The Southern watchman. (Athens, Ga.) 1854-1882, May 15, 1877, Image 1
BY JOHN H. CHRISTY.
DEVOTED TO NEWS, POLITICS, AGRICULTURE, EDUCATION AND GENERAL PROGRESS.
VOLUME XXIV.
THE SOUTHERN WATCHMAN
PUBLISHED EVERT WEDNESDAY.
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INVAJtlABLT IX ADVANCE.
ATHENS, GEORGIA,—TUESDAY, MAY 15, 1877.
.OO per Annum, in advance.
NUMBER 7.
At> VBKTIHING.
wn br bMMdnt ONE DOLLAR peri .
for th« flM iaacvtVjo, and FIFTY CENTS per mmm lor etch
caRttawnct, for say timr ndir om Month. Fortancvpo-
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Attaraty* it Law,
WroBee to Peopreo BRfldMg.
ATHENS, QA.
fehtl—ly
A I.EX. S. ERWIN.
Atternsy it Law, Athol, Os.
Ofllce Broad aurtH. between Center A Rmvm nd Onr A
C<«., np-eUlrs. febtfl—ly
Pore Barrow. Datid C. Barrow. Jr.
B arrow Bros.
ATTOKOTS AT LAW,
ATBMJS, QA.
groac. arc T.'.ife., Hodpoa ft Co- mmn.
J O.OWKN, M. D.
• SwgMB. Aocoaclur sad Phyrician,
MMk OMrM, AmbttMfe.
Offer, hla pnifeaaiooal Nrrice. to to* cMmm art to. w
B r. WOFFORD,
• Attorney it Lew, Homer, Oft.
Will nnbi prom pi It all boalnto. entreated IsMa
Collecting clAiBM a specialty.
E mory speer,
Attorsey-at-Lsw, Athene, Oft.
ew-OOn, IC«L 4 aad t, Coart Hosm
E dward u. harden,
(Lata Jodtf. D. A. court. N.bruin and Utah, aid sow
Jmlfot Brook. Count, Court,)
Attorney it Law, Quitman, Brooke Co., Oa.
r OYD He 8ILMAN,
Attorneys it LftWg
Wffl practice la the coutlee of Walton and Jeckaoo.
John j. mm " —"
Covington, Oa. nuud
J P. O’KKLLEY’S
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Over Snead A Co. 1 * Shoe etore, B *
J H. HUGGINS,
• Whole-ale And Retail Deeler te
Cry Goode, ffrooeriee. Hardware, Jtei
(•MO Bum! Ilreet, AUiena, Ga.
J AUBH B- LYLK,
Attorney at Law,
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J OHN M. MATTHEWS,
Attorney at Law, DanialrriHe, 5a.
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J A iyrn|« i„ lono, ISA. re- -
Surgeon, Acwurheur and Phyeioian,
v 0*» at err. jw™a. Stoats Start, Oaa1 Hoyt DittryA, WmU
u»?RTrlmTToUio dtlaanaof tbamr-
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ELIAS,
Attorn., at Law, Frukita, S. C.
Ml too Coart. at Woakm North Caro
I Courts. Claims colbcud Inal pnrtai
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| IVKBY, Feed Sc &*le Stable,
9 J fim A REATKS, Piop’e, Athene, G*.
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Stock on hand (Or Jala at alltl
S AMUEL P. THURMOND,
Attano, at Law, Atoms, On.
a on Broad stroat, otur to. atom at J. IL Banj-wtli
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I C. DOBBS,
Q Q. THOMPSON,
a Attorniy it Law,
H. CHRISTY,
• Hook and Joh Printer,
BE cr AND BOOB.
There U no piece for idle m
In eneb A world ee this Is,
For who a single tebotUdea
_ t worthy we’d ecfelem,
We nset be op end doing.
Wo welt la vein for tonnA pane
To Ifl Onr bp with treasure,
tnd loeeoor interest on the notes
In Mbsry end poverty
Onr folly woT bemdng, .
So while the golden, momenta lae^
We'd beet be op AR^dotyw
A holiday once lab white'
lWeiiWgIiel>|HiMH,
B«t who woald prise a Jabller
That baled oa forever T
So If we hare sny work to do—
We never
Umleae we set sboat ft.
There Is no room tor Idbseei
la thb greet Idve of labor,
Where each s doty
A dnty owes hb neighbor
To-day be op end doing!
Adage Is coming on space,
How swift the boors are flying!
At rest yon wO ho lying j
Live while yoa live; each aobb aim
For If job would to h
Ton most bo op and doing 1
UP VAH WINKLE OUTDONE.
Comer Bread and Wall streets, <
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At the »• New Pnig Storey» Broad afreet, Arnoa, Qa.
INSURANCE.
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I LIVERPOOL A LONDON A GLOBE 1X8. CO.
Aug.«.!««.
already paid by the Co..
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C. B. VERONEE,
PRACTICAL SLATE AN* TIN ROOFIB, ftUTTMU, ft*.
—ATHENS, GA.—
Plain and Ornamental Slate ae
cheap as Tin!
Woto do2r hi Atlwm. KrOr/Lpronk, T.L. G. Barrl
br. rim mime r and many others tear yean ajn, and ao coi
plaint yet. A! work warranted. Orders addroaeed as above
M will receltojwuuutf
* Athena ?\ebll
THE PLACE TO GET NICE, FAT
Beef, Mutton, Ac.
Pork,
cou*utiiiy on hand, at toe Market Moeae, the very beat
Meats ot all kiude to be had in the city. Ail beaakabi
as be fee e confident he can please alL Come and see.
V53
$50 REWARD I
esida,car-
O night, the <*Ut of January.
•ix j eaio old. two white gaaeo a^oa nnm
•lightly nicked and ci'.rrie* he tail a litt-e te
rk» ui* earn nearly roaight up—the right on
horn head, onU u.o\»e eprightly- under tnc ad
Fttty doliaiv reward tor horse and thief—twenty-five for
either. Address Br. A. W. BKAWf.EK,
ARTHUR EVA1VS,
Practical Watchmaker,
• tt‘movod to hie old stand at the Jibe Brew Start
etuanwe old,end new,
* Ciodny and Jewahy,
ARTHUR BVABB.
IFua to* Pfalladclphl* Tine*.
Capt John Burton, master of one of the
steamers of the Occidental line, playing
between this city and Havanna, arrived
yesterday from a round trip often days
duration. The captain is an ardent Re
publican. When he left home his mind
was oppressed with gloom. The Electoral
Commission had concluded its labors, but
it seemed the settled purpose of the De
mocrats iu the House to 'obstruct the pro
gress ol the count to such an extent that
t would be impossible to have; a peaceful
inauguration, while many were inclined to
think there would be a new election. Capt.
Burton was, therefore, relieved, oh land
ing, to learn that the inauguration bad
taken place. He went to his.favorite re-
sort, the Union League Club, to learn the
particulars. There he met his old friend,
CoL Snowdrift, who always knows the
news. £
“Glad to see you, John,”.said toe Cpio-
nel, “and I know y'ou are rejoiced to hear
that the country is!safe. I was just read
ing a good thing in the Bulletin, giving
Blaine a sharp rap. By the way, what an
ass be has made of himself.?
“The Bulletin ! Asst Blaine t” replied
Burton, “ Surely the Bulletin has not
gone over to the Democrats!”
“ Ob, no; but Blaine’s course, you know,
has been too outrageouslorauything. The
idea of his antagonizing the Administra
tion at the very start-”
“Blaine antagonizing the Administra
tion P
“ Yes, as the Bulletin says fl
When the public business of this nation
is intrusted to men of proved fitness, who
shall remain in place to do the work to
which they are trained, it Is pdssible that
the elect! re offices will be filled generally
by men who have some other claim to '
than their capacity for making
to the mob of plcae-hunf
“hall fell M
muffin vffio .has'*5nongin® ihjrst'to taste
of the stream that flows .ftoin the public
treasury.
" I wonder how th« Camerons will take
that sort of talk!”
Capt. Burton stared at his- friend in
amazement Was it possible that Snow-
drift had turned reformer^ No, it could
not be ; this was a guy. He snatched the
paper in his friend’s hand. Yas, it was the
Bulletin, and the words read were cor
rectly.quoted. But why this fling at the
Camerons 1”
“ I am glad to see,” continued Snow
drift, “that old Simon has been beaten at
least. Bat the cheekiest thing he has
ever done is this attempt to put Don in
the Senate.”
“Don in the Senate! Then Wallace is
dead 1 You don’t mean it
“ Nothing of the kind; but of course the
old man wasn’t going to stay in the Sen
ate after Schurz and Key had been cram-
med down his throat.”
“ I beg you to explain.”
“Why, don’t you know that Schurz
andKey wire appointed to Cabinet places I”
“ Schurz and Key! Who is Key I”
“Why, the ex-rebel General, you know;
thieue who was the ~ '
from Tennessee. He
Uuui, and, of course, it
him a show.”
Capt. Burton was
possible that I have been misinformed t
Did Tilden get in after all!”
“ Why, no, you stupid fellow. But con
ciliation is the watchword under the new
regime. As the National Republican re
marks, “ the adventure must withdraw and
leave the origiual inhabitants of the South
to control their owu affairs in their own
wayand as the same able paper says in
another plaee; ■ the gory garment must he
buried.”
“You puzzle me beyond measure, Colo
nel. I never expected to hear this sort of
talk from you.”
“ 1 don’t see anythiug astonishing about
it. The President is iu earnest, and, 'with
Sherinan'aud Schurz iu th^ Cabinet, Mat
thews aud Lamar in the Senate, aria Gar
field aud Gibson in the House, tbe bloody
shirt will never flap in the morning breeze
again.”
‘ Who is Matthews and who is Gibson V
'Gibson is oue of the best or our ex
clothes, and
again. What do
Millions of dis
in the : appii
Attorney-General will attend to the carpet
baggers, never fear-”
“Now, Colonel, you are carrying this
quiz too far. I was half inclined to be-
lieveyou, but when you say that Cameron
and :T!aft have gone back on Packard and
Cbatnberiahi,- yon must take me for
iny.”
Taft and Cameron, the—. Why, they
are hot in'the new Administration.' What
use ban Hayes for such Bourbons?”
“What! You don’t mean to say that af
ter electing Hayes these good Bepubiicans
have been set adrift P
“I don’t meap any thing else. Such,... ..... :at ,
obstructions are no Bepubiicans. They ] Norristown
must go to the rear, sir ; they must go to
the rear. Bat you are behind the age ; it
will take too much time to get you straight.
Bead the Times, old boy, and' see what
has been guirig*dlf‘“tor the past ten days,-
and then come up to the club-house to
night and foil into line. Armitt Brown
aud Wayne McVeigh are going to speak,
and they’ll make It livelv for the carpet
baggers. Ha! ha!”
This capped the climax That Snow
drift should advise any body to read the
Times ! Barton’s worst suspicions were
confirmed. His friend had gone over to
tbe Democracy. Nevertheless, half doubt
ing whether he was awake, he picked up
the Press and found, in running over half
a dozen issues, that tbe half had not been
told. “ Its Bip Van Winkle outdone !”
he muttered, as he sadlv left the reading
room, and with determined tread went
down to Seventh and Chestnut to hear the
truth from lips which are never faithless
to party.
A Fable Prom the Argonaut.
From the New York World.
A young cock and hen were speaking
of the size of eggs. The cock said:
“ I once laid an egg”—
“Oh, did youP interrupted the hen
with a derisive cackle. “ Pray how did
you manage it P
The cock felt injured in his self-esteem,
and turning bis back upon the hen, ad
dressed himself to a brood of young chick
ens :
“ I once laid an egg”—
Tbe chickens chirped incredulously and
passed on. The insulted bird reddened in
the wattles with indignation, and strutting
up to the patriarch of the entire barnyard,
repeated his assertion. The patriarch
nodded gravely, as it the feat was an every
day affair, and the other continued :
“ I once laid an egg alongside a water
melon and compared tbe two. The vege
table was considerably the larger.”
“ This fable is intended to show the
absurdity of hearing all a man has to
»y-”
8tmcw.lt Jackmi and Hi. Bluer.
Stonewall Jackson ant) his sister were
orphan children, ahd were brought up to-
gether until be went to West Point. Like
most orphan children they were'unusually
attached to each other. The married and
settled in Beverly, West Virginia, where
her husband carried on-a : large farm or
plantation. Her brother, the General, fre
quently visited her, and during these vis
its he would invariably go to the quarters
of the slaves fpr tbe purpose of exhorting
them on the subject of religion. Frequent
ly the soldier would be seen on bis knees
in tbe midst of the children of Africa, of
fering earnest prayers for their salvation.
When the war broke out tbe brother es
poused the cause of the South and became
the greatest of all Confederate Generals,*
with a worid-wide reputation for consum
mate military ability, and laid dowu his
life on the bloody field of Chancellorsville.
) sister, iu spite of the opposition of her
hand and her relatives, sided with the
cause of the Union and remained true to
that cause to the end of the war. So great
was the feeling engendered against her
that she eventually separated from her hus-
band and moved to Spriogfieid, Ohio, and
resided with a daughter whd had married
a Union officer.
The Temperance revival in Detroit has
set many men to thinking seriously. One
of the serious was discovered coming out
of a Larned street saloon, yesterday, and
an acquaintance collared him and said
“ You have been drinking.” •
“ Not a drop,” was the reply.
But I saw you wiping off your
mouth.”
“ Yes, I wiped off my mouth, but I had
not been drinking.”
“That’s honest, is it?”
“That’s honest. If you don’t believe it
smell my breath.”
He turned his face, the other got his
nose dowu to inhale and as he staggered
back lie called out:
“ If a little whiskey will kill that smell,
you go and get it right away, and Fll stand
between you and the pledge, aud pay for
the drink to boot!”—Detroit Free Press.
Bine Glua Fragmems.
In Buffalo blue glass is good for measles,
aud in Cincinnati it restores hair tp bald
beads. ■>* / '
A St Louis man put bis twins under blue
One of them throve immensely,-
and 'the other one died. Blue glass should
always be tried with triplet*
A young lady at Lako. City, Miuu.,
writes: “I have blur glass in my room—
trying to see it it tjgjgit regenerate my old
as’ good as new
kef it?”
are being made
bine, glass. Tbe
ascertained that
fine aud admibis-
' a dog—of sheep
“ bine class,
tered infernally,
killing.”
Blue glass cures all diseases; it will take
ordinary panes out. of twiudow sash, and
remove any sortn(rMk>. firam the human
body.- For instance; a young man, resi
ding in the eastern part of the city, who
had a fearful impediment of speech, with
an intermission of five minutes between
every two words uttered, was cured in
eight minutes. When it was first pro
posed to him he stud r^B-b-b-lue g-g-g-gl-
gl-gl-ass b-b-b be b-bl-bl-bl-owed 1” But in
less than ten minutes he artiooiated whole
sentences without a stammer.
A left-handed girl from the Eighth ward,
after using the blue glass sixteen minutes,
found that she could use one hand as well
as the other—and better too.
A crosseyed boy was bronght in contact
with the blue glass yesterday for ten min
utes, at the expiration of which the twist
was entirely removed from both eyes.
Another boy with a -Wart-c® the end ol
bis nose was subjected to the bine glass
bath, and at the end of twenty minutes the
wart had entirely disappeared. P.8. So
had the boy.
A painter fell from the- fourth story of
a building to tbe pavement below, during
an alarm of fire, and a steam fire engine
which was passing ran over him. He
was removed to a room in the vicinity and
placed before the blue glass, which ap
peared to quiet him, and though he sub
sequently died, it is not believCd to have
been owing to any defect in the glass,
but from an attack ef malignant dyspepsia,
superinduced by the violent exercise he
bad taken.
The only instance of a failure of the blue
glass cure, which has cornff^under my ob
serration, occurred yesterday! A man who
said he had been lame for some time, and
walkpd with a cane, was placed in a blue
giassi sunbath, and left to himself in the
room for an hour, at the .expiration of
which he was found by an attendant ’ fast
, and with one leg of tia pantaloons
up—the leg was a wmalen one, and
tient stumped off i * rin " fhaf lrf
it wai u blaste*?*!.
“ The Dark Beilina Danube.” j Bats have fewer friends and more ene
The river Danube has figured largely in rays than anything of the four-logged pur-
history for two thousand years, and it, swashun on the face of tba.earth, aud yet
again becomes the object to which the eyes ’ rats are az plenty now az iu the paimyist
ol the world are turned. It furnished a' days ov the Bomau Empire.
highway for the Tarim in sixteen and sev
enteenth centuries to penetrate Europe as
far as Vienna, and in the days of the Cru
saders it became an outlet for the religious
enthusiasm of Europe to flow to the Holy-
Laud. The Danube, from its sources iu
Baden to the Black Sea, is 1,820 miles long
and drains, with its tributarie, an area of
S ver 300,000 square miles. It passes
trough Bavaria, Austria, Hungary, forms
the boundary between Hungary aud Se-via
to the Carpathian mountains, whore it sep
arates Boumania and Bulgaria aud passes
into the Black sea by its several mouths,
tbe principal one being thatef Sulina. The
Ov all things lazy the sloth wears the
belt, and yet his lazyness is all thare Iz in
teresting about him.'
. The trog dodgeth when it lightens, aqti
tho tud gaps when the thunder bellows. ’
The k,ro bilds apr nest ov stix, tho swal-
lo ov mud, the squirrels ov leaves, the
wren ov feathers and wool, aud the wood
pecker digs a hole for his eggs in the rot-
teu trees.
Thesarpentnnd the krab change their
clothing each year, and the rackoon lives
all winter long on the memory ov what he
et in the summer.
Tbe horse allwuss gits up from the
Danube is navigable for steamers as fur aa ground on his fore legs first, the cow on
Ulm, in Bavaria. At Nicopoiis, in the
fourteenth century, 100,000 Christians
were driven by the Turks into the Danube,
and iu fifteenth century 40,000 Turks were
slain on its shores at the siege of Belgrade.
Maybe.”
“Yes, sir,it makes me awful mad,’
man was saying on a Michigan avenue car
yesterday. “I ordered that meat at 8 o’
clock this morning, aud it never came up
at all. My dinner was spoiled, my wife
vexed, and Hi give that butcher a blessing.”
“ It is a great annoyance,” remarked his
friend.
“ Yes, it is, and Pm mad enough to fight
gave the butcher the order myself, so
that he hasno excuse. Oh, HI go for him!”
“Maybe you forgot to put down the
cash,” said a man with very long legs who
sat opposite. “ I used to beat them that
way during the war, but I can’t do it now.”
“ Maybe you are an impudent scoundrel!”
roared the first, growing very red in th«
face.
“ Y6s—maybe,” sighed long-legs, and he
sank back and add he merely threw out
his remark as a suggestion.—Detrot Free
Press.
St-lrctins Flour.
In selecting flour first look to the color.
If it is white, with a yellowish straw col
ored tint, buy it. If it is white with a
specks in it, refuse it Second, examine
its adhesiveness—wet and and knead a lit
tle of ft between yonr fingers; if it works
soft and sticky, it is poor. Third, throw a
little lump of dried flour against a smooth
surface; if ft falls like powder, ft is bad.
Fourth, squeeze some of the flour tightly
in your hand; if it retains the shape given
by the pressure, that, too is a good sign.
It is safe to buy flour that will stand ail
these tests. These modes are given by all
flour dealers, and they pertain to a mat
ter that concerns everybody—the .staff of
L‘ V
••■thera Jearaaliiua.
The Alabama State Journal joins tbe
grand ? caravan of laily journals which
have passed from life unto death within
the past few months at the South. The
Journal was a Republican paper, but plen
ty of Democratic Journals have, in the
general depression of present business and
distrust of the future, had to share the
same fate. Where it is not suspension it
is consolidation. In Augusta there is but
one daily paper; in Savannah there is
but one, in Macon but one, in Atiauta but
one, in Nashville but ene, in Mobile but
one, in Montgomery bat one, in Charleston
but one that pays expenses, and tbe same
Pftul physiciau pres
one part; faitli, ter,
lyarni sni- weH -u-iu.
se evaporates, as tt>_
i quantity will spoil UTe mixture;
if the propagation be not strong'enough,
add more faith.
“Pray ou My Platq'uw,*
A little bright-eyed three-years-old was
seated in his high chair at ti e dinner ta
ble. Mamma had arranged ' he little un
easy,’while for the moment Vis sprightli
ness and fun had mails hiw-Oe -observed
of the family. Sho had placid him snugly
np to the table, pinned on ^his bib, and
succeeded in getting the littli mischievous
hands quiet and making him -• hush,” when
father proceeded to ask ihe blessing.
While this was in progress, our little
chubby made a discovury. was that all
the plates on the tabk','-r\^f his own
little plate, were in oue (&”• at “ papa’s
place,” and, as it seemed to iiita, were put
there to get the benefit of the solemn cer
emony. So, scarcely waiting for the
“ Amefi,” he held out his ow» plate in both
bands, saying, “Please, papa, pray on my
plate, too.” -gy
The Newspaper as a (Irlkxer.
Philip Gilbert Hamilton, fi his admira
ble papers ou * Intellgctal! Life,” thus
talks of “tho paper “ -
“ Newspapers are to the civilized world
what the daily house talk is' to the mem
bers ol a family—they keep our daily in
terest in each other, they save us from the
evils of isolation. To Jivo as a member of
the great white race that L-sV Ailed Europe
and America and colonized or conquered
whatever territory it lias Hv-u pleased to
occupy, to share from *liiy to day its
thoughts, its cares its insp«<*tiou, it is ne
cessary that every man siumld read his
paper. Why are the Fret* peasants so
bewildered and at .sea? Iijis because they
nover read a newspaper,
inhabitants of the United
scattered over a territory
the area of Fraoc<uaika'
of coucuct of aetkAeW'u
ested in new discoveries of 'all kinds and
capable of selecting and htitzing the best
of them ? It is bdvmfcg*yp- uos^papers
penetrate everywhere; audeventhe lonely
dweller on the prairie or tNs forest is not
intellectually isolated fro"Vthe gtpat cur
rents of public life which few through the
telegraph and press.
' "4
jjudwhyare the
though
iurtepn times
aotp capable
more inter-
k Logic*! Ponge.
A law student, just ready to graduate,
agreed to give his instructor the proceeds
of his first successful case, V . R
— — , r , — The young lawyer evaded the promise
is true ef other cities. E veu in Louisville; by refusing to plead a case,
but one journal is in receipt of Associated j The old lawyer sued the young lawyer
Press news, and it is the greater expense j or a breach of contract, and each ene man-
® malting up newspapers which has con-. own case in courts
before the war, with not so many readers aUow “}? cIaim to . be *
in proportion to population, had more mouey becomes mraeby y^r d^mion lf
newspapers than the North,’and journal- y° arefus ?. m y
ism there in the olden time was intenselv i ^ las W9 “J^ S succesafu. c<«e, and the
rsonal. Gales and Seaton, Kitchie and money Becomes ^^ ,>y previous agree-
miels, Bhett and Kendall and Holbrook {"”*•- 1 am, therefore, sure of the money
. , .war* alike either leaders of the press m eithereveet Z ,
Confederates. He is from UnusiAna; no “| or w f pities. This has been much less The young man said to tue lawyer:
ble fellow ! Matthews ? ltouft you remem- true sjuee the war closed than before, and you sustain my defense, tt«n yeu decide
bar Stanley Matthews ? He la -Sie effect of reducing the Dumber hasbeen that I Deed pay nothrng. If, on the other
Fish! Fish! Fish!!
MUiitly
i uftfi.viou luaifert Utal wc paraDM Uw poMc to MU Rm
iu> copxp ua xo/ other ttaucr* la Umi city, nparrial
paui iu order* trow pn««te UauiW* tad private botldkc
butt**. Gate ua you orient* *• Old raUaMa."
8|.od ou the vacant iteoptM lot or Broad atteaL
danrol *rt£VK »UUi*» A BON.
r batter prepared 55> avar
Senate in place of Sherman. GutteM ^ to make journalism less personal, more band, your ruling ia agaiust me, then
needed io the House, as the President liberal and far belter as ne^spapeA ”br have not won my first successful case, and
says, to aid in the telegraph is used with more freedom, and therefore have nodebt to payl amthere-
A Jew weeks more and Packard, Chamber- q* expeuses of publication and editing fore secure against paymei.t, however this
lain and all the °**|*®' ^TNd-bsggers muc jj larger than eve r before, and hence sait derided.”
wiUtepa^ngthoffinper’ fte jaihug ofl in number and the Where now ts the flaw in these argu-
o« isn’t proposed tc threw them jDcrea6e (/expenses—.V. y. Express.
“ Of course, old boy, of course; a gov- * ..The bashful man who asked his girl if . .The tombstone of a eoraner who tang-
eminent Jhat cannot sustain itself has no her favorite beverage wasn’t “pot,”
BfcWir awl tttooml w bw poppet.
was ed himself bas this inserijtion upor. it
“ He li«d end dirt ay avWte*’-
THE PASSION FLOWER.
Cart not, dear maid, the flower away,
That shtonks from eret^ng’s chilling dew;
Soon, trort toe, shall the aomlng ray,
IU leaves unfold, Ita bloom renew.
Sftydottthon neV* in fife behold
An burl that, like this timid flower,
Droops when the withering world Is cold,
And clouds Invade and tempests lower?
That heart is mine—from crowds I fly.
To shun their tumults, vain and load;
And all believe that apathy
Enthralls mein iu fetters proud.
But Innocence and truth like thine,
With magic spell can burst the chain.
Shed o’er my path their rays divine,
And wake my heart to warmth again!
Aatmlle Statist!!.
Kats are affectionate, they love young
chickens, sweet kream, and the best place
in front of the fireplace.
Dogs are faithful, they will stick to a
bone after everyboddy haz deserted it.
Parrotts are eazily educated, but they
will learn to swear well in haff the time
they will learn anything else.
The birds eat bugs and worms for plain
vittles, but their dessert kousists of the
best cherries and gooseberries in the gar
den.
The owl iz only apictnr uv wisdum by
dayiite, when he kan’t see ennything.
When it comes nite biz wisdum wholly
konsists in ketching a field mouse, if be
kan.
The donkey is an emblem of pachunce,
but if you studdy them klosser yu will
find that lazyness is what’s the matter ov
them.
The eagle is the monark of the skies, but
tae little king-bird will chase him to his
biding place.
The ox knoweth his master’s krib, and
tbat'iz allbeduz kno or care about his
master.
' Slunkeys are imitatiff, hot if they kan’t
imitate some deviltry they ain’t happy.
The goose is like all other pbools—all
wuss seems anxious to prove it.
If mules are ever meek it iz simply be
came they are ashamed ov themselfs, but
mutes are hibrid, ain’t ackountable for
anvthing.
The bees are a busy people; rather than
be idle they will rob each other of their
hunny.
Tbe kockroach is a loafer, and don’t seem
to live so mutch on what they eat as what
Uwy kan get into.
Ducks are only knuumg about one thing
they lay their eggs in siteh sly places that
sum times they kan’t find them again them
selfs.
The mushrat kan foresee a hard winter
and provide for it, but he kan’t keep from
i getting ketched in the syiiest kind ov
irap.
Hens kno when it’s a-going to rain, and
shelter themselfs, but they will try to hatch
out a glass egg just az honest az they will
one ov their own.
Mudturkles are the slowest ov enny four
legged kritters, and yet they are allwuss
on the move, trieing to git somewhere
else.
Hornets have more fight in them than
enneything ov their size, bat there iz no
method in their madness; they will pitch
into a meeting house when they are furi-
ous, just az anxious az they will into
sleeping baby in its kradle.
~ iz the most nalral ov all thiefs
they wfll Steal, and hide what iz ov no use
to them, nor loss to enny body else.
Ants are the bizzyest ov all the little, or
big bugs, but a largo share ov their time
iz spent io repairing their houses, which
are built whare folks kan’t help but step
on them.
Flies toil not, neither do tbay spin, yet
they have the first taste ov all the best
gravys in the land.
The cuckoo iz the greatest ekonemist
THE ETERNAL HOME.
Alo»! to Uad np« tk»t then!
With ncoM aictit that we h»™ m tvfm—
THnf* of * different W,
And lOUftlll Maui. *,d n; "
No lorms of cwth tor (ucIm to airanm
But to be£io tkme that might? diAn^r!
Alooo to laid tftoo that ibont
Koowlnf ao .oil we e*o roturo no raoro:
No voice or Zteo of fitted—
None with u to Attend
Oar dlwnberiringoo tbet avail •tnuad.
Hot to aniro olooo in nch t Uod!
Alone? No! Oodhath bewtlMro loot bofont
EttnuU? h*th mltcd oa thtt thoro
Vor no who wm« to coote
To oar eternal borne!
Oh, UHvnottfc* lUe-long Friend vre know
Non priTBtcly than toy friend he low?
Alone? The God we troet le on thAt ehore,
The Felthfol One. whom we havo.tfoeted men
In triole end in woee,
lier hind ones, and the dog turns around
three times before he lies down.
The kangaroo be jumps when ho walks,
the coon paces when he trots, and the lob
ster travels backwards az last az he kan
forwards.
The elephant haz the least, and the most
eye for their size, and a rat’s tail iz just the
length ov hi3 body.
The spider iz the only kritter that ketch
es its food in a trap, and a sheep will liv
without water longer than enny domestick
animal.
The fox iz the hardest to ketch in a trap,
and a muskrat the eazyest, and the meddo
lark iz the shyest ov ail the birds ov the
air.
Thekro flies 6 miles, and the wild pid-
geon CO an hour, but the humming bird
>eats all things on tbe wing.
The horse will eat 10 hours out of every
12; the ox lays down and chews biz kud
haff the time; and the hog never knows
what it iz not to be hungry.
The wild turkey kan run taster than he
kan fly, and enny man who is a good wal
ker kan tire a deer out in 24 hours.
I kaut think, in konklnsion, of ennything
just) now,.in art, science, or morality, that
mankind excel in, but what kan be found,
more or less developed, in the bugs, beasts,
birds and fishes—Josh Billings.
BraTe Dmmmer-Bojs.
In one of the battles of tbe Peninsular
war, a drummer whose name and corps
have both been unfortunately lost to his
tory, having wandered from his regiment,
was taken prisoner by tho French, and
brought before Napoleon as a spy. Bona
parte frowned heavily upon his prisoner as
he demanded of him his rank in the British
army. On being told that it was thaV of a
drummer, the Emperor, to test the
of.the reply, caused a dram to be bi
djsquostcd bialirisnripi; tA
The drummer’s eyes sparkled wii
thusiasm as he gave the terrific rol
rataplan demanded,- ... , ■ *
“ Now beat a retreat,” ’said Napoleon. >
“ lean not,” replied the drummer, proud
ly; “no such thing is kaewnin tho -Eng
lish army. We never retreat.”
“ Good!” exclaimed the Emperor. “ You
are a brave lad, and may rejoin your own
army.”
Then turning to those near bin, Napo
leon gave directions that the drummer
should be conducted back in safety to the
English lines. Fortune is, however, a fickle
jade, for at the battle of Waterloo this
humijle hero met with a sad death. He
bad been out with a body ot skirmishers,
who were suddenly attacked by cavalry
and driven back on their supports. The
latter formed square, aud the earth shook
beneath the feet of the advancingcuirassiers
as they rode right up to the points of the
bayonets. Beneath that rampart of steel
lay the drummer, who had been too late
to seek the shelter of the square. He was
sale, however, and when the horsemen
were driven back, he jumped merrily upon
his legs, and shouted: “Halloo, com
rades ! here I am, safe -nough 1” These
were the last words he ever uttered; for
at that moment a round-shot carried his
head off bis shoulders, and bespattered his
comrades with his braiDs. Such is the for
tune of war.
Id the Crimea, on the evening of the day
on which an unsuccessful attack had been
made upon the Sedan, a drummer was ob
served to leavo the shelter of the trenches
with his can of tea in bis hand, and in tbe
midst of a tearful shower of shot and shell
from the Bussian batteries, he threaded
his way among the wounded, giving a drink
here and a drink there until his can was
emptied. Then flinging the empty can to
wards the enemy with a gesture of defi
ance, be walked coolly back to bis post.
■ the means of this timely assistance some
the wounded were able to bear their
sufferings until darkuess enabled them to
be rescued from death. The drummer boy
who did this brave deed received the Vic-,
toria Cross from Her Majesty’s own band.
—Chambers’ Journal.
On whom 8»fc**tlMM4aMt I* *arMx*kljr strife;
Oh, we shall trust Him nioro hi Uut new Ufo I
So not alone we Isnd upon that shore;
Twin h. ss though we tud been thsro before ;
We shell meet more wo know
Thin ws can meet below,
And find oar root like some tetnrolaf dove—
Oar hottest once with tho. Stoned Loro!
Fishes have a power of changing their
bulk by the distentioD of an air-vessel with
which they are provided; tfiey can thus
at will displace a greater or less quantity
ef water. Thus, when they enlarge their
bulk so as to displace more water than
their own weight, they rise to the surface,
and when they contract their dimensions
they sink.
. .The poise is nothing more nor - less
than the beating trtan army. Every time
the heart contracts, a portion of bleed is
forced into the arteries, which dilate to let
it pass and then contract again. This
swelling and contracting of tho arteries
constitutes the pulse, and may be found in
all parts of the body, bnt most convenient
ly at lie wrist
Phjslolozj of Mu.
Anatomy is the knowledge of the me
chanical structure of the parts of the body-
PhyBiology treats of the powers by which
they produce their results in the livini;
body. Pathelogy treats of diseases ant
their symptoms, the classification of which
is called Nosology. Therapeutics treat of
core, and medicines to be applied, and in
cludes Materia Medica, that is, the medical
materials used in the cure ot diseases.
Pharmacy is the art ot compounding med
icines and Posology determines the doses.
Thenuman body consists of 240 bones;
9 k nds ef articulations or joinings; 100
cartilages and ligaments; 400 muscles and
tendons and 100 nerves; besides tbe blood
arteries, veins, glands, stomach, intestines,
lungs, heart, liver, kidneys, Ac. It bas
Wayside Gratlierixisr®*
A dry subject—A mummy.
..Check-mate—A liberal husband.
. .Spanish women are good ffonoraa. :
.. Materialized spirits—Frozen whiskey.
.. Weight for the wagon—a load of wood.
..“ Belies” call a great many people to
church. V'i -•
Something that always soots—a chim
ney sweep.
. .To do business a mad must have dol
lars and sense.
. .Tbe milky way—from the cow-shed to
the pump.
. A man too strictly economical becomes
an econo miser. * 'Z,.,
..Circular saws—Proverbs that go the
round of sobiety.
What’s in a name? D. Seaver drives
a St. Louis milk wagon.
Why is marriage like tbe letter Pt—Be
cause it’s the end of courtship.
.'.When is a person like- a postman ?—
When bis delivery pleases yon.
.. It is difficult to tell how much a fish
will weigh by looking at the scales.
. .When may we presume that a man is
very hungry? When he will devour books.
..“ Sam, why am fie hogs fie most intel
ligent folks ia world 1” “ Because dey nose
eberything.”
. .Worldly wisdom—People who are fill
ed with emotion generally find room for
their dinner. . .
..Facts to remember—sqirie muu are
good-bcjatiSt) goodness pays best; some
are good for nothing. '
..Said in innocence—Thejowelry trade
has been dull, but dealers say there is a ^
“ movement’Un watches.
. .Fools anAtheirmoney soon part.. “IPs ,
worth while*being a fool to have the moa-
art v.-ith,” comments Brown. .
lire oykters healthy ?”• asked' an old
lady of her 'physician. “ I never heard
any ot them complain of being unwell,"
was the reply.
..Put him to tbe law—A smart school
boy says ft takes thirteen letter to spell
“cow,” and proves it thus:- “SeeOdouble
you.”
. .The Norristown Herald bas ascertain
ed that “ blue glass, mashed up fine and
administered internally, will cure a dog of
sheep tolling.”
..The Oregon Legislature has passed a
law which compels every person buying
liquor for consumption by. himself or an
other person to take out a yearly license
at an expence of 95- Saloon keepers are
prohibited from selling liquor to any per
son except to such as can exhibit a license.
. .Even if a boy is always whistliug “I
want to bean angel,” it is just as well to
keep tbe preserved pears on the top shelf
ot the pantry.
.-.“Johnny have you learned anything
during the week !” asked a teacher of a
five years old pupil. “ Yeth’m.” “ Well,
what is it r “ Never to lead a small tramp
when you hold both bowers.”
..In the line of persons waiting their
turns to pay their taxes, at the Collector’s
office, in 8an Francisco, the other day was
a woman, wearing piuned to her dress a
placard which read : “ Taxation without
representation is Tyranny.” Her novel,
but undemonstrative mode of asserting
woman srights attracted a good deal of
attention.
.. Here is what Dundreary said about it:
“ Ya-as, she was a nice girl. I w-was g-
going to marry her m-myself, but Id-dldnft
get up that m-morniug, or something of
th-tbat sort; I d-dou’t w-wecolect now
jn-juth what it wath.”
..In the Orient they won’t let a fellow
see his girl until the clergyman has tied
the knot, and in that way a poor mother
has a chance to work off her cross eyed
daughters.
. .He will not visit her any more. The cat
was asleep in a chair in the parlor, bnt bo
did not notice ft until he sat down. The
cat saw the mistake at the same time be
did. The threads in the cat’s claw indicate
that his pantaloons were all wool cloth,
which most have cost about two dollars
and fifty cents per yard.—Boise
three sains, the epidermis, or outer Bkin,
amung'birds^ she IaWher eggs in other the next which has no English name but
bird’s nests, and lets them hatch them out is tenfled by anatomists the rete mucasum
at tiieir leisure. iandaejt totbatisttottuesfcia.
As manure is essential to good farming,
every expedient should be resorted to in
order to augment its bulk and. quality. If
a good manure shed can be furnished and
the droppings from tbe(stable and yard ha
wheeled into it, a great gain will be real
ized. Exposure to the storms of winter .
lessens tbe quantity very materially and
deterioate the quality. If there are any
deposits of swamp muck ou the farm it
should be thrown ont upon upland before
winter and carried to the yard to mix with
the manures or the stables or manure
shed. Every available article of vegeta
ble refuse will aid in increasing the ma
nure.
Coir*.
Pure water, slightly warmed, with a
quart of bran stirred into it, is an excellent
drink tor cows that have recently calvt d.
Garget may be prevented by milking be
fore calving, a cow that has a very lull
beg. If tbe udder is hot, give two drams
ot saltpetre daily; and directly after calv
ing a drink of bran gruel, with eight ounces
of Epsom salts, and sweeten it with mo
lasses. If the cow will not drink this,
give it through the dreucblnghorn. Prompt
remedies are required for parturient
troubles at this time, but prevention la
Btm and easier Oja? any rouged?.
m.