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©M T Volume 5. IliB Moron T '(graph it published weekly, by MVRO -V BARTLETT, line Office on Mulberry Slraet. we-t side. ,—Three Dollars a year, if paid in ad- ,r roan dollars, if oot paid before the the v-ear. Subscribers living at a distance ,,| in all cases to pay in advance. -VII 715**1 a-gaft 3 ' SALES. Crockery and Grocery STORd, b8 y« the Store, formerly rvL,.T hy Cbilders* Wlley. directly in front of ml.Sj V<me ’ where they are opening n large and .nd «/i- ,0r,n,e ?' <W Liire. Earthen i..L-.32^i, em, i r,cin * 8 vor i e, y ,,f W8re ol 'be fJhf y J® j C , bil }®, Se L‘ complete, do in part black, iipnt and dark filin'. i.Si.l- • 31A CON, GIlOltOlA, SATURDAY, MAY 7, 1831. SHERIFF SAL.ES. SZBB SALES. . a. vi ? l tfie .W TuutUm in July next, *MlP* •old before the court-house in ** JOI Macon. Dibb countV. thp fnllnvtinrr to wits POETRY. p( Macon, Dibb county, the following property Three Negroes, Toma man about 35, Lucy a girl about 12, and Simeon a boy nbont8 vears of age, nil die first Tuesday in July next, will be sold Jv?*®: g J’J? „ n,e Court House in Henry county, under cn J,’j w" , * rn y vi ! h 8 * re8 ' wlely .of *»rtk- iof lhe Inferior C»wt of Coweta county. “• *Jfe-»pr.-sly for ’• 2, M. n V h r„ 7 ' h v' ,i, ia' “"Hi***""d •»«bers , iow e andon°tZv. Lam|«, Tumblers. Decanters. Castors, g ®5°, , ?®S® ft W* ft i!° r ? f L. Atkinson * T. i, Utiterni. with a great variety of earth- lssued from Dibb su- one hall of Lot No. 45, in the 14rh district sib, being the real estate of John Harris, joweta county, deceased, for the benefit of « and creditor*. MICAJAII HARRIS, > . L H. HAItRlrt, ‘ admors. I* 19, 1831. he first Tuesday in August neat, will be sold ■ thetown of Clinton, Jones county, agree- ,n order of the court of ordinary of said the following Negroes, belonging to Hie es- obn Kirk, deceased, to ivit: Dennis, a man, W ears old. Charity, n woman, thirty-five berdeen. a man, thirty years old, Anaca, twenty-fouryeara old, Harris, ahoy, ten I Willis. « hoy, eight years old, Hnd VVylio, ■ years old—sold for the benefit of the heirs litors of said deceased. WILLIAM FREEMAN, 12. 10 adm’or with the will annexed. Receiving hy several Boats, a Block of GROCERIF.8 ■nd a large quantity of Hollow Ware, part of which are on Ronsignment. purchasers are invited to call, ** * ■ y Vfll sell them very low for cash or anoroved Tapaenl alsty days ELLIS, SHOT WELLA Co P S. Gouda consigned to F„ S. St Co. Will be received and sold at the usual rates, Feb 5,18:11. I be sold, on the first Tuesday in October citat Clinton. Jones cuuntv, under nn order erior Court of said county, one lot of Lend ounty. whereon the undersigned now lives, , 0 f .bout one hundred and seventy acres «, the property ot tbe estate ot Henry Long of laid county, deceased—to be sold for the the heirs- first Tuesday in December uext, one lot the second district of formerly Henry coun- mg to the estate of the said Henry Long ■ed, to besold at the court house in Henry der the above authorily end lor the above first Tuesday In January next,, three Ne. i, a lad, about 19 or 20 years old, and a wo- ’and her cluld to be sold at Clinton, under authority and lor the ubove purpose h 12. li.9t JAMES LONG, cdm’or. • iKAULE to an order of the honorable Interior Court of Pike county, .will be he first Tuesday in J une next, in the town on. Lot of Land, No. 221, in the 8th ilia- finally Monroe now Pike county, it ho of the real estate of James R. Gray—sold uefit of the heirs. SEABORN 15. GRAY. Executor.' ELIZABETH C. GRAY, Ei’w. 1831. 14 btlUlNtitothe last will & testament of Field* iM'Muilen. will be sold on the first Tuesday [nest, ia tbo town of Forsyth Monroe coun- anlation of said deceased, for the benefit.of hud creditors of said deceased, i 1831. 15 N. M-MULLEN, Ekc'or. ncrsons indebted to.th# estate of Daniel I, deceased are nqunsted to make immediate laud those having demands against said es- podertbeutin, in term* of tbe law. . . - her A SUSANNA B « HALL, mark I JOHN I*. DURHAM, J : 1E. 18:11. 13 Adm'ors. notice: Iraonlhsafterdateapp icatlon will be made le Inferior Court oi Crnwtord county, when ordinary purposes, forlenve to sail lot ot laud le liundredauduinetcen in the aecunddiitriet fly H-niston, now Crnwtord county, for the ■lie orphans of Core Howell deceased. > - l&ll. HIRAM WARNER.Guardian. [menllis after dale application will be made le lion. Inferior court of Dibb county, when ■ordinary purposes for leave to sell the re* Tionging to Use miners of John Hamlin de pute bcnrlil of said minors. CHARLES McCARDIL, Guar'n. [mouths after data, application will be f to the honorable Inferior Court of Mott- J. while sitting for ordinary purposes for (I all the land and negioes belonging to the y"“icl Hall, deceased—sold for the beuelit f' her — ! HANNAH D KHAnu ' JOIINP. DURHAM |8,1831. 13 : ber- A B M HALL. I mark ( ■ IHAM. J I months after date, application will be i to the honorable the inferior court of punly, when sitting for ordinary purposes. I»ii *' VI> R 8 FO'‘ belonging to the estate |Alfen,|tte of Jonei county, stotssetj 10 GEORGE BENNETT. ' i Guardian of the heirs. [MONTHS afterdate, appliralion will Insde to ihehortor.ihlc- till- Interior Court Jfountv, while sitting.for ordinary pur- llur* *° rc;i * a '"' P' rsooul estate JcJrARTt, late of said county, deceased, J™ of the heirs aim creilnora. Oil ARLES MOARTY, adm'or. 1831. io I'Uunihs after dnto, Hp|ilicntion will be b' the Imnorablo tho interior court : county, when sitting (b» urdinary l‘"r loifvo t 0 g0 || f OU uh pmi of I'n the lSih disirin of Monroe i nuii- Ibenefii of Snfah Atm W. Griggs, or- T'l'e Grices, ileci-nawi. 1 BRYAN GRIGGS, guardian. P. 1831. u LOTS FOR SALE. nhr ^r.May next, will be fold ‘* t 'ard County. and .back Lots in said town, it r iae public buildings of Ueard Coun* ie U 1 on hank ot the I’f'vcr, on n place that possesses flnt* V ,0f ‘ ,e ®Hh and many othrr advantages *geiint)bt up coyntry nfford. Term* known on the day of sale. L; j L\N. j. i c. B. BROWN,j. i. c. IN H. WARE, j 1831. 17-4t e red at the Macon Clothing Sore, super ^ black, oliv® Broad Cloth*, blue ly , rn - / R Jat« milt and buff CasAimcrr*. iftncia Vestings, a hnndsome. assort* J Stocks, Huspeiident, buckskin f «'i'l Beaver «lo. Umbrellas, Caps. ,Ve. r'nieassortment of Hemiy mulr clothing, i »lyle ; Cloaks of a sliix*rior kind. ^ fitch a. wordln. Ready Made Clothing. /j pHF, subsciiber lias just reccivi d an extensive ns- fi‘rsf)r 0r *| m,!,, * 0 * r<a, ^ mn ^ e 8n< ^ now °f‘ ia° blue dress Goats, 75 d frock do 85 green do j '“‘V 1,0 100 blun and at eel mixt sattmett dress do. 300 sattinet and fustian rnnnd Jackets fine blue and drab Pantaloons. 325 pair sattinet do 875 do cord 2" 500 pair coase negro do, 75 dark valrncia Vests do' light do do black ailk do 250 swansdown do. 30 Gents, plaid and cemblet Cloaks, also, an asiorfmcnt of Youths clothing, fine linen and muslin Sheets, twilled muslin, cotton Flannel, and flannel drawers. Sheets ' A SHOTWELL. rne above work having been done underth’e in spection of first rate workmen, will be warranted hy the subscriber in lie good dec 4 DRAB BEAVER HATS. M US I’ received a few cases Gentlemen's first •V quality Dmb Beaver Hats, and for sale by march 18 II W H. BURD8ALL. Just Received. I IO Boxes Itnisins 15 Barrels soft shelled Almonds 12 Barrels l.uB'a Crackers 6 Boxes tresh lemons 22 Drum’s.Figs 8000 lbs Goshen Cheese 12 doz. jars English Pickles assorted 140 Botes Guava Jelly 15,000 best Cigars. For sale bv Jan 27 LEVI ECKLE. THE subscriber haa lust re turned from Ne v York and is tiow opening a splendid assort ment of goods in his line, com prising a greater variety than ev er before olTered in this market, amongst which are the following articles viz. ' WATCHES. , Lockets, Ladies Gold patent lover Medalmns, &c. Ac. Watches, SILVER WARE. Gent, do do do (extra Table & TeB Spoons, Jew’d Salt A Mustard do Silver do do do Cream Desert do Lepine & Engh do Soup & Bntler Ladles, JEWELLERY. .BulterKnives.Sugnrtongs, (Manufactured of Georgia PI.ATED GOODS. Gold.) Fruit Baskets. Castors. 1 adies neck Chains (ele- Candlesticks, Snuffers, and gmit patterns) Trays, “Watch do Table A Tea Spoons, Filigree* Jett Ear-rings* Sugar Tonga & Soup 1 e- Breast-pins, dies, Pearl*Jett Fingar-ringt. BRITANNIA WARE. Curb & Long-link watch Coffee & Tea Pota, Chains,. Sugar * Cream Dishes, Sauls, Keys, watch hooks.Tahle & Ten Spoons, Snaps, . Soup Ladles &c.,&c. Studs, Miniature .settings, Fancy anti Military Goods. Tea Trays, Bread Baskets, Steel Snuffers and Trays, silver mounted Spectacles, steel do. Ever pointed Pencils, silver Yvblstles, Dirk*. Pistols, (a superior article) coral Beads. Wax do. Pen-knives. Spanish do, llaisors, Thimbles, Bracelet., Waist- buckles. Percussior Caps, Toy Watches. Back- gammon Boards, Guns, sworas, Epauletts, Belts, spun, Gilt and steel Watch Chains, Seals and Krys. Ribbon Chains, together with a general assort ment of watch -makers Tools. Materials. Glasses, *c *c. all of whlchwillbe sold at the lowest cash prices. N. B Clucks of every description ca*efully re paired and warranted. RUFUS R. SMITH. Macon. October 16, 1830. 42 perior court—property pointed put in said mortgage ... „„ WILLIAM B. CONE, ihtrtf apnl30 IS w CRAWrORD SAZiJBSi On the frit Tuesday in June next, Y.yH-L bo sold before the court house at Knoxville, Jyf Crawford county, between the usual hours of sale, the lollowing property, viz; Om- lot of. E. .nd No. 188, in the 7ib dis trict of Crawford county—levied on as the property ol litlliam Digby, to satisfy one .mall Fi Fa issued Mura ■ J' 1 *'ice’s court in favour of John Hannon vs JfW Dlgby—levied on end returned to mo by N, WM ’ B - EILES, hh'ff. April 28,1831. " FAYETSB BALES. . .... ,°u ll,e .fi r ‘ l Tuesday in June next. WMT ILL be sold, atthe court h use in Fayetteville, TV Fayette county, between the lawful hours of sale, the lollowing Property, to wit: Gun grey stud Inn,so Homed Serimious, and one chestnut sorrel Hone: levied on as the property of James It Cruise, to satisfy an execution in favor of George W. Lawrence vs James II. Cruise, John Eddleman and William Batchelor—property pointed out by said Batchelor. 1 1 One bay More, nlioui three years oM: levi ed on ns the property of William Hearn, to satisfy an execution in fnvor of Sophia Dnuiel ,s said Hearn —property pointed ont by William Carmichael. A. AI'BIUDE. deputy sheriff april 30 On the first Tuesday in July next, W ILL be sold, at the court bouse In Fayetteville, Fayette county, between the lawful hours of of sale, the following Property, to wit: One grey s u<l Ho se nhint'd $ertoi.iuusi lev ied on ns the property of John C Frasure. to satisfy a morljgge fieri facial in favor of David Dickson vs. said Frasure—property pointed ont by James H. Cruise.' ' A. M-BKIDE, deputy sheriff. *.pril 30 . WARE-HOUSE. AND Commission ftus'iuess. f AIIF. UNDER3IGNED has in addition to hit • former Warchouje on Cherry street, one in complete order on the east side of the River, where those of hit friends and customers from that side can Inn ,- ihc same attention paid to their goods as hereto tore, and be saved the trouble of crossing the bridge US. GRIFFIN. Macon. October-lOlh 1829. 42 a. anAVdB «t mo at (At Chapman’s Comer) n AVF. just received, and offer for sale, at reduced prices . 66 bis Whiskey. 40 bis Portland-Rum 40 Ids American Gin, 10 hogsheads.Sugar 1ft quarter casks superior .Wine, 6 casks Rice 60 bis Irish Potatoes. 10 hhds Molasses 15 casks Cheese. 30 bags Coffee. 10 tuns Iron Alum Salt. Mackerel, Salmon,Cod Fish 2ft boxes Georgia Candles. Logwood (ground) . Copperas. Alum. Indigo,Brimstone, Chalk Pepper, Allspice, Ten, Castings, SfC. ALSO. t'OK SALE. OX COMMISSION, 100 cast iron Ploughs different sixes, and 20 boxes superior cast-steel ground Axes march 19 18 THOMAS TAYLOR H AS removed from hisold Hand to the new range In Colton Avenue a few doors West oi the Washington 11*11.and nearly opposite J. T. Row- laud's cotton scales, where he offers nt II hattsate mil Retail on very reasonable terms, a very genrral ■ssortment of, SEASONABLE DRY GQODS. G&oCiisBIESe HARDWARE, BALE ROPE, CROCKERY, TWINE, v. SADDLERY, HAWSERS, BAGGINO. FEATHERS, BOOTS and SHOES. BLACKSMITHS TOOLS. CASTINGS. Iron German and cast Steel, cotton and Woo/ Garda, Carolina lloos. Plough Moulds, Shovels, trace Chains, Stceivards. Spanish Cigar*, Paper,Ouills. Ac. Ac. Also. Ladies Dunstable, Bolivar. Leghorn, plain nnd opap straw Bonnets. Gents, taper crown Bea ver Hats, (latest fashions.) Purchasers are respects fully inviled to call and examine for themselves. Macon. Otl 30 18;VI 44 CAXMUPBXl&X. SAUI. On the first Tuesday in June next, W ILL be sold, before the court house at Camp hellion, Campbell .county.-between the usual hours of- sale', the following property, to wit: Lot of Land situated in the 14 h district of originally Fayette now Campbell county, whereon James Hicks deceased, livedat the timenfhis death, number not known—levied on as the property ofsnid Hicks to satisfy two fi fas one issued from DeKalb Superior Court in favor of Reps Orsburn. for the use of William Branham vs. said Hicks, the other issued from Coweta Euperinr Court in favour of James H. Perrvmnn vs. James Hicks. April 14 N. N(CHGI.SON, sheriff. lie paid hie compliments io a speech she could scarcely comprehend, for ha had no patieoeo to speak slow. The lady was rather slqw jp answering, and our hero was just getting out of all patience; bul he restrained himself with wonderful self-command, and ogreoable con versation ensued. He was rstonished tg find whon he went away, that his visit had actually lasted fifteen minutes, during si] which fiiBO hfi> had not once got out of patience. '•He went the neg^davi, and found tho old lady, mother in tho panor, who pretty nearly annihilated him with an account of an attach of tho rheumatism. Ye powers! how he did fidget, and stretch out his legs, and twirl his hat, nnd drum on the arm chair! He was juaj on the point of giving up the ghost when 9 great revolution took place. Tha young lady came in and the ojd lady departed. Mr, Irby thought the former one of the most charming of her sex, only she talked a little too slow for him. She was indeed a mode) of meekness, patience, and discretion. The very antipodes of our hero. It is therefore no wonder that they should fall in love. The two extremes generally come together sooner or later. "It whs not long before he offered himself and was accepted, but the lady, as all delicate females should do, hesitated and blushed a lit tle before she uttered the monosyllable which decidos the fate of woman, and Mr. Irby was so out of patience that he was just about soiling : —i— his hat and bidding her adieu forever. * THE VICTIM OF TRIFLES. , was so impatient for the wedding that According tu all the rules by which we esti- , hardly wait for the Wedding clothes, mate worldly .happiness, Mr. Irby ought to ?.j we .d 0 "*' much wonder at, as his have been u happy man. He had health, W!ISB charming creature. He was ira- THE PERSIAN BRIDE The snn over gay Shiraz is bright, And happy the birds in its arbors singing, And beautiful are its flowers of light, And pare its founts from marblo springing: DM peter, brighter happier far . Thau fountain or flower or bird at play, Is the rose of the vale. Nouronnihar, 'he smilingmprn prher bridal day! And, Zemin, hast thou escaped at last From the fields where war hath blown his blast, From the Genii's spells and Peris’ power, To clasp thy bride in this blissful hour! Then give to the winds thy warrior dreams— r or I,rise and wild is their vapoiy sway— For streams of crimson their meteor-gleams,' Leading the heart and hgnd astray: Away with thy sword and waving plume! Not for war is that band appearing, not for the field those cheeks of bloom— Nor for the fight that joyous cheering! Thy spear may slumber today from war, And thy noble steed to the trumpet prancing- In her crimson veil comes Nouronnihar, •» With her fniry tronp of maidens dancing! She conr es—and her chosen virgins lead • By the gilded reign her Bnow-white steed, And one of that light anti joyous baud A mirror bears in'her SDOwy hand,— Behind are coming a festive throng, And around her arises the Bridal song. MISCELLANEOUS. JV*afire. The subscri ber expect.- to leave Macon in a few days fnr the Gold Mines, where he Will continue during the summer.— He respectfully reqne«ts his creditors to extend their indulgence n short time further, when he Itupes to.be able to meet all demands against him .Macon. 27th April. 1831. JOHN LOVING. 18 3t 20 hhds prime New iTrleans Sugar 15 bis loaf Sugar 5 hhds Molasses 50 bis Baltimore Whiskey 20 do Portland- Rum 20 do Apple Brandy. For sale by ■Feb 12 7 DAY & BUTTS. J . E. H. PATERSON & CO. DltAPERa AND TAILORS. f N the West end of McDonald's building, are now receivings new and Fashionable asso’rtme nt of GOODS, warranted to be as cheap according to the quality as any other establishment can'produce, con sisting of Black. Blue. Brown and the moil Uliiona- ble coloured Cloths, some of which are-,I a -1 - > su- periorqunlity, - assimtres, also, an elegant ussortmen- of Silk, Valentin anil Marsailrs Vestings, Stocks, Cra vats, cm at Stilnei-s Haudkerchi fs. Hosiery, Glove- Garments of every description made io measure is the first style of fashion and elegance,' and completcn according to order at the shortest notice. .. READY MADE CLOTHING. Fine'Blue and Blaok Dress Coats nnd Frocks, fan cy Satinet! Coatteei.-BInck Velvet Vests, White and Spotted Mersalles do Buff do. Velentia, Plain Silk common do. ’Pnilinett do. Cloth do. Blue, Black, Brown Dreh.Mixt and Sattinet! Pantaloons, fine goats hair cambist and plaid Cloaks, ladies Cloaks Sus ponder*. Drawers, also, 1 cast of fine black Hats E. II P. Jr co. most re.-poctfiilly rolirit a contln unnee of the public favor, which they will endeavor to merit by the best attention. Macon, oel. 29. ’’ 44 wealth, an amiable wife, and obedient children. 1 F*!'. 6 ", 1 *?° cau . se ,be clergyman was five minutes ’— - • ■ -. - - behind his time; he was still more impatient because the bride and her maids were not quite ready nt the moment; and he was so out of el) patience with the length of the ceremony thfit he answered sundry questions before thny wero asked -Never man was so miserable nt the con summation of his happiness. It fell to his lot at supper to cut up a tough goose, and he wap three or four times on the point of throwing it a| the head of the old gentleman, his honored His integrity gained him tho respect of the good, and his wealth secured the deference of such os only bow to worldly prosperity. But the must delusive estimates of happiness are those we erect on the bassjs of outward appear ances. Front these we decide that a man ought to bp happy, and set him down as such without further inquiry. -Happiness ia in the disposition, not in the outward-circumstances, uni tiius mainly depends on ourselves. Tue subject of our story inherited from both j ^'bci-in-law, for giving him such q diabolical parents un impatience ot trifles. His father had not the patience to do any thing that cdst I P arc ftts saw nil this; but as he wns rich, him a moment’s difficulty. If he turned a key '' ie . v -nattered themselves they had -secured tho the wrong way, ten to one but lie broko it be- j h a PPjne*s of their daughter; (he bride saw noth- Ibre he could faring himself to turn it tho other. ,nB °iit, as in duty bound. She was in love, Jn fact, hp could not do any-tiling that requir- ; ,J 1 ® 81- 5, ,f VV ed the least nmnjgemont-or delay, and-fell into { When •Mr. Irbv set-up an establishment hie a passion ten limes a day about nothing. Hisl ,r01 . p increased 'en fold, and-he got out of mother left off sewing before she giew up, be- I P nl,p ^ ce '®h times ofiener than ever. One ciuisRshecould.uotendurothe.tropblepfthread- I fPGiing, ahou 1 a month or tlu-reahonts after in,, a nopflln' ... - tB k, n0 JA/k LBS. live Geese Feathers 10 boxes northern Tallow Caodlos 1 cask superior Lamp Oil •7 ..cftsks.-Goshen, Cheese Received and for sale by Jan 15 3 Hungerfords Sp 'Stoddard. «, BSKOXWSLX. A CO, Myved a splendid vertical Piano Fortt FKESH FRUITS. I llfl ONH AlmnmU. Knirttas. Fig*. Juit 4 recei?**) and fur naif by 13 ELLIS. SHOTWELLfr CO. T AMP OIL. of od qu iliMrfju*! by Jj Ja 0 . 8, ELUS, SHOT WELL & Co JACKSON ACAD*.MY, Jackson, Butts County, Ga. THIS Institution nili be opent’or the reception ol stu dents on Monda} 11th inst.— The Trustees ere huppy to in >rm the public that they, have >onned us -Rector Mr H *raham. A. M. a graduate ol ilnsgow Univen>ily io Scot* bd®land, who bring* the highest ^^testimonials ot’ character and capahi’iH Under the instruction of thligcutleman, Students' will be prepared , to enter any College which parents pi* Guardians may select. The Trustees flatterthem* ‘Ives that the well known healthfulness of this village, the, moral and religious character of its citizens, and the eminent qualifica tions of the he&d pf the institution will ensure it a very generous pntronage. TERMS OP TUITION. 1 Clou. I-atin, J Greek. > $36perannum. Element* of Euclid, ) 2 Class. English Grammar, $25 per annum $11 per annum. History. Geography, Elocution, 3 Class. Arithmetic, .Vriling, Reading. ; Orthography, , N. B No Stud.nt will b« udmittnd for a Irw term than oni* qu.ii.|-;ln tie charged from the bcginlng oj lhc quarter In which be enter. JAM • V H ST A RK. Secretary. Jackson. Bulls county. April 6, 1831. 15-61 ing a needle. in tin: nursery, young master Irby broke all his pl.iythings.because it,was too much trouble to use them; at -school the-trouble of learning the multiplication table made him so impatient that he tore jt all to pieces; aud,.When a young man, never hit hisfootngainst-astickora stone wi Iioui giving it a kick and a malediction to boot. He could not-bear-a crowd because lie was impatient of restraint, nor solitude because he was impatient of his own -company. -He was often known to delay treading -a .favorite book merely for want of patience to-cut the leaves; and thus he missed a great portion • of the pleasures ofenjoyment solely on the. score of his detestation of-the trouble of obtaining them. AVe recollect that one -morning-be was going on an excursion from which he promised himsejf great satisfaction, when a pair of new bouts was brought'home, which he wisiied to wear on the occasion. -He-was fretting with impatience'to join his party . '.Unfortunately thny did not go'on ns easily as a glove, and af ter two of three pulls,-our hero gottinio such u pa-xion ihat'he swore a great oath, aud threw une of tho boots with such-violence from him that it upset, the inkstand and spoiled his car pet. -This caused him to fall into a still great er passioft;ihe.fired away the .other and broke his looking-glass. Fot these t wo atrocious offences, (he finally threw them'both nut of the window with such violence that he broke the head of an honest poison who .happened to he passing; at the same lime denouncing the physical couforma- lien of man, who being predestined to wear boots, was accomodated with a heel, as if on purpose to .prevent his putting them on. He was so affronted at all these sore afflictions, that he deteimined not to go on the excursion. The next day he: had to pay a round sum lor breaking the poor man’s pate, which made him ten tiroes more impatient than ever. Our hero found the life of a bachelor, so full ••I'little troubles, caret aud vexations, that he lexolveri in a fit of impatience to marry. Ac- coidinclv lie reflected at least five minutes, when he got out of patience with thinking, and determined to have no mure trouble of that sort. He decided at once, sallied forth, and knocked at tbe door oi the fair Julia, whom he intended to address instantor. The servant was so long coming, that he was out of all pa tience, and turned away in disgust, determined to have nothing to say to the lair Julia, who kept him waiting a whole minute at the door. He bent his course to the dwelling of anoth er fait lady, and unluckily found the servant on the step* shaking a rug which raised a cloud of dust, which so seriously incommoded him, that he went away in great wrath without say ing a word. Fiom thence he proceeded to visit tho pretty sprightly biunette Lleaoor, and fortunately was neither delayed at tho door nor driven away by the dust. He was ushered into the parlour, and told the lady would be down presently.— He waited a quarter of a minute, and ibeu be- gau to drum violently on tbe table. He wait ed another quarter, and fidgeted round the room three or four limes. Still tbe provoking damsel did not come, "She’s enough tp tire tho patiepce of a saint,’’ quoth our kero, and -talked out of tbe ropm in a furious fit of impa tience. Tbe street door bad aspring lock, which delayed bim an instant and threw .him into so pcstecy of fretfulBe**; he slammed the door -no hud that be alarmed all the old rats in tbe home. Fortunately he at length (bead admiRnace into ■ dwelling, tbe door'of which was open, Brough io Jail, A T Invinton. .IVUkinson cotinfv, I5»h instfot, a fss'gro follow, 22 year* o\a. »*y» hi* nacne i* Sattirt. ®nd tlral be K*lf»n*s Io Baldwin Flilkw of Washington eoQnty. 'll)* owner it Hereby reqoeet* ed to pey chargeeRndtnke him «wnv- _ . 18 MATHEW WiCEEB, Jailor, op&ibo jouof Isdjr already ia tfca parlour.— putting him oft corroctmg fcs possession of his bride and his house, ho rang the bell -for a servant, and before tho sound coilld reach the lower region*, repeated it with an expression of impatience at the lazi» nets of the follow. "He has nor had tiipe-to come, 1 ' Mid his wife, in her mild, dilatory way. •Not time! I could,have gone to the garret and back again!’ ‘•Indeed you are mistaken, my dear—bare o little-patience—here bo comes.’ Mr. Irby gave him a violent rebuke for be ing sn long nnswering the bell '•You sent me on an errand, sir,’ replied he. ‘So you did, ray dear—now I recollect.’ said Mrs. Irhv. Mr. Irby said nothing, but ho was out of all patience, first with hjmself for not recollecting having sent the man away ; secondly with the man for depriving-him of so excellent an ap- poloev for being out of patience; and thirdly with Mrs. Irby for not being out of patience in the least. ‘Upon my soul, madam, you are enough tg provoke u stone.’ ‘How so, my dear?’ said she, smiling. •You have the patience of Job.’ Mrs. Irby had it just on tho tip of her tongue to say she wished she could return tho compliment; but we record it 83 a modern miracle that she resisted the temptation, and only said, making a low courtesy at the samg time, •I thank you for the compliment, my dear/ - ‘Hem!’ quoth Mr. Irby, and felt quite pro voked at his wife for having so much more pa tience then himself. On another occasion Mr. Irby fell into «i great passion because his wife could not im- media'el v find the key of a drawer when bo wanted it. ‘Zounds, madam,’ cried he 'yoo^MHBr can find anv thing when I want it. half your life has been spent in looking for keys.' Mrs. Lhv said nothing, but continued tho search, while her husband was fretting away his soul nnd uttering irritating reflections. Ro' - wns just going to break the lock when the lady II at once exclaimed, •O now I recollect—you havo it, my dear—. I oavp it to vou yesterday.’ He denied it at first, and could not be por- swnrieri to put his hand into his pocket to seo if it was there. He was sore—positive, it wa- not. Mrs. Irby approached him with an irre sistible smile, put her hand into his waistenn! nocket and drew out the identical key. She did notlaugb, she did not give a look Of triumph, hut went nnd sat down to her employment. ‘Mvdenr,’ nt length she said, ‘why don’t you open the drawer, now you have tho key V ‘O, it’s no consequence—it will do just es well another time/ Mrs. It by wns tempted by the evil ono to tell her husband it wns-barrily worth while to get so out of patience about a matter of no consequence—but she was a .model of discre tion end said not another word. This was exceedingly provoking. Half the time Mr. Irby had nobody ,to dispute with tt- bout nothing, and it is be* adulI butiDMS to be angry nlooe. He mad* divers attempts to put hie wife cut of patience, but all in vain. j neither joined in hiiangar against others, no/ gave him occasion io be angry with herself, ~ ‘Zoupdsll said ho (o bint self, ‘I beligro the devil is ip the .woman/ and ho got out «f ajj patience, bocsuie-ha costid *« ptrt out of patience. Tho tmth is, *bo 4aado fcfjjt ashamed of himself, and his AmtjMOfstl deposi tion took offence at self-reproach, tpffjmd of