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ATHENS, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY, OCTR 7, 1874.
NUMBER 27.
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TO THE VOTERS OF JACKSON CO.
Fellow-citizens-. We have been favored
with a communication signed by Green B.
Duke, the independent candidate for the
Legislature.* Now, most of people think
that Mr. I). is only the god-father of the
bantling—that it claims a more reverend
sire than his Grace the Duke—and that,
like a certain I >ill appointing commissioners
for this county, it comes to us claimed by
Church and State. It is tcell daddied—too
well, in fact! But we leave “ them” to set
tle the paternity, and proceed to answer
one and all who'claim it.
Tills Church-State paper details what are
called facts (Heaven save the mark!) about
some conventions; then it proceeds to set
forth the vital issues of this campaign.—
“Mercy on us, when the priest talks poli
tics and the laws would expound!” We
refer you to the documents, aud say, first,
that the outrageous charges made by the
Kev. P. F. G. B. Duke, of dishonesty, ini-
nuity, trickery, chicanery and unredeemed
pledges against such men as John J. Mc
Culloch. J. u. Me Lester, M. Cowan, the Bev.
Messrs. Cartledge, Kelly, Stark, Parker and
a host of such men, from town and county,
is too absurd to need answer. Charity sug
gests that surety the folly of desperation
dictated the foul slander.
Before the hand of Green R. Duke had
ever learned its cunning or his mind had
ever conceived a slander, John J.McCulloeh,
who was chairman of this “ clique” meet
ing, and who is, in the circular, charged
with falsehood, was known and honored by
the people of Jackson for his perfect hones
ty and unshrinking integrity. He has never
forfeited his noble reputation, nor has be
ever been accused of purchasing, on a cre
dit, more than fi fty-three hundred dollarb
worth of goods in the city of New York, of
discharging the debt with twelve hundred
and fifty d<illars, and pocketing over four
thousand dollars by the neat little game.—
Oh, shame! where is thy blush?
Again: Mr. D. is made to say that the
preliminary " meeting on Tuesday had de
creed that the nominations should not he
made by delegates selected by the districts
Thos. Jefferson and Patrick Mell, come to
the rescue of parliamentary law! Is Mr.l).
or his Bev. Clerk so iguor.iut as not to know
that the meeting on Tuesday could not
have controlled the subsequent meeting on
Friday, even if it had desired to do so ?
Now. what must we “honest yeomanry"
think of the first three columns of this won
derful circular* Ah ! fellow-citizens, it took
a vast deal of swaddling to make that bas-
tjinl pass for the child of truth.
The doings of both meetings are matters
of history, not < if logic. Why all this argu
ing to prove a simple truth of history, if it
i»e truth at all ?
Now, what arc the facts? Very briefly
these: On the 1st of Sept, a part of the De
mocrats of Jackson met at the court house
to cor,.'lilt about putting out candidates for
the Legislature (lower house) and it was
agreed by that meeting to simply call all
the Democrats together on Friday the 11th,
and that the whole matter be referred to
that mass meeting. That was all! Several
plans were suggested, but not one was
made to bind the future meeting. That
would have been too absurd. This fact was
stated by Col. J. B. Silman, the chair, and
others, but the Kev. reporter was too busy
with schemes and tricks to heed, or while
he was •• moving heaven and earth,” he stir
red up the enemy of truth. So much for
facts; now for the logic, which all goes
down under this one question: If a plan
for nominacing had been arranged by the
first meeting, where was the necessity for
the second or mass meeting to make the no
minations 1
Mr. D. uo doubt hoped a plan had been
adopted, for it was reported that he and his
friends said they would have all of his sup
porters present' ou Friday and secure the
nomination for him by the packing process.
Just here we would ask if it has ever en
tered Mr. D.'s brain that the people might
have suspected him of tricks and cliques,
and might not have chosen to give him time
to “ develop©” and “pack”? Is not this
just where the sore hurts? He was defeat
ed in that game, aud hence this howl about
“ cliques,” dishonesty and all that. In fact,
the whole procedure of Air. Duke in this
matter is most refreshingly cool. Was Air.
Duke deprived of any rights asa Democrat?
for, be it remembered, these were Demo
cratic meetings—not meetings of the “peo
ple” or “ voters,” as Mr. D. or his scribe
would have us “ honest yeomanry” believe.
Let us see: Did not Mr. Duke on the day ot
the first meeting declare himself au inde
pendent candidate? What right had he,
then, in that last meeting at all f
Again, had Mr. D. proven himself a good
Democrat and worthy of our support, be
fore that time? Was he not a leader in
the Union League a few years ago?” —
Did he, or did ite not supi>ort Mr. Cagle, (a
Kadieal) against Mr. Hancock, the Demo
cratic nominee, four years ago? Did he or
did he not, two years ago, try to get the
Democratic nomination ? and when he fail
ed did he not run as an independent, and
defeat the nominee by telling the colored
people he was a Bepublican 1 So say these
colored people; and no wonder they will
not support him now, for did he not then
go to Atlanta and enroll himself as a Dem
ocrat ? Again, did he not come back here
and tiT to reconcile the colored people to
himself—then to get the nomination—then
to be independent and prove all parties to
be cliques and beds of corruption and him
self to be the “ untrammelled,” honest can
didate and about all the salt we have to
save us ? Has he, after this, any rights in
any party T Would any Bepublican, or any
Democrat, or Bill Scruggs, or any other
Scruggs, wish to bag such a “ call ” as that ?
Let him go “ untrammelled,” fellow-citi
zens. We don’t wish to test any further
“that fidelity to our interests which we
know to have characterized his previous ca
reer in the Legislature,” And let us beware
of his wonderful promises, for,
« Tit Peril mat tiei and a taint It mculd be,
Tit Peril got tcell—tie deril a taint mat leT'
One other point, and we have done with
this part of the circular: Even supposing
that Mr. Duke had any right to present
himself in the second meeting, of which
meetinghe claimed two-thirds as his friends,
was it not passing strange that the one-
third could control the proceedings of the
meeting, as he charges!
But be says the chair falsely declared a mo
tion passed, which drove him and his friends
from the meeting, notwithstanding they bad a
majority of two-thirds, la be so ignorant of
parliamentary usage as not to know that he
coaid have appealed from that decision t If
so, then be ought not tq go to the Legislature;
if not, he stands convicted of a more serious
disability. Let him take either bom of tho oorifes arises’
dilemma In fact, fellow-citizens, be was hope
lessly in the minority. He saw that meeting
did not mean to nominate him. aud some say
he tried to break it up. He did withdraw and
proclaim himself an independent candidate,
and now he comes to us with this “cock and
bull” story about cliques, trickery aud dishon
esty, and with slanders against as good men as
the State contains.
Thus, fellow-citizens. Air. Duke’s ugly facts
and profound logic have vanished before the
light of truth ; but as to his “ clique,” we guess
he can still find it, but nearer home, aud we
kindly suggest that “ people who live in glass
houses should not throw stonesalso, that
when next he writes he should have a better
cause and an abler scribe.
Now. as to the “ vital issues which the peo
ple of Jackson county are called to consider in
the forthcoming election.” We invite a calm,
patient and dispassionate examination of the
three issues made by the paper signed by Mr.
Duke, and we confidently make the declara
tion that we can demonstrate to any fair-mind
ed man, that neither one of the three issues
made is a proper subject-matter for legislation;
aud we will charge and e.-tablish, either that
he kuows this to be true and is trying to cheat
you, or that, not knowing it, he is unfit to be
come a legislator. Men who dare to presume
that the honest, laboring mass of the people
can’t think, or won't thiuk for themselves, will
wake up, in the end, sadly disappointed. The
mass of the people w ill think, and when the
facts are before them, wiB conclude correctly.
Hence, the confidence we™press in being able
to demonstrate that not one of the three issues
lie submits is a fit subject-matter for legisla
tion.
Mr. Duke’s paper says he believes that tho
Martin Institute fund was intended to be used
exclusively for tho benefit of the children (Ifo
does not say whether white or black, or both.)
residing within the limits of Jackson county,
and that he will " vigorously oppose, as here-
toiore. any distribution ot said fund in the pay
ment of tuition of non-resident pupils." “Op
pose, as heretofore •” How has he opposed it
heretofore? By introducing a bill in the last
Legislature th.it did nut pass. lie promises
now, if elected, to introduce a bill, which, if
passed, w ill remedy the evil. If passed is well
put in. This cautious remark revea s his own
w ant of confidence in the project. We charge
that Mr. Duke knows, or ought to know, that
the Superior Court, and not the Legislature, is
the tribunal that has the power to interpret
and carry out the provisions of a man's will.
We charge that Mr. Duke know s, or ought to
know, that his bill, should he be elected and
offer it, will not pa^. for the one he otfered
while a rtemberof the last House of Iiepre-
sentatives failed, because the subject was not
one for the Legislature, hut for the Courts, and
the matter was so determined by the judiciary
committee of the Senate, composed of such men
as Hon. W. M. Keese, Hon. George Hillyer
and other lawyers of like legislative experience
and ability. If he does not know, then be has
not capacity to learn, and that disqualifies him
for a law-maker. But perhaps his amanuensis
will say, in reply, that the reason he failed be
fore was on accouut of the manner in which
he presented the matter to the Legislature—
that he made a mistake. Weil, w hat security
have you that he will not make another mis
take, and cne, perhaps, more glariug than the
first? or that he is not now* mistaken in what
he hopes to he able to do ? He has cautiously
provided agaiust having his plan discussed and
the errors of his scheme exposed before he
catches your votes, for ho says: “ I shall in
troduce a bill, the provisions of which 1 need
not now explain." • I say, Josiar, do pervi-
sionsob de bill." Perhaps he will have com
missioners appointed to take charge'of the
fund, w ho would not pay out any of the money
to anybody till tlie graud jury should recom
mend them to do so; aud in the meantime,
particular friends might get the use of it. you
know. Now, a little hill in equity, addressed
to Hon George D. Rice, Judge of the Superior
Court, would settle the matter, and if Mr.
Duke is so very earnest about it, why does he
propose to wait till he gets into the Legisla
ture ? Why doesn't he go at it uow ? The
question can be settled before the Court in a
little over six months. The reason he does
not. may be that he might have to pay out a
little fee to au attorney to draft the bill in
equity, he might have the costs of the proceed
ing to pay, aud it might not lie so patriotic as
trying to do the same thing for four years in
tile Legislature, at seven dollars a day. Can’t
a blind man see how it is !
In the next place, Mr. Duke's paper says that
“ the trial by jury, in certain cases before the
Jefferson municipal court, constitutes another
distinctive issue before the people in the next
election.” Trial by jury before a municipal
court ? Shades of all departed law-makers,
brood over this new-born idea! Swathe it,
Durse it, call it pet names, call it an amend
ment.
But seriously, wbat does this mean ? Al
ready under the charter of the town of Jeffer
son, it any one violates any penal law of the
State, within the corporate limits, tho party,
so offending, may .upon application, be bound
over to appear before ilie Superior Court
where he can have a trial by jury. If the of
fense be only against the police regulations of
the town, who ever heard of a jury being etn-
panneled to try such a case ? We deny that
any body ever did—if Mr. Duke says he has,
we very respectfully ask for tho proof and
whenever it is furnished will cheerfully ac
knowledge ourselves vanquished.
But we have purposely gotten a little ahead
of the game. It is suspicioned that Mr. Duke
himself wrote this “distinctive issue," and
there is considerable internal evidence of the
correctness of tho supposition, for there is no
sense or meaning in it. He proposes to reme
dy a “ confessedly great evil,” and no evil is
complained of. Perhaps the “great evil” is
” understood,” as grammarians would say ;
and then he proposes to do it in a novel way.
by using his “ best efforts" to have a bill en
acted upon the subject. We have heretofore
understood that to perfect remedies for evils,
by legislation, bills should be passed; but he
proposes to accomplish the work by using his
“ best effort ” We don't want to see any body
suffer, but would like to look at him while un
der the pressure of the " effort” that promises
so much. No wonder there is confusion of
ideas on such a subject—and there should bo
a confusion of face, for it is as transparent as
light itself that Mr. Duke has straddled a
prejudice to ride into place. Drowning men
will grasp at straws.
Again Mr. Dukes paper says “ the question
of erecting a new jail and coart house is an
other distinctive issue before the people in the
forthcoming election." He remarks •• By my
election the project will be defeated, at least
for the present." Startling statement! Sub
lime assurance ! Where can the equal of Mr.
Duke be fonnd ? Now for the law and the
argument.
We ask that it he remembered that the du
ties imposed by these laws upon the Ordinary,
in this county, devolves upon three comrais
sioners. by recent act of the Legislature, and
they are to be understood whenever the name
of that officer is mentioned.
Section 496, of the new Code, says: “ The
county buildings are to be erected and kept in
repair at tbe expense of the county, under the
direction of the Ordinary, who is authorized to
make all necessary contracts for that purpose.”
Section 497, says: “ It is the duty of the
Ordinaries to erect or repair, when necessary,
their respective court-houses and jails and aH
other neoessary county buildings.
Section 503 is in these words: “ The Or
dinaries of the several counties have tbepo wer
to levy an extra tax sufficient to carry into ef
fect sections 496 and 497 without a recommen
dation by the Grand Jury whenever the we-
Section 503 is in these words; If such Or
dinaries fail to comply with the requirements
of said Sections, or to levy the tax, or levy an
exorbitant tax, or levy one when umtecessary,
their conduct may be reviewed by the Jadge
of the Saperior Court by mandamus or injunc
tion, as tbe nature of tbe case may reqare,
at tbe instance of any tax payer of the coun
ty.”
It will be plainly seen at once that tbe law
leaves tbe question of erecting or repairing
public buildings to depend upon the existence
of a necessity. Now if a necessity exists will
Mr. Duke’s election remove it t If no neces
sity exists will Mr. Duke’s election cause it !
Suppose, for the purpose of illnftration, that
our jail had been burned a few months ago and
there was talk of building a new one,and Mr.D.
or somebody for him should tell you, “ By my
election the project will be defeated” would
you believe him f What man who prides him
self in his reputation for candor and fairness
will say that Mr. Duke’s election will settle
any such question ?
How desperate then the fortunes of a man
must be who, in the light of the law, in the
face of reason and in the teeth of the truth,
will make such a declaration. What! his
election defeat a project T his defeat leave you
helpless ? Then we have fallen upon curious
times. We repeat that Mr. Duke’s election
will not settle this question. His election has
no relation to tbs matter unless be proposes to
legislate upon tbe subject. In that event we
submit the following proposition: If it be
proper and legitimate to legislate against build
a new jail and court house.it is equally
proper ami legitimate to legislate in favor of
building them, and may not the members of
the General Assembly who are not identified
in interests with you" settle the case against
you t Are you willing to barter the rights
you now have under the law for any advan
tage you may acquire through the influence of
Mr. Duke over that body T Would you ask
better security for the protection of your rights
thau to have them committed to your own
keeping ? Answer as you find it in your hearts
to answer. Honest, thinking tax payers; the
control of this matter is in your bauds to
day. Should a move be made towards build
ing a new jail or a new court houso “any tax
payer of the county” may file a bill for injunc
tion and the work will he stayed until a jury
of your own selection, composed of your neigh
bors, and having tho same interest in the
matter that you have, direct it to proceed.
We speak authoritatively for the nominees
when we say that they are in favor of having
this question settled by our own people who,
if new buildings are erected, will have to foot
the bill, and not by men from Brooks and
Berrien counties who will not have one dollar
of the expense to pay ; and further—that it i3
not the truth whether said by Mr. Duke or any
one else for him that their election will fasten
upon the people tho “ burdensomo taxation”
necessary to the erection of these public build-
Sf.*l«t IgisttUaug.
Now, if Mr. Duke did not wish to serve him
self rather than tho people, why has he waited
so long f What has inflamed his zeal for the
people all of a sudden. Is thero a ”pocket"
necessity in this “ pocket feeling" issue t Would
seven dollars a day supply that necessity!
With these questions we dismiss ourselves
from the consideration ef the third and las.
“ distinctive issue.”
One that can write so earnestly and pocket-
feelingly should have presented other “ dis
tinctive issues.” He may have others in re
serve—we shall see. It may occur to himthat
there are several millions of fraudulent bonds
afloat somewhere in tbe world, issued by the
State of Georgia when the plunderers held the
reins of power, and abont which statesmen
talk in their addresses to the people. Or it
may occur to him that a call of a Convention
to give us back our old forms of administering
justice and a voice in the selection of our
Judges, our Solicitors and our ex officio Justices
of the Peace. Or if these questions be too
trifling, he may undertake to tell ns where he
was when the law passed taxing the widow's
cup-board and the orphan's bed.
CitizenS'of Jackson county, the issue is made
up. Ou the one hand we present you the
names of W. J. Colquitt and A. C. Thompson
men who have never been seduced by the love
of money into dark and devious transactions,
uor by thirst for oifiee into calumnious mis
representations—men of moral worth, unim
peachable integrity, and who, like most of us,
make their bread by the sweat of their brow
Happy day, and day of bright augury, when
town cliques and the “ honest yeomanry” of
the country unite in bringing such men to the
front.
What shall we say on the other band. We
prefer to be silent. We would have been si
lent but for the insult offered to the integrity
ot John J. McCulloch, known so long and so
well by all of us—and tbe corrupt, willful and
untruthful thrusts at meu who bad established
reputations for truth, sobriety and honesty
before Mr. Duke was born.
Respectfully submitted iu behalf of tbe
Democratic Executive Committee of Jackson
county. Will. I. Pike, Ch’m.
A Feminine way of Putting it.—Ou the
piazza of a Long Branch hotel, the other even
ing, tbe following conversation between a pret
ty young woman and her chevalier was over
heard : She—' Why have tbe newspapers been
making such a fuss about the transit of Venus ?
Who cares anything about it !•’ He—• It is a
matter of great interest to science. Your sox
would not make a voyage to tho South sea, ex
cept to find out how Venus might be dressed.’
She—‘ If I remember my mythology aright,
Venus didn’t wear anything ic particular; and
now I understand why the men have gone so
far to look at her. Almost any man wonld go
several thousand miles to see a woman who
had neglected to put on her clothes.’ He was
silent, having manifestly received new light on
the subject, aud inwardly wisbiDg he had gone,
too.
The Code.
reminiscences of a memorable duel.
The celebrated affair of the Leopard and
the Chesapeake, the latter commanded by
Commodore Jas. Barron, resulted in Barron’s
trial and sentence by the Court-Martial, in tbe
proceedings relative to which, it is said, Com
modore Decatur took an active part, and a
duel was finally tha'resalt, at Bladensbnrg.—
A correspondent of the Chicago Tribune de
scribes the affair ts follows :
When Elliott arrived at Bladensbnrg little
knots of boys and men, knowing or guessing
the matter impending, gave him interesting
regard. A group of naval officers, particular
ly, standing at the tavern, walked out across
the bridge toward the place of meeting, and
concealed themselves within bearing of the
pistol shots. Almost every one of them was
a friend of Decatur, and among them were
Commodores Rodg;ers and Porter, his two col
leagues in the Board of Navy Commissioners.
Barron followed scon afterward, walking be
tween bis second, Elliott, and his friend, Lati
mer. His face expressed dignity and resolu
tion. He walked flrmly, and the three also
descended into tho Valley of Chance.
Decatur and Barron bowed to each other
formally. Hamblstou stood by Decatur, Lati
mer by Barron. Bainbridge and Elliott confer
red together, and the former, who had behaved
fairly and equitably throughout, was appoint
ed to measure the ground. He marked a line
in the sod with his boot, and, placing his toe
to it, stepped out eight times, a yard to a Btop,
marking also the last step as a base. Four
times a man’s length, or across your diniug-
Toum, that was the distance
Each second now produced the pistols from
a pair of cases, loDg-barreled dueling weapons,
of fine finish and bright steel, silver-mounted.
They were charged and rammed in the old
style, and presented to each principal by the
second. During all this time no word was
said except by the seconds.
In like manner Elliott and Bainbridge toss
ed for corners. Bainbridge won ; it was De
catur's usual good luck!
* Commodore Decatur,’ said Bainbridge,
which stand do you select!’
The axis ot the two bases ran nearly North
and South, obliquely from the brook. Decatur
walked to the North, nearest the water, where
he stood a few inches lower than Barron.—
Both threw off their cloaks and stood confront
ing each other.
Gentlemen,’ said Bainbridge, raising his
voice, ’ I shall give the word quickly, and as
follows : Present—one—two—threo. Yon are
neither, at your peril, to fire before the word
one, nor after the word three.’
Commodore Barron turned his head, his
pistol hanging at liis side, and said to Com
modore Bainbridgs :
* Have you any objection, sir, to pronounc
ing the words in the manuer you intend to
give them!’
‘ None,’ said Bainbridge, and he repeated
the formula precisely as he afterwards gave it.
For the first time the antagonists look into
each other's eyes. Sternness and the purpose
to kill lay in both. • I hope, sir,’ said Barron,
* that when we meet in another world, we shall
be better friends than we have been in this.’
‘ I have never teen your enemy, sir,’ ex
claimed Decatur.
Here Bainbridg;e walked behind Decatur,
and took place twelve or fifteen feet to his left,
Hambleton as far on his right. The same
positions were reserved by Elliott and Latimer.
* Gentlemen,’ said Bainbridge, • make ready.’
The antagonists swung round side-wise, and
looked at each other across their right shoul
ders.
‘ Present ’
The two arms vent up, aud each took sight
‘ One—two—’
One report rang out. Tho last word was
deafeDed by it. On the word two, both pistols
had been simultaneously discharged. There
were two puffs of smoke, and in an instant
Barron was down, groaning.
Decatur straightened up a moment, pinched
his lips, dropped his pistol, and the color went
out of his face. He drew bis right band to his
side, and then fell to the ground speechless.
The seconds of both were beside them in
Btantly. Decatnr was raised by his friends
and moved to higher ground, near by Barron
Ho opened his eye^lirectly, and said :
or Bayard, to whom he had been compared,
bleeding on the battle field.
The carriage came, and they bore Decatnr
to it, Bainbridge kissing his cheek. Ha had
wrested Bainbridge from the dungeons of the
Moors. Bainbridge, in return, had measured
the ground for him to stain it with bis blood,
Rodgers took Decatur’s head upon his shoul
ders, the doctor, Trevitt, seated with them,
and the carriage took its painfnl way back to
the city. Bainbridge and Hambleton hasten
ed to the navy yard, where the tng lay to car
ry them back to the Columbus, that ship of
discord. At half-past ten o’clock Decatnr re
entered his elegant mansion, his wife and
household disturbed at the breakfast table
with the appalling news, and they were driven
to tbe tipper part of the house. Around the
city the evil news was spread. Friends crowd
ed around the door and into the duelist’s dy
ing chamber. He signed his will, refused to
have the ball extracted from his wound, and
spoke affectionately of his wife, whom he yet
refused to see. Excruciating pains came to
him. After one of the spasms, he said :
• I did not believe it possible for a person to
endure so much pain as I feel.’
The town was aroused, and his door-ways
and pavements crowded. They stopped the
drawing-room at President Monroe’s. Un
complaining, in the midst of anguish to the
last, the unconquerable soul of tho “ Bayard
of the Seas ” yielded itself up without a groan,
at half-past ten o'clock in the night.
Next day the little old National Intelligencer
came out with a leaded editorial head saying
that it would be ‘ affectation to bo silent upon
the fact that tho duel had occurred, and that
the combatants wore mortally wounded. In
a ’Postscript’ it related that Decatur was
dead, and added in the crude apostrophe of
that period, ’ Mourn, Columbia! for one of
thy brightest stars is set!' Three days after
wards the mail was robbed threo miles from
Baltimore, the driver tied to a tree and shot
dead, and the mail bags picked over in tho
hushes near by. All this time while Decatur’s
body was going from his residence, close by
the White House, to • Kaloraiua,’ an estate on
a hill overlooking Georgetown, and while Bar
ron lay in the city, writhing in pain and listen
ing to tho funeral drums. In Comtress, John
Randolph offered consolatory resolutions, but
they were objected to. The toue of the press
commenting on tho duel, was respectful both
to the liviug and the dead antagonist, but as
sternly denunciatory of ‘the code’ as our
newspapers now-a-dayscould bo. Barron suf
fered dreadfully for many months, but recov
ered at last, aud lived down to 1851, surviv
ing, I think. Decatur's childless widow, who
was represented in 1846 to be alive in the
Georgetown Catholic College, ‘ in ill health
and poverty, finding in tho consolation of re
ligion alone alleviation of her sorrows,’ but
hopeful of securing something from Congress.
Barron went to sea again, and had charge of
several vessels, but the shadow of the duel lay
across bis life. People forgot the apology for
it in the catastrophe of it. A new generation
of boys rose up who read of Decatur’s valor,
and learned to regard Barron as his assassin.
Tho poor living victim could not explain
against a dead man. He asked for a court-
martial on Decatur's charge agaiust him, and
was exonerated with meagre compliments.
Decatur lies buried behind St. Peter’s
Church, Philadelphia, in a venerable and spa
cious graveyard, under an eagle-capped monu
ment. His portrait is in Georgetown College.
His name is conferred on many towns and comi
ties in this country. What ho lived for he has
obtained—glory in the eyes of bi's countrymen.
Barron obtained ‘satisfaction ’—little more.—
Yet I think the latter was throughout the ag
grieved spirit.
Who led out the Israelites!’
‘ Moses,’ was the prompt reply.
* And from whence did he lead them !’
1 From bondage,’ answered several..
* And to where did be take them ?*
4 To a Promised Land, sir.’
* That’s right, my little dears. Now what
did that land flow with ?’
‘ With honey,’ said three or fonr.
* And what else !’
(Here was a stick—no reply.)
4 Come, children, some of you sorely remem
ber. When yon were babies, what did yoor
mothers give yon. What else did tbe Prom
ised land flow with beside honey !*
Again a blank pause.
4 1 know, thir,’ said a little five year-bider,
springing to his feet and elevating his little
hand. 4 1 know wbat it wath, thir; I knew,
thir. 4
4 1 was sore some of you would give the
correct answer,’ said the teacher. * Wbat is
it, my dear F
* Why, it wath titty, thir !*
That Superintendent, amid a cachination
of tbe adnlt spectators proceeded to change
the subject by singing tbe hymn, beginning:
44 Children of the Heavenly King,
A« we journey eweetly king.*
After the Confession*-A Story of two Boys.
There is a man living on fifth street
who is a good man, endeavoring to train up
his children in the way they should go, aud
as his flock is numerous and two of them are
boys, he has anything but a sinecure iu this
training business. Ouly a day or two ago the
elder of these male olive branches, who has
lived about fourteen wicked years, enticed bis
younger brother, who has on>y had ten years’
experience in boyish deviltry, to go ont on the
river in a boat, a species of pastime which
their father had many a time forbidden. But
the boys went this time, trusting to luck to
conceal their depravity from the knowledge of
their pa, and in due time they returned and
walked around the house, the two most inno
cent looking boys in Burlington. They sepa
rated for a few moments, and at the expira
tion of that time the elder was suddenly con
fronted by the father, who requested a private
interview in tbe usual place, aud the pair ad
journed to a wood-shed, whero, after brief but
highly spirited performances, in which tho
boy appeared most successful as ‘heavy villain,'
and bis father took his favorita role of 4 first
old mao,' the curtain went down aud the boy
considerably mystified sought his brother.
4 John,’he said, 4 who do you supposo told
dad f Have you been licked !’
John's face will never look more peaceful
and resigned when it is in his coffin than it
did as he replied:
‘No, have you T’
4 Have I ! Come down to the cow-shed and
look at my back. ’
John declined, but said :
4 Well, Bill, I’ll tell you how father found us
out. I am tired of acting this way, and I ain’t
going to run away and come home and lie
about it any moro. I’m going to do better
after this, and so when I saw father I couldn’t
help it, and went right to him and confessed.’
Bill was touched by this mauly action on
the part of his younger brotbor. It found a
tender place in tho bad boy’s heart, and ho
was visibly afiected by it. But ho a.skod •
4 How did it happen that the old man didn't
lick you !'
4 Well,’ said tho penitent young reformer,
4 you see I didn’t confess on myself. I ouly con
fessed on you : that was the way of it.’
A strange cold light glittered in Bill’s eves.
4 Only confessed on mo,’ ha said. * Well,
that’s all right, but come down behind the
cow shed and look at my back.’
And when they got there • * • * •
The Whole Matter in a Nutshell.
The Bridgeport (Conu.) Farmer nays: 4 The
people of Louisiana elected McEnery and Penn
Governor and Lieutenant Governor of that
State. When these officers carao forward at
the proper time totako possession of tho offices
to which they had been chosen, they were con
fronted by an armed revolution and Kellogg,
who was not elected, illegally and with tho
aid of Grant’s bayonets seized the office.
Grant said Kellogg, no matter whether elect
ed or not, was de facto Governor and as such
must be sustained. Now, McEnery and Penn
have been by an uprising of the people placed
in the position to which they were in fact
elected, and McEnery is now de facto Gover
nor as he is dejure. But Grant, who was so
ready to sustain the one revolution is equally
ready to put down the otbor. It makes a
great difference whose ox is gored.”
The Farmer takes a very different view of
the overthrow of civil government and the es
tablishment ot a military despotism in Louisi
ana, from that entertained by Mr. Stephens,
who exonerates Grant from all blame in the
matter.—Sac. News,
G7*All kinds of gent's hand-made, box-toed
, boots and shoes at Snead’s.
I am mortally wounded, at least I believe
and I wish I had fallen in the service of
my country!’
Barron looked up to them all, and said :
4 Everything has been conducted iu tbe most
honorable manner. I am mortally wounded.
Commodore Deca’.ar, I forgive you from the
bottom of my heart!’
Immediately down the pathway to the Yal
ley of chance came many gentlemen, all friends
of Decatnr—Rodgers and Porter, and Bolton,
two doctors, Bailey Washington and Trevitt,
Gen. Harper and others, friends or idlers.
There were anxious looks and utterances of
Tot! tut!’ or 4 Dear! dear!’
Tbe doc tore proceeded to loosen the clothes
of tbe sufferers and ascertain tbe nature of
their wounds. The little green valley at the
breakfast hour bad become a surgeon’s hos
pital. In it were represented nearly all tbe
naval victories in the Republic—Tripoli and
Algiers, Lake Erie and both oceans; they held
solemn congress in this nnholy ampitheatre.
Barron was struck in the hip and about the
groin. Decatnr had caught the ball on his hip,
and it had glanced upward into his abdomen,
severing tbe large blood vessels there. The
two doctors exchanged glances; there was no
hope for Decatnr; his pulsation had almost
ceased.
Now began on the ground, as they lay upon
cloaks spread for them, that dying interview
of mingled tenderness and recrimination which
Wirt has compared to the last intercourse of
Hamlet and Laertes. Each striving to clear
np his lame, and prove that this crime was a
mistake or the work of officious enemies.—
Barren, certain that his boors were numbered,
wished to be at peace with his enemy, that
they might enter the court of judgment friends.
Decatnr was lees relenting, but be consented
to forgive Barron, though not his advisers.
It was a sadder scene than Nelson, Decatur’s
admirer, dying in a cock-pit during the battle,
How to Avoid ’Jury Duty.
As many people had rather have tbe seven
year itch than serve on tho jury wegivethefol-
lowing recipe that they may try it during the
coming session of tho court, provided they
think they can pull tho wool over the
Judge’s eyes in this style :
A few yeare since a Dutch vessel landed at
Mobile a goodly Dumber of the inhabitants of
44 Sauer-kraut”-dom, one of whom found his
way up the Tombigbee, and seeing on its bank
an opening for an enterprising Dutchman
landed and built him a warehouse. A short!
time after naturalization, the sheriff summon
ed tbe aforesaid Dutchman to servo on the
jury. Dutch was very anxious to be excused,
as the cotton bales were coming in very rap
idly and a rival warehouse was being trouble
some.
While the jury was being empanneled ho
went to Mr. L. , a distinguished
lawyer, in order to have him excused. Mr.
L told him the judge would not ex-
Pleasant to Contemplate.
The Baltimore Gazette says: 44 Our neigh
bors of Philadelphia are to be congratulated
on the spectacle which Louisiana promises to
furnish for tho ‘Great International Exposi
tion 4 with which they have decided to cele-
brato the close of the first hundred years of
our national existence. It would be morti
fying enough, we should imagine, for the peo-
plo of the United States to look one another
in the face on that occasion, and remember
Louisiana, and not Louisiana only, but a large
majority of the Southern States. We are
bound, however, to have oar fashionable friends
I from over the ocean present with us also, and
a very pleasant meeting we Bhall all have to
gether, no doubt.
cuse him on tho plea of attending to his busi
ness.
4 Never mind,’ says Dutch, 4 you tell do
judge I vauts to be excused aud I vill tell him
de reason.’
So when the court convened, Mr. L.
rose and said :
May it please your Honor, a juror wishes
to be excused.’
4 On what ground, Mr. L !’ asked
the judge.
4 There he is,’ says Mr. L. , ‘he will
present bis excuse.*
While this conversation was taking place
up rose tbe Dutchman. »
What is yoor excuse ?* inquires the judge.
Snax Snooks. 4
What did you say V
Snax Snooks.’
Come nearer, sir, I cannot hear wbat you
say.’
Snax Snooks.*
Mr. Sheriff, take that Dutch
man ont of tbe court; and, sir, I shall have you
fined for neglect of dnty in summoning a man
who can say nothing bat Snax Snooks !*
Dutch permitted himself to be carried ont
of court, mattering Dutch as be went.
After getting ont of the coart house, some
one who bad witnessed tbe scene asked him
why be did not go when the judge gave him
permission.
* Ob, 4 says Dutch, 1 1 vos ’fraid if I under
stood 4 you may leave,’de judge wonld think
I speak English.’— Griffin News.
Sum Total of a Lord Mayors Talents.
King James the second, passing through
Colchester, it was resolved that the mayor
should compliment him on his arrival.
It so happened that this chief magistrate
was eminently stupid, which is looked upon aa
no strange thing in England.
The town clerk was appointed to attend
him at kis back, and whisper wbat be was to
say to tbe king. Wben they came into his
majesty's presence, tbe clerk desiring to en
courage the mayor, whispered in bis ear :
4 Hold up your head and look like a man!’
4 Hold up your head and look like a man 1*
did tbe mayor bawl to tbe king.
The clerk, astonished, whispered:
4 What the devil do yon mean !’
The mayor bawlod ont:
* What the devil do yon mean !’
Tbe clerk, sweating with tear and vexation,
whispered:
* By heaven! yon will min ns all!’
The mayor immediately repeated *-
* By heaven! yon will ruin us all!’
The clerk, in a violent rage, said :
* Oh ! yon Wandering puppy, I wish you
had never come here!’
Tbe mayor again bawled :
* Oh 1 yon blundering poppy, I wish |you
had never come hsie 1’
The clerk, on this, immediately took to his
heels, and the mayor followed him, leaving
the King in a violent fit of langhter, though
not without rajge.
BTLadiee and gent’s overshoes, all kinds.
Arctic self-acting and ventilating water-proof
gaiters at Snead’s.
. .A tall girl named Short, long loved a cer
tain big Mr. Little: while Little, little think
ing of Short, loved a little lass named Long.
To make a long story short, Little ptoposed to
Long, and Short longed to be even with Lit
tle’s shortcomings. So Short, meeting Lang,
threatened to marry Little before long, which
caused Little in a short time to marry L
Query: Did tall Short love big Little
because Little lovedLoDg!