The Southern tribune. (Macon, Ga.) 1850-1851, February 08, 1851, Image 1
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IT. OTJSLEY & SOIT,
IT.I RE ft O USE 4- COMM ISS/OJYM EEC HANTS
4 47 ILL continue Business at their “ Fire*
m Proof K itildiugs,” on Cotton
siren ne, Macos, Ga.
Thankful for past Inyors,they beg leai-etosay
they will be constantly at their post, and that no
■ • lfurts shall be spared to advance the interest of
their patrons.
They respectfully ask all who have COTTOA
or other PRODUCE to Store, to call and exam
ine the safety of their Buildings, before placing
it elsewhere
□’Customary Advances on Cotton in Store
or Shipped, and alI Business transacted at the
usual rates.
jtine ‘i S7—ly
CO.VNEK A TAYLOK,
Warehouse anti Commission Merchants,
AT THE OLD STAND OF CONNER & MARTIN,
MACON, G A.
IN presenting our Card to the public, we wil 1
stale, that our best exertions will he given
to promote ihe interests of our Patrons; and from
past experience, we hope to be. able to do full
justice to all business which may he confided to
our charge ; and also hope for a continuance of
favors from the old patrons of Conner St Martin.
Orders for Goods filled free of charge.
Advances made on Cotton in Store, and ship
tied at the usual rates. Z. T. CONNER,
* \V W. TAYLOR,
aug 31 34—G"
WILLIAM HUMPHREYS’
E gush and American DRUG WAREHOUSE ,
SAVANNAH, GA.
r HOLES ALE and Retail Dealer in Eng
\ V lisii, French, American and German
DRUGS, MEDICINES, CHEMICALS,
PER E U M E R Y , U e .
Particular attention paid to replenishing Eng.
lish and American Ships’Medicine Chests, ac
cording to the Laws of England.
Agent for Messrs. Louden tk Cos , Philadelphia;
I)r lacob Townsends New York ; Messrs.
Havilatul, Itisley & C@‘. v Augusta ; Daniel
Tibbitt, Providence.
aug 24 33—ly
DAY ID KEII),
Justice oj the Pence, and .Votary Public.
M A»CON, G A .
C~l OM MIScHONER OF DEEDS, See., for the
J. States of Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi,
Pkx-as, Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia, North
(Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Missouri
Sew York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, l'cnn
y.lvania, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Arkansas, New
Jersey, Maine, &c.
Depositions taken, Accounts probated, Deeds
and Mortgages drawn and all documents and
itisirurncnts of writing prcpsieil and uutheiitica-
Sed for use and record, if any of life above States
Resident- aVV alnut Street, hear the African
Shurelt.
.LpPublic Office adjoiniug.Dr.!VT«S 'PfVomson >
Satanic Sture,.opposite-the Sfoyvt'Mouue.
june yyu 25—Fj»
~WOOD Sc LOW,
ge.yer.il commission merchants,
NEW ORLEANS, LA.
■way 25 20—ly
POOLE A BROTHEU,
Forwarding»and Commission Merchants,
NO. 96-' MAGAZIKR street,
NEW ORLEANS?, LA".
E. R. Pools,. J. M. P6»le.
eng 31 34—ly
SASHES, DOORS AND BLINDS.
If! A All LIGHTS of SASH, ofall sizes
-I*"?**'"'" from 8 by* 10 to 12 by 20.
150 pair BLINDS, for WindowsNT all sizes.
oO do PANEL DOORS, diffeeena size* and
thicknesses. For sale by
CHARLES VAN HORN,
No. 153 Bay Street-, aiKkNo,6W«*«tt»rond St.,.
Savannah, Ga
j»iy 6 2G—ly
JOB PRINTING,
OF every description,neatly and promptly
executed all hr Offic •of illy HO IIT IIF. If N
PRIBUNE, as neat anil chfop aj at,any other
I#«e t'n the Stats.
TIE SOUTHERN TRIBUNE.
NMW SERIES —VOLUME 111.
w. s. Williford,
AUCTION AND COMMISSION MERCHANT,
M ACON, G A
A LL Kinds of Merchandise and Produce,
- 1 *- (except ~uors,) received on consignment
or Purchased i der.
jan 4 j , y
—— L_ i
GODFREY & SOLOMONS,
FACTORS AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS
SAVANNAH, GA.
r PHF. undersigned have entered into a co-
A partnership under the name of GODFREY’
&■ SOLOMONS, far the transaction of a
General Commission and factorage Business,
and tender their services to their friends and
Planters generally
[□’They wi‘l also make liberal ad vanccs on
Produce consigned to them for sale.
J. E GODFREY,
E W.SOLOMONS,
oet 2 t f
DISSOLUTION.
THE copartnership heretofore existing be
-- tyvcen the midersigi ■ d,isdissolv.< by o .
dial (Htnsent—-to take efie< Utffi.v
lumber next. 'l' < ( ; > NJ’.R
A. YV . MART IN.
Macon, August 24, loot)
J'H E WAREHOUSE »n«> COM\lf> HON
A Bl T t)INEr*S o lllb. eoiilmui'd in tht n t
and style of CONN Eit TAIL OR ,
andlie old stand—where they will be ready to
exert themselves to serve all patrons and friends.
Z T. CONNER,
YV. VV. TAYLOR.
Macon, Aug. 24, IPSO. 33—6rn
RE MO V A L.
PAY NE St NISBET would most res|iectfully
inform their friends and customers, that
have moved their stock of DRUGS and
MEDICINES to the corner of the new Brick
Building opposite the Washington Hall, where
they will he happy to see ull their old customers
and others that may favor them with avail ; and
where they will keep a general stock of fresh
DRUGS and MEDICINES, LEECHES,
PER FI MERY, &c., and pul np Prescriptions
with care and neatness, and always give
satisfaction.
oct 12 4Q
HALL & BRANTLEY,
HAVE just received a well selected assort
ment of DR Y GOODS and GROCERIES,
which embraces almost every article in tlieii
line ofliusiness. These Goods make their stock
extensive, which has been selected recently by
one of the firm, and they are determined to sell
their Goods upon reasonable terms, and at tiie
lowest prices. Whilst they are thankful for past
favors, they respectfully invite their friends and
the public to call at their Store on Cherry Street,
and examine their Goods and prices, before pur
chasing elsewhere.
march 23 ] l
Ladies’ Dress Goods.
V SPLENDID assortment of Ginghams, Bar
ages and Muslins, for morning and evening
dresses. Also, an endless variety of rich and
brilliant summer SILKS,etc. Just received at
LOGAN &. ATKINSON’S,
april 6 13
S(>lcmlMt Brixlsii Dtesses.
A FEW magnificent BRIDAL DRESSES,
with trimmings to suit—very fine and fash
ionable. Ladies would do well to call and ex
amine them, at
april (i LOGAN A ATKINSON’S.
Now Rite.
IT' IVE Tierres of prime quality, just received
and for sale by GEO. T. ROGERS,
dec 1
SUMMER CLOTHING, AT COST.
MEN’S and BOY S SI MMER CLOTHING
of almost evtry grade, selling at cost, at
Dyson’s old Stand, bv
JOHN S. RICHARDsON
july 20 8— ts
Family an«l Maple Goods.
IOGAN .V ATKINSON are non opening a
J very large assortment of Staple anil Domestic
Goods, suitable for plantation or family uses,
which will he sold low for cash, or to approv - !
customers.
april 6 i 3
1.04.4N X ATKIN!SON,
Respectfully inform the public that
they are now disposing of their Stock
of Goods at Nan York Cost, at their new store,
corner of Third and Cherry Streets, formerly
occupied by Messrs Graves & YVood.
(LyLadies are particularly requested to call
and examine the Goods and prices.
march 2 B—ts
RANDY AND SEGARS—A fine article
of Old Cognac Brandy , in bottles or by the
gallon—Also a choice article of Segars, at
sept 7 MOULTON’S.
London Porter.
VFE\\ r Casks best London Porter, in Quart
and Pint Bottles, just received and for
sale by GEO. T. ROGERS,
june 8
Ll) PORT WINE And diM* ,»
fine article in Bottle, for sale nt
MoUI.TON'S, Ag it,
Oppos'.i ; the burnt square . n Cherry s-tretf.
june 1
V.Ojttor*.
LA t in fih' nrfkr, received and t'»r sale
\nerv (ybeapobv GEO. T ROGERS.
Cider.
»yr | BBLS. Newark Champaigno Cider, just
s£U received and for sale by
march 9 GEO. T ROGERS.
lVola«scs.
K HIIDS. New Crop Cordelias Molasses,
just recclvod and for sale by
march !) C,FO. T ROGERS.
Mackerel and Herring.
tan BBLS. No. 3 Mackerel ; 20 Boxes New
£ ' * Herring, in fine order, just received- and
for sale by GEO. TT. ROGERS,
oct 10
(1 OCQA, &c.—Cocoa, Chocolate and Mac-
J earoni,’ at MOULTON'S,
sept 7'
Raeon Sides and limns.
| IIIIDS. Prime Ifaoon Sides, 3000 Balti
*■-* ’ more and Cincinnati llams, just received
ami for sale cheap-, by
oct Isl (5F.0. T ROGERS
FNWi Ileal, Lorn, &r.
nACCW Hhi , Sides and Shoulders; Lard,
Irish unti Sweet Potatoes—in store and for
sale by JJ }* IlffH A R DSON,
(Jetton Avenue.
jl ro«rcli24» 17
MACON, (GA..) SATURDAY MORNING, FEBRUARY 8, ISSI.
DASIL A. WISE,
TIN MANUFACTURER, Cherry St , Macon, j
Respectfully informs the pubiie,that
lie is prepared to execute all orders in the
above line with despatch and upon favorable
terms, lie constantly keeps on hand the fol
lowing articles, which purchasers are invited to
call and examine, viz:
Cooking, Hall, Office, Bedroom and Church
STO v E 6, of different patterns and qualities.
A large and general assortment of HOLLOW
nnd TIN YV ARE, Furnaces, Brass, Copper Hnd
Iron Preserve and Tea Kettles ; Egg Boilers ;
Smoothing and Waffle Irons ; Glass Laniers
Rat and Mouse Traps, Bird Cages
Cocoa Nut Dippers, Cliafiu Dishes
Painted Pails, Cedar and painted Tubs
Brass and Iron bound Water Buckets
Oval and round Travs; Brooms, Sifters
Chopping Knives ; Rolling Pins
Roasters and Basting Cpoons
Britannia lea l ots and a general assortment
of Japrnued H are consisting of Sugar C inilia
ters at,! >toxe* ; IV . Carinislers ; Common
ami i\uic Lamps. Candlestick*,&R.
ft H"■ i M», and nil klr.da of JOB WORK,
i dony ts ssimtW. ii..tiy«.
on try for STOVES
' MIF., will he a .viced to w ith dc-s-
I •*n«' upon the most I'-,vhrubleterras.
44
>0 l A’l OUS - L i rerand Pl-inting
1 Pot irons, in fine , . dei ; 1(1 Hampers Eng
iisti Potatoes. For sale bv
J«» 25 GEO. T. ROGERS.
ALE AND CIDER —ls Idils. Cream Ale ;
20 bbls Champaign Cider. Just received
and for sale by GEO. T. ROGERS,
jan 25
Molasses aid Syrup.
1/1 HMDS Prime Cuba Molasses; 12 bbls
LU New Orleans Syrup, just received and
for sale low by GEO. T. ROGERS,
jan 25
Canal anti Baltimore Flour.
1 1 / Y BBLS. Extra Superfine FLOUR
A-LU 25 bbls. Extra Family Flour, very
choice, just received and for sale low by
«<ct 1!) GEO. T. ROGERS.
(HANDLES, &c.—Sperm and Adamantine
J Candles; Ohio Starch, and Irish Moss, at
■opt 7 MOULTON’S.
DRIED FRUIT—At all times, at
june I MOULTON’S, Agent.
MEW GROCERIES.
rjMIE Subscriber has just received, direct from
A New York, a fresh supply of new Groceries,
such as fresh Dates, dried Currants, Preserves,
Figs, Sardines, Cutsup, Pepper Sauce, Citron,
Caper Sauce, Cocoa, New Chocolate, Raisins,
Nuts of all kinds, Rice, Java Coffee, Msccarpni,
Fine Table Salt in boxes or bags, Nutmegs,
Cloves, Pepper, Spice and Ginger, Sperm and
Adamantine Candles, and a great variety of
other articles too numerous to mention.
Also, a fine lot of Fresh Teas, for sale by
THOMAS J MOULTON, Agent,
Opposite Air. G. M. Logan's new Brick Building,
aug 31 On Cherry Street.
APOLEON CAPES—A new and superb
-LN article. Parisian ditto, of every style and
price. Just received hv
april 6 LOGAN & ATKINSON.
( 1 lotus, cashmeres, dkap ’de
LTES, and summer smtis of every quality,
just received by
apn' 6 LOG A N & ATKINSON.
Segars.
YY O Hundred Boxes Segars, a great variety
of brands from common to very fine. For
sale cheap by GEO. T. ROGERS.
j it n a 8
liattss, Butter. Syrup.
C 1 INCINNATI Sugar cored HAMS
> GOSHEN BUTTER
New Orleans Sugar House SYRUP
A few Jars of very white Leaf LARD.
All of choice (HIM liu. just received and for
sale by GEO. T. ROGERS,
dec 1 Cherry Street.
Congress Water.
BY the Box or single bottle, direct from the
Springs. Just received and for sale In
june 8 GEO T. ROGERS
I NDIGO and MADDER—At MOULTON S.
L sept 7
MAY BUTTER.—Fresh supply ofttew May
Butter, just received and for sale hv
june I TIIOS. J MOULTON, Agent.
Raisins, currants, citron and
PRUNES.—A fine supply, at
june 23 MOULTON’S.
COFFEE —Best kind Rio and Java Coffee, at
sept 7 MOULTON’S.
SARDINES, Temato Catsup, Pepper Sauce
and Caper Sauce at MOULTON’S,
sept 7
ATUTMF.GS, CLOVES and CL' '’ \ MON—
IN sept 7 At MOULTON’S.
AYTHITE WAX—At MOULTON’S,
* » .->ept 7- (.berry Street
Candles.
PEL Vt , Adamantine and Tallow,of all sizes,
K .lust it- ivetl and for sale bv
june rt GEO. T ROGBRS.
I *,»itier> ! ? Fin ' Cut J'oltacr©.
OO.WETIiING very superior, just reeeived
O and Tor sale b t GEO. T. ROGERS,
sept 29
Butter stitd Cheese.
KEGS Goshen Butter 50 boxes Goshen
e) Cheese, of superior quality, just received
and for gale by GEO. T. ROGERS,
oct 19
"A 1 ACKEREL—IO half and 1(> qr bbls. No-
XVI- 1 Mackerel, just recaii ed and for sale by
„ci 22 VV FREEMAN.
I)ICKLE9 CODFISH—A nice article, just
„ received and for sale by
, .me 22 VV. FREEMAN
Cigars, Cigars.
1 FIFTEEN Thousand Cigurs various brands—
* among them arc some genuine ami most ele
want Cigars. Lovers of a-good article will be
certain r.. get it at VV. FREEMAN’S.
nr-1 - h 3
Northern Hut tor.
•>A FIR oI NS PRIME BUTTER, of the
* well : .own quality received ei er\ Fall
fresh from some of the- best dairies at tb«* North.
Just received-by- W. I'REEMAN
; dor 8
• Frrnh Oywirrw and Finn.
OF Iho finest kind, may he had every day
from Savannah, at VV. FREEMAN'S.
4 j o c t r i> .
THE BBSEVObEM* MAN.
A benevolent man was Absalom Bliss—
At each and every talc of distress
He blazed right up like a rocket ;
He foil for ail beneath poverty's smart,
Who wore fated to bear life's roughest purl—
He felt for them in his inmost heart,
But never fell in liis yivr/teE
He didn't know rightli what was meant
By the Bible’s promised four hundred per cent
For charity's donation ;
Bor he ac ted sis he thought railroad stocks
Am: bod s ■ lie. In math ear lili locks,
'4 ere bclivr,. with pc k ts bum full of rucks,
l'ltnii ll' -iv Fitly speculation.
Yet all said he was an excellent man ;
I’o the poor he’d preach—for the poor he'd plan;
To heller them Ire was willing ;
But the oldest man who had heard him pray
And preach for the poor in a pitiful way,
Could hardly remember him rightly to say
Mr. Bliss had e’er given a shilling.
The Keiituckiiui’s Miniature.
Daniel Long was a tall specimen of liu.
manity, as his name implies, hailing front
Kentucky ; he stood about six feet eight
in his stockings, and was wanting in flesh,
although he made up for it in siature. He
had greai staring eyes, of that peculiat
color which generally appertains to the
leline trihe ; a nose commonly called a
“pug;” a huge mouth, which, as the fa
cetious Dr. Valentine observes, would go
round his head, if it was not for his ears ;
these ornamental appendages were con
cealed by a dense shock of hair, of the
reddest hue Imaginable.
He was very decently clad, and one
evening, while on his visit to one of out
Eastern cities, he sauntered along the
principal streets of . His attention
was soon arrested by the display of some
miniatures in a window ; attached was a
card, informing the passers by that the
artist was to he found at certain hours, ac
enmpanied with a polite invitation to the
public in general to walk up to his studfo
and examine the collection on hand, to
which there was “free admission.”
Our her > accepted tl.e invitation forth
with, and made his way up stairs, and,
opening a door, found himself in tho pres
ence of the painter ; he made an awkward
bow, which was responded to by a cour
teous salutation from the other.
”1 say, mister,” thus Dan opened the
conversation, “did you paint all them pic
ters in the winder down that - ?”
“Yes, sir,” replied Mr. Easel.
“Wall,” he continued, “they’re darned
fine looking, and ym air an almighty
smart (hap, I svvow. flow long does it
take a feller to do ’em up slick, eh ”
“It depends upon the style and the size.’
“Now look here, stranger, there’s a gal
what loves m. , an I low her, and we both
or us love t’ 'liter; I’m going to marry
her, lam ; what’ll you have fir paintin'
her pk ter 1”
“If you wish a low-priced article, 1 can
accommodate you at twenty five dollars ;
but should you desire a mote finished arti
cle, in my best style, 1 increase my price
to fifty ——”
“Oh, darn vour fifty,” rho Kentuckian
.interrupted 1 ; “I say, mister, you may be
gin it right away.”
“Very well, sir ; when will the lady be
ready for a sitting ?” inquired Mr. Easel.
“Her what ?” ejaculated Dan.
“Her first siting,” rejoined the artist,
“when shall I first have the honor of see
ing her I”
“Seeing her !” our hero repeated.—
“seeing Iter! YVhy, stranger, she’s way
out West—-she won’t be here at all.”
“And how am 1 to make a likeness, ne
%'er having-seen her, or known anything of
her 1"
“Didn’t you tell me, stranger, that' you
painted them picters down thar, and if
vou painted them, you kin paint her ; she’s
an all-fired putty gal as ever I seed, or
you seed, or anybody else seed ; jist paint
her as pretty as you kin do.”
“But, my dear sir, are you not aware
that there use different styles of beauty ?
Hers are two pictures,” continued Mr.
Easel, “of different persons, though both
are considered beauties; the one a blonde,
the other a brunette : you perceive there
is-a remarkable distinction between them.’’
Daniel stared at them, and. after a mo
ment, exclaimed
“Wu!, I'll jist look round yous shop, an
see if I cflr.’t scare up somethin’ tiiut’shke
hor, anyhow.”
NUMBER 6
And in accordance with this original
idea, he run his eye over eveiy one of the
paintings with which the vttidio was a
domed, hot without seeing anything
which could compare with his Dulcinea.
At last he turned towards Mr. Easel with
a sorrowful glance, and was about to
speak, when he espied a pair of plaster
casts, and vaulting over towards the man j
tel-piece, on which they rested, exclaimed.
“By golly, thar she is now ! ’ceptrn’
she's all white.”
The cast was an Apollo !
Mr. Easel looked at him in perfect a
mazemeut, revolving in his mind whether
his visiter vva> a fool, n madman, or one
playing off u practical joke. He teinem
bored, too, t hat it was not the first of April.
While he was thus undecided, Mr. Long
began :
“Now, Mr. Painter, here's ten dollars
In begin with; do you paint her likei that
ere stater, only make her took somethin’
like flesh and blood, and dress her tip nice.
If I didn’t know she war alive this mo
ment, I’d swar that is her ghost.”
“But, sir,” responded tho painter, look
ing at the note, and finding it genuine,
“that is a cast of the celebrated Apollo,
and ”
“Never mind,” struck in Dan, whether
it’s Polly or Nancy : I say it’s liko my
gal, and jest you get to work and have
the picter done agin I go home.”
The paintei then inquired her complec
tioo, color of hair, eyes, &c., and promised
to exert himself to the utmost of his power
Dan left ; the artist was in a genuine quail
dary : but he resolved to tty at all events,
and succeeded 1 in making a very good-look
ing picture. Our Kentucky ftierul came
in every day to see how his gal’s face was
“gittin' on;'* and to eorrcct mistakes.
At last the rriiniatuTe was completed,
paid for, and Dan set offhomewat and bound.
and in a few days arrived safe and sound.
Alas! for the inconstancy of the female
sex ! Mr. Mong found that a Mr. Short
had supplanted him in the affections of his
lady-love, and had made her Mrs. Short.
“Cheated—humbugged !” screamed
Dan ; “fifty dollars for your paintin’’ that
ain’t worth fifty coppers to me now !”
“Oh ! California is all that’s left to me !”
And he took passage that very night.
Dr\n Swift’s HaTim and of Fori’EitY.—
Dean Swift was a great enemy to extrava'
gance in dress, and particulat ly to tint ties
tructivo stentation in the middling classes,
i which lead them to make an appearance
above their condition in life. Os his mode
of reproving this folly in those persons for
whom he had an esteem, the following in
stance has been recorded. When George
Faulkner, the printer returned from Lorn
don where be had been soliciting subscrip
tions tor his edition to the D< :■ s works,
he went to pay his respects to Vm, dressed
in a lace.! waistcoat, a ! g wi-.-. and Other
fopperies. Swift received him with the
same ceremonies as if he iiud been a stran
ger “And pray, sir,” said he, "what ate
yotw commands with tne 7 ’ “1 thought it
was my duly, sir,” replied George, “to
wait on you immediately on my arrival
from London.” “Pray, sir, who are you?’’
• ‘George Faulkner the printer, sir.”—
“You George Faulkner, the printer ! wlty
you are the most impudent, hare faced
icoui.drel of an imposter I have ever met
vviiii George Fuuldnri is a platn, sober
citizen, and would never trick himself out
in lace and other fopperies. Gel you
gone, you rascal, or I will immediately
send to the house of collection.” Away
went George as fast as he could, and hav
ing change his dress he returned to the
Deanery, where he was received with the
greatest cordiality. “My fi iend George, I ''
says the Dean, “I ern glad to see you re
turned saie from London. Why, here has
been an impudent fellow w itli me just now,
dressed in a laced waistcoat, and ho would
fain pass himself of for you, but I soon
sent him away with a flea in his ear.”
M:% TittMONiAL Advice. —The following
short advice, by William Penn, should be
kept in mind by all young-persons who are
thinking ofcommiiling matrimony ;—uNe
ver marry but fur lat e, aml sec that thou
lore uhat is lonely.
When boots first came into fashion, a
pair wu* presented lo a worthy Mayor in
some part of England. Hu examined
them, attentively, and concluded they, were
‘a new kind of baskeis. Accordingly when
he went to church the next Sunday, he
slung otto round his neck and put his pray
er book in it. His wife used the other to
bring horn* her marketing in.
BOOK AND JOB PRIN i .
Wifi bh t’Tc< utal in the nenlist style,
, and 9/mn fnb thnsffavorable
tern A, iit the Ojjice bj the
TPJSTmS,
-BY
W.M. B. HAHKISDN.
Choosing Htiafcnnrfft.
“When a girl mirrffcs, why do people’
t alk of her*chnicj| t Irt ifinetj-fiffte rase#
"tit of a hummed, has she arty choice 7
Does not lira nVati, pndntbly tire last she
would have chosen, select her?”
Avery cleVer enrresp rfriferfl has sent us
a letter covriaitirftg tlrrs qirery,- snd she
nrokes out her case very ably. She says r
”1 have been mat tied many years; the'
match was considered a very good one
suitable in every fespctl—age, position
attii fortune. Every onq said 1 had made
a good choice. \\ by.my dear Mr. Editor,.
1 loved my husband when 1 married him,’
because he had, by unwearied tttsft’iiity,.
I succeeded In gaining my affections ; hut!
had ‘choice’ been my piivilege,! certainly
should not have chiif,.cn bi/n„ An 1 h>ok at
hint in his easy ehafr, sleeping be
fore the five, a huge dog t/is feel, a pipe
peeping out of one of the tnaAy pockets
of his siYooting co;it, 1 Curr bftt think how
'differed* he is ir(tm what l would have'
chosen. My fiVSt w'nls for a fashionable'
: ciergymatV, ts perfect Ad'onik fifc'w’as a
[flatterer, tiudcared but little for me,ihnuglr
1 have not yet forgotten the pang of Ids'
desertion, My next was a barrister; a'
younsg man of immense talent, smooth, in
sinuating manners; but he, too, after talk,
ing, walking, dancing, arid fliYting, left me
in The lrttch'f Killin' of these would have
been my ‘cboirc’ had I so chofert; but my
present husband chose me, and therefore
married him; and this, 1 cannot help think,
ing, must he the way witlvhalf the married*
*«>lks of my acquairrfatrCb.”
There is both sound setiire and truth in’
this: but is it not better thut metr should
choose than that they-should be chosen?’
And* is not our correspondent probably
much'htippiti with lini* present husband?
shoot ing-jit cltet,- pipe, and Jog inclusive,
than slle vVouhl'liave been with either the
miiiistet'or barrister! Menace proverbially
inconstant; and, after marriage, when the
trouble and incovcniencd of children are
;—, i. . r.i.
IH r,...nt11“ lIT t/o ItM, IlilU VTTTCrfi I lie niw.ts
trying of all)* the wifli to negiect
her husband'for tier childVert; unless there
was originally a very strong attachment
on thiTlrißsband's silik, there is little chance
"f happiness.
A wife's affliction, on the contrary,always
increases after marriage; and even if indif
ferent before,no well-disposed Woman can'
help loving the father of her children. Chis
dren, on her side,create bond’of union,and
though she may appear, for them, to neg
lect some of those little attentions which*
meti'seem naturally to expect, it is only
because the child is the more helpless bei
ing of the two, and the true woman always
takes rite side of* these'v/litrafe most fee-’
hie.
1' s a Strab'gC but melancholy fact that
young gills unity thertlSClves in love
; tjtey tne seldom ifevef happy’, ifthey mar.
ry the object oftheil’:clioiec The fact is-,-
in most Cases, they find the liUbiiand' they
have chosen quite a different peikori as an
individual, front the imaginary object he
bad appeared asa lover. The imagination
in most git Is is stronger than the
and as soon as the first idea oPlbv’e is a*
wakened in a female hcait,the imagination 1
is set to work to fancy a lover, add all pos
sible perfections arc nssemh’ed together
in the young girl's mind to endow the ob
jpet of her secret idiiliiiiy. Ihe first man*
whose appearance and manners attract a'
girl on her entrance into socie'y is gener
ally invested by her with thehallo of these
secret thoughts, and she ftmeies herself
violently in love without the least real
knowledge of hi in she supposes herselfinj
Ipve wiili. vVoiulur, that if she
mart ies she is miserable. I lie object of her*
love has vanished, nfi'er to return; arid
she finds hcrsell chained f"t' life to a man'
she detests, because she fancies she has
been deceived in him.
One the oilier hand, the triati who, with
very pardonable vanity, fancied' b.triseli
loved for his mvtl merits, arid wHo was
perfectly unconscious of the secret delit-j.
sionsof the girl, becomes, when he finds
her changed after matiUge, quite indig
nant at her caprice. Tlid friends and te
lalions on both siJes share in the samd
feelings—“what would she have? the/
cry —“she married for love and fto the
consequences.” , . t
The con sequences are, indeed in siwh
cases, generally sr.d enough. \\ hen the
first delusion is dissapated, arid the tiutli,-
in all its hard and stern reality, comi s'
forth frtWjrf’the veil that has been thrown
around it. both parties feel indignant at
the false pnaitioii in which they find
themselves. MutifH rt'WifiViiratirftW (ale’
place, each accusing the n’li'er of deceit
ami ingratitude ; v-htfc lhe apparerft in-’
justice of these accusations* vvbidi is felt
by each party aliernattly, fn#t woctnJdf’
tlio feeliiu'j uud then, if tvpmHf'l.
in tlie wound till it oecomes iHeuribbF