Columbus enquirer-sun. (Columbus, Ga.) 1886-1893, November 10, 1886, Image 4

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DAILY ENQUIRfeR • SUN: COLUMBUg, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 10. ISP*. ESTABLISHED IN 1828. 58 YEARS OLD. Daily, Weekly and Sunday. The ENQUIRER-SUN is Issued every Any, ex •ept Monday. The Weekly is issued on Monday. The Daily (including Sunday) is delivered by Oftiriers in the city or mailed, postage fYce, to sub ■Bribers for 75«*. per month, $2.00 for throe month?. $t.(H> for six months, or $7.00 a year. The Sunday is delivered by carrier boys in the City or mailed to subscribers, postage fYce, at Si .00 a year. The Weekly is issued on Monday, and is mailed subscribers, postage fYee, at $1.10 a year. Transient advertisements will be taken for the Daily at fl per square of 10 lines or less f »r the flrst insertion, and 60 cents for each subsequent Insertion, and for the Weekly at $1 for each in sertion. All communications intended to promote the private ends or interests of corporations, societies cr individuals will be charged as advertisements. Special contracts made for advertising by the pear. Obituaries will be charged for at customary rates. None but solid metal cuts used. AU communications should be addressed to the Enquirbr-8un. “IIkue’m” to the next election, and many happy return*. Tim man who did not receive votes enough to elect him is always counted out. Julian is said to be an uncomfortable Hawthorne in the side of James Russell Lowell. Tint man who is carried away with enthusiasm is frequently brought hack by disgust. Wk regret to say that the new tnaga- eine guns arc not for the purpose of shooting writers of war reminiscences. “Wit owe much to foreigners,” exclaims an excited exchange. That ought not to disturb it. it is what an editor owes to the natives that usually brings gray hairs to his head. k HCAU1TI, riUUK.DI IH ATLANTA. Our esteemed Contemporary, the At- unta Constitution, is noted for its enter i prise. And on its staff there i« n reporter w ho earns his salary besides lending a I glow to the local page < very morning, which makes it look like a hill board just before the advent of a circus. This reporter is a genius; and when lie sits down to write, imaginary and impossible events cluster around his pencil point like blue- bottle Hies around a horse’s ears in July and August. When u fight between two half-grown roosters has gone through the mill between his pencil and paper, it as sumes such nil infinite* colossulnes* that it would make the Charleston earthquake want to go behind the house and kii;k itself half to death. The Constitution man woke up the other day and greased his shoes and started out nosing for items. lie found one. lie must tell it ill his own language. Gentle reader, just lean your car to the cage and hear him twitter: A wild hog created an intense excitement among the ladies and children on Hunter street yesterdoy afternoon. The hog escaped from Tye’s slaughter house. Soon after noon yesterday the hog, 4 large, vfoinu, looking creature, made his escape from the slaughter pen by lighting through the men who went in to slaughter. After getting out of the pen the hog made a dead break towards the city, and with case outran everybody who undertook to head him off. About 4 o’clock he made his appearance on Hunter street, near the cemetery. Flakes of foam were hanging from his wide open mouth, and snapping at every one who came near him, created an intense ex citement. Ladies, children and negroes were badly frightened and leaving their yards went into their houses. , Two or three negro men, in compliance with the request, of ladies, attempted to drive the hog away, but the quadruped made a dash at them and quickly scattered them. The ’phone was used toatk help from the police department, and Patrolman Holland was sent out. When the patrolman rcuched the locality he found that the hog hod taken refuge under a house. The patrolman at- tempted to drive the hog out, and in doing so, induced a young man to crawl under the house, butthohog made a dash at him, and he was compelled to get out, just barely escaping the hog’s teeth. Patrolman Holland opened fire upon the hog. The first shot struck him in the shoulder. It maddened tho hog, and with open mouth he dashed at the patrolman, who was compelled to climb a fence to save himself, but from his place of safety he fired again at the hog, killing him. With nil his capers, this hog had his faculties about him, and when a crowd of sudi looking men as they generally keep on duty around an Atlanta slaughter house came toward him with axes and knives and sinister looks, and lips (irmly set, the hog, dumb brute as he was, took in the situation at a glance. He reas oned that their intentions were not hon orable, and that they had designs upon his person. [Hero the curtain falls to the sound of slow music.] The next scene represents the hog as ‘‘lighting his way through the men who went in to slaught er him, and after getting out of the pen he makes a dead break for Atlanta.” The hog hud evidently caught on by this time, but the men hadn’t. In the meantime, if we gather the full meaning of the reporter, the city of Atlanta sat serenely on the ridge, as unconscious as Pompeii on tho verge of her destruction; men catne and went in the marts of trade and laughed and jested as they had done aforetime. Children played on the green. Women gossiped til rough- the eraeks of the buekyifnt fences. The poei- wniting, polishcddntUoned policeman walked heavily on hip beat. Inal! the city there was hustle and business and laughteranr) song. Not a muscle quiver ed nor a cheek blanched. They didn’t know the hog was coming. Hut lie was. The reporter, with a grave respect for the narration of historical events, tells us that lb ■ hog performed the wonderful feat of‘‘outrunning everybody who tried to head him off.” A hog that can outrun people who are trying to catch him and people who are. trying to head him off at the same time, desei ves his liberty and a medal instead of dying and returning to dust and sausage in a slaughter house. But we cannot stop to moralize. The plot thickens. Tim reporter now tight ens His shoe-strings and spits on His hands and humps himself into this paralyzing statement, “Flakes of foam were hanging from his wide open mouth, and snapping at every one who came near him,” It was bad enough to have a mad hog around, but when the “(lakes of foam began to snap at everybody who came near,” any man except the (Constitution reporter of a performance of the would h(ive hLred 11 h “‘ ,k und told the Girl,” a Wilmington paper driver to take him to the highest steeple Ai.k Tayi/iii is going to play tho fiddle at the inaugural ball given to his brother. He is going to play second fiddle, so to spent. Alf’s opening tune should be, “Way Down in Tennessee.” Tiikuk is not so very much difference between a New York alderman und a tramp. One walks the street wondering where he will find hail, and the other where he can get something to eat. I)n. Crawford, a young lady practicing medicine in Chamhersburg, I’a., recently horsewhipped a young mail. If she whips every dude who deserves it she will never lie out of practice. Mil Tiiobiik, Carlisle's opponent, 1ms given the. latter notice that he will con test his seat in congress. Thoebe would be about as much at Homo in congress ns n liuneo-steeror would be in a Methodist experience meeting. Tiie signal service is not in league with the coal dealers. It predicts severe cold weather on Saturday. Coni cannot lie sold on Sunday and by Monday it is warm again, and the housekeeper does not Uiy in His coal. was sent out to he laid on the altar first, though the record shows that lie man aged to (‘limb on to a fene.; and thus elude both tho hog and the altar. But let the reporter tel! it again: "When Patrolman Holland reached the locali ty he found that the hog had taken refuge un der a house. Tho patrolman attempted to drive the hog out, and in doing so Induced a young man to cratvl under the house. Hut the hog made a dash at him nBd he was compelled to gut out. Just barely escaping the hog’s teeth." AAur this the reporter tells us that the hog got lie patrolman up a fence, and we suppose was preparing to pull down the fence when the patrolman shot him. Atlanta's park troubles are laying (Jhii’hiigo's in thesliadi’,strikoor no strike. The Knight- of Labor h-ivo never vet raised such a racket as this in Chicago. Charleston has had her earthquake, Lisbon her tidal wave, ai d Pompeii her volcanic eruptions, but Atlanta tins I had her hog fight, before which all the j others turn pale and. tremble ami melt ! away- ________ A jaw over four feet long and a petri fied heart have recently been found in the west. They doubtless belonged to the same individual. A man or woman with cheek enough to wield a four-foot jaw would naturally have a heart of stone. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. LAWYERS. ^JIMRLEfl R. RUSSELL, Attorney-at-Law, Ooliunbus, Ga. JOSEPH F. POU, Attorney-aULaw, Office up stairs over 1111 Broad street. 4NO. PEABODY. W. U. BRANNON. CHARLTON BATTLE. |)KABODY. BRANNON & BATTLE, Attorneys at-Law. 'I'HOMAS W. GRIMES, Attorney-at-Law Office up stairs over Robert Carter's drug store yy M. A. LITTLE, Attorney at-Law. ORIGSBY E THOMAS, JR. GRIGSBY E. CHANDLER. HOMAS & CHANDLER. o-pfticrs CREAM BAKING pawDl* MOST PERFECT MADE r Attomeys-at-Law. Office HD stairs over C K. HnchstraKserb OUt LITTLE 01 Cleansed, Purified and Beautified by the Cuticura Remedies. I T affords me pleasure to give you this report of the cure of our little grandchild by your Cuti cura Remedies. When six months old his left- hand began to swell and had every appearance of a large boil. Wc poulticed it, but all to no pur pose. About five months after it became a run ning sore. Soon other sores formed. He then had two of them on each hand, und as his blood became more and more tmoured it took less time for them to break out. A sore came on the chin, beneath the under lip, which wits very offensive. His head was one solid scab, discharging a great deal. This was his condition at twenty-two months old, when I undertook the care of him, his mother having died when he was a li< tie more than a year old, of consumption t,scrofula of course). He could walk a little, but could not get up if he fell down, and could not move when in bed, having no use of his hands. I immediately commenced wilh the Cu icura Remedies, using the Cuticura and Cuticura Soap freely, alia when he had taken one bottle of the Cuticura Resolv ent, his head was completely cureo, and he was improved in every way. We were very much en couraged, and continued the use of the remedies lor a year and a half. One sore after another healed, a bony matter forming in each one of these five deep Ones jnst before healing, which would finally grow loose and were taken out: then they would heal rapidly. One of these ugly bone formations I preserved. After taking a doz en and a half bottles he was completely cured, and is now. at the age of six years, a strong and healthy child. The scars on his hands must, al ways remain; his hands are strong, though wc once feared he would never be able to use them. All that physicians did for him did him no good. Ail who saw the child before using the Cuticura Remedies and see the child now consider it a wonderful cure. If the above facts arc of any use to you, you are at liberty to use them. MRS. E. S. DRIGGS, May 9, 1885. 612 E. Clay St., Bloomington, 111. Tho child was really in a worse condition than Cuticura Remedies are sold everywhere. Cu- ticura, the great Skin Cure. f»0c; Cuticura Soap, an exquiBite Skin Beautifier. 25c; Cuticu ra Resolvent! the new Blood Purifier, 81. Pre-t ^ ared by the Potter Drug and Chemical Co., oston. Neml for “How to CiircNkiu OiMttanoM.” m 'lTJING, Scaly, Pimply and Oily Skin j LI. beautified by the Cuticura Soap. OH! MY BACK. MY BACK ! Pain, Inflammation and Weakness of f the Kidneys. Hips and Side relieved in one minute by the Cuticura Anti-Pain. -Plaster. New and Infallible. At drug- Jgists. 25c. Potter Drug and Chemical Co., Boston. Many people think <taronimn n ^mit umn bei'ansu lie earn* nothing about w-lmt newspapers say of him. His brutal in- dilterenee has imitators in others -who do not understand the meaning of the Kn^tisli language- While the press is scoring Rev. Sam Small for going in debt for female jewel ry, we would remind the brethren that there is one redeeming feature about the j reverend gentleman’s indiscretion. He ' bought the jewelry for his wife. No indications have yet appeared of what the president’s message to congress will contain, other than that he is con sidering the best plan of reducing super- tluous flesh. Doubtless be will make nome recommendations on this subject. A Woman smoking in a street ear in the presence of men would no< be regard ed as a nice lady; and yet there art many men who do not hesitate to smoke in street ears in the presence of ladies, and who consider themselves gentlem n, dis gusting as they are in their habits. SPRINGER OPERA H0US£„ Frida) and Saturday, Number l?lit and Hth, NATI'HIUV MAT INK*;. ADELAIDE RANDALL Bijou Opera Company, | AS. M. LENNARD, Attorney at-Law. Office-back room over C. J. Edge’s shoe T L. WILMS, Attorney at Law Office over Crane’s corner. J AS. O. MOON, Attorney-at-Law and Real Estate Agent. Office corner below Swift’s warehouse. JAMES M. RUSSELL, Attorney-at-Law. Practices in tile state ond federal courts o! Georgia and Alabama. Office over 1247 Brood St. ». B. HATCHEn, I. D. PEABODY | JATCHER & PEABODY, Attomeys-at-Law. Office up stairs over 1119 Broad street. yyr a. tigner, Attorney-at, Law. Office on second floor of Garrard building. Q P. GILBERT, Attorney-at-Law. Prompt attention given to, all business. C over R. S. Crane. yyr b. slade, Attorney-at-Law. Office on second floor of Georgia Home build ing. yyr alonzo carter, Attorney-at-Law. Office up stairs over R. 8. Crane. | OUI8 F. GARRARD, Attorney-at-Law. illtce in Garrard building, over Wittich A r/ FRANCE ^Gathering- Grapes for making Creanj ofIartAR ^ Dr Price’s Cream BA&iN&PbwoEri PHYSICIANS. C. TICKNOlt Practicing Physician. Office at Robert Carter’s drug store. Physician and Suvgecn. Office up stairs over City Drug Store. FRIDAY EVENING. Audrain's Latest Succors, - v. The BRIDAL TRA^ Or The Pledge of Love. , I | j W. CAMERON, SiOurday Matinee—-The Kver Popular MIK.VIH), j” • practicing physician. »AT|T |{ day Kin HT. Office up stairs over Central Drug Store. Offenback’s Delightful Comic Opera, l PRINCESS of TREB1ZON PE. j J. E - GILLE8I ' IE ' i Practicing Physician. New and Gorgeous Costumes, imported from i * „ , , , , . . Paris and made by worth expressly for the above i Robert Carter s drug store. Operas. - • /fd*Admission $100. Gallery 50 cents Re served seats at Chaffin's without extra charge. nov7 5t The New York Store Is headquarters for Ladies’ Cloaks and Wraps of every description.- They have the largest stock in the city and sell them' cheaper. 500 Walking Jackets from $1.50 up. 100 Newmarkets at all prices. 100 elegan! Short Wraps in all kinds of material and in all the new designs and shapes. 500 Jerseys from 50c. up. You will make a mistake if you fail to see our stock of the above goods before buying. A small lot of m w Salines jus! received. New goods received daily. J. E. CARGILL, Agent, oclO d&w3m I an Amazing Business We Did Sl’UA kim; “Biiltvni::ii Bays: "When Miss liandilll sang ‘The Silver Line,’ the house was carried away.” This was bad for the owner of the house. Miss Randall should try something in the greenback line, and let the house stay where it is. “TtiBCvil that men do lives after them." To none in the world’s history are these words more applicable than to Captain Kidd and his pirates bold. Beneath the sands of New Jersey lies part of the stolen treasure of these marauders of the seas. Men are still digging for and dreaming about this blood-covered gold. Thursday a man at Long Branch found two English pennies where for several months fools have been diligently dig ging for Kid I’s hidden wealth. Poor man! He lias bee seized with the same fever which has possessed more than one wretched r. orlal on these Kidd-haunted shores and is now using spade and pick axe with frantic enthusiasm. But the English pennies were doubtless dropped on the Long Branch sands by some light-hearted anglomaniac during tlie past summer, and are nothing more nor less than suggestive mementoes of a very jlioderote ki4. in the city. Scene third opens with an encounter between tho hog and the Atlanta police, with pools selling in favor of the hog. Tho motto of the Gate City police is said to be, ‘‘Get there, Eli.” But the force had forgotten to wear their mottoe out with them that day, or else they de cided that it was not exactly an fait to seek the bubble repu tation at the mouth of a hog which had just wiped the iloor with a whole slaugh ter house full of butchers, and was at that time besieging the city. Or perhaps they had heard that the whole human race has its choice between “whole hog or none,” and they chose the hitter. But the time for decisive action had arrived. The ling had thrown out ids picket line in front, Fent couriers to the rear with orders to double-quick, and was march ing up Hunter street with nuisie playing and flags flying in all the pomp and cir cumstance of war. But every occasion lias its hero. At this juncture, an At lanta man, as if realizing that the city was in danger, smothered every thought of wife and babes and rushed recklessly into a house and tcleph"'nsd for a policeman. Patrolman Holland THItEJ FINEST * . BRUCE. | yy W. BRUCE & SON. ROBERT BROCK. LAST LTOLTTTI! Suburb Residence! Mr. (Jen. W. Woodruffs Linn- wood Home. ClX LARGE ROOMS, three large dreading ^ ’ rooms with closets, wide hall with folding doors, making a room of the rear hull 14x20; three servants’ houses; large smokehouse, two large burns; also stables with stalls., carriage house: eonlamiwoodhou.se; two wells of good water, kitchen with large pantry attached; 50 acres of land with wood sufficient for place. The finest conservatory in or around Columbus. All fences and out-buildings in good repair. I will be pleased to show this magnificent place to any one at any time. Price low and on long time. JOHN BLACK MAR, Real Estate Agent, Columbus, Ga. se wed& fri tf FOR SALE. Temperance Hall, two-story brick building, walls and timbers perfectly sound. Could be converted into a splendid warehouse at nominal expense. Quarter acre lot. Will sell fot what the land is worth -thirty percent below assessed value. The Wilkersou Residence, Third aveuue, op- poftite Mr. Jno. Hill’s. The Harrison Dwelling ami 40 acres, Ueall- wood. Two-story Brick Store occupied by J. H. Gabriel & Co. Quarter acre lot north Jackson street. POL TLZEDTTT. Offices and Sleeping Rooms over Singer Sew ing Machiuc Co’s office. L. H. CHAPPELL, Broker, Real EstaU And Insurant* Agent. dtf Practicing Physicians. J NO. J. MASON, Practicing Physician. Office at Cffty Drug Store. |) E. GRIGGS, Practicing Physician. Offie up stairs over Evans & Howard’s WHAT CROWDS WIE HAD. drug 1 How the Goods Moved: /CARLISLE TERRY, Physician and Surgeon. Office over 1119 Broad street. Residence 214 Tenth street. ’I' W. BATTLE, Practicing Physician. Officce over Brannon & Carson. Residence 727 Broad street. IHvYTIKTS. w. r F. TIGNER, Office up stairs over Glass Bros’ drug store, ( Twefth street. i C 'l EO. W. McELHANEY. J Dentist. Office up stairs over Wittich A Kinsel’s, in Garrard building. ^yM. J. FOGLE, Dentist. Office over Rothschild Bros., 1217 Broad street. Perfect U5: ; . Without THStrH’MG. t.s ATLANTA UACKINAKI tw., 1 We are equal to the demand. Ask both Telegraph com panies and they will tell you we use the wires daily to re plenish our stock. Ask the Express company; they will tell you that wc use them freely for the same purpose. Received Last Week: New Dress (foods in choice shades in Tricots, Cassimere Tvaveres, Trieol.ines, Cashmeres. Serges, Homespuns, etc. New stock Eider Down. New stock Jersey Flannels, Jer sey Jackets and Plush Wraps. Slock Black and Colored Silks. We cannot mention here the many fresh arrivals, as our stock is changing daily. We are not given to bragging, but will modestly say if you will give us an even chance we will sell you your goods every time. Call and see us. J. A. KIRVEN & CO.