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NO NEED TO BUY VAUDEVILLE
TICKETS IN WASHINGTON CITY;
TRAFFIC COURTS FAR BETTER
Washrington, Nov. 11.—Wash
ingtonions don’t have to play out
ticket money for vaudeville shows,
Whenever they want laughs and
entertainment, they can drop v into
the town traffic court.
More good comedy acts are un
corked there per day tha nare un
leashed on any vaudeville m-cuit
in the. country per reason.
Here is one day’s crop:
A hearse driver was charged
with speeding .
“Five dollars,” said the judge.
“Conditions are pretty bad when a
man can’t get away from the fast
life by dying!”
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A your.g ma.i was charged with
parking over-time. j
“It was this way, judge,’ he
, . , “My wife ., left , ,, the
car
front , . of , office, , r . thinking . I
in my
wanted ... to use it. I didn’t know
she had 1ft it there, and though .
she had it. It was just a misun
derstanding—see?”
“I see,” said the judge. “The
imsunderstanding will cost you
and your wife 50 cents each—fine
ope dollar.
And your lucky a misunder
standing with your wife didn’t
cost you more than that. Over in
the divorce court they often cost
thousands!”
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A woman was charged with ’
,
Having her car in a no-parking
zone.
“But,” she explained, “I left
my girl chum at the wheel ” z
-- Yes,” said the judge, “but
" hen the officer told your girl
chum to move the car away she
told him she couldn’t drive.”
“I know it, •* said t'he woman,
“but is it my fault if she’s dumb
enough to make an admission like*
that?’.’
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“This nian,” said the arresting
officer, ‘drove over a safety zone,
almost ran over a pedestram,
narrowly mised hitting another j
car, and started the wrong way up J
t one-way street.”
i 4 That sounds bad, ♦ » said the
judge. “What hsive you to say
about it?”
u Well, II siaid the defendant. “I
saw a girl in a tight skirt climb
on a street car, and I looked
at her instead of looking where
was going. I plead guilty but
ask leniency. What would' You
have done in my place? tt
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ques
tions,” said the judge. “Sentence
suspended. *»
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A man was charged with
ing thirty miles an hour. j
4. You must have been in a hur- j
sai*l th- judge. “Was - it an
important engagement?” !
<< It was.” said the
man.
*i Was it worth five dollars i
to
you to keep ? ”
»( Tt was.”
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4* 1 bee-, that's whnt .1 will cost,
you. 1m glad you got vow mon
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BOY SCOUT
ACTIVITIES
(By Douglas Burnette .Scout Exe- j
cutive.)
Troop No. 4 of the Griffin Boy
Scouts had a fine meeting Mon
day night at their headquarters
in the men’s hut of the Christian
church. The meeting was presided
over by Rev. O. K. Cull, Scout
master, Assistant Scoutmaster
John H. Greene was unable to be
present because of his accidentaly
broken nose, sustained while at
bis work yesterday,
The meeting was opened by the
troop repeating the Scout oath
an d the Second Scout Law. Then
the troop had an interesting study
of Scoutcrafe. After The business
session the troop enjoyed several
games, among which were “Bull
in the pen,” “Cat and Rat,” and
“Heads and Tails.” After pledging
allegiance to the flag the troop
dismissed.
Troop No. I, of the Griffin
Council had a fine meeting Mon
day evening beginning i. 7:30.
meeting was presiueu over f»y
F. R. Edwards, assistant Scout
master, who had a good program
planned for the troop,
The meeting was opened by the
Scouts repeating the Scout oath
and then went into the business
session, which consisted in divid
mg into a senior and junior pa- (
trol, followed by a fifte n minute
study 0 f the Scout tests.
Wilson passed the tenderfoot test.'
Tha membrrs cf the troop that
wish to take ,«ome tests in
aid and tracking are asked to
meet at the Parish House this
afternoon at four o’clock.
The Senior Patrol has a special
meeting for next Monday night.
After the business session the
Troop enjoyed a short basket ball
game in the gymnasium, then sa
luted the Scout Master and dis
missed.
Nature I.overs Intervene to
Save Tree 2300 Years Old
Seattle, Wash., Nov. 10. (AP)—
Washington’s oldest inhabitant, a
cedar tree 2300 years of age, has
How Doctors Treat
Colds And Flu
To break up a eold Overnight
or to cut short an attack of
grippe, influenza, s»rc throat or
tonsillitis, physknans and drug
gists are now recommending Calo
abs, the purified and refined cal
omel compound tablet that give*
you the effects of ca’ome! and
salts combined, without the un
pleasant effects of either.
One or two Cnlotahs at bed-time
with a swallow of water, that’s
H. No salts, no nausea nor the
slightest interference with your
eating, work or pleasure. Next
norning yov.r cold has vanished,
your system is thoroughtly puri
fied and you are feeling fine with
hearty' appetite for breakfast,
Hat what you £.«*»:,-no danger.
Get a dilution*, family package, contain
rg full inly :T>
At pny drug store. * (Adv.)
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MERCIAN 8UW LODGE i
R<«uter firet meetings^ on’tiM
of *
7:00 o’clock.
Mil BC gtk. *•«•»•. W. M.
tWrcUrr
FYTHAGORA8 CHAPTER No. Iff
Next Royal Arch Maioaa
Thursday, Regular Convocation
Nov. 12th, 7:30
r. M. Companion* 1 bt
present.
Bill Hi,, W Wells, .?* l*^fL Secretary. nt » B P *
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WARREN LODGE.
No. 20, I. 0. 0. F., meets every
Monday night at 7:30 at Warren
Lodge HalL Visiting brother* cor
dially Invited. Jno. M. Peurifoy, N.
G-, Wm. T. Atkinson, Sec.
Grift# Lodge No. 1207
B. P. O. ELKS
Monday Regular Vletting evening Elk* Meeting* Welcome at 7:M. every JJ
BEN F. McKNIOHT. E. H.
K. BUTLER OXFORD. See.
w. o. w.
Meets every Thursday, 7:30 p. ni.
Sovereigns, your camp needs your
presence. You will find your Clerk
all times at Paul Slaton’s Quality
Shop. iVsiting sovereigns wel
come. Gome. J. G. Dawkins, C. C-;
C. C. Stanley, Clerk. ‘
K. OF P.
Griffin Lodge Number 80 meets
every Friday, 7 p. m., at Lodge
room 129 1-2 North Hill street.
All brothers cordially invited. W.
F. Williams, C. C.; Jno. L. Reid,
K. R. & S.
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HA1STEN BROS.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
AND EMBALMEtS
Griffin and Senoia, Ga
Office Phone 575. Res. Phone AS
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Frank S. Pitt I I I k II
Modem Funeral Home
112 W. Taylor St.
Office Phone 822; Res PhonedSt
J. P. WILBORN
FUNERAL DIRECTOR
AND EMBALMER
Office Phone 658} Night and Sun
day Phones 163-J and 684-W.
| Railroad Schedule
CENTRAL OF GKOROIA . «f.
Arrival and Departuw' of Phsam
... ger Trains At Griffin, Ga* Sotrtb -
North , ll.Odpm
2:29 pm Atlanta-SavTi
4:30 am Atl’a-Alb’y-SaVk Chgo-Cfn-Jax 11:55 *:00
5:42 am
6:43 am Chgo-Cin-Jax 10:27 pm.
7:17 am Chgo-St.L-Jax 7:59 pm.
9:17 am Atlanta-Macon 6:23 pm.
12:25 pm Atlanta-Macon 2:1? pa
6:21 pm. Atlanta-Albany 12:38
From Chattanooga Dhr. Fat 1
2:10 pm Chattanooga 9:40
8:16 am Cedartown 5:25 pm
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
* Atlatnta Points—
5:48 pm East—West 10:02 am
10:02 am C’lmbus-Ft. Wv 5:48 am
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ONE DOSE WILL CONVINCE ■
AT ALL DRUGGISTS#
spared the ax through the
generosity of nature lovers of this
state. It stands 200 feet high, ie
; 58 feet in circumference, and 18,4
in diameter,
The Washington Natural Parks
Association raised $2,000 by pop
ular subscription to buy the mon
arch, together with 20 of its eom
panions, which stand 35 miles
from here.
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Lift Off-No Pain!
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Doesn’t hurt one bit. Drop a
little “Freszont” on an aching
com, instantly that corn stops
hurting, then shortly you lift it
right off with fingers,
Your druggist sells a tiny' Ml
tie of “Freefone” for a few cents,
sufficient to remove every hard
com, soft corn, or corn between
the tots, and the foot calluses,
without soi-encss or irritation.
1W" 1, 5‘ gain is ; -.
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Foot-Fren s
Reg. in U. 8. Pat. Off.
Stops Iitehing, Eczema, Blistered.
Sore Feet. If not satisScd
with results of FOOT-FREN your
money will he refunded. jfeSSUI*
BROOKS, Druggists, opposite
depot.
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Millinery
Have just received
line of Hats in satin, metal
cloth and ratine and lacs com
binations.
Will appreciate all my cu*
tomers and friends calling.
Mrs. E. West
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