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THE REGISTER. ■:— ~ ~ ' —r CONYEKS.a.Y., THURSDAY °-’ T lf i7fl. ■ 1,, , ■ Why the South is “Solid.” Wc do net recollect having wen this cam; mated mo-e pla lily or powerfully than by the Richmond Dispatch, which •ay*: The whole South must, therefore go en masse against the party that has lost no opportunity to harass the Southern people, nnd used eve-v means their in genuity could invent to curta'l the free dom oHlm,Southern white man. The South would be disgraced if it could even think of voting for its persecutors. it would deserve the scorn of the civilized world. True and honest. men cannot expect (bent to do so. It is only the liars and villainous hypocrites, such ns Mutton and his school, that publicly un dertake to censure the So it It lor doing that which a community having at all the principles of honesty and manliness must he obliged to do. Ordinarily, upon simple questions of public policy, the South would be certain to divide ; hut upon the question of supporting the Government that afflicts and humiliates the Soul h, ol ioving its despoilers and l aters, there should be no division. To divide on that ia to show to the world that the South is undeserving of a better fate. The Southern accusers are prone to i.i veigh against the South for electing Con federates to representative offices. On this point Professor Hinder, of Cam bridge (Massachusetts) University, gives the following complete detenu j in a let ter addressed by him to the Boston Daily Advertiser: ‘But I will even go farther, and main tain that in giving the prominence they have done to the old rebel element the Sen h is making use of the only material out of which it is possible 10 construct a respectable government. The Confeder ate soldiers constitute to day the intel lect and activity ot Unit section, and to prevent them from taking a controlling interest iit the udinisistration of the id fairs of their States is to travest all forms ot justice and government, ft is in the political as in the animal world: uu do not set sheep to guard wolves, nor can iguoranoe and weakness long keep down education and strength.’ A Fashionable Woman’s Prayer. .Strengthen my husband, and may ins faith and his money ho and out to tiie last. Draw the lambs’ wool of unsuspicious twilight over his eyes, that my flirtations may look to him like victories, and that my bills may s' rengthen his pride in me. Bless O, Fortune! my crimps, rats and frizzles, and let thy light shine on my paint and powder. Enable the poor to shift for them selves, nud save me from all missionary beggars. Shed the light ol my countenance on my camel’s hair shawl, my lavender silk, my point lace and my set ol d'amonds, and keep the moths out of my sable, I beseech thee, O Fortune. A\ hen I walk out beloro die gnßo or "vUlgar men regulate my wriggle and add uew grace to tny gait. When 1 bow myself to worship, grant that I may do it with ravishing elegance and preserve unto the last the lilly white of my flesh and the taper of my finger l . Destroy mine enemies with the gall oi jealousy, and eat with the teeth of envy all those who gaze at my style. Save me from wrinkles, and foster my plumpness. Fill both my eyes, O Fortune! with the plaintive poison of intuiuulion, that I may lay out my victims—the men—as numb as images graven. Let the lilly and the roses strive to*, gather in my cheek, aiul my neck swim like a goose on the bosom ol crystal water. Enable mo, O Forlune! to wear shoo* still a little smaller, aud save me irom all corns and bunions. flics* Fatny, my lap-dog, and rain down hail stones of destruction upon those who shall hurt a hair of Hector, my kitten. Smile, O Fortune 1 most sweet upon Dick, my canary, and wat'ih over with the fondness if a “host my two lil'y white mice with red eyes, ♦ ♦ • - A woman in llurliugton. whose litis band has gone to tlie Centennial ‘on business,’ tracks a slragling line of inud across the earbets every evening, piles a coaple of cigar stumps on the window sill, chucks an old quid of tobacco part ly behind the lire board, puts a wot bool to drip all over the oil cloth, and throws auother undi r a tola, sets a bowl of yeast near the chair to inuko the room smell Jlikti lager beer, and feels just as comfor 'luble and natural and secure as though itjierc was a mau iu the house. At a prayer meeting in Maine one of the members prayed, *Oh, Lord, thou kno west that Cliarksa Tomkins has sold poor bests V some of us. Make him do the tsir thing/ Out iu Moatraa, when they stai t a man down bill in a barrel, they speak of b-s 'ajq earnuce iu anew role.’ Why They Don’t Ralty. A gentleman from the North struck into a conversation with a negro man at the depot yesterday. ‘flow does the Republican parly flour ish down here ?’ ‘Well, rah, she’s mighty weak an sickly, tor n lack, B jks.’ ‘l’m sorry for that.’ sad the stranger. ‘Yes, sail ; de public ills has done bin on de down grade seberal years, an’ de skedju’.e am kinder gitlin laser and las’er de finder dat dey go 1’ *Vhy don’t you colored inen rally and save it, my friend ?’ sGood golly, boss, de cultured popyla sliun hab got. ter rally an Slbe dere selves. When de 'publican train hub got no puivishions on board an' de D,m inyeralß haz plenty of bnedo ter eat, an' is alius greasin’ de 'publican track wid <le meat skins, de niggers lakes mighty little stock in d:lt train—dat’s sol' The Northern gentleman saw the ap plication.—Albany Aryus - - The Villagfe Boy. This is Mark Twain's description of the happiest boy iu the village: ‘Huck elberry was alwiys dressed in the east off clothes of fullgrown men, and they were in perennial bloom and fluttering with rags. His hat was a vast ruin, with a wide orescent lopped out of its brim; his coat, when lie wore one, hung nearly to ilia heels, and he had thi rearward but tons far down the back; but one suspen der supported his trousers; the seat of liis ttOnsers bagged low and coht.'tincd nothing; the fringed legs d' agged in the dirt when not rolled up. IJuekelberry came and went at his own free will. He slept on door steps in fine weather, ar.d in empty hogsheads in wet; he did not have logo to srliool or lo clivrch, oi I ca:l ir>y being master, or obey anybody;] lie could go fishing or swimming when or where lie chose and stay as long as it suited him; nobody ferbade him to fight; lie could sit up as late as he pleased ; he was always the firs boy that went bare foot in t lie spring and the last lo resume leather in the fall ; lie never had to wash nor put on clean clothes ; he could swe ti wonderfully. In i word, everything that goes to make life precious, that boy had.’ We have several times urged the oo'- ored voters oi South Carolina lo support General Hampton and the Democratic State and local tickets. We cannot, see how they can widely do otherwise. They aie citizens of the State: their wel fare is involved with that of their white neighbors. Certainly, if tlity reflect, they will see that Mr. Chamberlain lias utterly fail to give the State peace. proa, polity or good government. General Hampton, a man ot influence and char acter, solemnly pledges himself and his associates ou the Democratic ticket to give the State honest government and lo secure to the colored people every right Wiij should they not take him at his word? We suspect that many oi them intend to do so, and that this accounts lor this last and desperate expedient ol Chamberlain’s which has been so pronip vly exposed by members ot his own parly. — N. Y Herald, Oct. 10. A Republican manufacturer of Hart ford, Conn., says: “The only chance to put a stop to this everlasting war talk and sectional disturbance is to put in Tilden, and I’m going to vote for him.” Gen. McClellan lias slated the whole Southern case in the words: “Pitta stop to the meodliag interference of cor rupt government officials, and it will soon appear that the negroes will divide themselves betwe n the two parties, and that the danger of a conflict of races has disappeared.” 4 > —— An eminent Now York physioiau at tributes much of the prevalence ol dip therm to the common practice of turning down the wicks of korosine lamps until they emit the strong smell of oil. Mmm An editor’s excuse lor discontinuing the publication of his paper was, that everybody e'se stopped the paper, and lie thought he would. •Father,' said a roguish boy, ‘I hope you won't buy any more gun powerder tea for mother.’ ‘Why not?’ ‘Because every time Bite drinks it she me P*' ‘Mother, why does pa call joti lion* ejf ‘Because, my deal, fie loves me.’ ‘No, ma, that aint it.’ ‘What is it, then 1 ' ‘I know.’ ‘Well, what is it?' ‘Because you’ve got so much comb in your head.’ A Western paper has published oue stausa of sixty-three which had been contibuted on that rare subject. The buties of nacher,’ and promised to give the other sixty-two if its readers desired to see them. The opening stausa was: Go see what I have sawn, Go feel what I have felt, Walk in the fields at early dawn Aud smell what I have smelt. How They Married in ’76. A hundred years ago a Virginia belle was not to be won without foolscap and ret tape. This was the certificate that the bride had to sign before her lovor could get a mairagelicenee : ‘The bearer hereof has my permission to procure from the authorities the necessary cred ential, which shall duly and honorably merit my attention in the support of my affections, to continue through the end of all things, which shall reflect every ray of lienor ascribahle to so resplendent an element or sentiment or my right mind, and which sha’l henceforthe be strictly adhered to in the proper form, at my instance and his importantly, in the making valid of all things pertaining to the stream of my deSife to become his partner in the vigor ot my youtn, in the morning of my affections, properly di rected to the hitttlielltous obligation of conjugal embraces in endless felicity. Iu witness to the above, I have hereeun to,’ etc. For the six years ending June 30,1875 the total expenditures under President Grant weie 84,008,488,461,83. Or at the rate of $668,073,076,97 a year. Or at the rate of $53,G7if,75G 41 a month. Or at the rate of $13,918,180:10 a week. Or at the rule ots 1,088 312,68 a day. Or at the rate of $82,842,10 an hour Or at the rat/: of $1,380,70 a minute. Or at the rate of $23,61 a second. A teacher, one day 1 , endeavoring to make a pupil undersiand the nature and application ot a passive verb, said: “A passive verb is expressive of the nature of receiving mi action; as Peter is beaten. Now what diil Peter dot” “Well,- 1 don’t know',’ said the boy, pausing a moment, with the gravest countenance immagiii.-w ble, ‘without he hallereil,’ Paste. —To make paste which will re main sweet for a year, dissolve a teaspoon ml ot alum in a quart of wale 1 , to which add enough flour to make a thick cream Stir in halt a teaspoouful of powdered resin and half a dozen cloves, to g've a pleasant odor. Take a teacupful of boil ing water, pour the flour mixture into it stirring all the time. In a few minutes it, will be of the consistency of mush. Pour it into an earthen vessel ; ffe't it cool, lay a cover on, and put it in a cool place. When needed, lake out a por tion and soften it with wann water. I say, fellow, some ittdividiulls think I am FrencfcrtMrt, and some take ire for an Italian, now what do yon think I am? Why I think you are.a darned foo 1 . re plied Johnathan. A Maine woman ate four quarts of oysters at one sitting, and won one hun dred dollars by so doing, which after dt ducting eighty dollars for her burial ex penses, left her twenty dollars to com mence the r.e.v*. world with.— ♦ ♦ A Wl cousin farmer sues fora divorce, on tlie ground that his wife can’t chop the amount of wood that she boasted about previous to inarr age. Byron wrote: ‘llow sweet to hear the watch dog's honest bark.’ From which we infer Byron never attended a midnight sociable in a burner's water inellon patch. Grant’s war saddle, upon which lie rode to the surrender of L*-e, no’v be longs to the Washburn family, and it is to be kept lor an heirloom. ‘l'd bet a sheep,’ said o'd Mereditl to hie belter-half, ‘that our boy Olho is going crazy; !ur lie’s grinuin’ at the plow, lie’s grinnin’at the barn, and he's grinniu to himself whereever he goes.’ ‘Pshaw! old man,' said his wife’ ‘you don't know nothin'! The criber'a got a love letter.’ She used to meet him at the gate with a kiss and a smile like morning light, but now she comes to the door in a dingy old calico wrapper, and shoes down at the heel, shades her eyes with tier hand, aud in a voice that set-ius to need oiling, inquires: ‘Did you bring that butter?’ Republican Campaign Song.' Sing a song of sixpence, Pocket full ol cash— We can fool the uegro _-s And buy up the white trash. When electiou’s over, It we the viet ry gain, We can get our mouev back By stealing it again. Waterloo Observer, Oct. 11. As soon as she was able to leave her bed, a Boston wife knocked down her husbaud with a nursing bottle because the baby was cross-eyed. As an offset to this domestic incident, it is proper to mention here that a Cleveland man whip ped his wife because the baby did not lake the first prize at the recent baby show-. \ j mil reading, Psyehouiaucy, Fascination ill Soul Charming, Mosmtrisni, and Marriage Guide, showing how either sox may fascinate and gain the love and affections of any person they choose instantly, 400 pages. By mail 50 oerts. Hunt A 00., 130 S. 7th St., Philadel phia, Pa. 10-tw AK A3A per day at heme. Samples worth \ ! lli \/I I one dollar-free, tin son &Cos Vw VeJV Portland, Maine. tv©l3 tl THE me&mLE llkcustkß* PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY. BY THE ROCKDALE REGI TER PUBLISHING CO. AT CONYERS, GEORGIA. rates ok senserii tick : One Year -ix Months, 1 VJS Threo Months) •• ° Clubs of Five or more, 25 per cent, less ! The Register is a laige 21 doldntti paper. 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