The Cedartown express. (Cedartown, Ga.) 1874-1879, January 16, 1879, Image 2

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THE EXPRESS. Cedartown, January 10th. AM. SORTS. Tlic laborer is worthy of his ex celsior. SUigh-riddlng nlfords k. k.—cold comfort. The prodigal’s return—Gold comes to par. A model buy-word—Cash. Nothing was made in vein, except human blood. It is a good artist who can draw pay. With tho shrewd legislator “it never too luto to a—mend.’ Judicious hanging is a need of the times. If the Boston I’ost can be believed, no ghost need spectre go to heaven. A man takes no interest in a bad investment. The inebriate’s song—This is the way I long have sol. Practicing in a pistol gallery is deer shooting. Actions speak louder than words, in pantomime. Isn’t a biliard player a baize ball player—what think cue? Garlic is said to be a sovereign remedy for gout. There is no reme dy for garlic. A New York shopkeeper has writ ten on his door; ‘Every one shuts this door but you.’ • In fishing for pickeral through the ice you want to cut an angler hole. It is not good for mail to he alone, unless ho holds both bowers anti the ace. Mary had a little Inmh. It wub roasted, ami she wanted more. Spring ch ekens and new maple sugar continue to cornu in ns usual. Children raised in the lap of lux ury are u long time in learning to go alone. Yuungimnn,jin beginning the jour ney ol life, don't take tho train from tho wrong deep-owe. It lias snowed so much in England this week that the little island looks like Itobinsou Crusoe’s white-peak- ed hat. White ice at 890 per ton, it is no •wonder that our young folks are ob liged to skate on rollers. The King of tht Keejee Islands is ■aid torelishj’Uaby Mine’very much. He likes it well done, too. ‘Set solid,’ as the prill ter said when the chair Ije sat down wasn’t - there, And he landed on'tho Hour. J A hint to ladies who will wear out side pockets. Have your purses mude up to look like prayer books. A poor tire is a pokerish thing in cold weather. Yes; oud u great bore, too. It cannot be that ‘all flesh is grass.’ Grass gets its dew—about the only thing tliut does ill this world. Thera are two kinds of men who tell the truth—one from forces of ciroumatnhecs and the other for a change. When Cleopatra speaks of her "salad day,” does she menu her in fancy, when she was dressed by sume cue else?’ The New York Mail knows ol a married man who was never asked to take the chair in domestic affairs but once, and then tho family were moving. A man with a cold in his heuduis- likes togire event io his feelings in clniroh, und consequently gets down on his sneeze while there. A fellow out SVest got a sentence ,of twenty years for stealing horses. That is what might be called an Ev- arts sentence. It was very long. If “every mail is ilie arohiu.01 of bis own fortune,’the most of them had better abandon architecture and go to sawing wood. A great writer says: ‘Some people are born Christians,’ Hut there’s mo occasion for worrying over the mutter; they generally outgrow it. When a joke is U9 old as the hills it has little vulley. O, it hasn’t, eh? Then you don’t know u circus clown getB 8125 a week. A la Punch; What is difference between last year und this one? Lust year is S (ate; i. e., consumed or fin ished); this year is !) (ueill, German for ‘no’ or ‘not.’ Shoe dealers find Mint if they mark!£ •»'> thvi | (f/ J I'j*.,3 shoes (hey gel a fit and please Their cus tomers, who would uot fer the world put ou slices a mile too big. A young lady Buid to her lover. ‘Charley, how laris it around' tile world?’ ‘About twenty-four inolies, my darling,’ replied lie, us Ins arm enoircled her watte. She was all the world to him. Here is u horrible one from the fiend of tho New Haven Register: "•Don’t venture on the thin ice, just yet, boys. If you should break through you might take a bad cold, D(1 perhaps have a cotllu fit.’ THE NEW LEAF. JANUA11Y 1 New Year, Seventy-eight, No beer— Water straight! No joke— Mighty true! Wont smoke, Never chew! Don’t, care Wlmt they think— Wont swear, Never drink? FElIttUAHY 1. Feel queer— 111 atease— One beer, If you please. Don’t cure Ifl do— A cigar? Yes, I chew. Reel’s thill— Weak stuff! Whisky skin Good enough. Ilia Favorite Foon.—Mr. Eon- gears started a conversation the oth-r evening on favorite foods. One pro ferred venison, anotherphensiint, and so on, und bo on, till It came to tli ■ Hon. Eougears himself to name his favorite- “Gwacious, 1 don’t know, you know?’ he said; but Miss Neid- elwytte. tile celebrated lecturer, who wus present, suggested*—thist les.—[Judy, A Reckless Si-endthhift.—Po lice Court Justice: “Well, und you no •livings?’ ‘Yes, sir; about seventy-five cents.’ ‘All, yes, I see; and you’ve gone and spent it all in hideous or gies. Six months.’ THEY ALE WANT IT, Because it is a family newspaper of pure, sound reading lor old and young, and it ooiitniiis a reliable and comprehensive summary of nil the important news. THE NEW YORK OBSERVER, the Best Family Newspaper, publish es both llie religious and secular news that is desired in any family, while- all that is likely to do harm is shut out. It devotes four pages to reli gious news, und four to secular. Pile New York Observer was first published In 1823; and it is believed to be Ilie only instance of a Reli gions Newsptp-r conii: uing itseven course for Fifty-six Years, without u chnngu of nume, doctrine, intent, purpose, or pledge from the date of its birth. -The ,67th Volume-will contain all the important news that can interest or instruct; so that any one who reads it will be thoroughly posied. We do not run a benevolent insti tutions, and we do not ask for the support or olmritr. We propose to make tile Best Newspaper that is pub- lislied, and wo propose to sell it as cheaply us it cun be afforded. Eet those who wont pure, sound, sensible, truthful reading, subscribe fur it und let them induce others to do the same. We are now publishing in the, Observer tile hi lory of “Jsan The. Maid,” by Airs. Charles, author of “Chronicles uT the Sohouberg-Cotta Family.” We send no Premiums. We will send you tho New York Observer one year, pus:-paid, for 8-'),16. An v one sending with liis own subscrip tion the names of New subscribers, shall have commission allowed in proportion to the number sent. For particulars Bee terms in the Observer. Sample copies free. Address, New Yoiik OssKitVEit, 37 Park Row, New York. J3TCIIEAPEST and BEST! PETERSON’S MAGAZINE. fUt-L-SIZ- P-PER PATTERNS! A Supplement will be given in ev ery number for 1370, c .nia uing a full-size pattern sheet lur a lady’s or child’s dress. Every subscriber will receive, during the year, twel-e of these patterns, so that these atone will he worth more than the sub scription. Peterson’s Magazine contains every year, 1000 pug-s, 14 steel plates, 13 colored Berlin patterns, 13 n am- mouth colored fashion plate, 34 pa ges of music, und about 000 wood cuts. 11s principal embellishments SUPERB STEEL ENGRAVINGS! Mammoth Colored Fashion Plates Alieud of all others These plates engraved on steel, twice the usu al Bizc, anil are unequalled lor beauty They will tie superbly colored. N. B.—As the publisher now pre pays the postugc to all mail subscri bers, Peterson is cheaper limn ever; n faot It iB tlis cheapest in the world. Terms—Always In Advance—$2 A YEAR 3 Copies for 83 60; 3 Copies fur (4 50. Wit a copy of the premium picture (34X20) "Christ Blessing Little Children,” a Five Dollar En- grnving, to the person getting up the club. 5 copies for 88 00; 7 copies tor 810 60; 12 copies for 817 00. With both an extra copy of the Alagnzine for 1879, and the premium picture, u Five Dollar Engraving, to the per son gebing up the club. Address, post-paid, Charles J. Peterson, 309 Ohestnut St., Philadelphia, Pa. Spscitnens sent gratis if written for. HARPER’S MAGAZINE 1879 ILLUSTRATE 1>, Observer. It Is nn excellent companion Tor the young, n de light to tho ■ —’— J i enlace Tor declining ago.— Louisville CouMcr-Jotirhtl No other Monthly In the world can allow so bril liant b Hat or contributor*; nor doe* any furnish Its readers with so great n variety and ao superior n quality of literature.—Watchman, lloston. The volumes of the Magazine begin with tho Numbers for .Inncnnd December of carli year — When no time is spudded, it will be iindertiood ■ hat the subscriber wishes to begin with tho current HARPER’S PERIODICALS. IIAHPBR’H MAGAZINE, One J ear $1 00 HARPER'S WEEKLY, “ “ 100 HARPER'S IJAZMt, •* *• 4 00 The THREE publications, one year 10 00 Any TWO, one year 7 i>0 SIX subscriptions, one year 20(H) Terms for large club* furnished on application. Postage free to nil subscriber* In tho United 8tales or Canada. A complete Set of Harper’s Magazine, now com prising 57 Volumes, In iiuatcloth binding, will be sent by express, freight at expense of purchaser, lor #2 25 per volume. Hlnglu volumes, by mall, postpaid,$1 0); Cloth ct o>, for binding, :)S cents by mall, postpaid. Itamtttanccs should he made by Post-Olllco Mon* oy Order or Draft, to nvofil clianco of loss. Newspapers are not to copy thin advertisement without tho express order of Harper A Brothers Address HARPER & BROTHER, New York Harper's Weekly 1879. xijXjITS rrtATED n by Its flue literary quality, the beauty ad woodcuts.—Pprtngflwld Republican. , i) attractions are snperh, and embrace evory variety ol subject and or artistic treatment -Zlonis Herald, Boston. Thu Weekly Is a potent agency for the dissemina tion or correct political principle*, and a powerful opponent of cliaimi, Hards, and false luviour-cH.— Evening Express, Rochester. Tho volumes of tho Weekly begin with the llrst lumber for January eeah year. Whim no time is lentloned, It will be understood that thomibscrl er wishes to commence with the Number alter the Number ufter the rveelpt of his order. UARPElt’S PERIODICALS. Harper’s Magazine, one yonr *1 00 Harper’s Weekly, “ ” 4 no Harper’s Bazar, “ “ 4 00 The Three publications, one year 10 00 Any Two, tmo year 7 on Six subscriptions, one year 2.) on Terms for large clubs furnished on application. Postage Free to nil subscrlbuts in tho Unit' ( Annual Volumes of Harp Ided the frulgl Weekly, In it aow U not r< excccu f7NH) each. A complete i er volume, height eh volume, suitable for binding. u ol *5 ioiiIu he ivold eba nipt of $1 no of lm t Ulllco ver Newspapers aru not to copy this advertise- inent Without the express order ol Harper H Broth- s. .idurcss, HARPER * BROTHERS, New York. Harpers Bazar, 1879. illusthated. NOTICES Ol' TJIK PRESS, t-iis according to Harper’s Bazar will hu the .. .ractur, it ranks witliutil- rlval.-Brooklyn Eagle. * This paper has acquired a wldo popularity lortliu fireside uuioymuiit it affords, ami has become an uslublUhud authority with the ladles.—.N. Y. Even ing post. ^Thu Volumes of the Bazar begin with tho flrsl nr. When no Him stood that the sun ie with the Number iruxi HARPER’S l’EltlUDIUALS. Harper’s Magazine, Olio fear $1 0.) Harper’s Weekly, ’• •• t uo Harper’s Bazar, *• •• 4 00 Tho Throe publications, ono year: 10 00 Any Two, ono year 7 on Six subscriptions, ono year 2d on Tor for largo clubs furnished on application. Postage froo to all subscribers U the United States or Caudaa. Tho Annual Volumo of llmpn’s B izar, in neat cloth binding, will hu sent by express, free o| ex pense provided the freight does ttiilexi eul otmuo- lur per volume). lur $7 00 each. A comideto Met. it tho m ‘ cloth ( T $5 25 per volumo. freight at expens uitable for hlndliij ’ill bo sent by mail, postpaid, on rcieip each. Remittances should lie made by 1 Money Urdir or Draft, to avoid cl auto ->i Ni Broth erh, Now York. irusi 11,0 UX K FREE FOR 1879! THE EXAMINER AND CHRONICS, (Estahlishd in IBM) THE LEADING BAPTIST NEWSPAPER, Is Now Delivered by Mall. Postage Prepaid, to New Subscribers, From Nov. 1,1878, to Jan. *, 1880 ffi‘2 50, The Price of Ono Ycur’s Subscription. Clubs of Ten, $22, will) u Five Paper The Exnmlnor and Chronclo Is distinctively a Family Newspaper. In making It tho Editor has the to operation ol tho best newspaper wt iters or hlaown denomination, hcsldns the occasional con tributions, In special departments, or writers of ac knowledged ublllty In other communions. IT OOMPRIBEe A Curicnt Event Expositor; A Living Pulpit and Platform: A Missionary and Baptist Event Re cord; A 8,unlay School Institute; An Educational Advocate; A Literary, Theological. Hclentlflc and Art Review; A Popular Story Pago Family Miscel lany and Puzzlers’ Realm: A Ilusbaudman’s and Housekeeper’s Helper; A Market Reporter, &c. All conduct in an outspoken, wide-awake and popular mannor. \£T Eiiegolip GunvasBorB nro wanted, nnd will be paid a liberal Cash Cumin sslon, For sample copies and terms to cauvanssurs ad dress P. O. BOX 8885, Now York City. JBNi 't " ■ GREAT REDUCTION IN PR CES Wo are the first to offer First-Class Sewing Machines, ■t prices within tho reach of all. WE WILL SELL THE VERY BEST Family Sewing Machine for Twenty-Five Dollars AiV CASH, on nn ornamented Iron Stand and Treadle, with Walnut Top and Drawer, and necessary Attach* nients. and deliver It at any Railroad Depot In tho Ualtud Mato, FREE OF CHARGE. of management, aud less fatigue to the opera tor, than any machine now In use. Thev mnke tho Double Thread Stitch In such a manner that thev ild the necessity of winding the under 1 will sow from the floor • • rcoat cloth. Send $*i nwlng. Every ntnchlue v Agunts Wanted Evorywhore. CENTENNIAL MACHINE CO., Limited, 722, Filbert St., Philadelphia, Pa. TOOF’S STAfflARD RUFFIER, For ALL Sowing Machines. Tho best to mho midmost perfectly constructed. Address E. J. TOOF, *'DojiiKtic " Dullding, Now York, Nag Haven, Ct. VI I S LlCUilCa j w\UWWi?3Q. _ THE MOST buRABLE* THE MOST POPULAR SEWING MACHINES. Toff easing n’l l!so htert mil mod dealrablo Improvements. It is *nwlly ntuTerafcnil, r.-nkes tho double, (broad !i'ih*«.tltrh, I us rolf-M pointing ten- pinna nnd t -kn*up, nndwlll do the whale rango oi family work winmot rltnnv*. Tho ” i'O-’iJV: 1C ” m mado In tho most dtir- i •« manner, v't’i conlrnl steel bearings and Co”'p(*in«n’!" ; J*fltrnnl-4 llirom;hont. «*getiia for t i) •• IMUlhhTD ” Rowing M«- clt mo and tho • DOJI I MIC ” Paper Faablnus wanted In all unoccupied territory. Address PARLOR ORGANS ^EliEOANT with vnlimbloJmprov^ 'ihouwintl Orgaulata oud JfuaklnD^cndorKo^heso ormms and recommend thom at a.rle 1/ First-Closa In Tone, llcchaulsm nnd Durability. Warranted fo:- 0LER3YMEN *99 school teachers. canvass formycelebrnu-U Bentty Vs Pianos nnd ^rganT jinlMayau^fit to j jjtit Hio m-rvico I u pulroof you ddroHJ^LANI Y^WnslH^natou 1 ,' t tho United Status SIGN PAINTEE3 ProvlncoH lo answer (lilt. . U |S?»l’er o?‘Sak/e£“?’ “ii'e’IVtvij Statea. Why ? IIuciiuno lio sullaonly for caali, mice* no rlaltH nnd bnu iso w. m n«dV;? 1 ;lr5!; I !!; , ;; hsaj'ss, 1 sent on from 5 to 15 dnvH’ test trial, money rofuiided and freight paid both ways by him If they nro uii* satisfactory. Send for Illustrated Anvr.itrisxu and read testimonial* from hlx patrons, mum of whom you mny know. Illustrated Newsimnor aunt freo. Addiess DANIEL, F. IiEATTY,Wiial.lnBtou, paw Jersey, United htniim ot America. . !, LOUISVILLE, KY., A wtrulnriy odooaUtJ Mil ltnlly ntt»llflt<l physioisa and the mo-* Rawsossful, as bta pmetfeu win prove. Cares si I Conns rhea"*and Impotonpy.' S®SorSuht?B abuse lu youth, sexpaT^uzocuosla matamroixt.orotbsr flaasss, and prod ados somo oflho fcllowln* stf»oU: NcrToas- Bess, Hsmlaal Rmlssioos, Dhnness of 8l*bt, Poised to Mem ory, PhysicalDoeay, Phaplos oa Psee, Arsnioo In Boeletool- Fsmsles, Oonfusloa of tdtas. Loss of Bezus 1 Power, *o^ nsdrrtaCmarrisx* I — Gloot, BirioWro, P11 ' cured. PsiioBie tr“ aadoorroepoodooes strtolly ooefldenluL A PRIVATE COUNSELOR The B FISH RACINE, WE MAK Farm, Freight And by conflntng ourselves strlcly to BEST O Using nothing but FIRST-CLASS IMI’RO TIMBER, nnd by a Thorough Knowledge of th “The Best W We give tht? followii'g We Heroby warn made in every particular and of good materl work with fair linage. Should any breaknge aintorlnl or workmanahlp, repairs for the ssn price of said repairs, aa per agont’e price lilt, will tl of the broken or defective parts as evidence. | ( Titus Hucint-, Wis., Jan. 1st, 1878. J Kiiwi ( J’no. Knowing we can suit yon, we solicit patronage ft PRICKS and TERMS, and for a oopy of our Agrlcnl] August IK, 1878, Am MSII 13. The Cedarto WEEKLY FAMILY NBWSPAPJi tL\. vilhigu of Cedtirtown, Polk County, to the inlt*i’C8ts of Oherokco Gt'Oigiii. It is citizen in Polk and surrounding counties tho *3? H M 11P1 WilCgivv* all the litter; news, besides a varie ty of Li tioiial, Heligiotis, Ti’iupeniiiue, Aj»riciilt.iiml, ami ge Ii is uit excellent r.dvt riising iiiediuin, and uieiol wish to secure the vas irmle Iroin 1‘ulk, I'aliioitig at in this Stutr, and Uleburne und Cher .k e u-iuni.es, »•! Well Id avail themselves of lit • ndv.ui a^es U oil’ rs. U hu very moderate, and will be sent on tt|i|il.ualion. Official Organ of Polk and Haralson Con All tbe^Syertising jiertaining to lho . liter* • f Sh.-yitTnud <>i»\tm» Polk and Ihtntlson o.mnii'S is pnIiHsIumI ii THE KXI , UKS> > and ?/ u//ur jxi/icr in thecouiitv |mb|i>|i' S il in full. In addhioii to this lac:, THE EXI'KESh) antloiibteflly l.. « a ^ Cieewlatloii tkaa, any o tit or papev iu Pollc Coaaty. We invite i he at ten i ion of ad vert is.’rs U ibis f:«cf, and ask ilium to uoudidrinh.il' own inter*«is aud mlvertise in THIS EXPRESS. Rates of ^ubscriptiou. One Copy One Yetir. One Copy Six Months Ono Copy Three Months.... Wo are prepared to do all ordinary kinds of Job Printing with neat ness und dispatch. Everything from a visiting card to a mammoth p<»itvr can be printed at oui oilier, such as Xicttsr Visitmg Cards, Bill Heads Check Books, Mote Heads. Mote Books, Statements, Circulars, Posters, Cards. LEHAL BLANKS PRINTED TO ORDER, And for sale at 80 cunts per quire FOR THE CASH. Add ress dHOs W• KJLiOIxZSY, CEDARTOWN, GA. •• Ti f -.-V A %Qll K^hwat ALLER & McOSKER, 1JKALEIIS IN WATCHES, O LOCKS, JBH'KLItY Solid Silver nnd Plated W#re', ( , NO. .5 UKOAU STRKET. ROME, GA. Personal intention psid to Hepiiiring Watches, Clock, Chronometers and Jewelry. All kinds of Jewelry mado to order. eowtJl-’TB lievulveis, iL-ju-alinu ihsfols, 3 m- niiiniti"ii, Gun Muiuine, tr i and Steel ItilU- .mid Shot Barrels, for Custom OunBiiiiths. REMINGTON Agricultural Impremenj PATENT CLIPPHIt STEEL AND CABBOl . PLOWS, Cnltlvatms, Solid Steel Cultivator »«.,».««« I'ulms, brought Iron Standard Cultivator Teeth "d Points, Saver’s Patent HorseIloo'Shovel Plow ovl’1 ^Jow Blades, Plain and with Wings, of all Solid Steel Cultivator Teeth, usujglitlron Standard Cultivator Teem and Points, Bayer’s Patent Horse lieu,[Shovel Plow wiiomnr ntoy bhwqes Arch ami TrapezolcaL Truss. Forks, Caot Stee Shovels, Citrt Steel Hoes, and Garden Rakes, Planter s handled Hoes, Mowers, Wheel tiorso Rakes, Needle Cotton tilns. Armory and Principal Office, 11.40N, asr. y. Bra(ch Offices'and Agencies: 281 * 888 lloadwar, New York, Arms, * Sewing Machines. <, -Chicago,S87 State St.. Sewing Meoeines * Arms Baltimore,47 North Charles St. (Masonic Temple) sewing Matlilnos and Arms. oct. 10 lm NOTICE. Land For Sale. The ubaoriber being detiTmined to leave sobrrupt a conimnnlty as snrroanda him offers aboni > 1,300 kores of First Class Land lying l/t Caar Vulloy .ml Coll«ri Toivo TaUqr. ™ * . MILL and a gook Caatoiu Wattr <VEJY lo w fob cash. f’wlll divide Slid lands to suit purchasers. Call and examine sale Lauds. will gntrantee It to be the, boat place Iri the Stale for an honest man to die at, as h« jonld lohvvM vf^th fsfior regrets than V