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<pcal Happenings
Messers Joe Wheeler, Royston In
gram and Lonnie Denson enjoyed a
hunting trip t|> South Georgia the first
•of the week.
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Mrs. H. S. Brooks and Mr. Joe
Brooks and Miss Wynelle Brooks
were in AAanta Saturday.
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—and Mrs. Harrison Phagans and
family and Mrs. Hammonds of Abbe
ville are visiting Mr. W. E. Phagans
and family and relatives in the county
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- Allene Cross and Willie B.
Forrist were in Atlanta last Saturday.
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Mrs. Marcus Mashburn is the guest
of her brother in Norcross this week.
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friends of Mrs. Montie Cain
Smith will be sorry to know that she
Is very sick at her home.
Mr. and Mrs. Cleve Durham an
nounce the marriage of their daughter :
Mintie Belle to Clyde Williams, the
son of Mr. and Mrs. Emory Williams.
Rev. W. B. Spence preformed the cere
mony Saturday night February 18.
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Mr. and Mrs. Ed Otwell and Miss
Mildred Otwell were in Atlanta Sat
■urday.
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New Spring Merchandise arriving
daily—Come and look around and see
for yourself at—
SAM BORDON’S
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—and Mrs. Larmon Smith an
nounce the birth of a son born Febru
-ary 17. He has been given the name
of Billy Max.
J CHURCH - !'
annoiMcemnis
BAPTIST SERVICES
Rev. C. E. Warren, Pastor
Sunday School Sunday Morning at
10:00 o’clock—A. M. Sosebee Supt.
Preaching Services Ist, and third
Sunday’s at 11:00 A. M. and 7:15 P. M.
Junior B .Y. P. U. 3:30 o’clock each
Friday evening at the School House—
Miss Olive Human Leader.
Intermediate and Senior B. Y. P. U.
each Sunday night 7:15.
W. M. U. each Monday afternoon fol
lowing the first and third Sunday’s.
Rev. C. E. Warren filled his appoint
ment at the Baptist Church Sunday
morning. No services at night on ac
count of the weather and the roads
Rev. Warren was accompanied by his
wife and little son.
METHODIST SERVICES.
Rev. W. B. Spence, Pastor
Sunday School Sunday Morning at
10:15—Col. D. C. Tallant Supt.
Preaching Services each second and
fourth Sundays at 11:15 A. M. and
7:15 P. M.
Epworth League each Thursday
night at 7:15.
W. M. U. each Monday afternoon
following the second and fourth Sun
day’s.
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Rev. G. W. Porris will preach at
Antioch the first Sunday morning at
11 o’clock. Everybody, invited to come
out and hear him.
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Ac. C. Hughes will preach at Ebe
•nezer next Sunday after Sunday
school and at Piedmont in the after
noon. You help make these services
a success by your presence and pray
ers.
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BAPTIST W. M. U.
The Baptist W. M. U. met with Mrs.
Roy P. Otwell on Monday evening
with Mrs. H. S. Brooks President, pre
siding.
Song—l love to tell the story—By the
Society.
Devotional—By Mrs. .1. L. Phillips.
Mrs. J. H. Kellar had charge of the
Program.
The need of the word—By Mrs. H. S.
t
Brooks.
Giving the word to the Southland— By-
Mrs. Keller.
Come Again—By Mrs. J. L. Phillips.
Won by the Word—By Mrs. A. B. Tol
lison.
Hiding the word in the heart—By Mrs.
Adolphus Stevens.
A Bible Institute for Foreigners Es
tablished—By Mrs. J. H. Keller.
For Fifty-Five Cents—By Mrs. J. Y.
Denton.
On a Cuban Farm—By Mrs. Roy P.
Otwell.
Prayer of Dismission—By- Mrs. A. H.
Fisher.
Next meeting to he held at Mrs.
J. L. Phillips on Monday after the Ist.
Sunday in March.
Will give Top Price for all kinds
of barter.
R. P. CRAWFORD
Miss Lillie Belle Pirkle attended a
Home Economics meeting in Atlanta
Saturday.
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Miss Lillie Mae Dobson and Mrs.
Ada Dobson of Canton are visiting
Mr. and Mrs. Homer Wood near town.
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Mr. B. L. Redd has purchased the
W. A. Robbs old home place and is
having it remodeled to move in soon.
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Misses Fairy and Miriam Tribble
were the week end guests of Mr. and
Mrs. Edwin Otwell.
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Mr. Cecil Pirkle of Young Harris
spent the week end with his parents
Dr. and Mrs. W. W. Pirkle.
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Col. A. B. Tollison, Messers Tom
Norrell and Mac Puett were in Atlant:
Saturday.
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H. S. Brooks of Atlanta spent
the week end with home folks.
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I have a heavy line of Hardware at
Cotton Prices. I will give you best
prices—
R. P. CRAWFORD
Prof. Broughton Pirkle of Atlanta
spent the week end with home folks.
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Mr. and Mrs. Ray Knickerbocker of
Gainesville were the' guests of Mr. and
Mrs. Roy Otwell one day last week.
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- Fay Allen of Gainesville spent
Sunday with her parents Mr. and Mrs.
J. B. Allen, she was accompanied by
Miss Beatrice Hooper of Gainesville.
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Miss Susan Harrison who has been
sick at her home is convalecing.
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Miss Sig Lipscomb of Brenau spent
the week end with her parents Dr.
and Mrs. W. E. Lipscomb.
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Mrs. Sam Ramsey is visiting her
parents Mr. and Mrs. Geo. L. Merritt.
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Mr. Ben Summerour and children
of Norcross were the week end guests
of Dr. and Mrs. Marcus Mashburn.
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The friends of Mr. John Phillips will
be sorry to learn that he received in
juries from a fall on the sleet and is
not doing so well.
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—and Mrs. Cleo Settles and fam
ily of Baldwin, Ga., were the week
guests of his mother Mrs. Tom Settles
near Sharon.
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have a Big Line of Screw Handle :
Brooms, cheaper than ever.
YOUR UNCLE BOB'S
Mr. and Mrs. Truman Hamilton and
baby of Atlanta was the week end
guests of her mother Mrs. S. G. Cross
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Messers Hugh Bramblett and Olen
Phillips went on a motor trip to Fla.,
last week.
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your Table Ware at cheap price
R. P. CRAWFORD
Mr. and Mrs. Sam Gordon spent
Sunday in Atlanta with relatives .
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Messers Frank Cain and J. -T. Webb
were in Gainesville on business Tues
day.
Come to the Gumming Gym March
2,3, 4, to the county tournament Great
exciting games will be played.
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can Save Money at these prices
at _ POOLE & ORR.
Mr. Ansel Castleberry, well known
blacksmith has opened a shop in a
new building at rear of Otwell Chevro
let Garage and will appreciate his cus
tomers bringing him their Blacksmith
Work.
ino Cans Pure Flap Jack South Geor
gia Cane Syrup cheap at—
R. P. CRAWFORD
Sara Jean, the little daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. Bonnie Denson is reported
■
quite sick.
Come out to the Cumming Gym, yell
for your team as they enter the
county tournament March 2. 3, 4. 7:30
o’clock.
Keg Soda. 6 pounds for 25c
POOLE & ORR
Messers Sam Gordon and Ted Bran
non were in Gainesville on business
Tuesday.
Alpharetta News
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Mr. Randall Morris is improving in
an Atlanta hospital after an operation
for appendicitis.
Miss Eva Bagley of near Gumming.
is spending a few days with her sister
Mrs. Egbert Wallace in Alpharetta.
Miss Pearl South of Atlanta was the
attractive week end guest of Miss
Nelle Cobb.
Rev. R. M. Donehoo filled his regu
lar appointment at the Alpharetta
Baptist Church Sunday.
Misses Kate and Janet Walker were
Sunday guests of their parents Col.
and Mrs. G. B. Walker in Alpharetta.
Mrs. D. H. Cobb visited her daugh
ter Miss Evelyn Cobb at Crawford W.
Long Hospital Wednesday.
Miss Catherine Waters who is in
school at Athens Ga. spent the week
end with her parents Mr. and Mrs.
R. A. Waters.
Miss Linda Weatherly was the week
end guest of Mr. and Mrs. P. V. Shir
ley in Atlanta.
Little Marion Shirley was~ the week
end guest of her aunt Mrs. R. A. Wat
ers.
Miss Beulah Underwood, a teacher
in Ocee School spent the week end
with Miss Willie Mae Stone.
Coal Mountain
Rev. G. W. Forrist preached an in
teresting sermon at this place Sunday
Mr. Hershel Bennett and family
spent Friday with Mr. Duffie Akins
and family.
Mr. Wilburn {Harrison and family
spent Sunday with Mr. Smith Harri
son and family.
Miss Ellon Whitt spent from Satur
day until Tuesday with Miss Edna
and Dessie Mundy.
Mr. Mountie Martin and wife spent
Sunday evening with Mr. Joe Brooks
and family.
Mr. Douglas Harrison spent Satur
day night with Egbert and Grady
Holtzclaw'.
Mrs. Lillie Martin and Miss Myrt
Tiner visited Mr. S. M. Holcomb and
family Sunday afternoon.
Miss Martha Harrison has returned
home after an extended visit with the
Misses Lights.
Miss Beatrice Akin visited Miss
Zona and Vernell Brooks Sunday eve
ning.
Mrs. Henry Holtzclaw and chidren
spent Sunday evening with Mrs. Viola
Mundy and children.
Mrs. Stella Carnes and children Mr.
Lem Turner and sister Ruby spent
Saturday night with Mr. Edgar Tur
ner and family.
Miss Edna and Dessie Mundy spent
Friday evening with Miss Imogene
Martin.
Mrs. Loyd Johnson and Mrs. An
nie Wofford spent a while Saturday
night with Miss Pearl and Viola Hol
comb.
Mrs. Shirley Wofford spent Satur
day and Sunday with her mother Mrs.
Efiie Pirkle.
Mr. Line Holbrooks and family vi
sited Mrs. Jim Mundy and children
Sunday evening.
Mrs. L. W. Wofford and Mrs. Loyd
Johnson spent aw'hile Tuesday night
with Mr. Wilburn Harrison and family
Mrs. Joe Brooks visited Mrs. George
Thomas awhile Wednesday evening.
Mrs. Lee Mundy and two daughters
Vera and Sylvia spent Saturday night
and Sunday with relatives near Mat.
Saturday and Sunday are regular
meeting days at this place.
'N THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
UNITED STATES FOR THE NORTH
ERN DISTRICT OF GEORGIA, GAIN
ESVILLE DIVISION.
In Re:
Edward Jackson McGinnis, Bank
rupt—No. 307 in Bankruptcy.
TO THE CREDITORS OF THE
ABOVE NAMED BANKRUPT:
Notice is hereby given that on the
17th day of February A. D. 1933, the
said Edward Jackson McGinnis was
duly adjudicated bankrupt, and that
the first meeting of the creditors will
he held at the court house in Cumming
Georgia on the 4th day of March, A. D
1933, at ten o’clock in the fore-noon,
at which time the said creditors may
attend, prove fheir claims, appoint a
Trustee, examine the bankrupt, con
sider the matter of the sale of assets
and transact such other business as
may properly come before said meet
ing.
This 21st day of February. 1933.
HAMMOND JOHNSON
Referee in Bankruptsy
Your attention is called to the ad
of the Roswell Store to be found in
this issue of the news.
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Washing Powders, 5 regular 5c pack
POOLE & ORR
Mr. Joe Foster and Mr. Webb of
the Bank of Roswell were business
visitors in Cumming Tuesday.
SEND US YOUR JOB WORK NOW.
ROUTE 4
Look’s like we’re having our share
of bad weather.
Miss Ruby and Mr. Roy Guthrie
spent the week end with their grand
parents Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Satter
field.
M;. and Mrs. Luther Bennett and
Mr. and Mrs. Wyley Mangum spent
Sunday with Mr. J. J. Mangum and
wife.
Mrs. Myrtle Pendley of Canton vi
sited her sister Miss Lena Gravitt
Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs. Dewey Holbrook were
bedtime visitors at Mr. Luther Ben
netts Wednesday night.
Mrs. Hassie Vaughan visited Miss
es Mattie and Rauslee Stewart Sat
urday afternoon.
Mr. W. N. Satterfield and family
spent Sunday at Mr. E. S. Bennett's.
Mrs. Bernice McGinnis and son
Charles spent Thursday with Mrs.
Estelle McGinnis.
Mrs. Cynthia Spence and daughter
Edith, and Mrs. Estelle McGinnis and
son Emory spent Friday with Mrs.
Edith Bennett.
Mr. W. W. Bennett and family spent
Sunday at Mr. J. A. Stewart's.
Mrs. Othella Fowler spent Thurs
day night at Mr. J. A. Stewart's.
OAK GROVE
Mr. B. H. Martin and family spent
Sunday at Mr. Ezra Wallis.
Miss Ola Hamby spent Saturday
evening with Miss Ezzie Waters.
Miss Eunice Walls visited Miss
Ruth Hamby Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Mundy spent
Thursday night at Mr. D. T. Mincey’s
Mr. Arvil Waters and family spent
the week end at Mr. Wingo Smiths.
Misses Ruth Mincey and Ezzie Wat
ers spent Friday night at Mr. Will
Mincey’s.
Miss Tresser Walls was the guest
of Miss Fannie Hamby Sunday.
Miss Lulla Castleberry visited Mrs.
Vera Castleberry one day last week.
Mrs. Dorothy Martin visited Mrs.
Arvie Bearden recently.
Miss Lorene Ingram spent Thurs
day night with Miss Ruth Mincey.
Mr. Ralph Parker visited his sister
Mrs. Nellie Hamby last week.
Miss Fannie Hamby visited at Mr.
J. N. Walls one evening last week.
IVJss Ezzie Waters was the guest
of Misses Ola and Kate Hamby Satur
day night.
Mr. R. M. Hamby visited Mr. S. T.
Grogan one evening last week.
Those visited at Mr. E. A. Waters
Sunday were Mrs. Imogene Garrett
and baby, Mrs. Della Hamby, Mrs. [
Agnes Waters and children, Miss j
Flora Martin.
Mr. J. M. Corn and family, Mr. Chess
Burruss and family spent one even
ing last week at Mr. A. L. Corn’s.
Mr. Earl Hamby and family spent
Saturday night at Mr. J. H. Hayes.
Mrs. S. T. Grogans, Mrs. Ralph
Grogan and Miss Fannie Hamby visit
ed Mrs. Arvie Bearden Saturday.
Mrs. Sallie Hamby visited at Mr.
Ivan Hamby’s Monday.
Messers George and Weldon Corn
visited Mr. Quenton Grogan Sunay.
Messers B. A. Hamby and George
Hamby visited at Mr. Luper Mills
Sunday.
Mrs. Eva Grogan visited Mrs. Imo
gene Garrett one day last week.
Messers Hubert Martin and Wvatt
Hamby was the dinner guests of Mr.
Freddie Hamby Sunday.
Mat News
Rev. C. E. Warren filled his regu
lar appointment at Zion Hill Satur
day and Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. U. P. Pirkle spent a
while Sunday at Mr. Edgar Pruitt’s.
Miss Sylvia Pruitt spent the week
end with homefolks.
Mrs. Perry Pirkle and son Tommie
and Miss Pauline Corn spent the last
of the week with Mr. and Mrs. T. B.
Corn.
Mrs. Milford is spending awhile;
with her daughter Mrs. A. W. Harris.
Miss Louise and Mr. Wilson Pru:tt
spent one night recently at Mr. P. L.
Jennings.
Messers Sam Hawkins and Willis
Pruitt visited at Mr. Buell Martin’s
one night last week.
Mr. J. A. Reynolds spent Saturday
night and Sunday with homefolks.
Mrs. E. E. Pruitt and children visit
ed Mrs. Inez Pruitt awhile Saturday.
Messers Willis Pruitt and Harley
Corn visited Mr. Arthur Harris awhile
Sunday morning.
Mr. and Mrs. Glenn Pruitt and child
ren spent Sunday with Mr. E E. Pruitt
and family.
Mr. and Mrs. Willingham Harrison
visited at Mr. Line Harrison Sunday.
Mr and Mrs. Grady Wood visited
Mrs. Lillie Milford one day last week
Mr. Grady Savage is visiting at Mr.
T. J. Turners’s.
Mr. and Mrs. R. L. Grogan visited
M r . and Mrs. T. B. Corn Saturday
night
CITATION
In Re
Petition to Probate. In Solemn Form
Will of Wayne Roach, Deceased.
Court of Ordinary of Forsyth County.
Petition for Probate of Will In Solemn
Form.
To Mrs. Lulu Smith, Mrs. Louella
Ray, Mrs. Mamie Liles, Mrs. Julia
Nations, Mrs. Lizzie Green, Mrs. Lu
vadia Heard and Sherman Roach:
E. S. Roach having applied, as exe
cutor, for probate in solemn form of
the last will and testament of Wayne
Roach, deceased, of said County, you
and each of you, as heirs at law of
said Wayne Roach, deceased-, being a
non resident of this State, are hereby
required to be and appear at the court
of Ordinary for said county on the
first Monday in March 1533, when said
application for probate will be heard,
and show cause, if any you have or
can, why the prayer of the petitioner
should not be had and allowed.
This the 6 day of February 1933.
R. L. BAGLEY, Ordinary
COMING
Dr. REA, SPECIALIST
Well Known in Georgia
WILL BE AT BUFORD, MER
CHANTS HOTEL
Thursday March 2nd.
ONE DAY ONLY
Hours—lo A. M. to 4 P. M.
Dr. Rea is well known in Georgia,
authorized by the state, and special
izes in the treatment of stomach, liv
er, intestinal diseases without surgi
cal operation, does not operate for
chronic appendicitis, gall stones, ton
sils, and goitre.
He has to his credit many wonder
ful results in diseases of the stomach,
stomach ulcer, liver, bowels, kidneys,
bladder, skin, heart, catarrh, (weak
lungs, neuritis, rheumatism, pellagra,
and blood diseases.
His treatment for small tumors
chronic exzema, suspicious skin
growths, piles, fistula, and rectal ail
ments is by the hypodermic injection
method. Has a special diploma in
diseases of children, treats bed wet
ting, slow growth, and undeveloped
children.
Dr. Rea will make no charge for con
sultation and examination on this vi
sit.
A few of his many satisfied patients
Mrs. M. Schunian, Hoboken. Ga., rheu
matism; Mrs. R. W. Terrell, Tifton,
Ga., neuritis; Mrs. G. H. McGoulik,
Carrollton, Ga., colitis; Mrs. A. F.
Flint, Escanaba, Mich.; eczema; Mrs.
; R. H. Adams, Trent, Texas, gall blad
| der and stomach; Mrs. J. E. Brown,
Olney, Texas, stomach and liver; Mrs.
W. L. Ponder, Wichita Falls, Texas,
| stomach and nervous trouble; Mrs.
G. E. Clare, Oplin, Texas, pellagra.
Drs. Rea Bros., Medical Laboratory
Minneapolis, Minnesota, Since 1898.
Classified Advs
MEN WANTED—for Raw-leigh routes
of 800 Consumers in and near counties
of North Forsyth, Hail and Dawson,
Reliable hustler can start earning $25.
weekly and increase every month.
Write immediately.
Rawleigh Cos., Depart. G. A-123-S Mem
phis, Tenn.
MAN WITH CAR—
To take over profitable Watkins
route in nearby locality. Long estab
lished customers. Must be under 5 )
and satisfied with earnings of $22.50
a week at start. In your reply give
age, type of car, and farm experience.
Write J. R. Watkins Company, Rural
Dept. 137 W. lowa Avenue, Memphis,
Tenn.
“MALE HELP WANTED”
MAN WITH CAR WANTED for local
tea and coffee route. No experience
needed. Must be satisfied to make
$32.50 a week at start. Write Albert
Mills, Route Mgr., 2297 Monmouth,
Cincinnati, Ohio.
Dr. M.L DUMAS,
Dental Surgeon
Successor to
Dr. H. W. Carpenter
North Roswell, Ga.
THE HUB,
Gainesville, Ga.
We carry a comolete line of Dry
Goods, Guaranteed All Leather Shoes.
Hats, Clothing. Ladies and Children's
Resdy-to-wear.
Come and see our values before you
buy .
We sell for cash and sell for LESS.
SHERIFF SALE
GEORGIA FORSYTH COUNTY.
There will be sold at Public outcry
to the hi, he.it at and 1 est bidder for ca h
before the court-house door of For
syth County Georgia, between the leg
al hours of sale, on the first Tuesday
in March 1933, the following property:
All that tract or parcel of land lying
and being in the 14th. District and Ist.
Section of Forsyth County, Georgia,
being 39 acres of lot of land number,
819, the East half of lot of land num
ber. 818. Also lots numbers, 897, 904.
895, and the West half of lot of land
number 905. Containing in all 199
acres more or less.
Said property in possession of Mrs.
Ri. C. Gazaway. Levied upon as the
property of R. C. Gazaway, to satisfy
a tax fl fa. against him In favor of
State and County tax, issued by 11. L.
Hurt, Tax Collector.
Also at the same time ami place.
One bale of lint cotton, weighing 470
pounds. Said property found in the
possession of H. G. Puckett. Levied
upon as the property of R. M. Puckett,
to satisfy a mortgage foreclosure fl fa
against him in favor of J. P. Banister,
issued from the Superior Court of For
syth County Georgia.
Also at the same time and place.
All that tract or parcel of land lying
and being in the 2nd, District and Ist.
Section of Forsyth County Georgia,
Consisting of all of lots of land num
bers, 464 and 473, containing 40 acres
each, and 16 1-2 acres more or less in
the Southwest corner o f lot of land
number 474, said tract of land con
taining in all 96 1-2 acres more or less.
Said property found in possession
of M. .1. Hooper. Levied upon as the
property of M. J. Hooper, to satisfy a
tax fi fa, against him in favor of State
and County tax, issued by H. L. Hurt,
Tax Collector of Forsyth County.
Georgia.
All that Tract or Parcel of land
situate, lying and being in the County
of Forsyth, State of Georgia, and in
14th District and Ist Section of the
plan of said County, known as lots
and parts of lots of land Nos. 180, 181
and 271, except 5 acres extending
acioss the East side of said lot No.
271, containing in the aggregate 115
acres, more or less. Said property
sold under and by virtue of a tax fi. fa.
issued by H. L. Hurt, Tax Collector
of said County, against J. S. Corbin,
and levied on as the property of said
J. S. Corbin.
S .M. STRIPLAND, Sheriff
GEORGIA FORSYTH COUNTY—
To All Whom it may Conoenn:
Jason Smith, haUng made appli
cation to me for permanent letters of
administration upon the* estate of
Thomas G. Smith, late of said county,
deceased, notice is hereby given that
said application will be heard at the
regular term of Court of Ordina y for
said County to be held on the first
Monday in March, 1933.
Given under my hand and official
signature this 6 day of February, 1933.
R. L. BAGLEY, Ordinary
Watches, Clocks and Jewelry Repair
ing A Specialty.
Over Gainesville National Bank
L. E. FOWLER
16 1-2 S. Bradford St. Cainesv le, Ga
SPRING IS ALMOST
HERE
A little repair work, refinishing
and re-upholstering will make your
old furniture like new.
Just drop us a card and we will call
at your home.
Manufacturing Repairing
G. W. G. Furniture Cos.
FLOWERY BRANCH, GA
Why Use a Bladder
Physic?
To drive out impurities and excess
acids that cause irritation which re
sults in getting up nights, frequent
desire, burning, leg pains or backache.
BU-KET.I, the bladder physic works
pleasantly on the bladder as castor
oil on the bowels. Get a 25c test box
from your druggist. After four days
if not relieved go back and get your
money. You will feel better after
this cleansing and you get your regu
| lar sleep.
“K. A. Kemp Drug Store says BU
KETS is a best seller’’.
COW FOR SALE W. A Herring at
Brandywine has a good cow fresh in
for sale.
W. A. HERRING
A MIRACLE IN PIES
Little Dorothy was watching mother
take a pie from the oven. As the
steam escaped thru the openings in
the top the cover slightly raised up.
Dorothy suddenly exclaimed. "Look
mother, the pie is breathing!"
THEN THEY MIXED
First Pug—“ Let me tell you one
thing, big boy, I’m not two-faced any
way.”
Second Pug—“ That’s easy to believe
If you were you wouldn’t be wearing
that one.”