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m r JOHN H. CHRISTY.
volume XXI.
DEVOTED TO NEWS, POLITICS, AGRICULTURE, EDUCATION AND GENERAL PROGRESS.
ATHENS, GEORGIA,—-WEDNESDAY, JUNE 17, 1874.
NUMBER 11.
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PROFESSIONAL ANII BUSINES CARDS,
USSR coss. | A, R. KIIWIX. I HOWXLL COBB, JR.
riOHR, ERWIN £• COBB,
It ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
ATHENS, OEOnOIA.
Office in tho Deuprco Building. Dec21
B ANKRUPTCY.—Samuel P. Thurmond,
^ AUornrfy-ftt-Lawr. Athens, Ga.
Ojficfon Broad street,over the *tor* of'Jiarry A Son,
VTUlgire special attentionto cases t».i Bankruptcy. Al
io, to th$ collection of all claims entrusted to his care.
R. LYLE, *~
Attorxkv at Law,
WA TKINSVILEtl, 0A.
JAMES
t De;J2
TOH.S M. MATTHEWS.
(J ArronsitY^AT Law,
. • Danioie* iilc. Ga.
P ompt Attention will be given to any business on-
ruated to his care. ____ MnrchlA.
TTIXGLA.NTI X 0RR,
I’i Wholesale and ReUi! Dealers,
and COMMISSION MERCHANTS,
, Dupree Hail,Broad St, Athens. Q.a.
We a:e now prepared to store Cottoc at 25 cents per
bale, and will advance cash when desired. Oct28.
X CLASSICAL SCHOOL,
Lla For Boys, cos, V’rny and Lumpkin sts.. Ath-
ap8-Sin LEE M. LYLE, Prin.
T II. HUGGINS,
»J , holosalo and Kotail Dealer in
DRV GOODS, GROCERIES, HARDWARE, Ac.
Feblft __ Broad Street, Athens, Ga.
TOIIX II."CHRISTY, _
J PUin and Fancy BOOK AND JOB PRINTER,
I Broad St., Athene, Ga.
Office corner Broad and Wall streets, over theatorc
June* D. Pittard. tf
PAVILION HOTEL,
1 CHARLESTON, S. C.
This FIRST-CLASS Hotel is situated in the very
centre of tho business part of tho city, and all who
itoptbere will find every convenience and luxury that
ctn beprocured. Board, pc? day* $3.00.
R. Hamilton, Supt. Mrs. L. 11. Butteufibld, )
DhclJ tf Proprietress |
qi'MMEY X NEWTON,
0 Dealers in
Foreign and Domestic HARDWARE,
Jtne? No. 0,Broad street, Athens, Ga.
Q C. DOBBS,
0, Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
Staple and Fancy DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, Ae.
FebS> No. 12 Broad Street, Athens, Ga. >
T?)mx SPEER,
Jjj LAWYER, ATHENS, GA.
Ae Solicitor General of Western Circuit, will attend
the Courts of Clarke, Walton. Gwinnett, Hall, Banks,
Jarkeon, Habersham, Franklin, Rabun and White,
and giro attention to collecting and other claims in
thoee counties. March 10, 1873.
K ELIAS, Attorney at Law,
. FRANKLIN, N. C.
Practices in all tho Courts of Western North Caro
lina, and in tho Federal Courts. Claims collected in
all parts of the State. aplfl—ly
TTWYARD K. HARDEN,
JJJ (Late Judge U. S. Courts Nebraska and Utah,
and now Judge of Brooks County Court)
Attorney at Law,.
july23 ly Quitman, Brooke County, Ga.
T F. 0’KELLEY’S
U. PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY,
Over Williams’Shoe store, Broad street, A^cm
tisnrgia, sefr3.
B P, CAMP,
. Attobbby* at Law,
CARNEQVILLE, GA.
Will giro prompt attention to all business er.trueted
Iiim. IIo will attend the Court, of llaborabom,
Franklin and Hail. «epI7—ly.
t. ratPLca. A x. p. nowii.i..
PEEPLES & HOWELL,
attorneys at law,
20 and 22, Kimball Home,
ATLANTA, GA.
PRACTICE in the State and Federal Courtr, ard
r attend regularly all tho Courts in Atlanta, includ
ing the Supremo Court of tho State, and will argue
raa.a upon brief* for absent parties, on reasonable
tirma.
They also practice in tho Courts of the counties con
tiguous or accessible to Atlsntaby Railroad, sepll^
M.W.RIDEN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
0, s. Claim Apt anft notary Pale
GAINESVILLE, GEORGIA.
,t®» Offlc* on Wilson street, below King A Bro’s.
jsbruary 1», 187S.
«■* ». SSTKB. BAD1SOR BULL.
ESTES Ac BELTj,
attorneys at law,
Gainesville. Georgia .
W ' ILL practice in the countieseomposinglbe West
ern Circuit, nnd Dawson and Forsyth counties
ft the Blue Ridge Circuit. They will also practice in
ttsSuprea-eCourtof Georgia, nnd in the UnitedStates
c "m at Atlanta. ma>14
JAS. L. LONG, M. D.
Surgeon, Accoucheur and Physician,
(Offtet at Mr. Thomas Skcats’ Store,)
Good Hope District, Walton co., Ga,
Oler, his profasslonai services to the citiuens of the
tttrounding country.
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Livery
' THE CHILDLESS MOTHER.
I lay my tasks down one by one,
I sit in silence in twilight’s grace;
Out of its shadow, soft and dun.
Steals like a star my baby's face.
Mocking cold are the world’s poor joys.
How poor to me all its pomp and pride!
In my lap lie the baby’s idle toys.
In this very room the baby died.
I will shut these broken toys away,
Under the lid where they mutsly bide,
I will smile in the face of the noisy day,
Just as if baby had never died.
I will take up my work once more,
As if I bf.d never laid it down ;
Who will dream that I ever wore
Motherhood's fine and holy crown T
Who will deem my life ever bore
Fruit the sweeter in grief and pain t
The flitting smilo that the baby wore
Outrayed the light of the loftiest brain.
I'll meet him in the world's rude din.
Who hath outlived bis mother's kiss,
Who hath forsaken her love for sin—
I will be spared her pang in this.
Man's way is hard and sore beset;
Many rnnst fall; but fow cau win !
Tbanks, dear Shepherd ! $My lamb is safe,
Safe from sorrow and safe from sin!
Nevertheless, the way is long.
And tears leap up in tho light of the sun,
I’d give my world for a crado song.
And a kiss from tho baby—only one!
—Vary Clemmer Amt*.
Practical Hints fir Farmers.
Ws extract as follows from the speech of
Hon. J. R. Dodge :
The cotton States have been especially per
sistent in disregarding the teachings of statis
tics and defying the laws of political economy.
Every intelligent publicist knows that a cer
tain amount of money, say a present averago
of $300,000,000, may be derived from cotton.
If tho average quantity is increased, the prico
diminishes, and vice versa.
If fluctuations are frequent, the speculator
or manufacturer, and not the producor, derives
an advantage. If you choose to produce 5,000,-
000 hales, you obtain 10 cents, per pound and
lose money ; if you grow but 3,000,000 bales,
you get 20 cents per pound, and obtain a profit.
Now, it is better for the world, and, in aseriesof
years, .tetter for the grower, to produce regu
larly enough to supply the current wants of
the trade at a medium aud remunerative price,
or as near a regular supply as possible, for the
vicissitudes of the season will inevitably cause
injurious fluctuations, despite the highest ef
forts of human wisdom aud foresight. As the
use of cotton iucreases, aud markets are ex
tended throughout tho world, its manufacture
wilt be enlarged, and its culture should obtain
corresponding enlargement. To overstep tbe
boundary of current demand, and glut tbe
market, may be pleasing to tbo speculator and
to the manufacturer, so far as bo combines
speculation with weaving, but it is death to
tbe grower.
There is much false reasoning ou this mat
ter. A planter may truly affirm that bo ob
tains $30 per acre for bis cotton, and but $25
for his com, and he tbereupou and therefore
declares that he will plant no more corn. Let
all act npon this suggestion, and instead of
$30 for an acre of cotton and $25 for corn, tbe
total return of tho two acres of cotton will bo
but $30. A surplus of corn may be put into
meat, and wool, and whiskey, or used to eke
out a scarcity of some kind of forage for ani
mals ; but a surplus of cotton must wait for
the slow grinding of tbe mills of the fabricating
gods, usually until disgust at low prices re
duces production correspondingly.
Thus, wuile cotton is and long will bo tbe
leading product and tbe most profitable field
crop at fair prices, its prominenoe- in 'the list
has kept, and is now keeping these States ia
compan.tr's poverty, which ia unnecessary as
it is inconvenient and injurlons. It does not
produce money enough to give wealth to a pop
ulation of tine millions. The other crops, in
stead of barely equaling in tbe aggregate the
receipts from this, should represent at least; $4
for every one of cotton. The census record of
production in these States is but $558,000,000,
tbe record sbould be made to read $ 1,500,000,-
000. With three-fourths of tbe people of ten
States employed in agriculture, tbe value of
agricultural products exceeds but little that of
tbe States of New York and Pennsylvania,
whye only one-fourth are eo employed. The
averages for each person empldyed in agricul
ture in those States are respectively, as de
duced from tbe census, $677 aud $707, while
these of Georgia aud Mississippi are $239 and
$282. For the ten States tbe average is $267;
for ;bo four populous Middle States $386.
Even the States producing cheap corn show a
larger return, the average for one mao’s labor
in the five States between the Ohio river and
tbe lakes being $498, while tbe six sterile East
ern States produce $490 for each farmer. It
may be tbe census is less complete in tbe cot
ton States, but it is undeniable that agricul-
tural|industry makes a smaller aggregate return
there than in any other section. Nor Is the
reason wanting; it is due to the prominence
of cotton, the return for which is substantially
a fixed quantity, and tbe neglect of other re
sources.
Let ns glance at tbe topography and capa
bilities of this section. The area occupied by
cotton, allowing 10 per cent additional to usu-
which could and sbould all be grown in the
States. But one pound in ten of the required
snpply is now made, npon a smaller surface
than half of a single county twenty miles
square. Tbe demand of tbe world for oils—
cotton, rape, palma ebristi and many others—
is large, aBd prices are remunerative, and this
section is peculiarly adapted to their produc
tion. V
100,600,000 pounds of cheese, to compete
with an equal quantity in New York, without
danger of glutting tbe market, could be made
from grasses of the glades that grow on lauds
costing one-twentieth tbe value of Empire
State pasturage. More than 200,000,000 acres
of these States are covered with wood, aud
tho axe is still brought into requisition to gir
dle tbe mouarehs of the forest and await a
slow decay, for replacing fields worn out by a
wasteful culture, while atimber famine threat
ens other sections of tbe country, and a thou
sand iorms ef woody fabrication can be trans-
mutted into gold—at leaet into greenbacks,
which seem to be preferred to gold in certain
districts. Even the forest lands—certainly
those of the cotton belt—are covered with wild
grasses, only partially ntilized, which, in con
nection with the herbage of the prairie sections
are worth, in flesh and wool, at a meagre es
timate, half the value of the cotton crop. The
list might be increased indefinitely. With tbe
introduction of the best machinery, the mc-st
economical methods and tbe most efficeit
means of fertilization, with well directed and
persistent labor, adapt ed to tho wants of all
classes of workers, the present population is
amply sufficient to doable tbe gross product
of agricultural industry, and far more than
doubloite profits.
Another Boy that had a Hatchet.
A little boy having heard a beautiful story
about a little boy and a hatchet, and how, be
cause tbe little boy wouldn’t tell a lie, he, in
time, got to be President of the United States,
was very much impressed by it. Now, it so
happened that on tbe last day of March, be
was just teu years old, and his father asked
him what ho would like to have for a birthday
present. Very naturally the boy’s answer
was: * A little hatchet, if you please, papa.’
The father bought him a little hatchet that
very day. and tba boy was so delighted that be
took it to bed with him.
Early the next morning he got up, dressed
bimaolf, took his littlo hatchet, and wont out
into tbe gardCD. There, as luck would have
it, tbe first thing that caught bis eye was bis
father’s favorite cherry tree. ‘ My eyes!’ ex
claimed tbe little boy to himself, ‘ what a time
my father would make if a fellow were to cut
that tree !' It was i\ wicked thought, for it
led him into temptation. There was the tree
—tall, straight, and fair—standing invitingly
before him—Just the thtng'fcrasharp hatchet.
And there was tbo hatchet—etrong, sharp and
shining—just the tbvg for a favorite cherry
treo. In another instant tbe swift strokes of
the ax were hoard in tbe still morning air, and
before long a small boy was running toward
tbe bouse. His father met him at the door.
‘ My boy, wbat noise was that I beard just
now I Surely you have not been at my favor
ite cherry tree!’
The boy stood proudly before him, but with
downcast eyes and flushing cheeks.
* Father,’ he said, * I cannot tell a lie. That
cherry treo is .’
* Say no more, said the father, extending
his a? me. ‘You have done wrong, my son;
and that was my favorite tree; but you have
spoken the truth. I forgive you. Better
to •’
This was too much. The boy rushed into
his father’s arms.
4 Father!’ be whispered, 4 April fool! I
haven’t touched tbe cherry tree; but I almost
cbopped tbe old apple-stump to pieces. 4
4 You yeung rascal you 1* cried the father,
4 do you mean to say you haven’t chopped my
cherry treot April fool year old father, will
you t Take off your coat, sir!
With a suppressed sob, tbe little boy obey-
ATHENS, GEORGIA.
q ANN «c REAVES, PROPRIETORS,
Will ’<■ * nnd at their old stand, tut Franklin
'• House building, Thornes itreet. Keep always
o»»4 good Turn-oats end careful drivers.
5toek well eared for whon entrusted to our euro,
stock ou hand for sale at all times. deeJ5—tf
r’__j ki Coin CfoKla al estimates, is lees than one fortieth of tbe
I rccU Gl OaltJ OlaLMCj t i, e eurface of these States it is but one thir
teenth of tbe proportion actually occupied as
farms. Forty-six per cent, on the census crop
was grown in eighty one counties, which are
all that produce as much as ten thousand bales
each; Aid 77 per,cent grew in 215 oounties,
making not less that five bates each. The
total acreage in cotton is scarcely more than
one-sixteenth of tbe surface of Texas. Wbat ia
to be done with the other fifteen-sixteenths t A
very large proportion of tbe area of these States
is nnadaptad to cotton, either by reason of el
evation or of soil. f
There is no other section of the country with
resources so varied; none presenting each a
field fornew and promisin'genterprises. Com
petition is possible with tho eea islands in or
anges and bananas and other fraitsin Florida,
and with New York and Michigan in apples,
and other fruits on tbo table land*, of the AI-
legbanies. More than half the value of all
cotton exports is paid for imports of sugar
WALTON HOTEL,
^ MONROE, OA.
THE tubserifcer would tesp"»failj inform travelers
* »»d the public gonenily that be baa takoi eharga
* '»• above Hotel, and will spar# no puff* to make
*» «»»rorubla who may favor him with their patron-
ills chargta will bo-reaaonablu. jan28 l®
ffig^R. B. ADAIR, D. D. S.,
GAINESVILLE, GA.
Beuthaaat oornar Publio Square. marJT
* A. A.. EDGE,
Shoe aud Harness
MA TTRTt.,
‘WUA-i, WATKINSVJLLE, GA
ed.
baud descend upon bis shrinking form
4 My son, 4 said the father, solemnly, as he
stroked the little shoulder, ‘ it is the first of
April. Go thy way. 4
How to Make Mischief.
Keep your eyo on your neighbors. {Take
care oi them. Do not let them stir without
watching. They znay^do something wrong if
yin do. To be sure, you never knew them to
do anything very bad, but it might bo on yonr
account that they have not. Perhaps if it bad
not boen for your kind care, they might have
disgraced themselves a long time ago. Tbsre-
fore, do not relax any effort to keep them where
they ougjit to be. Never mind yonr own busi
ness—that will take care of itself. There is
& man passing along—be is looking over tbe
fen .a—be suspicious of him ; perhaps he con
templates stealing, some dark night; there is
no knowing what queer fancies he may have
got iu his head.
If there are any symptoms of any one pass
ing out of the path of duty, tell every one else
that you see,; and be particular to see a great
many. It is a good way to circulate such
things, it may not benefit yourself or any
one else iu particular. Do keep something go
ing—silence is a dreadful tbiag; though it is
said that then was silence in Heaven for tbe
space of half an hear, don't let let any each.a
thing occur on earth; it would be too much for
this mundane sphere.
If, after all yonr watchful care, yon can not
see anything out of the way in any one, you
may be sure it is not because they have not
done anything bad; perhaps in an unguarded
moment yon lost sight of them—throw out
bints that they are no better than they should
be. that you should not wonder if the people
found out what they were, after a while, then
they may not hold their heads so high. Keep it
going, and seme may take the hint, and be
gin to help yon along after a while! and there
will be music, and every thing will work to a
charm- «
[NewYork Sou Letter.
A Florida Siege.
WHAT CAME OF A MATRIMONIAL TRADE ON
THE SUWANEE.
As I came down stairs the other morning I
saw Capt. Frank Sams, a noted hunter, seated
on the edge of tbe stoop, swinging his feet in
to a rosebush. * Look here,’ said he, 4 you
think you know something abont Florida mur
ders. The Lang and Cochrane stories ain’t a
patch to the beauties of the Suwanee country.
Ont there they make a wholesale business of
it. Some time ago two men Darned Locklier
and Mnndy lived near tbe mouth of the Su
wanee river. They raised cattle for a living.
Locklier had an average looking woman for a
wife, while Mundy was a widower with a
mighty fipe daughter. The two men got quite
thick, and used to cow drive together and eat
in each other’s houses. After a time, Mundy
took a fancy to Locklier’s wife, and Locklier
took a fancy to Mundy’s daughter. So they
struck up a trade. After palavering around,
Mundy offered to give his daughter for Lock
lier’s wife and twenty bead of cattle. Lock
lier took him up straight, and the bargain was
made.’
I asked tbe Captain what kind of girl tbe
daughter was.
4 Well, 4 be replied, 4 I’ve heard she was a
plump little filly, about eighteen years old.—
Locklier’s wife was a little skinny, but she was
a good driver, and worked well in harness with
her husband. The daughter never made any
objection to the bargain, and tbe wife, like
most of tbe women, was glad of anything for
a change. So Mundy drove off the twenty
head of cattle and the old woman, and Lock
lier shook himself down in tbo cabin with tbe
daughter. Things were all snug. Weil, in
about two weeks Locklier’s .wife got sick of it.
She declared that her husband was bad enough,
but he was an angel alongside of Mundy. She
went back home, and swore that she wouldn’t
live with Mundy any longer under any circum
stances. Then Mundy came up to Locklier’s
house and wanted hie daughter back. The
daughter by this time had fallen in love with
Locklier, and you couldn’t have driven her
ont of bis cabin with a pack of dogs. Lock
lier said sbe shouldn’t unless tbe old naan drove
back the twenty head of cattle. Mundy said
he'd see Locklier in beil before he brought
back the cattle, and threatened to shoot him
if be didn’t turn over his daughter. Locklier
told him to shoot and be doddrotted. So they
parted bad friends.’
THE CART-WHEEL BATTERY.
I interrupted the Captain by asking wbat
the neighbors thought of such proceedings.
4 Well,’ he replied, ‘ thpy didn’t have many
neighbors. Wbat they did have were like
themselves. They looked npon the whole
thing as a bona fide bargain) and if one or tbt
other got ebeatod it was no outsider’s busi
ness. As I was a saying, Mundy declared war.
He threw up a sort of parallel around Lock
lier’s bonse, aud bombarded it with a double-
barreled shot-gun. All day loDg he laid
around the house, waiting for a shot. Lock
lier was afraid to go out or to even show his
face at the window. For hours he would sit
on a chair with his old rifle across bis knees
and watch the door. Whenever the latch
moved be would blaze away without waiting
to find ont who was coming in. Two or tbreo
times be came near shooting his wife when she
was out after a pail of water. You see ho
knew Mundy meant business, and be wasn’t
going to let him get a twist on him. Mundy
skirmished around tbe house until dark.-
Then he traveled heme and get a good night’s
sleep; bat by daylight Locklier again found
him intrenched outside the door.
4 This arrangement lasted several days, anti
Locklier began to get tired of his imprison
ment. One night he took a couple of stout
cart wheels standing near his Cf .oin, boarded
tbem in on three sides with two-inch plank,
and when Mnndy put iu an appearance the
next morning confronted him with this move
able battery. Tbe tables were turned. The
old man bad to fall back. Locklier followed
. .Some music teacher once wrote that 4 the
art of playing a violin requires the nicest per
ception and the mest sensibility of any art in
the known world.’ Upon which an editor
comments in the following manner: The art
of publishing a newspaper and making it pay,
and at the samo time making it please every
body, beats fiddlin' higher than a kite.'
at every jump. Moody was driven into bis
headquarters, and his antagonist took the part
of besieger. A dozen shots were exchanged
before sundown, and at dark Locklier drew
back to his house under cover of the battery.
Before the roosters stopped crowing he was
again moving up tbe road toward Mundy’s
house, shelling his way every few rods, and
driving tbe old man and his sbot-gnn to cover.
THE MOONLIGHT TSAGBDY
‘ Well, the war was kept up this way abont
a week, bat at last it had to come to an end.
One bright moonlight night Locklier thought
he would quietly wheel his battery up the road
and see if be coaldn’t catch Mundy outside of
his fortifications. So he laid his rifle before
him and set the wheels agoing. He bad
shoved them about a quarter ef a mile, and
was just turning a curve in tbe road when he
heard a scraping noise on his left. Mnndy had
flanked him. By .the light of tbe moon ho
could see the old man on his knees behind
fence, shoving tbe barrels of hie shot gnn be
tween the rails and getting his head down to
take aim. Locklier bad no time to lose. He
snatched his riflo and sighted it. They fired
together. Mundy foil dead behind the fence
with a rifle bullet in his head,' and Locklier
tumbled into his battery with eleven buckshot
in his breast. He. lived abont four hoars, and
declared if he hadn't been listening to the
orlckete he would have seen Mnndy before the
battery passed him. *The wifo and daughter
buried the two men, divided the twenty head
of cattle and got all the property.’
[From the Buffalo Courier, Juno 2cl.]
On Eternity’s Brink.
The Heroic Rescue of William McCullough from
the Summit of the Niagara Cataract by Thom-
a* Conroy, the Cave of the Winds Guide.
We have to add this morning an unusually
interesting chapter to Niagara FailB history-
one as fully fraught with varied and thrilling
interest a9 any that has been written. It was
known here yesterday that a startling accident
had occurred at the Falls. At one time the
life of a human being was in imminent peril,
near the verge of tho relentless cataract; this
announcement to be followed within half an
hour with the gratifying intelligence that the
man had been rescued by extraordinary effort.
Such meagre details as our correspondent
we gave to our readers in the afternoon paper.
The accident aud the rescue were announced
together, and, bare and bald as were tbe state
ments, readers shivered at tbe very thoughts
they called up. There is something electrify
ing in the mere idea of an accident at Niagara
Falls, for it generally means a tragedy, and an
awful one; but yesterday’s accident, with all
its attendant consternation and terror, was
more than compensated for by tbe fact that it
gave to tho world a hero—Thomas Conroy by
name.
The aeoident occurred a little before eleven
o’clock yesterday forenoon. Wo. McCullough,
a painter by trade, aged about sixty years, aud
an oid and highly respseted citizen of Niagara
Fall^,, was engaged in. painting tho middle
bridge which spans the torrent that rushes be
tween the first and second of the Three Sister
Islands. He occupied a position, with a com
panion, on a scaffold which had been swung
down on the lower side of tbe bridge. Ap
proaching his fellow-workman, he asked him
for some putty, and receiving the same step
ped back just a little too far, and in an instant
was on his back at the bottom of the torrent.
Right where he fell the Hermit's Casrado
pours its angry waters, aud in less time than
it takes to write dbout.it the unfortunate man
waa borne away in the direction of the Horse
Shoe Fall. The other workman and Mr. Geo.
E. Curtiss, who witnessed the accident, aud
who were paralyzed by what seemed to be the
inevitable fate of McCullough, watched tbe
disappearing form till it was swept out of the
mors rapid current into a small eddy, from the
midst of which rose a rock.
Against this rock, which is fairly submerged,
McCullough was thrown, having been rolled
ore' nn his face jnst before reaching it, and
with tho instinct of a drowning man be clung
to it. At the rock the water is between four
aud five feet deep, and although stunned by
the fall and exhausted by the angry waters
which had borne him about fifteen hundred
feet in the direction of a grave, he had strength
enough remaining to enablo him to climb tbe
rock and seat himself npon it.
The two men who witnessed tbe fearful de
scent, seeing that McCullough was at least
temporarily safe, speedily gave the alarm in
the village, and soon an excited multitude
lined the river’s bank and contemplated tbo
'scene with such feelings of emotion as may not
be described. Men, women aud children in
stinctively sought to determine upon some
means of rescue, even though their hearts
throbbed with a terrible fear.
The rock upon which sat the maD, upon
whom all eyes were eagerly centered, was tbe
last that projects from the reef below tbo
glands. Between it and tbe shore there swept
a wide and deep torrent, while below it the
river Opens oUt to Its fuffest width, as IT it re
fused to encounter any further obstruction be
fore it takes Us final plunge into tbe gorge
some sixty rods below. The plan of a rescue
was not easy to solve, and the question of tbe
power of endurance to the old man was a seri
ous one in this connection
Fortunately Mr. Pettibonebad informed tbo
people at tbe Cave of tbe Winds tbat a man
had fallen from the bridge, and Thomas Con
roy, one of the guides, beard tbe remark. He
thought that l man bad fallen from the Ter
rapin Tower bridgo, and had gone over tbe
fails, and started leisurely up tbe bank. He
bad not gone far when he found that nearly
the entire population of the village bad got
there before him, and soon he saw the man on
the rock. He hastened his steps; be knew
tbat be was the only man in all that crowd
who conld save McCullough. Some distance
above the rock he found awaiting nso a coil of
-ope about an inch in thickness, and passed it
into .the hands of a dozen or fifteen men. He
consulted nobody; be asked no one’s advice;
but with as much coolness as if he were pro
ceeding to dinner, be took one end of the rope
in his left hand, told them to pjay it out to him,
descended the bank and proceeded into tbe
river, only taking the precaution to divest him
self of his boots.
About forty feet from tbe shore ho discover
ed that the recks over which he picked his
way were too slippery in the strong current,
and he returned. He sent to the Cave of the
Winds for his felt shoes, and these were
brought him with the utmost dispatch. These
donned, he again started on his perilous jour
ney, from a point abont two hundred feet above
the rock npon which sat McCullough. Cau
tiously, bat with impertarbable coolness, he
moved ont in an obliqne direction till he reach
ed a point beyond the line of the rock, the wa
ters at every step threatening to sweep him ont
of sight. Carefully he picked his way, now in
shallow water aud now in deep, and d*wn with
the tide he went till he reached the roc'-h, and
found awaiting his comiDg a man sbi rering,
exhausted and almost incapable of utasrancs
Conroy had accomplished a herculean tusk in
reaching the rock as he did, to say not a word
about the danger he braved; he bail to keep
the long line of heavy rope taut with his left
hand while feeling bis way on rocks as slippery
as ice, and contending with a current which
would have speedily carried a man of ordinary
strength off his feet.
In McCullough's band he found clutched the
putty knife he was using at the time of the ac
cident, and this he took from him and pat it in
his pocket. This done', he tied tho rope about
McCnllongh’s waist, took hold of it himself
with his left hand simply, sad both started for
the shores For a hundred feet 1 or so Conroy
bad not.oniy to look out for himself, but for
tho enfeebled old man in hie charge. It was
hard work, bat they made this distance with
out accident.
The end was not yet, however, for as they
entered the torrent which ran between tbe
shore and the rock both ware swmpt off their
feet and buried in the mad watejrs. The men
on the shore palled the rope as rapidly as was
safe, and McCullough and bis rescurer were
dragged ashore. Tho papor-m ill whistlo blew
the hour of noon just as Conroy- aud McCul
lough reached the bank, and
with thi3 huzzas rent the air and ecstaey
usurped the placo of dread auxnety.
McCullough was promptly carried to his
home in blankots that wore in readiness, and
Conroy walked up tho bank and among tho
large concourse of people. Tbe crowd, wish
ing to testify promptly and substantially to
their appreciation of Conroy’s heroism, took
up a collection for him, and about two hundred
dollars wei#harded to him—a sum very ac
ceptable to a poor man.
After the rescue, Mr. McCullough's condi
tion was found to be quite serions, partial de
lirium having set in, bat no fatal consequences
are anticipated.
Thomas Conroy, who has proved himself
every inch a hero, was born in Ottawa, Canada,
twenty-five years ago, of Irish parentage, but
spent his early boyhood in Montreal. For
seven years he was a sailor along the New
foundland coast, and only about seven years
have elapsed since he first became a citizen of
Niagara Falls.
Married the Same Woman Twice.
Many years agoayoungschoolmaster, living
in ono of the States east of the Mississippi,
contracted the gold fever, at the time very
prevalent, aud started for California. He had
married a young wifo but a short time before
but hoping to make bis fortune speedily and to
return soon, he left her behind him, in ber na
tive home, when, it was thought she would be
more comfortablo than sbe could be made in
tbe rough gold regions. But disappointment,
which is the lot of mortality, befel the young
adventurer. Tho golden stream into his lap
was neither quick nor violent. His visions of
wealth turned out but idle dreams. He did
not succeed in accumulating anything, and be
waa too prond to return penniless. His letters,
after awhile, became nnfrequent, and finally
tbe correspondence between busbaud and wife
was wholly discontinued. Neglected love will
generally grow dim, and in tho process of time
the wife, apparently forgotten by her long ab
sent husband, sought the separation in law
from the bonds of matrimony which bad for
years existed in fact. Sho was divorced. A
rich neighbor, looking upon her attractions as
too great to wither away in loneliness, offered
;him8elf and was accepted. With this second
husband the young woman lived a number of
years, when he died. She was now a wealthy
widow, still retaining many of her youthful
charms.
We now come to tho strangest part of the
story. A few montb3 ago, the first husband
returned from bis long residence in California,
and happening to meet bis twice-married,
once-divorced and once-widowed wife, their
early love was re-kindled in the hearts of both,
and they were speedily re-married, and are
now living together!
It is not in fiction, but in reality, tbat tbe
strangest romances are to be found.
Be Always Neat.
Some folks are very charming at evening
parties, but surprise tbem iu tbe morning
when not looking for company, and enchant
ment is gone. There is good sense in the
following advice to young ladies:
Yonr every day toilet is part of yonr charac
ter. A little girl who looks like a 44 fury” or
a 44 sloven" in the morniDg is not to be trust
ed, however finely she may look in the even
ing. No matter how humble your room may
be, there are eight things it should contain :
a mirror, washstaud, soap, towel, cocnb, hair
brush, nail-brush and tooth-brush. These
are just as essential as your breakfast, before
which you should make good use of them.
Parents who fail to provide their children with
such appliances not only make a great mis
take, bat commit a sin of omission.
Look tidy in the morning, and after dinner
work is over improve your toilet. Make it a
rule of your daily life to 44 dress up" for tbe
afternoon. Your dress may or need uot.be
any better than calico ; but with a ribbon or
some bit of ornament, you can have an air of
self-respect and satisfaction tbat iovariably
comes with being well-dressed.
A girl with fine sensibilities cannot help
feeling embarrassed aud awkward iu a rag
ged and dirty dress, with ber hair unkempt,
sbould a stranger or neighbor come iu. More
over, your self-respect should demand the de
cent appareliiog of y ^ur body. You should
make it a point to lock as well as you can,
even if you know nobody will see yon but
yourself.
could supply us in tho midst of the excitement ho had encountered than any p arson In that
There is not a finer story of heroic life
and death in modern times than that afforded
by the short and obsenra career of George
Gordon, sixth Earl of Aberdeen, who was lost
at sea three years ago, while serving as mate
on an American sailing vessel in the West In
dies. He was one of those youog noblemen,
of greet wealth aud greater heart, who believe
that humanity has some claim npon him, and
he proposed to prepare himself for tbe duties
of his exalted station in life by practical ex
perience of the straggles and privations of the
poor. He came to this country, and, under an
asqniged name, worked fora living with his
bands, gaining regard and confidence of his fel-
low-laborors, who never suspected his real rank
and position. He bacame an able seaman at
last, and was lost in a storm in 1870. His
mother, the Countess of Aberdeen, has just
sent a,contribution of $1,600 to tbe American
Seamen's Friend Society, of Boston, for tho
purchase of books for the use of sailors. If a
proper history of his romantic life conld be
written, from materials now in the bands of his
family, it would be extensively read among tbe
fashionable society of England, and might in
duce some young gentlemen now at tbe cross
ing of tbe ways, to devote their lives to some
thing better than horses and ballet-dancers.
A Suggestion.
A writer says: 44 The absence, among many
men of the tender benevolence of borne, tbeir
disregard of tbeir sacred duty as beads of
bouaebolda to shed sunlight upon the hearts
of wives and children, to give smiles instead
of frowns or glooms, pleasant and loving words
instead of croesones to learn to talk intelligent
lyand freely with tbeir families when at home
and surrounded by them, instead of shutting
themselves up in frigid, stnpid, stolid, surly
silence is undeniable. It is equally reprehen
sible and contemptible, whether it springs
from laziness, or fear of ridicule, or false pride.
That man will exert the widest and best influ
ence on all around him, as a oitizon aud as a
neighbor, and be most respected ia-doorsand
out-doors, who is not too lazy, or too coward-
multitudo utterly unconscious of any act of jy, or too prtfud to he courteous and agreeable
heroism, and less concerned about the perils [ 0 society, aud to show himself considerate
and tender to his family,
TAKE THE PAPERS.
Why don’t you take the papers t
They’re Hie life of my delight—
Except abont election time—
And then I read for spite.
Subscribe, you cannot lose a cent,
Why sbould you be afraid t
For cash thus spent is money lent
On interest four-fold paid.
I knew two friends, as much alike
As ever you saw two stumps,
Aud no phrenologist could find
A difference in their bumps.
One took the papers, and bis life
Was happier than a king’s;
His children ail could read and write
And talk of men and things. <
The other took no paper,
And while strolling through tbo wood,
A tree fell down upon bis crown
And killed him—very good.
Had be been reading of tbe news,
At home, like neighbor Jim,
I’ll bet a cent tbat accident
Would never happened bim.
Go, then, and take the papers.
And pay to-day—pray not delay;
And my word beard, it is inferred,
Yen’ll live til! you are gray.
Wayside Gatherings.
..Why are the ladies the biggest thieves in
existence f Because they steel their petticoats,
bone their stays, crib their babies and hook
tbeir dresses.
..Ad amorous swain doclares ho is so fond
of bis girl tbat he has rubbed tbe skin from
bis nose by kissing her shadow on tbe wall.
A hopeless case that.
..Now that the word 41 hymeneal" is so
commonly used in reference to weddings, it is
suggested that births should be headed “ cry-
meneal" and deaths 44 dimene.il."
. .A barber, having a very intemperate man
to shave on Sabbath, begged bim to keep hie
mouth shut, as it was a punishable offence to
open a rum shop ou the Sabbath.
..To keep seeds from the depredations of
mice, mix some piccos of camphor with the
seeds. Camphor placed in drawers or trunks
will prevent mice from doing tbem injury.
44 Why do they call this sort of wool mo
hair, I'd like to know t" “ Dat isn’t wool,
honey ; dat dar kirn off a goat, an’ dey call it
morebair kaze a goat bavo mo' hair dan a
sheep."
.. 4 Building castles in SpaiD, Mr. S T’said
tbe landlady to Spicer, who was thoughtfully
regarding bis breakfast cup. 44 No, ma’am,"
said Spicer, 44 only looking ovor my grounds
in Java."
. .The title of a religious article on 44 Mirth
as a Means of Grace,” is perverted by a rural
compositor into 4 Mirtb is a means of Grease.’
He was doabtless thinking of tbe proverb :
44 Laugh and grow fat."
..Oneof the carpet-bag Congressmen from
tbe South delivered a public lecture in a room
in Pennsylvania avenue one night last week.
Tbe subject of bis lecture. was tbe refusal of
tbe bar-keeper to trust him fora drink.
..Wbat is tbe difference between a board
ing house-keeper and a cremationist 1 Tbe
one would turn hashes into tbe men, aud tbo
other turn men into ashes.
. .A cynical writer says : 44 Take a compa
ny of boys chasing butterflies ; put long-tail
ed coats on tbe boys, aud turn tbo butterflies
into dollars, and you have a beautiful pano
rama of tbe world."
..(With bis hair parted in tbe centre) “I
never knew a dozen girls, you kuow, wbo could
talk eonse with a fellow, you kuow." (With
her hair fuzzed aud frizzled and frowsy ami
tumbled over ber left eye)— 44 Weally 1 Well f
tbe fact is, all tbe girls I know suit their
conversation to the party with whom they are
talkiDg, “you know.’ ”
..A school-boy, being requested to write a
Composition upon tho subject of 44 Pins," pro
duced tbe following : 44 Pins are very useful.
They have saved the lives of a great many
men, women and children—in fact, whole fam
ilies." 44 How so,” asked tho puzzled teach
er. And the boy replied, 44 Why, by not
swallowing them.’ 4 This matches tbo story
of tbe other boy, wbo defined salt as 44 tbo
stuff tbat makes potatoes tasto bad when you
don’t put on any.”
..A little boy was recently presented with
a toy trumpet, to which he became greatly
attached. One night, fhen be was about to
be pnt in bis little bed, and was ready to say
bis prayers, be haDded tbe trumpet to bis
grandmother, saying : 4 Here, gran'ma, yon
blow while I pray.’
..Any body can soil the reputation of any
individual, however pure and chaste, by ut
tering & suspicion that bis enemies will believe
and bis friends neverhear of. A puff of tbe
idle wind can take a million of tbe seeds of a
thistle, and do a work of mischief wbioh the
husbandman must labor long to undo. Such
are tbe seeds of slander, so easily sown, so
difficult to gather up, and yet so .pernicious in
tbeir traits.
..‘Hi! where did you get them trousers!’
asked an Irishman of a man wbo happened to
be passing with a pair of remarkably short
trou8erson. 4 1 got them where they grew,’
was tbe indignant reply. 4 Then, by my con
science,’ said Paudy, 4 yau’vo palled them a
year too soon!’
. .Profanity never did any man tbe least
good. No man is the richer, or happier, or
wiser for it. It commends no ono to any so
ciety. It is disgusting to tbe refined, abomi
nable to the good, insulting to those with
whom we associate, degrading to tbe mind,
unprofitable, needless, and injurious to society.
. .The Detroit Free Press says, in answer to
a question as to who Mary Stuart was: 4 This
high-toned female was tbe Queen of Sheba,
also aunt of Saul of Tarsus, likewise sister of
Christopher Columbus, similarly cousin of
Gaily the Troubadour, ou bis mother's side.
She was at one time engaged in tbe sheep
business, and is tbe party allnrled to in Homer’s
highly dramatic epic poem, ' Mary bad a little
lamb.* Sbe traded ber sheep off subsequently
for an interest in the Eureka silver mine, and
got' rauttoned’ therein. Her death Was some
what sudden. She went ont one morning to
attend a little execution ibat was advertised
for that day, and while a mam was fooling
around with an axe, sbe met with an accident
which resulted fatally. Tile funeral was a
quiet- one. and as sbe was not a resident of
Philadelphia, she had uo obituary poetry.’ ?