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WIT AND HUMOR. Ia “show, talking about little the strong boys up-town man in HOUS EHOLD HELP. Fatry Lodge. GRANTS FORF EITABLE. Her Jhst Resort,
the two
Whv was Joseph the straightest man brought out some interesting points, The Skeleton of the Kitchen Closet. The following description of au ideal HoW'tlic Public Domain Has Been Tho other day when old Punglenp*
record? Because Pharaoh made Said one: “My father knows of a The servant girl; how find her children’s play-house, by Mary A. B p mnlwni fc tho .mnn merchant, went-home to
nn ...I,,.. stronger man than Barnum’s strong to in Lathburv, in Sit. Nicholas for April, lunch lie was surprisea'WpiiF an unu¬
Mm a . rmer. ■ widows the giant, cither.” “Who is her perfection or her imperfection, or may be found to contain helpful hints So far as can bo learned by a careful sual number of wot ufeiipffilas tho
a for man, or the other Amer- how to do without her! This is tho per¬ for of both of and study of the records, the lands likely as^ndeckta|nif on
referred'to^the pension offic* where he?” demanded young petual spectre that haunts our house¬ some our grown-up be e rack/so he. tfife’s room
thJ and addresses of thousands xcan. “I don’t remember his name,” holds, which brings premature growing-up readers; to returned to the dud lie domain, in and said:
the names names a was the reply ; but I know my father and wrinkles gray¬ “On the level brow of a mountain, case the proposed bills become laws, “Anybody in the parlor, my dear?”*
are kept. said this man he was talking about ness to our wives and within a hundred miles of the office of and in case the laws are enforced, are “Yes, dearest,” replied his better
It is a remarkable fact that however however all theNorthcrn States and mothers and sends many a mau in des¬ St Nicholas, stands lovely home. follows: In Alabama 750,000 acres, putting tho finishing
be versed m ™ & peration to cheap a as half, who was
well young ladies may to decline e Southern ones, too.”- The a restaurant. There are many beautiful and interest¬ of which 350,000 are tho Mobile and Gi¬ touches to an elaborate toilet. “Yes,
grammar, very few are able Commercial Advertiser. fact is plain that the supply of ing things in and around the home, rard railroad land grant; 180,000 tho dearest, qui(e lot of peoplo. There’s
domestics competent to do the duties gathered foreign the a
matrimony. who Parrots are queer - creatures, and, of the average respectable family kitch¬ from lands and from Selma, Rohic and Dalton; 144,000 tho doctor, an expressman, a hack
A Virginia <rirl married a tramp like monkeys, sometimes seem like a is unequal the demand, and will our own, and nothing ha* been left uu- Coosa and Chattanooga; 72,000 tho man, a grocery clerk, a telegraph re¬
turned out to be a duke. We’ve nopitv burlesque humanity. One en to dono that could help to make tho six Coosa and Tennessee; 52,000 the Gulf pairer, and nine messengers in thepar
her. She should have known what very upon had unfortunately be increasingly less as more families children of the homo wise and happy. and Ship Island. In Tennessee 875,
for she married him. South American bird attain to the ability to support a ser¬ But the happiest thought of all tho 000 granted to the California, for?”
he was before learned oh ship-board the habit of pro¬ vant nuilding the little log was called Louisiana acres and Texas road. In Florida “What on earth are'they here
A Wisconsin woman has predicted a fane language. The mate, a little And it in other depart¬ of cabin, “Well, you see, lovey, my new
Lake Michigan in Juno ashamed ofthe Creature’s profanity, as is every Fairy Lodge. 350,000 acres granted to the Atlantio plush and rep princosse came home livo
tidal wave on gentler seems to be dousing ment of labor so here, the higher the “There was a great deal of pleasure and West India Transit, and 195,000 to days and it has been doing noth¬
next Thg sex undertook a cure by it with order of service required the more got out of the building and the settling the Florida, Atlantic and California ago, I’ve stood it
crowding into all the professions. water at each offense. Polly evidently nearly impossibly it is to procure the of the Lodge. I think the chim¬ Central railroad. In Arkansas 55,000 ing but rain ever since. it
A Long Island boy opened the bird imbibed the reproof, for during a gale, skilled worker. The first-class cook is have been built first, great that, granted the Little ltoek and just as long as I could, and so when
and let out his mother s pet song- when heavy sea broke over a hen¬ ney must for acres to rained again to-day I just rang for ev¬
sfjr. a very apt to make her own terms, with when the logs arc ablaze in it, forms Fort Smith railroad. In MisshfBipp’ i erybody the telegraph indicator,
the ground that the bird coop and deluged hens and cocks pretty only and then show of resistance on so
on air. Then, oh! how his mother thoroughly, she marched up to the the now a valiant the heart and lungs of the house. The 600,000 granted to the Iron Mountain I could havo somebody to show it to.
needed dripping fowls and screamed out, to tyrant by some econo¬ fire-place almost fills one side of tho road. Jn Michigan 325,000 granted to Isn’t it too lovely for anything?” and,
fanned him. again, hain’l P” mist, and to change her- place with a ‘living-room,’ and all the old-time tho Detroit and Milwaukee road; 805,- with an expectant smile, she rustled,
The San Francisco Evening Post says “Been swearing ye facility which leaves the domain of the utensils are there,—the andirons, the 000 to the Port Huron and Milwaukee; down-stairs. —San Francisco Post.
that the most effective way to keep a Feminine naivete—Miss Darling: “ O, kitchen in a perpetual state of semi¬ crane, the tongs, the bake-kettle, tho 300,000 to the Jackson, Lansing and
man’s memory green is not to build a Mr. Springer, I must thank you for anarchy. iron tea-kettle, while the bellows hangs Saginaw company; 190,000 to the Mar¬
monument to him, but to be eternally your last novel It is positively en¬ The question what the housekeepers by the chimney-side. quette and Ontonagou road, and 35,000 TIRED OUT!
talking about doing so. trancing!” Springer, the Miss rising Darling’s young are going to do about it is unlikely to “There are no ‘modern antiques’ in to the Ontonagon and Brule River com¬
A colored barber in Idaho has drawn novelist, (charmed “Really? by I delighted receive any complete answer just yet, Fairy Lodge, and everything is a bit of pany, making over a million weres in £&SE£SSS
the color line; he refuses to shave In- enthusiasm): pleased. Tell am the but there are two directions in which history. The cupboard at one end of Michigan. In Iowa there are 80,000
dians. He evidently thinks himself that you are me, can¬ American women may turn as of¬ the fire-place is filled with rare old acres granted to the Sioux City and St.
better than the American Government. didly now, how you like the finish.” fering some promise of the solution of odds and ends from many a broken set Paul road, supposed to bo yet unearn¬
—Drake!$ Traveler's Magazine. Miss Darling (with truth. sweet I’ve simplicity) : the problem. of china. On the right of the fire-placo ed. In Wisconsin 450.000 acres grant¬
weak,” said woman to “Why, to toll the been so One of these is a more earnest effort stands the spinning-wheel, and the ed to the West Wisconsin road; 650,000
“You are remonstrating a busy reading some real important to educate girls who are willing but ig¬ great arm-chair is drawn close to tho to the North Wisconsin (now Chicago,
her son, who v/as “Yes, work^that I h ave not found the time norant into fitness tor good service. braided rug before the tire, Then St. Paul and Minneapolis), and 1,200,
against her marrying “I again, weak to get beyond the tenth chapter of the While there is an increasing reluctance there are chests and dressers with 000 to the Wisconsin Central. In Min¬
mother,” he replied, stepfather.” am so •Solitary Rover.’ ” Mr. Springer is on the part of young women, native or brass corners tnd handles, and chairs, nesota 800,000 acres granted to the St.
that I can’t go a himself a Solitary Rover for the rest of foreign, to become domestics so long and tables with spindle legs; old-time Paul, Minnesota and Manitoba road,
The saving is revived of the late Mr. the evening. as any other possible occupation is mirrors, and a clock with a time-worn 22.000 to the Western railroad, and 1,- Ami
Abram Hayward, that “There are hun¬ open, there is yet a pretty large num¬ face; and, in a corner, the big wool- 300,000 to the Northern Minnesota;
dreds of English families wandering of Fairy Stories for Children. ber of unskilled servants capable of do¬ wheel, the swifts, and the reel. 950,000 to the Hastings and Dakota
ruined over the Continent because ing only the drudgery of the house who “There are interesting pictures on railroad, and 125,000 to the Lake Su¬
their dislike and reluctance to lead Jn the April North American Review are not too unintelligent to be trained the log walls—miniatures of men with perior and Mississippi Railroad compa
trumps.” Julian Hawthorne says: to something higher, and many of high, rolling collars, and of women ny. n
“No I don’t object to the smell of a If we believed—if the great mass of whom do succeed, after some years of with short waists and puffy sleeves; The above grants wore made to
cio'ar ’’ said a widow to her lover. “It people known as the civilized world did rough experience, in becoming toler¬ and there are documents of historic states for the benefit of the roads men¬ nmrnm
reminds me of dear John, who declared actually and livingly believe — that ably expert as plain cooks, but not value, yellow with age and heavy with tioned. In addition to this there are
that although he did’nt like the taste there was anything beyond or above good enough, it may be, for the prepa¬ seals, in frames of tarnish gilt. There the following, granted direct to the
of tobacco, 1 °he had to smoke to keep the physical order of nature, our chil- ration of elaborate dinners, but equal are books also, in which tho - s’s are all railroad companies, and as yet unpat¬ taatta, owwhMd
of his mouth.”— Hotel dren’s literature, wrongly so called, to baking the bread and roasting the f s,’ of the six children said,— ented, and in most cases, it is alleged, H Oam not btaoken oanfltilWttan ortaiwUw —olOor Uon m-HOnM do
the moths out would not be what it is. We believe is considered how as one Wisconsin 907,000 achecr Da. G. H. produce Bnrxunr, landtag pluBioton of Sprtag
' meat. When it ut¬ and psalm-books full of ‘quavers,’ unearned: In acres ®Bro^B°Irau*klttais a
Pious SK terly void of acquaintance with the de¬ •semi-quavers,’ and domi-seini-quav- granted to the Northern Pacific. In practice, id attcnmghly and find it* good action madl- ex*
mands of a well ordered household •rs.’ Minnesota about 18,000 of the 23,000 cine. ail I use it in my of iron, In veaknem, a low con
man in J&S& ,CSd Mtar-fwfflaasP oula other forma or -
Ste •ffi-sstoRr .many of the girl* are who are set in “There is a kitchen, opening out of miles of the Northern Pacific road were
.-.“ts se « charge of our kitchens—fresh landed the ‘living-room,’ which has tu o mod- completed at the time specified, of yet its Da. W. *, Wa mas, lHfl Ttarty-aecond Street.
S, wj immigrants, who, likely enough, were ern innovation of a cook-stove. The there remain 4,500,000 road, acres probably digestion.”
ml ,nd crow bfcr*.- field less of hands any cookery in their more native elaborate lands, guile¬ than two the Lodge, elder girl# and practiced could not cookery reach tho at lunds by reason not patented of the neglect to the of the company eppetlte. Genuine hu give* «J>oje atwngth Trade ead M«4 lmpKnee and wowed ««d Jlneg ^
Independent. inch high, up to all manner of delight- the boiling of a potato, to be eaten best results with a tin bake-oven and a to apply for such patents, by which ou wrapper. Vake no other. HAMIMOUK, Made onl* by SUB
A man has been arrested here with feats. He comprehends tho whole with salt—it is high compliment to long-handled frying-pan. neglect the payment of taxes on the Bu OWX OBKMKlAI. OP
pounds of unclaimed brass in his a -----' -------------- -- 4
• 160 matter at half a word, feels that he had their readiness to learn to say that they “On those long and lovely days land is avoided. In Dakota 8,432,000 __
possession. Chicago drummers who fcnown it already, and half thinks that often become most trustworthy and when there are guests at the homo,- tho acres were granted to the Northern Pa¬ STEEL PEES.
sgmiss a portion of their features can he has seea one or two on m s wa y satisfactory servants, upon whom the Lodge, as you may imagine, is a cozy cific road, and about 4,000,000 were
come forward, prove property and take home He run9 up t0 Ms mother, and mistress throws responsibilities which retreat for th* girls and their friends. earned at the expiration of the time fix¬
lost cheek .—Pittsburg Chron- _
back their tells her about it . and has sbo ever seen she herself would shrink from assum¬ There is the last recipe from the Cook¬ ed for tho completion of tho road,
icle lelegraph. fairies? Alas! his mother tells him that ing. Why should there not be schools ing Ciub to be (ried in the morning, though very few of the lands have been
“My dear,” said Mr. Muckleham to the existence of such a being as a fairy for cooking and for housework, in and a tea at five o’clock. There is no patented to the company. This would
his wife, “those hams I bought the j 8 impossible. In old times when the which all such inexperienced girls hurry, for there is no heavy work to be leave about 4,400,000 acres of land to We are now ottering to the pnblio STEEL
other day are so badly spoiled pity,” they world was very ignorant and everything supersti- should be able to serve an apprentice¬ done before ‘compauy’ comes. be forfeited in Dakota. In Montana PENS of our own manufacture. Our
cannot be eaten.” “What a his tious, they used to ascribe ship, such as would fit them to be, at “There is an old-fashioued flower- the Northern Pacific grant was 17,138,- Plowboy Eagle
wife replied. “Guess we’d better send that happened to supernatural agency; least, second-class servants, and in garden in front of the Lodge; and the 000 acres, none of which was earned at
Arkdnsaw them out to the-charity hospital.”— even the trilling daily accidents stairs, of one’s which, now and then, a woman with a old-fashioned flowers have had the hon¬ the expiration of the time fixed for the market, 75 centa
Traveler. life, such as tumbling down put¬ genius for her business might develop or of going, each summer, with the completion of the road, and all of Ib the best bnaineaB pen in the receipt of
Mile, Andre is 3 years old; she is ting the right shoe on the left foot, with that rare culture—unrealized vis¬ flowers from the home conservatories, which may possibly be declared for¬ per KroBH, postpaid to any address on
playing with her doll, and in her talk were thought or fancied to bo the work ions of whose coming flit before many in thousands of bouquets, through the feited. In Idaho 1,900,000 acres ate. price. Aufffor tjue writing mf
with it she calls herself a lady. “You of some mysterious power; and since a housewife’s mind—a first-rate cook? Flower Mission, to tho city hospitals forfeitable. In Oregon 2,575,900 grant¬ Plowboy Favorite
a lady ?” says one of the friends pres¬ ignorant people are very apt to imag¬ [pro¬ In no trade requiring so much intelli¬ and the sick-rooms of tho poor.” ed to the Northern Pacific are forfeita¬
ent, purposely to bother her. “Cer¬ ine they see what they believe gence, and so many virtues, are there ble; 3,700,000 were granted to tho Ore¬ yot made, $1.00 grow
tainly I a" lady. I already thrash ceeds this mother] instead of believing so few .opportunities for learning the gon Central, now the Oregon and Cali¬ Surpasses any pen prioe. Samples per
little run they and since, furthermore, actively engaging in it A Little Romance. which 2,000,000 forfeita¬ postpaid, on receipt of on ap¬
my one !”—French Fun. what see; business before fornia, of are plication.
A mother, traveling with her ignorance disposes to exaggeration and as that of a domestic, and in none is A romance of peculiarly character- ble; 1,130,000 acres wore granted to the THE PLOWBOY CO.,
infant young child, writes the following letter tlius to untruth, these people ended by the call so loud and desperate for ex¬ istic flavor was related to the Graphic Oregon Central, of which 1,000,000 are
to her husband at home : “We are all asserting that they saw fairies. “Now, perienced laborers. The wise women correspondent regarding a member of forfeitable, making 5,500,000 acres in
doing much. first-rate, We and enjoying in fine ourselves health. my would child,” grieve continues me to see the you parent, the victim “it if of the America donqfstic would training do well school to consider does not the ler, Secretary family of of the the Hon. Navy. W. E. The Chand¬ lady Oregon territory forfeitable. 11,250,000 were In granted Washington to tho East Point, Ga.
very are of such folly. Do not read fairy sto¬ gleam of light their in is charming Conneclicut Northern Pacific, of which about 9,000,
The boy can crawl about on all fours. life; they offer some upon the case a
Hoping that the same be said of you, I ries. They are not true to present darkened souls. girl of respectable but poor parents. 000 were unearned, according to tho
remain, eta., Fanny.” x fill your mind with idle notions; they Another source of relief is the possi¬ The young man is the son of the New present allegations. In California For Handsomest! Cheapest! Beni
“I am sorry Redpath left Ireland cannot form your understanding, world. or bility of some device for dispensing al¬ Hampshire statesman and politician, about 500,000 acres granted to tho Cal¬
just as he did,” said Judge Curran to aid If you you should to do your happen work to in fall the in with together the inexperienced with the delusion cook. American and snare, res¬ his distinguished name being parent. the same as that of fc < earned. ifornia and Of Oregon the 6,355,000 company acres were granted un¬ IRON ROOFING.
a Dublin newspaper man the other day. such fables be careful as you read them idents in Paris have frequently had oc¬ To commence aright, the young man, to the Atlantic and Pacific road, all ap¬ SIDING, CEILING,
“If he had only made I up would his mind to to bear in mind that they are pure in¬ casion to accept tho services of those who is a half brother to the secretary’s pear to be liable to bo forfeited. Of
stay a month longer have so ventions—pretty, sometimes, perhaps, trained caterers who, at a not extrava¬ family, was left by his great- die 5.600,000 granted to the South¬ Bend tor Blnrti*ted 0»taIo#B# and Prieto et
arranged it that he would be here yet.” but essentially frivolous, if not immor¬ price, will provide families with young his mother’s side fortune of Pacific, about 1,000 for¬ CINCINNATI ( 0)00 TXNGOO.
“Ah, how ?” “In jail,” responded gant a aunt on a ern are
so al. You have, however, thanks to the varied bill of fare, brought to the house $6,000. This aboiit the time (1877) feitable, and of the 1,315,000 acres
the Judge, grimly. was
enlightened writers and publishers, an promptly at the meal hour, and in a he entered upon a course at Dartmouth granted to the Texas Pacific all will Tls Me Cflltn and Con Planter
in A young doctor’s man office. applied “What for a position endless assortment of juvenile books thoroughly palatable state of heat or college. He was graduated after four probably be forfeited. In Missouri
do a ?” asked the physician. “I can kain’t you and periodicals which combine legiti¬ cold, as the nature of the dish requires. years’ study, a portion of that time 600,000 acres of the Atlantic and Paci¬ AND
but’l mate amusement with sound and trust¬ There is no reason why every moder¬ being also devoted to the ardent court¬ fic grant arc supposed to bo forfeitable, - -
do nothin’ yet, want to learn how worthy instruction. Here are stories ate sized city should not support such ship of the charming Miss--. His which, in addition to the Iron Moun¬ Fertilizer Distributor.
to hack off legs. Got a nat’ral hank¬ about little children just like yourself, a caterer, who could feed his patrons life at Dartmouth was that of any other
erin’ for sich work. Cut one of the who talk and act just as you do, and to better than the average family is now young man of gay spirits and the repu¬ tain tract mentioned above, will throw f
Pendleton boys all ter pieces tuther whom nothing supernatural or outland¬ fed, and at a cost little, if any, above tation of belonging to a family of sub¬ 1,000,000 acres of public lands into the
day, so pap ’lowed I’d better be a ish ever happens; and whose adven¬ that which is now incurred, while all stance. In other words, his expenses market. In tho Indian Territory tho
doctor.” tures, when you read them, convey to the worry of marketing, and all the for tuition and other necessaries grant to the Atlantic and Pacific was > 4
A lady asked learned professor if you some salutary moral lesson. What anxiety about the cook’s temper or amounted to some $1,500 per annum, 13,500,000 acres, of which little, if any,
a more can vou want? Yes, very likely skill would be done with. Un¬ for which he in due course drew on to havo been earned. In New
he understood Chinese. He did. ‘Grimm’s * Tales’ and ‘The Arabian doubtedly of away precious family his father, the drafts being prompt¬ Mexico appears the Atlantic and Pacific grant
“Well, what is 'mouth’ m Chinese ?” some our as
“Mouth is k’eu.” A week later the Nights’ may seem more attractive; but traditions wouid have to be laid aside ly honored. He did not mention in was 10,000,000 acres, all of which will
lady suddenly asked the professor: in this world many harmful things put under this experiment. his letters home the young lady probably be declared forfeited. Should
“What i# kitchen door in Chinese?” on an inviting guise, which deceives whose image filled his dreams and the Texas Pacific grant be declared for¬
“It is k’eu.” “Very remarkable. A the inexperienced eye. May my child Burmese Tobacco. whom he iiad asked to share his for¬ feited by congress, 3,500,000 acres of
week ago you said ‘mouth’ is k’eu.” remember that all is not gold that glit¬ tunes. But when he returned homo this will be found in New Mexico. In
“Quite* so,” answered the professor; ters, and desire, not what is diverting A vigorous effort is being made, un¬ and held his customary conversation Arizona the Atlantic and Pacific grant
“whatever and shuts is k’eu in merely, but what is useful and ... der auspices of the British g overnment, with his father as to his future, he amounts to 9,000,000 acres, and the
Chinese.” opens and conventional!” to develop the Burmese tobacco indus¬ casually remarked that about the first Texas Pacific grant to 9,000,000, both
try. At one time it was prosperous, thing he intended to do was to get of which will probably be declared for¬
More deaf than formerly—Little and Burmese cheroots found a ready married, naming the lady of his choice. feited. To sum Up: CM the 36,000,000 award «t International Cotton F air Eahl- the)
Girl—“Papa, off did when mamma asked say yes her to Know Thyself sale all over Indi*. But the natives “But what have you got to marry acres granted to states for the benefit blion, Ntional Atl O. nta, .tan Ga), Planter*’ the Arkansaa »aaoolaUon, State the Greati
you right ?” Papl—“Certainly you she to grew careless, and the quality fell off upon?” asked the astute parent, who of railroads within their borders about Seuthern **»o»itlon, L-uiavl le, Ky., aDd thei
marry you The average weight of an aduit is 140 so greatly that nearly all the tobacco had other matrimonial plans for his 26,000,000 acres havo been earned and World’. iGpoiltfon, New Orlrana, La , and been which; .till;
did.” L. G.—“Why don’t she say yes lbs. 6 * used in the manufacture of Bur¬ eldest 9,000,000 be forfeited, and of the ba« NEVKK tail'd in any c .nteet, has
quick ask her oz. now son. may further imprond.aod la now fully adapted to anyi
now just as when you to The average weight of a skeleton is mese cheroots is imported from Mad¬ “Well. $6,000 will do for a starter,” 145,000,000 granted direct to railroads tharacter of toil and the moat utakllled labor, two
do things is”not ?” Papa—“Mamma’s darling— hear¬ 14 lbs. Number of bones, 240. ras and Bengal. The Calcutta Eng¬ was the reply. “I hope to make my about 50,000,000 have been earned and alylea It la andaisea the moat bel durable k now Planter made. made, and will
ing all” so good now,- The skeleton measures one inch less lishman shows that the keen grad¬ way in the world about as you have 95,000,000 may be forfeited...... Chicago Save its Cost Three Tim^ Over
that’s than the height of the living man. ing instinct of the Burmese is sensible done, sir, and I don’t think you had a Tones. |
A mot was related at Mrs. Moulton’s The average weight of the brain of a of the loss consequent upon this state larger capital to commence upon.” -IN A
a day or two ago by a bright Boston “The man i# 3 1-2 pounds; of a woman 2 of things. A short time ago an experi¬ “Wait a minute, young mau,” inter¬ SINGLE SEASON.
woman that is worth repeating. pounds 11 ounces. mental tobacco farm was established rupted the elder man, “you have no
difference between New York and Bos¬ The brain of a man exceeds twice as a school where the natives might $6,000 to start with. You forget that j Uncle l’eter Falls on a Pudding. Am it plants from eight to ten acres bushels per day,: off
ton men,” said the lady, “is that the that of other animal. how produce the best quali¬ drawing this for with less than one and one-half
of Gotham hurried they any height of Englishman learn to you have been on sum A y high-toned looking young teed per acre, and open*, drop*, distribute* fec->
men are so The average an ties, and so readily did they turn the the last four years, lliere is about $50 in exquisite mustache, loud plaid tilizere and covers at one operation, saving
run against you, while the men of Bk>s- is 5 ft. 9 in.; Frenchman, 5 ft. 4 in., opportunity to account that some 600 to credit at the present time. man, low-crowned hat, TWO HANDS AND ONE TEAM.
tomafe so wrapped in a cioudland of and of Belgian, 5 ft. 6f in. embarked in your exactly oiothes. red necktie,
meditation that you runagainstthem.” A a breathes about twenty times landholders have already greatly What followed might not be crushed gtraw berry kids, and knitting- The price has been reduced to guit the times.
visiting friend found Simkins with in man minute, 1,200 times hour. the business. They were making the dis¬ en¬ right to relate, but this and much is comes ueedle canei W alked into Uncle Peter Bend for circular giving full description'and
A a or m an couraged to do so by from a reliable source a neees- ji; card j’ g st0 re, next to our office, a few term.
his coat off standing ou the doorstep A man breathes about 18 pints of air covery that land which gives only very sary part of the chronicle. Ine first d since> aD(1> throwing a half dollar Glebe Planter M’fg Co.,
the other night, and remarked : “Suf¬ in a minute, or upwards of 7 hogsheads poor crops of rice is the very best for thing with which the public has any ( w j t h a holerin it) down on the counter, 226 Marietta Street, Atlanta. Ga,
fering C»3ar, man, you’ll shirt-sleeves.” catch an aw¬ a day. gives off 4.08 cent, tobacco. Another experimental farm legitimate concern is the fact that the fiaid; ..Yy e jj ) tb j s j s the worst town I
ful cold out here in your A man per car¬ is now established on Mau bin Island, young man sought and obtained a posi- eyer gaw A gen tleman can find noth
cheerfully. a “That’s church what entertainment “Got l want,” to sing said a base to-morrow Simkins, solo at in bonic 10,666 24 hours, gas cubic of equal the feet air of to carbonic he 155 respires; inches acid respires of com¬ gas proving at and Paletwa, there, themselves too, in Arakan, the native apt an students, farmers Englishman while are tagonism tion tion occupying on the to Concord his a strong father railroad, position in the a corpora- Granite of an- for o. ■ en tleman jn the it fit ]ifu of to of Oscar eat, me drink, j Wilde’s canno or t smoke, see tastes how and can a PUBLISHERS
night, you know .”—Washington Hat¬ mon air. annually contributes from Coconada has established a most State. He was appointed brakeman, f ive in it j Bay> Mr. Storekeeper, can And Parties about to begin
chet. A man to vege¬ promising plantation. Samples of the and while serving in that capacity had , ell a fe ii 0 w a decent cigar?”
“Why, how wonderfully lifelike!” tation 124 lbs. of carbon. produce of the various localities have abundant opportunities of seeing his J „y eg) gir .i gaid Uncle Peter. “What
Mr. Derrix, gently caressing a The average of the manhood pulse in 80; infancy at 60 been forwarded to both London and father who had to use the line frequent- j f j nd o{ a c j gar do you wan t?” the Publication of a
bumble-bee which reposed among the is 220 per minute; in Paris, for the judgments of experts, ly when at home, and who often rode “What kind?”
artificial flowers and insects on his years, 60. The pulse of females is more and, should the opinion be favorable, on the train on which his independent “Yes sir.” NEWSPAPER
wife’s new bonnet; “if it was on a gar¬ frequent than that of males. tobacco cultivation will probably again son acted as brakeman. Finally the “Why, look at me, sir, a moment,
den flower I’d swear Jt was all—Ger- The weight of the circulating blood become a leading Burmese industry. young* man found a more lucrative and gee for yourse if w hat kind of a
reat Caesar!” he suddenly shrieked, in¬ is about 28 lbs. The people themselves consume an position on a W estern road. He worked cigar would suit me;” and he drew him
serting a wounded finger in his mouth, The heart beats 75 times a minute, immense quantity, being inveterate hard, rose to such circumstances that g ^ f gradually and gazed down on
and dancing around like a whirling der¬ sends nearly ten pounds of blood smokers, and thus demand and supply he felt justified in claiming tho prom- r u nc Ie Peter, Will find it to their interest
vish, “why, the blamed thing is alive!” through the veins and arteries each would be on the spot together. ise, renewed after his severance of re- Uncle p etor bought a moment and
A worldly father, after the style of beat; makes four beats while we breathe lations with his family of Miss ——, fc , izod tl ie lad up for all he was wqrth. consult
Lord Chesterfield, is .giving good ad¬ once. The Circassian beauty of the dime and a few days ago they were married Th ,, n he took t [ ic half dollar from the to
vice to his son, who is about to enter Twelve thousand pounds, or 24 hogs¬ museum is a .Pennsylvania girl who_ and proceeded to their Western home. counter and banded his Highness a Th PlowboyCo,
society—“And, above all, avoid flirta¬ heads 4 gallons, or 10,7821 hours. pints pass speaks low German; the Zulu chiefs are * N. Y. Graphic. cigar and forty-nine cents in change, 8
tions. But if you must flirt or fall in through the heart in two ex-waiters for ten-cent basement sa¬ and said: Atl owe you half a cent, sir.
love, be sure that it is with a pretty One thousand ounces of blood pass loons; the tattooed variegated Miss Cleveland, a sister of the Gov- but I can’f®ako the change unless yon
“Why?” through the kidneys in one hour. man was lecturin ! nnotber cigar." His Highness Auxiliary Publisher,
woman. It is always safer.” One hundred and seventy-five million in a New York sign-painter’s shop, ernor of N<5w York, is ' on take the
“Because some other fellow will be the lungs; which and the white elephant is neither white “Mediieval History.” 8he resides :it j glanced at Uncle Peter, then at
sure to be attracted and cut you out holes or cells are in sacred. Has honesty no show on Holland Patent, N. Y., and is a ;«dy of i cigar, and, without a word, walked out. East Point, Ga.
before any harm ha* been done.”— would cover a surface thirty times great¬ nor •arth?— N. Y. Com. Advertiser. •uperior culture. Knoxville (Tenrt.) News.
body. —
London Post er than the human
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