The Athenian. (Athens, Ga.) 1827-1832, September 28, 1827, Image 4
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FROM THE NF.W-YORK STATESMAN.
To the Memory of the late Mr. Canning,
BY SOLYMAN BROWN.
Bright Star of Britannia!—thy light in her sky, ,
So lately converged in & halo of glory,
Is quench’d in the tear-drop that swells in her eye,
As sadly and fondly she ponders thy story;
For fair was Iter morn when arous’d from her sleeping, ©*»'
She saw thee ascend as the herald of day:
But night has return'd—and Britannia is weeping,
Since thou hast vanish’d for ever away.
Great Pattern of Statesmen!—thy accents have rang,
To earth’s farthest verge where Humanity lives,
And senates have listen’d to catch from thy tongue,
The thrill of that transport that eloquence gives
But/ny in the senate is smiling no longer, J .
The tears of Delight are absorbed in its gloom: s e6
No, torrents are flowing still deeper and stronger, *
The torrents that fall on the patriot’s tomb.
Bold Champion of Conscience!—Religion confess’d
The power of thy name o’er the fears of her foes;
And long shall thy mein’ry be lov’d and caress’d,
Engrav’d on the bosom where Charity glows,
But Charity now in thy bosom is glowing,
More pure and refin’d than its shadow below,
And streams of delight to that bosom are flowing,,
Delight that mortality never can know.
Dread Terror of Tyrants!—Thy name like a spell,
v. Had shaken the blood-tainted thrones of the world;
And trumpeting Fame had departed to tell,
That Liberty’s banners at length were unfurl’d:
And long shall that name be the dread of oppression
For tyrants shall shrink at the raem’ry of thee,
And fervent in Hcav’n is the saint’s intercession,
For nations on Earth that deserve to be free.
Proud Peer of Creation!—thy fame is thine own!
No herald array’d thee in garters and stars;—
Thy titles descended from Nature alone,
With the glory that rests on the patriot’s scars:
And Earth shall he proud, as exulting she claims thee,
A son of Jill climates where virtue is known;
But most shall the freeman be proud when he names
And thinks thou wert born for no clime but bis own
Apo'tle of Liberty!—short was thy stay.
But bards manages shall greet thee in song;
And Heav’n, that in wisdom has called thee away,
Be blessed for the kindness that lent thee so long:
Go, friend of the Grecian! go, patriot brother;
Forget in the skies all thy sorrow and care;
If lost to one world, thou art gain’d to another,
A friend of the TelPs and the Washington’s there.
DEATH OF AN INFANT.
BY MF. 1. HEMANj** ...
Death found Btrange beauty 07 that cherub brow,
And dash’d it out.—There w*s a tint of rose *
On cheek and ik»;—he touch’d the veins with ice,
And the rose faded.—Forth from those blue eyes
There/^pnhc a wishful tenderness,—a doubt
Whether to grieve or sleep, which Innocence
Alon ’ can wear.—With ruthless haste he bound
Tbd silken fringes of their curtainmg lids
r.—T!iere had been a murmuring sound
which the babe would claim its mothers ear,
>*rCharming her even to tears. The spoiler set
H's seal of silence,—but there beam’d a smile
So fix’d and holy from that marble brow,
Death gazed and left it thereha dared not steal
The signet-ring of Heaven.
FROM BLACKWOOD'S MAGAZINE.
LUDICROUS STORY OF A MONKEY.
I dinna think in a* nature there’s a raatr
curiouscr creatur than a monkey. 1 mak
this observe frae being witness to an extra-
ordinal event that took place in Hamilton
three or four days after my never-to-be-for
gotten Battle of Breeks. Some even gaed
the length to say that it was to the full mair
curiouser than that affair, in sae far as the
principal performer in the ae case was a ra
tional man, whereas in the ither he was on
ly bit ape. But folk may talk as they like
about monkeys, and cry them down for be
ing stupid and mischievous. 1 for ane will no
gang that length. Whatever they may be
on the score of mischief, there can be nae
doubt, that, sae far as gumption is concern
ed, they are just uncommon ; and for wit
and fun they would beat ony man black and
blue. In fact, I dinna think that monkeys
are beasts ava. I hae a half notion that
they are just wee hairy men that canna, or
rather that winna speak, in case they be
made to work like ither folk, instead of
leading a life ofidleness.
But to the point; I ance had a monkey
ane of the drollest-looking deevils ye ever
saw. He was gnyan big for a monkey, and
was hairy a’ ower, except his face and his
bit hiirdies, which had a degree of bareness
about them, and were nearly os sail as
lady’s loof. Weel, what think ye that I did
wi’ the beastie ? Odds, man, I dressed him
up like a Heeland man, and put a kilt upon
him, and a langtailed red coat, and a blue
bannet, which for security's sake l tied, wo
man-like, below his chin wi' twa bits of yel
low ribbon. I not only did this, hut I learnt
him to walk upon his twa hinder legs, and
to cany a stick in his right hand when he
gaed out, the better to support him in his
pereamnations. He was for a’ the world
like a wee man in kilts—sae much sae that
when Glengarry the great Heeland chieftain
wha happened to be at Hamilton on a visit
to the duke saw him by chance, he swore
by the powers, that he was like ane of the
Celtic Society, and that if I iikit he would
endeavour to get him admitted a member of
that body. 1 thocht at the time Glengarry
was iokin, but I hae since had gude reason
for thinking that he was in real earnest, as
Andrew Brand says that he and the Celts
hae been like to cut ane anifher’s throats
and that he micht mean this as an affront
upon them. Howsoniever, 1 maun do Glen
garry the justice tottay, that had he got my
Nosey via BiiCname) made a member
be tvadna bae pruved the least witty or cour-
; of the society, and would hae dune
way of frolic, a gayan fooli
I brocht Nosey alang wi’ me^
as for ordinary his Heeland dress, an
behind me, wi’ the bit stick in his hand, and
his tail sticking out frae below his kilt, as if
he had been my flunky. It was after a’, a
queer sicht, and, as may be supposed. I
drew ahail crowd of bairns after me, bawl
ing out, “ Here’s Willy M’Gee’s monkey,”
and ga’eing him nits and gingerbread, and
makin’ as muckle of the cratur as could be;
for Nosey was a great favourite in the town,
and every one likit him for his droll tricks
and the way he used to grin, and dance,
and tumble ower his head, to amuse them.
On qiRering Mr. Weft’s shop, I faund it
' ere wasna a leeving soul within,
he had gane out for a licht; and
n familiar wi* him, 1 took stap
ck-shop, leaving Nosey in the
I sat for twa or three minutes,
made his appearance. At last
f which I had ta’en care to shut
ned, and 1 look't to see wha it
inking that, nae doubt, it was am.'
his apprentice. It was neither
the ither, hut a strong middle
ed Heelandrngn, wi’ specks on
k and a bannet by a’ the world
key’s. Now what think ve
"*3 about a’ this time ? Ho was sit-
counter upon the lang three
at stood foment Mr. Well 1
turning over the leaves of his
itook which, for auld-fashioned
was vvonderfu* to behold. I
was at the sight that I paid nae
sort of'attention to the TIoelandman, but
contiiiued*fdq)iing frao the back shop at
Nosey, lauching a’ the time in my sleeve—
for I jealoused that some queer scene would
take place between the twa. And I wasna
far wrang, for the stranger takin’ out a pound
from his speuchan, handed it ower to the
monkey, and specred at him, in his droll
Novlan dcealect,if he could change a note.—
When I heard this I thocht I would hae
lauched outricht: and naething but sheer
curiosity to see how the tiring would end
made me keep my gravity.—It was plain
that Donald had ta’en Nosey foraneofhisain
countrymen—and the thing after a* wasna
greatly to be wondered at, and that for three
reasons:
Firstly, the shop was rather darkish.
Secondly.the Hcelandman had on specks;
as I hae just said ; and it was likely on this
account that he was rather short-sighted:
and.
Thirdly, Nosey, wi’ bis kilt, and bannet,
and red coat, was to a’ intents and purposes,
as like a human creatur as a monkey could
weel be.
Nae sooner, then, had he got the note,
than he opened it out, and lookit at it wi’
his wee glowrin’, restless een, as if to see
that it wasna forgeary. He*then shook his
head like a doctor, when he’s no very sure
whnt’s wrang wi’ a person, but wnnr? to
mak’ it appear that he kens a’ about it—and
continued in this style till the Heelandman’s
patience began to get exhausted.
‘ Can ye no shange the note, old sheriile-
e I allow, repeated Mr. Weft, * I maun tell ye plainly,
~e had on, frien,’ that I hae neither faither, nor brither,
id wallcit nor cousin of any description, on this side
of the grave. I dinna understand ye, honest
man, but I reckon that ye hae sat ower lang
at the whisky, and my advice to ye is to
stap awa hame and sleep it aff.’
At this speech the Heelandman lost a’
patience, and lookit sae awfully fairce, that
ance or twice l was on the nick of comiu
forrit, and explaining how matters really
stood; but curiosity keepit me chained to
the back shop, and I just thocht I would
bide a wee, and see how the affair was like
to end.
‘ Pray, wha are you sir ?’ said Donald,
putting his hands in his sides, and looking
through his specks upon Mr. Weft, like a
deevil incarnit. ‘ Wha are you, sir, that daur
to speak to me in this manner?’
‘ Wha am I ?’ said the ither, dropping the
remnant of the paper, which was burnin’
close to his fingers* “ I am Saunders Weft,
manufacturer in Hamilton—that’s wlat I
* And I am Tonald Campbell, piper’s sis
ter’s son to his grace the great, grand Tuke
of Argyle,* thundred out the Heelandman,
wi’ a voice that was fearsom to hear.
‘And what about that V quoth Mr. Weft,
rather snappishly, as I thocht. ‘ If ye were
the great, grand Duke of Argyle himself, as
ye ca’ him, I’ll no permit you to kick up a
dust in my shop.*
‘ Ye scoundrel,’ said Donald, seizing Mr.
Weft by the throat, and shaking him till h*
tottered like an aspen leaf, ‘ div ye mean to
speak ill of his grace the Tuke of Argyle ?*
And he gi’ed him ariither shake—then, lay
ing haud of his nose, he swore that he would
pu’t as lang as a cow’s tail, if he did’na that
instant restore him his lost property. At
this sicht I began'to grew a* ower, and now
saw the needeessity of stapping ben, and
saving my employer frae farther damages,
bodily and ithenvise. Nae sooner had 1
made my appearance than Donald let go
his grip of Mr. Weft’s nose, and the latter,
a great passion, cried out, ‘ William
M’Gee, 1 tak ye to witness what 1 hae suf-
ferit frae this bluid thirsty Heelandman! It’s
no to be endured in a Christian country.
I ’ll hae the law of him, that 1 will. I’ll be
whuppit but I’ll hae amends, although it
costs me twenty pounds ?’
‘ What’s the matter ?* quoth I, pretending
ignorance of the hail! concern. ‘ What, in
the name of Nebuchadnezzar, has set ye
thegither by the lugs?’ Then Mr. Weft
began his tale, how he had been collared
and weel nigh thrappled in his ain shop ;—
then the ither tauled how, in the first place,
Mr. Weft’s grandfather, as he ca’d Nosey,
lad stolen his note, and how, in the second
place, Mr. Weft himself had insulted the
great, grand Duke of Argyle. In a word,
there was a desperate kick up between them,
the ane threeping that he would tak the law
of the ither immediately. Na, in .this re
spect Donald gaed the greatest lengths, for
he swore that, rather than be defeat, he wad
carry his cause to the house of lords, al
though it cost him threlty pounds sterling,
man ?” quo’ Donald.—Nosey gi’ed his head I now saw it was time to put in a word,
anither shake, and lookit uncommon wise. ‘Houts-touts, gentle men,’quoth I, ‘what’s
to the chiefs recom
i fleeing awa like a si
the subject on hand.—Weel, it tu
in this manner, as ye shall hear,
ternoon towards the gloomin, I wqs obliga
ted to tnk’ a stap doun to the cross, wi’ a
web under my arm, which I had finished
fox Mr* Wcftj the muslin manufacturer. By
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‘Is the note no goot, sir? spak the Heeland
man, a second time; but the creatur, instead
of answering him, only gi’ed anither of his
wise shakes, as much as to. say, ‘ I’m no ve
rb about it* At this Donald lost Kem
per. ‘If the note doesna please ye, sir.’
quo’ he, * I’ll thank you to gie me it back
again, and * I’ll gang to some ither place.
And he stretchit out his hand to tak haud
o’t, when my frien’ wi’ the fail, lifting up his
stick, lent him sic a wack ower the fingers as
made him pu’ back in the twinkling of an ee.
* Got tarrin ye, ye auld scounrel,’ said
the man ; * do ye mean to tak my money
frae mo ?* And he lifted up a rung, big en
ough tg fell a stot, and let flee at the mon
key; but Nosey was ower quick for him,
and, jumping aside* he lichted on a sliief
before ane could say Jock Robinson. Here
he rowed up the note like a baw in his
hand, and put it into his coat pouch like
ony rational creatur. Not only this, but
he mockit the Heelandman by a’ manner of
means shooting his tongue at him, spitting
at him. and girrting at him wi’his queer
outlandish physionomy. Then he would tak
histailm his twa hands, and wag it at Donald,
and seeking his nieves, he would seem to
threaten him wi’ v a leathering A’thegither
he was desperate impudent, and eneuch to
try the patience of a saunt, no to speak o
het-bluided Heelandman. It was gude for
sair een to see how Donald behavit on this
occasion. He raged like ane demented
miscalling the monkey beyond measure,
and swearing as mony Gaelic aitbs as micht
hae sair’d an ordinar man for a twalraonth
During this time, I never steer’d a foot, but
keepit keeking frae the back shop upon
a’ that was ganging on. I was highly
delighted; and jealousing that Nosey
was ower supple to be easily catched, 1 had
nae apprehension for the event, and remain
ed snug in my birth to see the upshot.
In a short time in comes Mr. Weft, wi* a
piece of glowing paper in his hand, that he
had got firae the next door to licht the shop
and nae sooner did Donald see him than he
ax’d him for his note.
* What note, honest man V said Mr. Weft.
‘ Got tamn,” quo : ' Donald, * the note the
auld scounrel, your grandfather, stole frae
me.’
‘ My grandfather!’ answered the ither wi ;
amazement ‘ I am thinking, honest man, ye
hae had a glass ower muckle. My grand-
.fatherlwM*qii #pad for saxteen years, and
out I mejer heard tejl till now tha t he was a fief.’
‘Weel, weel, then,’ quo’ the Heeland
man, ‘ I dqp’t care naething about it. 3
he’s no your gr^adfktherj he’ll be your fai
ther, orfoujr brither, or your cousin.*
‘ My faither, or my brither, or my cousin!’ amusing to hear*
the use of a’ this clishmaclaver ? Ye’ve
baith gotten the wrong sow by the lug, or my
name’s no William M’Gee. I’ll wager ye
a penny-piece, that my monkey Nosey is at
the bottom of the business.’
Nae sooner had I spoken the word, than
the twa, looking round the shop, spied the
beastie sitting upon the shelf, girning at
them, and putting out his tongue, and wig
gle-waggling his walking stick ower his left
elbow, as if be had been playing upon the
fiddle. Mr. Weft at this apparition set up a
loud Imich ; his passion left him in a mo
ment, when he saw the ridiculous mistake
that the He eland man had fa’cn into, and I
thocht he would hae ljursted his sides wi’
evendown merriment; At first Donald
lookit desperate angry] and, judging frae the
way he was twisting jlbout his mouth and
rowing his een* I opined that he intended
some deadly ijkaith to the monkej. But
his gude sense, of which Heelandmen are
no a’thegither destitute got the better of his
anger, and he roared and lauched like the
very mischief. N*r was this a*, for nae
sooner had ho betan to lauch, than the
monkey did the sitne tbtpg, and held its
sides in preceesely the same manner, imi
tating his actions, in the maist amusin’ way
imaginable. ,Thjs 6nly set Donald alauch-
ing mair than ever, and when he lifted up
his nieve, and shook it at Nosey in a gude
humoured way, what think ye that the cratur
did? Odds man, he took the note frae his
pouch,-where it lay rowed up like a baw,
and,-papping it at Donald, hit him as fairly
upon the nose, as if it had been shot out of
weel aimed musket- There was nae re
sisting this. The haill three, or rather the
haill four, for Nosey joined us, set up a loud
lauch, and the Heelandman’s was the loud
est of a’, showing that he was really a man
of sense, and could take a joke as weel as
his neighbors.
When the lauchiri' had a wee subsided,
Mr. Campbell, in order to show that he had
nae ill wull to Mr. Weft, ax’d his pardon for
the rough way he had treated him, but the
worthy manufacturer widna hear o’t. ‘Houts,
man,’ quo’ he, * dinna say a word about it.
It’s a mistak a’thegither, and Solomon him
self, ye ken, whiles gaed wrang.’ Where
upon the Heelandman bought a Kilmarnock
night-cap, price eleven-pence happeny, frae
Mr. Weft, and paid him wi* part of the very
note that brocht on the ferly I hae just been
relating. But his guid wull didna end
here, for he insisted on takin’ us a*—Nose/ ter,Review.
amang the lave—to the nearest public,
where he gi’ed us a frien’ly glass,
keepit lawking about monkeys, arid what
not, in a manner at.fcnce edifying anri
Reasons for Educating the People.—It is
indeed very wonderful that scarcely one
atom of any useful knowledge, of any kind,
is taught to any person of any rank, quality,
profession, or pursuit whatever, any where,
or in any manner; if we except a little Rule
of Three here and there, and a little,
Euclid in the fens of Cambridgeshire : and
thus are the people educated to augment the
wealth of Britain. Now here lies the mys
tery. We admit that nonsense verses are
the proper knowledge for a prime minister;
that a diocess can be effectually governed
only by means of Greek metres; that the
moral and religious duties of a people must
be inculcated by means of dactyls, anapaests,
and iambics, and can be taught in no other
way : and that nothing hut a due intimacy
with the deep profoundities of longs and
shorts can render ten thousand men in black
coats the exclusive proper persons to teach
the rising generation how to make laws,
practice physic, govern colonies, and spin
cotton ; constitute them fit monopolists
over the knowledge and the morals of the
entire youth of Britain : but who teaches
men to make steam-carriages and dye scar
let cloth for the army ? Does this know
ledge come by scanning? It does come,
that is certain ; and we must suppose that
we must thank God for it. But whoever it
is that does acquire it, must pay for it, and
that dearly also, most often in time as well
as in money; while, most commonly, he
sows that others may reap.' But the people
cannot obtain this knowledge ; they have
scarcely the means of obtaining any know
ledge ; since that which they can command
is but the desire and the capacity. * * *
The fact itself, and the truth also, is, that it
is impossible to conduct the several arts of
this countiy withou t the heads of workmen ;
and they who fancy that this is or can be
done by their hands alone, are ignorant of
the subjects. Under a minute division of
labor, it is true, there is much that can be
done by hands alone, where the workman
is as pure -a machine as the wheels and le
vers of brass and iron which he superintends;
but these cases are rare, compared to those
where the^discretion and thought of work
men are required, and where, without what,
in fact, is knowledge and education, the
operations could not go on. Let us give a
lew details, for the sake of those who fancy
that all this is matter of course, and that it
is sufficient if the man has hands, and legs,
aod eyes. The contempt in which a tailor
is held is proverbial: yet it is the very tai
lor himself who makes and invents, as he
sets the fashion ; unless indeed .^ome king
Brummel, or king of Prussia, or king of any
other country should out tailor him in power
to compensate for infra-tailoring in point of
taste. And this is matter of taste, and there
fore appertaining to art—to the il niente cht
fa tulta, which is the produce of education.
Is it to be credited that there would be but
one Stultz, or one king of Prussia in the uni
verse, if journeyman tailors were educated
to snatch a grace whether within or without
the rules of art ? Why has Hoby made a
fortune ? and Taylor ? because the eukne
mides JEchaioi never could have been so
beautifully booted by any other artist, and
because the feet of the fair would have fail
ed, under any other sandals, to effect what
they have been noted for doing since the
time of Solomon’s song. We should be glad
to see a stone-mason or bricklayer without
a head build a house, or a bridge, or even a
pig-sty. Nine times out of ten, the archi
tect, as he is called, knows nothing about
the matter; and tthe Lord have mercy upon
his churches, if the operatives, as they are
called, did not know something more. Who
is it that drives the coffer piles for London
bridge ? who tak es care that they fit close £
that they are well caulked ? who ascertains
that the foundation piles are driven deep
enough, their heads well levelled, the fram
ing well laid ?SyIio frames the centerings,
and sees that every part of it will do its du
ty, and sets it up ? Not the architect in the
office; neither that nor any thing else, from
the bottle of folly buried in the foundation
stone to the top of the balustrade. Had we
no bridge but what the bridge-builder
could build, we should be obliged to swim
the river. A drawing is a very pretty thing;
but we should be compelled to live in the
sketches of houses, if the people, whom we
fancy we must despise, and do not choose to
educate, had nol: somewhat more of talents
and knowledge than those who live on their
labors suspect, and if they were not educa
ted—heaven knows how. There is no end
to this class ofilliustration in matters of mere
taste and art, and in matters of mechanics.
* * * The very fire-teazer, who holds the
soul of the steam-boat and the lives of all
the passengers in his hands, is a man of
head ; he must be educated—and so he is
but he has a long probation to go through
and is likely to make an abundance of blun
ders before he attains his rank, to the great
discomfiture of those who depend on him ;
while all this, under a proper system, he
might have learned to do in three months
to the abridging of his own misery and
the inconvenience of every one else. We
might run through eveiy trade, every art,
every thing tha t is done,, and ofWIry thing
that is not done as it ought to be, through
out the kingdom, and overwhelm our “
ders, not only with illustrations* but
cation in France in the Royal Military Col
lege ; he was appointed Lieutenant, the 1st
of September, 1785; Captain, the 7th
February, 1792 ; Major, the 19th of Octo-*
her, 1793; Commandant of Artillery, at
Toulon, in December of the same year;
Brigadier, the 6th of February, 1794;
Lieutenant General of the army of the in
terior, the 16th of October, 1795; Field
Marshal, the 26rh of the same October;
Commander-in-Chief of the army of Italy,
the 23d of February, 1796, and was married
in the same year to Josephine de la Plagerie,
widow of Beauhnmois; sailed with the ex
pedition to Egypt, the 19th of May, 1798 ;
arrived at Alexandria the 1st of July; em
barked to return to France the 22d of Au
gust; arrived at Raphan, near Fregus, the
9th October ; was named First Consul the
10th of January, 1802, Consul for life the
10th of August of the same year; and Em
peror, the 18lh of May, 1804 ; he was con
secrated and crowned in Paris by Pope Pius
VII. the December following ; proclaimed
King of Italy the 17th March. 1805, and
crowned at Milan the 26th of IVfcy ; he was
proclaimed and acknowledged as Protector
of the Confederation of the Rhine, the 12th
of July, 1806 ; Mediator of the Swiss Con-
federation, the 10th of September, 1807 ;
his marriage with Josephine, was declared
null the 16th of December, 1809; on the
2d of April, 1810, he married Maria Louisa,
Archduchess of Austria, who was born the
12th of December, 1791 ; (of this marriage
there was born on the 20th of March,
1811; Napoleon Francisco Carlos Jose, King
of Rome;) he made his entry into
Moscow, the 14th of September, 1812 ;
this was the apogee of his glory, from which
his adverse fortune and decadence began.
All those nations which had already de
clared against him, made the greatest efforts
to precipitate his ruin, and consummate his
end. The Allies entered Paris on the night
of the 30th of March, 1S14 ; he abdicated
the 11th of April, 1S14; embarked for the (
Island of Elba, the 20th of the same month,
and arrived on the 4th of the following;
there he remained until February, 1815—in
which month he embarked for France, where
lie arrived the 1st of March, and landed at
Canes, in the Gulf St. John; he entered
Paris the 20th day after his disembarkment;
lost the battle of Waterloo the lSlh of June,
1815; abdicated a second time in favour of
his son, the 22d of the same month ;—he
submitted himself to the protection of the
English, and embarked in the Rellerophon,
74, the 15th July ensuing, and was subse
quently earned to tho Island of St. Helena,
where he disembarked the 13th of October,
and died, without its being known of what
particular malady, the 5th of May, 1S24, at
7 o’clock in the morning.
These were his last words—“ I leave the
opprobrium of my death to the reigning house
of England.”
proofs, of the necessity of
education, and of its actual existence also
though always attained, 1 in consequence of
our barbarous system, with difficulty, anti
not attained without delay, and blunders,
and inconveniences, and losses.— TVestmins-
Interesting Anecdote of Malurin.—-b. dig
nitary of the church, who became interested,
by some accident, in Maturin’s circum
stances, aud was anxious to improve them,
called upon him, for the purpose of offering
him some clerical promotion, or of consult
ing him as to the means of forwarding his
advancement. It was duringthe time that
Maturin was composing Bertram, and before
he became an avowed ivriter.: his v’orks,
however, were sufficiently well ko%\vn to
entitle him to the character of an author,
and, I believe, ihe object of the good visitor
was to rescue the poet~from the necessities
that forced him to write
“ Profane conceits and fallacies—”
and to enable him to devote all his abilities
to the offices of his spirital calling. The
Rev. Doctor was ushered into a sitting-
room, the poet being engaged 'at the mo
ment in his study. He waited for some
time very patiently, but the fascination of
some frenzied scone wag upon Maturin,
who felt little compunction in sacrificing the
divine to the drama; and it was not till after
a half-hour’s delay that the poet made bis
appearance. He entered the room sudden
ly, reciting some rapturous passage—a part
of the manuscript play in one hand, the pen
in the other; his person attired in a theatri
cal morning-gown—his attitude that of an
inspired provisante, his arms tossing, and
his eyes strained, and thus continued his
oration until he wound up by flinging him
self on the sofahesidetheastonished minis
ter. This unlucky interference of the ruling
passion lost to poor Maturin whatever pa
tronage or advantage might have been de
rived from the intended friendship of his
visitor, whose nerves or habits were ill
qualified for the grotesque exhibition pre
sented by the curate of St. Peter’s : in vain
did Maturin endeavour to neutralize the
effects of his malapropos enthusiasm; and
the only gleam of ecclesiastical hope that
ever broke upon him thus came and vanish
ed iu the same instant
of
Dr. Franklin—While at the Court of
France this practical philosopher proved
himself to be a little of the courtier. Being
ailles, shew-
periments,
if lie did
wlio was
one day in the gardens of
ing the queen some el
she asked him, in a fit of
not dread the fate of Pro:
so severely served for
Heaven ? H Yes, please your
plied Franklin, with great galla
not behold a pair of eyes this m
have stolen infinitely more fire from
than ever I did, pas^ipg unpunished, tho
they do more mischief
done in all my experi
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