The Madison family visitor. (Madison, Ga.) 1847-1864, July 12, 1856, Image 1
VOLUME X.
(Original pactvg.
Written to¥ thy Visitor.
THE &AEAIK OF LOVE,
TO
In my manhood** early pride, ladv,
1 built me'a oeauteous stinne,
Aad fondly knelt to worship there,
Dee:niug the idokmine;
"The music of a wo na»/s eoico,
Sung of a changeless heart,
And I dreamed tbai I never, never could
From my worship’d idol part.
But love’s snrhmer is not long, lady,
The green leaf soon grows sere;
Ah! when I knelt at mv shrine again,
I found no idol there.
Oh! what is love ? a wild sweet dream,
A light from heaven parted
Thrilling the soul to wildest hopes
That leave us broken hearted.
As other years passed on, lady,
I thought to make my home
'Mid rosy smiles wf }*outh and light:
I knelt at beauty* throne.
All bright was the smile that met me,
And the eye that beauty lighted
Beamed softly—but ere morning passed,
The ray of beauty blighted.
A meteor gleam is beauty’s ray,
That brightly leads us on,
Then fading leaves the heart to weep
O’er joys forever gone.
Now in my manhood’s prime, *ndy,
I kneel at a loftier shrine—
Strong in the strength of wisdom’s might—v
1 he ultar of the mind.
’T is not so sweet a * 100 J a soft tone,
Nor bfiruty's thrilling power—;
But truer far, the mind** bright star,
That fades not in an hour.
Augu*ta 9 O'a. isiiANA.
LOVE IN A LOTT AO E.
Oh, cau you live on cottage-rolls;
And cresses from the br.iok ?
Will kisses, dear one, serve for sauce,
Or shall we miss the CooVf
Wilt never sigh, my gentle friend,
To fetch our humbie coals ?,
But when we’re yery short of cash.
Wilt live on cottage rolls?
Oh, can you sup on turnip tops,
Nor sigh for higher state,
When that within our cottage walls
May chance tube our fjite?
Wilt never dream, tjiojos tender one,
OJ b ills and d*.ijH.‘ra’ sin ps?
A ill llufci C free I 111 T sii.ile put Oli^*'
And slip on turnip tups?
THU lady’s UEPLY.
Yes, I will live oh cottage rolls,
With luve,«nd joy, and thee ;
My heart w ill seek no other bliss,
Than thy own bride to be;
For well we know that all we breathe,
For joy must pay some tolls,
So I with thee, my only love,
Will eat our cottage rolls.
Oh, yes, I’ll sup on turnip tops,
And cresses from the spring;
And from our cot to gaudy scenes
My heart will ne’er take wing.
Nor balls, nor routs, will tempt me thou,
Nor fancy drapers’ shops;
But a lion love and sighs we’ll live,
And smile on turuip-tops.
“NEVER COURT BUT ONE.”
have finished it, the letter,
That will tell him he is free;
From this hour and forever,
He is nothing more to me!
knd ray heart feels lighter, gayer,
: Since the deed at last is done—
It will teach him that when courting,
He should never court but one!
Sven b-xly in the village
Knmvs he’s been a wooing rae ;
And this morning he was riding
W.th that-saucy Anna Lee!
f hey say he smiled upon Ijer,
As he cantered by her side;
hnd I’ll warrant you lie’s promised •
To make her soon his bride'
Sutl’ve huisbed it, the letter,
From this moment he is free—
Be may have her if he wants her,
If he loves her more than me :
Be may go—it will not kill me—
I would say the same, so there,
f I knew it would, for flirting
It is more than I can bear.
[tis twilight, and the ere Ding
I That he said he’d visit me ;
»ut no doubt he’s now with Anna,
i He may stay there, too, for me!
jpnd as true as I’m a living,
I’ll act as if we never,
| Never, never met before!
It is time he should be coming,
[ And I wonder if he will ;
P he does, I’ll look so coldly—
I What’s that shadow on the hill ?
K declare, out in the twilight,
I There is someone coming near—
| an it be ? yes—’tis his figure,
I Just as true as I am here?
■ow I almost wish I’d written,
1 Not to him that he was free;
for perhaps ’twas but a story
i That he rode with Anna Lee.
■here! he’s comiDg through the gateway,
■ I will meet him at the door,
Brad I’ll tell him still I love him,
I If he’ll court Miss Lee no morel
£1 Snutljmi VUcriilij Citium; nntx miscellaneous Journal, for t!;e Ijonte Circle.
5t Capital Stonj.
MISER-LINES.
BY MRS. M. A. DENNISON.
Fart First.
“ Harry, I never before had lo ask so
many times for a necessary article, [ do
believe you are growing stingy. Come
i ’k in my face, let me see if there are
miser.lines on your cheeks. I)o you
know i had an uncle once who was a
miser? He was rich enough to htty all
Philadelphia, they say. It all went to
benevolent societies ; queer, wasn't it ?
But I remember the description a young
fit* cousin used to give of him, and she
Slid he haj two deep, long lines cn
either cheek, running from the root of
the nose to the chin. She told it in such
a ludicrous manner that it always made
me laugh; as it was a peculiarity, 1 call
them miser-lilies. Let me look at you;
no, your cheeks are smooth as mv own;
there never w II he a miser-line there, I
know. Ifut there are two faint, very
faint wiinklcs on this open blow. It
looks ominous,” continued the gay youinr
wife, laughingly shaking her head. ‘ J
wonder what it means; I think vou ap
ply yotirsvit too slcadih to business”
Voting Maitland hardly replied to this
gay speech of his beautiful wife, hut
turning listlessly from hi- paper, leaned
hi- head upon 'his hand.
“Charles," cried Annie, laughing a
lit'le, “ lira! old uncle,-vou kitow. Well
Kiel and Ch,ir'ny—you know con-ins
fret! ami Clint toy,- thev-ve got static
Iring lo remember him tit. Now
don’t go to sleep while 1 tell you ; iix
your bright eves on mine and don't even
wink. They knew, as every body else
dal, 1 suppose, that unde 'Sinh was im
mensely rich.”
“You know,” jmt in II irrv, smiling a
I'l lie.
“There, it is provoking that I can’t
hieak myself ot that foolish thing ; I can't
think when it became a habit: hi* you
know—e”
She paused, blushed, and "i li a slight
ly petulant manner, that was quite be
coming in In r, cried, I will conquer
myself, ’ and proceeded to tell her story,
which by the way, Harry looked for
quite patiently.
“ Well, one day, uncle 'Siali came from
Indiana to visit aunt Hetty, and theboys,
Fred and Charley, tried in every way to
please the old gentleman, partly on ac
count of his age, hut ‘most partly,’ as
little sis says, on account of their pock
ets. Uncle ’Siali seemed attracted by
their queit and self-denying habits, and
the attention the rattle-brains showed
him: so the day before he was to return
homo, he said to them,- ‘ boys, after din
ner come into the library* I want to
give yon something, as you have been
such good little fellows since I have been
here.’ You niav just imagine how red
their cheeks grew, and what visions of
splendor floated before their eyes. Fred,
says that lie looked confidently lor fifty
dollars, though lie modestly hinted to
Charley it might only be fen, and-on
tin;-strength of their expectations, the)
both got trusted at a neighboring toy
shop to the amount of a whole dollar.
“Not the only ones,” muttered Harry,
“ who got trusted on the strength of their
expectations.”
“ No, but don’t sigh so dolefully dear.
One o’clock came, though the boys de
clared confidently it never would. At
two dinner was on the table, at three
despatched, and immediately after, Fred
and Charley, with hair combed smoothly,
and dressed in their holiday suits, crept
into the study with their cheeks as red
as peonies.
“The old man was there. Two very
small parcels lay on the table at Ins side;
he beckoned them to he seated. ‘ Boys,’
said he, solerniv, * I am about to make
you a present of some money; and I
want you to use it discreetly. You are
young, and do not know the value of
such a commodity, hut do as I did, save
your money. What I give you now is
the same amount I commenced life with,
MADISON, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, JULY 12, 1856
and by prudence and energy I have be
come rich. I hope you may do the
saute. Be honest, boys, be virtuous and
prudent; never tun in debt for the snial
est article, (the boys felt uneasy at that)
he patient, be temperate,, and you can
| not fail to become rich. Now hoys, take
these, receive my blessings, go.’”
“ And how much was it, pray ?’’ asked
Harry, lifting up his head, and looking
quite animated.
“ by, it was a penny a piece,” re
turned Annie, laughing heartily. “And
I F *ed declares that the old man thought
, they were on their good behavior for the
ditties, so took this method to rebuke
I them, for he says he happened to Icok
hack before he got out of the room, and
uncle ’Siah was laughing away to him
self. 0, they were so angry. Charles
wanted to go and fling the money in his
ftice, hut Fred reminded him that any
want of respect towards the old man
would subject him to severe punishment,
so ho contented himself with tossing it
into a neighboring field, while Fred took
an old axe, and succeeded in chopping
his penny to pieces, and leaving them
in the way. And only think of the dol
lar ! Many and many a pleasure they
were forced to deny themselves, to liqu -
date that debt; but after all it proved a
fortunate thing, for you know Fred and
Charles have a great abhorrence to get
ting trusted or trusting either, I believe,”
a'd-d Annie, lightly. “But Harry,’
she exclaimed, noticing her husband was
IV paring :->g-.,that shawl! you won't
<U-;.,-poi; t me, love — only a hundred
ami liiu dollars, and I do really need it.
Lome, now, don’t sigh so, or I sl.al
think the miser-lines are loginning to
come.”
’‘l'll try.” The young man strove to
speak lightly, hut he could not, and ended
as usual with a heavy sigh.
FINDING THE JOURNAL.
“ I wonder what makes Harry so
gloomy 1 1 thought Annie,asahe resumed
her sewing; “1 ant sure everything is
delightful hero at home, and Jlirrv
seems to enjoy my society as ke-ulv
as ever. Heigh lio! some per
picking business matter, I suppose. I'm
glad I ain’t a man, indeed 1 am. llow
the poor fellow did sigh ! and the day
so beautiful too ; I can’t work she ad
' ded, throwing her embroidery into a
graceful fancy work basket, that tasseled
and corded about, sat at her side, and
! she arose, sauntered through the leauti-
I ful parlors and out into the pi ss g*.
| There in the broad light of the sun
lounged a rosy-cheeked maid fast asleep.
“What a lazy creature I” thought An
uie, “really she dosn’t have work enough
to do to keep heroutof mischief, though j
to bo sure she can’t do much mischief
! asleep, hut I w ish she had more work to j
do.” Passing the girl, Annie ran up
stairs to her dressing room, and for a*
while amused herself by re-arranging the
beantiful dresses in her wardrobe. Then
she paused half yawning before her mir
ror, languidly rolled her ringlets, wished
Harry could stay all day with her, she
j was sure she never could be weary of
bis > company, wondered when the up
holsterers would come to measure the
rooms for new carpets, and window s for
new curtains, hoped that Harry wouldn’t
forget that absolutely indispensable
shawl, and then began looking through
her drawers.
A Small, beautiful gilt annual—sucli
she thought it—attracted her fancy.
She had found it snugly stored in the
corner of the drawing room lounge, un
der one of the velvet pillows, the evening
before ; and believing it to be a book
lent her by a friend, she carried it to her
own room that it might not receive in
jury. Mechanically seating herself, she
opened the pages and found a blank.
Surprise roused her energy ; she placed
the book on her knee and turned care
fully to the first page to find the owner’s
name. In a wreath- of daintily tinted
flowers, she read, “ Harry F. Maitland’s
journal.”
“ Why it’s Harry’s,” she exclaimed
in surprise; “I did not know he kept a
journal,” and turning the pages hurried
ly, she paused at a passage where her
own name caught her attention, and blush
ing she read on.
“ 20th —My beautiful Annie grows
every day dearer to my heart, and my
only grief is that I cannot readily grat
ify her every wish. Foolish, nay, crim
inal man that I was, that for fear of
losing her, I dared allow her to indulgo
the dream that I was wealthy. She,
lovely, petted, reared in affluence, little
thinks of my daily, nay hourly struggle
for her sake, and I dare not tell her.—
For she seems a being so pure, so un'
selfish, that were she, as some women,
to display an unreasonable vanity, and
taunt mo because I could not adminis
ter to her wants, I should he of all men
the most miserable.
“ 23d—lam living beyond try income.
To-day I am two hundred dollars in
debt for extravagances and heaven
knows I need every cent for business.”
“ \esterday, brought Annie an opera
cloak, and although she looked so beau
tifully radiant, my heart ached as I gaz
ed upon her. Yet Annie has become
accustomed to such things. Can I deny
her? But for these fashionable follies,
we might live well and owe nothing;
hut I do not blame her for one moment.
It is my own fault. lam ju tly pun
ished for my presumption in wooing her.
Her father I I would sooner die than go
to him for aid.
“24—lain getting deeply involved
I fear. I have borrowed five hundred
of my cousin, and must return it in
thre months. A had beginning. And
Annie must have her shawl. If I told
her all perhaps she would bo contented
with those she has already ; hut I can
not gather courage. When 1 think of
it in her presence, I am a very coward.
I must borrow still more and trust to
fortune. llow guilty and how cowardly
I seem to myself! O, Annie, I wish I
was more worthy of you, sweet wife—
for your sake would l had a mine of
gold.”
L or u moment Annie closed the hook.
Joars tilled her eyes, and her good, gen
erous heart ached for her erring hus
band. “Ho shall see,” she murmured,
rising tis she spoke, “ that I am no vain,
selfish creature.”
Instantly throwing on her graceful
bonnet and shawl, that though not quite
fashionable, were still very elegant, she
set forward to the splendid store of Mr,
Gerry, the upholsterer.
“ I am very sorry,” exclaimed the po
lite clerk, before Annie had a chance to
speak, “ that I could not send any men
to-day, but a counter order”—
“It is no matter,” replied Annie, “I
called to say that you need not take the
trouble, and if the damask is not cut”—
“ It shall he directly ; you wish orange
and green, I believe.”
“ I have changed my mind,” replied
Annie, assuming a careless manner, “ I
do not wish the damask or the tapestry
carpeting yet, when I do I can give you
a call.”
Certainly, certainly, madam, just as
you please,” and the gentlemanly clerk
bowed her out.
Fart Second.
LESSENING EXI’ENSES.
Annie’s next move was towards her
father’s house, in a beautiful avenue, yet
green and blooming, though the leaves
were turning sere upon the trees.
Her mother sat alone employed in
writing.
“ Why, how fortunate I ” she cried ;
“ I was just about to send you a note,
begging you to loan me your set of
agate for to-morrow night.”
“ What will you give me for it, moth
er ? ’’ said Annie, laughingly.
•‘ Give you ? why I would you sell it ?
You must need money. Doesn’t your
husband provide you”—
“ With every thing I wish, mother :
but 1 want to give him a great surprise
and—and in fact it’s to he a secret. So
I’m perfectly willing to sell my beauti
ful agates; come, what will you give
me ? Buy them now I’m in the mood j
you know if I need such things I can
get plenty more.”
“ Well, there are five hundred dollars
at my disposal—the set is fully worth a
thousand, I suppose; at least I know
that is what your uncle paid for it—but
he is dead, poor man. I’ll give vou five
hundred now, and two at some future
time; say in a month.”
Annie’s cheeks flushed with pleasure,
and she left her father’s house with the
bank notes tightly folded up and deposit
ed in the end of her purse.
Harry came home latter than usual,
and his wife pretended not to see as he
"cut straight to the lounge and lifted
the pillow, looking carefully about.
“I suppose the men came here to
measure the floors,” said Harry, butter
ing his muffin with an air of abstraction
that seemed totally foreign to his appe
tite.
“ No,” said Annie, sipping her tea and
trying her best to seem perfectly uncon
cerned, “ I was looking at the carpets lo
day, and they do seem entirely too good
to rip up and send to auction. And
then the curtains, I’ve really got attach
ed to them. I’m sure Gerry hasn’t so
pretty apntern in his store, so as a fit of
economy, or perversity, or call it what
you will, camo over mo, I determined
to go to Gerry’s and tell them that I
had changed my mind.”
“You did,’’exclaimed Harry, looking
up so bright and animated, that Annie
felt doubly repaid for her sacrifices.—
And it was astonishing how suddenly
the poor fellow revived! how quickly
the muffins disappeared I Annie laughed
quietly to herself; indeed she enjoyed it
thoroughly.
“ You shall have the shawl to-mor
row,” lie said, in the course of the even
ing.
“Thank you for nothing,” Annie re
plied, laughing, “I'm not going to he
burdened with a shawl. The fringe is
always catching in something, and my
shoulders don’t droop enough to carry
one gracefully. I found that out one
day all on a sudden. And you know
| that beautiful satin you bought forme
last fall for udress; well, I’m just going
hi have it made into a stylish cloak, it
won’t cost one eighth tiie sum, and will
look much more becoming and beautiful.”
Harry drew a long sigh, but it was a
sigh of relief, and his wife knew it.—
Never seemed an evening to fly so rapid
ly. Harry was himself again, danced
to his wife’s music, chatted gaily as he
was wont of old, and retired a happy,
light hearted man. He found his jour
nal oddly enough in one of hit coat pock
ets that night.
The next day at dinner, Annie said,
“ Don't you think, Harry, Mrs. Lynch
has been hero to get us to go to the
new church. Several families have gone,
with a perfectly good understanding ex
isting between them and our pastor.—
Now, I’ve been thinking our church is
so dreadfully crowded, and we both ad
mire Mr. Elder, the new preacher, so
much, hadn’t we better go there ? Be
sides, there will be a difference of near
ly forty dollars pew rent in a year.”
Harry looked keenly at Annie,'and
she innocently returned the glance, so,
although he wondered at tliespiiit of
calculation that camo over his little wife
he never even dreamed of the cause:
“ I’ll go there certainly, Annie,” ho
replied. “It will courage Mr. Elder, and
show that we do not attend church to
indulge pride and ostentation, as it is
a very plain meeting-house, and I pre
sume the poorest part of the congrega
tion will branch off; but do you think
how far it will be for you to walk in
the winter.”
“Never mind that,” replied Annie.
A REMOVAL.
Harry had begun steadily to retrieve
his fortune, only the debt of five hun
dred dollars hung heavily upon his mind.
Ho calculated to be able to meet justly
his bills, the expensive house and store,
“and the next year,” thought he, “I’ll
go alone. How fortunate things have
turned out in accordance with niy means |
and wishes,” |
“ Annie is so thoughtful heaven bless
her I never gave her credit for as much
foresight. She has saved me.
“ What! move into that barbarous
section of the city ?” exclaimed Harry,
though secretly delighted. “ You’ll lose
all your fashionable friends.”
“ Our acquaintances, mere calling
automatons, may think it just cause of
neglect, hut I am tired enough of them
already. Let them go—l have you.”
“ Bless you,” was the reply with a
look of unutterable love, and again An
nie felt repaid for all her sacrifices.
“ I saw the prettiest house to-day,”
she continued, “ not near so large as this,
but large enough, the dearest little house,
and perfectly genteel, in thorough repair,
and twice as convenient. Besides, my
chief reason to take it is this; that wc
shall he so near the new church ; and
you know that since I have had charge
of a class in the Sabbath school, the
walk seems more fatiguing.”
“ But what will your parents say ?”
“ Nothing, of course, since it is my
convenience ; you know they are neither
ot them unreasonable. And these
glum stoves,” added Annie, rapping one
with her pretty foot; “ there is no cheer
fulness about them. Now many of the
rooms there are furnished with the dear
delightful old Franklin stoves, in which
one cau enjoy the blaze of a wood tire
—and there will be such ale;» ning o
our expenses that we can afford to keep
one or two fires, can’t we ?” ’
“Lessening expenses,” thought Har
ry to himself, “Annie has suspected, and
yet how brave and delicate she is,” and
his eheeks burned at the same time with
gratitude and love.
The smaller house was taken. Fur
nished with taste and elegance, it was
more brilliant, and at the same time
more comfortable than the last. To
have seen Annie and her husband, tin
former busy with her needle, making
nameless little articles, the table and
lounge drawn up in front of the burnish
ed fender and grate, and polished lire
‘logs; to see how glowing Annie’s
beautiful face was and how radiant Har
iy s . » s he looked up sometimes from
the volume he was reading aloud, would
fully have satisfied the bitterest ascetic
that by the hearthstone happiness was
more sacred than fashion.
THE DEBT LIQUIDATED.
Nothing now troubled Harry hut the
debt of five hundred dollars. *• I’ll get
an extension of time,” he though', as
the day of payment drew near. “lam
doing so well now, that two months will
clear me. Thank God, and my jewel
of a wife, for that! ”
Entering his office he saw a sealed en
velope lying upon the desk. He took it
up, and opened it, and out fell a receipt
in full and duly signed. Harry took up
the note accompanying, with astonish
ment. It ran thus
“ Dear Maitland : —I send per re
quest, your bill receipted. Thank you
for being so prompt in your business
arrangements; I see you are taking the
right path to success, to wealth and fame.
If at any time, you are pressed for mon
ey, send to me. I will loan you any
amount.
Yours, B. Maitland.”
Still deep iu astonishment, Harry held
his cousin’s note. Every moment his
wonder grew. What unknown friend
had he, thus anxious to save his credit,
thus able to do so.
In a moment the thought flashed
over his mind that Annie was his un
known friend, his good guardian angel.
“ But how could she know, how could
she know ?” he queried. Abstractedly
ho returned home. Ho was silent from
suspense and an honorable sense of
shame.
“What, clouds?” cried Annie cheer
fully, “ let me see, are the miser-lines
Igrowing?” . . •i.y« u l ' ■
“Do you want a shawl?” asked Har
ry, losing his thoughtful aspect.
“No,” and Annie blushed and shook
her head, “ but,” said she, “ instead, I’ll
take a journal.”
NUMBER 28
“ Mine, or anew one l” asked Harry.'
“ Yours of course; I want to see what
you have been doing since I gave up
the shawl,” replied Annie, archly.
She was instantly folded to her hus
band’s breast, while he showered kisses
and blessings upon her. “You haw’
made a better, a more resolute man of
me. Henceforth all my life, I will strive
yet more to be worthy of you."
“How much happiness there is in do
ing right,” thought Annie. “ I have se
cured my husband’s lasting love and'
conquered myself.”
“Having eyes but seeing not,” she’
murmured, on the next Sabbath.—'
“ Who would have thought to find such
a jewel in that poor, but intelligent wid
ow, who always sat near the door in
our splendid church, and never was no
ticed by the fashidhables. Each time I
see her I learn some lofty lesson, and
my nature is being purified by her coun
sels.”
“Having eyes but seeing not. That
I, fretting because my clieeks were losing
their bloom, but since I have dispensed'
with extra servants, and undertaken the
supervision of my own household, I am'
healthier and stronger, and the roses
still lend bright crimson to make me
look beautiful in Harry’s eyes. For,
Harry’s sake I would be ever beautiful.’’
Harry Mtilland prospered beyond
even his sanguine expectations. He be
came immensely wealthy, and under
God, was the means of benefiting his
country, through his wisdom and liberal
expenditure, beyond any man of equal
fortune in America.
And to this day, when questioned as
to his success, lie invariably returns an
answer to the query, of how he became
rich thus—
“ Young man, lowa it to a good wifa
God s greatest and best bion to man
go to her and she will tell you.”
A Dear Kiss —Woman’s Rights.—
A curious trial was recently held at Mid
uiesex bes-ions, in England, Thomas
Savetland, the prosecutor, stated that on
the day after Uhristnu s, he was in the
room where the defendant, Caroline
Newton, and her sister, who had coma
from Birmingham, were present. The
latter jokingly observed that she had
promised her sweetheart that no man
should kiss her while absent. It being
h diday time, Saverland considered th'a
a challenge, and caught hold of htr
ard kissed her. The young woman took.
it as a joke, but her sister, the defendant,
said she would like as little of that fun
as he pleased. Saverland told her if she
was angry he would kiss her also; be
then tried to dj it, and they fell to the
ground. On rising the woman struck
him ; he again tried to kiss her, and in
the scuffle she hit oft his nose, which she
spit out of her mouth. The action w: a
brought to recover damages for the lose
of the nose. The defendant said he
had no business to kiss her; if she
wanted kissing she had a husband to
kiss ber—a better looking man than
ever the prosecutor was. The jury with
out hesitation acquitted her; and the
chairman said, that if any man attempt
ed to kiss a woman against her will, she
had a perfect right to bite off his nose
if she had a fancy for so doing.
A clergyman in New Hampshire, last
week, according to the Congregational
Journal, “exchanged, and apologizing
because he was ver_v poorly prepared to
speak, said he had hastily thrown a few
thoughts together, to which he invited
! their attention. Ho then pronounced a
sermon which was composed and pub
lished by the late Dr. Woods, of An
dover.
A shrewd little fellow who bad just
begun to read Latin, astonished his mas
ter by the following translation :
Vir , a man, Gin, a trap, Virgin, a
man-trap.
Punch says that a Yankee baby will'
crawl out of his cradle, take a survey
of it, invent an improvement, and apply
fora patent before he is six months old.