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Television
Following are network program highlights. Usually, but
not always, they are carried on the appropriate channel:
NBC cn Channel 2, CBS on Channel 5, and ABC on Channel 11
MONDAY
“Deadly Innocent” on “Gun
smoke” for CBS is about a pow
erful young man with the mind
of a child who becomes uncon
trollably violent when he sees
anyone or anything being hurt.
Kansas and North Carolina
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I News News News
I News News What's My
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I Let's Make Xernona Norm Van
I A Deal Clayton Brocklin
I "The Bear Gunsmoke Rookies
I Who
I Slept Through " «
I Christmas" " «
I Movie: Here's Lucy Liberty Bowl:
I "Once You " Kansas
I Kiss Dick Van Dyke Jayhawks
I A Stranger" » Vs. North
.. Bobby Van and Carolina
" Elaine Joyce state Wolfpack
I News News
I Johnny Movie:
I Carson "Tea and
" Sympathy" News
•« " Untouchables
I Patterns of Sunrise 1
I Living Semester „
I Arthur Captain Good Morning,
I Smith Kangaroo Atlanta
I Today " Armstrong
Atlanta A.M. Rise and
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" CBS News
~ " Eddie's
„ « Father
I Today In Phil Donahue Hazel
I Georgia " "
" Dick Van Dyke
I Dinah Joker's Wild Password
I Shore " ■"
I Baffle SIO,OOO Love,
" Pyramid American Style
I Wizard of Gambit ’ One Life
I Odds " To Live
I Hollywood Love of Brady
Squares Life Bunch
News News News
Merv Search For Split Second
Griffin Tomorrow »<
" Secret All My
" Storm Children
" As The Let's Make
" World Turns A Deal
Days of Guiding Newlywed
Our Lives Light Game
" Edge of Girl In
" Night My Life
Another Price Is General
World Right Hospital
Return to Match Game Movie:
Peyton Place '73 "The Raid"
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State meet in the Liberty Bowl
post season college football
game in Memphis on ABC.
NBC’s Monday night movie
has 1969’s “Once You Kiss A
Stranger,” with Paul Burke and
Carol Lynley in a suspense
drama about a golf pro tricked
into being party to homicide.
by Marcia Course
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OUR BOARDING HOUSE with Major Hoople
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THIS OUTSIPE--AAAY- S3O 4- FOR FANCY- ) FRIENDS, WEAPPIN 1
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FRANK AND ERNEST by Bob Thaves
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CAPTAIN EASY by Crooks & Lawrence
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belonged to a millionaire who >to-7 „,Z2, b OH.OH! lOQKAT THAT!.
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Scented Delight
39 Scrutinize
40 Feminine
nickname
41 Archaic word
of sorrow
43 Terminations
45 Verbal
contraction
47 Fish
51 Maxims
53 Prove false
54 Odorous
substance
55 Mass of metal
56 City in East
Flanders
57 Condition
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1 Masculine
appellation
2 Air (comb
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3 Shoshonean
Indians
4 Car damages
5 Before
6 City in France
7 Vagrants
ACROSS
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cologne
6 Rose extract
11 Measuring
device
12 City in Italy
14 Goddess of
peace
15 Tell
16 Misplaced
17 City in
Massachusetts
18 Graceful bird
20 Atomizer
24 Native of
Mindanao
27 Inquires
29 Withered
30 Disencumber
31 Avoids
33 Seminary
tab i
34 Mouthlike
parts
35 Consequently
36 Frost a cake
37 City in
Belgium
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edging
9 Exist
10 Egyptian deity
12 Fragrant gurri
resin
13 Slippery fish
17 Window parts
19 Lave
21 Amber or
copal
22 Betel palm
23 Asian country
24 Fragrance
25 Region in
Austria
26 City in Turkey
28 Geometric line
32 Dispatch
38 Mufflers
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42 Cabbage
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44 Odor
46 Shade tree
48 Seaweed
49 Disorderly
assembly
50 Masculine
nickname
51 Parmaceu
tical honey
52 Gold <Sp i
53 Twice i Latin i
54 Keystone
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