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was in the lock, which I noiselessly remov
ed, anil looking through the key-hole, I dis
covered five men whom T recognised to be
doctors and students, who were about to
_ make an examination of the body, which
they had already removed from its coffin,
and divested of its shroud. My course was
soon determined. Giving a sudden kick
against the door, I exclaimed in a feigned
tone of voice—
“ Touch it not!”
In an instant the light was extinguished.
“ Oh, Lord ! let me out!” exclaimed one.
“ Hush-h-h,” was breathed in a low whis
per, and aH was still.
I was not a little vexed at the interrup
tion to my plans, which their presence had
occasioned, and I resolved to screen myself
from detection, if possible, by frightening
them from the premises; in order to do
which, it became necessary fur me to as
sume a character very much at variance with
the nature of the business which had brought
me to the spot.
“ Oh, I’ve got you !” I exclaimed, “ and
you are dead men, every mother’s son of
you.”
“ Let me out, let me out! groaned a ter
rified student, “ I had nothing to do with it,
sir.”
“ I don’t care,” I replied, “ I was sent
here to watch this vault, and I’m to get a
hundred dollars for shooting any one who 1
catch trying to steal that corpse —and I’ll do
it.”
A brief pause eusued, during which 1
could overhear a suppressed whispering
among the doctors. Then a firm voice ut
tered in a louder tone —
“Gentlemen, we must defend ourselves
against this ruffian—look to your arms!”
“ Oh ho !” I exclaimed, in a swaggering
tone, “is that your game 1 Come on, then,
you grave-robbin’ hyenas! Draw your
thumb-lancets and rattle your pill-boxes;
but you can't skeer this child. You’ll find
me a six-gun battery, and ready for action.”
A deep groan from within told the effect
of this blustering speech. After another
short pause, during vvliicli I could hear
voices in low consultation, a voice from the
tomb addt eased me in a rather more pacific
strain:
“ You certainly will not be so rash as to
commit violence .upon unarmed men, when
you must be aware that our only motive is
the advancement of the medical science, and
through it the good of the human species.
We desired only to make an autoptical ex
amination, and not to remove the body
of ”
“I don’t care ad—n for your medical
science, nor your autopticals, nother,” I re
plied, affecting a stupid obstinacy, “if you
want to larn any thing as you don’t know,
go and cut up dogs and cats, but don’t go
about robbing people’s graves, and cutting
up human creatures. But you’ve done your
last job in that way now, for I’ll shoot every
devil of you, and get a hundred dollars a
head for it too.
“ I’ll give you ten times that amount to
let me off,” said the student.
“ Will no consideration induce you to
permit us to depart 1 We have not marred
the corpse, and if you will say no more about
it, you shall be well paid.”
I was aware that 1 had them completely
in my power —for I knew that if they fear
ed my threats they dreaded exposure worse;
and though 1 did not like the mercinary
character I would be compelled to assume,
yet it was necessary that l should make some
such arrangement of the matter in order to
screen myself. After some hesitation, I
conceded to their own terms: which were,
that they would put me in possession of ev
ery thing they had of value about them, and
even more if I required it, if 1 would per
mit them to depart unmolested, and keep
their secret from the public.
Accordingly, I allowed them to pass out,
one ata time,each depositing in my bat as lie
passed, his wntcli, and such money as he had
aboutlys person; which, to my surptise, 1
afterwards found to be no inconsiderable
amount. I soon found myself once more
alone in the grave-yard. To my great gra
tification, I discovered that my designs had
been rather assisted than embarrassed by
the interruption to my original plan. I now
had no occasion to mutilate the door with
my crow-bar, as I was in possession of a
key that would enable me to£ave the pre
mises in such a manner as not to excite sus
picion ot the vault having been opened ;
and the coffin had been unscrewed and
the corpse divested of its shroud and wind
ing sheet, ready to receive the clothes 1 had
brought for it.
I entered the vault, taking care to secure
the key, and lighting my lantern, commenc
ed to perform the offices of the toilette for
the corpse which had just been so uncere
moniously stripped of its ghostly attire by
the doctors. Having dressed the body in a
full suit of my own clothes, and placed the
coffin iu its proper position, 1 sallied forth
with my substitute in my ai ms. On reach
ing Ninth street, which 1 did with some dif
ficulty, owing to the high wall over which
I had to clamber. 1 paused to see that the
coast was clear and to arrange my plan of
proceeding.
It was past one o’clock, and the street
was as silent as the gloomy enclosure 1 had
just left. Not a watchman was to be seen.
Takingtlie corpse upon my back underneath
my cloak, I directed my steps towards the
Delaware. I had proceeded as far as the
corner of Ninth and Lombard streets, and
had turned down the latter towards the river,
when, just as I was passing the gloomy en
closure of the Pennsylvania Hospital, where
there was no alley or court into which I
might dodge, I heard the heavy boots of a
watchman advancing to meet me. VV'hat
was to bo done ? 1 could not pass without
exciting his suspicion, nor could I outrun
him with my burthen ; and to relinquish it
there was only to insure detectiou. The
watchman was fast approaching, and nearly
in sight, when I hit upon the only expedi
ent that appeared at all practicable. 1 sat
the corpse upon its feet, hastily threw my
cloak about its shoulders, and pulled my fur
cap upon its head. It was cold and stiff, and
stood erect with a little assistance. As the
honest old.guardian of the night approach
ed, i commenced an altercation, supplying
my companion’s part of the dialogue in a
feigned voice. After a little muttering, I
broke out in a louder tone, as I supported
the corpse with one hand against the fire
plug bj which we were standing. “You’re
a liar—you’re another—l’ll break your
mouth—you’d better try it, you puppy—
call me a puppy ? (here the foot-falls of the
watchman became more rapid)—take that,
you infernal scoundrel.” Then I affected
several groans and grunts, and made as much
noise as possible with my feet upon the pave
ment.
“ Stop dat! stop dat viten !” exclaimed
the old watchman, hastily approaching.
When he had almost reached tire spot, I
relinquished my hold, and ran round the
corner, leaving the corpse to confront the
watchman. The stiffened body still stood
nearly erect against tire fire-plug, muffled in
my cloak and cap, when the old Dutchman
grasped it by the collar, exclaiming—
“ Ah ! you tarn rascal—you shall go mit
me. Come, come, no pulling back, or I’ll
break your heat.” -
At that moment, the corpse, jostled from
its equilibrium by the watchman’s ruileness,
swung round to the opposite side of the
plug against which it was leaning. As it
fell,and the infuriated Dutchman thought was
endeavoring to break away from his hold,
he hit jt a severe rap over the head with his
mace, which dislodged the cap, and revealed,
by the pnle light of the expiring street-lamp,
its ghostly features.
“Oh, mine Got! mine Got! vat ish I
done!” exclaimed the horror stricken Dutch
man, as he broke away up the street, impel
led by the awful conviction that lie had ei
rhercaptured an evil spirit or killed a human
being.
I could not refrain a hearty laugh, for the
first tirno in a month, as the fast receding
sounds of the Dutchman’s well nailed boots
died away in lire distance.
1 again shouldered the body and succeed
ed in reaching one of the lower wood
wharves without further interruption. Be
fore committing the body to its new resting
place, I sat down to recover my almost ex
hausted breath, and to meditate upon the ad
renturoo of ilio night. As I recurred to
tire past, and the excitement of the moment
gradually subsided, my mind again relapsed
into 4s wonted gloom, and 1 would have
tossed up “ beads and tails” with the corpse,
to decide which should make the plunge.
But my thirst for adventure, and a growing
desire to see how my scheme would work,
impelled me on to the completion of my ori
ginal design ; and after depositing my cloak
and cap upon the wharf, I plunged the body
into the almost congealing water, and then
directed my steps to a remote and retired
part of the city, where I might, unobserved
by my friends and acquaintances, await the
issue.
( To be continued.)
MQ,®(DIELILAMY-
Matrimonial Maxims. —She who pro
nounces “ obey” most audibly before the
parson, will be most audible in making you
obey afterwards.
If you find your borne uncomfortable, do
not try to make it better ; that is not your
promise ; go out every night fur a week ;
be sine to be in good humor when you come
home, and before the week is over it will be
either better or worse.
If you are in business and cannot get
your breakfast early enough, walk out with
out saying a word ; breakfast as heartily as
you can at a public bouse, and let the bills
be sent home to your wife.
If you would live comfortably, always
whistle or laugh while your wife is scold
in g\
If your wife gets into a passion, take
yourself off without trying to pacify her ;
a man, who exposes himself to a storm, gets
pelted, while the storm is never shorter, or
the less severe.— Boston Transcript.
Fine Tones for the Girls. —The following
is an extract from an act of the Scottish
Parliament, passed in the reign of Queen
Margaret, about the year 1288.
“ It is a statut and ordainit that during the
reine of hir maist blissit Magestie, ilk maid
en ladye of baith highe and lowe estate shall
hac liberty to bespeak ye man she likes ; al
beit gif be refuses to take hir to be his wif,
he shall be niulcit in ye sume of nne hun
dredth pundis or less, as bis estait moi Ije,
except and gif be can make it appeare that
he is betrothit to ane ither woman, that then
he shall be free.”
Georgia Flour. —The people of this State
have been so longdependent upon the North,
not only for their gloves, shoes and breech
es, but for the “ staff of life” itself, that the
present generation have almost become to
think it impossible to live without her—
hence, the reason why Northern merchants
and manufacturers acquire such princely for
tunes, and why their agents 1n these parts,
are able to live in the extravagant style they
do, making two or three Northern trips a
year (sometimes with their families) visiting
Niagara, and Saratoga, and all the other
fashionable and money-absorbing places in
that hemisphere; these degenerated sons
and daughters of the hardy 76ers, turn up
their noses at Georgia corn bread—or bis
cuit made of Georgia flour. Nothing but
Canal flour, with the expense of 1,500 miles
of freight attached to it, can satisfy their
delicate appetites. Thus, thousands and
hundreds of thousands of dollars arc drained
away from us to pamper the Northern mer
chants, millers arid farmers, while our own
agricultural interests are languishing in ne
glect. It is time there was a change in this
thing. Within a few years an immense sum
has been invested in the erection of Flour
mills in the State of Geoi gia. As there can
be no wheat in the world superior to our
own, with good mills and careful manufac
turers, what is to prevent Georgia flour
from being equal to .the best Genesee?—
Nothing at all! IF? pronounce it better—
and we challenge any patriotic Georgian to
contradict us. We had long ago become a
telotaller in respect to Norther —hav
ing pledged ourself to “touch not, taste not,
handle not” the unwholesome tiling—and
we intend to persevere—especially so long
as we can get Georgia flour, of a richer fla
vor, of equal fineness, at a less price.
While we are now writing, we have be-
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fore us a beautiful specimen from the mill
of I. P. Henderson, Esq. of Newton County,
equal in sweetness, fineness, and richness to
any flour in the world. If our merchants
will persist in bringing flour here from the
North, wheuGeorgia flour is so plenty, good
and cheap, as at present —taxing us, not on
ly with the freight, but an exhorbitant ex
change—we shan’t care much if it sours on
their hands,or leaves their “cake all dough.”
—Macon Telegraph.
When a man of sense—no matter how
humble his origin, or degraded his occupa
tion may appear in the eyes of the vain and
foppish—is treated with contempt, lie will
not soon forget it; but will put forth all the
energies of his mind to rise above those who
thus look down in scorn upon him. By
shunning the nrecl a.lie we exert an influ
ence derogatory to honest labor, and make
it unfashionable for young men to learn
trades or labor for a support. Did our
young women realize that fur all their pa
rents possess, they are indebted to the me
chanic, it would be their desire to elevate
him and encourage his visits to their society,
while they would treat with scorn the lazy,
the fashionable, the sponger, and the well
dressed pauper. On looking back a very
few years, our most fastidious ladies can
trace their genealogy from some humble
mechanics, who perhaps in their day were
sneered at by the proud and foolish, while
tlielr grandmothers gladly received them to
their bosoms. — John Neal.
For the “ Southern Miscellany.”
A NIGHT IN THE CARS.
BY THE AUTHOR OF “GEORGIA SCENES, IN
CIDENTS,” ETC.
At fifty minutes after five o’clock, P. M.,
I took my seat in the cars at Augusta, for
Madison. In less than ten minutes some
thirty or forty persons, including both sexes,
did the like. Among the rest was a portly,
well dressed gentleman, his wife, and his
daughter. All I knew of the first was. that
he was a Major, and this I learned from
hearing a gentleman bid him farewell, by
that title. It was easy to discover that the
elderly lady was his wife, from his deport
ment to her; and still more easy to discover
that the younger was their daughter, by the
same course of reasoning. They called her
Catharine; and the mother looked as if she
thought Catharine pretty —and I thought so
too. She might well have passed for a
Greensboro’ lassie of-1817. Certainly the
daughter did not get her beauty by inheri
tance ; for the parents were both far from
being handsome. The Major was a prodigi
ously large man, though be was not encum
bered with flesh ; and, large as he was, his
features were disproportionately large to his
frame. His nose, which terminated in a
“ pretty pcert” (as we say in Georgia) Irish
potato, would not, I am sure, have weighed
less than a quarter of a pound. His lips
were thick and protruding, and so was his
chin. Making my own height a gague, I
should say that he would have stood six feet
two in his stockings.
A few remarks that he made to his wife
and daughter, soon after entering the car,
convinced me that he was an intelligent,
amiable and dignified man ; for though there
was nothing in them but what might be beard
from any husband and father, under like cir
cumstances, yet the tone, cadence, emphasis
and countenance with which they were de
livered, all bespoke the accomplished gen
tleman. I judge of character, moral and in
tellectual, from the first sentence that I hear
a stranger utter —and I am not often deceiv
ed. I took up the idea that the Major had
been, was, or would be a Kentucky Gover
nor.
As we had to travel all night, I knew that
the Major would be compelled, before morn
ing, to lay all his dignity at the feet of Som
nus ; and I was curious to witness the sur
render. Chance favored my desire, and
threw the Major and myself face to face,
and in adjoining seats. Mrs. Major was in
all respects, a match for her husband, (judg
ing as before,) except in stature. She was
plump, genteel, dignified and ugly. Catharine
seated herself with her back to me, or rather
to my seat, for she occupying the forward of
hers, and I the rearward end of mine, she
was not immediately before me. The part
of my seat, directly behind her, was soon
taken by a very handsome young man—a
stranger to me, but a Georgian I judged
from his beauty. I saw Catharine look at
him, and he at Catharine, as he entered the
car—and I thought the glance he cast at her
determined him to take a seat at my side.
This brought him directly behind Catharine.
“ How far is it from Augusta to Madison,
sir ?” said she to me, soon after we got un
der way.
“ About a hundred miles, I believe,”* said
I.
“ A hundred and five miles,” said the
young gentleman at my right.
“ How far did you say, sir ]” said Catha
rine, in the sweetest voice in the world, as
she faced the young stranger.
He repeated what he had said. She paus
ed a moment, as if counting up the miles
about which she knew nothing, gave her lips
two pretty little tucks, ami a half smile, and
then resumed her former position.
She didn’t ask me the question in the same
tone or with the same look that she assum
ed when she put it to him.
At precisely twenty-three minutes after
eight, (for I looked at the watch,) Catharine
bounced to the other extreme of her seat,
(right before me,) took ofTlier bonnet, turn
ed half round, rested her head on the side
of the car, threw a lawn handkerchief over
her face, and dropt to sleep right away.
Her mother apologized for her, to her fa
er, on the ground of her excessive fatigue
and loss of sleep during her long travel.—
The Major didn’t seem to hear it; but I did,
and so did my right-hand man.
In a little time the handkerchief fell off
her face—of course—and there slept Cath
arine in full view of the young stranger.
“ Now, Kate,” thought I, “ that is down
right wickedness, to go and spread out all
your beauties right before tliis young gen
tleman. You pretty vixen you, if he’d im
press a kiss on that coral lip ofi yours he’d
serve you right enough. I’m tempted to do
it myself, old as I am. You are not asleep,
I know you an’t, for I saw you peep then—
there, you’re peeping again—l wish he’d
sleep back at you, you little heart-breaker—
he’s a match for you in all respects. What
do you wish to get him in love with you for 1
Will you ever see him again ? Then what
do you want to take his heart with you to
Kentuck for ?” But all this is an undesign
ed episode. The Major is my man. 1 de
termined to see him drop to sleep, if I never
saw another man sleep.
Eight, nine, ten, and eleven rolled away
before the Major surrendered the ten-thou
sandth part of a scruple of his dignity to the
drowsy god. At length, at about three-quar
ters past eleven, the Major’s upper lids be
came slightly pendant, and he rolled bis eyes
slowly to the right and left as if looking for
something that he didn’t care anything about.
Then the corners of his mouth fell, and his
tout ensemble was precisely that of one who
has just taken an emetic. At this point the
Major was extremely hard-favored. He now
bowed bis head upon his gold-headed walk
ing-stick, played a short tattoo on it, with his
head, to the motion of the cars, and rose as
bright as if he slept all night; looked sharp
ly about, drew his hand briskly over his £ice,
and gaped like the opening of a carpet-bag.
But old Somnus soon at him again—and
brought his chin upon his breast. Here his
head rocked from side to side in great ma
jesty, until Mrs. Major fetched him a lurch
in the side in one of her own oscillations.—
Up he rose again as before, and, for a mo
ment, seemed as bright as a May morning.
Mrs. Major now moved over to the opposite
seat, and took a sort of spoon-fashion posi
tion with Kate, who was, by this time, fast
asleep, sure enough. She was hardly seat
ed. before she was clean cone, and very lim
ber and gelatinous in her motions. The
Major soon began to give way again, and
having placed his head in a coiner and ex
tended his legs a little, he began to drink
sleep with interest—but still with an eye to
his dignity. Like one inhaling the nitrous
oxid, the more he sucked the better it got,
and the less regard he paid to externals.—
Now, his body began to settle down, and the
rest of his person to slip diagonally. This
soon brought him to no other support than
the os ceecygis, which, of course, soon rebel
led against this abuse of its office, and he
nestled sideways into his seat, slipping a3lie
nestled, and obviously taking in sleep with
greediness. In performing this evolution,
in which the main body was extended as far
as it could be, the nether extremities were
drawn suddenly forward, brushing Mrs. Ma
jor’s extremities rudely as they passed, and
settling firmly against Miss Catharine’s, even
to the crowding them ungracefully against
her mother. The Major was now a figure
four, and an ugly one at that—no, it was
rather a horizontal capital N, or more accu
rately still, something of a cross of an N up
on an Z, thus :
“ There,” thought I, “ my young friend,
if that spectacle doesn’t cool your love, noth
ing will; for if there’s an uglier man in the
universal world than Major Kentuck, just at
this time, or an uglier woman than his wife,
or if there ever was another family on earth
so forbiddingly mixed up this, then I have
yet to see them.” The Major jrowned fright
fully—Mrs. Major looked as if her olfacto
ries were insulted by the sweet perfumes
that exhaled from Kate, and even Catharine
looked as if she was dreaming of the inqui
sition—and I didn’t wonder at it, pressed as
shfi was on all sides. But the young gen
tierrfWh, I do not think looked at any but
Kate, and never much below her cliin : it
was reserved for me to be peeping over, and
under, and round about, to see bow matters
went on below the backs of the seats. It is
due to myself, however, just here to remark,
that I am rarely guilty of such rudeness, and
that I was prompted to it, at this time, only
by curiosity, to witness a contrast between
Nature and Majesty in their mightiest ef
forts. If a man, knowing that he has a whole
night of travel before him, begins early in
the evening to make preparation to catch
what sleep he can, under circumstances so
unfavorable, why I no more think of bestow
ing particular observation upon him, than I
do of following a stranger to bed ; but when
I see a man, whom I either know or think,
sets himself up as the champion of dignity,
against nature, why then I feel myself at
perfect liberty to witness tlie fight. What
Nobleman in old England—the land of assu
maey, as old B W used to say—
would refuse to attend a prize-fight, and
carefully record all its turns, and overturns ?
But let us return to the Major. We left
him “on the little figure,” but here he could
not long remain. His neck and trochanter-
Major raised a simultaneous rev.olt against
it; he therefore rolled over lazily upon his
back, lifted high his left leg—felt for a mo
ment with it near the ceiling of the car, for
something to put it on,and finding nothing,
brought it down slowly upon the arm-railing,
right at the middle joint, which, of course,
let it fall pendant in the pass-way—while the
other leg remained down among the family
—1 didn’t see exactly where. In perform
ing this evolution the Major’s vest came un
buttoned—perhaps it was so before, but un
observed by me; but no matter, it was so
now, and it threw a most agreeable neglige
over the whole man. Now, I wanted the
skill and chisel of a Phideas. The rioht lea:
soon got intimation that the left was comfort
able, and moved up and joined it. At this
moment tlie cars stopt for wood and water,
and I found out that the Major was snoring
upon the pitch of a bassoon, and with almost
as great a variety of tone. He was respond
ed to “ elegantly” by a fat man in the op
posite seat. w
“ I)em men snore ver’ much !” said a lit
tle man at my back, who seemed to be the
only one awake in the cars, except myself—
for even my right-hand man had now fallen
asleep.
“ Yes, sir T ANARUS” said I softly, disposed to en
courage bis remarks without wakins: the
sleepers. “ Have you got no sleep to-night ?”
“ Yes,” rejoined he ; “ I sleep some, till
de cars stop —Humph! I have not hear such
ver’ loud snore as dat in my life. I have
not pleasure to hear somebody snore in dat
way —’t is ver’ disagreeable.”
Just here the fat man fetched a tremen
dious abrupt snort and ceased, for a moment,
both to snore and to breathe.
“ Tank God, one dead !” said my new
acquaintance; “and t’oder mosegone,” con
tinued he, looking at the Major, who now
breathed as if at the point of suffocation.
“ Don’t wake them, my friend,” said I;
“ let them get what sleep they can.”
“ If one shall not wake t’oder, and he shall
not wake himself, when he snore so loud, I
tink I must make one noise ver’ grand, to
wake dem—Humph, de lady is begin !”
Here Mrs. Major began to cheep audibly.
A titter from several whom I supposed a
sleep, (and perhaps were, when we stopt,)
was drowned in the noise of the starting en
gine.
Soon after 1 dropt to sleep myself;
and so remained with but a dreamy idea of
what passed afterwards until we reached
Madison. When I awoke, the Major was just
going to look after his baggage : Mrs. Major
was looking at nothing : Kate was adjusting
her hair, and looking at my right-hand man
—he was looking at her—and so I left them,
to go and look after my own baggage—
which, by-the-vvay, I did not find ; for, while
I was watching the Major, or asleep, my
baggage, by mistake, had been put out at
one of the stopping places. But I soon re
covered it—for, in no land is there more
honesty than in Georgia; on no Rail-Road
is there kinder or more trust-worthy agents
than on the Georgia Road !
© os a © o m ail„
For the “Southern Miscellany.”
LINES TO A PRESSED VIOLET,
FROM THE GRAVE OF AN EARLY FRIEND.
BY D. A. CHITTENDEN.
Beautiful flowret! thy home hatfi been,
Not where the blooms of the garden spring
To life, ’ncath the eye of Beauty—green,
And fresh as her own imaginings :
No ! thine was a home more hallowed and blest;
Where the loved ones of earth have their dreamless rest!
For thy form was seen and thy fragrance shed
Above the grave of the early dead !
Beautiful flowret! I love to dwell
Upon thy pressed and faded leaf;
For sweet, tlio’ sad, is the tale you tell
Os one, whose life was as fair and brief—
Like lliine, her home was a quiet place—
Like thine, her beauty had much grace —
Like thee, she was plucked in life's vernal hour ;
And her memory is kept as 1 keep thee, flower.
Clinton, Connecticut.
For the “ Southern Miscellany.”
Mr. Editor —l have seen an article in
your paper, beaded “ The perfection of
Mind,” in which the writer makes an elab
orate effort to establish tlie doctrine that the
mind of man may and will be perfected here
on earth, and contends that when this per
fection takes place, man will no longer be
tire victim of disease, nor under the destroy
ing influence of the King of Terrors. He
says, “ the brevity of man’s existence is the
result of ignorance ;” yet lie acknowledges
the longevity of the antediluvians, and as
cribes it “ almost entirely to a more rigid
adherence to the organic laws of the sys
tem”—thus endeavoring to show that they
had made more proficiency in knowledge
than the present generation ; and heuce,
their minds had approximated nearer per
fection. Now, if this were the sole cause
of their long life, surely the inhabitants of
the old world must have been, not only a
temperate, but must also have been an ex
ceedingly wise people ; and, according to
the briefness of the earthly existence of the
present generation, the postdiluvians must
since, up to the present time, have vastly
deteriorated in relation to morals, wisdom
and acquirements. “ Harrington” himself
admits, however, the present generation to
bo wiser than those that have preceded it,
when he says, “ that each succeeding age,
enriched by the researches of its predeces
sors, commences atiew tire investigation of
the universe and traverses the fairy fields of
science.” How, then, can “ the brevity of
our existence,” with tire least degree of jus.
tice, be attributed to ignorance, or the lon
gevity of the old world to their superior wis
dom ?
But he takes another position in support
of his favorite theory. He says that “ death
is eithei the result of ignorance or of a wan
ton violation of the organic laws which ex
perience has discovered;” and he introduces
Combe’s opinion, “ that if men regulated
their lives rigidly by the organic laws, their
final destination would be caused by the
slow and gradual wasting away.of the hu
man frame.”
Now, Dr. Combe only contends that pre
mature death is the result jof a violation of
these organic laws, and his reasons in sup
port of this position are logical and conclu
sive. But he has never been so chimerical
as to advocate or even to suppose that wheft
there was no violation of these laws that
death would never occur. The natural in
ference, therefore, deduced from “Harring
ton’s” premises is, that mankind would live
forever were they to observe strictly and
never violate the organic laws of the human
system ; but in advocating this “ fantastic
fantasy ,” he should bear in mind that the
fiat of the Almighty has gone forth—“ dust
thou art and unto dust slialt thou return”—
and this edict has never yet been abrogated;
and we have no authority, nor the least sha
dow of reason, for believing or even suppos
ing that it ever will be, until subsequent to
the second coming of Christ. He seems to
suppose, however, that this law will be ab
rogated “ when the millenial sun shall burst
in dazzling splendor upon the world”—at
which time every human being then on earth
will be fully and completely absolved from
its requirements.
We have the authority of Holy Writ that
subsequent to the millenium,Satan shall “be
loosed a little season,” and during this brief
period he will reign in the hearts of the un
converted ; and now, in relation to death,
must there be another law promulgated to
the world ? or must the earth again tremble
to this edict, now in full force, which we
contend will continue till the end of time 1
We now come to the Utopian doctrine of
“Perfectionism,” or as “Harrington” terms
it, the “ Elixir of Life.” He says, during
the millenium “ Christ will reign in every
heart,” and, therefore, “at that time all men
will be sinless Christians.” Christ reigns in
the hearts of his real followers even now;
yet Christians at tlie present day are not
“ sinless,” for “ no man liveth and sinneth
not.” “If we say we have no sin, we de
ceive ourselves and the truth is not in us.”
If Christians are indeed per fectly “sinless”
or if they are to become so whilst they so
journ here below, they will be too pure to
inhabit this contaminated earth. Christ has
ever reigned in tire hearts of his true follow
ers, or they could not have worshipped him
acceptably ; and he has promised to contin
ue this reign. It is not, then, conclusive tes
timony, that because, forsooth, Christ reigns
in the hearts of Christians, that they are
therefore immaculate as the angels in heav
en. Christianity will be the religion of sin
ners during the millenial period as now, and
there will probably be defects and sins in
believers, and doubtless some unconverted
persons, a short period of their lives at least,
for men will be made Christians by regener
ation, and not bom holy. Consequently they
will be liable to natural evils, and even death
itself; and although the prevalence of Chris
tianity may doubtless lessen the quantity of
natural evil, yet man will continue to fall
before the destroying hand of death till “time
shall be no longer.” EDGAR.
Greene County, Georgia.
For the “Southern Miscellany.”
THE FALLING LEAF.
It is a sad emblem of all earth’s loveliness:
sporting its bright green for a Brief hour, and
then exchanging its beauty for a fitter robe
in which to die. Did tire falling leaf pre
serve its green, we would think violence had
been done to tear it from its parent tree;
but when we see it gradually fade before it
loses its bold, we are reconciled to the
change—for why should it be left a sear and
blighted thing to cling to the live bramjjr ?
But some remain long after the time has
passed when they should have fallen : so,
there are hearts that have lost all their fresh
ness—that weep but tears of grief—but still
bold their place among their ‘friends, and
when, at last, they leave them, the sorrow
they create is softened by the reflection, that
they were unhappyhere, and have left them
but to seek a better abode.
For the “ Southern Misctllany.”
THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION AND
REPUBLICAN LIBERTY.
Mr. Editor —Seeing that you occupy neu
tral ground with regard to party politics, I
beg leave to be understood as lauding your
preference.
I cannot refrain, sir, from noticing some
strong points of similarity between the his
tory of the Christian Religion and of Repub
lican Biberty; nor can I believe these points
of resemblance, between the fate of truth in
Religion and of truth in Politics,man’s chief
terrestial, and tire summary of man’s celes
tial good, to be entirely capricious and fan
ciful. Both are sustained by principle, and
would be annihilated by precedent or au
thority; both flourish best in the same soil,
and sympathize deeply in each others suc
cess ; both have always inculcated the same
contempt for human authority—the same
regard for the poorer and humbler classes—
tire same disregard for accidental distinc
tions—tire same paramount authority of
principle ; both have for their basis the law
of benevolence ; both have borne the
proach of being disorganizing and auarchi
cal.
Republicanism is the uncompromising en
emy of a political aristocracy in all its forms,
whether of property or of birth ; it will not
allow that an inanimate possession, or a mere
casually, should prescribe to beings of a ra
tional and moral nature. It shows the same
stern hostility to a hierarchy that Christian--
ity itself, when an unprejudiced ear is lent
to its precepts, is most clearly understood to
announce. A union of Church and State,