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Btttttstoicb Jtirbecat*. ■ BY CHARLES DAVIS.] VOLUME 2. BRUNSWICK ADVOCATE. AGENTS. Bibb County. Alexander Richards, Esq. Telfair “ Rev. Charles J. Shelton. Mclntosh “ James Blue, Esq. Houston “ B. J. Smith, Esq. Pulaski “ Norman McDuffie, Esq. Twiggs “ William H. Robinson, Esq. Wayne 11 Robert Howe, Esq. TERMS. Three Dollars in advance—s 4 at the end of the year. O'No subscriptions received for a less term than six months and no paper discontinu ed until all arrearages are paid except fct the option of the publisher. O' All letters and communications in relation lo the paper, must be POST PAID to en sure attention. O* ADV ERTISEMENTS conspicuously in serted at Onx Dollar per one hundred words for the first insertion, andFirTV Cents for ev ery subsequent continuance—Rule and figure work always double price. Twenty-five per cunt, added, if not paid in advance, or during the continuance of the advertisement. Those sent without a specification of the number of ( insertions will be published until ordered out, ■ and charged accordingly. Legal Advertisements published at the nsual rates. CPN. B. SalesofLxND, by Administrators, Executors or Guardians, are required, by law. to be held on the first Tuesday in the month, between the hours of ten in the forenoon and three in the afternoon, at the Court-house in the county in which the property is situate.— Notice of these sales must be given in a public gazette, Sixty Days previous to the day of sale. Sales of Negroes must be at ppblic auction, on the first Tuesday of the month, between the usual hours qf sale, at the place of public sales in the county where the letters testamentary, of Administration or Guardianship, may have been granted, first giving sixty days notice thereof, in one of the public gazettes of this State, and at the door ofthe Court-house,where such sales are to be held. Notice for the sale of Personal Property,must be given in like manner, Forty days previous to the day of sale. Notice to the Debtors and Creditors of an Es tate must be published for Forty days. Notice that application will be made to the Court of Ordinary for leave to sell Land, must be published for Four Months. Notice for leave to sell Negroes, must be published for Four Months, before any order absolute shall be made thereon by the Court. A Hew Advertisement, A New Year, and a New Inducement, for sub scribing to the Weekly Messenger ! THE cheapest and decidedly the most pop ular Family Newspaper in the U Slates, with a circulation of many thousand subscrib ers The American Wf.f.ki.y Messenger is published every Wednesday, on beautiful white paper, of the largest class, at s'2 per annum, or ten subscriptions for $lO. Its contents are adapted to the wants of the ] Farmer, Mechanic, Tradesman, Agriculturist j Merchant and Manufacturer. This Journal was commenced on the first of j January last, and, without any previous effort j to herald its success, went into immediate and ! rapid circulation. Such was the unprecedent-1 ed popularity which attended its projection ! that, in about six months from the period it was first issued, not less than fifteen thousand names were embraced on its subscription lists', which have been ever since constantly and rapidly increasing, and now bid fair to super cede in extent and stability every other pub lication which hasexisted in the literary world. It is generally conceded that the contents of] the Messenger embraces as much origimul • matter as any other periodical of the present ' day. The diffusion of useful and wholesome iniormation, with a view to the cultivation of a correct knowledge of Polite Literature, is the chief object at which it aims. Arrangements have been entered into, by which the publish er will be assisted in the editorial department by the talents of three or four gentlemen of j distinguished abilities—and it is intended to introduce several important improvements, which will bespeak additional popularity for its columns. As the character and leading features of this j Journal are well known throughout the United States, it will be superfluous to enter into a , recital ot the same. The season is approach- j ing, however, when the reading public are ex-, pccted to make their selections for the nextl year, and we deem it advisable, therefore, to furnish a brief and explicit statement of our 4erms, which we hope will prove satisfactory,! and be implicitly observed : A ten dollar bill,forwarded by mail, postage j paid, will pay for ten copies of the Messenger i for one year ! A five dollar bill, forwarded by j mail, postage paid, will pay for four copies for \ one year ! Two dollars, paid in advance, is . the price of an individual subscription for one j year One dollar, in advance , will pay for a j single subscription for six months only. A five dollar note will pay one year's sub-1 scription to the Weekly Messenger and also , the Gentleman’s Magazine, edited by W.E. Burton, Esq. gy Remittances from Clubs, to be entitled to the full advantages of the liberal terms here offered must be made in sums of five's and ten’s of current Bank notes—any lesser a mount. forwarded by mail, will be classed a. lone with individual subscriptions. At tin* expiration ol the term subscribed lor and paid by clubs, the paper will invariably be discontinued, unless the advance money is lor warded previous to that time, and the subscrip tions renewed, in the manner above specified. It will be a great saving to the publisher, and facilitate the early mailing of the paper, it the individual forwarding the sum required lor four, or ten, or more subscribers, when they are located together, will allow the package to be adjLessed to the Postmaster, or someone a ,nono themselves, who being made acquainted withthe names of the Club, oan as readily dis tribute them as if directed separately. All letters mnst be postpaid, or they will not be taken out of the office. Address not be CHARLES ALEXANDER, Athenian Buildings,Franklin Place, l’hiladel a. PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING, IN THE CITY OF BRUNSWICK, GLYNN COUNTY, GEORGIA. BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, THURSDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 18, 1838. POETRY. MAN. i. The human mind—that lofty thing! The palace and the throne, Where reason sits, a sceptered kino-, *And breathes his judgment tone.° Oh ! who with silent step shall trace Tlie borders of that haunted place, Nor in his weakness own That mystery and marvel bind That lofty thing—the human mind! ii. The human heart—that restless thing! The tempter and the tried; The joyous, yet the suffering— The source of pain and pride; The gorgeous thronged— the desolate, The seat of love, the lair of hate— Self-stung, self-deified ! Yet do we bless thee as thou art, Thou restless thing—the human heart! 111. The human soul—that startling thing! Mysterious and sublime ! The angel sleeping on the wing Worn by the scoffs of time— The beautiful, the veiled, the bound, The earth enslaved, the glory-crowned, The stricken in its prime ! * From heaven in tears to earth it stole, That startling thing—the human soul! IV. And this is man—Oh ! ask of him, The gifted and forgiven— While o’er his vision, drear and dim, The wrecks of time are driven; If pride or passion in their power, Can chain the tide or charm the hour, Or stand in place of heaven? He bends the brow, he bows the knee— “ Creator, Father! none but thee!” [N. Y. Evening Post. ill I S € E L L A I* Y. How to make a Newspaper popular. A few years after the commencement of the Columbian Centinel in Boston, Mr. Russell, its editor and publisher, finding that the profits arising therefrom were not sufficient to defray his expenses, applied to Mr. Barrell (one of the most popular merchants of his time,) for advice as to the course he had best pursue in the very unpleasant which he was placed. He informed Mr. B. of the particulars of his situation in his usual plain, honest man ner, saying that his expenses were so much on the increase, and his profits so small, that, he thought he should be obliged to give up his paper and seek his fortune elsew here. Mr. Barrell immediately remarked, that his (Mr. R’s) case was not so desperate as he imagined it to be, and recommended him to lash some of the most powerful characters of the day in the most severe terms in his columns, which course he felt sure would not only bring his paper into more notice than it then was, but greatly add to his subscription list and increase the patronage of advertisers. Mr. Russell replied that such a course would be repugnant to his feelings, but as ho had al ways considered Mr. Barrell as a warm friend, and a man of superior judgment, he would take his advice into serious consideration. On the morning of the next publication of the Centinel, when Mr Barrell went into State street, he observed almost every one with eyes and mouths wide open, as if he was a monster in human shape; and could not solve the mys tery of their looks until a gentleman asked him why Mr. Russell had lashed him so un mercifully in his paper of that day? Mr. B. at once stepped into an insurance office—read the paper—and as he progressed in the article | about himself, he waxed warmer and warmer, till at length, in a high dudgeon, he found his way to the Centinel office, when he demanded of the editor in round set terms, why he had treated him so infamously. M*t Russell repli ed, that as Mr. B. appeared agitated, he had better be seated until he became cool and col lected, and then he would satisfy him to his heart’s content. After looking to the affairs of the office, Mr. Russell appeared before Mr. Barrell with a low bow, and offered the follow ing explanation: “Sir, you well know that I have ever esteemed you to be my most valued friend, and in whose good judgment I have ev er had the most implicit confidence—for in my ! utmost need, I applied to you for advice, which j you cheerfully gave to me. At that time it is true, that the course which you marked out for | me, was repugnant to my feelings, but after J mature deliberation, I was satisfied that it would have the desired effect, and determined ]to pursue it. Then I had to select a subject, ! after looking around among our townsmen, I I could not find one whose unexceptionable ‘character, exalted standing and extensive tise -1 fulness, were equal to your own. I therefore 1 selected you as the first object of attack, If a i man cannot take a liberty with a friend, w ith ! whom the devil can he?” The above recipe for making a newspajver profitable, by scurrilously abusing its best friends, may be very successful in Boston. But we are informed that it is in no wise adapted to these more Southern latitudes, and that, in the instance of a Darien newspaper, it proved most signally unsuccessful. [Ed. Adv. The following is related of Sir Colin Camp bell, by an English paper: Sir Colin Campbell. —About six weeks before the battle of Assaye, General Wellesley thought it necessary to obtain javssession of an important fort, named Aiimednugger. It wus taken by a most gallant escalade; in the i thick of the assult General Wellesley saw a young officer, who had reached the top of the ; “very |ofty wall,” thrust off by the enemy, and ; falling through the air from a great height. | Gen. Wellesley had little doubt that he must [ have been severely wounded, if not killed by [ the fall; but hastened to enquire the name and | fate of the gallant young fellow, and had the ' satisfaction of seeing him in a moment after, comparatively little injured, again mounting to the assault. Next morning the General sent for him, offered to attach him to his staff as brigade major, and from that hour, through all his fields and fortunes, even to the conquest of Paris, continued him, in his personal family and friendship, and used sometimes to say that the first time he had ever seen him was in the air: that young officer is now Sir Colin Campbell, knight commander of the Bath, a Major Gen eral in the army, and Governor of Nova Scotia PIRACY AND MURDER. [From a letter by the Great Western.] ‘‘The coppered brig Braganza, from Philadelphia, Capt. Jolly,’or Fnrly, left Philadelphia on the Bth of July last, with a cargo of sugar and logwood, bound for Genoa. About three weeks afterward, when the vessel was in the Atlantic, a mutiny was raised by a part of the crew, being four of the sailors arrived here, viz: Cornelius Willems (surnamed Wilhelm Hamburger,) from Holstein; John Adams (who hung himself in prison the day on which he was arrested;) Joseph Verbrug gen, from Belgium; Hans Kundoen, from Schleswig; the fifth James'Danveys, from Aberavon, Glamorganshire, a boy of 1G or 18 years, has been inactive,* and will in all probability prove innocent. “The captain was beaten and wounded, thrown overboard and drowned under hor rible circumstances. The mate, Vande Sluess, was nearly wounded to death, and afterwards died on board the vessel; the second mate, Moire, after having heen thrown overboaid, mounted the vessel again, and reached the cabin, where he was then locked up, together with the captain’s wife, (Mary,) Mr. Deal, from Philadelphia, the owner of the vessel and perhaps of the cargo too, and Mrs. Deal, his wife, and kept prisoners during a se’- niglit, as well as the cook, called Brown, a negro, who was locked up in the fore castle. The mutineers intended to suffo cate the four persons in the cabin, but left or failed doing so, and afterwards agreed to let them live, and to leave them, togeth er with the negro, to the mercy of the waves in the long boat, on their swearing never to denounce them. “This was executed, and the said five persons left the Braganza in the beginning of August, in the long boat, at about 75 miles from Europe, with sufficient provi sions for three weeks, a compass, boat’s sails, &.c. no vessel being then in view, but the weather was fine, and the Braganza having seen several sails the same day, it may be hoped that the boat was picked up by one of them. The mutineers now steered to the North Sea, w'ith the inten tion of sinking the vessel at a convenient period in the neighborhood of the Elbe, but were prevented from doing so by run ning on shore on this coast. The vessel has been unloaded by coasters from sever al quarters, and part of her cargo has been delivered to the authorities, the remainder has been stolen, together with the stores, &.c. of the vessel. “Both of the mates were subjects of the U. States.” The boat noticed above, was picked up on the 12th of August, by the brig Hilder, with five persons in her, and carried into Greenock. Their names were Mr. G. A. Diehl and lady; Mrs. Furley, the Captain’s wife; the second mate, Mr. Moir, and the cook of the brig. Patrick Henry, in the course of a debate in the Virginia Convention on the adoption ofthe Federal Constitution, said: “Tell me where and when did freedom exist, when the purse, and sword were giv en up from the People? Unless a miracle in human affairs shall interpose, no nation ever did, or ever can, retain its liberty after the loss of the sword and the purse. “I object, too, against the* immense patronage of the President, because it places in his hands the means of corrup tion, and of distributing throughout the country a band of retainers in the shape of judges, revenue officers, and others, which renders him irresistible in any scheme of ambition that he might medi tate against the liberties of the country. “I object to the whole gang of federal officers. ********* Gentlemen, depend upon it, this power may work sorely on your necks.” To Salt Bitter. Beat very well up together, in a marblfc morter, half a pound of common salt, 4 ounces saltpetre, and 4 ounces loaf sugar. To every pound of newly made butter, (the milk being well drawn off by beating,) put an ounce of the mixed powder—incorporate it well, and put the butter in pots for keeping.— In about a month—not before, it will be fit for use; and it will continue for ten years as good as butter newly made. [Glasgow Herald. A worthy surgeon dentist was lately making a YVhig speech in one of the in terior counties of this State. “What do you ask for pulling a tooth, Doctor?” ex claimed a locofoco in the crowd. “I will pull your tooth for a shilling, and your nose for half the money,” replied the speaker.— [Louisville Journal. i Items, per Great Western, omitted in our last! Important !! [From the New-York American.] I The -Marchioness of Hastings commenc ed shooting for the season the week before last, at Bonar, North Britain. At a re cent battu her Ladyship killed twelve brace. It will be recollected that her La dyship was the subject of an extract from the works of “Nimrod,” headed “The | Sportsman’s Wife,” from appearing at a race-hall in Derbyshire in a rich dress or namented with the tails of foxes killed by her lord.—[Globe.] Le Chapeau de Paille.—An amusing instance of the blunders of our transatlan tic contemporaries, is contained in the following notice in the London Court Journal: Her Majesty looked unusually well, and appeared to he in excellent health and spirits. Her Majesty wore on this oc casion the elegant hat lately sent to her !by the State of Massachusetts, through their honorable representative, Carl King, Esq. which came by the Great Western. This truly beautiful hat is made of a grass peculiar to that State, called June grass, on account of its springing up and decay ing in that month. The hat was univer sally admired by all the ladies in attend ance on her Majesty, who very graciously allowed each of them to try it on, they all expressing a great desire to avail them selves of the first opportunity they ever had of wearing an American hat. We calculate, as brother Jonathan would say, that if the hats usually worn in the State of Massachusetts are all as handsome as the one sent to Her Majesty, that the young ladies must be worth looking at. Horse Flesh as Food. It has been said and we believe truly, that if the meat i of four different animals, he similarly pre-1 pared, neither gorinand nor epicure can specificate them. Cookery changes the semblance of all articles of food; and the attainment of excellence in that art has heen, and is, productive of much gratifi cation to mankind. Bv the use of condi ments, an imitated dish, may deceive those accustomed to the original, as mock-turtle soup, mutton for venison, cat for hare, &,c. But it is stated on good authority, that the flush of the horse, can by no means, (in etting) be distinguished from that of the ox. In Paris, during the years 1803, 1811, and 1817, times when meat of all kinds was extravagantly expensive, lar<re quantities of horse flesh was sold as food. In 1825, a committee appointed to exam ine the meat stalls, actually proposed to Government, to permit, under certain reg-! illations, the sale of horse meat, as human J food. In Denmark, the public sale of horse flesh, is authorized. The liver, was iruch esteemed, by tLe French sol diers, during the Russian campaign. As-j ter the battles of Eylau and of Eslingen, the wounded were fed upon horse flesh' for several days. Baron Larrey partook! of the fare, and says, “Ce bouillon fat | d’unetres bonne qunlite.” M. Ducliatelet informs, that at the slaughter house situat-j cd at Montfaucon, 13,000 horses are kill- j ed annually. There are other establish-! ment> for the same purpose, in different parts of the city, the proprietors of which have nade immense fortunes. M. Ducliat-; elet aithor of a work on Public »yg ieiu\ was eminently qualified to write upon that] [subject, having been (or years one of the most efficient of the council of health, and havitig visited in person almost every hole and corner of Paris; public sew'ers, slaughter houses, dissecting rooms; the shofs and abodes of workmen engaged in taming, preparing glue, music strings, &c—the lay-stalls, obstructed vaults; in shoit every place disgusting and offensive, | for the purpose of improving the health pol i ice of Paris. It would seem from his j I work that horse meat, is not the only conn- j j teneit of daily food, but that cats and dogs ] ioccasionally furnish a repast for Parisian] I citizens; he often having observed, (while | visiting the establishments, appropriated to j tbt skinning of these animals) a number ■ ofthem, “ouverts, depouilles, et trousses ! avec soin, tout prets enfm a faire cuire, pair le repas, auquel ils devaient servir”— dressed and prepared to he cut up for the j pot or the spit. He seems inclined to] permit the sale of horse flesh. He tells us tint many of the men, employed in the! great slaughter house at Montfaucon, use, it constantly, and they do not suffer any bad effects from the practice. Ancient Carthage. Sir Grenville Temple, who lately arrived at Malta from Tunis, on board the Ottoman frigate Su rieb, has employed himself, for the last s.x months, in making excavations on the j classic soil of Carthage—a city, the mere mention of whose name awakens in the basom of every scholar a thousand recol lections of glory which onee adorned the mistress of the African seas, and the im mortal rival of the Roman republic. His labors have been well rewarded by the peculiarly interesting discoveries he has made. Among them we may notice that ! oa the site of the temple of Ganath, or | i Juno Caclcstis, the great protecting divin , ity of Carthage, he found about 700 coins, ! and various objects of glass and earthen ware. But the most remarkable, and per . haps least expected of his discoveries, is that of a villa, situated on the sea shore, and buried fifteen feet under ground. Eight rooms .are completely cleared, and their size and decorations prove that the house belonged to a wealthy personage. I he walls are painted, and the floors are beautifully paved in mosaic, in the same manner as those at Pompeii and Hercula neum, representing a great variety of sub jects, such as marine deities, both male ; and female, different species of sea fish, ! marine plants, a vessel with female figures I dancing on deck, and surrounded by ad -1 miring warriors; other portions represent | lions, horses, leopards, tigers, deers, ze ' bras, bears, gazelles, hares, herons, and the like. Ten human skeletons, appar ently those slain during the assault of the city, were found in the different chambers. [Sir Grenville also discovered in another house, other mosaics of great interest: these represent gladiators contending in , the arena with wild beasts, and over each man is written his name. In another part are seen horse races, and men breaking in young horses. [ Naval Meeting at Pensacola. —ln the Pensacola Gazette of the Bth instant we find the proceedings of a meeting held by the naval officers on that station, occa sioned by the notorious articles in the Globe. Lieutenant. George M. Hoof. presided. Commodore Dallas was spe cially invited to be present, but declined for reasons given, although fully concur ring in the motives that led to the con vocation of the officers. The following resolutions were unanimously adopted, and ordered to be published; Whereas, several scurrilous articles have appeared in the Globe tending to af fect the character and dignity of the Na vy : he it Resolved, That such articles, from whatever source they have emanated, are utterly false and without foundation. Resolved, That we have read, with min gled feelings of indignation and regret, the above-mentioned articles, and further, that we have seen with pleasure their en tire refutation by various editors through out the Union. In behalf of ourselves and our brother officers generally we tender our most great ful acknowledgments to such presses as have espoused our cause. Nkw-Orleans, Oct. 1. Our Sugar crop promises to be very abun dant, and our Cotton crop at least an aver age one: to these will be added a large portion of the immense agricultural pro ducts of the rich valley of the* West, which with the return of our Banks to specie payments, and a better regulated system of Exchanges, (both of which desirable objects are likely soon to lie attained) give promise of an active business for the en suing year, and we sincerely hope that, when it shall be our privilege to address our patrons again on the Ist October, we shall have the satisfaction of congratu lating them on the close of a year of great prosperity. Passionate Obstinacy. —A woman by the nainq of Philips, residing at Newport, England, has recently given a most re markable instance of unbridled passion when her vv ill was opposed by her husband. She wished to attend a fashionable fair given for the benefit of anew church. Her husband thought she was wanted at home to look after her domestic affairs and objected. Upon which she swore, that if he did not allow her to go, she would immediately chop off’ her finger. The threat was of course treated with con tempt, but strange to say, she carried her intention into effect, and no sooner was one off than a second shared the same fate; vv hen.withthe most extraordinary persever ance, she exclaimed, “here’s go at hand.” The hatchet, the instrument used, im mediately fell just below the wrist, and severed the whole of the tendons, but without injuring the bono. A surgeon was sent for, and the woman was destin ed to undergo a second infliction by hav ing the stumps of both amputated, vwid her hand was dressed. After the operation was performed she told the surgeon she was sorry to lose her fingers, but she would do the same thing again, if her hus band put any restraint on her inclinations! An Actual Scene after Battle.— The battle of Soldin between the Russians and the king of Prussia, was warmly con tested; and after it was over, a clergyman went upon the ground, and afterward wrote the following account of what he saw:— “At one o’clock the cannonading ceas ed, and 1 went* out on foot to Soldin to learn in whose favor the battle had turned. Toward evening seven hundred Russians fugitives came to Soldin. It was a pitiful sight; some holding up theirhands cursing aud swearing: others praying, and praising ■ f. ■ * . »*j -»• [TERMS.....** It ADVAJreJL ■ | the king of Prussia, without hatsorefptbes, 1 1 some on foot, others two oa a horse, with their heads and arms ftiqd up; soon drag • ging along by the stutapfc jmd others by 1 the tails of the horses. “When the battle was decidfd, tßid vic tory shouted for the Prussian tured to the place where the caowM&iing had been. After walking soiapgijnr a Cossack’s horse came runniMgMHMStf toward ine. I mounted way, for seven miles and a this side of the field of battle, I found the. dead and wounded lying on the ground, and sadly cut in pieces. The farther I ad vanced the more these poor creatutes’lay heaped one upon another. “That scene I shall never forget The Cossacks, as soon as they saw me, cried out —‘ Water! dear sir, water! water's Gracious God ! what a sight! — men, wo men and children, Russians and Prussians, carriages and horses, oxen, chests and baggage, all lying one upon another to the height of a man; seven villages all around me in flames, and the inhabitants either massacred or thrown into the fire. “The poor wounded soldiers, were still firing at one another in the grtfctest exas peration. The field of battle was a plain two and a half miles long, entirely cover witli dead and wounded! There was not room to set my foot without treading o» some of them. Several brooks were so filled up with Russians, that they Jay heap ed one upon another as high as ten or twelve feet, and appeared like hills to the even ground. I could hardly recover my self from the fright occasioned by the great and miserable outcry of the wound ed. A noble Prussian officer, who had lost both his legs, cried out to me —‘Sir, you are a priest, and preach mercy; pray show me some compassion, and despatch me at once.’” - - Our improved Printing Press. We are happy to have it in our power to an nounce, that we have . surmounted every difficulty which existed in bringing our improved printing machine in' full opera tion. We deem it unnecessary to say any thing in reply to the taunts and- jeers in which some of ourconiemporarierthonght pru|.cr to indulge, when, as they supposed*, we had incurred an enormous expenditure in endevoring lo facilitate the rapid print ing of our large daily edition, without suc cess. The severest rebuke which those who indulged in such illiberal feelings can receive, is in the annunciation that our paper is now regularly worked upon this admirable machine at the rate of sit thousand sheets per hour. [N. Y. Cour. & Enq, Dr. Benjamin Bombastes’ Pills, or the Infallible Restorative and Universal Specific “against all the ills to which flesh is heir,” including Abolition, Asthma, Assaults and Batteries, Bowel Complaints, Bad Crops, Bentonism, Broken Banks, Croup, Consumption, Dropsy, Dead Shaves, Dull Times, Elephantiasis, Empty Pockets,. Feve'r—intermittent, remittent and continual—False Swearing, Federal ism, Fidgets, Gout, Gormandizing, Her nia, Hypo, Ilumbuggery, Jaundice, Jilt ing, Lying, Locofocoism, Marasmas, Mobs, Mixing Liquors, Night "Sweating, Nullification, Old Age, Peddling, Paraly sis, Patent Pills, Quincy, Quacks, Rick ets, Riots, Scrofula, Steamboat Accidents, Scolding Wives and Squalling Children,. Tic Doloreux, Tippling, Uttering Forged Notes, Usury, Vanity and Vexation of Spirit, Van Burenism, Wens, Whiggery, Witchcraft, and want of Money. Manu factured by Benjamin Bombastes, after a recipe prepared by his grandfather’s re mote ancestor, and by him handed to No ah just as the ark’s door was closing for the last time. The genuine article can be procured, in this city, of Benjamm Bombastes, at his office, No —. N. B. No Apothecaries entrusted with the sale of the same. Fellow men and fellow citizens of the United States of A mcrica, and all and popedoms, kingdoms and principalities of Europe. There is only one disease, and that is CVwfaSfy. Secrets. A secret is like silence; you cannos. talk about it and kefiftAlci. it is like money: when once you knfMr there is any concealed, it is half diseoi&Md. . ~“My (lea/ Murphy,” said an Irishman to his friend, “Why did you betray the secret I told you?” “Is it betrying you daft it?— Sure when I found I wasn't able to keep it myself, didn’t I do wdl tdU it to somebody that could!” • ■ Up to the sth itaUL a fearful pestilence, the character of iflbra/we are ignorant, continued to deiWftoJfaoxriUo, Ten. On that day, the ifijwMoed k*aproeta mation appointing the 7th as a day of ftuft ing, humiliation and prayer. %■ “John,” said a traveler to a Jhlpatpu boy, who was hoeing in die is we painted raenaTyou will don’t expect to, on shares*"