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NBC on Channel 2, CBS on Channel 5, and ABC on Channel 11.
MONDAY
The first major league base
ball Monday night telecast of
the season is on NBC at 8; Los
Angeles vs. Atlanta in Atlanta.
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49 Restorer of
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55 Most subdued
56 French
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58 Degrees of
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5 Greek theaters
6 Polite denial
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10 Chinese
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7 33rd U.S.
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13 Spanish city
14 Type of rock
15 Italian city
16 Put on
17 Haunt
19 Droops
20 Mrs. Nixon's
nickname
23 Man's name
25 2nd U.S.
president
28 1.004 I Romani
29 Research
room I coll I
32 Bathsheba's
husband (Bib.)
33 Windflower
35 16th U.S.
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37 Capital of
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