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T1IE C'INSTITUTION PUB. CO
ATLANTA, GEORGIA, FOR THE WEEK ENDING TUESDAY, JUNE 4, 1S7S.
No. 49, Volume X
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®ecu William Etaxt* will shine
as * Mexican.
What an the republicans going to
do tor csmpa'gn materiel ?
Tnx ftithfol Ktgere Ue.li the ad-
ministration with til* usual urbanity.
To convict a thief ia to Mexican!!,
things. Who would have thought the
Mexicans are oo koreat ?
Thx republican part; will be boned
*n 1‘oUer'a field. The country will
breathe freer when the funeral ia oyer.
Taa Widow Oiver aff-ir by no
rneana aflacted old Simon Gameron’a
talenta ana Pennaylvaniapolitician.
Thx eaalern war lags. Gladstone’,-
boon haan't been atoned foi aeveral
daya Are there no iJ’.Irfni. in Eogland ?
Joan SnaaMAH thinka the democrata
are mad with him. Such an eminent
atateaman ahoold have nn such deroga
tory Ideas.
Wnxw the country ia Mexicanixed
Carl Ncbnrx can go bare-legged and
make apeechea before anykody’a con-
aiitoency.
Tux aaaociated pro*. ahudee to Gregg
Wright, of the Augnata Chronicle, me
a colonel. Colonel Barr may no* pre
pare for war.
Thx Vermont republicans do not
meet the expectations of the organs.
The Ver. reps, were probably in a
q uandary.
Mb. Dama's paper, the New York
Won, has ol late come to be what the
Vorld calls an “esteemed contempt
rary.” This is because the two cannot
agree.
\ acouiew is the court favorite. He, a number of suburban reeorte quite as
delightful as be can find anywhere,
such as Ponce de Leon, Edgewood,
West End, etc. He will find the very
beat hotels in tbs south, supplemented
by many elegant private boarding
houses, where he can be taken care
in fine stvle and at low cost for the s<
son.
in short, we cannot dwell upon de
tails. He will fiad in Atlanta all the
luxuries, comforts and delights that a
great city can give, eiupled with a cli
mate perfectly healthy and an atmos
phere that ia wonderfully cooL The
wise man will go no further than At
lanta in his search fora enmmer retreat.
Col Barb has not been called on~to
explain why he called the editor of the
Augusta Chronicle a “colone'." There
are some thing, that even an editor
will refute to snbmit to.
Arraa all the d -ga are aafely caged
and everything, it is to be hoped the
city authorities will go around and
sprinkle a little carbolic acid in the
streets. Such a course would result tn
no barm.
Bill Pouox, of New V ork, is alluded
to aa “a shining light,” and is said lo be
“noted for hie piety.” This is probably
true. 8ome of the land owners in Tel
fair and Montgomery counties in this
state would probably swear to it on the
Tub negro minstrel who rises in hie
asatand exclaims: “Pulldown your
colleges!” ia probably a cash sub
scriber to a paper edited by college
students. Ue ought lo cry : “Spunk
us all with the great North American
grammar.''
Tns registers ol liankmptcy are at
Washington in force, and the indica
tions now are that they will succeed in
preventing a repeal of the bankrupt
act. The people will have some qora
tions to ask on this subject ourlt g the
fall campaign,
Tiixaa s a quarrel in the Baltimore
papers about their Paris correspon
dents. Tua OoNiTtTCTios is fortunate
in this respect, O ir Paris correspon
dent ia really in Paris—whatever bis
regrets about the matter may be; and
he will remain tkere the entire sea
reeds extracts from the newspapers to
the empress every day. aud if the
courtiers can control the chancellorihip
be may get it.
Toe choice, however, probably lies
between Count fichonvah ffambaaeador
io London, and General igoat eT, the
late ambassador to Constantinople.
The chances of the former wonld be
the beat if peace should come, while io
case of war the latter woulu surely win.
If a congress should be convened, as
now seems probable, the treaty of Bu
fttefaoo that ignatieff devised, would be
torn up, and Hchouvalcff’, star won d be
in the ascendant. The last named
wonld play the fire: role in each n body
and woold almost inevitably gain the
poet that be has long been popularly
assigned to. A renewal of war, on the
other band woold bring in Ignatieff. At
present Stbonvaloff seems destined to
become Prince GortscbakofiTs succes
sor. The caprice of an irresponsible
sovereign is however an nncer.ain
quantity.
Acccaeo or ukresy.
The general assembly of tfie northern
Presbyterian church has, by a vote ot
274 to «, f .noil the Rev. Dr. Miller, ol
New Brunswick, New Jersey, guilty of
heresy. This decision cloees his cleri
cal career in that church. Dr. Miller
baa long held views in conflict with the
oonfession of faith but bie presbytery
ook no action iu his case until he
gathered all his obnoxious opinions to
gether and put them in a book. Itia
charged that be, in that book, teaches
that the soul is not immortal—that at
the death of the body it becomes ex
tinct. and ao continues until the resur
rection. This doctrine is clearly con
trary to that contained in the confes
sion of faith. Ue also holds that Christ
was personally accounted guilty of
Adam’s sin, that be inherited a cor
rupt nature and needed to die, and
was redeemed by his own death. He
also ditends the doctrine of the trinity.
We have not read hia'book ; but it is
plain that if it contains any such doc
trines ss these the general assembly
was compelled to either suspend thi
doctor or Us confession of faith. It de
cided to let the doctor elide by a large
majority. Hence it is that we have a
full dodged care of hereey in the nine
teenth century.
Tint BiXKKcrr law.
At the inatigallon of the registers of
bankruptcy the repeal of the bankrupt
act baa been postponed to the first dsy
of September,thusgivingthoserfficiels
an extremely profitable summer. They
will accumulate business enough bv
that time in fact to last them
aeveral year*, at least io all the
large cities of Ilia country. We be
lieved, and still balieve, that the bouse
could have aliortened the life of the
obnoxious bill to the month o! June —
that the senate would not have let the
subject goe to the people—but per
bape it is belter for the business inter
eat of the country that something defi
nite and certain should be immediate
ly established on the subject. I
places a limit to rascality in the
form of yuluntory bankruptcy, and
gives the officials a chance to carve up
only each estates aa can be gathered in
this summer. Honest enterprise wil]
have a iqnare chance after AugusL
ASPiBAtna roB coxgbcss.
Some of our readers—qaitea number
in fact, judging from the pile of com-
mnniCAtions before us—have misnn-
d* ntood the object of the column for
“Free expressions by the people.” We
did not introduce that column for the
special nse of aspirants for congress; it
ie open for anything of general Impor
tance to our readers. From the num
ber of communications received one is
led to believe that it is the desiie ol
“Many Citiiena" to fill not only this
column, but several others with opin
ions as to the merits of the several
a-pirants for office. It ia utterly
impossible to publish all that
has been written on the subject.
We cannot afford it, and it would be
ni just to oar aubscibera. We publish
a more taper; we undertake to give the
oewaol the day; ouraobecriheraexpect
that. If we devote our space to a dis
enssion of the meritsoi aspirants before
a nomination, and thus exclude the
news, we displease thoae from whom
we get a support. If we do this for one
we wonld have to do it for all.
We have determined hereafter to
publish only such communications
from the friends of aspirants as are paid
for. II a man thinks his opinion ol
sufficient weight for pnblcttion, be can
afford to pay for its promulgation. We
can not adopt any other rale that
would be lair to all cocc -rued. II fuch
communications are iff.-red, we wil)
have to make room for them ao as not
to interfere with the space alloted to
other readirg matter. This wonld be
an additional expense that we could
not afford to incur for the rake even of
serving all our friends who wish to
nominate their friends for congress.
ini roar bill
ATLANTA AS A aVBUBB RESORT.
VI ider the terms of the grand com
promise. the Fort bill, autborix ng the
re-uene of greeobicke and uoppint
their further contraction, has gone to
the president. The bill pasted tt
house shoot four weeks ago, but owing I ciently supplied with the c miort* that
to the absence of Senator Junes, of Ne-1 a man looking for pleasure'ikea to find,
vada, it could not command » favors- There ia no more inexorable rale in life,
b> report from the senate finance com- th n tnat a few we«ks of rert is needed
The moat m-lancholy title ever given
to a book was the one that game to
Gail Hamiltou’a mind when, droniog
the summer awty in n miserable re
treat, ahe beth> tight her of some name
for her volnmed fancies, and struck
upon "Twelve Miles frame I.-mon
That ia the climacteric, it seems to
us, of earthly unhappiness -“Twelve
mil Strom a Itmoii!'' There’s savage
desolation for yon I There ia dearth
of all things civillitd—no newspaper-
no mail—no books—no company—no
lnxnnes-rno ice—no music -no sights
to see, or events to dir curs -a blank,
dreary tontine of sleeping and eating
Abd yet there era many people who
bnry themeelvea in just such ont-t f
the-way plscea as this every summer.
Moreover, many other* go to wa
tering place* that are not much better,
and that lose their few advantages in
being crowded with guests snd iusutfi
TUB FINANCIAL QUESTION.
Z The Washington correspondents
ray—there can therefore be no mistake
about it—that the greenbacks), and
the contractionis:s have come to an
understanding that practically settles,
aa far aa the present session is concern
ed, the currency end resumption ques
tion whicn have been freely dttcuaeed
ever since October.
The bargain is briefly this: The
greenback leaders have agreed, wi'hout
pledging their followers, that they will
not interfere with Secretary Sherman’s
plans of resumption under the present
laws, provided a law be passed where
by any further contraction of legal ten
der notes be absolutely prohibited. To
satisfy these people the old party of
what were known before the silver leg-
■station as hard money men or resnmp-
tionists, have agreed to yield this point.
In consideration of the yielding of this
point, which entered very lightly into
the main question of resumption, the
icflaliomste or eoft money men, or
whatever they may be called, have
receded from their position against re
sumption, believing It possible and
agreeing to give Secretary Sherman a
chance to try resumption under the
present law. In a test of the senate
two things are to be observed: First
that the majority which can pass a bill
to hamper resumption will not.jeop.
aid ze their scheme by inviting a presi
dential veto. In other words, they
will not go forward without assurance
of a two-thirda vote of the senate on
any proposition that antagonises re
sumption, and they will try the
Matthews amendment on that
point. The Mattbews amend
ment means elastic and con-,
venient resumption,but antagonists the
present law by resuming for a while
and stopping at certain points for fur
ther accumul tion of coin. The finance
committee will not press its resump
tion bill, bnt will yield to the inflation
majority of the senate, without a single
objection from the committee or from
the treasury with the assurance that the
house bill to prevent further retirement
uf greenbacks will not be vetoed by the
president; and this concession practi
caliy makes the bill a law and as soon
it c >mes before the senate for con
sideration. It ia tactily agreed that
this thull end financial legislation for
this year ao far aa it aflVcts our
bonded debt, resumption or materially
aflects our currency volume by any
means other than to prevent its con
traction and perhaps prevent legisla
tion regarding silver certificates.
This understanding does not spring
from any lack of strength on the anti-
contraction side tf either house, bat
ex s'enco at all ia dne to the lateness
the seseion and to the apprehension,
perhaps, of presidential interference in
the shape of veto messages. It is
tbonghl that the Matthews amendment
will not even be pressed, but that the
Fort hill sb it came unanimously from
senate finance committee,
will be accepted »ithout amend
ment. As the president and his
financial lieutenant are opposed
any legislation whatever on the re
sumption question, this settlement is
undoubtedly the wisest course that
could be adopted at this time. We be
lieve it will be so regarded by the peo
ple ol the south and we-t. It robs
John Sherman of a dangerous power;
and we can afford to regard with com
placency his resumption antics when he
has no power to rqueexe us. Let him
prooceed; and if be fails, congress will
bo able to intelligently supply during
the short session all the legislation that
the ease may demand.
milter. A report, and speedy
action by the seuate, and indemnity
against a vsto ware a. cured through
the compromise recently entered into.
The passage of this bill leaves the
graenWck circulation aV.n round nnm
bore, $340 000 000,anJ leaves the secre
tary of the treasury free to accomplish
th* resumption that be has long and
confidently premised. It doubtlem
end*, aa far ns this suasion is concerned,
financial legislation. It is well.
Silver he* been remonetised,
and John Sherman deprived ol ail
power to squeezi the people. The
most that he can do, is to aell bonds
lor resumption purpose*, bat aa this is
only a muter of interest and not of
general bankruptcy, we can aff -rd to
kl him go ahead, hoping that he will
be able to accomplish all that be set*
out to do. The south and west have
carried their chief points, and the
other measures for currency relief,
will doubtless be remitted to the other
loaTscBsBorra scccbsaob.
it is conceded In St Petersburg that
the active day* ol the aged chancellor
are over, and that the czar will soon
choose hi* successor. It is thought that
this choice will be confiaed to four
men— B iron Jomini, Minister Van-
ouiew, Count Schouvaloff and General
Ignatieff. Batoo Jomini has long been
Prince Gortechak. lTs right hand man,
his assistant, and he is now hla choice
for the »accession; but the baron does
not well understand the old Russian
language .and without sneha knowledge
no minister ran be ppnlar. Minister
in the heated summer months. There
ia with moat business men but little
business to do at that time of the year,
and the tired and relaxed nervous sys
tern demands rest. “Where shall this
necessary reel be taBen 7” is a very im
portant question. As far ss we ate
concerned, we should select Atlanta ss
our retreat f r the summer. Tue ad
vantages of this city ns a summer resort
are patent snd numerous. It is cool
loan ex’raordin&ry degree. Outside
of a biasing week or two in June, there
is no season ol the year when it is op
preatively hot in the day, when it
not cool and pleasant at night.' It
upon series cf hills snd
catches all the breezes, no mat-
frorn what quarters they come. Then
besides this, the loans who wisely
chooses to spend h .s summer here, has
all the luxuries that go to make sum
mer tolerable, right at his ha- d. He
has ice aud ice* - fruits, dom -lie and
imported - creams, sherberts, confec
tions, cocktails—in fact everything that
nature has produced, or human ingen
uity devised, to mitigate the solstice
and soothe the perspiring frame. He
will find splendid society here—men,
women and children—maidens of rare
beauty and accomplishments—genial
and sociable young folks, and most ol
the distinguished officials m the state,
He will find hundreds of elegant homes
ted such n place, with porcelain from
Pilivnyt, glass ware from Bacarat,
piste glass from St. Gobsin, snd Prof.
Edward Schelscher for cook 1 Bnt the
ladies couldn’t be coaxed to the hotel
simply bscsuM they wouldn’t eacrific
male company. They wonld rather
stay at the boarding houses, and put
op with hall bed room-, poor fare and
skimp lurnitnre, and have their gen
tlemen then take the luxuries of Stew
art without them. It is natural, aud
you can’t blame them.”
Mis. Sewart is said to regret, even
more than the handful of boarders in
*he hotel, the failure of the experi
ment. Like her husband, she bad ex
pectod grand results from the enter
prise. It was to inaugurate s new de
parture. Besides, Mrs. Stewart had
honed to spend the remainder of her
days among those of her own sex whom
sho bad surrounded with all the com
forts of the finest hotel in the world.
But the failure, as Judge Hilton esys,
was “natural," and the doors cf the
woman’s hotel will soon be closed. We
will qot
was first laid by the American (Brtfiih) and
Kissers Americas shire. The first mrosage
printed 17 h AafueL ’SS. The Creel Eastern we*
need In lajicA the cable ol *66.
Why or Comae It Isn’t.
Atlanta, M y 03.
Editors Co.vbtitotios : In Shole’s
Atlanta dir ct-ry ot 1878 the population of At
lanta [centos of 1877) Is nut a» 88.956. snd Co
lombo*. Os., (census of 1870) 81.(74. 1* thst
the comet eez-usof the last named dtyT By
replying through your paper you will er.-ally
oblige. Toon truly, Stsamgz*.
It li certainly a mistake. Columbus has cer
tainly not more than 10.000 or 11,000; probably
8,000.
A HORRIBLE ROAST.
A TIiMBfuton Colored Family In «l>e
Flame—Blood-Cnrdllnff Detail*.
HOTELS FOR WO MSS.
A f ter two months* experience, Mrs.
Stewart or Judge Hilton, or both, have
decided that the experiment of a hotei
for women exc OMvely is a failure. The
dream of Mr. S ewart is to be aban
doned, and the building opened on
tie 5 h of next month aa a general
hotel. The necessary changes are being
made. Theee changes include the
addition of such conveniences as a
smoking room, billiard room, barber
shop and—har. The hotel had accom
modations for one thousand women; it
needed at least five hundred lo meet
running expenses; it conld only secure
fifty, and at least fifteen of that num
ber were women who did not earn their
liviog, and came to the hotel merely
out « f economy. •
The hotel, which cos: $3 700 000, was
not built for rich women. Mr. Siewart
used to say, as he watched the progress
of the building: “That hotel will make
1,000 working women happy and inde
pendent. If it succeeds, the example
will be imitated. It will be a woman’s
kingdom, where those cf them that
with to be alone can be so. It will
prove whether or not the sexes can live
apart, and whether or not it will be
better for them to do eo, whether or not
they will choose to.”
'Bat” says Judge Hilton, “it is
failure. I’ll tell you why. Iis verv
simple and very natural. 1 believe
that you cannot get women o accept
any help based on the conciition of
separation from the other sex. 1 am
sore that they cannot be tempted by
an7 comforts and loxariea to stay or
live away from the other sex. Yun
can ran a hotel for men exclusively
but for women, yon can’i; I believe
that the majority of women not over
50 yean of age entertain some hopes
a union, and a great many over that
agedo;rndyon cannot do anything
for them if yon make the condition
impair their chances in the least. The
failure of the Woman’s hotel will bs
worldwide example for philanthro
pists. It is a terrible dirappointment
to all interested. I am not greatly
surprised at the failure. Bat I have
done my fall da*y in the fi.ee of a con
Fiction of inevitable failure.
THE ARMY APPROPRIATION BILL.
The house has added to the regular
army appropriation bill the Banniog
bill for the reorganization of the army.
This was done to compel, if possible,
the senate to sanction army reform f
What the senate will do, it ia impossi
ble to foresee; but it is plain that the
house should stand firmly by the bill
it has matured.
This bill contains much more than a
provision for a redaction of the army
from 25,000 to 20,000 enlisted men. It
seeks to inaugurate other reductions
that are greatly needed. It is an effort
to bring about a proper ratio between
men and officers; for the army has
long been maintained on a system that
makes it cost as much as an army of
three times its strength should
cost. It contains, in round
numbers, one commissioned officer
to e^ery eight men. It is almost an
army of officers. Instead of an army
for defence it hasbecome an army for
officers. The Banning bill seeks to
remedy this extravagance by muster
ing oat or retiring 380 officers, by on-
solid ting both regiments and com
panies, and by abolishing a large num
ber of stsfl officers. The Fred Grants
of the servics are sent to their regi
ments by a provision which makes five
year’s service in the line preliminary
service in the staff corps.
Redactions in the pay of all commis
sioned officers are provided for, and
the whole concern is pat on a footing
more io keeping with the times and
the appreciation of the currency. The
new bill aims to provide duties for the
staff and comm' Is for the field offi -
cere. In th „ respects it certainly
should command itself to every sena
tor who favere economy and honesty
in the public service.
There are other provisions equally
excellent. By an amendmet the In
dian bureau ia transferred to tue war
department This wonld have
been done long ago; if the peo
ple had been as influential at
Washington as the contractors and their
partners in the employ of the govern
ment. The war department will have no
object in mnltiplying the reservations
and agencies for tLepurpfise of increas
ing the opportunities t0steal, and there
little reason to doubt that this change
alone will soon pat an end to nine~
tenths of onr Indian ware. The pres
ent policy is profitable only to the
agents and contractors. The change
should insure the passage of the bill.
Mr. Kaott’s amendment prohibiting,
under penalties of fine and imprison
ment, the employment of any part of
the armv as a posse comitatus or other
wise under the pretext or for the pur*
pose of executing the laws except in
snch cases and under each circumstan
ces as snch employment of troops may
expressly authorized by act of con
gress, was also adopted. For the army’s
sake this *hon!d be accepted by the
senate. It is high time that army offi
cers weie mastered oat aa political
agents. The elections can now ran
themselves,and the bayonet shonld seek
another field on the plains or along the
o Grande. And yet it is claimed
that the amendment wili jeopardize the
passage ot the bill. This is, wb hope, a
libel against the common sense and
conservatism of our people, against self
government.
Tike bill is in fact* so reasonable, and
army organization has become
so desirable that we hope that the
boose will stoutly defend its measure,
even to the extent of repeating the
lesson of list year. Republicanism
ill never loosen its grasp on the spoils
until it is choked off, and any reform
most, therefore come, if it comes at all
during this seesion, by firce. The
house should not hesitate to use all the
power that it possesses.
From a gentleman who resides in
Thom»>ion, we learn the partial and a
FEARFUL ACCIDENT,
which occurred Saturday nl«hi about dark on
the plantation ot Mr Tom Shannon,
about two milea from that place. On
farm lived a worthy negro
and hit wife who had six children, the eldeat
being only ten yean of age. Saturday night
about dark the lather waa away in town and the
mother wia attending to the cowa on the farm
It appean that the eldeat of the children tried
to prepare tome upper for the family before
her parent* ihould return. The cooking waa
done on an old store which rood very near the
door. From it the floor caught and soon It waa
impossible for the children to escape. Every
oeof the six
PERISHED IN THX FIRE.
The father and mother only reached the scene
just after the rafters had fallen in and their
children had been killed.
The particulars of the affair are shocking and
It was deeply regretted by the entire comma-
nity.
THJS BLOCK CABB.
Ibe Work or tbe Commission or the
Atlanta Presbytery.
Last Sunday morning was a very in
teresting time at the Central Presbyterian
church. Thd commission appointed by the At
lanta presbytery to inVMtlgats the unfortunate
differences now existing in theCen'ral church,was
busy at ita work several daya last week. 8nnday
day morning was appointed for ths time
report The sermon was
preached by Rev. Henry Qalgg of
Conyers, from the text, '*By gracj we are
saved.** The discourse was intended toteaci
the beauty ahd power of Christian love, and to
ahow how *t can avail to h at all differences
which are so apt to turn into bitterness. The
thoughts of the discourse were briefly expressed',
and its tone was moat appropriate to the ocm*
■ions and the circumstances. At the conclusion
of the sermon. Rev 8 8 Gal Hard, of Grlf&o, the
chairman of the commission, rose and read ita
decision to th* congregation.
It waa brief and pointed, and spoke plainly on
the case. First, it declared agaiLat the policy
panned by tboee who took exceptions to the
three sermons of Dr. Lefiwicb on the subject of
dancing, snd pronounced their action in the
premises improper and deeply to be regretted.
It at pealed to them In affectionate and earnest
terms to come back and join their brethren in
the support of the church and the malntenancs
of a spirit of Chris lon forbearance and love in
all the bearings of the disputed case.
In the second place, the commission appealed
to the pastor not to re-open any of the wounds
of the recent sad disruption, and in all gmtle*
and charity to deal with those who differed *
from bis views ol right and Christian propriety
in certain matters. It advised bim not to »g-
mravate any troubles already existing, but in all
thlngr»totryand soothe the heart burnings which
now sfflict the congregation.
he paper farther stated that the case waa in
tbe courts of the church where the principle^
involved would be clearly set forth and pro
claimed by the highest authorities of the
church, and that In the meanwhile both par
GREETING GEORGIANS.
HBMPIOB HELPS TO IfEICOlfS
COLQUITT AUD H1B SOLDI EBB.
Going to fleet tbe Gnenta—Saluta
tions Formal and Informal—A
Warm Ree#piloa la Hero Senses
Than One—a Mtlltoiy Display ol
Which Cbnrleoioa XKay Well Feel
Frond.
Saturday last was a day ever to be re
membered in the annals of Chari eston,
and one that we hope will not soon be
forgotten by the strangers from across
the Savannah, who then first made
acquaintance with onr time-scarred
dty and with the people who, whatever
their f salts may be, are never ashamed,
at home or abroad, to acknowledge
them-eivee Charlestonians. The visit
of the Gate City Guards to Charleston,
although at first intended to bn a
mere military excursion for instruc
tion and improvement of the corns,
became noised abroad through the
newspapers, and from the time the
Georgians struck Carolina soil thev
f mnd arms extended'in welcome,* wel
come that increased, if not in earnest
ness, at least in demonstration and dis
play until, when they arrived in
Charleston, it culminated in the hand*
somest parade that our city has known
for years. Everything combined lo
give eclat to the occasion, ard all went
merry as a marriage bell. The sky waa
dear, the sea breeze balmy, it was a
sort of half holiday ou which everybo
dy could turn out, and then too, to
crown all, our own noble governor was
here, enabling us in a measure to ten*
der the hospitalities of the state, aa
well as of the city, to the chief magis*
trate and citizen soldiery of gallant,
yonnor and glorious Georgia.
Tftree passenger coaches were sent to
Greenville to carry Governor Colquitt
and party and the Gate City Gnards to
Charleston without furtht r change. At
Smeatb’s station they were met by
Mayor Sile, who tendered the hospital
ities of the city to the visitors.
BECfiPTION OF THE “G. C. Q.” AT THE
DEPOT.
As the train rolled into the depot at
Charleston tbe cannon of the Lafayette
artillery thundered forth a welcoming
salute of thirteen guns. In response to
warm words of we: come from Msjir
Buist, Captain Burke, in behalf of nis
command, said:
RESPONSE OF CAPT J. F. BUBKE.
Friends, Citizens, Soldiers: The pro
verbial hospitality, of Catoltna’s citizens
finds to-day another evidence of their
unselfish generosity in the magnificent
reception you have prepared for ua.
Yet I charge Capt- Bjist, as your mil-
i'ary representative, with unfairness in
attacking me ere I had scarce set f jot
within the bounds of your historic city
with a bouquet of rounded periods,
and overwhelming me with tastefully
arranged dusters of rhetorical elo
quence, previously prepared, to stifle
m its incipiency every germ of inspi
ration which this flattering reception
is so weil calculated to promote. Mv
stock of responses was exhausted along
the road, for there was not a town, vil
lage, turu-out, or water tank, that was
not stuffed with warm and eloquent
greetings offered to os; and even the
ladies and little children who conld not
make speeches, compromised by del
uging us with bouquets of bright gems
of paradise, which they flui g at us
through the windows of our coaches.
I do not like to charge a man with un
fairness, particularly your own gallant
captain. ’But he well understood
his vantage ground. He well
ties ehuu’.d forbear with each other’s faults, and I knew that I could not m*ke
should jjln in earnest prsjer snd hope for the fining response to h ; s eloquent greeting,
settlement of all troubles snd the restoration of with memory burdened with dusty
pertect peace. I rea l estate accumulated from nearly
When Mr. Galllaid concluded the reading I p jrn i; n o an( i « ti.rnut
of the decision of the oommUnlon, he made 1 €Ver 7 county:tn Carolina, and a.throat
. to ^ congregation I stuccoed with coal cinders. My friends,
rgtng that they restore it is no small matter to confront an
^jxthes.UK.power^aefflracyoiairi.tl.. overwhelming reception ouch as you
The documents were heard with profound at- I have given us. It is no small matter to
i ^ po ^ l .V n,l “7 , travel four hundred miles to reach it.
It is hoped by tbe friends ol b th parties in I T , __ ftrno i| mo .* or a rRft i
this unfortunate tffilr that there will soon be!a I “ 18 do small matter to toie a real
final and perfect setUementof all their dlfflcm- I live governor, with eighty thousand
lies Ths paper read Sunday will 6e presented J majority stuck on him, from Atlanta to
10of j 11 ®eaurcu, | Rnf i. nnt ell At
where i. will be fully considered,and we hope
final decision lor pesos will be reached.
MILLIONS OF FISH.
Charleston. But that is not alL
Columbia we scooped up another piece
of heavy artillery -we fonnd your own
Governor Hampton ready to welcome
us, and he did it in regal style; but in
stead of hiB taking us we captured him
and we took him to the train, put both
the governors in their little beds,toreed
epond on behalf of the men, and called the free of “a man that it would do to
SN9W*RB TO COBMBBPONDBNia
It Is W ( ewsrd**-Xst Ylllwln.
Atlanta, Msy 13.
Editors Coe stitctios : Your answer
about the quotation—* The n*an that lays hla
hand upon a woman. dc., n ;ts doubtless correct,
bat it Isn’t felt exongh. Our bets were not as to
wno wrote it. but as to whether the last word
we* *• coward ” or -Tiila'n ** John Tobu.*s
•‘Honeymoon** it not in the library Can yc
give ua the quotation * W.S.G.
Tbe qnoUtion is a follows:
The men Urn lays his hard upon a wrmin
tve in the way of kindness, is s wretch
Whom it were base flattery to call a CJWAUi.”
Wbat Ibe Den re are They ?
Somewhere, Ga., May 25.
Editors Constitutioh : Please give
some help towards procuring “dls-ieated eggs.*
said Ui be prepared in 8:. Loci*. > Usouri, with
in the lass few years hrepOLtfully, ~
Yon are locking after a queer thing. No such
article on hand in any of onr grocery stores, aud
you'll have to console St. Loots.
a Word A bo at Mi* phene’s History.
Savannah, ga., Msy SO. 1878.
Editors Constitution; Has Mr.
Stephens’* History of the United states been
generally adopted by tbe sootuem pec
their senoob? How does Mr. Stephens’s
ry compare with Mr Swintoa’a school edition ?
Whch of these books ta used is tbe public
schools of Atlanta? Do the superioteoddats cf
lulled State* Commissioner
Work In Georgia.
Yesterday a reporter cf The Consti- I them over to you this morning, and
Timo* met Mr J F Etlu. ol the Dotted state* now may the Lord have mercy on them,
flih commission. He is in Geo.-gia for a purpose I It was our privilege to eicort Gov-
which our people will highly appreciate, for I ernor Hampton. when he was in our
there’s I city of Atlanta, and we shall always
••millions in it” I feel honored in being his escort. We
He has juit retained from Covington, where I shonld feel honored la being the escort
he has been for the purpose of stocking the | of the governor of any state, provided
Yellow river with shad. Through the tffldent I he was the right kind of a governor,
libers of Congressman Boant, the riven In his I Governor Colquitt and Governor Hemp-
district and tome outside have received a due I ton are the right kind of governors,and
ahare of governmental patiooage. I if you think that Governor Hampton
Mr Eilis has just placed in the Yellow river at I will not have votes enough to make his
the point where the Georgia railroad crosses it I majority big enough, just lei UB k iow,
seventy-five THocsaND shad and we will let yon make a draft on
of a fins variety. Mr ElUa goes to cany an equal I Governor Colquitt’s eighty thousand
number to pat in the Flint river near Monuxu- They are the nght men in their proper
He talks very hopefully of the Georgia places. They rule wisely and justly,
riven and their capacities for advantageous Either one of them governs as well as
fish culture It seem- probahie that the scuth* t h e other one, and, pernaps, a little
era riven will soon receive more attenuon from I better.
congress in the matter of fish than they have My friends, you have overwhelmed
nitberto. They are now scarcely worth any- ^ wit fc kindness. The grandeur and
thing in their finny produce but with such at* ex tent of your reception far exceeds
tention as they ere now reclviDg they will *te my moet ganguine expectations, and I
long be a fortune to theee who live near them ^ proud o{ * hospitality, for all the
and to Ue state generally. | memories and las< ing associa
tions of boyhood are wreathed around
Drx Goode la style I lh ® P roQd palmetto flag of beloved
, , * . t Carolina. We come among you aa
The comoleteness and taste of tbe B trangera, you receive us as friends
dry goods esUb iabment of Mr. Devil H. Lough- I We come among you as visitors, you
erty are facta which are frequently sot c.'d. Mr. J greet ua as brothers. We come among
Dongterty is one of onr mast txpexienced dry y 0U M eoldiere, and we find the same
goons merchants, snd is throwing his test tfforts generous hand that moistened the
into ths ekftSLtstore at No 25 Peachtree street, p^ched lips of dying comrades on the
Having opened on the first of April, he area y fi e!d 0 f battle clasping our own in all
has a trade w .kh will beer favctablecomper cor lh e warmth of a soldier’s magnanimity,
with any In the city. His entire stock ia perfect- Jn conclusion, let me eay that we shall
-new and Ireland hi* line of goods is very dep?rt frcm your historic city, taking
» asd in th latest styles Mr. Dacgherty’a with U8 t h e flag of South Carolina, the
method of baying from Art hands, st the be.-t I p :c ure 0 { Himpton, and the apprecia
rates and m very larg» quantities, givm him rare tive memories of your unstinted faoepi-
advantagis which he offers to tha public His I taiitV "
oorp. ot clerk, *ud euUUau I, compocd cl | wa , ^g,, (orme d, and the
Dancing Partner* for s
The
to w! tch decorous behavior will gain scheme has been misunderstood,
hospitable welcome, and in which he Some have thought the hotel waa to
can find all the graces domiciled. He | a working giri’s home. It was for the
will find scores of snog and cozy re-! very class we tried to get and which
treats in which he can while away wouldn’t come. Mr Siewart expressly
the hours, such as the Young provided that the place should be for
Men’s library, the Coocoidia hall, ladies who earned their own living,
the op xtol building, etc. He wil] find What oth^r Haw Torrid have gppreria-
nave toe sekotian of these books? Please
iswer end ob ige. Savannah
Stephens’s Hirory of the United Sure* Is
qolte generally osed la soatbera sch
has been used in be Atlanta schools for ths
last five years, and is preferred Py th: teachers
of these schools io any other hbtory. It we
book alapted to mere advanced stndents than
S win toe’s asd odter boots. School boards de*
remise what books are used in the schools cf
our large cities. Iu private schools teachers se
lect. Stephens’s History is probably not quite
to good A text book in eume periculars as
others, bnt bees aw of the correctness of Us
news cf tbe history of oar country, end (*pe%
dally of oar oonsUtnUou. and also because 1:
was written by a ffled^ujatood Georgian, we
gz.atly preJtr it.
A Pair or Biff qsettlots
EastaBjoa, ala.. May 26.
Editors Constitution : What were
tbe ounecsioosef the Great Eastern steats
boilt atveral veers ago? Was tt a rar est
not? What Ship was awd In laying - the
bie** acmes the ocean? Fimse
•pert full/. A. J a ex. so:
Tbe dimensions of the Great Sasrera were
Ot feet lsefth.US feet breadth. 70 feet d.pth.
It was net a socosm except sea ship lor carrying
*■ ; «“ W- the military ball, .here the pxrade wxa
lari y is d^serv . | and t fi e vla itora were turned
over to tbe committee of arrangements.
After stacking arms at the hall the visi
tors were conducted by the committee
London World. I to the Charleston hotel, where they
I learn from Paris that the Princees I were breakfasted.. Among those who
of Wales finds it even more difficult I breakfasted with the guesta were the
than it was in London to provide suit- I Hon W W Sile, mayor of the city ;
able dancing partners for her big sis- [ Captain Barnet Roett, of the Marion
ter-in-law, the crown princess of Den- I artillery; Captain G A Follin, of the
mark. That august lady is only six LiFayeue artillery; Captain R S Oath-
feet two inches in height; she ha* al- I cart, of the Montgomery Guards; Cap
moet a mania for dancing, and, having I tain S Thomas, jr., of the Butler
a keen sense of the ludicrous, sets her I Guards, and Col Alfred Riett.
face against partners who offer a strong I after breakfast
contrast to her own stalwart propor* I company were escorted back to the
lions. _ . • I Military hail and were drawn up in
I!.. 1. Jm|1 kail tVia a*./*
By dint of re pelted injunctions to i ioe in the Urge drill h*il on the ssc
bring np toll men, onr own princes s on( j ft :or _ Captain Follin then intro-
exenions to meet tbe rase were sot. daced the Hon. W. W. Brie, the mayor
cesefnl on this aide the channel, al- j Q f city, who again tendered the
though Mr. Montague Guest did not 1 hospitalities of the citv to the visitors,
sacrifice himself on the altar of duty ; 1
but eons of Anak are conspicuously
rarer in the French capjtaL
RESPONSE BY CAPT. J- F. BUBKE.
Capt. Burke responded to the wel
coming address of Mayor Sile in a few
brief and appropriate remarks. He al
luded aff.cionately to Charleston as
the home of his boyhood and the ecene
“The democratic party takes to re- . — ... ,
beffion as naturally aa a duck does to of many pUmaant events m his early
water ” says the Council Bluffs Noopa- life, and paid a glowing tribute to the
rieL Correct. It rebels against I sturdy enterprise and sterling merit of
thievery and cormption and propoees I the city. He returned thanks on be-
to expose »t. Thia is where the shoe half of all the Georgians accompany-
pinches, and is what extorts eo many 1 ing the excursion, and especially of
painful howls from radical papers. I the Gate City Guards, for the cordial
— 1 welcome which they had met. He
, stated that all the privileges of the city
Mew Orleans Tunes. J had been offered by the mayor, save
The only people in Texas who will I only the beauty and charms of her la-
now take the Mexican dollars at par 1 dies, and that, as the company was al-
are the stage-robbers. I moet entirely composed of single men,
he had no donbt that they would take
an eaily opportunity for seeking this,
Caps May, N. J., May 29.—Congress J the only thing perhaps which the mav-
hall waa eold to-day at sheriff’s sale, { or waa not authorised to tender. In
part of the and bought by R. J. Dobbins, of Phila*! conclusion he stated that he would like
him u a cabit-oertTfi* ship, but the eehie dslphig, lor $*¥>.000. hayf.a priyate from the ranks to re-
upon.
MR. J H. LUMPKIN
to do so, impromptu. Mr. Lumpkin
spoke in substance as follows:
Your Honor, and Fellow Citizens of
South Carolina: I am aware that is
considered a requisite of every good
soldier to be always on his guard, and
never be taken by surprise; yet I must
confess that when you attack with such
kindly weapons as those you have used
to-dav, and call on me without a sec
ond's warning to respond, that you
have entered my citadel with a Trojin
horse, and so taken me by surprise that
as a military man I consider my very
best plan to be to surrender at discre*
tion to yonr generous attache.
For your cordial welcome, on behalf
of the company, I return our hear, felt
thanks. We are not surprised at it.
Your city is proverbial, as well as yonr
8tate { no less for valor in war than for
hospitality in peace. Everywhere on
the American continent, from the bleek
hills of Maine to the prairies of Texas,
from the ocean that roa*s to the ocean
that sleepe, but mention the name of
South Carolina, and you will be under
stood to have mentioned the synonym
of valor, chivalry and generpeity.
Sir, like Anthony of old, 1 am no or
ator, but only “a plain, blunt man that
knows his friends,” and I say to yon to
day, both for mysdf and company,that
when we come to mention our friends,
no matter w'ten or where, we shall
never forget the gallant South Carolis
GOING INTO CAMP.
After this pleasant little interchange
of cordiality and good will, the commit
tee escorted the Gate City Guards to the
Citadel Green, which had been selected
for their encampment.
HISTORY OF THE VISITING CORP3.
The Gate Cay Guards was organized
anterior to the *ar, and its members
were composed of the elite of Atlanta.
When Georgia seceded from the union
they were among the very first to res
pond to the call of danger and of duty
and their’s was no holiday service.
Wherever the fight raged fiercest, wher
ever glory drew from Georgia breasts
streams of blood on the memorable
battlefields in which the noble army
of the west waa engaged, the Gate City
Gnards were in the front rank of
battle. They were faithful to the fre*
dom—faithful to the fall of the confed
eracy. Auer that dark and fateful
day at Greensboro’, when Johnston
surrendered the heroic remnant of his
mighty army, and with the setting of
the san forever disappeared the hopes
and triumphs of a cause which though
lost has made the southern soldier im
mortal, the f ?w surviving members re
turned to tbsir ruined homes Iu 1872
the company was reorganized and
thoroughly drilled and disciplined, and
now ranks e cond to none iu the > t let.
The present genial, gifted and gaiiant
commander of the company, Capt J F
Buike, is a native of the city by the
eea, and though warmly and devotedly
attached to the home of his adoption
and of his choice, his admiration and
love for old Charleston is as fresh and
green to day as it wbs when, as a boy,
tie stood in the ranks of her citizen
soldiery, as one of her truest, bravejt
and best denfenders. He was a mem
ber ol the Z iuave Cidets, under tbe
gallant and ue voted Capt. C E Chiches
ter, who speakes of Capt Burke in the
most glowing terms of praise. He sub -
scquently attached himself to the caval
ry, in which branch of the army he
served until the disastrous close of the
war. Capt Bntke is a graceful and
polished writer, as well as an ar.com-
pliehed and bri-liant orator. He is ex- Thursday next,
cetdingiy popular and highly esteemed
in Atlanta, where bis varied talents
and sterling worth are knqwn and recog
nized. Capt Burke is a3 modest and
unassuming as he is gifted and brave.
THE UNIFORM OF THE GATE CITY GUARD*
is very handsome and was thought by
many to be the moBt striking and bril
liant in the splendid array that greeted
the eyes of the two governors on the
review. It c insists of a dark blue cut
away coat with three rows of silver but
tons (bearing the coat of arms of the
state of Georgia,) dowa the front, and
trimmed with buff and slashed with
silver lace. White cross belts caught
at the inters, ction on the breast with a
silver buckle bearing also the coat of
arms of the state of Georgia. Nickel
plated epaulettes with blue and silver
fringe, rants of the same material and
color of the coat, with a wide buff
etrip3 down the side. B eck beaver
kepi with white plume and a gilt sun
burst on the front. White waist belt
buckled with a brass clasp, bearing the
monogram G C. G. Btack enamelled
leather cartridge boxes bearing the let
ters G. C. G. in silver plate.
The officers’ uniform differs from
that of the privates in the frilowicg
particulars: The coat is a double-
breasted frock, trimmed and slashed
with gold lace, instead of buff—gilt
epaulettes aud fringe, and Russian knot
embroidered in gilt upon the caffs—
black plume in the kepi, light bine
pants, with gold strip3 and black belt
with giit trimming.
The arms of tne company are the new
United y.ate3 regulation bronzed
breech-loading rifle?.
THE AFTERNOON PARADE.
No pen can titty describe this great
military spectacle from the beginning
of the review, when Governors Hamp
ton and C iiqaitt firs: made their ap
pearance, until the end, when the col
umn marched off with bands plavirg
and colors flying. On the west side o
Meeting street facing the east from
Market street, where the right of the
line w&s indicated by fl iehes of brilliant
color from the uniforms of the Gate
City Gnards, to the bend of Meeting
ing street, near Wentworth, wheie the
leopard skin caps, bright blue co«ts
and snow white pants of the W. L. L
sharply defined the extreme left of the
infantry formation, was one long ar
ray of splendid uniforms, flashing bay
onets and proudly waviDg colors. Be
yond tbe line of infantry, just turning
the bend, conld be seen the head o [
the artillery column, leaving the im
agination to mult’piy the few dogs of
war in sight, and the three companies
and one company of cavalry that Actu*
lly formed the remainder of the line,
into as many batteries and squadrons
as each spectator's fancy might suggest.
The pavements on both sides of the
street, the lower piazzt of the Charles
ton hotel, the Maiket hall porch, and
every available door step and curb
stone were packed with a seething mass
of humanity of all sizes, ages, sexes and
conditions. The upper piazza and
front windows of the Charleston hotel,
and the second,third and fourth stories
of ihe stores on both sides of the street
formed one huge kaleidoscope of fe
male loveliness -lovely faces, lovely
figures lovely dresses, lovely ribbons,
and, loveliest of all, the new spring
bonnets, with their magnificent gar
dens of French flowera.
Tne long line of soldiers stood in
their placae with military precision,but
their eyes, and the eyes of the vast
throng of human beings, watched
the eyes of one man for the coming
the two governors.
There waa a long pause after the
line had been formed, and expectation
stood on tiptoe, when suddenly there
was a sound of horses* hoofs, and the
reviewing officers and their staff and
escort dashed along the line. The sight
of Hampton’s noble and well known
form was the signal for an impetu
ous and irresistable outburst of enthu
si asm. There was one wild, nniverpal
shout, and then aa the cavalcade rode
up and down the line tbe sound ot
cheering would rise snd fall in waves
like the beating of the surl on the
shore. Hampton conld not look at
evervbody, snd if he conld have seen
the disappointment in the countenance
of many who could not citch his eye,
especially among the ladies, he would
have as least e.me idea of the devo-
tednees with which he is loved by his
people. Governor Colquitt, as
stranger guest, and as the chief oi Geor
gia, came in for his due share of atten
tion and observation, and the marked
and thonghtfnl facs uf “the man in
bleek who rode with Hampton” will
not soon be forgotten. It was a face
teat told of charac er founded on prin-
tie to. 1
As the column moved off, the crowd
pressed on too, on both sides, and it
really seemed as if tbe windows and
balconies foil of ladies moved too, for
along the whole line of march down
Meeting street to the Battery, and
around South Battery and East Battery,
wnenever, wherever the soldiers raised
their eyes, there were the ladies to
meet their glances with waving hand*
kerchiefs and beaming smiles.
The column on the march was a
Bight worth seeing. Marching by c un
pany front, each corps was on its met*
tie, and strove to do its beat, and the
result was a splendid success. Charles
ton has not seen such a marching col
umn since the days before the war,
and it is doubtful if even then a display
equal to that of Saturday in all military
essentials could have been made.
governor colquitt s headquarters
at the Charleston note! were decorated
with a profusion of flir&l offerings pre
sented by numerous ladies, who in thia
way made their compliments and re
spects to his excellency. The W. L. I.
company olors were also gracefully
displayed around the mantel, while on
either slue of it were elegantly framed
pictures of his Excellenv Governor
Hampton and the Eutaw fl «g, prepared
by the W. L. I for presentation to
Mrs. Governor Colquitt, and which
will be forwarded by express later in
the week.
On the centre tab’s a richly decorated
jxtrcelain card receiver was in use, one
of a small nuqiber manufactured at
Limoges, France, in honor of the first
official visit of Governor Hampton to
Charleston April 18, 1877, bearing an
inscription in French lo that efiec*.
The seal e nd motto of the W. U. L are
displayed in a delicate gray tint, and
this rare and beautiful souvenir is also
to be forwarded to Mrs Governor Col-
quitt with the compliments of the W.
L. I. of Charleston.
VISITING CITIZENS OF GEORGIA.
The following prominent ladies and
gentlemen accompanied Gov. Colquitt
on his visit to this city, and were regis
tered with him at the Charleston hotel:
Miss Colquitt, Col. Avery, Mrs. Avery,
CoL B drd, adjutant-general ot Georgia;
Capt. J. F. Burke of the Gate City
Guards, M. E. Maher and lady, James
Lynch, wife and son, Mr. and Mrs. M
H. DjoIv, Miss Lillie Dooly, MissJ.
D>oly, Dr. Cuas. Pinckney and wife,
Isaac Guthman, H. Cohen.
PHIZh. DRILL MAN.
Among tin) members of the (rate City
Guards is Mr. E. W. Reinhardt, the
“prize drill man” of the *»tate of Geor
gia. He was proclaimed champion at
testimonial. The testimonial consists
of a medal on which are an eagle whose
eyes are precious stones, the coat of
arms of tne state of Georgia, and the
motto of the state. The testimonial, or
rather prize medal, is contended for
yearly, the test being the manual of
arms. It is hoped that Mr. Reinhardt
will give the citizens an opportunity to
witness drilling ere he leaves.
G.jV. COLQUITT ON SUNDAY.
By special rtquest Gov. Colquitt
filled the pulpit oi Trinity M. E church,
in the morning. During the evening
he visited the Confederate home, where
he delivered an address to the young
ladies.
G >v. C 'LQUirr'8 DEPARTURE.
Gov. C’lqniu and Adjutant General
John E Baird left for Savannah on the
3 o’clock train this morning, where
they will review the colored troops of
Georgia to-day. The ladies and gen
tlemen who accompanied the governor
from Atlanta will remain here until
PR GRAMME FOR TO-DAY.
The Gate City Guards, while they
will, oi course, be governed in their
movementa in's great measure bj cir-
cumstancea, have determined to chxnge |
\ oK.nna I UttilUDUUlW, BlOik 4U1U UIB^UCUV/ IU lUBir
: I ner, Major Frank Ayer, genial, eo-
. ' ciable, and with an infinite btock ol oli“
Nroi« y mUirar^&.i storitB that had gathered a “bouquet 1
. ““Si “ from age, as wine does; Colonel Tom
ba °b 3er ved, and there will A ] eIan( j er rippling all over with a
qaiet humor, and ready for an all day
As many oi the visitors have never be- | ’ m ***a»; n „
fore this trip seen the ocean, abundant
session whenever ihe meeting was
pportunity wiU be aflorded them of I
DtaimugK fine view of the harbor and now stoutest talker, the
A GLIMPSE OF HUMOR.
BILL ARP'S BP PER VBS C BN CRB OF
GENIALITY.
Ole Early Aaaoelailoiia-A Brilliant
Coterie ot Hnmorlata— Extracts
from Blll*a Book.
Written for The Cons’. Ration.
Atlanta, Ua., Vaj 25.
So Bill Arp has come again!
Sapping modestly in at the back
door, quietly dropping into an obscure
corner from whence he sends out his
quaint conceits, this excellent humor*
iet shall nevertheless not escape a for
mal welcome.
It is hard to diagnose a humorist
When the subtle and delicate essence
that moves your true humorist becomes
so definite that it can be impaled, it
degenerates him into a mere wit or
satirist It is bard even to reproduce
from the writings of a humorist enough
of his work to characterize his style or
set his pattern. The spirit of humor
is lambent and soothing. Wit scin
tillates—humor beams. Wit strikes
like lightning—humor ehinee like the
sunlight. Yon might as well try to
pluck the reddening particles from the
blood as to take the essence of humor
from a book.
I shah not attempt then to give any
critical analysis of Bill Arp’s work. I
mean to throw a small discourse at him
merely for tbe sake of old times, and as
a sort ot welcome upon his emergence
from an obscurity into which he should
never have gone.
1 consider Mojor G. H. Smith (who
has adopted and made famous the name
of “Bill Arp”) in many respects
the purest humorist that
the south has ever produced. If he has
one superior in the south, it is Ool. W.
T. Thompson of Savannah, who in “Ma
jor Jones’ Courtship’ 1 has managed to
pat broad fares ana barle&que in more
del cite dress than ever it wore before.
I doubt if any hnmorons papers ever
produced a more thorough sensation
than did the letters written by Major
Smith daring the war. It is true that
they bad a certain lccil pangetcy that
added zest, and that a pronounced sec
tiona) feeling inflamed their reception
into a triumph. But they were exqui
sitely funny in themselves, and they
will repay perusal now just as richly as
when they were fresh struck from the
coinage of his brain.
A NEST OF HUMORISTS.
No man living ever had a better
training for humorous writing than
Major Smith. He lived in a nest of the
rtCiest, keenest and pleasantest wits
that^ever chance threw together. It
w&8*impo6sible that he shonld not have
absorbed the sunny temper of his sur
roundings A man might have sat in
their midst and became humorous
by absorption just as the teetotaller was
made drunk by sleeping with a toper.
First, there was Bui Arp the original
—an uncultivated, uglv, shrewd fellow,
full of mother wit and famous in the
country for his quick turns in a fight as
well as a running debate. Around the
little city of Rime, Ms jor Smith’s home,
and the stamping ground of Bill
Arp, there was a choice circle of racon
teurs and wits. First there was tbe
late Judge Underwood, whose bon
mots and original sayings baye gone
into the Georgia classics —the present
Judge Underwood, who inherits his
lather’s wit, and is the most compan
ionable man in a day’s ride; the late
Captain Gartrell, whose laugu was in-
fec.ions, whose relation ot an anecdote
was better than the anecdote itself;
Dr. H. V. M. Miller, the moet brilliant
talker Georgia ever produced;Judge
Jlckyour tongue out. Gwlnoto git away from
And here’s a little point pretty well:
made, even if it is a pun:
They look so many libertiee aroaad here
that there ie nary a liberty left.
In the following he presents a “dref-
ful” alternative:
For revere! days we were en/aced as acouta,
• k ‘*“ “ —i*r>co to wee whether
wrriu»y, whether
outol it, whether
making a sorter
Georzy were + state ora
we were in the old Un-Ion
me aud my folks and you and your folk were
somebody or nobody, and luiiy, but by no
means leestly. whether our poor Inorcent chil
dren born dsrio* tbe war were all ltlegi.1 and hsd
to bo bora over again or not This last pint are
much urn e’.tlcd. but our women are advised to
be calm and sereea.
Here is his view of negro suffrage:
Well, I haln’t got a whole pawed .of sense like
some men. but sa sure as I am two fo--thigh, a
nigger is a nigger no matter where /ou emcU
him, and a vote is a vote no matter where you
drap lu
And here is a quiet dip that he
makes at the humanity of the north in
banging Wirtz:
We all felt happy and Cap’&Ia Dodd, the
ember from Po k, r marked that he woold like
to die then, for he never expected to Pei as
heavenly again The tear* ran down his left
e»e like rein. HU other «ye was shot oat by a
Yitnkey soldier while the esppen was In prison.
U/ooarse the villein wee tried and battf for it,
though I hAin't seen no mention of tt in the
PAP'iS. AU», poor Win*!
And here’s another one of his anec
dotes, this time about the law:
The next trouble I had was with a feller I
hired to dig a well. He was to dfr U fur twen
ty dollars, and I hsd to pay him in meat, meal
snd dcti like The vagabond kept sitUug along
until he got all the pay aud r * ‘
•n the grow ao I made out
mod him, as follows, tt-wli:
Old John Batiks, to Bill Arp, Dr.
1 well yon didn’t dig..,
Well, Brake he hired a cheap lawyer, who
rani round extensively, and red a heap of funny
things at my expense, and finally dltmlre-d my
care farwbai be called it-rtdlkulum ebsurd*
I paid them cotta and went home e Mul
ct wiser nun I patted down my little
cabin and moved tt some 3T0 yards nlgher to the
tpnng and I’ve drunk mi«biy little well water
since. I look upon this case as a warnin’ to all
folks never to pey for anything until you've got
it, especially If it h s to be dug..
And here is a description, in one
senteuce, of the women of the south:
We’ve git pious old men and women end
breve bo}* and malloris, who are finished all
- way up like the corners of a temple.
BUT IT I a U8SLE83
to quote further*
Mkj. Smith has commenced anew
career, and the readers of The Consti
tution will be able to see what he can
do, which is a great deal mom interest-
ic g than what he has done. From the
bottom of a heart that holds many
lender memories of anld lang syne
with himself and his associates, I wish
him God-speed in his second race ior
fame. I hope that he will get more
glory than'be ever won before, and that
it m \y be sharply sprinkled with “gold,
bright gold ” H. W. G.
in'.•.*« . mnn ^ *i,ra I ***** ia now tne moment tauter, uie
11 points oi interest in and around the j aU gher, and the most lovable
clj ^‘ I friend in a dizen counties—Colonel
Joel Branham, scholarly, refined and
« fc w oneauA r W «»o. , classical w hifl ultimate quips and
We hear with much satisfaction that quirks; tho late Dunlap Scott, a trifle
the court of appeals of Mississippi has, unwieldy in small talk, but sure ot a
within a few past days, rendered, on a I telling point when he did hit it; Dr
rehearing, a final juizment in favor of | Eben Hiilyer, brainy and quick of per-
our honored friend, Jefferson Davis, ception, aa all his family ie; li g John
restoring to him, in full utle and inter- Underwood, the typical keeper of a
est, his fine plantation of Briersfield, typical bar, and the funniest man in
Warren county. Miss. The history ot speech and manner I ever knew; Jim
the litigation which has had this happy I Perkins, so foil of humor and jukes
c inclusion is of an interesting and even I he wasn t fit for any steady work, but
romantic character. Briersfield and was loved by all who knew him, these
Hurricaue plantations, now consti- and a scores of others equally as good,
tuting the whole island, produced lived on the banks of the Etowah, and
by a cut-cff of the Mississippi river, is give companionship and mspirationto
a magnificent domain, which was ac- I the coming humorist.of Georgia. The
quired more tl.tn fifty years ago bv comradeship of tbisiband was complete
Mr. Joseph E Davis, the older brother and sincere.
of Jefferson Davis, and for a long time their fun* hunting was lei uhely,
was cnldvated with great profit. Mr. bnt earnest and continuous. Many,
Joseph E Davis was a gentleman of many a golden green afternoon did
great sagacity, strong sense and enter- they wear out with social converse
prise, and becime one of the weal- They were in easy circumstances, aud
thiest and most influential citioos of they took things easily. Their laughter
Mississippi. When his brother Jeffer- never grated on their conscience. Being
son married the daughter of Gen. Tay- I lawyers,a new joke waa of more impor
lor and resigned his commission in I tance to them than a new
the army, Joseph E. Davis invited case,. and being farmers the
his brother to come to Mississippi and fall of laughter, sweeter to their
enter upon the life of a cotton planter, j ears than the dropping of rain on a
Mr. Jefl Davis accepted the invitation, I parched earth. Had a Boswell served
and took possession of Briersfield, I them, their cowrie wonld have been
which he cultivated successfully for made famons.
many years. Despite his long with- I The shock of war scattered them—
drawal from the care of thia estate, Mr. 1 some fill soldier’s graves—some have
Davis with the aid of his energetic and I fallen before the scythe of time—those
intelligent present wife, managed to ad- I who still live, scattered, impoverished,
minister his plantation so as to acquire I and chastened, give their energies to
a competence and reimburse his I bread-getting, and the old times are
brother the full value of the I gone to come no more. Bat their gen-
place. 8:111 the formal title of the I tie influence still lives, and the essence
£ lace remained in Mr J< seph E. | of their delicious gossip has fallen into
►avis. When the war broke out, Mr. I the heart of many a youngster that sat
Jos. Davis held this property beyond I 0 n the outskirts of their crowd in the
the reach of the Federal government. J dayB when the laugh went round.
And when the president of the defeat-1 about bill abp’s humor.
L d ^i ed M^ C L, b \T :1 .?„ B a S mLfe 1 It « a stable fact that through all
fortress Monroe, Mr. Joe. Davui made I ©f Mfjor Smith’s writing there runs a
a gale of his whole esAte to his long t in of common sense, and ol
ch.el manager, a shrewdness of observation. They are
Montgomery, for $300,000, lit up Vith a fire of glowing patriotism
long time, with •‘theimteof that must have been inspiring when li
six per cent. Mr. Jos. Diviat^n made I de h, ere d. A certain dauntless-
complicated and ness sustains the ctteiascesaU through
“ a ,:? ry old « maD h, d, S5. 8h Hii y jfn out, and no better defense of the south
at the sge of eighty-four. HrnwiU b, frond than breaks oat in lofty
recognized Mr Jefl DavU e chUdren sa defianc8 ^om under the rude phrase of
b? h trustees^cf lb,sanlettered countryman,
dollars, to be collected by trustees, ct We ,p pend u random some samples
whom Mr. Jeff Davis was one, and to I j Arp’s homor, as fonnd inhii-
be paid to his children when they ob- I They can hardly be called
tamed majority. I “samples” either, for it is impossible to
ee‘.»te was bequeathed to his (Mr. Jos. teh K tbe essence of the book except by
E Davis’s) natural children or grand- * nading o{ it . The ebi l
children. La Mr. Jeff * humor of his writing is in such little
eat child is bnt fonrteen, a long nme lhm gB theae: H e says, “Man that ia
woold elapee bef ’". an ^ b, n n *' t c0 “ 1 ? bornof woman (rod there i* no other
realized from thia bequest, Bort t h at I know of) has but few days
Mr. Joseph K. Davis had left j ^ lull ol trouble.” Deferring to
evidence that bis brother b f“ I ,h. war he save- “Well. I've got one
paM the fall valueof theestate, ilr. j killed as many cf them
Jeff Davis finally,_with much relnctance M (h di(J ’ of me „ AgUD| he g*,s:
on account of ms great lo^c oj nnd I eaten time e rawberries and
respect for the memory of his brother, 1 which »•»«* hnldinv oecMsior
yielded to the argent advice ofhia rels-1 ^ within our corporate limits ” waieh ne'eoraaitede*’r« whici be bimtoed
reclaim and re-estobliah his DUetn^the I Bton has still got the enemy on a ran, oOms. he u imprachabto »» that. so. djo u
property. All honest and good men , j thank God to hear that our ea/eubortineieofflotrwhodlfithe«emeihlnf.
will rejoice tnat this patriotic ind robl; S." &
gentleman aud veteran has sncceeuen I Thin ia one of hin anecdotes ■ ldkiabcTosddfecitl. itbuberalitodj piotkI
in his suit, and thaf his declining years 1 Wf11 _ ou ace Scroggins got at> drank In many Uxnee. in a tkouaasd way» and by douda
will thus be soothed and defended from I town hJcouid noi navigate bis ateerMo be drove of witnetee*. p*P? n J2ScniI? t K‘win*5
the ezree and humiliation of poverty St 3SWLTS.
and dependence. off. Hswoke op about mia£g£i aod and heite** mat Mr. Bmwib*a
. I hla steero were cone, but the wason w»a there to do with tC hct o^atr__>mUnz_aui».
A. Bankropt Empire. I wu tin w fuddled that he did not men’ may bar* J5 00 ®
Los DOS, May 27.—A London post I know who ha wu cor how he got there. »o lw commJnea tte _ i
fromS. Peterebme says it k rumored SE^omu* wort oa aoootiM^ It om*
that the Russian Imperial bank is so I notJoao bert rftlbw r II i ,m John Sengs a-
heavuy indebted that the government I I've to* a yoke ot «*en; hot If I aim Jobn
does not continue tbe publication of ??2S 1 . n *J;!L b4 ? 1 ^ ‘{irt'my «?h« tt«, cut wire thwm from impeach,
weekly returns. The bank’s affairs are uiS' ajrne triltor.hrad tbrir L.ut. ad example li nwdeO. t thiak the
-■ . , 1—:— mu- I “*T.S» J¥TI—Doom oofht to hare irocreded distinctly end
expremly oo tbl» ground, end am to thia < b-
jecliTe point, ztribx Sr. Shermen either » cleen
vindication or a iust condemnation alter > bur
beering. Ai It la. the lnTemlxtUoa aeems to ho
uwilwii The mill la coins to be sure, but
in an almost hopeless confusion. The I war tela. Bometimeel thietl have foatayoiie
continued issue ot paper money to 1 pfatamaan*w tfi n I eUwa* thmlkav
BUI.
WaihtDCton & today Herald.
Senator Ben Hill, in addition to the
distinguished role h.i fills in congress as
one of ita ablest lawyers and debators,
and as the advocate of a broad and
catholic Americanism, which, however,
never causes him to I irget his doty as
the defender cf the people he repre-
eents, appears to have a spreial mission
in the senate. To keep Jim Blaine
quiet is an impossibility, bnt to compel
him into spasms of good behavior the
senate a wets looks to the Georgia sen
ator, who discharges his doty in a per-
functionary sort ol way, wuich, howev-
ever, is entirely sat efsetory to the sen
ate and galleries. The penodical ap
plication of the cat-o'-nine-tails to tne
chronic parliamentary brawler was last
>erformed by tbe Georgian on Tnesdsy.
3etors this it is knuwn ail over Georgia
that “Onr Bsn” has ’ licked that fellow
Blaine again.”
It is a curions fatuity that Cannes
Jim Blaine lo want to ti ckle Bsu Hill.
Perhaps, acting on the pnt c pie laid
down by old Colonel Damas in tne play,
that yon like a man all the better for
having fonght bim, Blaine wants to give
the Georgian opportunities to display
his marvelous powers in debate. Blaine
no mean debater himself;. he is gen
erally in a state ol cap a pie preparation
when he sallies fort a lor a little diver
sion, as, for instance, when he sailed
into Maamc'iasette history some time
since, and is an ngiy adversary in the ■
hurried gr ppleof parliamentary wrest
ling. But Hill has already become
known to the senate and the country
as a debater of really phenomenal pow
ers, and unless Blaine eeeks
A brifiht destruction and a shining tomb,”
the distinction of being pnt finally
Aors du cnmhal by eo eminent an antag
onist, his persistent “stirring np” of
Hill ia inexplicable.
Perhaps the two senators on Tuesday
lust, as did a good many other people,
recurred to the memorable amnesty
debate two years ago. Then Hill, dea -
pite the great oratorical tnnmph he
achieved, was at disadvantage, which
Blaine unfairly sought to nse against
him, bnt with poor success. They are
on a different field now—in an arena
where the roles oi debate give an equal
chance, and under such circnmstances
a fight by Bieine on Ben Hill will al
ways be as signal a failure aa an onset
by Athelstane upon Ivanhoe. The last
demonstration by Blaine npon Hill
was wanton, unprovoked, apd evidently
unexpected by the Georgian, who was
not in his se it when Blaine began the
savant. He got there very quickly,
however, and in ample time to “salt
down” the Maine senator in a very
handsome style. To Blaine’s credit it
must be said that he felt his punish
ment as much as the senate and galle
ries enjoyed it. *
Republican senators will not enhance
their renntations by contests with HilL
None of them are his iqnals in original
power, and tbe present advantage some
of them have over bim, in better
knowledge of the history of legislation
and of parliamentary nomenclature and
’echnology. Is only temporary. Tost
comes only wi h experience. Mean
while Ben Hill’s growing reputation
here pleases bat does not surprise
Georgia. It is, indeed, difficult to re
call any Georgian, alive or dead, prom
inent in the law or politics of the last
twenty-five years, whom Hill has not
unbarred npon at least one occasion in
the court home or on the hustings. 80
Blaine need nut .teel very bad, after
all.
“fl* OOT IT AND BAB If.’’
What Hob. Jrrrnrah «. Mack Haa
to Say About tbe 1 tile ol fraUdeBt
■aft*
Special DUpatch to tbe Ecqolrer.
Pnit-ADELPU: a. May 27.—Jodge Jere
miah 8. B act was interviewed here to
day on the inves igition going on at
Washington into me frafids of 1876.
It was easy to see that he was under
some restraint m this part of his chat,
arising, perhaps, out of a past or pres
ent professional connection with the
subject. He said:
I like no rock In ihernapral ot turning oat
Bayes by a quo wtrranto. No doubt It-yes got
the presidency by me*n» ot a fraud, bul he got
It sod Us It. It w 1 caoceded 10 him by tbe
bouse ot repreHuiatlns. which ought to have
withheld It Irom him. tarneeton under such
circumstances la UUs to error legal lnte-1 and
nrpoee. Mr Hayes U p eddent lot four years.
Slot his term shall he abridged by impeach-
lent, resignation or deaths
Can be b* lmpencbed for the fraud practiced
to elect him?
Certainly not; bnt tf there «ui tMMtO
cover deficit, will be necessary if the I “~£, d £^£5; another neat little bit:
bank is to go on. I U Mr Shakespeare were correct when he
1 wrote “Sweet are ths Juices ot adrorsl’y. then
-The lute Presidential contert en-1 it Is reasonable to sspp<»sthstmeimdmyroikr
gendered much “bad blood,” which I nu * t “““
coolness and judgment will correct. 1 P H^ re * ga bit of gossip from his famous
The “bad blood” induced by a permst- s* ra n-gee" letter:
ent violation cf Nature’s great bat aim- I ,. Whw - g to-day nlxgert-reld* femefodm
pie lawb requires no; only coolness and I kcy with a boopexirt on her atm. Taint oo
judgment, bat obedience to hygienic | day._^°<^_^ * °
movlofaboat.~~Y*h, y*h.'aint
freed. YUtidy w.* 8an-
measures' and the proper use’of Dr. I **.Bor»d*y from oe way d*
R'iII'b RlnnH MirfiDA fn iriRfim if* ntir* f .i.ia old*
Malfeasance IB t Uea aod|Fer|orj.
Test, May 28.-Supervisor Egan, in
dicted for malfeasance in office for au
diting fraudulent and bogus bilia, dosed
■ trial abruptly to-day by pleading
guilty. Jno. Chase, yho testified lief
dpte, the face of a man to be trusted, ’ Bull's Blood Mixture to insure its par-1 min o? “e'jeukros'i^Sirif", but" Oem" xni" j wrek tor the defcn£» ( ronfecses to com.
to 0»e» homely bat expressive phrase, ideation, J 243 I t.umrobeUikbl a nigger quicker tfao jou ran' rnitung petjory