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OUR BOARDING HOUSE with Major Hoople
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CAMPUS CLATTER By Larry Lewie
AS YOUR FINAL EXAM IN ADVANCED MILITARY \
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BOM’OM MYAMPLI- Y HOLP IT.' RUT THAT ALL DOWN OKI \
t, AMP YOU CAN 1 PAPER—I KNOW NOTH IKO ABOUT
■ATRIP.'ALLI \ THOSE THINGS, LET ALONE TRYING
A50,000-OHm) TO PRONOUNCE THEM? BETTER
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advice to the lovelorn!"