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POETRY.
[From the Knickerbocker.]
THE BARON’S LAST BANQUET.
BY ALBERT G. GREENE.
O’er a low couch the setting sun had thrown
its latest ray,
Where, in his last strong agony, a dyinw war
rior lay ;
The stern old Baron Rudiger, whose fame had
ne’er been bent
By wasting pain, till time and toil its iron
strength had spent.
‘•They come around me here, and say, my days
’ of life are o’er,
That I shall mount my noble steed, and lead
my band no more ;
They come, and to my beard they dare tell me
now that I,
Their own liege lord and master born—that I,
ha! ha! must die!
“And what is death? I’ve dared him oft be
fore the Paynim spear;
Think ye lie’s entered at my gate, come to seek
me here ?
I’ve met him—faced him—scorned him—when
the fight was raging hot;
111 try his might; 1 brave his power, defy, and
fear him not!
■•IIo! sound the tocsin from my power, and fire
the culverin !
Bid each retainer arm with speed—call every
vassal in ;
Up with my banner on the wall—the banquet
board prepare,
Throw wide the portal of my hall, and bring
my armor there!”
An hundred hands were busy then, the ban
quet forth was spread,
And rang the heavy oaken floor with manv a
martial tread ;
While from the rich dark tracery, along each
vaulted wall,
Lights gleamed on harness, plume and spear,
o’er the proud old gothic hall.
Past hurrying through the outer gate, the mail
ed retainers poured,
On through the portal's frowning arch, and
thronged around the board;
While at its head, within his dark, curved oak
en chair of state,
Armed cap-a-pie. stern Rudiger, with girded
falchion, sate.
•'•Fill every beaker up, my men!—pour forth
the cheering wine ;
There’s life and strength in every drop—thanks
giving to the vine !
Are ye all there, my vassals true?—mine eyes
are waxing dim ;
Fill round, my tried and fearless ones, each
goblet to the brim !”
“Ye're there, but yet 1 see ye not; draw forth
each trusty sword,
And let me hear your faithful steel clash once
around your board :
l hear it faintly—louder j et! —what clogs my
breath ;
Up all ! and shout, for Rudiger, “Defiance un
to Death!”
Bowl rang to bowl, steel clanged to steel, and
rose a deafening cry,
That made the torches flare around, and shook
the flags on high :
“110, cravens! do ye fear him—slaves, traitors!
have ye down ?
Ho, cowards! have ye 101 l me to meet him
here alone!"
“But I defy him—let him come!" Down raim
the massy cup,
While from its sheath the ready blade came
flashing half way up;
And with the black and heavy plumes scarce
trembling on his head,
Tin •re, in his dark, carved oaken chair, old
Rudiger sat, dead !
When the Duke of York (the brother
of George III.) was sent to sea, Capt.
Howe equipped his young ‘ eleve’ in the
true Portsmouth fashion ; the captains
of the navy then present attended him in
their boats on board, where they were
j severally introduced to the young midship
! man. An anecdote is told, which, being
I highly characteristic ot the true simplicity
i of seamen, is not unlikely to have occiircd.
| A sailor, standing with some others on
the forecastle, and observing what was
going on, whispered his messmate, ‘ The
young gentleman a n’t over civil, as 1
thinks; look if he don't keep his hat on
before all the captains !’ ‘Why,yon stupid
lubber,’ replied the other, ‘ where should
he learn manners, seeing as how he never
j was at sea before V
epigram.
A correspondent, something new
Transmitting, signed himself X. Q.
The Editor his letter read,
And begged he might be X. Q. V,
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, THURSDAY MORNING, JULY 5, 1838.
| MISCELLANY.
[From tlie Foreign Quarterly Review.]
How the Schildburghcrs purchased a mous
cr, and with it their own ruin.
“Now it happened that there were no
cats in Schilda, and so many mice, that
nothing was safe, even in the bread-basket;
for whatsoever they put there, was sure to
be gnawed or eaten; and this grieved them
sorely. And upon a time there came a
traveller into the village, carry ing a cat in
his arms, and he entered the hostel. The
host asked him, what sort of a beast is
that?’ Said he, ‘lt is a mouser.’ Now
the mice at Schilda were so quiet and so
tame, that they never fled before the peo
ple, but ran about all day long witiiout
the slightest fear. So the traveller let
the cat run, who, in the sight of the host,
soon caught numbers of mice.
“ Now when the people were told this
by the host, they asked the man whether
the mouser was to be sold, for they would
pay him well for it. lie sai 1, ‘lt certainly
was not to be sold, but seeing that, it
would be so useful to them, he would let
them have it, if they would pay him what
was right;’ and he asked a hundred flofins '
for it. The boors were glad to find that
he asked so little, and concluded a bargain
with him, he agreeing to take half the |
money down, and to come again in six
months to get the rest. As soon as the !
bargain was struck on both sides, they i
gave the traveller the half of his money,
and carried the mouser into the granary
where (hey kept their corn, for there
were most mice there. The traveller went
off with the money at full speed, for he
feared greatly lest they should repent them
of the bargain and want their money back
again; and as lie went aloug lie kept
looking behind him, to see that no one
was following him.
“ Now the boors bad forgotten to ask
what the cat was to be fed upon; so they
sent one after him in baste, to ask him
the question. But when he with the gold
saw that someone was following him, he
hastened so much the more, so that the
boor could by no means overtake him;
whereupon be called out to him from afar |
oil', ‘ What does it eat ? what does it eat ?’ |
‘What you please, what you please,’ quoth
the traveller. But the peasant understood
him to say, ‘ Men and beasts, men and
beasts;’ therefore lie returned homeward
in great atlliction, and said as much to his
worthy masters. On learning this they
became greatly alarmed, and said, ‘When
it has no more mice to eat it will eat our
cattle; and when they are gone it will eat
us. To think that we should lay out our
good money in buying such a thing ?'
So they held council together,and resolved
that the cat should he killed; hut no one
would venture to lay hold of it for that
purpose. W hereupon it was determined
to burn the granary and the cat in it, see
ing that it was better they should suffer a
common loss, than all lose their life and
limb. So they set lire to the grauarv.
“ But when the cat smelt the fire, it
sprang out of the window and fled to an
other house ; and the granary was burned
to the ground. Never was their sorrow
greater than that of the Schildburghcrs,
when they found that they could not kill
the cat. They counselled with one anoth
er, and purchased the house to which the
cat had fled, and burned that also. But
the cat spang out upon the roof and sate
there, washing itself, and putting its paws
behind its ears, after the manner of cats.
And the Schildhurghers understood there
by, that the cat lifted up its hands and
swore an oath, that it would not leave
their treatment of it unrevenged. Then
one ol them took a long pole and struck
at the cal, hut the cat caught hold of the
pole and began to clamber down it; where
upon the people grew greatly alarmed and
ran away, and left the fire to burn as it
might. And because no one regarded
the fire, nor sought to put it out, the
whole village was burnt to a house; and
notwithstanding that, the cat escaped.
And the Schildburghcrs fled, with their
wives and children, to a neighboring
forest. And at this time was burned
their chancery, and all the papers therein:
which is the reason why their history is
! not to be found described in a more regular
' manner.”
Wiiat the Dims Think ok Us. What
do they think, those sedate, reflecting an
imals, of the world in genera), and New
York' in particular? It is all folly to pre
tend, when we see a clever spaniel, a se
date mastiff, or an ingenuous mongrel, i
composed in a posture of elegant rest,
that lie is thinking ot nothing hut tin*
bricks which arc nearest his visual organs. ]
It is all nonsense to contend that in such
a state of quiescence he is merily allowing
liis food to digest. He is thinking of some
thing, depend upon it. “He is nothin** of
a critical.” He is watching the conduct
ot bipeds, and making his own comments j
thereon. We have always been of this
belief—and passed one ot these sedate,
reflecting quardrupeds with more trepida- ;
tiun than a young woman runs the gaunt- ;
[let to the church door of a Sunday, be
! tween the parallel line of scapegrace
! youths in pantaloons; who place them
selves there to count the girl’s ringlets as
they pass. They do think; dogs do most
assuredly think—hut what do they think
j of? It is a deeply interesting inquiry, and
■ worthy not only of our asking, hut of our
j solving. Professorships are established in
i colleges for the prosecution of enquiries
less important. Books are written upon
; subjects less momentous. Arguments are
j held, and men go to loggerheads individu
| ally, or in masses as nations, about ques
! lions of less consequence. The inquir
j ing mind is agitated. Curiosity is awak
ened. Philosophy is put to its proof. Nut
j ura! history is interested. We must know
what the dogs are thinking of. Go to the
ant, thou sluggard!” saitli Scripture. In
all reverence to Solomon, we fancy he had 1
better send us to the dogs. Who cai: study l
a pismire’s face? Who can avoid studying
a dog’s? A pismire is next to a nonentity.
A dog is a citizen—or next to it. Do
bipeds have hard times? Think ol dog
days, and ask if canines do not also expe
rience pressures. Do men wait upon the
public crib for provender? So do dogs.
Do men watch tlie edicts of Government?
Not more intently than dogs the corpora
tion ordinances. Are men lynched? So
are dogs. Are men ejected from their
premises? The dog is driven out of his j
house a hundred times to a man’s once, j
But dogs are made like ladies. No offence |
upon our honor and gallantry, madam, !
hut they certainly are. Dogs, wc have j
seen, are interested in all mutations and
changes of this shifting world. So are
you, madam. Neither of you vote —hut
both have voices —and truth compels us to
say, that when raised in anger, the bark of
dog or woman is equally agreeable—and
—alike efficacious. A scolding woman !
gets her will to purchase her silence. So |
does a barking dog, although perhaps it j
is not yielded to him with so much cir
cumstance of ceremony. Like ladies, j
then, dogs who may not control events
may watch them. Like ladies, they may !
be censorious, have their own opinions of
what passes before their eyes. There-i
fore beware, ye kite fliers in commerce,!
ye simmers to meet promises to pay, ye
speculators in real estate, ye speculators
in hanking, and all and singular, ye dubi
ous business men, how your manoeuvres are
watched by the quadruped citizens. Be-'
ware also ye preachers, for the Ettrick j
Shepherd had a dog who took notes of the
sermons. Men are fools sometimes —
dogs are not always.
Aximai, Burlesque. —Did you ever
remark, reader, the exhibition of a species
of burlesque, in the department of animals?
Strung contrasts arc often observable in
the hearing of this “ portion of the commu
nity.” We could not resist a hearty laugh,
recently, as we saw a pocket edition of a
poodle, bedizened with tinkling hells and
red ribbon, following one of Harrington’s
lordly St. Bernard mastiffs, and expressing
its personal dislike of the canine giant, by a
series of liettis harks, or bar kiefs, as Lamb
would have termed its small vociferations.
With what indescribable contempt did
the monster look down upon his little as
sailant, in the brief moment that he turned
round his head, and then moved on, over
shadowing the aspiring cur with his
iinmnse tail ! Dignity was enthroned in
his uholc manner and aspect. A similar
disparity is sometimes variously exhibited
in a higher order of animals. The city rea
der i-ill remember a menagerie incident,
which occurred here some years since.
A tiger, by some means or other, escaped
from his cage, while the keeper was in the
amphitheatre. He ran from side to side,
“ seeking whom he might devour.” At
length his fiery eye rested upon the keeper,
who had taken up his position under the
lee of a huge elephant, that had watched
the motions of the enraged animal, from
the beginning, with great gravity. The
tiger sprang violently toward his master,
but suddenly found himselfcncircled in the
lithe proboscis oftlie elephant, and pres
ently after whirling in the air. Twice he
returned to the charge, and twice he was
sent half across the amphitheatre, the last;
time with a force that brought him to the |
grou id, with exceeding emphasis, and in a j
state so disabled as to capture hint easy. —
The ponderous decorum with which the
eleplant conducted the affair, and the
chagrin and discomfiture of Isis adversary, i
are said to have afforded a rich scene. It j
was ii pitched battle, which the latter never i
forgot. Apropos of elephants. A friend j
onc< described to us a laughable scene!
which lie saw in Baltimore, wherein this
“half-reasoning parent of combs’’(vide
Ur. Johnson) bore,as usual, a conspicuous i
and powerful part. Five or six men.
were “being led” by the animal—(they I
supposed they were leading him) —to the |
steamboat at the wharf, where he was to!
embark with a menagerie for Philadelphia.
He clanked up, in chains, to the end of
the pier, just as a sudden pnffof the steam j
escaped from the valve, preparatory to|
st;u ting.—The elephant looked indolently j
up at* the white vapor, flapped his cars,
ami turned doggedly round, saying, as
plainly as actions could speak, “I do n’t
go in that boat!” For the,next twenty
minutes, he was seen, by the passengers
in waiting, slowly moving up the long
street, in sullen dignity, while the attend
ants, uttering divers soothing expostula
tions, pulled strenuously hack upon the
ropes and chains which highly encumbered
the resistless animal’s legs. When the I
boat left the wharf, the party were still
faintly discerned in the distance, continu
ing their toilsome and vexatious journey.
[Knickerbocker.
[From the Boston Advertiser.]
Memoirs ok Madame Tussaud. A
Loudon paper publishes specimens of
what purport to he anecdotes of dis
| tinguished modern politicians,, from the
: the memoirs of the celebrated Madame
Tussaud, a manufacturer of wax likeness
es. She takes advantage of the access
with which she has been honored to illus
trious and remarkable personages of all
descriptions, from the Emperor Napoleon
to the execrable Green acre, to put on rec
ord their sayings and doings, and under
takes to give a catalogue raisonne of her
extensive gallery, with interesting anec
dotes of the originals, as they passed
through her hands.
At page *3oS we find tlie following:—
“April 10. Dis mornin busy .at work;
two famos subjects—milord J It ,
and dc ‘ execrable ’ Greenacre; very nioch
alike, I scarcely know one from de oder.
Milord J , nice littel man,// parletres
him of himself. Monsieur Greenacre
not so talkative, un pen trislr, got some
conscience, 1 suppose. Milord say lie
shall he hang. He not mean himself? I
ask Mons. G. to describe how he guillo
tine Miss Brown. It nr rent pas me
plaire, he hold his tong. To console him
I give him very nice description of de ex
ecution of Fieschi. Lord J tell me
very pretty story about Don Carlos, better
as lauduntun, it me fuisait dor mi rde suite.
His lordship not work up so well as Mr.
Greenacre—iris head much softer.
“May tith, sent for to I) g street.
Introduced to Lord P ;on dit qu'il
rst trrs ga/ant aupres des dames. Took
him for Lord Grey, from the color of his
whisker. His lordship wished to he mod
eled as Cupid. 1 talk to him about
Spain and oder interesting subjects, he
not seem to like them. Great many la
dies call during de sitting. His lordship
see them all. De foreign ambassadors
not admitted. 11 aime mi tux les affaires
et ranges que les affaires etr.angeres. I
link his lordship’s head not de Temple
of Solomon.”
A few pages further we have—
“ August 12th—All de world busy wiz
politics—de cabinet council to sit this
day, hut noting prevent Lord M from
coinin to sec me. Jr ne suis plus jeune,
mais n’importr, ra fait passer lc temps a
moi, (t a Milord aussi. Milord say he
hate to he bore wiz business, de only bus
iness of dis life to amuse oneself as nioch
as possible, never say no to nobody, and
dine out every day in tie year. I call
him a very prime minister. Milord sit
tree hours, lie look very well to-day, hand
some red waistcoat, very like my friend
dc late Mr. Orator Hunt, nil hut one
tiling, Milord no orator. IV pendant il ra
route bitn, rt il ma dit des choses !”
“March 3. —Very moch fatigued. Ex
ecuted Mr. O’Connell and a large bit of
Iris tail. Am promised to he paid out of
the next year’s rent; I tink dat very like
de last year’s snow. When I have done
Monsieur Dan, (qui park parfaitement
J'Vancais,) a littel hit of wax over; out of
dat I make Mr. Chill. Mr. Spring Rice
funny man; I call him ‘Riz Printannicrf
he make me laugh about de bodget and
de stinking fund, as he call de pension
list. I tiuk Mr. Rice drink very littel
water wiz his wine. Monsieur Poulet
Tonson clever man —Pauht farci aux
trusses. I ask him how de people are off
for soap. lie says he know noting of de
affairs of his own department. Il ira bien
loin. Sir Evans very great man—just fit
for my gallery; littel bit of red ribbon
i make him look very pretty. Lord Broom
.sit to me great many times—never know
him again—he change every day like de
carneleon. lie talk a leetel too nioch—
very unlike de speaker—he never talk at
i all.”
Strauss, the Vienna composer and play* j
er—styled the “Napoiean of the Waltz”
—it is stated in a late foreign journal, has
so completely trained his band to work*
with him, that all separate individuality is
lost, and an effect is produced like that of
an accurately constructed machiiiq; the
most eccentric instruments, such as bells,
castanets, cracking whips, &x., arc occa
sionally introduced, anil the construction
of many pieces is highly fantastic, yet
never is the mechanical prccsion lost for
an instant. Thus the band, though small,
is made to give the effect of one of three
times more numerous.
[TERMS.....M Ilf *l>rAlte£.
r . , *• ’
NUMBER 8-
, I A GOOD STORY—IF TRUE!
; ' The story of the man of his Majesty’s
1 71st Regiment falling overboard from the
Clinmbly steamboat, between long point
and Montreal, and so miraculously ap*
pearing on the beach before his comrades
had disembarked, reminded me of a cir
cumstance that occured during mjr servi
tude on board the Dolphin man-of-war
bound to the West Indies. We were
going at the rate of about three knots
and a half an hour, when Tom Garboard,
belonging to the foretop, (who by the bye
was a bit of a wag,) sleeping in the lee
forechains by a sudden lurch of the ship
was thrown overbo^w,*
A man overboard was the general cry
fore and aft—and every one ran Coffer
or give assistance to the drowning man.
Tom, who was a tolerable good swim
mer, ns every body thought, but POthing
extraordinary, woke on finding himself in
a deep water, and began to use his pad
dles, and the ship passing ahead as I
was saying before, at the rate of three
knots and a half. Tom was soon lost sight
of under the counter, (for although our
ship was not on Sir Robert Sepping’s
plan, yet she was pretty full abaft.)
when Tom was lucky enough to get hold
oftlie rudder chains. The hands all rau
aft expecting to see him astern and to lower
the jolly boat to pick him up — but no
Tom was to he seen. “He’s gone,” said
they, “to Davy’s Locker,” and efforts
ceased.
Our ship was very deep bound out to
tlie West Indies; consequently ouf gun
room ports were low in the water. This
Torn saw, and as it was getting dart he
thought he would wait till they beat the
quarters, and piped the hammocks down,
before lie got on board which he did, and
then popped into the lady’s hold, where
tlie gunner keeps his wads and spare
monkey’s tails, and there remained till the
middle of the first watch when he sallied
forth and made free with our bread bags,
taking enough to serve him for three
days.
At the end of this time we were jogging
along at an easy rate, with scarcely any
wind, about a knot, when Master Tom,
unobserved, slips out of the port he came
in at, and dropping astern, began to hail the
ship. “The Dolphin ahoy!” “Hallo,” says
tlie quarter-master, who was about getting
a pull on the main brace.— Says Tom, “If
you don’t take back the main sail and
heave to, I shall sink, for no man can
swim to the West Indies without provis
ions.”
Every body run aft in amazement, for
it hud been blowing fresh during the
we had supposed he had been overboard;
but there was no time to be lost—so the
boat was lowered, and poor was
picked up to the great gratification and
astonishment of every body on board.
On our arrival, as the captain was on
shore, dining with the govern6ffthe talk
turned upon swimming. The governor
was extolling the powers of a black imp
he had, and the captain declared no man
could swim with Tom Garboard, of thy
Dolphin’s fore-top; however, to make a
long story short, the captain and the gov
ernor made a very heavy bet—the time
was appointed—Tom requested one week
to get ready.
The carpenters were ordered to make
what chests and conveniences Tom re
quired. The purser was instructed, at
his request, to supply a fortnight’*- provi
sions. Tl»e day came, and Tom went on
shore at the wharf appointed, ..when be
began to stow his grulh The black fel
low looked at him with astonishment.
‘What you do dere,massa?’ sars he. ‘What
am I doing here?’ says TV>m, ‘why I am
taking in my provisions, -tohe sure,”and I
advise you to do the same; for not a bit
of this do you get on the road.’ ‘Why
massa,’ says the negro, ‘me no more swim
nino or ten miles.’ as if in
amazement at the short distance, ‘why
mail, I’m going to Tobago, which I be
lieve is over two hundred miles, and
shan’t be back for a fortnight.’ r *
The spectators were astounded. The
black refused to swim. The governor
lost his wager, and it was not until we
were homeward bound, that Tom told the
secret. — [Montreal Herald.
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A Graceless Fellow.— A long story
has been published in many of the papers
about an individual of the name of John
Wood, headed, if we recollect right, “The
Lost Found. ” It. was to the effect that
this man had been a soldier in the late
war, was taken prisoner by the British,
transported to England, pressed into the
service of the King and trnsported to the
East India station, from whence hft, ,h»d
but lately beeu released, and wentbeirun
his return to Kentucky, his native.fk&tc.
The tale called forth many expressions of
sympathy. It was asked. woHld he find
that the wife of his bonom had been true
to him, during his long absence? and 9°
i forth. It now appears that he proceed
jed as far as Maysville, where, upon being
' closely interrogated, he acknowledged
1 himself an imposter, and asked to be