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Shallow Hal
8 p.m. on 1*13
Yes, there are some gratuitous
fat jokes in this 2001 comedy
from the flying Farrelly brothers
— these are the guys behind
'There's Something About Mary,"
after all — but the film delivers
a surprisingly sensitive mes¬
sage about not judging people
by their looks. Jack Black plays
the title character, who falls for
a 300-pound woman (Gwyneth
Paltrow), whom he perceives as
slender after being hypnotized to
see only inner beauty.
No Reservations
8 p.m. on liinn
With its restaurant theme, it's little
wonder this enjoyable romantic
comedy received such attention
from Food Network during its the¬
atrical run. Catherine Zeta-Jones
plays a workaholic chef who gets
the "Baby Boom" treatment when
she is given custody of her late
sister's young daughter (Abigail
Breslin, "Little Miss Sunshine").
She also must contend with a new
sous-chef (Aaron Eckhart) who
has interest in her beyond her
kitchen skills.
Eli Stone
10 p.m. on GIB
Hasn't Eli (Jonny Lee Miller) seen
any disaster movies? Nobody
believes the guy predicting the
disaster. In "Waiting for That
Day," Eli has a vision of an earth¬
quake destroying the Golden
Gate Bridge but can't get anyone
to take him seriously — until he
meets a scientist (John Billingsley)
who also believes the Big One is
coming. As Eli sues the city to get
the bridge closed, Marci (Katey
Sagal) is back at the office trying
to get him fired.
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