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FRIDAY
“Alan King’s energy crisis,
rising prices and assorted vices
comedy hour” is an ABC spe
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Things to Enjoy
42 Greek
philosopher
45 Idle chatter
46 Soul 1 Fr I
49 Lamprey
50 Weddings
53 Faucet
54 Lamb's
pseudonym
55 Meadows
56 Half-ems
57 One of
Adam's sons
58 Small island
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2 Excited
3 Chinese I
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4 Male child I
5 Eaten with
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6 Interests lab 1
7 Pedal digit I
8 Lasts ■
9 Unite
10 Alberta tab > !
11 12 months ;
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ACROSS
1 Church service
5 A to eat
9 Blue
12 Exchange
premium
13 Presently
14 Spanish cheer
15 Joined
17 Greenland
Eskimo
18 Self-esteem
19 — Angeles
20 Os the forearm
22 Cooking
utensil
23 Friar
24 Pilgrim lover
27 Bridge support
31 Food regimen
32 Greek love god
33 Not in
34 Upper limb
35 Boast
36 Work animal
37 Young ladies
39 Females
40 High card
41 Sun
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39 Asian desert
41 Feminine
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42 Boy's
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44 European
mountains
45 Pluck
46 Lifetimes
47 Repast
48 Being (Latin)
51 Pub drink
52 Mohammed's
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16 Enthusiasm
21 Vegas.
Nevada
22 Favorite
23 Croaker
24 First man
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25 Italian coin
26Half (prefix)
27 Musical
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28 Sightseeing
trip
29Tranquilize
30 Summers
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