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ATHJSNS, GEORGIA, THURSDAY MORNING, JUNE 19,1866
NUMBER 12
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PUBLISHED WEEKLY, ^
BY JOHN H. CHRISTY,
editor asid riopirtwi.
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).' fTla n g^t
Attorney at Saw,,
CAKNE8V1LLE, 0».
I|-rill practice in the counties of Frank-
IVlio,llirt, Elbert, Madison and Jackson
Djrtst.iicEs—C, I'eeples, Esq., Wm. H.
Hall, Esq, Attlffip; Gabriel hath, Esq,
lielsrille; Hon. Junius Hillyer, Monroe;
. Akeimnn, Esq., Elbertou.
i )|»v ‘i”, 1856.
-a*:. r • Ll t c ^ re of the Babies.
■ The' editor of the New York Sunday
j Times mentions as a curious fact, that
^B* during '* * - »
ROBERT HESTER,
Attorney at Law,
H, y l KLBEKTON, GA.
J. M. MATTHEWS,
Attorney at Law, -
lUyl DANIELSV1LLE. GA.
*«Sssa
At the misty fature that stretches on rtnan eleven infants, within a circle of
From the silent home of the dead. , j three hundred miles, that have perished
... . ji .. 1 i in the flames. He asks: . . c
T No 1 brilUnnt, °but distant shore, ) becoming careless ?—
Where the lovely ones who are celled away ) Ar £ children losing their domestic val-
Must go to return no morF. u e? Or is it that the current means of
• , . . . household illumination among the poor
No—hesven is oear us; the mi 0 n.y veil ' are wrnwTiiw* mnP . _i„__ . a Vn,
Or mortality blinds the eye, .frogrowing more dangerous? The
That we see not the augol bands ; | latter, we suspect, is the chief cause of
On the shores of eternity. j most of these uufortuuate calamities—
Burning fluid, camphine and rosin oil,,
are the common substitutes for gas in
the dwellings of the j^bormg classes,
and every one of these substitutes, un
less handled with extraordinary care, are
dangerous to life. The slightest care
lessness and they explode ; and what is
worse, rarely does a victim to their ex-
"i i recover from the consequences.
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C. B. LOMBARD,
DENTIST,
ATHENS, GEORGIA.
|l4*«»»»Mli»StoTcof YVil*oit Ac Ve»l. JanS
1'ITNElt & ENGLAND.
Wh .locale & HotailDealrmn
[groceries, dry goods,
HARDWARE, SHOES AND ROOTS,
Aprils Athens, Ga.
Yet oft. in the houra of holy thought.
To the ihirating soul is given _ . ,
That power t-> pierce thro’ the mist of sense
To the beauteous scenes or Heaven.- j
Thru very near seem its pearly gntev^
And sweetly its harpings fall;
Till tlie soul is restless to soar away,
And longs for the angei call.
I know when the silver chord is loosed.
When the veil is rent away,
Not long and dark shall the passage be
To the realm of endless day.
The eye that shuts in a dying hour,
Will open the next in blits,
Ere the farewell us hushed in this;
We pass from the clasp of mourning friends,
To the arms of the loved aud lost;
And those smiling fnoes will greet us then,
Which on earth we have valued most.
A good kind of soul, accustomed to
make “six mile prayers,” bad over
persuaded a guest, .much against his in-
rd'wiw, »<■«;;. »o Ngfe*. n*
The vffclcome will sound in n heavenly world 6°*” Began to think seriously of edging
DORSEY & CARTER,
DSALEK! IS
Family Groceries and Provisions,
Corner of Bro’d and Jackson streets,
Athens. Ga.
MOORE & CARLTON,
DEALERS IN
lilk, Fancy and Staple Dry Goods,
HARDWARE AND CROCKERY.
ptU No. S, Granite Row, Athens, Ga.
f. \v7l\Tcas,
irilOI.r.ZILE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN
dry goods,
I GROCERIES, HARDWARE, Ac. Ac.
No. 2, Broad Street. Athens.
What shall Perish?
What shall perish ! Plants that flourish,
Blossoms steeped in dewy tears,
Rushes that the brooklets.cherish,
Oaks that brave a thousand years.
What shall perish ? Thrones m ut crumblc-
Centuries wreck the proudest walls
And the heedless travelers stumble
O’er the Caesar’s ruined halls.
What shall perish 1 Man, the glory
Of this sublunary spot, '
Like nn oft-repeated story.
Shall be buried and forgot.
What ahull perish? In their course,
Stars must fall, and earth decay,
And old Ocean's mightiest forces
Like a bubble fleet away, ’
All shall perish, l>ut their Maker;
While the soul that trusts his grace,
Of his strength shall be partaker,
And in Heaven behold his face.
JOHN II. CHRISTY,
PLAIN AND FANCY v j
Book and Job Printer,
"Franklin Job Office,” Athens, Ga.
| All w.irk entrusted to his cnrefnithlully, correctly,
ud punctually executed, nt pticeecorrespond
ing with thohnrdness of lb# times.
T. BISHOP & SON,
Iholbsale and retail dealers in
Groceries, Hardware and Staple
Dry Goods,
lltay l No. 1, Broad street, Athens.
“Pa," said a little urchin to deacon
N., “have poor folks got any soul?”
“Certainly, my child; why do you ask
such a question?” *'’Cause 1 hear
folks say Parson P. never goes to see
anybody but. the rich members of the
church.” “Go to bed, child.”
WILLIAM N. WHITE,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
Bookseller & Stationer,
Jit.Vi eapaptra nil Magaii* r Agent.
DGALta IN
U’SIC and MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
LAMPS, FINE CUTLERY, FANCY GOODS, AC.
k i, Collrge Avenue, Newton House, Athene, Ga
«i|#of White’*University llookStore.”
j Orders promptly filled at Augusta rates.
Tames m. royal,
Harness-Maker,
[AS removed his shop to Mitchell’s old
1 Tsvern, one door east of Grady A Nich-
«'»—where he keeps always on baud a
hentl assortment of articles in hisline, and
|*Wray»ready to fillordersiothe best style
I Jan 26 tf
COLT & COLBERT,
DEALERS IN ^ ’
I Staple Dry Goods, Groceries, and
1 Hardware,
No, 9, Granite Row, Athens, Ga.
MS I. COLT WM. C. COLBX1U
LAuputti, I8S5. ly
w. W. LUMPKIN,
Attorney at Law,
-ATHENS, GEORGIA.
TILL Practice in all the countiesof the
l Wcterti Circuit Particular attention
I’** to collecting.
|0®ct tm broad street, over White A Moss!
Jan 81
Sundry Whoppers.—They have a
man in Mississippi so lean that he
makes no shadow at all. A rattlesnake
struck at his leg six times in vain, and
retired in disgust. He makes all hungry
who look at him; und when children
meet him in the street, they ran home
crying for bread.
It takes four things to make a thor
ough gentleman. You must be a gen
tleman in your principles, a gentleman
in your taste, a gentleman in your man
ners, a gentleman in your person.
Eccentricity.—Eccentricity of man
ner is so often allied to great genius that
Borne very great fools have been though)
to possess talent, because they were un
like the rest of the world in their ac
tions.
“Remember, sir,” said a tavern-keep
er to a gentleman who was about leav
ing his house without paying his bill,
“remember sir. that If you lose your
purse, you didn’t pull it out here.”
away quietly,-but in attempting it, waked
up the man’s son, who Was in bis chair.
" How soon will your father be
through,’’ whispered the guest.
“Don’t know,” said the boy.‘'“has he
got to the Jews yet?”
“ No,’’ said the oilier.
“ Well, then, he aint half through,’
said the boy, and composed himself
again to his wonted nap!
The guest bolted.
A Yankee doctor has receutly gol up
a remedy for hard times. It consists of
ten hours’ labor, well worked To.
A very curious instance of confusion
has taken place in a family in Lumber
street, on Arbor Hill. A mother and
her daughter were both confined on the
same day, each hiving a little son. In
the bustle of the moment both babies
were placed in a cradle, and to the con
fusion of the mothers, when the young
sters were taken from the cradle, they
were unable to tell which was the
mother's and which the daughter’s son—
a matter which, of course, must ever
remain a mystery. The family is in
great distress over the affair.—Albany
Knickerbocker.
A paper in Ohio tells a good joke of
several prisoners who were confined in
one of the county jails <if.the Buckeye
State. The jail was old and dilapida
ted, and one night they escaped from
their durance vile, in other words “broke
jail,”-r-byit instead of escaping, the jail
or found them next morning seated on
the top of their prison house, pounding
the roof with.great violence. Surprised
beyond measure, he asked them what
they were doing, whereupon one ofthem
replied that the house leaked so bad
when it rained, they concluded they
would just step out and repair the roof
W. L. M ARLER,
Attorney at Law,
Jefferson, Jackson County, Ga.
I ^ I ' tl! K'<cEs.—Messrs. McLester a Hunter
S, Thompson. Etqs., Jefferson; D.
-epence md w. J. Peeples, Esqs. Law-
; J. U. Newton, 0. Peeples, Esq.
v-H. Christv, Athens; Law A Clarke
..Miraham, Esqs. Gainesville.
mu
L" it?
>< . G . D E L 0 N Y,
Attorney at Law,
?ivc hisspeoial attention tocollect-
!*s> «Dtl to the claims of nil persons en-
*»> to , n Warrants, under the late
Land BUI of the last Congress
j »n Broad Street over the
15-1855—tf.
l^5- 6y
J* & H. R. J. LONG,
“"olesale and Retail Druggists,
ATHENS, Ga.
r*#10
SLOAN & OATMAN,
DEALERS IN
Italian, Egyptian & American .
statuary,
TENNE88EE MA RBLE.
I* “'’•Tonfcs, Urns au*I Vnses; Marble
n.*!!!“e»s and Furnishing Marblo •
°fdcr* promptly filled.
ATLANTA, «A.
~ Koss CrAI,e * juneld
supBRFranT"^
j i, v a 1 the beat brands, for sale low
Ipril io T * hIStlOP ii SON.
It is a mistake, says the American
Exponent, that the Democratic party
plays upon a harp of a thousand strings
1 he organ of that party is a lyre.
“So you would not take me to be
twenty ?” said a young lady to her part
ner, while dancing a polka, a few even
ings since. ” What would you take me
for?” “For better or woie,” here
plied—and she was nothing loth.
tkdlairams Sektions.
THE GLASS RAILROAD.
’•There was n moral in that dream.”
The ‘Milford Bard,’ during one of
his fits of maniaapota^ said: ■
*It seemed tome as though I bad been
suddenly aroused from my. slumbers. I
looked around aiid found myself in the
eenths.of a gay crowd. The first sensa
tion 1 experienced was that of being
borne with a peculiar, gentle motion. 1
looked around and found that I was in
a long train of care, which were gliding
over a railway ; and seemed to be many
miles in; length. It was composed of
many cars. Every car opened at top.
was filled with men and women, all gaily
dressed;; all happy, all laughing, talking
and singing. The particularly gei.flt!
motion of the carsinterested me. Tffere
was no grating such as we hear on a
railroad. They moved on, without the
least jar or sound. This I say interest
ed me. 1 looked over the side, and to
my astonishment, found a railroad made
of glass? The glass wheels moved over
the glass rails without the least noise or
osciliatkm. .The soft, gliding motion
produced a feeling of exquisite happi
ness. I was happy!' It seemed as if
PERSONALITIES IN KANSAS;. ! ; - STUCK UP FOLKS.
Fighting, we. believe, lias ceased in “I don’t like those people, they are
Kansas, but ‘‘high words” and quarrel-! so dreadfully stuck tip,” was the remark
inggo on actively as ever A man,] we beard the other day. What are
whom we take lobe a “Border Ruffian ”j ‘stuck up* people, thought we, and we
sends us a pbillipic hc has just issued , lmve been looking about to see if at
against bis enemy in Kansas, who ap- could find any. '
pears to be an Abolition minister of the 1 *■ T> a yoo see that young mar. over yon
A Printer out west, whose office is
half a mile from any other building,
aud who bangs his sign on the limb of
a tree, advertises for an apprentice. He
says, "A boy from the country would
be preferred."
An office-holding chap beiig* asked
how he contrived to hold his place under
successive administrations, replied, “that
administrations must be smart which
could change oftener than he could.”
Different sounds travel with different
velocity. A call to dinner will run
over a ten acre lot in a minute and a
half, while a summons to work will take
from five to ten minutes;
A Conscientious Fogy.—A Texas
drover, who stayed over night at a ho
tel, being asked, as he was about to
leave in the morning, if he was not go
ing to have his horse shod, replied;
“No, sir! il will be a d—d long spell
’fore I pay for having a horse shod. 1
reckon if God Almighty had thought it
right hosses should have iron on their
feet he’d a pat it thar himself. I don't
pretend to be a pious man nryself, but I,
ain’t going to ran agin the will of God
Almighty, though tliar’s some that cal]
themselves ministers of Christ that dn
itl” ■ ' •’
Hints to Parents—The Rev.
Hosea Ballou—the founder and Cham
pion of Univeraalisro in this country—
was accustomed to say to parents; “If
you practice severity,speak harshly, fre
quently punish in anger, you will find
yotir children will imbibe yonr spirit and
manners. But if you are wise, and
treat yoqr little ones with tenderness,
you will fix the image of love in their
minds, and they will love you and each
other, and in their conversation will
imitate the conversation which they
have beard from the tenderest friend
which children have on earth."
It is stated that a Yankee baby will
crawl out of his cradle, take a survey of
it, invent an improvement, and apply for
a-patent before he is six months old.
Bread and STEAK.--An elderly fat
gentleman, in discussing a warm beef
stt-ak at nn inn, called to the waiting
hoy, * Donald, bring me more bread, for
I eat a great deal of bread to my steak.’
A Live Skeleton.—A youngdoctor
who, knowing his uncle’s antipithy 16
anything that Bmelt- of death, told him
that he actually hod a skeleton con
cealed in his own house. The old gen
tiernan plumply denied it—the roguibl
nephew persisted; the house was search
ed from the attic to the coal cellar.
At lost'.he mystery grew so painful to
the undo that when his young and face
tious relative offered to show him where
the skeleton was concealed for fifty dol
lars down, lie immediately agreed and
forked ovecihe money. The impudent
lad then put his hand oil .his uncle s
shoulder and said solemnly: “Here it
is, my respected Sir, and if you’ll only
let me strip yotir flesh off, you will hnd
as complete, a skeleton.there as there is
in the whole world.”—N. Y.News.
9 A bevy of little children were telling
their father what they got at school.—
The eldest got grammar; geography
arithmetic, &c. The next got.reading
spelling, and definitions. “And what
do you get, my little soldier? ’ saiA the
father io a rosy cheeked little fellow
wfio was, at that moment, slily drivings
everyihing was at rest within—I was
full of peace. , -
While I was wondering over this cir-
cumstauce, a new sight attracted 1 my
gaze. All along the road, on either side,
within a foot of the track, laid long
lines of coffins, one on either side of the
railroad, apd every one contained a
corpse, dressed for burial, with its cold
white face turned upward to the light.
The sighrfilled me withhorror; I yelled
hxagony, but could make no sound. The
gay throng who were around me only
redoubled their singing and laughter at
the sight of my agony; and we swept on,
gliditig with glass wheels over the glass
railroad, every moment coming nearer
to the bend of the road, which formed an
angle with the road, far in the distance.
| Who are those,’ l cried at Iqst, point
ing to the dead bodies in their coffins.
‘These are the persons wltu made the
trip before us,’ was the reply of one of
the gayest persons near me..
•What trip ?’ I asked.
‘Why, the trip we are now making,
the trip on this glass railway,’ was the
answer. 1
“Why do they lie along thv» road,
each one’ in his coffin ?’ I w as answered
with a whisper and a half laugh which
froze my blood:
‘They are dashed to death at the end
of the railroad,’ said the person whom I
addressed. -
“You know that ihe railroad termi
nates at an abyss, which is without bot
tom or measure. It is lined \vith point
ed rocks. As each car arrives at the
end, it precipitates its passengers into
the abyss, They are dashed to pieces
against the rocks and their bodies are
brought here and placed in the coffins
as a warning to other passengers, but
no one minds it,-we are so happy on the
glass railroad.’
I can pevei describe the horror with
which these words inspired me.
Wbat is the name of.the glass railroad?
I asked. . • 1.
The person whom I addressed replied
in the same strain:
‘It is very easy to get in the cars, hut
very bard to get ont, . for once in those
cars everybody is delighted with the soil
gliding motion. The cars move so gent
ly ? Yes, this is a railroad of habit, and
with glass wheels we are whirled over a
glass railroad towards a fathomless abyss.
In a few moments we’ll be there, and
they’ll bring our bodies and put them in
eoffiBS.as a warning-to others, bat no
body will mir.d it, will they?
I was choked with horror. I strug
gled to breathe, made frantic efforts to
leap from the care, and in the struggle
awoke. I knew it was only a dream,
and yet whenever I think of it, I can
see that long train of cars moving gent
ly over the glass railroad. I can see
cars far ahead as they are turning the
bend of the road. lean see the dead
in their coffins, clear - and distinct—on
either side of tile road. 'While the laugh
ing and singing of the gay and happy
passengers resound in ray ears, I only see
those cold faces of thodeadi - with their
glossy eyes uplifted and their frozen
hands upon their white shrouds. .
It was a horrible dream.
And the Bard’s changing features and
brightening eye attested the emotion
which had been aroused by the very
memory pf the. dream.
,lt was indeed a . horrible dream. A
long train Of glass car?, gliding over a
glass railroad, freighted with youth,
beauty and music, while on the other
hand are stretched, tile victims of yes
terday—gliding over the railway of mb
it towards the fathomless abyss.
“There was a tpftral in that dream.”
Reader; are you addicted to any sinful
habitt Break it off ’tire you dash
against the rocks, t - ’p ” * w '
mom .-.rL~ 3a-l •
Gospel. He desires us to publish it in
our paper. It is against bur rule to in
dulge merely personal strictures in our
columns; we therefore suppress names,
but for the benefit of mankind and the
English language, we will quote some of
the excited Missourian’s tremendous in
vective against the Free-soiler, as fol-
Ipws
*• Yonjire tr fourth-rate preacher, but
a first- rate liar. Crime, cowardice and
corruption glare forth from your glasses,
gimlet-skewed eyes,‘like a guilty thing
upon a fearful summons.'
_ “ When the Devil shall search hell for
bis jewels, he will gloat with a fiendish
grin, and express his joy in an eldrich
and unearthly squeak upon finding in
the lower abyss, the putrid, gangrened,
leprous and plague-spotted body, of D—
S. * * Now, I dismiss you to the
lashings of your own guilty, conscience!—
yoq assinine, ape-browed, ash-colored
Abolitionist!—you black-hearted, blear-
der leaning against the post of the hotel
piazza, twirling a shadow walking stick,
now and then coaxing the hair on his
Up hnd waiching every lady-that passes,
not that he cares to see them, but is
anxious to know whether tlieyareobserv-
ing him; he belongs to the ‘stuck up
folks.’ What is the occadon ? Well,
he happens tp hare, a rich father, and 1 a
HON. JOHN P. KENNEDY’S LETTER.
- ‘ Baltimore., May 8th; 1856.
My Dear Sir: In answer to your enqui
ry as to the acceptance of the nomina
tion by Mr. h illmore, I. can only say,
that I am in daily expectation of hearing
from himself upon this subject. I fo£
warded to him. * about the middle of
March, the letter of the Committee, ap
prising him of the proceedings «.f the
Philadelphia Convention, and soon af
ter a duplicate. I have as yet received
no communication from him in reply.
attribute this to the fact of his having
setout;for the North of Europe, and the
delay incident to the transportation of
letters to him on his route of travel. I
foolish, vain mother, who has taught have no doubt, however, of h» accept-
himVuat he isn’t ‘common folks.” and mice, and have no hesitation in repeating
eyed, brainless buzzard !—you craven,
cringing, cheese-faced coward 1—you
dark, damnable, double-faced driveler !
—you empty, crawlitigcreeping ear-wig!
—you foul-headed, fish-mouthed fool!
—you godless, guilty ghoul!—you heav
en-defying, hell deserving hypocrite!—
you itch-infected, infernal imp!—you
Jesuitical Judas Iscariot [—you knock-
kneed, kangaroo-shaped knave l 1 —you
lousy, loose-tongued loafer!—you mullet
headed, miserable mandrake 1—you
pusillanimous, pewter-eyed poltroon !—
you razor-faced, red-mouthed ‘rip 1*—
you sap-headed, shallow-faced, scrub!—
you tallowfaced, truckling trickster I—
you unwashed, unannoinled ulcer!—
you white-livered, wall-eyed, weazel-
souled wire-worker !—you yelping, yel
low, jaundiced yahoo!—you ‘gizzard-
footed’ zigzagzancy 1”
Here the dictionary collapsed—the
English tongue broke down, and the
Yankee faitited away. Whether lie will
survive the cursing he gotr-mainsto be
seen.—[Sf. Louis Intelingencer.
SHUTTING DOORS.
‘‘Don't look so cros«, Edward, when
I call you back to shut the doof ';‘ grand
mother feels the cold wintry wind; and,
besides, you have got to spend all your
life shutting doors, and might as well
begin now.”
Do forgive me, grand-mother!
ought to be ashamed to cross you. But
what do you mean ? I am going to col
lege, and then I am going tq be a law
yer,”
“Well, admitting nil that; I imagine
Squire Edward C— will have
good many doors to shut, 1 if he ever
makes much of a man.”
What kind of doors? Da tell me. grand
mother.”
. ‘ Sit down a minute, and I will give
you a list.
“In the first place, the doors of your
‘Cabs most he closed 'against bad lan
guage and evil counsel of the - boys and
young men you will meet with at- school
ami college, or y«u will be undone.—
Let tb< ro once get possession of that door,
and 1 would not give much for Edward
C — —’a future prospects.
“The door of yours eyes, too, must
be shut against bad: books, idle novels,
and low, .wicked newspapers, or your
studies will be neglected, and you will
grow up a useless, ignorant man; you
will have to close them sometimes aga-
ihsl the fine' things exposed for sale' in
the shop windows, or you will never
leant to save your money, or have any
left to give away. ;
“The door of-,your lips will need
especial care, for they guard an unruly
member, which maks great use of the
bad company let in at the doors of the
eyes and ears. The door is very apt
to blow open; and- if not constantly
watched, will let out angry, trifling, or
volgar words. It will backbite, some
times worse than the winter's wind, if it
is .left open too long. I would ad vise
you to keep it shut much of the time, till
you have laid up a store of knowledge,
or at least till you have-soraethibg valua
ble to say. ,• .
“The inner door of your heart, most
be well shut against temptation, for con
science, the door-keeper, grows very in
different if you disregard bis call; and
sometimes drops asleep at his post, and
when you may think you are doing very
well, you are last going down to ruin.
•‘If. you carefully guard the outside
doors of the eyes, ears and-lips, y ou wilt
keep out many Cold blasts of sin, which
get iii before you think.
“Thisshutting doors; yoa see, Eddy,
will be a serious business; one on which
your well doing in this life and the next
depends.”
folks,” and
that poverty is almost the sapie as vul
garity'and meanness, and so he has be*,
come ‘stuck up,’ be doesn’t take pains iq
learn anything, for lie does not feel the
need of knowing any more: he does not
work, for he has never required it, and
he is so extensively ‘stuck up,’ that he
hasn't the least idea that he will ever
come down—-he dosen’t know, however.
“There goes a young woman—lady
she calls herself—with ifie most conde
scending air to nobody in particular, and
an all prevading consciousness that she
had not earned the salt she eats, knows
a little, very little, of a good many things,
and nothing thoroughly of anything; is
most puzzled lest she should be puzzled
to make a selection out of some fifty
young men, all of whom are dying for.her
she supposes ; she is one of the “stuck up
folks,” and that is about all she is. That
old gentleman over the way, barricaded
with half a pard of shirt collar, guard
ed by a gold headed cane, with a pom
pous pationizing air—do you see him ?
Well he is one of t he ‘stuck up’, too. He
has been so about ten years, since he
got off his leather apron, and began to
speculate successfully in real estate.—
There are other fools of this class, some
stuck up" fijr having at some lime been
constable, justice of the peace, an_alder-
man, and in varicus otbe? ways they
get ‘Stuck up” notion?. They are not
proud people, for .they dp not rise to the
dignity of pride; they are not distinguish
ed folks, for they have not the abil ty or
character enough to make them to, these
are just whkl they seem to be * ‘stuck up’ ‘
—let them stick.
Donald answered, with much simplicity ten penny nail into; the door pannel—
‘ Ay, and please your honor, and ye eat a «*Me? oh, I get6 readin’, spelliti, an I
great deal nf steak to your bread!’ spanking. ’
One 6f the Mothers of’76.
Mrs. Sarah Philbrook, of Hardwick,
VI., a widow of a Revolutionary soldier,
and whose age is ninety-four years made
and sold last season, from two cows, six
hundred pounds of butter, besides milk
and;batter for ffiraily use. Mrs Pnff
brook-has ho assistance except what is
rendered by her boy, who is' not quite
seventy years old, and who does not in
tend to marry while his mother is able
to do her work.
To Make Lire Hai'PY.—Take a
strong solution of-brotherly love, add to
it the essence of purity, and shake them
well in the cup of fidelity. Then carry
them abuut your person wherever you go.
The deeper you -drink, the happier yon
will he.
A subscriber writes to a western
editor, “ I don’t want your paper any
longer,”—to which the editor replies—
“ I wouldn’t muke it any longer if you
did "J its present length -suiti* me very
well. ’ ’ > '
SELFISHNESS.
Live and let live, is a very excellent
maxim, and absolutely essential to be
observed by those who would go though
the world with comfort to themselves,
and meriting the good opinion of others.
Love thy neighbor as thyself, is a divine
precept, and a selfish man, although the
law cannot reach him. is fairly guilty of
high treason against human nature. A
selfish person is generally an ungrateful
one, and a long catalogue of offences
may be. traced to this first cause, at the
head of which is avarice, while robbery
and violence bring up the rear.—The
wickedness of selfibnes>) is forcibly ex
pressed io the following little narrative
“ I remembered when I was a boy at
sehool.two of the boys proceeded to
pond, for- the purpose of swimming
gallipot, which wa3 the property of the
bigger boy of the two. It chanced tha'
in thu eagerness incidental to this ex
citing amuseme'it, the smaller boy
tipped into the water, and, after a good
deal of struggling, sank; and was drown
ed. After the melancholy catastrophe
the bigger' boy was questioned as ter what
efforts he had made to rescue his com
panion, and bis answer made it evident
that he had by no n earn exerted him
self to the utmost. This conviction
produced a severe rebuke from tl\p
tutor; upon® which Muster Simpson
burst into a flood of tears, and said,
Jo think that I could have saved Green
—but- -if I had -tried, Is' , toti!d hat* lost
my gallipot P 1. '
Anecdote of the New Chaplain.
The Rev. Henry Clay Dean, the
present chaplain of the United States
Senate, was some years ago a resident
of North-Western Virginia. -Wipfe
preaching one day at a church situated
a few milvs from Fairmount, he was
annoyedJiy the inattention of his con
gregation as manifested in turning their
heads to see everybody who came io.—
“Brethren,” said he, “it is very difficult
to preach when thus interrupted. Now
do you listen to me.' and ! will tell yon
the name of every man as he enters the
church." Of course.this remark at
tracted universal attention. Presently
someone entered:—“Brother William
Satterfield,” called out the preacher,
while that “brother” was astonished be
yond measure, and endeavored in vain
to guess what, was the matter. Anoth
er person came in—“brother Joseph
Miller !” bawled the preacher with a
like result ; and so perhaps , in other
cases. After awhile the congregation
were aira'zed at hearing the preacher
call out in p loud voice: “A little old
man with a bine coat and white hat on!
Don’t know who he is! You can look
for yourselves.”
Voltaire defined a physiciaa as an un
fortunate gentleman, expected every
day to perform a miracle—namely, to
reconcile health and intemperance.
to you what I said a few weeks ago to - *
some of the members of the American ,
State Convention at Greetisborougli,
North Carolina, that a formal letter of
unqualified acceptance may be confident
ly expected at an early day f
It may be, indeed, that Mr. Fillmore,
having received the announcement of
the Committee at the moment of his re
turn from the continent to England, may
defer his answer until he arrives here
himself:; but upon the question of his
ecceptance, you may assure your friends
there is no; reason to doubt that it will
certainly be given—Mr. Fillmore is too
deeply impressed with a sense of bis
duty to ihe couutry to shrink at such a
time as this; from the high rt sponsibiliiy
cast upon him hy his' political position.
He is aware that his past service. .in a
period of great embarrassment and dan
ger, iq the domestic affair- of the Union,
tas formed Hie principal inducement to
the call which has lately been made
upon him by the Convention in Phila
delphia. 1 ! He would not be -the man he
has proved himself to be, if from any
fear of contest or consideration of per
sonal ease, he should decline a summons
which so strongly, addresses itself to his £
patriotism.
I know, aivjsodoyou, with what pro
found regret Mr. Fillmore noted the ac
tion of the present* Administration and
its friends in opening anew that angry
and dartgerdus discussion on slavery, by
the abrogation of the compromises US
1850, and with it the repeal of the old
Missouri Compromise.—He 'foresaw it>
il, what lias been so sadly realized, a
more exasperated agitation of sectional
strife and increased difficulty in the wav
of peaceable settlement; and now, whem
this mischief has been dune. 1 know
that he looks with a stronger faith in the ^
American party as the only effective
centre upon which the Intelligent and
patriotic friends of the. Union may be
rallied and organized with a good hope
of bringing back the country Jo its old
conservative position with reference to
this unhapy dissention! He confides
in the loyalty of that party to the Union,
its devotion to the Constitution, its true
estimate of the national sentiments of
the people, and its determination to
maintain a position which shall enable
it to check the excesses of faction m
both extremes of Nortb and South; he
confides in these as presenting a basis-
upon which all sound and earnest friends
of peace and constitutional supremacy
may be untied in the administration of
the government.
The virulence with which this party
is assailed jurst now hy the two antago
nistic organizations which have enter
ed the field against it. is no acknowl
edgement of its strength and a propf of
their fears. Each ofthem hare their
own serious reasons for thinking it exp> - &>'
dicht to spreod tbd opinion that Air.
more means to'decline,' or ought to be
withdrawn from the canvis.-*.
Ills prospects, nevertheless, ore better
than any mau who can be brought
against him. lu the South 1 give turn
Delaware; Maryland, North Carolina,
Kentucky and Tennessee, as certain »
Louisiana'and. Missouri, I think, will
also give him their votes. Virginia amt
Georgia he may carry ; and even Mis
sissippi, though 1 do not count on them;' -
You can estimate hjs strength in the
South better than I can. Of the Wc-t
i cannot speak, since so much depends
wns there upon future dc velopnients. '
I have recently rcturned from dj uf-
ney through several of the Southern.
States, and with pleasure fiTwi i r . 1
while there, that the American party
were wisely calling,into sen ice, as can
didates for their electoral ticket* and
for other responsible trusts, the wot i hi-
est aftet most distinguished citizen*,
known and.approye'd for their conserva
tism without-respect to (heir connection
with the patly through any form, but
looking only to their affinities with the
-party in sentiment and opinion—they
giving a broader und morej t>t founda
tion to their own power as a politic J
body. _
I hope that this course will be adopted
generally and the objections of enemies
be silenced, hy shnwing that in the.no
mination of Mr. Fillmore: tho American
organization has advanced from the
character and position of an order inf >
that of a great—political p riy, large
enough to embrace every friend of the
Union and the Constitution, and strong
enough to concentrate a power that will
be found ample to protect and perpet
uate both.
Why is a forged note like a whisper ?
It buttered but never allowed, (aloud.)
Very truly yours.
' JOHN P. KENNEDY!'*
J. N. Reynolds, Esq.,New York.