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The White
I h*T* nc<-uily nwiffd » new lot of lh<* funu- *
'Whito Shuttle s *.nff Machlnr*. with many prro-
llml *n<| Imprest m/oita. The li/bt-rua-
rtn<r. durability,l**uiy *n*l r%u> of operation of « *
WHITE At oner commend* it to the public. and
place* it
Boss Over all other Machines
Vbtrwr fowr.4 The V*| tribute to thU Machi> n
i* that It her |tlr**Ml In ru-ry ln»um>. In *.
each (Hmhiarr Is turnbh.il with » tt»e year's writ
Jbta imarantee by the (<>iu|kitny, »hf< h aukr* ihi in
fh* eanwlnci «i ofthe Lmwj* merit -I
Ihi* Marbine by calling *i»«l »e»inK it >«*r youn*' a. i
kernerutv It t* told U»"" t- oa n •nrriu strut It.
t vouM ih* call alteutioH to «uy t«nui at.H-k . f
Dry Goods. Groceries, No
tions Plantation Supplies etc.,
which can be bo'.cbt «c;j 1« * at this time.
1 also keep a full »mt cv up'1r«* «»»>«• • »' all grn- ‘ *
t,U1i«a|of »i>d Mu<4.ti£ l i .v. ist i fc *r« «J »t»i •
variety, and one o: tb»* b.-»t •.«ort»il st.vks o ft •
Wh:»ki<-» Hr audits, M our-, '« *.»*. etc . ktpt In «t o
•aarket ikdl and s*-r m-v' 1 jeuiopiM .
tr.trt,etc. V« r> r. w:::i ij.
It, > MEPHEXS
Jaruary S3, iMMm
MUYFRS
By EVANS & WARREN.}
Devoted to the Interests of Albany and Southwest Georgia.
{$2.00 Per Ammiu
OLD SEttlES—Vol. 35, No. 411.} ALBANY, GEORGIA. THU USD AY, FEBRUARY 12. 1*80. < NEW SEUIES-Vol. 14, No. 7.
JAS. H. SPENCE, JR.,
ATTORNEY AT LAY
Pearaon, foffee Co., (la.
Wt" practice In »b. lh»D«ick »o4 S uthe r •
dh'ial (trvu.i*, and ±» am rv in the >tate by v*
••....tract, 90~< oil. s teD'Hiwruliy.
ftU-ll
Z. J. ODOM,
ATTORNEY AT LAY
ALS.lXr, <JA.
CoHectluK>a lar^ecr srtall a *fici*3ty. U fit
teti prvrtup.T jil b.«:rev rutrus'td to lu-c.T
MplfrTV 1-'
W. T. JON FS, JI>aE W. U Al.TKli .
JONES & VALTERS,
Attorneys at Law,
ILHAM, C.4.
Gfioeoeer CettrV Kallnud Bank.
j+*:g-lj
Lott Warr en,
A TTORNEY AT LAW
ALBANY. OA.
DOCTORS.
W. M. I'kMuo
J.T. HOLMES.
Drs. Holmes & DeMoss,
DENTISTS.
AtBASf. - . • GEORGIA.
W. A. STROTHER, M. D.
ALBANY. GEORGIA.
OSce over Gilbert’s Dre Store.
Dr. E. W. ADFRIEjVD.
R BBPECTFULLY tenders hi- *err!ce«.'.'n ‘h^Ts-
rl»a* hnnehes .! V* pro<e**ion, t./ tb-c tlxea*
a \!Nany and*.urr^und«nj. country. <tficv opp>.oite
HOTELS
. The OM Reliable
BARNES HOUSE,
Pine Sr., Albany, La.,
Abridging the Right to Vote.
Attention 1ms more tlmn once been
called to the argument that a strict
enforeeinent of the fourteenth amend
ment. such a* those States’ determin
edly insist upon where the South is
concerned, would abridge the repre
sentation in the lower house of Con
gress of at least two of the New Eng
land State*. General II. K. Butler, in
l# argument, on Thursday, before
the Committed on Elections of the
House, in a Massachusetts contested
election ease, referred to the rostrie-
tioii'tput upon the suffrage by Mas
sachusetts in its educational qunliti-
enfion. by which, it is estimated, !<*>,-
000 males above the age of tweuty-
• are deprived of voting. Ma->:»-
chusetts, at the simu time, receive-*
credit in her apportionment of llep-
resentatives for tltc«e persons, wi L I ,
it is claimed, is in e mfliet with lit •
*piril v if not the letter, of the provis
ions of tin* fonrieeiith ainriiduient.—
If Ma^aehusetts was not eredih *1
with fhe-e pernnis lltr State wo i
lo<e tu o Bepreseiitalives iuCongre
But tin* Radical* of M.i—ndm - i
need not he alarmed. In ca-e s»9
attempt to enforce the plain pr.«vi
ion of the tourieenth nmon Itm-i t .
the Constitution it wouMonU hen .
->ary t«» obtain a deri-n»n <*; t!u- >
preme Court of the State, whieh t.
nunal, it i- to be pre*u:ned. like • *»
Supreme Court of the Unit' d Sta.»
ant! that of Maine, would hold *); i
neither constitution-. laws nor tl.
people’s b illots must be permitted f
-taml in the way of the -upremacy v
the Radical party.—Savannah New:
Lifted from OUlce.
Washington. .Tan. 20.-Indiati Com-
mis-ioner II i\t was removed from
office to-day by Carl ScJmrz. I.a'e
this afternoon Mr. Sehurz entered
the Cormnic-ioner’s offiee and said :
"Mr. llayf. you must go.’’ At the
-atne time he handed him the follow
ing letter:
January 20,1830.
If on. A. Hayt, Commissioner *>f
Indian Affairs:
It has beeomejnv duty to intorm
you that the public interest demands
a change in the C<»mmis>iouership ot*
Indian Affairs, and that your further
General items-
The Jury in the ease of Rev. Her-
heit II. Hayden, on trial at New II:-
ven. Conn., for the murder of Mar
Staiitiard, failed to agree. The trial
lasted on days.
Gen. tiratit has ordered his ICthan
Allen t'olt, now on the farm of Gene
ral Beale, near Wa-hington. to he sent
by the next steamer as n present t »
the Milkado of Sapan.
Another important railway consoli
dation has been affected—that of tie*
Union l*a»-itie and Kansas 1’acift •
Railways. The movement was «i..
giueered by Jay (ioiiltl, who oivt .
about live—eveiiths of the Kansas IV
citio stork.
Mr. Uimetic SrliU) ler. it i-
*.ii!l rer:-ivi* from Seril •»•-!■’.
Mont!»!y for hi- "Uife of 1** t
Gi• at *’ with all righ»- <*f puhl .
hi book foim Theillu-tr.i-
j & W>.0(K».
i Mrs. Kale ( ha-o Sprague is no,.
j living in Wndtingroit in ,• -mall l»u,
j oif.-ant home, wliere she recentl
! uave a Mtni| tueus dinner to Mi?
| Senator I 'oakling, who for tin* fir-*
| iinn* in many yar-. i- spending t*n •
! " inter in \V i-liington with her l.t;*-
i hand. 11 -reins like Mrs. Sprag . .
! «loes not shun notoriety, it indeed^!: •
docs not court it.
A German diarvman * don’t wai
for the cream to “rise/* Tin y pi t • •
the new cream in a centrifugal in «
•bine, and completely separate fro*.
SO to IM) per cent, of the cream in i!-i
minutes. An American has iinprov
ed on this. He coplefelv remove
the c ream in fifteen minutes, and but
ter is made from milk in less than an
hour from the cow.
The Savannah Theater was hail
in IS03. and is the oldest in A merit-..
It is a massive building of brick att'*
stone. It has never been remodele*.
or changed in any a wuv. The archi
tect of this theater was an English
man, brought to America by the
Blake brothers, two wealthy rice
planters of South Carolina, who at
that time had theii^residence in Sa
vannah.
A young English hide at Din
mi, in
services in this office are dispensed j Brittany, who had been’ cleaning her
with. Very respectfully. 1 gloves with petroleum, held her glov
ed hand near a candle to burn an end
of cotton, when the glove caught fire,
and on her instinctively trying to ex
tinguish the flame with the other,that
also took fire. Both hands were so
frightfully burnt that amputation
would have been necessary, hut the
unfortunate victim expired prior to
the operation.
Very respectfully
C. ?curitz.
A committee of the Board of In
dian Commissioners has been inves
tigating for some time charges against
Mr. Hayt. Mr. £churz. informing
correspondents of the fact of Mr.
Hayt’* removal, said explicitly that
the charges preferred against him of
dishonest conduct before the Com
mittee had not been proved, and that j movement is on foot among tin*
he was removed for withholding in- : Episcopalians of New York to raise
formation from the department. J he | a ,- lm a „f ^.Vyjou for the endowment
tar’, ot Mr. Hayt , case do not war- j 1>t - t | )c (;enerni Theolnriral Seminar!
rant the jrentle manner in which Mr. iu ,i )at ,.jty. t )ne layman, who wish-
LooV out. or vott ui!I lo-e r. lJar<>ai;
Soliur/ relieves him.
Met with his Match.
The clever I>r. Uitchie. of Kdin-
bnrgh, met with his mateh while ex
aminin'’ a student.
He said : -And you attended the
class for mathematics?"
•Yes.”
•‘How many sides have a circle ?’’
••’i'-.V'i,'’ said the student.
•‘What arc they f’
What a latigh in the ela^s tl ie stu
dent's answer produced when he said,
••An inside and outside."
lint this was nothing compared
with what followed. The doctor
having said to this student, "And you
attend the moral philosophy chi-s
' “Yes.”
"Well, you would hear lectures on
various subjects. Did you ever hear
one on cause and cllcct ?"
••Does all etii et ever go before a
. .. !
me an in-tanc*.
‘*A man vvIm-* ling n burrow.”
'1 h»* (I'M-tor th**n -ut down -jud pro- »
oosed no more <jtit:ith»n«.
Ihtii htl!. of th ■ Aii iU't.i Ohron’clti. i
/ive- th -e dt>t= from Waildsigto ..
Ref •rriiig to 111** W II* of Wit bctW *"11 j
ii »rra:»ii ••>ti'i-ct’* t ox. he >;ty- i.. ;
box (’■ mbtne- Cicero, John ihind .!p:. j
{ iii-,
•••mi :
11 '• ’ i» it- j -a 'I-*- - iii j i
A. \V. TURNER. Jk
It lj +ry.* «
RUST-?H00? OAT!
rou r-.u.i:.
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,-.i>i if r I 1.1! «ei.
mi: .3
ISA!.: DA WAV.
A. & if. i:-
F. F. i’l’TN K V, l'ropricior
T t: t ft: • m
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ui
MfStot*. If. <■•>' n.. i . "i6li!h> * t jU •
DRY GOODS AND GROCER 11
BOOTS, SHOES ii AT S,
h iving tlii- .-uhp-rf, f rr '
-mv that the - .her - f-.f.d ii: u-;.
a majority of the ui»*mln*r- D at i ..
• * »h"- • ronte-i-,. Mr. f’ox eap.bh
• f b«*iT»-r thing-. Ili* i- » «*'*hoh»r *. *
in i'l» <|uetit -pc.aker. A tvtid -nc.* to
’linker mockery of tin; m >• t t-'rrJ»»*4
heiuf"* bn - blurred hi- literary r«*p »-
• 'lion and paralvz»*d hi- amhition.-
R**M Illly ll" 1) G taken low flight-* iltiC
laruagcd him-elf. It ii- currently Ii
*f Iiirti Hint 1m: diligently prepare-hi •
-p* C' he- and after their delivery g« *-
him i-pu-M for u • k. In hi-.a—unit
upon llorr h- probably r-M r-ed hi
:»*thit, but I dr, not i barge that tbh •-
-o. Some of llie mo-t e.iibigi-lie v. rit
,ag 1 have ever done h ,- been ubou
- C >x ; but I d*» not intend to
jr'H;-e him or any o!l.» r t.i-tri w ituoti!
•rt.
devof««ll fHiriifiM’ «#*'.?• j y<»r **j.»r. lim- MU
tamlnCMi, »n-l •a.itr** k'r*j iy t<>r • very Lour »»>au
jou work. W-mrmi «»• In m nueh a* m« r,. heirj
Mnrtp^lxl prlfito- i. rw« str.4 |>Ar:ffowhiff*
P:a!l fr«*. |5 oullil fr**»\ o ruptalo ut br.rl
ttaw whllt fi*u haw > florae. AJ tr+M It
IfALLtn AMo, I*uril»bJ, Maiaf. Higiety
The w hi-ky of U%*>Mngfoi» ha- flu
r. -putulion of being (he vi|e-t in lh«*
I'HtVer-e. \ AOHld udvi-e people
• oinlug h* re from the South eitln r to
be alDigetber -• h« r or el-*; '‘nominate
mother poi-ou.” I he had eflerl- ot
be ibjn ,r here mav b • h -t illu-tnp-
• 1 »*; the fate on 1 riday,of u Repub
lican poit»ieju:i. who, attera prolong
ed -pree, itmigho-il that a mob of
-.ell purvued Itilit.'and Kit. to e-eape
•ne-»* “Imcii in i>nekr:im.‘’ leaped from
'.ii«* tifih -lot v of the Met i opolitun
Hotel, de-r -nded Upon a pile of hot-
TU-- in the area, g i-ln d him-eiraimot>il
ond reeogniiion, and d'md Iiide-
oii-1> in the ini-pitai. 1 his i- the be-t
U mperalire -pe*:.*|» u:a*b of late ; but,
ai. ’no-t in the pre-eme of thi- man
gled hit of humanity, the revelry at
Inuum'-raMe bar-room- went widely
on. and crime upon « i mii« will he
•'ofiimitied at the deviltih provoca
tion of the Berpenl Of tin* -till.
Two Organ-.
Regulate fir*t the Htomaeh, second
• he liver; especially the fir-!, so a- to
perform their functi'HiH perfectly and
yon will remove at least nineteen
t wen tie tJm of all the ill - that mankind
i- |»eir to, in fhii or tin j other elimate
Hop Bitter * 1 - i« the only thing that
e*» his name withheld, ha^ already
subscribed $2.VD0 to the fund.—
Rochester (N. Y.) University is re
ceiving liberal gifts. It is announc
ed that $100,000 has been subscribed
w !?h : n th - ] a»t >ix lin-nths. ami an
equal sum lias been pledged toward
an extra endowment of $2u0,000.
‘•Come gentlemen of thejnry,” said
an eloquent Chicago lawyer,‘you lie;
hern the witness swar he saw fheflaab
and hoarn the report; you have liearn
him -war lie saw the dog fall d* 1
you liev hearn him Mvar he dug tl-r*
bullet out with his jack-knife, an
you hev seen the bullet produced i<‘
court: but wliar, gentleman, whar, 1
ask you, i- the man who saw that
bullet hit that dog?* Such eloquence
was irresi-iable and the defendant
won the case.
AY. IV. (Corcoran, the well known
Washington tntllionaire, had once re
covered from di-i :i-e after his doctor
and friends had given him up, hi-
fiall-hearers had been selected, and
every arrangement had been mad*-
for the funeral. He rallied, to th*
rinui?'*m« !it of everybody, and m*
-teadily got better that within tw*
*,! three month- he was going hLog'
• *n f.» *t and attending personally t*
hts mflairs. He i- now Jiim li -troaLy
ihati he was hi fore his illness.
A novel latlle was w itiKs-ed v, -
fh *:iisv ivania barn-yard betwe •
-tiM-r and a g■•tider. The latter w •«
-v. tggi s in r tliroiigh the yard xvh« n
'1m* sic* r tin - ;.st his horn- at him at *>
!»*j I; h* w «t- t one/* olft'ied. For Sr:-
•ra! mtufites tin* fight was fierce at «i
e x * • i t in it, with all the odds on the sid
if tin* goo-**, wh.i flapped his gro
wing- in the f*ice * f lbs enemy a' d
drove ldm hack. Finally the gaud •*-
wa« hacked into a corner, where !*■•
cotild not u-c his weapons, when h
was speedily eonqiiered.
A Bo-ton lady had :» terrible -cv •
the other night. She was a wakem d
bv hearing her sleeping hu-baml say :
-Now I have him ; In* can’t c-eap:*.
evidently dr(*atuilig of a burglar. He
was a eoeked pi-to! directly at th"
•rad!**, :u fact, straight at the hahy*-/
in ad. She i* 1 in a very quick, to"
tone: ‘'Too low : aim higher.” Th
-h***p< r oiieved her, and -he snatched
the pi-t *1 from hi»u.Th«*re are several
’Horn!- here aboil' pr lire of mind.
hilt the be-t one is, don’t Like pistol
to bed w'.lii von.
A woman at Nvar. N. ’I
adopted girl by wlnppi
.mi- and then battling
tit vinegar ami -alt : lea
siihdn
her 1
ing In-
•light on
her f. <1.
tied to a bodpo.-i :
rubbing
n rl j. -JM
♦ t in hor mouth.and
| « moito *
dhor toi
liire-f. (>ne day .-le
I told tho
fluid to ;
go up -t.iir- tiiul un-
j ire--, pf
opa,.,fo.
v to being wliijqiod
until lit"
blood n
in flown her 1
| Thor- u
.is no re:
toon tO f|«Jlil*| the
p*'«»mi-o.
and tin-
girl therefore jump-
New.simper Hates
iomnoi'u»:iv^ regartllys? of J
•ity loud om>.
"d out <«! the r
to tie- W»»od-.
death before -
eeond dot y, fled nak(
and froze nearly
ie wa- di-eovered.
ot-
Mavery Times i'oiniiig.
A tew «lay- ago a oiiorn! man cnim.
i/» tow ii and sold hi- eotloii, receiv
ing a * lie< I. mi tie* bank for th • iiioii-
**y. The bank paid him in gold. On
receiving the old fashioned coin the
man gaz.e/l on it awhile in a-^oni-h-
ment. and going int/i the street called
•<*uie of his eolored friend- to him,
-Jtyiiig, “look n ’heah, nigga**,” h/*ld-
ing out the shining $10 and $20 pieces
in hi-: hand. “You see dat. Look
like old times don't it? 1 tell you
what niggas, it look- like -I
will give perfectly healthy natural j time-, nhd if dis ting g
lion i/» the
Farmer.
M..
much
Can anyone improve hi- condition
by u hiuiug? If not, widow not?
r w e’ll ail be put back intoshi
agin, sun*.”
How much
bear?
»• I/1 rim a bare bear
Ciiu iunati a«»'t • |
The Chicago Times announces an
advance in the price of its paper I i
nub-erihrr-ef t!0 per cent *!t '•'’•»•"*-
qtienee ol the heavy advance in Im*
price of white paper. The daily, in
cluding the Sunday edition will .1*.
thirty-five ecu:* per week, and mm. !
copies six cents. This ncces*itv. i
the Times puts if, ocettr- »« i p"fi *
when pjcople were di'tiianding a »• -
dlietioii ill th** pfi.e of -u«*-« ri| ii t
and muiiy pnldi-hers. »i.* i»*Iv :tU •
fact, had reduei d the prim* nfiwkij
paper-. T’lu* 1* >om struck new-p:ip« , i -
piiblt-hers «f the wrong cn I. It may
force -ome eotumoti -ruse into tin ri
in r. gard to lut-im — j i itu iph s. H
-o it will pay. The squeal of the
I Times, which sought to overshadow
its conic
is a perily
i hlfrfgt* Tfllmnc.]
The revival of good time-—the
“hu-iness boom** so-called—has given
alfiio-c e.very class a lift forward ex-
cept newspaper publishers. Strai ge
a- it may sound, the general advance
in wages and prices w hich pleases the
public lunch has made harder
“time'.*’for the press. The price of
type has been raised, coal is dearei,
labor has advanced, and whitepaper,
the leading item in newspaper ex-
pcnse, has been thru-t up t*» ill! to ,X>
per rent., with threats on the part at
the paper-making combination to put
it higher next spring. Meanwhile,
pubh-hers an* charging the old price
to their subscribers uud the old rnt**s
for advertising ; consequently the
whole advance in Hie cost of puhli-h-
ing a newspaper fills on the proprie
tors. who have not. felt at liberty to
• ax back their losses on the public.
Some of the newspapers have drop
ped their supplements to reduce ex
penses, and a few have ventured to
raise their subscription prices. The
St Louis morning papers have ad
vanced their rates from four cents a
copy at retail to live cents, and by the
week have increased their charge-
five cents. Papers in other cities arc
contemplating a reduction in I he kK.-*
of their sheets where- their prcs.sc*
will permit it. In this city the Daily
Tribune has omitted a part of if .
supplements, and may have to drop
more them if the price of paper keeps
on advancing, but will retain its old
price. The Times, as a choice of evils
between a reduction of siz.c and hii
increase of rates, has advanced it-
price one cent a day, retailing here
after at six cents instead of five, and
raising its delivery price to city sub
scribers five cents per week, charging
JO cents instead ot 25. In making the
announcement of the advance, the
publisher says that the cost of print
ing the Times is at the rate of $100,-
000 per annum more than it was a
year ago. Judging from our own
experience, this statement is not far
wide of the truth. All the great dai
lies will he obliged either to curtail
their size or increase their price if
they would escape serious loss. .Sin
gular as it may appear to the unre
flecting reader, the more business
boom* and prices inflate the worse it
i* for tlie publishers. Like the table
in Kasop, what is sport to the reader
is death to the publisher.
Contentment,
ur non hurhette.
Be contented, m y son. You ncc*i
not be sati.-lied with what you are;
you don’t want to live without ambi
tion ; so long as you live strive to be
something better, and higher and
-tronger to-morrow than you arc to
day, but don’t worry; don’t fret.—
Wear your ready-made clothes with
the air of a prince, until you can do
better ; eat your twenty-live cent din
ner with *he manner of a man who is
uncustomed to fare sumptuously eve-
ry ilay oil coasnc dinners, and likes
this sort of a thing for a change.—
Keep’-uushine in your heart and it
will shine in your face. The world
is always grateful to a sunuy-temper-
•d man, just became he is good
uotigli and gracious enough to live
in if. Laugh my son if your stom-
icli is so empty that you cannot tell
whether your pain is iu vonr liver or
your back-hone; wear your hat
piiiutly if it is so full of holes that
you can’t sec the grease and weather
slain*, that cover it; speak cheerily,
though you have to wear your over-
eoa* every time your shirt goes to the
l.iundry. It won’t he an easy thing
to.df* right long; the days will come
"hen a good indulgence in the
"blues’’ would seem like a paradise;
there will he hours when you would
rather growl and wail tliau look
pleasant; there will he times when
iu spite of your strength and man
hood and re-olutions, you go away
I>v yourself and groan and bury votir
lace in your hands and cry like a
gil l. I know it, my son. lint don’t
make a habit of it, and don’t let any
one -ee you do it. It is a dangerous
luxury, ami should only he indulged
in at very long intervals and on rare
occasions. Cultivate contentment; if
you have no gloves, put your hands
iu your pockets; if vour (•at is out
it tin* elbow*, hack up against tin*
fence; if you have no hat, you will
never become bald. And when pros-
p *ritv cotnc-—not if, hut when—yon
will be prouder of your good nature
in tin* dark day* of adversity, my
-on, than you can he of all the honors,
and all the fame and position that
prosperity and success can bring you.
Never worry, my mhi, don’t fret; it
will make your face thin and vour
hair turn gray.
' FrHKrmit l!r«*nt!i ami l*<*nrly Tc«-i|i.
Arcea-il v obtained by cleansing vour
teeth daily with that justly popular
dentifrice, Sf)ZODON'T. (Composed
of rare antiseptic herb*, it imparts
whiteness to the te.eth,a delicious aro-
n»a to the breath, and preserves in
tact, from youth to old age, the teeth.
Achtity of the stomach will destroy
the strongest teeth unless its effects
are eotmteractcd with SOZODONT,
and this pure tooth-wash protects the
dental surfaces by removing every
impurity that adhere- to them. Ask
your druggist for SOZODONT. fcb.
12-1-ru.
An Efnron. —A little hoy who of-
t« n heard Lis father, who was an ed
itor, complain of the hard work lie
had I * * <L* and the neglect of suhseri-
bf*r* to pay for their papers, one dav
Miid If* him : “I*a, wasn’t jot* an edi
tor?” “Why, Sammy?*’ “Because
the Bible, says lie had much trouble,
and was a iffn» of norrow all the day*
of bin life.”
Wit anil Humor.
’Tis night. Two lovcra lean
Upon the gate;
A nearing form is seen—
It is their fate.
A piercing «i*»**m»»m from her
Tin* w • Ikiu t ent.
It wi-, as \ou infer,
Her pa-ri-ent.
'!’h * l*»ver sought In seoot,
Via*! if.o hit",
lie’s hoi-ltd with a bool
Beyond the gate.
A horse heir—A colt.
Akin to love—Old m i;.Is.
A dry d •- k—a physician going in
> g»*t a drink.
A f it man in sum
uarkuc
ah.
. like one
he feels hi-
M hen Dirk Westbrook puts a ring
in a liogV uo»e lie strikes ul the root
of the thing.
There is nothing so ctleetivc iu
bringing a man up to tin* scratch as a
healthy and high-spirited tlen.
UaJ~“Do you buy rags nml hones
here?” Men hunt—“We do stirr.*’
Fat—“Thin, be .label s, pul me ou the
schkalcs!*’
Oik* good lie, well stuck to, is worth
a dozen mean, little vacillating pre
varications. if you must lie he man
ly about it
It very frequently happens that the
girl who has ihe mo-t bmg to her
hair, has the biggest holes iu the heels
of her stockings.
A young scapegrace threw a ball
at his sister and hit her on the back
of her head so hard that the bawl
earn" out of her mouth.
Willie asked his mother where the
stars came from. Her reply was;
“My son. I do not know.” “Well, I
do.” he remarked, "the moon laid
’em.”
Duo of the grandest sensations
which thrills the bosom of a twelve-
vear-old boy is th<! one which is
warmed into life »« be sin rcptitously
drives nails into u tree.
“How came you to have Pitch a
short nose?” asked a city dandy of
a country hov. “So that 1 should not
be poking it in other people’s busi
ness,” was the reply.
A had wife is a shackle to her hus
band's feet, u . burden on his shoul
ders. a palsy to his hands, smoko to
his cVcs vinegar to his teeth, a thorn
to his side, a dagger to his heart.
The latest thing at church festivals
is to serve a search warrant with the
oyster soup. It doesn’t aid digestion
materially, hut it renders valuable as
sistance in finding the oyster.
A man named Smith tiled recently
in Australia, leaving one hundred
thousand dollars. If any person by
the name of Smith see* this he may
hear of something to his advantage.
During Gen. Grant’s stay iu Chica
go the Tribune in.-erted a wood cut
which i* called a portrait of the Gen
eral. It looked like a cross between
Blind Tom ami a locomotive smoko-
-tack.
An exchange, telling of a fire, says
“a man jumped from his window in
a night-dress,” and now the Boston
Post desires to know what in the mis
chief he had a window in his night
dress for.
An apology—“But, Freddie, how 1
could you ever think of rating auntie
stupid? Immediately go to her and
tell her that von are sorry.” Freddie
goes to auntie and says, “I am sorry
you arc stupid.”
The subject of conversation at an
evening entertainment was the intel
ligence of animals, particularly of
dogs. Says Smith: “There are clogs
that have more sense than their mas
ters.” “Just so,” responded young
Fitznoodle, “I’ve got that very kind
of a dog myself.
Christina* iu a Alining Camp.
A miner sends to the San Francis
co Chronicle this account of Christ
mas in the mining camp of Iriupah,
San Bernardo county: “We have two
regular stores, also two saloons, one
blacksmith shop, three hoarding
houses and two corrals. That finish
es the business directory of the place.
Socially we were a bankrupt commu
nity. There are five families in town
and two at the mines. This leaves
about 150 woe-begonc and desperate
old bachelors unprovided for. This
is Christmas night, and there is no
earthly show for a (lance. At one of
the saloons three men are issuing mu
sic lo a dissatisfied audience—not dis
satisfied with Ihe music, but at the
hopelessness of the situation. There
are about lortv men, whites and na
tive®, assembled to* listen to the mu
sic; also five maidens of Pah Ute ex
traction, hut as they positively de
cline to dance, their presence only
adds to the general gloom. Such re
marks as, “I would give $100 to be in
<»ld Missouri,’ or, “I would rather be
in Kansas with six bits than here
with a bushel of money,” or, “I
would rather he iu Illinois with a
cork leg than here with two good
ones,” will show the prevailing sen
timent. Of course those remarks
were like a railroad ticket—good for
this (lav anil date only. ‘God* help
Ihe rich ; the poor can beg.’”
Adelina Patti is the most favored
of operatic singers. She basks in roy
al favor, and li»*r earnings are almost
fabulous in their amount; hut her
prominence and her wealth bring
their disadvantages, among whieh is
the daily receipt of countless begging
letters wherever she appears. At Berf
liu one night rceenlly, the aged Em
peror actually went on the stage of
the Royal Opera to congratulate the
diva; hut Ihe papers whieh chronicle
this publish also «o?ne letters, one of
which read : “Madame, you are rich
and you know what love is. Givens
a fehundred marks, so that we may
marry, and we will bless you ever
lastingly.”
If a young man who parts his hair
in the center and carries a pen over
his ear were to pass away, the vnran-
ev could not he tilled by anything iu
this world, unless it was u hick cat.
Young man, diamond pins look
real nice and glisten brightly; Imt
wlicu font* dollars n week supports
ii man and a pin both, ohm nr thv oth
er i- not genuiuv.
A Vision of Death.
tub rnornirrtc i»nt:.nr t.iat caml •«.»
AN AT1IKNS BTtTLF.NT.
Mr. John T. Graves, of the class of
75 of the State University, writes ah
below lo the Augusta Evening News,
concerning a remarkable dream he
had during his college course. Tin
lamentable accident to which he re
fers and of whieh his dream appears
indeed a horrible prophecy, was one
of the saddest occurences we have
ever known, am! the solemn gloom
of the fatal day on whb-h the deadly
bullet #j»ed on Its mission, still iwixd
• •• v *
.me a pall |over the halojof happy
memories that linger about the his
toric Rock College:
Iu the spring of 1874,1 was a rather
rollicking junior at tint University
of Georgia. »*
I was quartered at the ol«l ItockJCol-
lege building with the jolliol, bright
est and most altogether irresisjhle
sett of* fellows in the University. O ir
home life was quite charming—Tin-
four ladiVs of the house were sprigld-
Iv, agreeable, and all musicians and
as a number of our -ett also effe led
music, the parlors were over gav and
joyous and V the Jonely. text _books
pined’above.
About the time of which I write I
had formed an admiring friendship
for one ot theso ladies, a hniidsom
girl of thirteen, whose nrtlcsMicss, pu
rity and vivacious innocence made
her a most delightful companion.
In this narrative, she shall In* known
as Mabel. My friend M. liked her a-
well as I did and many a happy time
woVc had together.
It was early iu June that I had a
most remarkable dream. I had retir
ed rather early one night with my
room mate, i&runk C.. of Columbus, a
high-strung, impetuous fellow, warm
hearted, nml excitable to the last de
gree. We wore quite tired wUh a
very trying day’s work, and left the
gav parlors full when we went up
stairs. I soon dropped into a heavy
sleep, and Frank, waft liearlv asleep
when we got in'bed. And* thus I
dreamed.
*******
Mabel was about to start on a long
journey ; shej wasp'toTlcuvc at mid
night and'I was to be her sole eseoit
to the depot. At the appointed time
she was ready, and’wc started out.—
When we reached the little side gate
leading to the* old common, over
which wc usually walked, we found
no callages waiting but instead, un
der the two oaks just across the. road,
our horrified gaze took in the out-
lines of two^gigantic and terrible fig
ures.
They were twice ns tali us mortal
men. They were clothed in robes
like the old.togas of Rome.
As they stood there, they lifteit
their loii£ white fingers iu earnest
gesticulation, carrying on a conversa
tion we, could not hear, but their
blazing eyes, passionate gestures, su
pernatural size and appearance, liter
ally rooted us to the spot with terror.
At last they discovered us standing
there, and, with a quick look of
haughty: impatience in their fiery eyes
they gazed at us one withering mo
ment, clasped hands and glided—not
walked—away from us across the
moor. As they moved off, the air
around them seemed in motion as if
by the fluttering of innumerable in
visible wings. They grew longer as
they vanished into distance; the path
way behind them was illumined with
a light that I have never seen before
or since, and it was not until their
swelling forms were lost in the cloud**
of the summer sky, that wc were able
to stagger back to the house. As we
reached the door I awoke with the
big drops of cold perspiration on uiv
body.
The voices still sounded in the par
lor and the lights burned iu the hall.
I had slept about thirty minutes.
My utter weariness overcame the ner
vousness occasioned by my dream,
and I slept again.
Mabel bad. recovered from her
fright and the importance of her jour
ney nerved her to start again.
We reached the gate a second time,
and our straining eyes beheld the
same terrible figures. ’ This time they
were clothed In black.
The gestures were more passionate
tlian before. Their eyes gleumed.—
Their great white hands rose and fell.
At length they stooped to the ground
and as plainly ns I see the page on
which I write, I saw them draw the
outlines of a grave over the exact lo
cation they seemed to dispute, and
that seemed the difference between
them, whore it should lie.
In this position they discovered us
again. With a dignity and a wrath
that was simply appalling the}' arose,
turned their great burning eyes on
us, and then, with one impose.*lifted
their long fingers and pointed with
terrible earnestness to tho limp figure
which had fainted in mv arms; then
moved away with the same unearth
ly motion ns before, with the same
streaming light behind them, and the
same fluttering roar above them. But
this time the fluttering above them
seemed to voice itself in words, ami
the whole air seemed to tremble with
the tones of an invisible voice that
said or rather breathed solemnly and
slowly the words:
“These are thy fates I Those are thv
fates! These are thy fates!” It was
repeated three times, when the voice
and the figures faded into the dis
tance. I awoke.
The house was still.
I roused Frank and made him talk
to me for an hour. Ho thought it
cruel, hut I would liavo sacrificed his
friendship rather than have staved
a\yko by myself that night. I did
not tell him my dream however.
At last we talked ourselves to sleep.
I was in my room now ; in bed. a ml
half asleep. I heard way down the
stairs, a stealthy hut very heavy foot
step come slowly up. It shook the
house, although it made no sound.
Too frightened to move I lav perfect
ly still.
The step approached my door.
The lock turned without a sound !
The great head and burning eyes of
one of the awful figures peered into
tin* room. The eyes gave a long
searching look of inquiry to my half
paralyzed form on the bed. (I n*-
nieiiil er the look to this day.) They
seemed satisfied that I was asleep,
nml tin* figure stooped and entered
The fiery eyes lighted tho room. Tho
gigantic form dwarfted everything
, in it. In his arms lie carried a souie-
tiling wrapped in a robe. With thi
| l*e moved straight to a large trunk io
I the corner of the room.
| He raised the lid, then stopped,
turned ami looked m me again, with
a look of intense inquiry. As In*
turned, a told of the robe fell away
ami the long auburn hair of my
friend M. dropped ovcr,hi*i arm.
The figure turned quickly, laid the
ntirden iu the trunk, closed the lid
and then stood erect. Such a change!
If the hand of Christ had touched
him he could hardly have looked
more changed. Ilis aspect softened,
his features illumined with a «ofr r*N
mnst tevivcnii light. Ilis eyes, th<.«e
’’TDjJ ‘7 e b giov. iiig with a radianu
...leem j-*y, Lis (alt form Joft .
with a great vet gentle dignity, I; •
stood tie re for one moment the most
divne, handsome, glorious being that
my i ye ever beheld, or my brain evei
dreamed, and then passed out of the
room and out of my sight forever.
When | could go*to the trunk I did
so, and found there the rigid both* o:
mv friend M . stark and cold it*
, i 1 .*! 1 ’ ^ lunched it, and aicolcc! A-
! did so. the string of n violin |yi> ;•
in tho room snipped with a Km:-.
noi8". It was M s, violin, and th
string was tl.e last one on it!
. ^ 1*^ *ny lamp and to«sed rustles-) v
iu boil till morning. •
*******
i,u Georjm
thrilled with sympathy as the eh -
trie wires fladied the news of poor
» ~ V. Me accidental br-l! ■:
that clipped the cord of life was *p, d
hv the innocent hand of poor, uufwr
tuna to Mabel.
ihe dream aud the tragic event
u.ueh fulh Led it actually occurred i.;
i *, Ut Athens. Of course I have
m.ide unimportant substitution ,
wliere the minor incidents had pasx i
from my memory, hut the body ofcth
dream is suhstautinllv correct, and
has been frequently told .the bnvs .
my sett at college, who will readily
recall it when thcy.rcad it in y«»u»
co I ii inns. It created quite an exciio-
meut the next night at the Rock Col-
ieg" when I told it. My room-male.
b rank C., could not “be * hired af;e •
wards t<» stay in the room hv himself.
It was his custom .jo sleepy with a
small arsenal under his pillow. Tin
next night he dreamedJie siw one <>!
the ligur. s at tin* foot of the bed, and
f ir ed at it. to thecousternatioii of the
hou=e.
The dream is the most remarkable
I have ever had. It was dreamed
w three stages. I awoke three times,
ami ea-li time resumed tho thread of
the dream connected!v. When M.
was shot, two days afterward, he fell
with my pi>tol in his hand, and in
the position and spot I had occupied
a moment he fine. It wa« the old, ohl
story a pistol believed to be unload
ed, a hidden cartridge, • death
wound. •
Taken in connection with this trag
edy, preceding it so closely, the inei-
denG ot this dream have a shade of
prophecy thatjs interesting.
John'Temple.
Knocli Arden Case.
. Enoch Arden has been outdone in
Council Bluffs, Iowa. Some time
prior to the war a young couple rn*;i
ami loved. After a short courtship
they were married and lived happilx
together. \Y ben the war broke out
the husband shouldered a musket in
defense of his country. Letters came
regularly for a time, and then censed,
word was sent home that ho was tak
en prisoner, and soon after the dread
news that he was dead. The news
was considered so authentic that the
government allowed the widow n
pension. After a reasonable time she
listened to the pleadings of another
•‘iiit u* and married him'. The second
husband proved to be a worthier
drunkard, and she got a divorce on
the ground of in tempera nee. X**t
content with her bad luck, she con
cluded to marry again, her third be
ing even worse failure than her see-
oml husband. After the third aban
doned his home the first unexpected-
ly timictl lip ;1I!(! resumed his re-.no;:-
sibilitics.
To the KiiiTdit or the Sirs Sir:
When I lie ti r -1 Xapoleon conceived
the idea of elevating himself to th
imperial throne he set out on his tras -
els with numerous', attendants ami
irreat display. When some of tin-
Mayors of some Flemish towns, pr<-
pared no doubt, urged him to “com
plete the happiness of the world in
exchanging his precarious title for
one better suited to the loitv destinv
to which he was called,” what did K
replace this? In a tone of feigned
anger, lie said it would be umvorihv
of lnm to usurp an authority which
must affect the existence! of' the re
public. Cats'll* affected the same re-
lueta nee.
Napoleon III. Chrongh'hD friemb.
arranged while President a grand en
try into Paris after an absence not s ►
long, of course, as Grant’s, and it wa-
so.orderod that the employee* of a!i
sorts of manufactories «houhl marert
in the procession, the streets lined o**
each side with -40,000 of the Xalionr!
Guard, and 4*0,000 more of horse ami
tool, dazzling the eyes of the Pari
sians. Many of the populace cried
“Vive 1 Emperour” throughout the
route, and i» was made to seem like
the will and the widi oftlic Parisians
that the President should assume the
purple.
1 he writer of this was present, and
was desired to walk and observe the
countenances of the people, and es
pecially of the National Guard, who
were known to sympathize w itti them.
Not olio cried "Vivo 1’Einporeur,” or
looked, like crying it. But wo all
know it w ms done. Tho ignorant
people of the United States may still
be led by the -aim* tivnehcivusmeans
to erv hurrah for Gram !
The trouble in Maine, which ought
to a waken every intelligent citizen to
the dangers of corruption, and the
trickery used in devoting Hays at the
last Presidential election should serve
to warn every American; and yet
those very troubles and difficulties
may he used to make us believe that
force is necessary to preserve order,
and th** fir-t to censure that force can
oomph te the catastrophe.
Is there intelligence enough or i*ir-
tue enough left t-.» am* us, oris histo
ry again i«* repent itself?
P. Point.
“C’nfloe, i* that the second bell?”
ime'», dnt’*j do second ringin’
of do hisn bell. We habn’t got no •cr
oud b®ll in dis cio hotel.
-OUR-
Fa!l and Winter
y y y y y
greatly
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