The weekly defiance. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1881-1889, February 24, 1883, Image 1
It El. 11. 11. HWirtt). Editor.
A. l». fit UXETT, Manat/er.
‘HITTIT MINUTES TO SPAKE.’’
BY HALT.rK C. YOVW«.
0 youth, tn life's bright, rosy morn,
Whilst sunlmma gild thy way
Ar i thought* intense within thee bum,
1 mindful of to-day '
1 he present thou max al claim for thine—
The future’s a dream most fair—
Think twice ere thou dost squander, the
Thy “fifteen minute* to spare.”
And, should a comrade say to thee:
“ We ll shun the narrow way,
And eat, and drink, and merry be,
For to-morrow we’ll away,
Turn thou at on« tire tempter boohs
Who spread* for thee a snare;
Touch not, nor tastA, but be a man
In “ thy fifteen minutes to spare.”
There nr A treasure* scattered on the pls
That await a searching hand,
And coral wre;.i; < in the billowy main
Ami grains of >!d in the sand;
There are g.ms of learning snugly hid
And bright thought", here and there
That may l»e thine to revel amid
’ In thy “ fifteen minutes to spare.’
The transient rain-drops of a day
Help make the, sparkling rill,
And it, in turn, doth baste away
T<> help oi l ocean fill.
If thou wouldst v.rar a starry crown
Mid angel bands up there,
Then earn the jewels, one by one,
In thy “fifteen miautf* to spare.'
Clarendon, Ark.
Lion-Taming.
“Is your life insured?” asked a /?«-
j>u6Zican reporter of George Conklin,
the lion-tamer and elephant-breaker of
the circus now in winter quarters at the
Fair Grounds.
“ No, I have not got a dollar on it.
I’m not a good risk, and the companies
won’t write me.”
“ How do you feel when you enter the
den of the lions and tigers?”
“ I trv not to think of anything, but
I soon fed the excitement, which grad
ually becomes a delirium. Some time
ago I was putting a family of leopards
through their performance, and, while
working one of them, another fastened
her fangs on the rear part of my thigh,
and yet, through the excitement, I never
felt the pain. Indeed, it was c nly when
I turned round to engage one of the
other animals that I found the brute
had me fast, but I cowed her down.
This, however, can not always be done,
and as an instance of this i recall the
death of my friend Herr Lengel, .of
Philadelphia. I received this extract
from one of my Australian correspond
ents :
“ ‘Mr. G. A. Courtney, proprietor
and manager of the zoological circus
bearing his name, wrote from San Do
frningo, W. L, September IG, as under:
“Last night at ten o’clock the well
known lion-tamer, Herr Elijah Lengel,
of Philadelpeia, Pa., entered the den of
the Brazilian tigers attached to the cir
cus, and had nearly concluded his per
formance with them when he made a
(false step, and one of the tigers caught
him by the head and neck, and in less
(than five seconds he was torn to pieces.
Ills jugular vein was cut, ids ear on the
iright side completely eaten off, and his
[body was a mass of mangled flesh and
Ibone. The tent was densely packed with
[people, and the scene that followed it is
'impossible to describe. The guard and
Also a few private individuals com
imenced firing with revolvers and rifles
lat the tiger, and sooi killed it, thereby
enabling the attaches to drag the body
jof Lengel through the compartment.
The remaining living tiger at once fell
■upon the dead animal in presence of
jthe audience and tore it into frag
ments. ” 1 ”
1 “Do you go armed into the cages?”
I “No, sir. Three years ago in St.
.Louis during the night the lions dragged
A performing leopard through the bars
and devoured it. When L went to the
•cage next morning (Sunday) all that
Temained of the creature was its head
;and one leg. That Leopard was a pet
and a good performer, which drew the
people, and when I told Mr. Cole he
isaid: ‘Well, George, can you do any
thing with any of the other leopards?’
II told him I'd try, and that afternoon I
'took a green animal and worked with
her for some time. I guess I tired her
out, for she came at me with blood in
'her eye, so I had to kill her—it was
Hobson’s choice.”
“How did you kill her?”
“I struck her on the head with the
butt of my whip. I can kill any leopard
or tiger that way. Did you ever hear of
an elephant freezing to death in May?”
“I never heard of an elephant dying.”
“Well, four years ago we were
to Denver by way of Pike’s Peak, and
the w’eather was warm enough for your
shirt-sleeves, but two days later it was
so cold that one of my elephants got
■frost-bitten, and it was all I could do to
get her to Denver, where she died on May
i 3, being literally frozen to death.”
Mr. Conklin has been a wild beast
trainer for seventeen years, and his
body is covered with terrible scars, the
result of the caresses more or less
.demonstrative of his animals. Although
he' has performed his lions thirteen
years, he says that the slightest hesita
tion or fear displayed by him would
result in a ferocious attack upon him.
He rules bv fear.
“ Then I am to understand that a lion
which \ou have performed for years
never has an affection for you?”
“ Never—or ra* her Pinafore. They
know me very well and fear me, but, if
they got the bulge on me, I’d hardly
present enough material for the Coro
ner to work on. Ail wild animals make
directly for the throat, and in a big cage
I can always dodge 'em with hot irons
if they get bo refractory as to endanger
my life. They are not afraid of my
firing off blank cartridges, and the most
liskv thiojtl do is to feed themfror
my hand with raw meat. The blood
makes them hanker after warm human
blood, I suppose. I have been around
wild beasts ever since I could walk; my
father was at it before I was born, and I
have a brother in the business now. So
used to their traits and moods have I
bevome thM I wwik iqto * suwoge
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den among lions who never saw or
smelled me before. Joe Whittle, whom
I trained up to the business, came to
grief and made a meal for ‘Frank, ’ into
whose mouth I put my head.”
“ How was itr”
“Joe was performing Frank and
George in rehearsal, and when he put
his head into Frank’s mouth the brute
closed on him. Instead of keeping still
Joe pulled his head out tearing all the
flesh off his neck and face. We called
to him to come out, but he refused, and
said he’d conquer him *or die right
there.’ He then whipped the brute
through the drill, and was about to leave
the ea#e krr Um trap-dons, whan Frank
pounced on his leg, and tore most of it
off. He died, and I have performed the
lions ever since. In Pottsville, Pa., a
lioness took me by the calf, and I kept
still, turned around and baat her with
my whip until she let go. Another
time I had all the meat chewed off my
chest and my shirt-bosom dislocated;
but then one gets used to these slight
inconveniences.”
It takes four months to train an ele
phant, and their breaker gives them two
lessons a day. Two hundred pounds of
hay and four bushels of oats, together
with a mess of bread and potatoes, are
consumed daily by each elephant. A
lion takes six months’ incessant labor to
bring it into subjection and teach it
tricfcs; and even then oniy about one
lion in ten is successfully trained for
exhibition. To place one’s head into
the mouth of a lion, tiger, leopard, or
elephant requires dauntless courage,
ana even Mr. Conklin admits that the
process Is accompanied oy decidedly
unpleasant sensations.
“Are lions or timers strongest?”
“ When about the same sue they are
equal in strength, and when or e attacks
the other it all depends wmch gets the
first grip on his roe’s throat —they are
like bulldogs. I give a lion fifteen
pounds of beef once a day as his allow
ance.
“ I pick up stray facts once m awhile,
and the average ages of animals might
interest you,” said Conklin. “A bear
lives about 20 years, a dog 20, a fox 14,
lions, from 50 to 70 years, cats 15 years,
elephants 700 years, pigs 30, rhinoc
eroses 20; horses 10 years, although one
lived to be over 60; camel* live 100
years, whales I,oob, cows 10, sheep 10,
ravens 100, swans have been known to
live 300 years, and an eagle died a
Vienna at the age of 104 years. If you
want to get at the height of an elephant,
all you have to do is to take a string and
measure twice round its foot, which
rives that animal’s altitude to a nicety.’
“ Have you ever any forebodings that
you will die in a cage r”
“ I never allow myself to think of that.
I just go in and do my trick and take
my chances, but I take care to keep
my eyes upon the animals. There’s
one kind of animal I will not
perform with, find that is a cross-eyed
• one—he’s like the cross-eved woman
i you meet on the street, you can’t ten
I whether she’s flirting with you or the
man on the other side of the street.”
Expensive Red-Tape.
Six years ago a dull-witted clerk in
the <juarterma-ter - ( eneral's cilice
made an error in the percentage in
computing the amount of a claim due
the Central Pacific Railway Company
tor transportation. This left one cent
due the Central Pacific Coroi any. The
same error was repeated in three
separate cases, until the Government
had defrauded the Central Pa ike Com
j any out of the sum of Miree cents
through the clerk’s negligence. W ben
this mistake was discox ered all the
wheels of the government were set to
work to try and correct it. lor six
years clerks have been hard at work on
the correction. The Secretary of \\ ar
has addressed several letters upon the
subject, and the Secretary of the Treas
ury has responded, and finally to-day
the profession of routine came to the
end of the first stage. The requisition
for three cents was approved, and three
warrants for one cent each were or
dered to be issued. Thus far it has cost
the < ovornment over -sl,ObO to reach
this p int. However, this is n t the
end. The warrants must go to tne First
Comptroller, then to the Assistant
Secretary of Treasury for signatures,
They are then to be transmitted to the
Bureau of Adjustment of Railroad Ac
counts. They will then be sent to the
company, which will have to make affi
davit before the nearest Assistant
United States Treasurer that it is the
party to receive the sum. —Chicago
Women's Rights In Africa.
The Bolonda negroes in Africa believe
in the supremacy of woman. It is with
them the law that women shall sit in the
councils of the nation; that a young man
on entering the matrimonial state shall
remove from his own village to that of
his wife, and in forming this relation he
shall bind himself to provide his mother
with wood so long as she shall live.
Here, too, the wife alone can divorce the
husband, and the children in that event
become the property of the mother. The
men cannot enter into the most ordinary
contract without the permission of the
lady superior of the domestic circle. In
the very heart of Central Africa is the
paradise that many women are vainly
striving for in American, and the rights
she clamors for here are already granted
in this far-off country to women, and, by
what we call an “uncivilized people.” A
few delegates from Bolonda might be of
good service to the cause, for they at
least can speak from experience of what,
to us, are yet untried laws,
—The general agent of the Prison
Association of New York states that the
nio>t prolific source of crime amon»
vo :ng men and boys is the poo)
for diinlwt— A. K
ATLANTA, GEORGIA, FEBRUARY 24. 1883.
Leached and Unleached Allies.
The question is often asked, what is
the comparative value of leache 1 with
unleached ashes 3 The answers have
been widely different. While some
have claimed that a bushel of leached
ashes is worth as much as a bushel of
unleached, others do not value them
worth more than one-third as much.
Why this difference? Do not cultivat
ors o’ serve alike, or is there a great
difference in ashes? While, no doubt,
cultivators are careless in their ob
servations, and there is every reason to
believe that there is a difference in the
< utilities of ashe<, there are other,
quite as important reasons, why there
is a great ctifterence of opinion as to
the com arative value of leached ashetf. I
The lirst is beca so there are other
elements of value in the ashes beside; ■
potash, one of them phos; hori • ceil; ;
therefore, if leached a-i es he an d ’
to land already rch in potash ami da- I
ticieut in phosphates, it will tie evn
at once that the results would be more
favorable than if appbed to laud tr L
in phosphates and deficient in potash.
While if the unleached be epf lied to
the first, and leache ! to the last, the re
sult wo Id be very un'avort’ ie to the
leached ashe ; . There : s ano Tn r cause
of th s great di;.creme <>t
which is a ire pient misiimkr f aadififf
in regard to the measurement. While
one party understands a bushel of
leached ashe. to simply mean a bn-’he!
measured after leache another partv
means a bushel measured elor*» it f*
leached; as it le pares three bushels of
unleache I a-hes to make one of
leached, it will be seen at <>n e that
such m sunderstanding must lead to a
great different e of opinion as to the value,
so long as farms differ as to the amount
of different fertilizers the soil contains.
Each farmer, by his own observation
and experiment, must decide what his
own soil is de; cient in, anil in what it
has a surplus. The 1 est way to do this
is to apply different fertilizers an i note
the results; by applying a bushel of
leached ashes by the side of a bushel of
unleached. If he finds that the un
leached does the best it is an indication
that his land is deficient in potash, but
if the leached does the best it is an evi
dence that the potash is not as delicient
as the phosphates. Massachusetts
Plouahman.
Attacked by Muskrats.
An extraor linary battle occurred in
Charlotte, the other night, between a
eitizen, aided by two po.ic ‘men, and a
gang of muskrats. Charlie lox was
going to hs home, and, when feeling
lor the gate in ti e dark, something
jumped at his leg and nabbed his
breeches. Looking down, he saw a
number of -mad eyes sparkling like
diamonds. He could not imagine what
they were, and, kicking them from his
legs, hopped over the fence, hurried to
the house, and came back with alignted
lamp and a stick. Hardly had he
reached the spot before the hungry
animals once more attacked his legs.
He knocked one, and as he did so his
light went out, and he beat a hasty re
treat and hunted ior the police. Tne
officers got a lamp and proceeded to
the scene, and when they reached the
place they had to do battle. One big
fellow', who was evidently president of
the body, as his immense size would
indicate, made a jump at Officer Black
welder, who struck at it with his club,
but mi'Sed h s aim. The same one then
jumped on 0.1 ccr Boyto, wno was more
successful in the use of his club, and
killed it by a blow on the head. The
officers knocked right and left, and
finally the rats, for some cause or an
other, (eased fighting and scampered
off. taking refuge under the culvert
near. A search of the field
failed to show but one dead rat, a re
markable large one that weighed ten
pounds. Mr. Fox saw only three when
he came out with the lamp, but about
ten or fifteen in all attacked the
police. They were e ceedingly vora
cious in their attack on Mr. Fox, as the
torn condition of his pants about the
ankles indicated. Cnarlobtc (A. U.) Ob-
SCTL'cT.
Diarrhea in Bowls. —Recent scieu
tifie researches have proved that this dis
ease is caused by a microscopic organ
ism which is developed in the intestines,
passes into the blood, and multiplies it
self there with extraordinary rapidity.
The parasite is ejected from the bowels,
and may be taken by birds who pick
about among the dung-heap or eat the
grains that have been soiled by contact
with it. If a fowl dies, and there is any
cause to believe that diarrhea has
caused its death, the birds should be
immediately taken out of the poultry
yard and isolated. The poultry-yard
and poultry-house should be well
cleansed, the dung removed, and the
walls, perches, and soil washed with
plenty of water. The water used should
contain five grammes per litre of sul
phuric acid, and a still - broom or brush
should be employed. When ten days
have passed without a death occurring,
the birds need no longer remain isolat
ed, excepting those which show signs
of prostration, depression, or sleepiness.
These simple means will be found suffi
cient to stop the progress of the conta
gion, and to prevent its return. If they
are employed as soon as the disease
makes its appearance, they will reduce
the losses to an insignificant figure.—
TjAccllrnatat ion.
{-—An exchange says that ‘to wear
>atoned clothes is no disgrace,” but it
ooks like sin struck with a club, and
we wouldn't do it if—if we were en
gaged In other business. Saturday
Make four Will.
It in very common to hear men say, i
“I do not care to make a will; the law
will make a enough will for me
but the experience of lawyers and busi- >
ness men shows that in ninety cases out
of a hundred it is better for the owner
of a house or land or personal property
to leave clear directions in a form which
the law will recognize as binding as to
the disposition <4 his estate. At all
events before he decides not to make a
will—to “ di* < as lawyers say
—he should havi dearly before his
mind ’uh'vt wUI foppen in due legal j
airer hi* -Wm, not only as to the
dJrviv.m of hl.-, property, but as to the
i r.tra and d«day which may be
hiGPrrcd by in-* Ivbzte to name some
•-< t ‘ *ct as his execu-
Let ft that a property
>wuar, whom, ”<xT convenience sake, we
will call j. after the legal fashion,
lu*t a end three children, the young
whom, U lie* yet twenty-one years
(dd, and lot iis sappose that he will
leave real eatßnfthat is, houses, land or
ground rent,) 1 and personal - -tate (that
«, steaks, bonds or money. > Che law
will then, in the absence of a will, di
vide his property thus: The widow will
hive one-third of the personal estate
absolutely, and the income of one-third
of the real estate for her life. The re
aaainder of the -property will lie equally
divided am on $ the three children; but
the youngest is a minor, a guardian
must bo appointed for him by Hie
Orphans’ Court of the county. Now
this "Jt a very simple and favorable case
of because most men wish
that their children sh. .11 inherit equally;
but even here there are several questions
which J. D. must ask himself before he
decides not to make a will, for instance.
1. Do I wish that my w ife should have
more than one-third of my estate ?
2. Do I desire her to be the guardian
of my minor child ?
3. If one of my children is a daughter,
do I wish to give her a larger share than
her brothers?
If J. D. answers yes to any of these
questions, he must make a wil'.
Let u» suppose, however, that J. D.
is ratified with the law’s division of his
estate. The next question concerns tbe
settlement of his personal property.
All debts, funeral expenses, ect., must
bo paid fidta this, and the remainder
divided among his wife and children by
a person who, if appointed by the will,
is called an Executor; and, if there is
no will, is appointed by the Coiu t, and
called an Administrator. Au executor
need not enter security ; an administra
tor must. This security is in many
cases obtained with difficulty' and ex
pense. Does J. D. desire his wife or
mend to whom will be committed the
settlement of his estate to be put to this
additional trouble ? The w riter Im
known more than one instance, among
people of narrow means, where wives,
possessing the entire confidence of then
husbands, have been unable to take out
“ letters of administration,” as it is
called, because they could not get the
necessary security.
Tn short, all the evil consequences
pointed out can be averted, if J. D.,
will go to a lawyer and instruct him to
draw a short will. Let us suppose that
he desires his property divided as the
law divides the estates of intestates.
Then the will would run something like
this (unless J. D., is one of those clients
who like flourishes and red tape, and si
forest of legal verbiage) :
“This is my last will and testament.
I devise and bequeath to my wife, A. D. ,
one-third of my real estate for life and
one-third of my personal estate abso
lutely. The residue of my real ana
personal estate shall be equally divid ’d
between my three children, F. D., G.
D. and H. D. I hereby appoint my
wife, A. D., guardian of the person and
•state of my son, H. D., during his
minority. 1 empower my executor,
hereinafter named, at his discretion (o?
upon the request of my wife and chil
dren), to sell my real estate, <>r any pari
thereof, and make good title to the pur
•baser thereof. I appoint my friend,
A. 8., of the city of Philadelphia, exe
cutor of this, my last will and testa
ment.”
He must sign his name at the bottom,
and he should have two or more wit
nesses.
This is a very short and meagre will,
and usually other provisions tfould b<
added, expressing more in detail the
of the testator; yet these fe’w
lines wmihl save money and time, ana
possibly incalculable vexation or trouble
Philtdelphi* FatHe Layer.
Manufacture of Paper.
Paper stock of all kinds is now in use.
In France paper is made from tXe hop
vine; in Scotland from jute. The ma
terial is inexhaustible, but the process of
manufacture is too expensive. Wood,
•traw, esparto grass, and various other
vegetable products have been pressed
into the service. The hop stalk, as
yidkling textile fibre possessing qualities
of length, suppleness and delicacy, is the
best substitute for rags vet discovered.
A Connecticut man being much
bothered by burglars gave his mind to
circumventing them. His patience and
ingenuity were rewarded the other
morning by finding a marauder m the
seventeen foot-deep hole which he dug
under his store in front of his safe; but a
neighbor of his who missed his whisky,
was^not quite so lucky, for be is now in
jail waiting to see whether both of the
voung fellows who drank a dose of
equal parts of croton oil and bQ n<^ r be
had “fixed up” for them will die from
ho effects. One of tljem Aas. Aw
jfywn
Colored! Houses.
The latest product of art-protestantism
in the way of street ornament is the
colored house. A few years ago, apart
from a shop, such a thing was unknown
in London. When it came in landlords
wept for it, newspapers railed at it, and
the public sniffed and jeered. But the
painted house has gone through the
usual course of all reforms —abuse, ridi
cule, imitation. Welbeck street (Rev.
H. R. Haweis) took the initiative in
1873, in a house painted moss-green, re
lieved by red and black in the reveals of
the windows and the balcony—an effort
almost simultaneously supported by
Townsend House (Mr. Alma Tadema),
in the Regent’s Park. The shock was
at first so great to the popular mind that
little groups would collect and stare op
posite, as if expecting a raree-show to
emerge. But in the year following one
or two neighboring houses began to lap
a little green and chocolate on their win
dow sills in timid recognition of the im
provement in the aspect. A second
house in Welbeck street turned red,' with
a sage-green dooc. Sir Charles Lyell,
in Harley street, had ventured on a
bright blue door; but this vivid color,
being unsupported by color elsewhere
on the facade, was not successful as a
contribution to the world of art. Year by
year the parents of the move<nent were
amused to see how abuse was melting
into that sincerest form of flattery—imi
tation. As street after street began to
furnish itself up and don rainbow hues,
the obtusest people suddenly awoke to
perceive that they possessed a pretty
cornice, and they picked it out in two
drabs in lieu of one; then they thought
that pseudo-Greek forms must venture
upon the hues of Greek pottery —black,
red and pale yellow*. This having hap
pily a kind of precedent in the reviving
admiration of classicisms caught the
awakened fancy, and it is now curious to
see how in Mayfair and Belgravia numer
ous houses have thus been copying each
other in every shade of black, red and
yellow—some exceedingly well done,
others unintelligently. Still the worst
of them are an improvement on dirty
white, for nothing in our climate wears
worse than that.
Cavendish Square boasts of colored
houses; Gloucester Place many. Lady
Combermere’s house in Belgrave Square,
and that of Lady Herbert Lea, denote
the conversion of the aristocracy. Wim
pole and Harley streets show some very
pretty combinations of color —one new’ly
painted -with a capital mixture of dull
red, relieved by yellow (nor Pompeiian),
another in lavender with crimson lines,
are real additions to the movement, and
form good *nd harmonious features. —
London Queen.
Growth of the Earth.
The millions of aerolites descending
upon the earth as an everlasting shower
over all its surface prove that the earth
is growing; the gradual rise of its oceans
prove the fact, and the great truth is al S( ?
demonstrated by the bottoms of. all
these oceans, according to their various
depths, constantly getting filled up by
primary formations. In short, the uni
versal law of terrestrial growth is de
monstrated by every shell upon the
shore, which, by its formation, is just
that much permanently added to the
bulk. But sinking into the bowels of
the earth as deep as man can reach
proves the growth of the earth far more
strongly than all the facts and words
which are available on the momentous
question; for no matter how far dowm,
every inch of the descent was once the
surf ace,however low it may now be out
of sight, by the accumulation of creative
increase over it since the time. Thus,
so far as we have been enabled to pene
trate, and the rule holds good over every
part of its surface, we find the strata
however deep we may descend, all lying,
as to time, in the order of their forma
tion. They can not be otherwise, as no
convulsions of nature could reverse the
position of one stratum by superimpos
ing it upon another. If we sink down
through the strata to the depth of, say,
a thousand yards, we pass through the
works of several geological epochs, the
first one that on which the drift of the
deluge rests, the latest formation, the
next—if in the sinking there is no miss
ing link—a step in time earlier, and so
on in succession, until we reach the low
est stratum at the depth mentioned, the
oldest one in the series. There it is just
where it was deposited, then on the sur
face of the earth, perhaps more than
1,000,000 years ago, while all the others
have been in latter times superimposed
in their respective geological epochs, up
to the surface. There is another such
epochal formation going on and getting
thicker under all oceans since the pres
ent continental features of the globe
arose, which will yet be dry land, and
will be the latest formation for the geol
ogists of the remote future.— Colburn, a
Magazine.
—As a rule, it may be stated that
moisture and filth are the prevailing
causes of foot-rot in sheep. All de
cayed and detached horn should be
pared away, without wounding the vital
parts or drawing blood. Application o
tincture of iron may then be made once
daily. The sheep ’should be kept on a
dry floor and supplied with clean, dry
straw bedding. * Until a cure is estab
lished the animals should be kept from
damp er wet pastures or grounds.—
Breeders’ Gazette
—.Lillie Singleton, a school girl of
Cambridge, Mass., slipped and fell upon
the street, and a lead pencil, which was
in her pocket, penetrated her right side
to the depth of about four inches, caus
ing serious injuries. The pencil was
broken, and a surgical operation had to
be performed to extract it.
VOL. 11. NO 32.
HUMOROUS.
—Somebody put a fresh turnover In
among those on the counter of a railway
restaurant and the traveler who got
hold of it was so astonished that he
gasped four times. — Somerville Journal.
—“Dear Mr. Jones,” said a learned
woman, “you remind me of a barome
ter that is filled with nothing in the up
per story.” “Divine Amelia Brown,”
said he, “ you occupy my upper story.”
—N. 0. Picayune.
“Well William, what has become
of Robert?” “What, ’aim’t you ’eard.
sir?” “No! Not defunct, I hope!”
“That’s just exactly what he ’as done,
sir, and walked off with every vhing he
could lay his ’ands on ! ” — Punch.
—We are willing to take a certain
amount of stock in newspaper accounts
of Western cyclones, but when an Ar
kansas paper tells us about a zephyr car
rying a bed-quilt sixty-one miles, and
then went back for the sheet, we ain’t
there. — Boston Globe.
—A very colored man who entered
complaint against another for assault
ing and battering him upon the head,
was told bv the Justice: “I don’t sea
an v marks?’ “Does ye s’pose he hit
me wid a piece of chalk!” was the in
dignant rejoinder. The case proceeded.
“I’m going to a maspterade ball
this evening, and I want an appropri
ate dress,” he said to the costumer.
“What is vour bus ness?” “(), I’m a
milkman.”* “Ah! Then you’d better
put on a pair of pumps and go dis
guised as a waterfall.— N. Y. Commer
cial.
—Miss Malvina Rumley had just
started out with her beau for a walk,
when her little brother Johnnv calls to
her from the fence: “1 say, Malviny,
don’t you bring that feller back here to
tea with you. Mamma says there ain't
more'n enough biscuits to go around
as it is.”— Alexander Sweet.
—When Mrs. Fogg asked her lord
and mas,er for a fur cloak, and he re
plied that, really, my dear, I can not
iur get you, she did not feel so bad be
cause she couldn’t get the cloak, but
was quite broken down by the heart
less manner of a man who could make
a pun on a matter of such transcendent
al importance.— Boston Transcript.
—Mrs. Peter Schinsky is one of those
Austin ladies who take much better care
of their animal pets than they do of
their children. She has got a pet poodle
by the name of Fido. Yesterday Mrs.
Schinsky’s little boy, Bob, asked his
mother: “ Shall I give Fido this piece
of sugar he is begging for?” “ No. my
child, it might spoil his teeth. Eat it
yourself, Bobby.”— Texas Siftings.
The Advantage of Two Eyes.
Tn response to the question, “What is
the use of having two eyes ? ” the
answer has been given, “to have one
left if the other is hurt.” Much as we
may admire the sagacious foresight of
this youthful physiologist, it will not be
sufficient to rest contented with his ulti
matum. He had evidently not tried his
skill to find how unexpected!, 7 he would
miss the inkstand while endeavoring to
dip his pen into it at arm’s length, with
one eye closed. He had not thought of
holding his finger a few inches in front
of his face to find what of the wall it
would hide from each eye in succession,
or how differently it would look when
regarded from those two points of view
separately, how much thicker it would
appear when both eyes are open, how
readily he could examine three sides of
it at once, how much more definitely he
could judge its distance; in a word, how
mucli more comprehensive was the in
formation given by two eyes if used at
the same moment. Assuming that he
knows exactly how to account for inver
sion of the retinal image and the erect
appearance of the object there pictured,
how our visual perceptions are only signs
of what we momentarily feel on the
retina, signs that generally represent
the realities with a fair degree of ac
curacy, but may sometimes represent
almost anything else on demand, how,
if the eyes be healthy, we have no con
sciousness of possessing any retina at
all, but instantly and unconsciously refer
every retinal sensation to some external
body whose existence we are ob’iged to
assume, unless there be special argu
ments to the contrary—granting all this,
our young physiologist has not thought
of inquiring how it is that, although
two retina image* are produced, we
see but a single object, and this despite
the fact that, like photographs of the
same body simultaneously taken from
different stand-points, these two images
are necessarily dissimilar. Science
Monthly.
—An old woman in St Louis save ’
$l,lOO out of the hard earnings of thin •
years, and the other night lost th»-
money in the street. The newspaper
described her pitiable grief, for she wr.s
completely prostrated by the loss, and
when she read one of these accounts she
felt still worse, for sne did not want thv
whole world to know her trouble. But
when a boy came in with the money
and explained that he had found out its
owner from the papers, she thought
better of journalism. — St. Louie Poti
The Elmira Gazette relates a pathetto
story of the three-year-old child ci an
express messenger recently killed while
in the discharge of his duty : When the
remains were brought to his home, the
little child toddled into the room, and
when told it was “papa," said: "No,
’tisn’t papa; papa walks in whan he comes
home." Then taking hold of the
arm of the dead father, the little one
said; “Turn. papa, det up and ivalfcl