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BOTH HOME - MADE AND borrowed FROM OIR neigh bors. -no Pvrx’s Wt*r.~Dr. Parr was celebrat-d for •h? severity with which he could deal h« diimbfonnders, when the occasion justi +h*ir infliction. A flippant chatterer, after EJ.2, rttebtin*:/ of the m!r»cles, ex i'a-Ined •“ Well, bat doctor, what think you of tip mark of the cross upon the ass’s back, which Iff- saV indicates the precise spot where the ani mil was smitten by Balaam?” ‘-Why. sir, re- Sied the doctor, “I say that if you had a little riore of the cross, and a good deal less of the Us it would be much better for you.” Upon Another occasion, a shallow smatterer tauntingly Uked him why he did not write a book. “ Sir, I know a method by which I might soon write a L r «re one ” “ Ah, doctor, how so ?” “ Why. sir, oy putting in all that 1 know, and all that you do not know.” Recipe for making Bologna sausages—Take an eel-skin and stuff it wit h ground cat, seasin it with skoch snuff and persimmon iie, lay it on -the hog-pen ta dri, and then hang it up bi the tale in a dutch grocery for three months, for the flies to give it the traid marks, then it is reddy , fo r use,**and kan be fried or cut up into rite lengths and sold for police klubs. i* Where are you going ?" said a young gentle man to an elderly one in a white cravat, whom he overtook a few miles from Little Rock. “ I am going to heaven, my son. I have been on rhe way for eighteen years. ” “Well, good by, old fellow! If you have been travelling toward heaven for eighteen years, and got, no nearer than Arkansas, I’ll take another route.” L.VU3A. On me he ne’er shall pat a ring: So, mamma, ’tis in vain to make trouble ; For I was but eighteen last spring, While his age is exactly double. Mamm.'. fie is but in his thirty-sixth year, Tall, handsome, good-natured and witty; , .And should you refuse him, my dear, You may die an old maid without pity. Lauua. His figure, I grant you, may pass ; And at present he is young enough plenty; But when I am sixty, alas : Wont he be a hundred and twenty? An old maid in Connecticut, being at a loss for a pincussion. made use of an onion. On the following morning she found that al! the needles bad tears in their eyes. When Kate was a very little g : r!, her father found her chubby hands full of tne blossoms of 5 beautiful tea-r< s; on winch he had bestowed great care. My dear, ” said he’. •• didn’t I tell you not to pick one of these flowers without leave?’’—“les, papa,” said Kate, innocently, “but all these had leaves.” When may a man be said to be “ dressed in borrowed plumes?” When he’s tarred and feathered. The great race between the night mare and a clothes-horse came off recently. The man who entered the mare wasn’t wide awake; so the horse took the prize. “Jamie," said one honest Irishman to an other, the first time he saw a locomotive, “what's that snorting baste, sure?”—“ldou’t know at all, unless it’s a steamboat splurging along afther wather.” replied J amie. “ Will yon take the life of Pierce or Scott this morning, madame?” said a newspaper hoy to good Aunt Betsy. “ No. my lad.” she replied, “ they may live to the end of their days for all of me— I've nothing agin ’em.” A windy orator got up once and said: “ Sir, after much reflection, consideration and exami nation, I have calmly, and deliberately, and care fully come to the determined conclusion, that in those cities where the pojiulat’on is very large, kmj 6 are a a reater number of men, women and le«s ” D ’ an U c - ties " here the population is 1250 mwakd. - . Lost, on the evening of the Ist inst., a . LARGE POCKET BOOK, containing about $730 Greenbacks, and about 8 or j,OOO Confederate money. The said book has my name writen in it; also a letter from the bntish Consul at Charleston. The person finding said book will receive the above reward, and no questions asked, by leav ing it at Mrs. Pease's store, under the Screven House. _mar 2—6 FREDERICK STEWART. SOLOMON’S LODGE, NO 1. F. A. M. There will be a regular meetiuz THIS Thursday; EVENING. 2d inst., at 7 o’clock.— ihe fraternity are invited. By order RICHARD T. TURNER, W. M. Jamks M. Jones, Secretary. mar 2—l POST QUARTERMASTER’S OFFICE, Ckntuat, Ra i luoAn Bank. Savannah, Ga., March, Ist, 1885. In pursuance of orders, received at thi3 oflice, all citizens occupying buildings, whose owners are absent within the Rebel lines, or buildings, (, r other property belonging to disloyal persons, "’ill, unless such buildings have been previously assigned—rent fiee—settle the rents for the due the United States, at this oflice on or before the 10th of March. .A failure to comply with the above will cause a'forfeiture of all cjaims to further occupation. S. S. STARR. Capt. and A. Q. M., in charge of buildings. CSAVILLE & CO., • Wholesale and Retail Stationers,, Palmetto Herald Store, Ililtou Head, S. C. tP* A Liberal Discount to Purchasers at >V holesa.u Cash Orders oy mail or express prompt !y fiile S. 7-30 LOAN. By authority of the Secretary of the Treasury, the undersigned has assumed the General Sub scription Agency for the sale of United States Treasury Notes bearing seven and three-t-nths per cent, interest, per annum, known as the SEVEN-THIRTY LOAN. These Notes are issued under dale of August 15th, 1884, and are payable three years from that time, in currency, or are convertible at the option of the holder into UNITED STATES 5-20 SIX PER CENT. GOLD-BRAKING BONDS. These bonds are now worth a premium of nine percent., including gold Interest from Nov., which makes the actual profit on the 7-30 loan, at current rat es, including interest, about ten per cent, per annniu, besides exemption from Mate arid municipal taxation, which adds from one to three per cent. more, according to the rate levied on other property. The interest is payable semi annually by coupons attached to each note, which may be cat off and sold to any bank or banker. The interest amounts to One cent, per day on a SSO note. Two cents “ “ SIOO “ Ten “ “ “ SSOO “ 20 “ “ “ SIOOO “ $1 “ “ “ SSOOO “ Notes of all denominations named will be promptly furnished upou receipt of subscriptions. This is j THE ONLY LOAN IN MARKET now offered by the Government, and it is cor.fi aently expected that its superior advantages will make it the GREAT POPULAR LOAN OF THE PEOPLE. Less than $2,000,000 remain unsold, which will probably be disposed of within the next 60 or 93 days, when the notes will undoubtedly command a premium, as has uniformly been the case on closing the subscription to other Leans. In order that citizens of every town and sec tion of the country may be afforded facilities for taking the loan, the National Banks, State banks, and Private Bankers throughout the country have generally agreed to receive sub scriptions at par. Subscribers will select their own agents, in whom they have confidence, and who only are to be responsible for the delivery of the Notes for which they receive orders. JAY COOKE, mar 2—ts Subscription Agent, Philadelphia. LARGE STOCK OF SPRING CLOTHING. A large stock of BOOTS AND SHOES. A large stock of FINE GROCERIES, 1000 cases GOLDEN ALE, 500 cases CHAMPAGNE CIDER. 250 cases BROWN STOUT, pints, 50 half barrels PRIME BEEF, 100 M. SEGARS, A large stock of TOBACCO In every variety. A lot of GARDEN SEEDS. A lot of SHOE BLACKING, TURNIPS, BEETS, CARROTS, PARSNIPS, ONIONS, SUTLERS’ GOODS, NOTIONS, In great variety. I This large stock of GENERAL MERCHANDIZE, Will be sold at WHOLESALE Only at 173 BROUGHTON STREET, N2XT I>oo3 TO SHERLOCK’S. CUNNINGHAM & SKEHAN. mar 1 ts. £CE ! ICE ’. ICE ! The subscribers have received from Boston per Schooner E. S. Couanc, a cargo of Ice ana Lumber, which will be disposed of at the Ice House formerly occupied by them, on Bryan street opposite the market. Retail boxes will be established at other places as the demand increases. A constant supply will be kept up during the year. HAYWOOD, GAGE & CO. fe’o27 ini DISINFECTANT. , Small quantities of the Per Manganate o i Potash will be turuished, at the request of any Physician, by the Health Oflicer. febio BADGE COMPANY, SOLID SILVER BADGES For 4th, 9th. lcth, 14th. 15th. 16th. 18th, 19th and 23d Army Corps.,with Name, Company and Regiment beautifully eugraved, at $1.50 each, or Gold at SS. American Shields $1 each.in Silver: also Badg es for every Corps constantly on hand We also send to the army a find Gold Pec, with ebonv or extension holder at $1 each. A 12 karat Gold Pen. with rubber reverse holder, $3 each. Al 4 karat Gold Pen, with solid silver ex tension holder, $3 each: or a detached lever movement, iu sterling silver case, mediam size, polished cap, sl7. Magic timekeepers, made expressly for soldiers, in sterling silver, engine-turned coses, S2O. IW All sent b'j mail on receipt of price. Z3T All large orders will receive a liberal pre mium. V Circulars sent free to any address. R. KEITH A CO.. 15 John St., New York, Manufacturers and Dealers in Army Badges, Watches, Chains, Rings, Ac. jan 30—lm JJOME INSURANCE COMPANY, SAVANNAH, GA., CAPITAL, $2,500,000 —ALL SUBSCRIBED. disectqss: Andrew Low, Jno M. Cooper, Jno. R. Wilder, W. H. Stark, Henry Brigham. Jno. Lamar, Octavus Cchen. Joseph Lippman, John W. Anderson, Henry Lathrop, D. H. Baldwin, Aaron Wilbur, AARON WILBUR, President. M. A. COHEN, Secretary. The Company are prepared to take a line upon all good RISKS at FAIR RATES. As the risks of the city are well known to the Company, they are willing to take a fair share of them at about the usual rates. All losses will be PROMPTLY ADJUSTED and PAID. Apply at the office of this Company, 83 Bay £ M. A. COHEN, Secretary. Riddell &MURDOCK, WIIOLESALK AND RETAIL DEALEF.3 IN SUTLERS’ AND NAVAL STORES, DRY GOODS, BOOTS AND SHOES, HATS AND CAPS, ' Gentlemen’s Fcznishino Goons, Ac.. No. 5 Merchants’ Row, Hilton Head, S. C. W. C. RIDDELL, CianlO—tf] H. J. MURDOCK. JUST RECEIVED, Per Schooner Gersh Banker, a large assort ment of SUPERIOR READY MADE CLOTHING, Comprising the following desirable selections Heavy Cloth Overcoat* Fancy Cassimere Walking Coats “ “ Double Breasted Vests “ “ Pants. Per Schr. Antietam A carefully selected assortment of BOOTS and SHOES—latest styles—Men’s, Women’s and Boys. Also—A large and extensive variety of Hats, Caps, Valises, and Tavelling Bags. Also, per steamer Linda- Seven hundred and thirty-two (732) cage* as sorted CANNED MEATS, FRUITS and VEGE TABLES. Also, per barque Rambler- Three hundred (300) gross O. K. FINE CUT TOBACCO. One hundred (140) SMOKING DO. One hundred and thirty-six thousand (130,000) finest brand CIGARS. Also, per Schr. May Queen— AN ASSORTED CARGO. C. N. BELLOWS & CO„ No. S Merchant’s Row, Hilton Head, febll ts J^OTICE. Provo&t Marshal’s Office, Savannah, Ga.. Fee. 9, 1865. All citizens, now' residents of this city, are re quested to call at this oflice and register them selves as such. Heads of families will report the persons com posing their household. By order of Bvt. Maj. Gen. C. Geover. BO3T. P. YORK, feblO Lt. Col. and Provost Marshal. JgNVELOPES, NOTE PAPER, JOB LOTS AT LOW PRICES. Samples sent by mail. We are headquarters for all kinds of Stationery, and cau supply the trade at low prices. G. S. HASKINS A CO., feblS lm SO Beekman street N. Y. ARRIVAL OF GROCERIES, Ac. CAHILL AND COMPANY, No. 6 Merchant's Row, HILTON HEAD, Have just received by the STEAMER LINDA, from New York, a large invoice of GROCERIES. BOOTS AND SHOES, CANNED MEATS. FRUITS AND JELLIES, of all descriptions, COFFEE, SUGAR TEA, TOBACCO. SEGARS. ALSO, WINES, Ac., Ac. which will be sold at wholesale only, at the ; lov est market prices. feb - “ 1 l Q.UANO. i GEO. E. WHITE & CO.. 55 Cliff street. N*w York, offer PERUVIAN AND SWAN ISLAND GUANO, at wholesale. They have facilities for filling orders superior to any other house at present in the trade. GEO. E. WHITE A CO. are the sole agents for the sale of the BRUCE CONCENTRATED MANURE, made by the Bruce Fertilizer Com pany at Staten Island. This Fertilizer contains 7 per cent, ammonia and over 40 per cent, of soluble bone phosphate. Though this analysis would hardly load ns to such conclusion, yet its practical application* for the tw'o years past has shown its immediate re sults to he as great as where Peruvian Guano is used, and that the soil is left in better oondition for the succeeding year’s crops. Price, SSO for 2,000 lbs., with discount to the trade. 2mo jau27 w tt 00D living," VJ At reasonable prices, can be hid at the EAGLE OYSTER and REFRESHMENT SA LOON, in the rear of the New Post Office, Hilton Head, S. C. I have the verv best facilities for furnishing OYSTERS, CLA>fS. MEATS, POUL TRY, VEGETABLES, &c.. from the North and other places in this vicinity. Cooked to order from C A. M. to 8 P. M. PETER FITZGERALD, Proprietor. P. S.—One trial is respectfully solicited. STEELE & BURBANK. 11 Merchants’ Row. Hilton Head, S. C. Call the attention of Wholesale and Retail pur chasers to their superior stock of MILITARY AND NAVAL CLOTHING AND FURNISHING GOODS. Watches, Clocks, Fancy Goods, Jewelry, era Plated Ware,Swords, Sashes, Belt*. Embroderies, Boots, Caps, Field Glasses, Gauntlet* Gloves, Ac., Ac., Ac. NOTICE. A large assortment of DRY GOODS. Small Wares—such as Pins, Needles, Combs, Brushes, Umbrellas, Bonnets*, Ac., Ac., at WHOLESALE, in the store formerly occupied by H. A. Rich mond, corner of Congress « Whitaker Streets. Feb’y 2, 1566. ts f > REAT CHANCE TO MAKE MONEY AND VT RECEIVE A WATCH I'REE-By selling our “Gseat Novelty and National PRIZE PACKETS.” Each package contains over a dollar’s worth of valuable Stationery and Jewel ry, besides one Certificate in the great sale of $650,000 of WATCHES. DIAMONDS AND JEW ELRY—retail price, 30 cents. Thousands of these Packets can be sold In every village and camp. We want an Agent in every town and camp, thus making a profitaiilx business for one smart man in each place SrLKNnin Gold ant Silver! Watches given to our Agents. sl7 wi’ obtain 100 Packets and a fine Silver Watch. 10 invested in the SPLENDID STEEL ENGRA VINGS which we publish, will yield the knokmoos profit of SSO. Circulars, with full particulars. mailed FKitx. Sample Packet, and Certificate sent on receipt of 50 cents. G. S. HASKINS A CO., feblG lm No. 86 Beekman street, N. Y. W. DENNIS A CO., « No. 5 Merchants’ Row, Hilton Head, S. C., Wholesale and retail dealers in BUTTER. CHEESE, CIGARS, CAKES. CRACK ERS. POTATOES, FLOUR, CANNED FRUIT AND MEATS, STATIONARY, HARDWARE, Ac., Ac., Ac. jan 10 ts AKERY A CONFECTIONERY ESTAB LISHMENT AT BEAUFORT. We respectfully call the attention of the public to our Bakery A Confectionery Establishment in Sam. A. Cooley’s Building at Beaufort, at which we are prepared promptly to fill any orders which may be forwarded to us. Special attention is paid to the manufacture of Ornamental Pieces, Fancy Confectionery, and Elegant Pastry, for holiday or festival tables. Feb. 3-ts McMAN US A MURRAY. RW. CAMPBELL, VETERINARY SUR • GEON, having reopened his oflice and yard, on William street, is now prepared to treat (on scientific principles,) all diseases incident to Horses that are susceptible of remedy. Charges moderate. Cures warranted. Terms cash. feblS ts __ ANTED-AN APOTHECARY A young man who thoroughly under stands the Drug Business can hear of a situation by applying at this office. ts febl6 JQUNBARS A FRANZ, NO. 10 MERCHANTS’ HOW, Hilton Head, S. C. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN SUTLERS’ GOODS Os all Descriptions ts- JUST RECEIVE D—A choice quantity of MINCED MEAT, at the coiner of Bay and Whitaker streets. feb 28—lw anted" ” ~~ Offick of Strkft Commissi ones, 1-36 South Broad Street, Savannah, Ga., Feb, 1, 1865, Wanted immediately, Carpenters. Teamsters and Laborers, White or Black. Rations issued immediately to employees. Applv at this office from 9 o’clock, a. m., until 3 o’clock, r. m. ALBERT STEARNS, Capt. and Street Commissioner. EWS-DEALERS AND OTHERS DESIRING Thk Savannau Daily Xlzkald at Whoisale are rebnested to send in their order as early in advance as practicable. S. W. MASON A CO.