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DEAR ABBY: Please answer a question
that has me perplexed. Why do people collect
autographs?
I do not understand the need for a collec¬
regardless of how
famous — or infamous — the person
may be. I have never had the need to
brag or show proof that 1 encountered
“someone.” In fact, 1 feel it’s a breach
of a person’s privacy to approach and
ask for a signature.
I realize that some may collect
autographs for their monetary value,
but what’s the reasoning behind it?
Book signings, I get. Movie posters,
promotional items, baseball cards and sports
memorabilia, I get. But I don’t understand
adults (and sometimes children) approaching
someone famous and asking them to sign
something.
Can you explain what’s the big deal?
— NO AUTOGRAPH HOUND,
PONTOTOC, MISS.
DEAR NO AUTOGRAPH HOUND:
While I can’t speak for every autograph col
lector, I suspect that many people ask for auto
graphs because it provides them an opening to
speak to someone whose work they admire or
whom they think is attractive. And most
celebrities — although not all — enjoy having
that kind of contact with their fans.
DEAR ABBY: I have been seeing “Kevin
for two years. I love him very much. But when
we are at home together I have to beg to make
him hug or kiss me.
I know he loves me; he just doesn’t like
affection. In the past, girlfriends have broken
up with him over this. Abby, 1 need more
physical contact! Is this normal, or is there
something wrong?
— CRAVING IN DENVER
DEAR CRAVING: It’s not normal. While
some men are more affectionate than others,
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TODAY’S BIRTHDAY
(MAY 30). You strike a
happy chord in the hearts of
others this year. It’s as
though there are notes danc¬
ing in the air around you.
The sweet feelings you gen¬
erate make it a fun year,
though one not without its
challenges. There’s a rela¬
tionship knot to unravel in
July and hard work to be •
done in August. Finances are
strong in September. Leo and
Scorpio adore you. Your
lucky numbers are: 13, 20,
42, 1 and 6.
ARIES (March 21-April
19) . Your general well-being
is linked to your attitude
about your body. It’s funny
how one little thing — a bad
hair day or a number on the
scale can tip your thinking
in a certain direction. Ease
up on yourself. You’re
human.
TAURUS (April 20-May
20) . You would love to pro¬
vide what others need if you
could only figure out what
that is. You’re willing to lis¬
ten, but you don’t have all
day. Assume nothing, ask ter¬
rific questions, and you’ll be
able to deliver quick results.
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21) . You’re witness to a num-
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Eventually Kevin’s behavior will make you
begin to question your attractiveness.
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person because I had to; however, I do not
love her. The fact is, I don’t even like her.
My question is, what would I say to some¬
one who asks me if I love that relative? What
can I say that is not hurtful but not lie
either?
— PERPLEXED IN PENNSYLVANIA
DEAR PERPLEXED: Frankly, I find it
odd and somewhat intrusive that someone
would ask you that question. However, if you
are confronted, be honest (up to a point) and
say that although you are related, you are not
close. Then change the subject
DEAR ABBY: Your response to
“Livonia, Mich., Reader” (April 27) was
ALMOST correct. Please allow me to clarify.
Every law school graduate is awarded a
J.D. (Juris Doctor) regardless of his/her per
formance on the bar exam. However, only
graduates who PASS the bar exam can be
called Esquire (Esq.) Simply put, J.D. is the
degree; Esq. is the qualification to practice
law.
— STELLA SALMEN,
FORMER LEGAL SECRETARY
DEAR STELLA: Fhad relied on my dic
tionary for the answer to that question. Thank
you for educating me — to a “degree.”
Horoscopes by Holiday
her of interesting illusions
now. Hold in your mind at all
times the principle that
things are not as they seem.
You’ll be delighted when dif¬
ferent realities reveal them¬
selves.
CANCER (June 22-July
22). What a fine mess you
find yourself in — such situ¬
ations are made for meeting
love! While trying to be
organized, a deliciously dis¬
ruptive presence keeps you
dizzily off balance.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Are
you an old soul or a new
soul? You’re spiritually at the
perfect age. You’re young
enough to be excited about
what is unfolding, and
mature enough to remain
gratefully and gracefully on
purpose.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’re inspired. If you put
yourself in the center of a
group, you’ll get attention
and start a social buzz. If you
spend you'll quiet time something alone,
create per¬
sonal and profound.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
desperate Some people for acknowledge¬ around you are
ment, and you’re just the per¬
son to notice what nobody
else will. You’re tuned into
subtlety. You have the power
to make someone feel really
good.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov.
21). The best people the to place
yourself next to are ones
who don’t take offense. Your
humor can be wicked, and
it’s wasted on those who feel
the need to judge everything.
another person. If this is how you
want to live the rest of your life,
keep seeing Kevin. If not, take a
clue from his former girlfriends
and find someone who can give
you the affection you crave.
DEAR ABBY: 1 have a rela
five who is spoiled, immature, dis¬
respectful to her parents and has
done nothing productive in her
life. I have time with this
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22
Dec. 21). If you don’t feel
you have something valuable
to converse about, your
impulse is not to call at all.
Reach out anyhow. Deep
wells of empathy spring up
when you’re willing to just
listen.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22
Jan. 19). As much as you
value the input of talented
people around you, your life
is not an issue that can be
sorted out by bright minds in
a think tank. Privacy is
sacred. Guard it well.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
18). You’re flexible enough
to adapt to the present need,
follow the trend, innovate —
and yet you’re not flighty levels, in
the least. On deeper
you are anchored to some¬
thing lasting.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March
20). A small part of you is
hedging your bets. Instead of
being content to exist in a
state of doubt, single out the
part of the equation that isn’t
adding up. Then you’ll be
able to act in full confidence
once more.
Holiday Mathis is the author
of “Rock Your Stars." If you
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on “Write the Author” on the
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the mail. To find out more
about Holiday Mathis and
read her past columns, visit
the Creators Syndicate Web
page.