• fancy” of Ihe plane, took their wav,
cheering as they went along, down tn the
place. It created a soil of mixed sensation,
between a hnrse-rnro and an execution! for
the leap.ifhe did take (which innny nl the mo
ment dmihled) was the most ugly he hud yet
adventured.
They saw poor Sam was very drunk ; hut
hkr nil drunken melt in moment, of great ex
citement. he staggered les-. nnd wnlhed down
with Ins brother, in the midst of nil 'lie hub
bub, in tlie very spirit ofbravado. \t ihe foot
of the scuff'lding lie stripped off his clothes,
nod tying a handkerchief round his waist,
clambered up nnd stood for a mompQl on thn
upper scant.ing thwart, whirh plum’d the ra
ging gulf below. And now was nil hushed j
in breathless anxiety! Ilis brother to the last
held him bv the hand, and urged him not. hul
he would not be advised. Waving his hand as
a signal to look out, hi' sprang off feel foremost
ns he always went, sod ns is best in leaps of
this kind.—the feat elnso together, an I arms
rinse by the sides, head erect. As he de
scended, those who wero on Ihe lefi hsnk,
close to tbe Manv Mill Rnres, said he Bppen-
red hcnl up: and so gave him over ut onco
— for falung on ihe unicis below from sorb a
height, tposl have bet p III e falling i n solid
r-'- It, sinking wuh am Hat sort ice ol the body,
and so il turned out, he wits never seen ngaui ;
indeed,if I mi-tnku mil, was never found at all.
Iliinigh they had several l.oais below ihe fills
j wniling lo pick him up, in the nearest circling
eddy, the fuel was, the leap was too hazardous,
I he hod drank himself out of that steady cool
ness fit for such danger, anil losing his up-
rig'-t position as he went down, was quite
fin pi; i . |,-|| him. I have nover heard the
mood ihe hiltpeople went home in, doubt-
less it was vurioip*- ii.cwe who iron might
feel as our sporting men d.. who win, tho ,gh
very pessihlv the losing jnekei has broke his
neck, which is not llieir business! So eis]i'll
Sum Patch ; and must nf ihe taverns nod en-
nul-bunts have pi'-lures of him in this Ins last
net. I walked ahoul up one aired nnd down
unother al Rochester, nnd peeped in at the va
rious stores, some of them well stored hriI gar
nished, nnd haeksido tho door with RulTilo-
liidcs nnd Henr-skins, vast quantities of Indi-
nn-ruhher shoes, and groat bales of various
coarse cotton goods, which servo r.t onro for
sonts where truders smoke their cigars, and to
shew that they deal largely, notices of the
“ highest price” being ulluwed for wheat, oats,
corn, rye, See. are shirk up in the most end
less emulation, lo encourage the farmers who
come in from the country round in their slight
wagons huided with their homely prndoee,
Inking back groceries, salt pork, shnd nnd va
rious innslins nnd clothes f.ir llieir heller
halves. I said, in my Inst, that I heard tbe
dinner-boll ring—al the—no matter—the
most fiiahionnblo hotel. 1 ran for it. but Lord
bless yc, what signifies running ! I was this
side nu old mill, already going lo ruin on the
river-side, in the centre of Ihe place—I ran
hnrd—arrived breathless, the table was alrea
dy full, however, by dial of going down one
side and half-way round the other with a sort nf
enquiring look—an opening was at length just
made visible, when a squ ire chair being silent
ly insinuated, I found (here was just a “ wreck
left behind.” Thanking the Gods, I fell lo
woik, just breathing a pious resolve never to
extend inv excursions heyond the bar-room,
where Ihe elite ol the nrin v is drnwri up just
before feeding-time. Il is menleulahle, toe
value of lime nn these occasions: if people
will speculate, and ruminntc, nod pernmhiilate,
lot them do it ie nny of iho hnudrodH of min
utes of the twenty-four hours not so very pre«-
sing ai d precious. Hardly had I swallowed
half my dinner, when llie boat wns announced
as •" really I" start,” nnd itiinv we all went on
board. Ill lhe«e boats, let me here observe,
iboy make il a role to feed you ns seldom ns
possible,so that you may alw ays dine ur break
fast on shore ns often ns possible. Thus,
they contrive In stop, or nirtve. nr sot-nut just
us dinner or hrenklnsi is on inhle at the vari
ous hotels, which have n perfect Iimler-Inn-
diog on the subject, und know Ihlit you prefer
more room, nnd a greater variety of dmln-8,
than the boat can affoid. This is very kind
and considerate, und pnving twice for the
same thing, is but n trilling homage to nn nc-
nle and anxious ninniignmeiit of your runffnrts.
Riiehesie, is the largest town in rdl il is. perl
of the Stale ; containing 52 or 12.00(1 souls,
mill is famous f. r'be niiinnf.icliiri's ol njlrs.
iiini h nery of various sorts, ami flour. The
w ater power” leading Iself on ent er bunk
t • iiiiiuu cnhle nulls, lliul mo increasing ami
growing more mid more valuable every day.
. 7 Visit In Constantinople anil a Prep al tlie
Snllini und the Ladies — From a spi.gr.tlv Ic
ier in the •loiirnal of fomim-rce, from on
board the Fluted Stales Ship Constellation,
we make Ihe following extract:
Under the kind auspice* of Commodore
Porter, to whose hospitnhl" attentions^ we are
greuily indebted, we had a fino opportunity o'
seeing the Grm d Sultan. Il was in the field
where he i. in the habit, on certain days of the
year, of practising nt areherv—and, this being
the day, wc repaired In tho field. The mon
arch soon nrrived nn horsi-bai k, surrounded
by several memhers of his ruurt. Observing
us and lining informed ihnl we were Ameri
cans, he sent mi ofil- cr lo invite us nearer to
the spot,—nn u.vilati' u which brought us with
in a few feet of Ins person. \f'er a few slims
from a few members of his court, he descend
cd from his horse, nnd look the bow, which be
drew well ii“loiiisliing energy ; for the third
arrow, the last wh> 'll lie sped, went S56 Minis
Tbe distance is in- nubble, hul we saw it mens
ured. in.d could hardly be mi-tak'n. Il was
Hourly one hundred ymds further Ilian aev ot
bis predecessors had thrown the shaft. He
g.ive I lie arrow t» Mrs. Reed, and observed I"
us lhai this wns one of their ancient rn-lnn.s,
mi amusement which lie occasionally indulged
in. He inquired of Commodore Porter, who
bad been ill, respecting bis hcnlth, and nlisi r-
veil to him and Captain Rond that bn should
be happy to see mir nieii-ol-war at Constanti
nople. He spoke in prniso of a model of n
ship which Mr. F.ckford bud just sent In lus
pnlncej nod ordering some mats, invited us to
lie s> ao.'d. nnd Ireated us to some exrellcnt
roff'e and ice cream. Hi» manner was very
easy and afilihle ; and nothing but the atten
tions of those around, showed that we were
in Ihe presence of the Grind Nullan. We
sonn left, after having made as handsoinu n
bow as lav in our power.
The Sultan appeared to bo about fifty years
of age—bi» person is stately, wilh a muscular,
firm-set formation. His eye is full of fire—
Ids Imsbctrny firmness—the prevailing expres
sion of his emmti'iiaiiee is it.diCHlive of care,
fortitude nod energy. His dress was suupl".
i » wore a red cap, shaped precisely like a
hat without its hr.ill, with n blue tassel bung
ing from tho centre of Ihe crown. His coat
was u bine riuied-aliout, with a narrow upright
collar, and buttoned close nhom him. His
pantaloons were of tlm same color, cut after
our fashion, with narrow straps running under
a square-toed hoot. Ills sword, which hung
easily at his side, had a gold scabbard, ai d a
bell blazing with diamonds. His horse was a
ii .I;, "'-l.lr animal, and most richly caparison-
ed. Tne hi adstnll of the liridln was studded
with jewels, and ihe siirrnps of the embroider
ed saddle were of massive gold; nnd ii more
splendid horscm.iii than His Majesty thus
mounted, I have never seen.
Let us now tukc n glance at the Turkish
Ladies. They urn not the confined nielan
clioly brings, Ihnl wo generally sui pose.—
Friday is es;iec ally th. r holiday, when some
hundreds of lliem may b" seen moving ofi" in
their boats or urobas, drawn In huffiloes lo a
sweet little grove on the Bosphorus. Hero
they -pend the day in froliclisomo amusement.
Wo felt n reluctance in going lo the spot, for
fear of being regarded ns intruders ; but wc
had not been there long before this apprehen
sion was entirely removed. Their faces wore
in a great measure uncovered, ami nothing ap
pears tn gratify thorn more than In he looked
at ami admired. They relumed ouch token of
|ilcnsiiro wish a look of sparkling sweetness.
They appentud to regard us as beings of an
other world, who worn incapable of an evil
tlioiighl, or a wrong inrlinntion. They show
ered llieir attentionspnrlirulHrly on Mrs. Rood,
offering her coffee, ice creams, sweetmeats,
every thing they could produce. Their whole
demeanor, though in no respect unbecoming,
manifested a freedom Irotn restraint which sur
prised me. This was owing partly lo tho fuel,
that verv few men were present except those
who ailed in the capacity of servants. I never
saw so large collection of young ladies where
there appear'd lo he siirli an jiniisnal flow of
amiable senlimi'i'l. Manv ofjheni were verv
brniiliful : they have Mat k, nnd very bright
eyes, round faces, n cheek of dclicnle enrna-
tion, nnd a form tinconfined and uncrippled by
n y of ihe narrowing and tapering contrivances
of modore tunes.
The forks slid moke ana drink their coffee
as of old, and from ulinl you see in passing
around Constantinople, you would suppose
they did nothing else. You will And a hun
dred socking, where you meet one engaged in
nnv useful ni'i'iipntioii. How they nuiiingc I"
live, to keep from starvation, nnd nlmve nfTTo
support the style which limy maintain, is n
mysterious problem in political anil domestic
economy. Nome rnses of the plague were
occurring ; but vve avoided exposure ns much
r>s possible, and are happy in finding ourselves
free Irotn nil harm nnd apprehension. We
found oor Missionaries. Mr. Gocdell and Mr.
Dwight, willi their families in good health :
they are pushing on llieir school* wilh great
energy—llieir CHtuhli»hninnts are deservedly
popular with the government. On our rcinm
we visited tho plain of Trov, and traced tin"
'•'•■ninaiid' r lo its source : nnd if poetry speak
the truth, bathed our hands in the sparkling
foun' lin in wlii' li ihe beautiful Helen onco la
ved her dclii'iilc limbs.
Self mails .Men. — We hog lenvo very res
pectfully to recommend a chapter nn this sub
ject train the (juarlcrly Register, to thn poor
youth ol tlm country. Tl.o list of names
who h h ive struggled by self exertion, from
the i|ho Its "f poverty and ohscnrily lo emi
nonce, fortune, anil renown, might lie nlmnst
indefinitely increased, particularly .‘'••oin our
own country und England, the only lands
w hose institutions nre favourable to lli" rise of
hiiniRo merit. Cromwell was tho son of a
brewer. Harrison of n butcher, Ircton ofun-
inn ciilde lineage. While France was free,
N i v nnd lugere.nl rose lo the command of nr-
"i'-s Ii out the stable. Iri Ihe United Slules
iniiunicruble are the instances of illustrious
merit, self made. Of the three candidates fur
the Fiesideney, it is iiiiccrtaiu where Gnu
•Im'kson was burn, ur how reared. Mr. Wirl's
mirciitnge is bumble, Mr. Clay is prunminrcd
die sou of a dancing mailer. I’uiriek Henry
«hs tlio son of a starved parson—Daniel
IVi-hst. r of a New Hampshire farmer, so poor
il.nt lm kept linn at the plough, while Mr. Clay
I'limii the *sme time trm going in null—and
the illosirious sago of Kinderhunk liimsell
a lining all his arrogant claims, has we lielievo,
put m none to high descent or early advanta
ges pfediientimi or association. M‘Duffle nev
er would have been educated, but that ho first
struck nut some sparks which promised gen-
ill' ; and the halls of legislation, and the pm-
I'essiniiS, -show lliousands of examples, hprdly
less shining und equally meritorious in their
degree.
Du wc mention these case* lo draw re
proach upon ihe origin of the persons named?
Heaven forbid ! Their early obscurity is that
fnct in llieir respective histories, which renders
ench and all must truly illustrious, must espe
cially worthy nf nduurntiim Hnd esteem. We
mention them lo add force lo the article from
the Quarterly Register, and lo contribute our
widow’s mite to flro lo emulation and excite
exertion, wheresoever Ihe spark of genius may
exist, throughout Ihe regions of poverty and
'-hscnrilv. Hut let us, at Ihe same time, dis-
eh-rge a pleas.mi task, in returning greal-
I'iiI acknowledgments to Ip uven and our ances
tors, and tendering congratulations tn our
country men, that we live under inslitnlinns
which secure to all die reward nf honorablo
exertion, which encourage tho aspirations of
’genius, and which open a way for the poorest
in heeoiuo the richest, thn humblest the grea
test, and the most unknown tho most fa
mous.— II. Whig.
.Mechanics.—Let Iho nperntive mechanic
become scientifically acquainted with the prin
ciples of his trade, nnd lie will find nn uilcrest
excited, of which lief* re he had no conception.
Let tlm elementary principles of philosophy
spring up in his mind, connected wilh his oc
cupation, and ho will derive idunsure as well
-I- profit from his linsinoss. He will think ns
well as lalmr. In the exercise of his phvsicnl
powers, those of the intellect will bo unfolded
ami iniilhred. Thn rniiliinl sympathies excit
ed hv the copartnership nf tho body and tho
mi ld, will so beguile Iho hardship of manual
labor, Hint Ins work will he his delight. Ho
will also heroine acquainted w ith Ihoso meth
ods o r operation, which nre the results of woll-
directed experiments, and which nre host adap
ted to Ihe effect he wishes to produce. Ilo
will avail himself of the experience of men of
extensive theoretiral knowledge, nnd increaso
his confidence in Itis own abilities hy solving,
with his own hand, interesting problems in me
chanic*. Conscious that ho understands Ihe
principles of his trade, lie will he perpetuel'y
nequiring new mastery over Iho materials and
iho difficulties of his work. By shortening
tho process of labor, nnd employing surer safe
guard* from accident, ho will accomplish moro
and pet form hotter. Tho industrious artist,
with a well-calcululed mind, will not only
comprehend the practicability of improvement,
hut bis Riigaeilv will bring lo his aid every cir
cumstance, and infer instruction from every
hint. Sir Hirhard Arkwright, who construct
ed the first spinning mnehine, was directed tn
the invention In seeing a red hut iron bar pro
longated, hy being made lo pas* betwonn roll
ers. Yet lie was an illiterate man, and was
bred to llin trade of a bather.
A CURIOUS LOVE LETTER.
.Madam,—Most worthy of estimation!—
Afier long consideration and much meditation
on the greai reputalii n you pusses* in Ihe na-
lion, I have n strong inclination lo become
vour relation. On your approbation of this
dei l.iralioti I shall imikc preparation to remove
my situation lo a more convenient station lo
proles* my admiration ; und if such oblation
is wor'fiv of observation, and cun obtain com-
mi'craliiin, it will ho nn uggrandizntion beyond
till calculaliun of die joy and exultation
Of vour*,
SANS DISSIMULATION.
THE ANSWER.
fir,— I perused your oration with much de
liberation and n little conslcrnutioii ul the great
infiitiiqtion ol your weak imagination to shew
run'll vein ration on so -light a foundation.—
Rut alter examination and serious contempla
tion, I supposed your animation was Ihe fruit
of recreation, or hud sprung from ostentation
to display your education or rather multiplica
tion of words, of Iho same termination, though
of great variation in each respective significa
tion.
Now without disputation, vour laborious ap-
plii'Htiiui to so tedious un occupation deserves
i’ommeinorMti"ii, nnd thinking imitation a suf-
fi uni gratification. I am, without Imsiiutiioii,
Yours, MARY MODERATION.
A perilous undertaking.—Simon Foster had
i loo! iif extraoidinary dimension*. It was
long xml broad, nnd covered ns much spaco
as an ordinary snow shoe. In truth it was a
most ungraceful, huge anil misshapen appen
dage lo n rather good looking leg. Lewis
llolkms one day whs ridiculing its appearance,
until Simon’s patieneu was nearly exhauated,
•'My fool is rather largo, I confess, Sir, said
he, hut it is iltw heller enlculnted to adminis
ter thu I'bastisenent due to impertinence.”
“ That tiniy ha very true,” exclaimed the
wit, “ but it would piovo u perilous underta
king, for if yo i should miss your mark, your
leg mould fly off.
An Insinuation.—Wo overheard tho other
■la v nn altercation, the proviso subject of which
is of no consequcnco lo the reudor—but the
end is w ot lli hearing.
“ Yoii urn a liar,” said ono parly.
“ Wh.it do you mean lo convey by that V■ iu-
qtiired Iho other.
“ I mean wlist I say, sir, you’re a liar It*
11 Then I shall have no more talk with you,
nor nobody which makes such insinuations.—
Lotcell Comp end.
An Afiican, many yonrs ago, undertook to
preach lo his sable brethren on tailh and works.
After haranguing a long >ime, he concluded u«
follow*: “ My deur broders, failli widout de
work, be jot likee beefe lake widuui de gravy.
If we no linbce work widee fait, we mus ull
ho chuck down to de bottom of do bottomless
pit, nnd dura roas and broil to all eternity.—
Wbicb may it be de itappe potion of ua ell.”