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SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30.2012
A few wishes for
Smoke those tires, thank a jil
lion sponsors, take a victory lap
around the Cumming square.
And be mindful not to take out
any lawyers.
We are about to take the
checkered flag for 2012. High
fives and fist bumps are in
order.
We weren’t even supposed to
make it this far. We got
Androids instead of asteroids
for Christmas. So those of us
who went a little nuts and blew
the gift budget better think of a
creative way to pay that piper.
Somewhere between collect¬
ing a large load of scrap metal
to recycle and a pleading letter
to Donald Trump, we’li be all
right.
This is the time of year when
there are endless tributes to
those who have left us. But
thanks to a deranged individual
from a Connecticut town previ¬
ously unknown to most of us,
the well-known celebrity pass¬
ings become trivial.
We’re still grieving from this
one. It got to all of us.
Father Barnabas, the spiritual
leader at the local Greek
Orthodox Church, attempted to
read the names of the slain the
• Sunday after the tragedy. He
couldn't do it.
No shame there. Not sure any
of us could have.
I am totally against the right
to arm bears. Their numbers are
growing in north Georgia. That
would give them size, mean¬
ness and firepower. We
wouldn’t stand a chance.
As far as the right to bear
arms, I’m all in. I don’t hunt,
but a lot of my friends do. 1
wish someone would clarify the
connection between an assault
weapon and putting venison on
the table.
Resolutions for my husband s sake
Of course, Til be having
black-eyed peas and collard
greens for New Year’s Day. It
has become more than a tradi¬
tion. It’s almost downright
superstition, though 1 hate to
admit that.
And, of course. I’ll make
the usual resolutions. I’ll
commit those stubborn'six •
pounds to a diet, pledge to
work out more than once a
week, promise to be kinder to
those who are meaner and
read my'Bible daily, it is safe
to say that 1 will not miss peas
and collards on the first day
of the New Year and, by
sometime in February, I will
have failed at all these resolu¬
tions.
However, if I can stay away
from a problem with the
phone company, I may have a
chance of stretching the
“kinder to meaner” resolution
to March.
This year, however, I’m
brave enough about my past
failures to audaciously add
some brand spanking new
• ones. That’s because I have a
brand new husband and I real¬
ize that it is my wifely duty to
help to make him a better
man. I’ll happily use some of
my resolutions to do that.
Since you and 1 are such
good friends, I don’t mind
sharing them with you and
since my husband is a faithful
reader of this column, he’ll
have a copy, too.
I plan to introduce him to a
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MIKETASOS
Columnist
Having watched “Lincoln"
with (he family on Christmas
(can’t recall Hollywood churn¬
ing out anything better), politi¬
cians were portrayed as scally¬
wags. Their predecessors were
probably the same.
No matter how unscrupulous,
it’s still unfathomable to come
to grips with them being in
favor of weapons of this ilk.
But like Lou Holtz (uh-oh,
here come the Notre Dame ref¬
erences) was fond of saying:
“I’m not concerned about
where you’ve been, 1 only care
about where you’re going."
Let's run with that in 2013.
We are such good people.
And there is no limit on how
good we can really be to one
another.
We’re just coming off a sea¬
son where we’re just a little
nicer to one another. Well,
almost everyone, save for that
cursing lunatic who claimed 1
cut him off while entering a
shopping center.
I offered him an apology. His
gift was to supplement my
sons’ vocabulary.
There are a few hopes and
wishes for 2013 that bear
(another “bear" reference, what
gives?) sharing and would
make me smile contentedly:
• Father Frank Richardson,
pastor of Good Shepherd: More
great insight and entertainment
from the pulpit, a successful
facility expansion, limitless
chocolate, and a win for his
Ix'M 0- - %
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RONDARICH
Columnist
check register. It’s helpful
device that lists checks that
are written and keeps a tally
of money in the account. Now
you should know — I’m fer¬
vent in book keeping and
counting my pennies.
He, though, totes checks in
his pockets, writes them at
will and never thinks to record
them.
“1 know what a check register
is,” he will say indignantly
when 1 question whether he has
seen one. This year I resolve
that he will prove those words
to me.
I will challenge him daily to
show me that he is carrying a
pocket knife. Every farmer or
Southern man knows that a
pocket knife is indispensable.
“I need something to cut the
twine on these bales of hay for
the horses,” he said the other
day. 1 smiled. “That’s why
you’re supposed to carry a
pocket knife with you. You
never know when you need to
whip it out and cut something.”
A wedding gift from our
friend, Mike, was a pocket
knife.
“Every man needs a pocket
knife,” Mike explained then
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Columnist MikeTasos wishes for a number of things in the new year, including luck for his
Fighting Irish in the BCS championship game against Alabama.
beloved Irish on Jan. 7 in
Miami.
• The Board of Education: A
calendar that eliminates starting
school nearly a month before
Labor Day.
• Adlen Robinson: Her own
cooking show. As if she has
time. But 1 bet it’d be a good
one.
• Jon Howard: Bigger and
better deals, bigger and better
cigars, a bigger and (even) bet¬
ter Lanier Baseball league sea¬
son.
•All local 12-year-old travel
baseball teams: A special trip
with their families to play in
shadows of the MLB Hall of
Fame. Think: Cumming comes
to Cooperstown
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tossed a nod in my direction.
“And she really likes men who
carry pocket knives. She says
it’s sexy.”
There needs to be more rev¬
erence around our house paid to
that great and mighty warrior.
General Robert E. Lee. I expect
his birthday on Jan. 19 to be
treated with somber respect and
there should be no head shak¬
ing over the fact that some
Southern states declare his
birthday to be a state holiday.
General Lee is to the South
what Bush Hogs are to farmers
— a hero.
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• Laith Reagan: Tight lines,
bulging live wells and success
as he attempts to make a living
by hanging a “gone fishing”
sign.
•Dawn the Hair Lady: Sharp
clippers, a full schedule and a
movement away from Justin
Beiber-esque styles.
• Cheech: Lots of things that
need fixing.
• Papa Kenny: Good books.
• Neil Boortz: Good rid¬
dance.
• Our Sawnee Mountain
Thunder coaches: Lots of
patience.
• Northside Hospital FR:
Less patients (especially during
flu season).
• UGA football fans: Faith in
I am going to promote less
hand washing around here. My
husband, who is not a doctor
but often writes one on televi¬
sion, goes through a bar of soap
every two days while a bottle of
liquid soap lasts less than a
week.
I believe that a few germs
make us healthier. If you keep
your body stripped of germs,
how can you build up immunity
to them? 1 will say, though, that
of all my resolutions relating to
the man of our house, this is the
one I have the least faith in.
It’s probably a safer bet that 1
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classy coach Mark Richt ... all
year long.
• Johnny Tallant. A great Hot
Stove League season and
another invitation.
• Those who visit here every
other week. More material for
future columns and knowing
that 1 appreciate you visiting on
a regular basis. And peace in all
our families.
• Your columnist: A miracle
next Monday in Miami, that is
a “Tura, Lura Lura” goodnight
to the college football season.
If any school can conjur one
up, it’s probably Notre Dame.
Mike Tasos can be reached at
miketasos@sprintmail.com.
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will succeed in reading the
Bible daily as opposed to this
one. He likes clean.
So, those are my new, never
used-before resolutions. Maybe
my husband will clip out this
column, put it on the refrigera¬
tor and practice these things.
Or maybe I’ll be repeating
these resolutions again next
year. Just like all my previous
resolutions.
Ronda Rich is the author of
"There’s A Better Day A-Comin’."
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