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CARNIVAL by Dick Turner
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"No cake, candy, pie or pudding? Whadda ya running here
... an old people’s home?"
FUNNY BUSINESS By Roger Bollen
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Television
Following are network program highlights. Usually, but
not always, they are carried on the appropriate channel:
NBC cn Channel 2, CBS on Channel 5, and ABC on Channel 11.
MONDAY
“G„n«mnkA” on CBS offers
“A Family of Killers.” A jail
break reunites a family of
vicious killers.
“NBC Monday Night at the
Movies” has 1967’s “The Naked
Runner,” starring Frank Sinat-
Television
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News News News
Gov. Carter Gov - Carter' Concentration
Let's Make A CBS News To Tell
Deal " The Truth
Magician Gunsmoke Rookies
Movie: Here's Lucy Movie:
II EM "The Naked "From Russia
E^H Runner " Dick Van Dyke w * ,h Love"
Medical
M Center
News News News
I Johnny Movie: Mission
I Carson "The Easy impossible
y Dick Cavett
B" Patterns df TBA "
Living
Arthur Captain Good Morning,
Smith Kangaroo Atlanta
Today " Armstrong
" Atlanta A.M. R' se antl
,< << Shine
" CBS News
„ » Eddie's
„ ~ Father
Today In Phil Donahue Hazel
Georgia " "
" " Dick Van Dyke
Dinah Shore joker's Wild Password
Jeopardy SIO,OOO Love,
* JftM Pyramid American Style
Wizard of Gambit One Life
■ ■ Etfl Odds To Live
KtW Hollywood Love of Brady Bunch
Squares Life "
News News News
Merv Griffin Search For Sp|j| second
» Tomorrow
Secret Storm AII
Hi BtU Children
As the World Let's Make
„ Turns A Deal
Days of Guiding Light Newlywed
BT»I Our Lives Game
Doctors Edge of Night G > r l In
My Life
Another Price is Right General
World Hospital
B* How to Survive Match Game Movie:
a Marriage "Villa"
■ Somerset * Dream of
Jeannie
■ or Bewitched
■ consequences
Mod Squad Everything Bonanza
Goes
ra in a European espionage
drama.
“ABC Monday Night Movie”
returns after marking time dur
ing four months of football,
screening 1963’s “From Russia
With Love,” starring Sean Con
nery in another James Bond
espionage adventure.
by Marcia Course
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OUT OUR WAY by Neg Cochran
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FRANK AND ERNEST by Bob Thaves
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CAPTAIN EASY by Crooks & Lawrence
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PRISCILLA'S POP by Al Vermeer
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Weeds
ACROSS
1 grass
5— — Anne's
lace
10 Gave out light
11 Sleeping
sounds
13 Domesticated
14 French painter
16 Group of Irish
isles
17 Apartments
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19 Large tub
20 Powerful
explosive
21 Noun suffix
22 Masculine
nickname
23 Encountered
24 Arenas for
sports events
26 Boundary
(comb form)
27 Charged atom
28 Expanse of
universe
32 Actor s award
34 Make lace
36 Wooden block
37 Closed cars
39 Pair
40 Biblical weed
43 River islet
44 Chemical
suffixes
45 Turkish
dignitary
46 British
composer
47 Secluded
valley
49 Keep
51 Antoinette
52 Dispatcher
54 Unfit
55 Tasteless
56 Youngsters
DOWN
1 Formal
documents
2 Fanciful
3 Concerning
4 Couch
5 Quarter
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Answer to Previous Puzzle
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30 Marsh
marigolds
31 Freudian term
33 Peer Gynt's
mother
35 Poker stake
38 Cornfield weed
40 Pitch
41 Periods of
time
42 Charges
44 City in Turkey
46 Verdi heroine
48 Permit
50 Social insect
51 Unit of wire
measurement
53 Music note
together
7 Ages and ages
8 Unit of energy
9 Fortitude
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10 Music as
written
12 Writer.
O'Casey
15 Female saint
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17 Car
18 Roadside weed
22 Breach
23 Pasture sound
24 Forefather
25 Devotees
29 Having antlers