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DEAR ABBY
Jeanne Phillips
explain why you think
Tom's stories don’t hold
water and point out that if
he should volunteer any
financial advice to them
they should first run it past
an unbiased non-family
member such as their
From your description,
Tom appears to be a con
man or compulsive liar.
But whether your uncle
and aunt choose to accept
your input is up to them.
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DEAR ABBY: I work at
home and use my comput
er. Everyone who lives
hel\rfl is over 35'dchilcke
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visit )t,egtgflr?f::nd I have
told the children’s mother
that I have no parental
restrictions on my comput
er. She assured me not to
worry about it because she
has reinforced the rules of
res&onsible Internet usage
with them and is confident
her children won’t break
the rules. As far as I know,
theTY haven’t.
oday, one of my broth
ers-in-law visited and
brought alonihis i'oung
teenage daughter. I let her
Elay on the computer, and
e caught her in a chat
room with an older teen
age boy. Instead of blam
ing her, he attacked ME
for bein% oo permissive
with children and comput
ers.
Do you think it is my
responsibility to “protect”
his teenager on my com
puter?
— JUST A GEEK IN
SOUTH CAROLINA
DEAR JUST A GEEK:
No, I do not. I su;pect that
you were attacked because
of displaced anger. His
daulghter deserved the
scolding.
DEAR ABBY: My
elderly uncle and aunt have
a son-in-law who — tg&ut
it mxldl%— spins tall tales.
*“Tom” has been
EVERYwhere, done
EVERYthing and insists
on tell;xlllg anyone who will
listen all about it. He
H.:eaks many languages
uently (until someone
addresses him in one of
them) and has had count
less adventures in various
countries, although he
can't locate them on a
map.
My uncle and aunt have
boué; two cars for their
financially unstable daugh
ter and this phony. Both
times, Tom insisted on
mamtamin;ht_hem himself
(another of his legendary
skills). Afterwanf both
cars required major repairs
and e;:gtually had t;cge
scrapped.
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genius at creating comput
er software, when he
wasn't touring with a
famous bluegrass band —
the name of which he can’t
remember.
I am concerned that my
uncle and aunt are so awed
by this man that they might
one day allow him to man
age their finances (there is
no topic Tom is not an
expert on) or let him fix the
brakes on their vehicle.
I have to bite my togFue
to keep from saying, “Tom,
Yokohama is a city, not a
country. And if you’re real
gebest friends with Johnny
pp, why not invite him
over so we can all meet
him? Oh, and what you're
Ez;s_sing off as Farsi 1s Pig
tin,
Is there a wa¥ to tactful-
B;lintervene before some
ing awful happens ?wnh
out upsetting anyone?
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DEAR ROYAL
HIGHNESS: Yes, if you
do it privately, and say you
are speaking up only
because you are worried
about their welfare. Then