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ascended or descended with no very gentle
tread. Sleep was murdered—out bounded
the landlord again—doors (lew open—vows
of vengeance and denunciations were bel.
loWed forth, like shouts from a dozen mask
ed batteries.
A glorious breakfast was, bv special or- ‘
der, arranged in the sitting room of Cap- i
tain S--~and timber, aliout nine o’clock,
assembled the Captain’s guests of the day |
before, to laugh heartily at their night’s
spree. As sOon as they had partaken of!
the morning meal, and. had departed to j
their duty, the proprietor entered, and with j
a countenance in which cunning and vex
ation were blended, he assumed a high
tdhe, diluting that “ho would not have
his house—noted for its quiet and proprie
tv —made the scene of such unseemly con
duct.”
“My dear sir,” answered the Captain,
mildly, “you quite mistake the thing—it
is a universal practieo that I have adopted,
whenever 1 engage a suit of apartments—
I regret that it interferes with or incom
modes the genllcmen who honor you with
their confidence—but you must be sensible,
my dear sir, that discipline is necessary
in all well regulated commands—your
own establishments for instance;” and look
ed superlatively innocent, as lie shrugged
his shoulders and spread out his hands.
“Really Captain S ,” responded the
landlord somewhat fiercely, though mista
king the gallant tar’s quiet
never can nor will suffer such things; my.
character—the reputation of my house—
the comfort of thy friends—” and ho paced
the room in fury.
“Very—very sorry,” returned the Cap
tain, with perfect self-command—“it would
be a sad pity for your character, as propri
etor, and the reputation of your hotel, to
sustain injury ; and I grieve still more for
the annoyance of your friends; but it is
impossible for me to break old established
regulations; my men are so used to the
thing, that my authority would be at stake
if 1 were to discontinue it. I have hired
vour apartments for a month—”
“Merciful Heaven! and do you intend
to continue this hideous, odious noise for a
month, Captain S?” demanded the
terrified landlord.
“Hideous, odious noise, Mr. re
peated the Captain, affecting surprise and
wrath, “do you call those harmonious pi
pings hideous and odious?” He threw •
himself into a theatrical attitude, as he
spouted with ranting vehemence, and ad
vanced fiercely :
“ The man that hath no music in himself,
Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds,
Is fit” (he bawled out) “for treason, stratafems
and spoils!
The motions of his spirit are dull as night,
And his a flection dark as Erebus :
Let no such man be trusted.”
“He is mad, moon struck mad,” mutter
ed the landlord to himself, as ho retreated
before the menacing captain, who followed
him round the room. “Captain S ,be
pacified, I beg.”
“Hideous noise, do you call it ?” contiu
ed the captain, his sword half drawn, and
fierceness distending every feature of his
ugitated face, as he brought the landlord
to a trot, “hideous noise, eh ?”
“ This music hath crept by me on the waters,
Allaying both their fury and my passion
With its sweet air.”
“I wish the whistles were there now,
with all my heart, Captain S said
the subdued man, almost out of breath, as
he danced about the room. “Oh, do he
calm, sir. Lord, what shall I dor.” (The
captain grinned.) “The music was charm
ing; now do hear reason. I prav you be
calm.”
“Calm, Mr. calm!” repeated
the captain, rattling his sword against the
table, and throwing his arms about—“it is
impossible to listen to such libels on sweet
melody and be calm. The roomsare mine,
sir, for oiie month—you will love the deli
cious Italian harmony of those pipes long
before that time expires. You shall have
a full concert of them, Mr. . 1 will
speak to the Admiral, to favor me with ev
ery boatswain's mato in the fleet; we must
make shake downs in the rooms—oh, we
will have glorious music, tickets issued, the
ball room full—l will act as leader;” and
pulling a boatswain’s call from bis waist
coat pocket, he began to blow close to the
landlord’s ears.
“ Come, come, Captain ,” said the
master of the hotel, 1 plainly see how it
is, and must own myself out-wilted. Pay
me one week’s rent for the rooms, and give
them up : I will ask no more, and you shall
have a receipt in full.”
“Impossible!” returned the Captain,
with well affected astonisment; “ 1 care
nothing for the money, Mr. , my
frigate will not be ready for sea these two
months, and I must keep my apartments for
the time agreed upon. But 1 hope you will
get the great room ready for the concert —
thirty-six boatswains’ calls, with a running
accornpainment of street door knockers and
scrapers—every officer in the fleet will at
tend and having ordered dinner for 12,
lie sallied forth to superintend the refitting
of his sliip.
Away went Mr. , to consult his
lawyer, and he returned back with a long
face, to hear the lamentations and com
plaints of those who, having been deprived
of their natural rest, W’ere only just quil
ting their beds. He next went to the mag
istrates, but they could afford him no assis
tance ; he had let his rooms, and they were
no longer under his control, unless any
breach of the peace was committed. The
poor man was half crazed, for inquiry had
elicited the information that a more daring,
dashing mad cap than Captain S did
not exist; but still avarice and covetous
ness were the leading principles of the land
lord’s soul.
At six o'clock a round dozen sat down to
an excellent dinner at the Captain’s table.
Champagne abounded, and the trembling
Mr. saw the whole parly in a fair
way to become uproarious, without the
slightest prospect of being able to prevent
what he dreaded must follow as a natural
consequence. The boatswain’s mates had
never'eft their rooms—they had as much
grog as they could drink—the parly reeled
o/f to their beds, and the watch was regu- j
larly called, and relieved as on the preco- j
ding night.
‘The-fbllowing morning tho landlord a- I
j gain remonstrated ; he offered to forego the i
i w hole of the charge f>r rent, provided Cap j
■ tain S would withdraw his forces.— I
j But this he most resolutely refused—reite- I
j rated his promise of getting up the concert, I
j and declared that the thirty-six boatswains’
I mates were coming that very night to lii-s
j room* to practice.
“ I will not admit them, Captain S !”
vociferated the enraged man —“ I will not
open my doors to them.”
“ I do not expect that you will sodemean
yourself, Mr. ■—,*’ remarked the Cap
tain ; “ they can open'the doors for them
selves—thirty-six boatswain’s mates, the fi
nest fellows in the fleet.” (He pulled out
his call.) “ Oh, it will be delightful.”
Away started the landlord out of the
room, more than ever convinced that the
Captain was cracked, and well knowing,
that to attempt to resist three dozen boat-
swains’ mates, let loose upon asprec, would
be the height of madness. Back again he
came, fear gaining the ascendency oyer av
arice. Captain S ,” said he, “my bus
iness will be ruined. lam already threat
ened with several notions—my house w ill
bo deserted—the London travellers will no
longer make it their homes during their
stay —several have already quitted for oth
er hotels—what is that you require ?”^
“ I require, my dear sir, I?” reiterated
the captain, in assumed amazement ; “ Ido
not comprehend your meaning ; I require
notiiing but the free use of my roooms, the
exercise of an undoubted, undisputed priv
ilege. The thirty six boatswains’ mates
will practice in this apartment.”
“Not if I can help it,” muttered Mr.
tain S , I will forego the whole amount
you are indebted to me, for the time you
have been here, and give you and your
friends a first rate dinner, if you will
pledge your word of honor not to carry on
your freak.”
“But the thirty six boatswain’s mates,”
siad the captain doubtingiy, “I have pro
mised them ten guineas, and ”
“They shall have it—they shall have
it,” replied the landlord, in agony ; “only
! give me your word there shall be no distur
bance. Dinner shall be ready at 6 o’clock,
and the money shall be paid to your men
up stairs. Oh dear, I shall be ruined :
keep away your confounded thirty-six; or
if you prefer it, a substantial repast shall
be provided for them at the adjacent public
house, where they may afterwards blow
their insides out if they like.”
After some apparent reluctance on the
part of Captain S , the proposal of the
landlord was accepted, the dinner given,
the barges manned, and the thirty-six
boatswain’s mates had a merry meeting,
and at midnight they assembled under the
windows of the hotel, to give the landlord
a last pipe arid three cheers before they re
turned on board. Whether the proprietor
was cured of his avarice I do not know,
but certain it is he never ceased to remem
ber, even to his last moments, the calling
THE WATCH.
[From the N. O. Crescent City.\
FLOGGING AN EDITOR.
Some years ago, a populous town, loca
ted towards the interior of Mississippi, was
infested by a gang of blacklegs, who amused
themselves at times, when they could find
nobody else to pluck, by preying upon each
other. Anew importation of these sport
ing gentry, exciting some alarm among the
inhabitants, lest they should be completely
overrun—they determined therefore, upon
their expulsion. A poor devil of a country
Editor, who was expected, by virtue of his
location, to take upon himself all the re
sponsibilities from which others might
shrink, was peremptorily called upon by
his “patrons”—that is, those who paid him
two dollars a year for his paper, and there
fore presumed they owned him, soul and
body ; to make an efibrt towards the exter
mination of the enemy. The unfortunate
editor, like most editors, being gifted with
just about as much brains as money—
skull and purse both empty ; said at once
that he would indite a “flasher,” one that
would undoubtedly drive the obnoxious
vermin into some more hospitable region.
And when his paper appeared it was a
“ flasher,” sure enough. In the course of
his observation, he gave the initials of sev
oral of the fraternity, whom he advised to
leave town as speedily as possible if they
had the slightest desire to save their ba
con.
The next morning, while the poor scribe
was comfortably seated in his office, list
lessly fumbling over a meagre parcel of
exchanges, lie heard footsteps on the stairs,
and presently an individual, having ac
complished the ascent, made his appear
ance. His first salutation was slightly ab
rupt.
“Where’s the editor ofthis and and dirty,
lying paper?” ‘
Now, aside from the rudeness of this o
pening interrogatory, there were other con
siderations that induced the editor to be
lieve there was trouble ort foot. The per
sonage who addressed him, bore a cowhide
in his hands, and, moreover, seemed to be
exceedingly enraged. This was not all—
he recognized in him a distinguished lead
er ofthe sporting fraternity, with whose
cognomen he had taken very irreverent
liberties. It was without the slightest hes
itation, therefore, that he replied to the in
troductory query :
“ I don’t know.”
“ Do you belong to the concern ?”
“ No indeed, but I presume the editor
will soon be in.”
“Well,” said the visitor, “I will wait for
him,” and suiting the action to the word,
he composedly took a chair, picked up a
paper, and commenced reading.
“If I meet him,” said the frightened
knight of the scissors'and quill, “I will
tell him there is a gentleman here wishes to
| see bint.”
As he reached the foot of thri stßirs, in
j fils hasty retreat, he. was accosted by anoth
er person, who thus made himself known: j
j “Can you tell me where I can find the i
j sneaking rascal who has charge ol this vil- j
I lainous sheet ?” producing the last number |
j of “ Freedom's Echo and the Battle Axe of
! Liberty.” :
j “ Y r es,” replied the editor, “ lie is up j
! them in the office now, reading, wi\h his j
back to (tie door. ” J
“ Thank you,” exclaimed the stranger j
as be bounced up stairs.
“ I’ve got yoii, have I,” ejaculated he, as
he made a grasp at his brother in iniquity,
and they came crashing to the floor togeth
er. i
As the combatants, notwithstanding the
similarity of their vocation, happened to be
unacquainted with each other, “a very
pretty quarrel” ensued. First one wns at
the top, then the oilier; blow followed blow,
kick followed kick, nnd oath followed oath,
until bruised, exhausted and bloody, w ith
faces and features resembling Deaf Burke,
after a two hours pugilistic encounter, there
was, by mutual consent, a cessation of hos
tilities. As the warriors sat on the floor
contemplating each other, the first comer
found breath enough to ask,
“ Wlionre you, what did vou attack me
•for ?”
“ Y'ou abused me in your paper, you
scoundrel.”
“ Me ! I’m not the editor, I came here to
flog him myself.”
Mutual explanations and apologies en
sued, and the two mistaken gentlemen re
tired to “ bind up their wounds.” As the
story comes to us, the distinguished indi
vidua] whose vocation it was to enlighten
the world, by the aid of that great engine
the public press, escaped Scot-free.
WHAT SAY Y r OU, BOYS?
The evenings are now nearly as long as
they will be during the cold season : sup
pose you spend two hours of each in some
useful study. This would make fourteen
hours per week, that would make sixty
hours per month, and three hundred hours
by the first of April. Think of it. Lay
out a system ofstudies, and pursue it faith
fully, and if you-do not know more, and are
not wiser, and consequently better fitted for
the practical duties of life, we shall he ex
ceedingly disappointed. These two hours
per diem, will not at all encroach upon the
time necessary to read the newspaper.—
The study of any of the sciences will, in
fact, give increased zeal for the lighter and
more practical contents which fill the col
umns of a well-conducted news sheet. The
head of a family, who would cultivate a
taste for study and for knowledge among
his children, should not fail to keep contin
ually within reach of every member of the
domestic circle, the newspaper.
National Intelligencer.
From the New Haven Herald.
OLD STYLE HYMNS.
The following verses are correct speci
mens of the hymns sung in Congregational
Churches before the days of Dr. Walts, and
which were gradually made to give place
to the hymns now in use, as the taste for
harmony and beauty increased in our
Churches. The following verse should be
deaconed off and sung one line at a time :
“ ’Tis like the precious ointment
Down Aaron’s beard did go ;
Down Aaron’s beard it downward went,
Ilis garments skirts unto.”
Another—a sort of address to whales, a nr}
other big fish, as well as to tom cods, floun
decs, sculpins, eels and other small fry :
“ Ye monsters of the liub’ling deep,
Your Sinker’s praises spout;
Up from the sands ye codlings peep,
And wag your tails about.”
There its much truth if not poetry in the
following:
“ The race is not forever got
By him who fastest runs ;
Nor the battle by those people
Who shoot with the longest guns.”
The following address to the Sun, chimes
very well with the preceding, although of
more modern origin :
“All hail thou glorious Sun !
Bright as anew tin pan !
Thou roundest, fairest, purest source—
Os bread and cheese to man !”
THE METHODISTS.
From the minutes of the Annual Con
ferences ofthe Methodist Episcopal Church
for the year 1843—’44, just published, it
appears that the nett increase of members
during this year, was 102,831. This add-
ed to the increase of the previous year,
namely, 154,624, makes the unprecedent
ed increase of 257,455 in the short period
of two years, and the whole number of
members of the Methodist Episcopal Church
1,171,356. The number of the travelling
preachers, or regular clergy is 4,282, of
the superannuated, or worn out travelling
preachers, 339, and that of the local or lay
preachers, 8087. Total number of preach
ers, 12,708. In other words, the number
of the Methodist preachers in the United
States and Texas, exceeds that of the stand
ing army of the United States. It is a
fact worthy of notice, that out of the whole
number of travelling preachers, it was found
necessary during the last year, to expel
only two from the connextion. One was
a man in the western part of this State,
who was found guilty of forgery; the other
was a member of the Holston Conference,
whoseoffet.ee is not mentioned. The num
ber of withdrawals, was, however, very
considerable, being no less than thirty-one.
The ministers who withdrew were all mem
bersjjftho Northern Conferences, and the
principal, if not exclusive cause of their
withdrawal, was probably the church con
nection with slavery in the South.
If the Methodists should continue to in
crease at the rate they have done through
the last two years, they would overshadow
all the other religious denominations in the
land. But tontraction and expansion be
long to churches as well as banks; and we
porcoive from the minutes of the conferen
ces last held, before making up the ac
| counts for the year, that n reaction has al
; ready oommeifUod. Within the bounds of
. these lour conferences, namely, the Balti
• more, the Philadelphia, the New Jersey,
I and the New York, the aggregate decrease j
j was 7,514. In the city of Baltimore the j
: white membership was reduced front 9,239
j to 8,782, and the colored membership from
I 3,530 to 3,453; showing nil aggregate de-
I crease of 1,535. The twenty-four churches
jof the city and liberties of Philadelphia
! have had their w hite membership reduced
from 11,090 to 10,34,1, and the colored from
221 to 177; aggregate decrease 799. The
white membership of the twenty.two chur
ches of New York city and county has de
creased from 9,740 to 9,424 —but the col
ored has increased from 34 to 54; nett de
crease, 402. In the five churches of Brook
lyri, the white membership has been redu
ced from 2.020 to 1,820, and the colored
from 11 to 8; total decrease 203.
In some of the villages and other small
towns in this neighborhood, tne decrease is
still more remarkable. Thus, atFlushing,
the number of members of the Methodist
Episcopal Church has been reduced from
145 to 100; at Bushwick, from 129 to 59;
all more than one half.
It is to be observed that there are other
Methodist organizations besides that of the
Methodist Episcopal Church, and to some
of them the seceders may have attached
themselves. Removals beyond the bound
aries of the conference, may account for
other portions of the decrease in the socie
ties throughout the bounds of the four con
ferences last held, is so general that we can
not but attribute a great part of it to that ebb
which is sure to follow a great flood, as
well in religious as in commercial and finan
cial affairs.— Missouri Review.
Safe made of Blasting. —lt is known to
many individuals, though not to the public
generally, that rocks may be blasted with
out ramming down pounded brick on the
charge. Put a rye straw into the hole ;if
one be not long enough, use two, running
the top of one into the other, tying paper a
round the joint. Then put in the charge of
powder and prime the straw, and then fill
up the hole with fine, dry sand, without
ramming. Nothing more is necessary pre
paratory to touching the match.— Boston
Cultivator.
“ A Genius for Drinking.” —The follow
ing paragraph from the Picayune, might,
to the unsophisticated reader, convey the
idea that the good people of New Orleans
have something of “ genius for drinking.”
“There are 534 houses licensed for the
retail of wines and malt and spirituous
liquors, viz : in the First Municipality 220,
in the Second Municipality 208, and in the
Third Municipality 106. The proprietors
pay a license of $260 each to the treasury
of the Municipality in which they are loca
ted—making an aggregate sum of $106,-
800, independent of State or Parish li
censes.”
What a tale of human misery, destitution
and want does this single paragraph un
fold !
TRIBUTE TO WORTH.
From the N. Y. American we take the
following brief but eloquent remarks in
reference to the Great Statesman of the
West. But who knowetli what time may
bring forth ? Justice may yet be done to
patriotism.
“His race is run. Falsehood and mal
ice have triumphed over justice and desert;
and the high prize of a noble ambition
which, through a life of strenuous endeav
or, he has sought by brillant services to
win, has, passed from his reach for ever.—
! But the past is secure ; and while the pu
ny men of the day exult and traduce—
and,
‘Like little wanton boys that swim on blad
ders,’
get far beyond their depth ; the name and
t lie fame of Henry Clay will endure, while
Freedom has a shrine on Earth, and Histo
ry a tablet.”
The Foreign Votes. —The New York
Express makes the following just remarks:
Our readers will recollect that Michigan
and Illinois came into the Union by for
eign votes, and that in both Slates, foreign-
ers, men never naturalized and recently
settled in the country, voted to make the
State Constitution. These men, and others
not Americans by birth or feeling, have
had full sway in the election for President
and Vice President. They have thrown,
with honorable exceptions, all their influ
ence against the country of their adoption.
Influenced by the misrepresentations of
others as to the measures and men of the
Whig party, they hove listened entirely to
the whispering of the demagogue, and be
come rather the dupes of a party, than inde
pendent, intelligent high-minded men. A
dopled citizens, if they seek their own good,
will cease to be tools of a party that prais
es them but to make use of them.
An exchange paper states that a man
who was frozen to death in lowa, last win
ter, when the thermometer was two degrees
below zero, was brought before a jury of
inquest. They handed in a verdict of
“death by freezing and the thermome
ter was found guilty of “murder in the sec
ond degree.” We should rather call this
murder in cold blood.
Death of William E. Hayne. —“We re
gret, says the Charleston Courier of Mon
day, to announce the death, yesterday mor
ning, of William ET. Hayne, Esq., one of
our worthiest and most respectable citizens,
long known for the ability and fidelity with
which he discharged the duties ofthe Cotnp
trollership, State Treasury, and other offi
ces, with which he was entrusted by the
Legislature or his fellow-citizens. He was
the only son of Col. Isaac Hayne, the cele
brated martyr ofthe revolution.”
CHEROKEE INSOLVENT LAWS.
“ A New Way to Pay. Ohl Debts.” —
Mr. Gregg, the author ofthe very interes
ting book upon the “Uonunerce of the Prai
ries,^’’.mentions the prevalence of a custom
amongst the Cherokee Indians, which sub
i serves nil the purposes of a bankrupt law.
I When a trader of that nation fulls behind
hand in his affairs, he is brought before a
summary tribo rial, having many of the pro
perties and functions of Judge Lynch’s
Court, which decides whether the circum
stances of the party are so desperate ns to
require the intervention of the bankrupt
code. If the cause is determined in the af
firmative, the bankrupt is stripped and tied
to a tree, when each creditor, with a good
cowhide or hickory switch, sedres tiie a
mount of his dues upon the victim’s hare
back; laying on a stripe for each dollar of
his debt.’ Whilst this process is going on,
the most quaint and ludicrous remarks are
made by the bystanders to enliven the
scene ; which is deemed a most entertaining
and instructive pastime to all save the vic
tim of this barbarous law. When the fla
gellation is gone through with, the debts of
tiie party are considered as paid off, and
such is the veneration in Which the rights
acquired by pussing through this bloody
ordeal are held by the tribo, that not a sin
gle cent would be received in discharge of
an account thus balanced, were the insol
vent thereafter to become riel) and offer to
pay in money.
This is a novel wav indeed of endorsing
an acquittance of debt.
From the Louisville Journal.
THE CHIVALRY AND THE MON
STER.
When Edmund Burke lamented the de
parture of the age of chivalry, he did not
think that it had only temporarily left the
shores of time. He did not foresee its spee
dy revival under circumstances more aus
picious to its growth than it had previously
witnessed. In fine, lie by no means fanci
ed that the spirit of chivalry would in a few
years make its appearance, among the pal
mettoes of South Carolina in more than all
the gorgeousness of the olden time. Chiv.
alrv is now a “ fixed fact” in South Caro
lina, just as a nose is a “fixed fact” on
John Tyler’s face, or to rise in accordance
with thegenmsofoursuhject, just as a star
is a “ fixed fact” in the blue dome of hea
ven.
Among the many great men who feel the
full influence of the spirit of chivalry in S.
Carolina, Mr. McDuffie ranks high. He
is inferior only to Rhett and Quattlebum,
heroes who have ascended a little higher in
the heavens of chivalry, than any others of
ancient or modern times. McDuffie is bent
upon flogging the United States into sub
mission to South Carolina. It is his opin
ion that the great empire of Palmetto isde
frauded of its rights to universal rule eve
ry moment in which the Union does not
stoop down and acknowledge her royal pre
rogatives. Os course the Union ought to
submit, and of coursp, if the Union does not
submit willingly it will be forced so to do
contrary to its wishes, for South Carolina
is resolved on giving laws-to the whole con
tinent. Suppose the Union should stub
bornly continue to rpsist the rights of South
Carolina, what would be the consequence ?
A fight—an awful fight—a war of external
nation, in which South Carolina would
draw her glittering sword and bathe it in
the best blood of the Union. The invasion
of the northern barbarians carried desola
tion and slaughter into the very heart of
the Roman empire, but the sufferings ofthe
subjects of Rome Were slight indeed, com
pared with the infinite and incalculable ag
onies which the people of the United States
will be forced to submit to, if South Caroli
na does conclude to overrun the country. —
Let us be wise in time, and avoid the wrath
of the black cloud which is already flash
ing and muttering dread threatening in our
southern skies.
A short time since a locofoco meeting in
Palmetto passed a resolution containing a
most inflamatoiy compliment on Mr. Mc-
Duffie’s greatness. On all such provoca
tions, the chivalry heroes either write let
ters or make fiery speeches. Mr. McDuf
fie’s thoracic machinery being somewhat
out of order at present, he could not speak
and was forced to use his pen. He did
write most effectively, and, in the course
of the immortal production he gave birth to,
he said :
“ But whilst I rejoice in the hope that the
gigantic monster which brandishes in one
hand the iron rod of oppression, and in the
other the infernal torch of the incendiary,
already sees in the recent indications of
public opinion, “the handwriting on the
wall” which announces his own doom, I
rejoice not less in the belief that the people
of South Carolina, with a near approach to
unanimity, have silently and deliberately
resolved that this system of oppression—
come what may—must speedily terminate,
and that the other States, similarly situa
trd, will he prepared to co-operate in the
vindication of our common rights and com
mon liberties, should the course of events
render it necessary.”
The critical reader wil not fail to notice
how beautifully and poetically the North is
impersonated in the above extract. The
North is a “monster” with a rod of oppres
sion in one hand and a torch in the other!!
Was any figure in clouds, or on bed-quilts,
or on the canvass of a poet’s mind ever more
sublimely distinguished by the attributes of
splendor and propriety ? It is one of the
most noticeable of the intellectual traits of
one born to be a ruler among the chivalry,
that all the thoughts that present themselves
to his mind on any subject assume the poet
ic form follow each other with all the
order and life-likeness of a flock of geese
trudging homewards in the twilight lapse
, of a summer evening. Common people see
things through a prosaic medium, but in
passing through the*crucible of the mind
of one of the chivalry, every thing becomes
enchanted and wears the garb of divine po
etry. A genius not born to shine with im
mortal lustre in the annals of chivalry,
would not, could not have represented the
Northern States as a “ monslpr” with a rod
in one hand nod a torch in the other. This
“ monster,” by the way, is a very qiieurr
“ monster” too, for lie sees the “
ting on the wall” which uimounces
doom. In this respect; the “ monster” is
more sagacious than (Jie King of Babylon,
for he had to call in a gerTuine prophet to
| interpret his “doom,” while the “monster”
can read his without the aid of seers, sooth
sayers, prophets, or leather spectacles.—
How loftily the great hero of chivalry an
nounces the resolution of South Carolina?
Hear him again : “ I rejoice not less in the
belief that the people of South Carolina,
with a near approach to unanimity, have ■
silently and deliberately resolved that this
system of oppression— come tehaPmay, must
speedily terminate.”
Ifthis resolution docs not make the “mon
ster” drop his “iron rod,’’ blow out his
“ torch,” and take to his heels for salvation
he must be a most fearless “monster” in
deed.
This awful system of oppression is the
Whig tariff of 1842. We trust that Con
gress will repeal it on the first day ofthe
ensuing session, and thus spare all of us,
who were in favor of it, from the wrath of
South Carolina. There is nothing which
so terrifies us as the thought of an invasion
of the United States by the serried hosts of
South Carolina, led on by those invincible
soldiers, Gen. Quattlebum, Capt Rhett,
and Lieut. McDuffie. Our-;>ifstant pray
er is that our country, <fiay not be over
whelmed by South Carolina. We can think
of common catastrophes with complacency,
but the thought of this one completely un
mans us.
The hint given in the following article
from the New York Commercial Adverti
ser is entitled to serious consideration :
Something to think of- —The late ac
counts from Europe are of a threatning and
uneasy character. The relations between
the two greatest warrior powers, France
and England, have suddenly become al
most bel igerent, and many in both coun
tries as well as Americans returning from
beyondsea, are seriously ofopinion that a
wav is not improbable. A terrific war it
will be, if it comes; and it may involve
important consequences to the people of
these United States, remote as weave from
the scene of conflict. If it comes it will be
mainly if not wholly a naval war—the
struggle will bo on the ocean, where we
have such a vast interest exposed.
Consummate knowledge and prudence
will he required from our government in
this emergency. Can we look for these in
Ja’s. K. Polk ? A man scarcely knowne
ven in our political history—untried, inex
perienced, offering no guarantees, ill his
past life, of statesmanship equal to the oc
casion ? Here is something for the people
of these United Slates to think of.
FOREIGN INSOLENCE.
There is, or was last year, a papor cal
led the Pilot , published in the city of Boston.
It is edited by an Irishman, we betters-, and
is especially devoted to foreign interests.
Here is the language it applies to the A
merican Republican party in Philadelphia,
it is a beautiful specimen of foreign inso
lence, and yet nine-tenths of the ragged
paupers cast upon oursltores, hold and ut
ter the same sentiments.— N. O. Tropic.
“ If the parly of burglars now rampant
in the city ol Penn and in the city of Rip
Van Winkle, possessed as much brains col
lectively as a Choctaw Senate, when by
their council-fire, they would learn that
their very existence as a nation depends on
the Irish population of this country. It ill
becomes any American to taunt Irishmen
on the score of bravery. Native courage
is a commodity that has needs yet to lie
proven to exist. The flag of America t
riot yet seventy years old, arid thrice the na
tive sons of America have deserted it.—
Therefore we advise these cowards, and
sons of cowards to boast moderately. As
shopkeepers, they are excellent ; as mer
chants enterprising and persevering ; as u
surers, they have no equals in the world ;
but as soldiers, every native ought to belong
to a Peace Society.”
Fond of the Law. —A Virginia paper men
tions a case of novelty recently tried in the
Circuit Superior Court for Spottsylvania.
A man, named Payne, employed Judge
Barbour, some years ago, as counsel in a
suit, which was given against him. He
then commenced suit against Judgo Bar
bour for neglect of professional duty in
managing the case, and employed W. Smith
this also went against him ; w'hereupon he
instituted proceedings against Mr. Smith,
in which case he employed Mr. Preston, of
Frederic, as counsel, who it it is said, con
ducted it with great zeal and had moreover
the rale good luck to please his client so
w ell that he does not intend to bring an ac
tion against him.
PLANTING TOO MUCH COTTON.
The following remarks, says the Savan
nah Republican, from the Hamburg Jour*:
nal are not a whit the less sensible because
briefly and plainly expressed. Our plan
ters would indeed do well to reflect seri
ously upon thi3 subject. Pursuing their
present course of overproducing cotton,they
ought not to anticipate anything but short
prices and pecuniary
The result of the recent election,
creasing the probabilities of anneSTationjJ
and the enlargement of our cotton produ®
cing territory will only tend to aggravate!
these evils. Depreciation pf the prices
both lands and negroes, and ultimate ruin
must be the result, unless the difficulty is
met, as was suggested, by a diversioaof fa
bor. The editor of the Journal, says : \
“Planters of the South, can you
cotton at present prices ? If the great im
provement in agriculture of late, and-alhe
cheapness of labor, will warrant the pur
suit of this employment, well and good ;
but if, on the contrary, this is not the case,
you should reflect on the matter, and cast
about for a more suitable investment of la-