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-T'ilv 29, 1841 6t 48
MISCELLANEOUS*
GOVERNMENT OF CHILDREN.
Miss Sedgwick, in her beautiful story,
entitled Home, has given an illustration of
the happy effects which may flow from firm
yet just and kind treatment of a disobedi
ent child, which is worthy of being borne in
mind by every parent. It is as follows :
“ The family were assembled in a back
parlor. Mrs. Barclay was engaged in
some domestic employment, to facilitate
which Martha had just brought in a tub of
scalding water. Charles, the eldest boy,
with a patience unboyish , was holding a
skein of yarn for grandmamma to wind;
Alice, the eldest girl, was arranging the
dinner table in an adjoining room ; Mary,
the second, was amusing the baby at the
window ; Willie was saying his letters to
Aunt Betsey. All were busy ; but the bu
siest was little Iladdy, a sweet child of
four years, who was sitting in the middle
of the room on a low chair, and who unob
served by tlie rest, and herself unconscious
of wrong, was doing deadly mischief. Site
had taken anew, unfinished and very pre
cious kite belonging to her brother Wallace,
cut a hole in the centre, (burst into it the
head of her pet Maltese kitten, and washol
ding it by its fore paws and making it dance
on her lap ; the little animal looking as de-
mure and as formal as one of Queen Eliz
abeth’s maids of honor in her ruff. At this
critical juncture, Wallace entered in search
of his kite. One word of prefatory pallia
tion for Wallace. The kite was the finest
ho had ever possessed ;it had been en
him by a friend, and that friend was, wag
ing at the door to string and fly it for him.
At once the ruin of tho kite, and the indig
nity to which it was subjected, flasned on
him, and perhaps little Iladdy’s very satis
fied air exasperated him. In a breath, he
seized the kitten and dashed it into tho tub
of scalding water. llis father had come
into dinner, and paused at the open door of
the next room. Daddy shrieked, the chil
dren all screamed, Charles dropped grand
mamma’s yarn, and, at the risk of his own
hand, rescued the kitten ; but seeing its ag
ony, with most characteristic consideration
he gently dropped it again, and thus put the
speediest termination to its sufferings.
“ ‘The children were all sobbing. Wal
lace stood pale and trembling- His eyes
turned to his father, then to his mother, then
were riveted on the floor. The children
saw the frown on their father’s face, more
dreaded by them than ever was flogging, or
dark closet with all its hobgoblins.
“ ‘I guess you did not mean to do it, did
you YY'addy ?’ said little Daddy, whose ten
der heart was so touched by the utter mis
ery depicted on her brother’s face, that her
pitty for him overcome her sense of her own
and pussy’s wrongs. Wallace sighed deep
ly, but spoke no words of apology or justifi
cation. The children looked at Wallace,
at their father and their mother, and still
the portentous silence was unbroken. The
dinner boll rang. *Go to your own room,
YY’allace,’ said his father. ‘ You have for
feited a place among us. Creatures who
are the slaves of their passions, arc, like
beasts of prey, fit only for solitude.’
“ ‘llow long must YY’allace stay up stairs
asked Iladdy, affectionately, holding back
her brother, who was hastening away.
“ ‘Till he feels assured,’ replied Mr.
Barclay, fixing Ids eyes sternly on YY’al
lace, ‘that he can control his hasty temper;
at least so far as not to be guilty of violence
towards such a dear good little girl as you
are, and murderous cruelty to au innocent
animal ; —till, sir, you can give me some
proof that you do dread tiie sin and danger
of yielding to your passions so much that
you can govern them. The boy is hopeless,’
he added in a low voice, to his wife, as
YVallaee left the room.
“ ‘My dear luisband ! hopeless at ten
years old, and with such a good, affection
ate heart as his ? We must have patience.”
“ A happy combination for children is
there in an uncompromising father and an
all-hoping mother. The family sat down
to table. The parents were silent, serious,
unhappy. The children caught the infec
tion, and scarcely a word was said above a
whisper. There was a favorite dish upon
the tabic, followed by a nice pudding.—
They were eaten, not enjoyed. The chil
dren realized that it was not the good tilings
they had to eat, but the kind looks, the in
nocent laugh, and cheerful voice, that made
the pleasure of the social meal.
“ ‘My dear children,’ said the father, as
he took his hat to leave them, we have lost
all our pleasure to-day, have we not ?
“ ‘1 cs, sir—yes, sir,’ they answered in a
breath.
“ ‘Then learn one lesson from your poor
brother. Learn todread doing wrong. If
you commit sin, you must sutler, and all
that you love must suffer with you; for
every sin is a violation of our Heavenly Fa
ther, and he will not suffer it to go unpun
ished.’
“ If Mr. and Mrs. Barclay had affected
to over-awe and impose on their children,
they would not have been longer deceived;
for children being themselves sincere, are
clearsighted. But they knew that the sad
ness was real; they felt that it was in ac
cordance with their parents’ character and
general conduct. They never saw them
rutiled by trifles. Many a glass had been
broken, a greasy knife dropped, many a
disappointment and inconvenience incurred
without calling forth more than a gentle
rebuke. These were not the things that
moved them, or disturbed the domestic tran
quility : but the ill-temper, selfishness, un-
WASIHNGTON, (WILKES COUNTY, 0A.,) SEI’TEMBEK ISIS.
kindness, or any moral fault of the children
was received as an affliction.
“ The days passed on ; Wallace went to
school as usual, and returned to his soli
tude, without speaking or being spoken to.
His meals were sent to his room, and what
ever the family ate, he ate; for the Barclays
took care not to make rewards and punish
ments out of eating and drinking, and thus
associate the duties of pleasure of a moral
and intellectual being, with a mere animal
gratification. ‘ But ah !’ he thought, while
eating his pie or pudding, “how different it
tastes from what it does at table !’ & though
he did not put it precisely in that form he
felt what it was that‘sanctified the food.’—
The children began to venture to say to
their father, whose justice they dared not
question : ‘ 1 low long has Wally stayed
up stairs?’ and Charles, each day eagerly
told how well Wallace behaved himself at
school. Mis grandmother could not resist
her desire to comfort him ; she would look
into his room to see ‘if he were well,’ ‘if he
were warm enough,’ or ‘if he did not want
something.’ The little fellow’s moistening
eye and tremulous voice evinced his sensi
bility to her kindness, but he resolutely ab
stained from asking any mitigation of his
punishment. He overheard his Aunt Bet
sey leV ‘ Barclay’s sister, say, ‘it is a sin,
and besides, to keep Wallace
ineweir-,,. so, just for a little flash of tem
per. lam sure he had enough to provoke
a saint.’
“ YY r e do not keep him mewed up Betsey, j
replied Mr. Barclay, ‘nor does he continue
mewed up liar one single flash of temper ; ■
but because, with all his good resolutions,
his passionate temper is constantly getting
the better of him. There is no easy cure
forsuch a fault. If YY’allace had tho seeds
of a consumption, you would think it the
extreme of folly not to submit to a few
week’s confinement if it afforded any means
of ridding him of them ; and how much
worse than the consumption is a moral dis
ease !
“ ‘YVell,’ answered the sister, ‘you must
do as you like, but I am sure wc never had
any such fuss at home ; we grew up, and
there was an endon’t.’
“■But may be,’ thought YY’allace, “if
there had been a little more fuss when you
were younger, it would have been more
pleasant living with you now, aunt Betsey.’
“ Poor aunt Betsey, with many virtues,
had a temper that made her a nuisance
wherever she went. The Barclays’alone
got on tolerable well with her. There was
a disinfecting principle in the moral atmos
phere of their house
“ Two weeks had passed, win n M Bar
clay heard YY'al lace’s door open, and heard
him say, ‘can I speak with you one minute
before dinner, sir ?’
“‘Certainly, my son.’ Ilis father en
tered and closed the door.
“ ‘Father,’ said YVallaee, with a tremu
lous voice, hut an open cheerful face, ‘1 feel
as if I had a right now to ask you to forgive
me and take me back into the family.’
“ Mr. Barclay felt.so too, and kissing him
he said, ‘I have oidy been waiting for you,
YY’allaco ; and from the time you have ta
ken to consider your besetting sin, I trust
you have gained strength to resist it.’
“ It is not only consideration, sir, that I
depend on, for you told me I must wait till
1 could give you proof; so I had to wait till
something happened to try me. I could
not possibly tell else, for I always do re
solve, when I get over my passion, that I ne
ver will get angry again. Luckily for me
—for I began to be horribly tired of staying
alone—Tom Allen snatched off my new
cap and threw it into the gutter. I had my
book in my hand, and I raised it to send it
at him ; but 1 thought just in time and was
so glad I had governed my passion, that I did
not care about my cap, or Tom or anything
else. But “one swallow doesn’t make a
summer,’as aunt Betsey says, so I waited
until I should get angry again. It seemed
as if I never should ; there were provoking
things happened, but somehow or other they
did not provoke me—why do you smile, fa
ther ?”
“ ‘I smile with pleasure, my dear boy,
that one fortnight’s resolute watchfulness
has enabled you to curb your temper so
that you are not easily provoked.’
“ ‘But stay, father ; you have not heard
all. Yesterday, just as I was putting up
my Arithmetic, which I had written almost
to the end without a single blot. Tom Al
len came along, and gave my inkstand a
jostle, and over it went on my open book.
I thought he did it purposely ; I think so
still, but I don’t feel sure ; 1 did not reflect
then ; 1 doubled up my fist to strike him.’
‘“Oh Wallace !’
“ But I did not, father; I did not; I thought
just in time. There was a horrid choking
feeling in my throat, and angry words
seemed crowding out : but I did not even
say ‘blame you !’ I had to bite my lips
though, so that the blood ran.’
“ God bless you, my son.’
“ And the best of it all was, father, that
Tom Allen, who never before seemed to
care how much harm he did you, or how
much he hurt your feelings,was really sor
ry ; and this morning he brought me anew
blank book, nicely ruled, and offered to help
me copy my sums into it. So 1 hope 1
did him some good, as well as myself by
governing my temper.’
“ There is no telling, Wallace, how
much good may be done by a single right
action, nor how much harm by a single
wrong one.’
“ I know it, sir, 1 have been thinking a
great deal since I have been up stairs, and
1 do wonder why God did not make Adam
PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING.
and Eve so that they could notdo wrong. {
“ This subject has puzzled older and wi
sor heads than yours, my sun, and puzzled
them more than 1 think it should. If we
had been created incapableofsin there could
have been no virtue. Did you not feel
happier yesterday after your trial, than if
it had not happened ?’
“ Oyes, father ; and the strangest of all
was, that after the first flash, 1 had not anv
had feelings towards Tom.’
“ Then you can see in your own ease,’
good resulting from being free to do good
or evil. Y r ou certainly were the better for
your victory, and you say happier. It is
far belter to be virtuous than sinless—l
mean incapable of sin. 11 vott subdue
your temper, the exercise of the power to
do this will give you a pleasure that you
could not have had without it.
“ But if 1 fail, father ?’ W allace looked
in his father s face with an expression
which showed that he felt he had more than
a kingdom to gain or lose.
“ You cannot fail, my dear son, while j
you continue to feel the worth of the object i
for which you are striving ; while yon feel
that the eye of God is upon you ; and that
not only your own happiness but the happi
ness of your father and mother, and broth
ers and sisters, —of our home—depends on
your success.”— Fireside Education.
From the Patent Sermons of “ Dow, Jr.”
ON INTEMPERANCE.
• Text.—O that man should put an enemy in his
mouth,
To steal away his brains.—Siuksit.are.
My Hearers :—War and pestilence as
you all know, have each, time and again,
surfeited the voracious stomach of Death,
with millions of their slaughtered victims;
but the record of these, occupies only a
small space on the dusty catalogue of mor
tality, compared with that which is allotted
to intemperance, to write down the sum to
tal of her annual sacrifices. The broad
avenue that leads to eternity, is continually
choked up with the dead carcasses of her
slain, and thousands are daily being dump
ed upon the putrid heap, to lie and rot, in
the oblivious fog of forgetfulness. To be
wounded, or physically disabled, while
fighting for your country, your liberties,
and your homes, is a glory and honor ; but
to be shot in the neck with a pistol, loaded
with the percussive elements of damnation,
while you are sleeping upon the watchtow
er of virtue, is a sin and disgrace. O that
man should put an enemy in his mouth to
steal away his brains ! to shrivel up his
soul like a dried apple—to destroy that re
gu.-.iiur of the intellect, 11 as ....
the complicated machinery of the min ~ .
run at random, without the guidance of ..
single sober reflection ! It does steal away
the brains, and leaves instead, a soft, pulpy
substance noncomposmentiness, as disgust
ing as it is useless ; and I ask, what is
man, without a fecundity of’ brains, more
than a monkey ? Nothing at all. Ileise
ven less ; for the discount levied upon his
character, for abusing the confidence of his
Maker, places him upon a par with the
loathsome reptile, that ever casts its slime
on the green carpet of earth. Rum not on
ly steals away the brains, but even the
breeches, also. Not long since, my friends,
I saw a silver-haired man, (perchance the
father of lovely daughters,) in a glorious
state of don’t-care-a-tiveness ; there was a
delightful mingling of heaven and hell, in
his head, and any quantity of change in his
pockets ; his thoughts were so elevated a
hove the things of earth, that he never once
deigned to look down and see, that the sin
ister leg of his trowsers like his own moral
character, hung by a single thread. Not
he—ho kept on spouting politics, war, and
the best method of parental government,
with all the enthusiasm and fire of- a hot
whiskey punch, until he was laid upon his
bed, shrouded in the pal 1 of a death-warn
ing stupor. When the morning broke, and
reason again dawned upon the chaos of his
senses, and discovered to him that the other
tegument of his pantaloons was among the
missing, how do you think lie felt then ?
Why, with his fist, he committed an assault
and battery on his breast, and declared by
all the spirits, infernal, terrestrial, and ce
| lestial, that he would join the Temperance
Society, and become once more a man ;
but he resolved and re-resolved; and the
last resolution I heard him utter, was when
he had two horns in his hand. Yes, with
one hand on the horn of a firm resolution
never to drink again, and with the other on
a horn of brandy, he’d look first on this pic
ture, and then on that, till at last the spirit
of evil prevailed ; and I fear he will go
headlong to destruction, unless I can throw
a halter about him, and hold on until he o
pens his eyes, and sees the awful gulf that
yawns at his feet.
Beloved friends: I know of another of
the frail human race, who is in the prime of
life, and the empire of whose mind, has been
planted by Nature, with those trees which
bear tho fruit of principle, rather than the
fascinating blossoms of sentiment; but the
blight of dissipation, has thus early fell up
on his fair prospects; and now, one of the
noblest works of God is falling to ruin, lor
the want of a moral prop to support it, in its
last stage of decay. He is now, as it were,
slipping down a greased plank, to perdition,
lie often sticks in his clutches, and tries to
hold on; but finding his physical faculties
in a state of prostration, he calls aloud for
‘Joe,’ to bring him another glass of brandy
and water, to strengthen his nerves, to ena
ble him to meet his fate, with that courage [
which the crisis requires. I lie little black j
bottle, which he placed at his bed-side, to
J allay all nocturnal delicious tremblings, will ]
soon stand empty by his coffin, and with a
triumphant smile, exclaim, •* Twas 1 that j
did the deed ! ’ i hand him over to the !
protection of a merciful Providence.
I know another, whom I venerate for his ,
white hairs, and respect for his urbanity of j
manners, who is so fond of “dog’s noses,” j
that I fear the latter end of his existence,
will he chopped off as square as a saw-mill
log, instead of tapering to that almost im
perceptible point, to which the prudent and
temperate extend. Instead of repeating the
prayers, which his mother had taught him,
in his youth, ere he retires to his slumbers,
he clasps a spiritual night-cap on his head,
sings the song of “Begone dull care,” and
bids good night to trouble ; unmindful
whether the morrow shall find him dressed
in the garments of life, or in the winding
sheet of death.
O, my dear friends! that visible spirit of
hell, called rum, will yet be the ruination !
of this world. 1 see its sad effects upon j
j every side ; almost every flower and shrub,
in the moral kingdom, is growing pale be- !
noath its withering influence. The few
temperance societies that exist, are so ma
ny green spots in a boundless desert, de
lightful and refreshing to all, excepting to
the sore eyed suckers of Bacchus. O, it is
passing strange, that the lovers of earth, j
j who cling to it with all .the affection of a j
| steel-trap, will innoculatc themselves with I
this deadly plague, and transmit its poison J
to posterity ! 1 have known some babes, to ;
have been made drunk with their mother’s !
milk ; but generally speaking, my friends, 1
people make themselves drunk—with their
own hands, they sow the tares in their
wheat-fields—with their own hands, they
thrust the fire-brands in their bosoms, and
then curse madamc Fortune, up hill and
down, for being partial in the distribution of
her favors. 1 can’t think upon the subject
without feeling both sick at the heart and !
stomach. A beautiful woman saturated
I with alcohol, and with tho froth and scum i
of depravity, oozing from her mouth, is a-
I bout as disgusting an object as can be found, !
j between Catharine Market and the slop- j
j yard of Beelzebub.
I My friends, keep sober ; avoid those fa
[ tal glasses, at the bottom of which, lie the
j sediment of destruction ; drink only at that
pure and limpid stream, which flows direct
ly from the ever-gushing fountain ofheav
! en, whose waters are refreshing to tho bo
dy, nourishing to the soul, and purifying to
the heart; and oh, dash down forever, up
jon the adamantine rook of resolution, that
j seducing goblet, which steals away man’s
j brains ; his breeches—his boots—his mor
, uis —and his reputation. So mote it be !
Du: ing the heat of the political excite
ment last fall, a furious Loco Foeo called
at stall No.— Quincy Market, one morning
to get something for dinner. Accosting the
market man—
“ Sir, can you give me something of
which to make a good soup ?”
“ W’e have some excellent calves’ heads.*
“ Are they fresh and good?”
“ Yes.”
“ Send one to my house.”
“ Y es, sir—by the way, we have two
kinds—Whig and Loco—which shall I
send ?”
“ Van Buren, sir ! I don’t want any
thing that smells of Whiggery on my table.
A Loco Foco calves’ head was according*
ilv sent. The cook commenced prepara
tions for converting it into soup ; but on o- j
polling, it was found that the brains had pro- !
viously been taken out. The master was
informed ofit, and in a rage he returned to j
the meat vender.
“ You rascal ! What do you mean by j
selling me a calves’ head without brains ?” :
“ My dear sir, you ordered a Loco—of
course you did not expect it to contain
brains !*’— Charleston'll (Mass.) Chronicle.
GOOD ADVICE.
Not many hours ago, I heard uncle Ben j
jamin discussing this matter to his son, who i
was complaining of the pressure : —“Rely j
upon it, Sammy,” cried the old man, as he
leaned on his staff, with his grey locks flow- i
ing in tho breeze of a May morning, “mur
muring pays no bills, 1 have been anobser- I
ver any time this fifteen years, and I never j
saw a man helped out ofa hole by cursing j
his horses. Be as quiet as you can, for i
nothing will grow under a moving harrow,
and discontent harrows the mind. Matters !
are bad, I acknowledge, but no ulcer is any |
thing the better for fingering. The more j
you groan tho poorer you grow.
Repining at losses is only putting pepper j
into a sore eye. Crops will fail in all soils
and we may be thankful tlrat we have not a
famine. Besides I always took notice, that
whenever I feel the rod pretty smartly, it
was as much to say, ‘here is something
which you have got to learn. Sammy,
don’t forget that your scolding is over yet ;
though you have a wife and two children.
“ Aye,” cried Sammy, “you may say
that and a mother-in-law and two apprenti
ces into the bargain ; and 1 should like to
know what a poor man can learn here when
the greatest scholars and lawyers arc at
loggerheads, and can’t for their lives tell
what has become of the hard money.”
“ Softly Sammy, I am older than you.
1 have not got these grey hairs and this
crooked back without some burdens. 1
could tell you storiesofthe continental mon
ey, when grandfather used to stuff a sulkey
box with bills to pay for a yearling or a
| wheat fan ? and then Jersey women used
I thorns for pins, and laid their teapots away
in the garret. You wish to know what you !
7J . .5 . Hi A B* IE L, B° ri Hr.
may learn ? You may learn these seven
i things :
First—That you have saved too little <Sz
. spent too much. 1 n ver taught you to bo
Ia miser; but 1 have seen you giving a dol
! lur for a ‘notion,’ when you might have laid
onehalf aside for chuti'v, and tho other half
j tbr a rainy day. Secondly—That you
i have gone too much upon credit. 1 always
told you that credit was a shadow, it shows
that there is a substance behind,which casts
the shadow : but a small body may cast a
shadow ; and no wise man will follow the
shadow any farther than he sees the sub
stance. You mav also learn, that you
have followed the opinion and fashions of
others, till you have been decoyed into a
bog. Thirdly—That you have been in too
much haste to become rich. Slow and ea
sy wins the race. Fourthly—That no
course of life can be depended upon as al
j w ays prosperous. 1 am afraid the younger
j race of working men in America, have had
| a notion that nobody could go to ruin on
i this side of the water. Providence has
; greatly blessed us, but we have become
presumptuous. Fifthly—That you have
not been thankful enough to God for his
benefits in times past. Sixthly—That you
may be thankful that your lot is no worse,
j And lastly—To end my sermon, you may
| learn to offer, with more understanding, the
j prayer of your infancy,‘Give us this day
I our daily bread.’ ”
‘Flic old man ceased, and Sammy put on
bis apron, and told Dirk to blow away at
the iorge bellows.— Xcwark Advertiser.
| We cut the annexed paragraph front a
St. Louis paper :
A Xortli Carolinian and a Missourian. —
’ Wc accidentally overheard the following
| discussion, relative to the character and in
j telligcnoe of North Carolina and Missouri.
The disputants were deeply imbued with
State pride, and contended for superiority
in State character, general intelligence and
| education.
“ Why,” said the North Carolinian,
j “ some of your Missouri Legislators can t
spell their names correctly ; and 1 actual
i lv heard one of them make tho inquiry, in
| his place, in the Representatives Hall, what
I the gentleman from County, meant by
; a Geological Survey of the State.”
Well,” said the Missourian, coolly,
“ that reminds me of what/once heard a
j member of the North Carolina Legislature
I say, in his place, and which I think, you
! will acknowledge, is a fair offset to your
! case, just related. A member from one of
| the interior counties of that State, during
j the delivery of a speech, relating to the ap
j portionrnent bill, under consideration, had
j occasion to inquire of the gentleman from
Bunkum county, to state, if ho pleased,
! u hat the population of the county he repre
j sented was, at the last census. The gen
tleman from Bunkum, a little irritated at
■ the supposed implied insinuation, that Bun
kum lands were not quite so fertile us some
, other portions of the State, rose, and, giving
! the gentleman a contemptuous look, turned
! to the speaker, and observed, “ 1 11 answer
1 you Mr. Speaker, that question, hut not that
j man that axed such an unconstitutional
question. lie wants to know whats the
j population of my county ; he knows, and
] you knows as well as I duz, that it is ‘Tar,
pitch and rot inn, and mullen in abundance.”
! “ Now,” said the Missourian, “ which of
j the two do you think requires education the
most, the man who did not know the differ
| ence between population and products of
j the country, or he who happened to be ig
norant of the meaning of the term.”
LUCK.
Some persons appear to be always lucky
in whatever they undertake, but the secret
of this is exposed in an excellent little book
called “Hints of Mechanics.” The au
thor says, that generally speaking, your
| “ luckii fellows” when one searches closely
into their history, turn out to be your fcl
j lows that know what they are doing, and
i how to do it the right way. Their luck
i comes to them because they work for it ; it
jis luck well earned. They keep them
selves wide awake. They make the best
of what opportunity they possess, and al
j ways stand ready for more ; and when a
J mechanic does thus much, depend on it, it
J must be hard luck indeed, if he does not get
at least, employers, customers, and friends.
.
French Gallantry. —Gen. Desmoncourt,
| though himself of very opposite principles
i to those of the Duchess of Berri, thus speaks
I of the wretch who betrayed her retreat :
“ I would never pass him in the streets
without bestowing a horsewhipping on him,
did I not think my horse would be degra
ded by being afterward touched with the
same whip.”
Lady Marv Duncan was an heiress, and
Sir William Duncan was her physician
during a severe illness. One day she told
him she had made up her mind to marry,
and upon his asking the name of the fortu
nate chosen one, she bid him go home and
open the Bible, giving him chapter and
verse, and he would find out. 11c did so,
and thus he read, “Nathan said to David,
thou art the man.”
A Great Hogue. —Judge Jeffries, of noto
rious memory, pointing to a mail with his
cane, who was about to be tiicd, said
“ There’s a great rogue at the end of my
cane.” The man to whom he pointed,
looking at him, said, “At which end my
Lord.
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