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MACHM TOMCHMPit \Z. Myron Bartlett. 31A CON, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, JULY 9, 1831. Vol. V—No. 28. <£]f Mn Ttltgrop* published every Sa- SHERIFF SALES. csorniog- , street, west side. Lj».Tfl» fcE jf no t paid before the I"''T "Subscribers living at a distance fib' . cases to pay in advance. c.. an order of the Inferior court of P^mntv when sitting for Ordinary purpo- pWfflbe first Tuesday in August next, llbe h°iuse in Telfair couuty, betweeu the usu- BZBB BALES. On the first Tuesday in August next, W ILL be sold before the cojirt-souse in the town of Macon, Bibb county, between the lawful hours of sale, the following propeitv to wit: One bureau, 1 sideboard, 2 dining tables, 1 tea table, 2 card tables, 2 dozen chairs, 1 set of crock ery, 1 lot ot glass ware, 1 fender, 3 pair and-irons, 1 bellows, 4 shovels, 4 tongs, 50 ,olumes books, 4 sal vers, 1 carpet, 1 pair plated candlesticks, 2 pair brass candlesticks, 1 map, 2 cloths presses, 2 washstands, 1 lurge looking glass, 1 dressing glass, 2 cows and 1 calf, 2 laid bedsteads,-1 1-2 dozen knives and forks, Ufsale,' _ 317 in the four- 1 dozen spoons, 10 water pails and tubs, Uovens and l°f k®? foJmerV Wilkinson now Telfair 1 ot tormerey Eoeritl district °i'benefit of the heirs of Jehu Event! '. wld J°. r ™. made known on the day of sale. ti jjkgj vVILLCOX, admr. dc boms non. ——toTon Friday, the 5tb day of August :U,be? » the Fourteenth District of Houston | “ e !h-Perishable Property belonging to the ’flfcnrt/S- Blanchard,deceased—sate to take AbLRN lb CHASTAIN, aim'or. N. M'MULLEN, Btc'or. i--- ,ov77o7tlielastwill & testament of Field- ^°lSuUen"wid be sold on the first Tuesday I 11 . „ th. town of Forsyth Monroe coun- [Kfii n'ofsaid deceasetflfor the benefit of Kcreditors of said deceased,. |ltb 1631- ~ notice. P,n.)ns having any demands upon the Estate r/Sn Lawson, late ot .Vilkmson county, L ,itucr ai heirs or creditors, are hereby noti- rimitlieia, within the time and manuer pre- IS to the administrator of said estute. DAVENPORT LAWSON, adm’or. lORGU-Met County. IPEKtAa Clement Y. Allen applies to me for Puii.rs of administration on the estate of late of Oglethorpe couuty. deceased, therefore, to cite and admonish all and Utki kindred and creditors of said deceased, to be Lst my office, within the time prescribed by Lucme, if any they have, why said letters te my'hand, at office, thisSOth June 1831. a ““ ' H. U- JOHNSON, c. c. o. EoRGlA-I'uycffe County. IllillttS. Dat U Kite and Sarah Kite apply I u me for I tiers of administration on the L H skv Kite, late of said county, doc L art (Wore, to cite and admonish alt and sin- kindred and creditors of said deceased, to be mant my office, within the time prescribed by Kto coast if any they have why said letters luaader my hand, this 19th May, 1831. I 3 WILLIAM M'BRIDE, c. c. o. Il'R.MONTHS afterdate, application will 1 be made to the honorable the Inferior Court L’ county, while sitting for ordinary pur- 1 for leave to sell the real and personal estate Mis.H'L'artt, late of said county, deceased, t benefit ul the heirs anti creditors. CHARLES M'CAKTY. admor. fit 10,1001. lb Dull MONTHS after date, application will fu made to lire honorable Interior Court ol Hous- _,unty, while sitting tor ordinary put poses, toi |o sell the real Estate of Henry K. Blanch arc fsiidcoumy, deceased. I ALLLN-B. CHASTAIN, adm’or. [27,1831 23 Jill months alter date, application "ill he Lade to the honorable Interior Court ot Mon* Kunty. winle sittiog tor ordinary purposes tor Mo sell all the land and negioes belonging to the lot Otdtl llall, deceased—sold for the benefit 1. her f SUSANNAH i! X HALL, i A j, r .' 0 r;. mark ( JOHN P. DURHAM, J kh 18, ls'Jl. 13 pots, 8 stone jars, 2 pine la lies, 2 pair smoothing irons, 400 ibs pork: levied on os the property of Keeland Tyner to satisfy u fieri facias issued from the superior court of Bibb couuty in favor of Low, Taylor is Co. vs,sn!d Tyner. Ono sideboard, 1 sofa, 1 dining table and ends, 2 pair and-irons, 2 pair shovels and tongs, 12 chairs, 1 small buieau, 1 bed and furniture, 1 bed. stead, 1 pair knife cases, 1 card stand, 1 bedstead and matrass, 1 toilet glass, 1 toilet table, 1 pine do. I set knives and forks. 1 dozen plates, 2 dishes. 6 tumblers, 6 wine glasses, 2 water pitchers, 2 wash basins 1 trunk. I pair water-irons, 1 pair waffle irons, 1 lot books, 2 ovens, 2 pots, 1 tea ketlle, 2 wash labs, 1 spi der, 1 bread tray, t kitchen table, 2 tea-trays, 2 wait ers, 3 decanters, 4 bow Is, 2 bed-cbambers, 1 two-horse 1 wagon, and 1 pine table: levied on us the property of Littleton Atkison, to satisfy a distress warrant for rent in favor of Parish Carter vs -Littleton Atkison and John T. Rowland. And the following property ol John T. Row land, to satisfy the same: 2 tables, 1 sideboard, 19 chairs, 2 carpets, I rug, 8 plated candlesticks, 2 ala baster do. 1 lot glass ware, 1 portrait ol Dr. Kolloek, 1 bureau, I toilet glass, 1 hobby-horse, 1 wash stand, 1 lot of knives and forks, 1 bed and furniture, 2 tables and ends, 2covers, Hot of tow mid hemp bagging- Guo House and Lot in the own of Al con, (being part of Lot No. 4, in square No. 17,) now oc cupied by L. Eekley us a confectionary. levied on as the property ot t'arish Carter, to satisfy sundry Fi Fus from a justices court of Bibb county, in favor of the magistrates of said court for costs. Levied on and returned to me by a constable. One loi lit ini-icliaintiZe, consisting of dry goods, shoes, hats, hai dware, Sfc:. levied on as the property of Thomas Gardner or his interest in said goods, tosatistv aFiFa in favor of the state issued Irons the Comptroller General’s office vs said Gardner, and William Scott and Robert Birdsong securities. Oin' Lis' and Improvements whereon Rob ert Birdsong now lives, in the town of Macon, num ber not known, levied on as his property, to satisfy c Fi Fa issued from the Comptroller Geueral’s office in favor of the state vs Thomas Gardner, and William Scott and Robert Birdsong securities. One lame bay Home and one Negro Wom an, Sally, about 40 years old, and the standing crop of com adjoining the Fort hill, on the south side, all le vied on as the property of Georgs Micklejohn, to satis fy Fi Fas issued from Bibb superior court in tavor ot G Champlain If co nnd others vs said Alicklejohn. , One Negro Boy, about ten years old, hv the name of Ambrose, as the property ot Alfred S. Ben nett, to satisfy a Fi Fa issued from Bibb superiorcourt inf vorof Nicholas WagonervsJohn I*Ballard,and William A Green and A S Bennett securities. One Negro Gill about 16 or 17 years old, as the property of Charles S. Lewis, to satisfy a Fi Fa from Bibb superior court in favor of Low, Taylor & co. vs said Lewis. One Horse, as the proporty of J icob John son, to satisfy i Fi Fa issued from Bibb superiorcourt, in favor ol the Justices ot thy Inferior court ot said county, vs said Johnson, Irwin Bullock, Samuel Gil lespie and Joshua Johnson. july 1 WILLIAM B. CONE, sheriff. On the first Tuesday in August next, will be sold as above Throe Negioes, Simon a boy about ten years old. Atissouri a girl about 8 years old, and Loretta a girl about six years old—sold as the property of If. p Harris to satisfy a mortgage fieri facias trom the inferior court of Bibb county in favor of Kimber ly &. Chisholm vs. said-Hariis. j Ulie l W. B. CONE, sheriff. On thr first Tuesday in August next wilt be sold as above Three Negroes, Tom a man about 35, Lucy a girt abput 12, and Simeon a boy about 8 years of age all SHERIFF SALES. CRAWFORD SALES. On the first Tuesday in August next, IWlLL be sold before the court bouse at Knoxville, w Crawford county, between tbe usual hours ol sale, tbe following property, viz: Lot of Land, No. 132, in the second distrii of Crawford county: levied on as the property < i Sampson Smith to satisfy a fieri facias issued fror, Crawford superiorcourt in favor of John O. Grant vs said Smith. Lot of Land, No. 236, in the second district of said county: levied on as the property of George and Richard Tuff, to satisfy a small fieri'fa'cias issued from a justice's court of said county in favor of. Wit- liam H. Brooks bearer vs. said Taff. One Negro Man named William, about 2S years old: levied on as the property of David Wen- Mam to satisfy sundry fieri facias in favor of Lawshe &. Bacon and others—levy made and returned to me by B. W Alatbews constable. July 1. WAT. B. FILES, sheriff. nxoxraos sals. On the first Tuesday in August next, W ILL be sold between the usual hours of sale before the Court House at Forsyth, Mon* roe county, the following property to wit: Ninety acres of Land more or less, bolflg part of Lot No. 70 in the eleventh district of MoftMfe. county—levied on as the property of Wiley’J. HSrris to satisfy a small fieri facias issued from a justice’s court in favor of William Bescaw vs. said Harris—le vy made by a constable. A-COCHRAN, june 29 27 deputy sheriff, POSTPONED SALES. Also, will be sold as abovs, Two Negioes, Dick a man 45 years of age, and Atarish a girl 12 of age—both levied on as the property ot William Merit, to satisfy sundry small fi eri facias in favor of Lewis L. Griffin vs. said Merit- levy made by a constable. 101 1-4 acres of Land, being half of lot No. 151 in the sixth diitrict of Aluuroe county—levied on as the property of James Hammett and David M'Coy, to satisfy a fieri facias in favor of Jeremiah Pitman vs said Hammett and M‘Co; june 29 27 id M'Coy A. COCHRAN, deputy sheriff. POETRY. r ! levied on as the property ot V\ m. J. Danelly.to satis- R months after date application will be made j ( - a mor tg a gc Fi. F«. infavorof L. Atkinson 1. the Interior Court oi Crawford county, when Campbell, vs. W. J. Danelly, issued from Bibb su- ......—.... ,a«> nointed out in said mortgage. fwwdinary purposes, for leave to sell lot ot land rose hundred and nineteen in tbe seconddistrict inally Houston, uow Crawlord county, lor the of the orphans of Core Howell, deceased. J1I3, 1831. HIRAM WARNUt,Guardian. ■UR MONTHS after date, application will be I aide to the honorable the Inferior Court of k county, while sitting for ordinary purposes, Ire to sell the real Estate oi Samuel Manes, dec. |1 May, 1831. BEN J AAHN MAN ES, .adm’or. lURnoatbsalter date application willl be made I to the honorable the Inferior court of Jasper k alits sitting for Ordinary purposes for leave I the Real Estate of John Sturdivant, late of said 1 deceased, for the benefit ot the heirs and cred- JOEL 8TURD1VANT, Admor. 22 IbR MONTHS alter date, application will lie 1 made to the honorable the inferior Court ol P county, whilo sitliug for ordinary purposes, petoieii Lot of Land, known on the survey- ~P' by the number fifty-nine in tbe fourteenth itotihe fiub section—lor the benefit of the or- lotTaoMas Houston, deceased. June 2,1831- JOHNSON HOUSTON, adm’or. Pl'R MONTHS after date, application will be ! Bade to tbe bouorable tbd inferior court of p county, while sitting for ordinary purposes, |*'c to sell | u t ot | an( j jj 0 gj j„ the eighth dis- 1 Ue county, a,.d lot No. 76 in the sixth dis- -i Lee county-ior the benefit of the orphans of 3 UcotiT, deceased. Alay 11.1831. ULN ELOPE LEGGETT, Guardian. “ lter date application will be made I'O the honorable the Inferior court of Talbot **’‘"6 for Urdiaary purposes, for leave Woman and child, belonging to tbe °Vf , Gaua way, Into of Muscogee county, ;• lor la' beuefit of the heir and creditors. JAMES GASSAW AY, Guardian. |°B ®Mths alter date, application will be lr“ 10 the honorable the inferior court ol “““'7, when sitting for ordinary purposes, two Negroes belonging to tho estate wis 'I" e . n ' l «8 of Jones county,deceased. 1 b 1831- 15 GEORGE BENNETT, Guardian of the heirs, months after date, application will be l®Jp u> H, e honorable the interior court Incite county, when sitting lor ordinary *”r leave to sell one fourth pun ol °‘i l ID lho 12111 district ol'Munrou couu- Mfie benefit of Surah Ann W. Griggs, or- 3u Wilie Griggs, deceased. . CRY AN GltlGGS, guardian. Si*®! 1831. 14 •PS. COTTOlY bagging* On Consignment. ' I »iih ln<deral g QC d has made an arrangement lls. *? **'® ns t’ ,e manufacturing interest for t K(! supply of COTTON BAG hasi now on the way to this place the ,“r?. ed 3 0an, >iy, which will bo sold low NT-'.W'-Vr'IS&wuea. I B COKE. E npril 30 13 HENRY SALES. On the first Tuesday in August next, IV'ILL be sold at tne court house, in Macdon. ' * oiigh, Henry county, between the usual hours of sale, L<‘ No. 184 in tho eighth district of Henry county—levied on as the property of Thomas Keys, to satisfy two small fieri facias from a justice’s court of Elbert county, one in favor ot James Clark and one from the superior court of said county in favor of William White vs said Keys, june 27 27 JAA1ES LOVE, sheriff. Also, will be sold as above, One- yoke of Oxen—levied on ns the pro perty of Levi Swinney, to satisfy a fieri facias in favor ot Willis n H. White—property pointed out by said /bite. TUOAIAS J. JOHNSON, june 25 20 Deputy Sheriff. CAMEBELL SALE. On the first Tuesday in August next, ILL be sold, at the courthouse door, in Cemp- bellton, Campbell county, within tbe legal hours of sale, tbe following property: Lot of Land No. 89 (< xcept fifty acres on the west side of said lot) in the ninth district of ori ginally Coweta now Campbell county—levied on as the property Usstal Bagget, to satisfy sundry execu tions issued from a justice's court in tavor of Drury Silvey vs Samuel Keller and said Baggett—levied on and returned to me by a constable. june 25 26 N. NICHOLSON, Sheriff. Onthefirst Tuesday inAugustncxt, will besoldasabove- Two Negro Girls, seven or eight years.of age—levied on as the property of William Barrett, to satisfy two mortgage fieri facias, one Issued trom Coweta inferior court in favor of Jacob L Abiams vs said Barrett, and the other issued from Campbell in ferior court in favor of John M'Knight vs said Barret 1 -property poimSheriff. may 28 22 From the Spirit of the Age. THE AGEJ-WIIAT AGE? This is, says one, the Age of Light; Behold the morning dawning! While some regret to lose the night; And show it by their yawning. It is, says one, the Age of Peace, War’s bloody days are over: You’re rather fast:—till tyrants cease, Old Mars shall live—in clover. It is, says one, the age of Sects; Alen gather into parties, While each his favorite band protects, And cries, ‘come on, my hearties.' It’s called the Age of Paper-Cash, Which leads to much contention: Somo hold it money—some but trash, A mischievous invention. Some say it is the Age of Facts— And not of Speculation: Some say it is the Age of Tracts, And quote their circulation. Some call it a Religious Age, And somo the ‘Age of Reason;' While Kings and Courtiers in a rage Call it the Age of Treason. Reformers cry—“it is the Day And Age of Reformation;” But wise ones shake their heads, and say, “Or rather Innovation.” The Gold Age is come, we're told, Never to be forgotten; In neighboring States they’re digging gold Instead of making cotton. Some say it is the Age of Crime, Of Error and Delusion; While others cry, “a stirring time! An Age of Revolution!” It has been called a reading Age; But that's with one in seven: If al) would in the work engage, 'Twoulcl be the Printer's Heaven. It lias been teimed the Age of Thought And Froe Investigation: Men question what their Fathers taught, And claim examination. Whatever be its leading aims. If it indeed has any. It seems to be Age of Names, Sinco it has got so many. It is an Age, we're told by some, Of Art and Combination; While I desire it may become The Age qt Education. S. A. MISCELLANEOUS. HOUSTON SALES. On the first Tuesday in August next, W ILL be sold before lho court house,between tho usual hours of sale, at Perry, Houston county, the following property to wit: Ono Lot of Land, Nu. 5, in tho eighth dis trict of Houston county: levied on as the property ot Eoekiel Wright, to satisfy a small fieri facia, issuing from a justice’s court in favor of Shadrach R. b etton vs said Wright, and other small fieri facias against said Wright and 6 Enoch Rigsby-property levied on and returned to me by Elihu U oodall, constablo. One Lot of Land, No. 18, in the lourioentli district of said county: levied on as the property ot L U Lee, to satisfv a smalt fieri tacias issuing from a justice’s court of Wilkinson '“““‘7Nertlt Hall vs L. B. Lee, John J. Lee and Samuel b.Nestet —levied on and returned to mo by JosiaU Cutts, con- ala Oiie Lot of Puli' Land, whereon Jool Walk er now lives, well improved, ansi adjoining land* of James Guerry and others, in the fifth district of said county, (number not recollected)—lev led on as-tbc property of Joel Walker, to satisly a fianfuc'asluu.ng from Twiggs inferior-court in favor of William Flsh vs Perry 1 June 30 CORONER’S SALKS. On the first Tuesday in Avgust next, _. W ILL be sold, at the court house door, in Ma con, betweeu the lawful hours of sale, One negro Man named Jai ob, about thirty years old, levied on as the property of John Bushin, and one House and Lot No. 5 in 43d square: levied on as tho property of George A. Rodgers, all levied on to satisfy a Fi Fa issued from tho superior court of Bibb county in favorot W. B. Cone vs. said Rushin and Rodgers. H. GARTER July 1 Coroner. Aha, will be sold as above, Ono Negro Girl, Lattice—levied on ns the property of William P Harm to satisfy a mortgage 'fieri taefas from Bibb inferior court .n Uvor oLVV i B. Cone vs said Hams. HENRY GAK1EK. june 1 23 Coroner. imberly and Joel Walker security. ISAIAH CHAIN, deputy sheriff. SUITS SALES On the first Tutsday n Augyst next, »>'»■ IS; Alien a boy 8 years of age, Rachael a woman 29 years old and her Jld Rochy 6 . and 1 first rate had, andhare TIN WARE Manufactory. Hearty opposite Chapmans corner. T HE subscriber has now on hand and will keep constantly, a supply of TIN WARE, which he will sell wholesale or retail at Savannah or Au- custa prices. W. .8. ELLIS. 03* Orders sent to Ellis: Sholwtll It to. will receive prompt attention. 25 J une ^ COOPER’S SHOP. rVIHE Subscriber notifies tha public, that ha in- I tends, from this date, to carry on the COOP ERING BUSINESS on hlsowtr account; and that he will always ba ready to work for those whtraro willing to pay him. % HIU1 M LANN. July 1. 1831. 3t 27 / ’ " ' * For Rent The subscriber’s HOUSE and four a- ere LOT. west of Macon. It is conveni ent, comfortable mid healthy, has a boun tifully supplied garden of vegetables.— The present occupant leaving it on Mon day lie is deilrouj to obtain “ July 2 27 THOMAS r« BUlNUe Ussseas ssued from the superior court nf Jasper cu “ 0 {y i ‘“ B l “ d SSsS^ june 27 27^, bt sold as above, Three Neuioes, Ned a man 25 years °* a R e i » rate four-wheel pleasure carnage (een j Head of horses,(2 cows and 1 sorrel mare) I voke ot oieiit * can* omUu to calvcT—all leviei* on as the MUrt satisly two fieri faciax iwued frpm be eno vor of Mark H- Wakeman vs Edward Hicks « ■^■aggittWttSiSS mt- PRACTICE OF 3IEDK INEi The subscribers have united in the Practice of Medicine. Their ahop is next do-ortotheRe^rtory^ffice.^^ JAMES T. PERSONS, Macon, May 3 19 NEW GOODS. E. GRAVES if SUN HAVE THIS DAY RECEIVED 60 bBgs Coffee 12 hbds Sugar "wo [lleceflSSng-IW lb, Twine assssacesMs**-"--** 10 barrels Malaga Wine . Holland Gin Jamaica Rum Molasses dlice Beans Tobacco 60 dozen palm-leaf Hats 30 boxes napped and wool Hats Shuts, Saddlery, $c. rnonq . With a general assortment of ENGLISH GOODS) which they offer at redueed prices. ALSO, rOR SALE, ON COMMISSION, 50 dozen London Porter july 2 27 [From the London New Monthly Magazine.] IRISH PRIEST’S SERMON. The following is a sketch of an Irish Priest’s Sermon, in which thcro is a mixture of the cunning and simplicity—tho pulitics-and supor- stition—that seem indigenous to tho race. It refers to lho lime when Bible Societies were making great exertiofisto cpnvert tho Catholics, und to spread amongst them the knoulcdgoof the sacred Scriptures. Tho scene was a coun try Chapel of tho poorest description—half of the roof wanting—nnd tho whole in a staio of dilapidation. Imagine his reverenco mounted upon a few boards raised on barrels, and sur rounded by a denso crowd of ragged listeners, stretching out in all dire ctions in tho open air round the holy rum, and you havo tho picture: complete. SACERDOS LOQUITUR, “When I begin to speak, boys, you must all listen to me, or whero’s tho use of my wast ing my breath upon you. And I haven’t much ol that to spend upon tho likes of yc, mind, Mr. Corrigan, if I don! trouble you oue of these nights for a littlo of your peppermint- water for tho asthma. And havo you got none of lho belly-bacon hanging up beside the bob? Then I’il wait till next year, when tho pigs are all at home with you again for I know thov’re on tho way Mr. Corrigan. You’ve a pretty snug spot in it and more’s the pity that you don’t know bow to save your baron.) But I was going to bring you all to a task for a mor tal sin. Do you knuw tho tual diffeienco be tween the moral ar.d venal sin? To bo sure you don’t; where would the likes of yo lnarn any- thing about it; Well then. I’ll tell ye— mortal sin is of two kinds—words and dcods— when yon dare to say a word against tho true church, and when you don’t pay up your dues —that’s mor al sin; as for venal sin, that’s mat ter to bo settled at confession, it depends en tirely upon myself, and it's cute ye ore if I don’t find you out. May be you think I don’t know what you’re all doing when there's no body looking at you; you might as well say that I don’t know what Abraham is saving to the poor creaiuro that’s lying, liko a bug in a rug, in his buzom this thousand years (Stand out of tho door-wuy Judy Kelly, I can't see the pratees growing out side <bt the head of ye, I suppose yuu think you'er a mighty fine spy glass.) In regatd to the'mortal sin;. I’m tould you all went to hear the horotics preaching up at the methodist chapel t’other morning. Now, whether you did or not,, sorrow an absolution will you got from mo until you do pennance, every one ol ye that’s got a ted cow, or a barn door. Sure if you didn't go it’s no reason but you might go—and that’s all the same. Tim Byne, I hear that you bought a yellow waist coat and a pair of bran new brogues last Tues day, at Bally-broughcen pathern; where did you get tho money, Tim? Suro it was never known that you had ever a hide on you dirty feet before, excopt your skin, and why wouldn t that conttfft you still? Were you afraid of spat tering your illegant knee-breeches? If you come by such a sight ot ntonoy honestly, Tim, you ought to come to me an ax what you ought to do wid it. But it’s true for me that you had a hand in the conversations. If your soul isn i as white as a jug of creanii minu what 1 tell you, there’ll bo a ruction afore long, nnd jubi lee's coming on. You’ll be trying to palava mo out of my indulgence by-and-by when the money’s all spent, and you’ll be so poor that if ould Nick was to dance a jig in your pock et there would’nt bo so much as a half-penny for him to break his shin hone over: but you’re playing blind-man’s buff with jour salvation, and you'll knock your noso against a stono wall. It was’nt fur nothing that I look that pint of liquor with you t’other night at Dan Cum- uiing's;—when the drop of drink’s upon you you’re ag linder' at & rotten tumipj I’ve only to squeeze you between my finger and thumb and out comas the juice.) I was talking of .tho methodist chapel when this spalpeen interrupt ed me. (Jenny R ploy, just put your hand to that board and shovo it over the tub.) Tho methodist are made of iron and broadcloth, boys, they’re not like us good flesh and blood; and that’s tho reason they want to bring you over to them.—Did you ever see a methodist like Peggy Marlin? To be sure you didn’t Z needn’t ax you. Hold up your head Peggy, and don’t keep spoiling your praskeen. I’m tould tho childer are in the typhus; it’s cino comfort that I’ll prevent the procther and tho preacher from coming near you.—Bethescjrin! • not one of them comes as wo do, rain or shine, well or ill. I hope you’ll all havo the true ty phus—it’s grace I ntean—to keep tho heretics uway from you. They don’t care a trancen for ye, if you’ll only let them road the biblo to Vc. And suro the biblo’s good reading, may bo but it’s not fit lor the like’s of ye. If you want bi- bles, come to me, I’m bible enough for ye.— B t’s late you’re after comming to my discourse asther Mike Garret. Never a heed you you heed me until you can't help yourself.— May be now you’re after thinking half a loaf is belter than no bread at all; but if you were to say that to the angel at the door of heaven ho’d pop in your hi ad and jam your legs out; then how would you look, Mike? Did you ever cnnio to tho jugon till you finished your noggin of punch? To be suro you did’flt, but that’s no roason why you’d be letting other people drink your liquor for you. ' Is that the sbn that’s splitting the ould sod roof of the place? What else could it be? And is’nt that a lesson to ye, to show that tho Roman church is the truo church? Don’t you seo how it’s burning tho heads of ye? Did you ever know tire cqnut of it in tho heretic’s house? How could you be cause they aaro’nt look tho sun in tho face, and put ugly slates on the top to prevint him from looking in to seo what they’re doing. My dramo’s out; I knew wo’d havo a sign to show them boforo they sneaked off with their taijs between their legs, like a dog with a flea in Iris oar. Thoy say that there’s is tho only true church; but I’ll tell you a story that’ll settle that dispute. There was once upon a time a great man that wanted to build a big house it’e no matter about tho name upon him, for it does’nt concern us. Well what does he do? Ho go's a Protestant buildor,because, of courso, the Protostants have every thing_their own way, and must always have the best pickings that’* to bo had, by the means of their roguory.— Tha carpenter was a Presbyterian, b°mf> the next to the Protestant; and it’s no iio to say that ho was just as proud as the builder, be cause he was as big a blackguard. Bnt then, boys, who do you thiuk the huntblo hod-man was? What would ho bo bnt a cacent Catho lic, ono of tho right sort? fur you know that when thero’s work to be dono it’s tho poor Catholic that’s put down to it; and that’s why none of you havo a skrcod to your back worth mentioning. One day tho Protestant says to the Presbyterian, T want to go up tho ladder* to see what's doing abovo.’ ‘At your plea sure, sir,’says tho Presbyterian—‘Stay below, fellow,’ says the Protestant to tho bumble hod man, ‘until your bettors aro scryod.' VYilb that he mounted the ladder os gay and impu dent as if ho was Lord Castlorcagh himself.— But there was them watching him that would’nt see the Catholic hod man treated in that matl- Tho Presbyterian followed after; and tha (Never | asl upon ,|, e sl0 p wus bumblo hod-man.— Them that’s low upon this oarth is tho highest in heaven. Is’nt it harder to shoot a gull than magpie? Darby do’nt forget your pipes to night at the rhristoning, you dovil! aud I’ll givo you leuve to play *M»>1I Roo’ for tho ladies.— Jusi as the Protestant got to the top of the lad der, and tho ruffunc of u P re sbyterian was in tho middle, and the humblo bod-man was on tho bottom rung, there comes such a whistle of wind as never was heard before. The storm thin blew down Killala Custlo Was a fool to it. Hool there was the very misthiof among them; and then wo were to see which was the best off. May be it’s tho Protestant that did'nt tumble down from the top of the ladder, and gel such a murdering fall that it was the mercy of Provi dence that he did’nt fall down through and through the earth, until he stuck upon lho spit in ould Nick’s kitchen! But it wasftadchough as it was. He fraclurcd his skull. broKe every bone in his skin, and wIitD^hm worse than that he was kilt stone dead upon the spot. There was no more use-tit trying to waken him lhan if you were to . talk latin to a goose. .(Phil Flemming, whero’s tho turkey yon promised mo at Christmas? Sure you need’ntbe asham ed to send it to me, oven if you’re obliged to throw in a couplo of pouts along with it.) ‘ But the Presbyterian got tho cleanest fall of all.—< Where do you think ho fell? I suppose, no# you think ho fell on his head, or on his firm? No such thing: ho fell on tho ground. - :Aud wha'do you think he got there? Niver a sin gle thing to swear by, cxeept lie down like a drunkcu beast upon the earth. (1 he top of tho morning to ye Molly Doyle: I hbpoyour early rising will do you uO harm.) Well tho Presbyteriaij, boys, was nearly kilt; his mouth was split open like a poor man's lease, from ear to ear and, although he was one mortal fracturofroro head to foot he might have done well enough for nil thoro was or him; but ho. got into a terrible passion tho next day, becauso-. thoy wanted to cut off the wrong end of hi$log». and ho burst a blood vessel and died. That was the end of tho Presbyterisn. I told you that tho humble hod-man Was standing at the bottom; bad cess to the much lower he iould be; slipt as easy upon his hunkers as if ho was silting down to praities and buttermilk. He was no more hurt than I am. And why?— avar Dont you seo the reason forenint ye? He wax ono of tho true church, and. there was’nt a hair of his head put out of joint. But I hav’ut done with tho story yot. (Where are you going- P.itudgecn Del)? Is lltem.the manners I taught* ve, just to come in for a mouthful of lartiiog, and go off again without saying by yout lave- or what’ll you take! It’s tho- bad thieg ye re* doing Paudgeeu,). Whoa the Protestant was. kirt, as I tould ye, nothing would satisfy mm,, but thtvV he s.bauld go, just, as ho 90S, wiihou*