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WHY HE PESOOLA.TED.
When Henry Longfellow Town
send put in an appearance tilings
looked decidedly against him, His
elotbing was torn and covered with
rand, his hair was full of straw, his
boots were tied on, and he had the
air of a man way down at the foot of
the hi!! If 1 a Honor gave him a good
looking over, ard then sat'd:
‘•The. charge against you is vagran
cy”
“Wlvat’s'datf'
“Having no home, no friends, no
wealth—wandering around without
employment—beating the public out
of your bread and butter.”
“Ivin I defend, ravself, sals?”
“Wes.”
“Kin I make a speech?”
“Yes ”
Henry removed his ragged old coat
nnd laid .t carefully on the floor,
drew Ins belt a notch tighter and
bhen waved his right arm in the air
and began:
"Why do I percolate?”
There was a dead silence as ho
slowly looked aronnd the loom.
“Did Gawgo Wash’ton alius have
an a,k or saw in Ins hand when he met
tjlie peuleeeot Did Napoleon feel
obliged to take his meals at any one
place? Did Julius Caesar alius sleep'
in the same bed? Did Henry Clay
alius walk around with bis Sunday
eloes on? Did Daniel Webster alius
have money in his pocket? 14
Ho looked at His Honor for an an
swer, ,vnd the Court room was so
still that one could hear a pin drop.
“Why do I percolate?" demanded
the prisoner at last.
“I don‘t know,“ replied the Court
“At first glance I took you for a va
grant, but that speech convinced me
that I was wrong. I shall suspend
sentence and let you go, and I pre
sume you will have the sagacity not
to come back here on the same
eharge. Yon can now percolate out
doors.—Detroit Free Press.
HH KNOW.
An aged negro came into the office,
and approaching the desk of one of
the staff, the following conversation
took pluce:- “I say, boss I want to
be sot right” “Go ahead, but be
quick.”
“Am dar a man named Rescue Qon
kel in Washington City?”
“Certainly.” ■
“And women folks a ; nt safte when
Rescue amabout, onless somebody
kivers Rescue with a shot-gun?”
“Yes; Senator Colliding is very
much that kind of a man.”
The old darkey was absorbed in
thought for a brief space, and then he
went at it again.
“Galveston city is in Galveston
county, aint it boss?”
“Yes.”
“Den because Galveston city am
in Galveston county, Washington City,
wbar Rescue Conkel rives, is bound
to be in Washington county, on de .
Brazos?"
“Nonsense! Washington county is j
more than a thousand miles from
■^faohingtffh-6&y—-W h& told you that ’
lie?” i }
“Jim Webster did, sab. 3Ae gwine j
to take my old nindder up to Wash - \
iogton county, on do Brazos, to see [
her folks. Hire am ninety five years !
old, an Jim Webster said it wasn’t.;
safe to take her dar for account of I
Rescue Conkel, onless I bad a gun.” i
“What did Le tell you that lie
lor?”
“Dunno, ( eeptiag dat be has got a
shot gun be wants to sell me power
ful b;ul.” —Galveston News.
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A woman in eastern Pennsylvania
became crazy on seeing bcr husband
kiss another woman. The husband
was a rascal. No true husband would
ever kiss another woman when his
wife was looking.
_ i—
‘You don’t know how it pains me
to punish you,’ said a teacher. ‘I
guess there’s more pain at my end
of the stick,’ replied the bry feeling
ly; ‘anyhow I’m willing to trade
ends.’
It is hoped the time is near at hand
W’sWa a patent corn sheller, two
threshing machines, a bed quilt, a
foot race, a soap peddler and a horse
tret, will not make one country agri
cultural exhibition.
‘•What is the state of morals in your
district?’ said a long-faced reformer
to a farmer who recently visited town.
‘‘Pretty good,’ replied i7:e farmer;
‘everybody seems disposed to mind
bis own business in our parts.’
Grant has gotten his charter for
bis great Mexican railroad signed by
the President of Mexico. Now, wrn
will soon bear of the stock being sold
and no doubt Grant will make n good
(hing o! it
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A soda water fountain exploded in
Nushvide Teun., killing Mr. J. It.
Turner, who was charging it, instant
ly and knocking J. H. Furner down
Turner's body was badly mangled
and his head was torn to pieces.
The Albany fair on the 26th and
27th will be it tree show for nil. A
gonefal good time is expected. 'l£uch
day’s exhibition will close with a
(Jancein the main ball.
„
A negro named Mitch Barney
knocked a hole in the head of Jack
\y right, colored, on the Lawton place,
near Albany, last week> Mitch was
atiU oa tha wing at last accounts.
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The Milledgeville Recorder has
unearthed a very ancient piece ol
iurnilui e—or whatever else you muy
culi it—in the shape of a gourd ovei
dah hundred years old, V> e fear that
is equal to Wood's, or anybody elso’s
best.
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Joseph Stovall killed his brother,
Jell’, at Vienna, Dooly county, on the
Bih inst. It seems that the former
was drinking and the latter tried to
quiet him, when Joe shot him, killing
Liiu almost instantly.
Hundreds if men, women and children
esc uni from hods'of puin, tickiiceS and nl
mo.u death mid made strong and hearty by
barker’s Ginger Tonic are the bust vs idem es
jb the world of Is sterling worth. You o n
find them in i ve.y community. Post, face
Advert iremen*.
COULDN’T HEAR A WORD-
The San Francisco Post's funny
man overheard, the following conver
sation:
“I declare. I'll never go to another
matinee, as long as X live,” said jouug
p\ri'B. Guffy the other day, throwing
herself into a chair and fanning her
self indignantly.
“Wasn’t the play good?” rsked
Guffey.
“Oil, good enough, I suppose; but
that disgusting Mrs. Diffendeifer sat
below me with such a lovely bonnet
on that l couldn’t hear a word.”
The greatest mashers usually turn
out the smallest potatoes -—Philadel
phia Times.
Why is the American stage like the
American eagle? Because it has
wings and fiies, of course.
Thermometers reform late in life;
they never become temperate until
nearly sixty.
■ A bank is a bad place for delicate
young clerks and bald headed cash
iers, so ranch exposed to drafts, you
know,—-New York Graphic.
♦
Gilhooly as an equestrian. Gil
hooly hired a pony the other day to
take a little exercise on. He got all
the exercise he wanted, and as he
limped to the edge of the sidewalk to
rest himself after takiug se much ex
erciso, a kind friend asked him:
“What did you come down so quick
for?” “What did I come down so
quick for? Did you see anything in
the air for me to hold on to?“
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‘•I Don’t Want That Stuff,”
Is what a lady of Boston said to her hus
band when ho brought home some medicine
to cure her of sick headache and neuralgia
which had made her miserable for fourteen
years. At tne first attack thereafter, it was
administered to her with such good results,
tlyit site continued its use until cured,, and
made so enthusiastic in its praise, that she
induced twenty-two of-the best families i,n
her circle to adopt it as their regular family
medicine. That ''Stuff” is flop Bitters.” —
Standard.
Wonderful reports come to us of
i the locust.' in tlie Antiooh and Middle
Ridge country. It is said that they
cover the land, and that their hum is
heard daily above all otLer sounds.
So far as we can learn, they have not
yet began to destroy vegetation; but
of course they. will. They have been
foretold for this year. Spots off the
sun! And now locustsl
—-> "
After the evidence was in, a Gal
veston judge asked the accused, who
was charged with stealing a watch, if
ho had an}'think more to offer. “I
did have an old watch to offer you,
judge, but my lawyer borrowed it and
hasnt brought it back yet.”
<• X> ■ - • - -
In this aesthetic age shopkeepers
should be careful to have cord of va
rious colors with which to tie up theiT
wares; think what a.shock it is to the
taste of a lady wearing yellow gloves
to be compelled to carry a parcel lied
with a blue string.
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A smooth complexion can be had by every
lady who will use Parker’s Ginger Tonijc.
For pvempHy regulating the liver and kid
neys find purifying the ther.e is noth
ing like it, and this is the unison why h so
quickly removes pimples and gives a rosy
bloohi to the cheek. See notice.
Stanley Matthews has been con
firmed as one of the Associate Jus
tices of the Supreme Court of the
United States. We suppose this
could not bo helped, but we think
it a very unfit appointment.
Mrs. Garfield is ill with typhoid
fever. Not necessarily dangerous,
but very prostrating and great care
has to be taken to prevent undue ex
citement.
‘I and brother Hans and two other
togs vas out huntin’ van tay next
week, and we trove nine woodchucks
into a stone heap, and kilt ten of cm
before dey cot in.’
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The Amoricus Republican learns
that some unknown disease is killing
cattle very rapidly in the counties of
Marion and Schley.
- ♦ £> v
The best dress made: Two loving
arms.—Printer's Companion.
ears fob TheTium*
Too Choo’s BahaDi of Shark’s Oil.
I‘of,itively Iti stores tlie Hearing, nul is the Only
Absolute Cure for Deafness Known. This Oil is ex
tracted from a peculiar species of small White
Shark, caught in the Yellow _ See, known as Cnr
ehavodon Uoadeletii. Every Chinese fisherman
knows it. Its virhues as a restorative of hearing were
discovered by a Buddhist Driest about the year 1410.
Its cures were so numerous .gad many so seemingly
miraculous, that the remedy was officially proclaim
ed over the entire Empire. Its use became so uni
versal that tor over 800 yeais no deafness has existed
among the Chinese people. Sent, charges prepaid,
to any address at $1 per bottle.
Only Imported by HA YDCCK & CO-,
Solo Agents for America. 7 Dey st., New York
Its virtues arc unquestionable and its curative
character absolute, as the writer can personally test
ify, both from experience and observation.
Among the many reader* of the Review iu one part
and another of the counlty, it is probable that tnim
heisare afflicted with deafness, and to such it may be
said: ‘"Write at once to flaydock & Cos., 7 Dey
reel. New York, enclosing sl, and yon will receive
by return a remedy that will enable you to hoar like
anybody else, and whose curative effecis will be
pci munenr. You will never regret doing *o.”—Edi
tors New York Meicrutile lb view, fcn.pt, 25.
Notice to Contractors.
Scaled bills will he receiv' and until tlieikl day of lUnv
next to reilld ji'iiaptb t. church in Illliertou, <iu. No
bid will be ncccitt' and ume.wtba party making it is per
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to Uwinve!vi y. tin! rigln to reject tiny bid made.
Pina ami f'ljcciilciuioim can bo seen at the store of
Alula Oglesby.
M. J*. Duailwyler, ft. F.Tate. and. A. Noon,
It. A. Mathews, J. A. lientfy. .{.}!. Almond.
Ajl Ol id. building Committee.
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EYEE KIOTO
Any person to be reviouriyill without a weak twom wh
or inactive liveifor kidneys? And when these organs
are in good condition do you not find their possessor
enjoying good health? Parker's Ginger Tome 1
ways regulates these Important ovgam-.imd never inTs
to make the blood rich :unl pure and to strengthen !
every pHrt of the systini. it. lias crnrd l.endielSS'o
despairing invalids. Ask your neighbor about it—
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manufacture and its use. There are men in the-com
munity—well known citizens—who were victims in
early life to Syphilis, and who have taken the S. S.
medicine, and who arc now, to all appearances, and
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H your duties avoid mcjlit work, to res- EB
BS stimulants and use K/ tore brain liorveoml
I Hop Bittern. H waste, use Hop B. H
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>> y TH. -i; ,m any oi!icr !w>!c :
now puUiifclMid. 5 l Ims i: ri \ al. i. i cor.-i <1 by .11 j
. roniitaV’e rhyairia;. ff r • •! Sn cv€*rv i’anu;
3 005 I'fliii s. 12an]>c:■:**!>* ■;?. . i, Kii lily (l- J
li:v:r.-,tei, Subfilpm LilJ; ?“••*:. i. iu.t : : iil.i- ‘, t J
ici LL?, adiirtisi tiO.N'K.S 1-liOS. & <'o. # (.'iiiciiiuat:, j
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IU ELLOIi;
Agents can make more money selling oar w’Fj j
Telephones than in any oilier 'business, tv ir
for sample pair and wire to put up aud exhibit.fai
Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. j
Barge pro Its. Address,
V. s. "FELEPHOEF C;>.,
>—Bipiii'''iiiii niiiiiii 'in ! .c : k' - .'’.v 'i
BABY ORGAN,
MOHE THAN 100 STYLES OP THE
MASON & HAMLIN
tO R G A N S
are now regularly made, from I
btylf. ICO (shown in the cut), tiny |
latest and smallest size, popu- |
larly known as the BABY '!
ORGAN, at only $22, to a large i
CONCERT ORGAN at *OOO. !
Xwkxty styles at from $22 to !
$l2O each; sixty styles at
$l2O to $160; FORTY styles at
$l6O tossoo and up; cash prices, j
Sold also for easy payments,
FHICt, $22. from $6,38 per quarter up. The
BABY ORGAN is especially adapted to children, j
but .will be found equally useful for adults, hav
ing flue quality of tone and power, and sul” \,:f" .
compass (three and a quarter octaves) for tl.irfull'*J'
parts of hymn-tunes, anthems, songs, aud popping. }
eucrcd aud secular music generally.
Money refunded if it does not after trial fully
satisfy the purchaser.
Guaranteed as durable as the larger organs.
Illustrated Catalogues and Brice Lists freo. I
Address, LI7DDEN A" BATES,
Hitvßimah, On., -i.
Managers Mason & Hamlin Southern Depot. !
t-srnblioiisci 1344.
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v CINCINNATI, O. 3
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Tlie rielc ti-utart *" m-.t of, l, • Own Mill.
Makers of the Lmi as bine flour Mill
.. Maonlroryon Kartt!.
Wo make ovorythiic' h St ’Her M- c-dn, Bulla,
MllU. nml remodel ohton<*i. puttlDK m< .• desired.
Writo tor OfttnhtKUo andl’iiuca bel'orf tiurclu. intf.
NOTLOJ'!.
Tint underaigi i'il having berumu parcluir. i-. j < i tbo
books amt material el'l iiK jv KWn printiuu i ibee,
all pel sous are Hereby notllh il that the hah'bti dot i
to saiil oiliee must only be paid to eiUe r or the uu
dowlgwU 4.8. i;.\l;NKrt',
(i. t . (JKUUAN.
A. is. HITCH INS.
A.M. OtiV MU.
K. It, TATI?.
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FHEE7
■ - <Ju speeity Con iifsonluiUV <Ji iiewi, l - ,1
liowii niiii lilt illsoriteot ir -n ou hy imlts*
,'m or exeess. Any Drua-iisl him the in,.r—
, . a. lie. IV. !nA IO„ Nw. lilt*
. t 45 Xltto Jifieet, O.
1880. Tr de. 1880.
V\'e tire happy to iiifoirn. our host of friends and patrons, and as many new ones at
may favor us with theii patronage, that the increascn trade incites us to renewed ener
pry in our efforts to give them ae good if not better satisfaction than heretofore— thas
nu increased acquaintance with, the best markets enables us belter than ever before to
tkfier them a fresh,full, and caiefully selected-stock of
DRY GOODS
IBLA.I'S CAPS,
GLTOHING, NOTIONS, SHOES
Hardware, Crockery,
Dress Goods, Laces, Linens,
Gloves, Hosiery, Domestics,
Provisions, Gr oce r i es,
‘ PLANTATION SUPPLIES,
And in sshort everything usually kept in a first-class house. Gur stock is new and fresh
'Mid will be kept so by daily and weekly additions. Soliciting a share of your patron
ge, we remain, very respectfully and truly, your friends,
J. H. T. A. JONES.
JHt OrgsntS sentan (Hoi, 77iepurchaser tale* no HisJt or responsibility teTiafcver.
IVIARCHAL & SMITH ORGAN CO.,
fly Sdi I tins direct from laotory t purchaser, cwn .sell this beautiful Organ, TO inches It sg|
. 4S inches long, solid wjiluotcase, 5 octaves. 15 stops, 4 fc*ct ofttccdtt, tor W
ytajllWo are determined thaUftvery eue shall have au opportunity to test this maguiUcem Organ. Vo
m\\ [WeaßpjegMLll therefore puttho price at S6O, and send Otl Fifteen Days’ Trial- We send with
every Organ aSXOOL, VLM(J
PBImK 1 2/ us ir Orgau is saustoctury, or to be returned to you if Organ is returned Jo us. 1
AJtlfsr/ • Ours is thO Only House in America Offers a 6-octare Organ, 4 sets ofi nc#h,
m a> liav , in 9 Sub-Mass, Coupler, Celeste and Ora,id Orjsan ,/w Q m Order direct or w>nd JoV fall tie
soriptioa. MAHCIIAL & BMITU, 8 West Efeveuth Street, Sew York, l! Y.
NEW PREMIUM CORN SHELLER,
SESTSSK IiSI % / TWO IHPOBTAHT ADVANTAGES.
Of Order. \ _—S FlKST.—ltdoes not injure the corn, and Is therefore just th*
Will last a Life- K w? \ thing to so for shelling corn for-seed.
time. k l .: A, X- A P \ SECOND. —The tip end andbutt oml of the corn o* b..
shelled into one vessel, and the body cf the ear into another.
f.wA r~ which i* an immense convenience, as many fanners plunt only
riTs'.* AA-rIUwW ymfSjSM w ' the corn from themiddln of the ear.
f Vrftro\ *T. fSiwfc. Every Farmer wants this Shelter for shell-.ng corn for poul
rmjHj-.B ill I HWKjPSUb trv, for meal, for seed, or for ar.tr similar purpose, no matter.
tSUm) -tiM I how raw targe. bigta-pricAd shelters ].o may have.
,1 Sf.MM :: ? ... It Will Pay For Itself Many Times
3% £*hrW - i’C V ' Over on AnyFatm. , , ,
V* U S. C - Onr rRKJfIOI CODS SHE 1 LKR is destined in become tho
Le.*r>rso TT\>:n c'm:n Siu?M.Kitf the dav. AVlion >nce f ntroi’uood’ no.. -thcr *aia!V
/. —— —S tiller will lie warned'; Weboliovn th*l to l 'lt Ursr Hand "on* Midler ever
[ ' \ ' u v"oit*’d. ('-ua’asslmr AGENTS WAN’TEMn cferv roimry.
v-if l 3 t?™F r r Salt* by all Countt y : D>i.,nl in and
.>r “ v /trrieuHiiro-l ?nipioaionts x Ark v< nt u*- m• i* rojvT. end if iroljnsaoi grot is, we
V \ * #r) n V tSonudo pr‘naid t" -l‘V MiMi. - vy<w y; • r : pi ii-'SU Addivt.s
W / i-iy oHly ALunttfaciuetirs, Pub'i&hcrS, PAa:i* 'C frit. -.iUE, Springfield, Qh‘nk
m. HIHEY C.' EDMUNDS
THE
10 RELIABLE DRUGGIST
' * . 4 II VS SECURED THE SERVICES OV
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lie also keeps on hand everything that can be found in
JL First Class Drug Store
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■will bw mailed upon thcrccetpt of a
throo*cent ataiup for postagß. flpc
|ci al I'rico-list of Rohm FttKK.
{r* guaranteed tlrst quality.
w Liberal offers to potter#up of clubf.
Sfc y Wholesale As Retail. NAA ZAs
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loguo and Friuos. m TheOUUat and moat extensive, Seed
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"HOMES IN TEXAS"
31s the titie of
A Now Illustrated Pamphlet
'.a -! ’piiVO of the country along aud tributary to tlso
Knuol the
wten national and Great Northern Railroad,
and contuius a good county map of the Slate. It also
tains the names ami addresses of funnel's and
planters In Texas who liavo
’’l EI.TIM FOR 541.13 OR UI3I\T
iml thus who will want farm hands tor nexl year.
A i.opy of Ibis book will be mailed tree to those who
Jk'Mrc reliable bilurmiition about'Texas, upon npiili
■ atSan by letter or postal card to
ALLEN McCOY,
<) ti’l Freight and pnes’r Ag’l, Pulostlne, Texas, 1
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E3I J ESEH. B S E C>nNr, GrA.
Having for the first time since I have been in Elberton obiaineda store-room that will give me an opportunity of carrying and exhilx
such a stock of goods as I desired, I intend to show to the people of Northeast Georgia wlmt a
A First-Class Dry Goods Establishment
In every sense of the term, For instance I hav* kept "'.3 following immense lot of goods, which must and shall ho sold. For the Gentlemen wv have
$5,000 WORTH OF GLOTHING
OONbISI'ING OF
Overcoats, Dress Suits, Men and. Boys’ Suits, dec.
Which we guarantee will please all.
df 1 KAA fXT AD nriTT AD TT a ITIO all stylos, to suit boys, young nicy, middle-aged men, old men, and al
? J ,OUU w Uxi X JtX Ui between those ages.
Headquarters for Hancock Hats, Wool Hats, Fur & Felt Caps, and
all other varieties,
If you want something nobby nice and durablein tho BOOT AND SHOE lino, examine our stock We make a specialty of
HAXVDMADS WO3RBL
ibr both ladies and gentlemen, To see our lot of Boots and Shoos and Rubbers is to buy them. Wo have the finest lot ol
Cassimcres, Jeans, Goftonades, Bite.,
£1)0 Cloaks from $2.80520 25 pieces Cashmeres of various grades, .W Press Skirts.
Silks, trimming and dress, dllterent shades. 2.XXI yds. Prints, standard. do*. Corsets, 25 cei> r t
M pieces assorted Worsteds, Ml “ rod and white Flannels. M) do/, t ink r Vests.
00 ' “ Alpacas, every quality. 000 Sluwls, every Ime and grade. 200 dox. Hose,
And our Notion department is full and complete, Then we have a splendid sloe) of %
Saddles, Crockery, Glassware, Groceries, Tobacco
2S,<MO 4CRX<S3kA.3SfcSKT
Our Cigars aretlv bo eh can bo bought. AXI> IFT YOU FORGET THE
New Brick Store on the Cornel
Be Sure you Head this
The Planters’ Vegetable Liver Pills
Are now acknowledged by physicians and the people generally to be the beat Liter Pill In use. They seem,
to answer the purpose better, especially in the southern states, than any other pill. Many of our beet physi
cians carry them constannly and prescribe them. One pill at night is a better, liver regulator tbun any of the
dollar preparations. They are certain to cure habitual cost.iveneHS and indigestion. It.is a harmless vegeta
ble preparation. Cost only 25 cts. per box, and to be found at any drugstore. Don't mistake them for th,
Farmers’ Pills. .
THE FARMERS 5 FEVER PILLS,
For Chills and Fever, Night Fevers, Inward Fevers, and all Malarial Fevers. Every one In this country know
the celebrated Farmers’ Pills. Thousands have been cured by them, and tti man, woman or child bus ovo
boea Injured in the slightest by their use, though we know people who, to,cure bad cases of debility, chills
hardening of the spleen, liver, and other bad cases of long standing, to take one dozen boxes yf harmora.
Pills and look as healthy owl and, as red as a rose when they got tlmJßgh. Price reduced to .5 eta. per do\
at any, drug stgto. Don’t mistake these for the Planters’ Pills.
BRITISH COTJaiT SYRUP.
Stands nt the head of all cough medicines now. One dose sufficient to con’ QCO a.p diem that he liao th
right ue. It stops the cough and that mtsernble tickling in the throat, in _u ...mutes and prevents you.
from taking -old. That is an Important point. If you don’t suy it it the best cough and cold medicine you,
ever took we will m ike you a present of the bottle. Another advantage—British Cough Syrup Is put np in,
50 cts. bottles; all other's $1 bottles. Don’t have any other cough medicine, send to Wcedon <fc Dent if you*
druggist can’t supply it..
If you want a delightful ahd lasting cologne, that will last till your handkerchief comes back from wash,,
use theNisw bki.i., or the old and celebrated cm,wai.ua. Put up in 25 and 50 ct. bottles.
Wholesale and Retail Agents— WEH POST & DENT,
A. C. HITCHENS Elberton, Qa Eulaula, Ala.
B. C. FLORENCE, Baker’s Ferry, Qa,
MENDELSSOHN PIANO COMPT
Will make, for the next GO days only, a Grand Offer of
SBSO Grand Square Piano for only $245.
QTVT.T* O Magnificent rose wood case eleganlly finished, 3 String’s, 7 1-3 octavo! full paten,
w * Jt JUJCJ & cantante agrafli s, our new patent overstrung scale, beautiful carved legs and lyre
heavy serpentine and large fancy mould ing, round case, full iron frame,French grand action, giawl hammers*,
in fact every improvement wliieb can in any way tend to the perfection of the fustrumont has been added.
Iti'-Our Price fer thi3 instrnfiriht.'boxeAieml delivered onboard cars *t fiAAV
New York, with fine Piano Cover, stool and book, only ’
This Piano will be sent on test trial. Please scud reference If you do not send money with order. Cash
sent with order will be refunded and freight charges paid by uslaith ways if Piano is not just as represented
m thisadvertiseiw nt. Thousands in use. Send for catalogue. Every instrument fully warranted for 5 years,
TTJT ft Bin;; £I6S to 8400 (with stool, cover and book) -all strictly first class and sold st wholesale faetJr.v
Us la P ill prices. These Pianos made one of the lla* st displays at the Centennial KxhUdtUm, i** 4 '' Trere
I Ift ltimnimously recommended for the Highest lioiiora. The Squarescontafn our new patent
t lliifUiJ scale, the greatest improvement in the history of Piano mailing. Th- upright* are tlm flneat
in America. Positively we make tire finest Pianos, of Ihe richest tone and greatest (.uiabUity. 'they *r* re
commended by the highest musical authoritiej in the country. Over 14,(M0 In use, nnd not on<; dissatisfied,
pureliast r. AU Pianos and organs sent on fifteen days test trial—freight free if iinsutlstacf-ry. Don t full to,
•write us before buying. Positively we oft < i tiro best bitsgaias. Catalogue mailed free. Handsome illustrated,
and descriptive catalogue of 4S pages muilc dfor Bc. stamp. Every Piano fuHv warranted for five years.
I nun A hifl Onr “Parlor Grand Jubilee Organ,” style 85, Is Ihe finest and sweetest toned reed ovgau ev
il III* U ill Y er ottered the musical public. It contains Five Octaves, live sets of reeds, four of 2” oc-v
IlfiSrn taves eadi and one of 3 octaves, Thirteen stops, with Grand Organ, Dlapisou, Meiodia,
l'£lulll9U Viola, Flute, Celeste. Dulcet, Kclio, Melodia-forle Celestina. Violins, Flute-Korle, Tremo'o,
Grand Organ atid Grand Swell Knee stops. Height 74 in., Lei gth 48 In; width 24 It).; weight boxed MO lbs.
The case is of solid walnut, veneered with choice vygods, ayuis of an entirely new and lieautifnl design,
elaborately carved, with raised panels, music closet, lamp stands, fret work, &c., ail elegantly finished, ros.
Bosses all the latest'and best improvements, with great power, depth, brilliancy and sympathetic quality ot;
tone. Beautiful solo effects and perfect stop action. Regular retail price $285. Our wholesale set cash price,
to have. it. introdu.cd, with stool and book, only $97, as one organ sold sells others. Positively no deviation in.
price. No payment requiicd,until yon have fully tested tho oigan in vonr own home, we send all organs on
15 days test trial and pay freight both ways St instrument is not as represented. Fully warranted for 5 years.
Other styles—S stop organ only SOS; 8 stops SBS; 11 stops slls.$ l l5. Over 32,000 sold and every organ Inis given tho.
tiillesPssUistaetioii. 11 hist rated circular mailed free. Factory and wurerooins, filth street audlOth aye-
ClirrT AAIIOIP at one-third price. Catalogue ofc 4,0U1) choice pieces sent for 3e stamp. This cata-
OnEt 1 r?!U >ll logue includes most oX Uie popular music of the day and of every musical cqmisan
tion by the best authors. decß-7ni.
MKINUEIaSSOHST I*N4j\o CO., I*. O. n\ 205S,SfW York C’llj.
mk
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A. .TACOBy is solliug his entire stock
of goods :it and below cost, and every
ihict' in Iv.s stove must be sold in the next
two months, r.o matterwbat'tbesneritiee.
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